INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
Mr. Van Driessen stands at the front of the classroom, enthusiastically discussing the importance of environmental conservation. Beavis and Butt-Head sit at their desks, looking uninterested and restless.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN
And that's why we need to be mindful of our impact on the environment, guys. Every little bit counts!
Beavis nudges Butt-Head, a mischievous grin on his face.
BEAVIS
Heh heh, huh huh, Butt-Head, check this out!
Beavis discreetly pulls out a rolled-up magazine from his backpack. Butt-Head leans over to see what Beavis is up to.
BUTT-HEAD
Heh heh, what's that, dumbass?
Beavis unfurls the magazine, revealing the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover featuring Melissa Lurg.
BEAVIS
Heh heh, huh huh, boobs.
Butt-Head's eyes widen, and a smirk appears on his face.
BUTT-HEAD
Heh heh, yeah! Let's see some boobs!
They start flipping through the pages, trying to conceal their illicit activity from Mr. Van Driessen.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN
(continuing his lecture)
Nature is a beautiful thing, guys. We should appreciate...
Suddenly, Mr. Van Driessen catches sight of Beavis and Butt-Head's antics.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN
(disapprovingly)
Uh, guys? What are you doing back there?
Beavis and Butt-Head freeze, realizing they've been caught. The magazine is still open to the swimsuit section.
BEAVIS
Uh huh huh huh, we're just, like, appreciating nature, huh huh.
BUTT-HEAD
Yeah, nature and stuff.
Mr. Van Driessen shakes his head in disbelief.
MR. VAN DRIESSEN
Guys, this is a classroom, not a place for that kind of material. Put it away, and let's focus on the lesson.
Beavis and Butt-Head reluctantly stash the magazine back into Beavis's backpack, stifling their laughter.
BEAVIS
(still snickering)
Heh heh, huh huh, yeah, nature sucks.
BUTT-HEAD
Yeah, but boobs are cool.
Mr. Van Driessen continues with his lecture, trying to redirect the duo's attention back to the importance of nature conservation.
FADE OUT.
