Thursdays With Abie The Simpsons go to a sea life and aquatic park with Grampa. He bores them with stories so they leave him alone. He then befriends a magazine journalist who turns out to be evil...
Then Bart damages Lamby the lamb...
Plot
The title gag is Agnes Skinner riding a bike as the Wicked Witch of the West theme plays.
The couch gag is the Simpsons in a pinball machine called Couch Gag Madness.
...
The episode opens with the Simpsons and Grampa going to an aquarium park.
"Oh, I love going to aquatic parks. Sure, they have worse rides than amusement parks, less fish than aquariums- but the parking is ample!" said Homer as they park.
There is still no parking spaces as the large parking lot is full.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
"Hmmmmm..." Marge sighed.
"Marge take it easy! You're pregnant!" said Homer.
Marge had a fat belly under her green dress as she was carrying a baby.
"I know we just did our first movie but this would be a good plot point for a movie, the main character's mom is pregnant." said Oscar. "Like in the Rugrats movie..."
Tommy Pickles dressed as Indiana Jones shrugged.
Uh no..." said Homer.
They get out and walk about the park.
Homer shut Maggie in the clam shaped buggy.
"For safety Maggie!" said Homer.
"Homer! She's claustrophobic and afraid of the dark!" Marge told him off. She was clutching her very large, pregnant belly with a baby inside.
Homer scoffed.
"Ooooooh! Did you swallow a boulder?" Oscar asked Marge.
"No, I am pregnant..." said Marge.
"How did the stork do that to you?!" Oscar asked.
Marge knew it wasn't a subject to inform him about. Ie the birds and the bees.
Hugo cleared his throat. "Well Oscar, when a man a woman love each other very..."
"HUGO NO!" His family yelled.
"It's a story for when you are a lot older Oz..." said Lisa.
Oscar sighed.
Marge was looking through her camera.
"Oh, there's so many photo ops, but I already filled up my camera in the parking lot. Parking lot C sign, the tram, a license plate from Canada, a bird eating potato chips, my feet walking, that boy who got sick on the tram, Grampa talking to a mermaid hedge, the park rules in Spanish, a fat baby, Grampa telling a story to a trailer hitch." said Marge.
There were amusing photos such as Wendell about to be sick and Grampa talking to a trailer hitch...
(ding) "Oops! I erased them all!" Marge accidentally deleted her photos.
Oscar sighed. "Maybe I should handle the electronics..."
...
The kids were dashing about yelling at what they wanted to do at the park.
Lisa saw a poster of sea animals such as pufferfish and starfish.
"I want to do that!" said Lisa. The advertisement in segments changed to an advert for fried and battered sea creatures.
Lisa gasped horrified.
"Mmmmmm!" said Hugo hungry.
"I'm gonna raid the lost and found!" Bart put on a big pink T shirt labelled Sexy Grandma. And laughed.
Suddenly Chester Lampwick the hobo that insisted he originally wrote Itchy and Scratchy purred at Bart. "What a hot old lady... and ya still have your original teeth. Prrrrrrr!"
Bart screamed and threw off the shirt and ran off.
Oscar laughed.
Hank seethed as apparently to him South Park humour is wrong...
There was a sign for Dolphin Drive and Coelacanth Street. (A living fossil).
"Dolpha Dolpha Avenue!" Oscar squealed.
Bart groaned exasperated.
Marge ponded which street in the park to go to. The aquatic street names were for exhibits.
"Dolpha Drive! Dolphaaaa!" Oscar squealed.
Bart groaned.
"Also you're an ableist..." Hank seethed.
Grampa started whinging.
"My feet hurt! left ear's freezing! My right ear's burning! I got fish smell in my wrinkles!" Grampa groaned.
The Simpsons sigh.
"Grampa go and sleep in the car..." Bart sighed.
"Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
There was an announcement for an aquatic show involving one of the sea creatures.
"Attention, exploro-nauts!" said a man's voice.
"That's us!" said Lisa.
"Shut up!" said the voice rudely.
"In one minute, we'll be starting our rock-quatic roll-tacular!" The voice continued from the speaker.
"Hurry! If we don't get a seat in the splash zone, I've worn my bathing suit under my clothes for nothing!" Homer wore his silly striped 19th century bathing suit under his clothes.
Bart laughed.
"Quiet boy..." Homer seethed.
...
Grampa decided to tell a stupid story.
"A splash-'em-up show? Reminds me of the time I hig h-dived into a damp sponge for the amusement of Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker." said Grampa.
Bart, Hugo and Lisa whine.
"Grampa, no stories!" Marge sighed.
"Wait, this one might be funny! If it has exploding yams in it!" Oscar chuckled. "Or burning monkeys!"
Grampa winced.
"You can come with us, or sit here on the shark bench." said Marge.
"You know, I did sit on a shark once.." said Grampa.
"Dad! Bathing suit!" Homer ripped off his clothes. "Oops! No bathing suit!":He was butt naked!
Marge gasped.
"My eyes! My eyes! It buuuuuuuuurns!" Oscar screamed.
"I'm blind!" Lisa screamed horrified by Dad naked.
Hugo's face melted off like that freaky bit in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Bart poured bleach in his eyes to burn away the horrible, horrible image of Dad naked.
Marge sighed.
Later at a show involving Slimu the octopus, Homer was thankfully dressed in a fresh set of swimming trunks and sandals.
And Hugo recovered his face after it melted off...
"Let's give a wet and wacky welcome to Springfield's oldest performing mollusk..." said a blonde lady with an annoying accent.
"Get to the show!" Homer heckled.
"This is the show!" said the lady annoyed.
"Here's the original Octomom: Slimu!" She continued.
An octopus swam about in the performance tank, pouring in from another tank.
James Brown sings I feel good as the octopus slithers about.
At the shark bench Abe sat bored.
"I'm hungry..." He groaned.
Back at the octopus show, Slimu waved her tentacles about.
People cheered.
And now for the silliness...
...
Slimu is nature's octomom!" said the lady.
"Oh we will see about that!" Manjula yelled carrying her octopulets.
Bart winced.
"Continuity..." said Oscar.
"Slimu did you get my letters?" Lenny asked.
"Slimu wasn't expecting company today. And she has some scrubbing to do!" said the host of the show as divers attached brushes to Slimu's tentacles and she sadly waved them about.
"Slimu doesn't look very happy." said Lisa.
"Wouldn't you if you were a salt water creature in a fresh water tank?" Homer asked.
"Mmmmmmm! Hentai monster..." said Oscar drooling.
"Oz enough!" Bart yelled.
Hank seethed.
"We've had a our first ever black president elected this month!" said the host. "How about our first octopus president?" America played as Slimu ascended on a podium.
"Iä Iä! Cthulhu Fthagh!" Hugo chanted as a cultist.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar laughed.
"Sit down boy!" Homer pulled Hugo down into his seat.
"Woooo! All hail President Carl!" Oscar cheered.
"Oz! Carl is not President! It's some guy called Barack Obama." said Bart.
America played as goons escorted president Carl Carlson to his seat. "My life just keeps getting better and better! First I got promoted to supervisor of sector 7G at the plant now I'm president of the United States!" said President Carl.
Bart groaned and crossed his arms annoyed Oscar was right.
"And when it comes to signing bills, she can provide her own ink!" said Slimu.
Slimu then sprayed ink at everyone. They all had stain proof ponchos on.
"Ah... so octopus ink is oily." Lenny felt the texture of the octopus ink on his see through poncho.
"Ha! You call that an ink defence?!" Zoidberg scoffed yesterday sprayed ink all over Lenny.
"Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!" And scuttled off making Curly sounds.
Bart winced.
Lisa sighed feeling sorry for Slimu.
"Lisa don't pull another animal rights stunt... remember the dolphins..." Hugo sighed.
"Haaauuuw! Dolphaaaaa..." Oscar squealed.
...
At the shark bench.
"They'll cheer a dancing octopus, but not an old man complaining about everything." Grampa sighed.
"Excuse me, sir. Is this seat taken?" said a man in a red sweater with Peter Shepherd's bangs. Spoilers! He is evil!
"Well, not for a pretty girl like you!" said Abe. Um he is short sighted or nearly blind or something...
The man in a red sweater chuckled sheepishly.
"Well, this is the first time I ever sat on a shark." said the man.
"Not me- sat on a real one once!" said Abe,
"Tell me more!" said the man.
"More?!" Grampa gasped.
And now more stupidity!
"Mooooooore?!" Mr Bumble from Oliver Twist yelled.
The characters from Grease sing Tell Me More.
(Singing)
Abe winced.
"Play it cool, Grampa. Play it cool!" He calls himself Grampa...
There was a flashback to the war...
"It was back in World war II. I was a Seaman First Class on the USS World war I." said Grampa.
"And I am David Seaman." said David Seaman the goalkeeper.
"Hi David! I'm Grampa!" said young Abe.
We were minding our own business when we were attacked by a hea t-seeking torpedo we had fired the day before.
There was an explosion as the torpedo hit the ship.
The crew scream and panic.
They fall in the sea. But sharks arrive and circled them. The men gasp.
"Don't worry about the sharks, boys. Just play possum and they'll leave you alone." said Abe.
"I am not a possum!" said Moxxie annoyed.
Unfortunately, sharks love possum.
Uh how Abe? Possums live on land! Sharks swim in the ocean!
"Hey, boys, these sharks can't bite us if we're on their backs!" said Abe.
They ride on the sharks.
"Yeah! Woohoo!" said a crew member.
"It's like riding the Cyclone back at Coney Island!" said someone.
"Whoa! It's like riding a dust devil back in Yuma- like I read about in a book back in Boston!" said Abe. Now that's silly...
"By the time the rescue planes came, we had those sharks trained pretty good. I still keep in touch with all those men and some of the sharks." said Abe.
"Why, here's us in Hawaii last year." The sharks were now old and wrinkly and sat in wheelchairs...
Plot 2
The man liked the ridiculous story.
"Sir, my name is Marshall Goldman." said Marshall.
"Well I am Marshall Mathers III." said Eminem.
"I'm a newspaper columnist specializing in human interest stories." said Goldman.
"You're in the newspaper business?" Abe asked.
The old coot chuckled. "Something that's gonna die before I do!"
A sinister tune played as Marshall looked about with shifty eyes. Ie he is evil...
"You have any other stories you'd care to tell me?" Marshall asked.
"Someone's listening to me! Now I know how a radio feels!" said Abe.
Marshall was gone when the Simpsons got back.
After the show the Simpsons went off to find Grampa on the shark bench but he was missing.
"Oh no! Your father has gone missing Homer!" said Marge.
"Ah... easy come easy go..." said Homer.
"I'm up here you good for nothing son!" said Gramps hanging from a fish hook by his pants.
"Abe how did you get up there?" Marge asked.
"Uh. I don't know!" said Grampa.
Later they had got off a cart train ride and Marge had taken up her camera's memory with odd photos again.
"A parking lot sign. The cart train. Comic Book Guy. My feet while we were walking. A boy who was sick on the trailer ride. The same boy a few moments later and Oscar covered in vomit. The same boy again concussed with a bloody nose and a black eye. The park rules. Gramps talking to a mermaid statue. Grampa talking to a tow truck hook. Oscar turning the tow truck hook to point inwards to summon gay men. And! Oh dear! I've deleted the lot of them!" said Marge accidentally deleting her photos.
They went to the petting tank to pet/touch small sea creatures. Mr Herbert the pervert was at the groping tank holding a squirming eel before releasing it. "Slippery little fella ain't ya?"
Bart shivered in disgust.
Hank seethed.
Oscar smirked.
"Hey there fella! Mmmmmmhmmmmhmmmm!" said Mr Herbert chuckling.
Oscar screamed and fled.
Bart fled too.
...
"It was a lovely idea to come to the aquatics centre." said Marge.
"I just don't want our kids hanging around that racist sunflower that's growing in our yard." said Homer.
"You too?!" asked Peter Griffin.
Bart winced.
"What? It's a racist sunflower! That's stupidly funny!" said Oscar.
We cut to a sun flower in front of the Simpsons house. Carl walks past it.
"Hey boy! Don't you come walking by this house!" said the sunflower.
"You're ignorant!" said Carl.
The Simpsons arrived at a big tank with a big octopus in it. Homer took out a sharpie pen and started drawing a twirly moustache on the octopus's face. "And one eyebrow sticking up like he's saying Say Whaaaaat? And a big smiley grin! And oh look! Pimples right before the big dance!" Homer poked the tank with a sharpie but it shattered and the water and octopus poured out. The octopus grabbed Homer in its tentacles.
"Help! It's all sucky and squeezy!" Homer cried.
The Simpsons gasped.
"Mmmmmmm! Hentai..." said Oscar.
"Oscar stop it with the hentai already!" Bart yelled.
Hank seethed.
Sea Captain cane to the rescue. "Have no fear. I've tangled with the likes of this beast before!" He grabbed the octopus and threw it. It hit a wall hard and slithered down and stuck and unstuck itself with its suction cups repeatedly like those sticky toys you throw at the wall.
"Thanks Captain Mcallister!" said Lisa.
"It's no problem! That's how I caught woody over there!" said Sea Captain. In a tank was an octopus with wooden pegs for legs.
Bart winced.
The Simpsons had lunch.
Lisa had something vegetarian. Bart had a hypoallergenic lunch because he can't have seafood on account of his crustaceans allergy.
Hugo and Homer gorged themselves on fish.
Marge sighed.
Meanwhile an evil journalist that looked like Peter Shepherd grown up with a red sweater was stalking them for some reason.
...
Oscar got the next pick of activity. Swimming in the dolphin tank.
Bart groaned.
"Haaaaauuuuw! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
"Mooooom!" Bart whined.
"It's Oscar's choice!" said Marge.
Bart groaned.
Lisa shrugged.
At the dolphin tank.
The Simpsons were mortified as baby Oscar in a diaper was riding a dolphin while squealing "Dolpha! Dolpha! Dolpha!"
Bart groaned embarrassed.
"Haw Haw! Your friend is weird!" Nelson laughed.
"Nelson!" Marge told him off.
"Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
Then the dolphins held the water park and aquatic centre hostage for their king, King Snorky.
"Oh no! King Snorky!" Lisa lamented as King Snorky arrived.
"Silly Dolpha!" Baby Oscar giggled.
"Oscar you are nuts about dolphas..." said Bart.
"Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
"Silence!" said King Snorky. "The diapered one that keeps terrorising my people will be sacrificed to the piranha tank!" said Snorky. Referring to Oscar.
Oscar gulped.
A dolphin took him.
"Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
He was tied up and dangled from a hook by his ropes. He then ascended as the dolphins pulled levers and wheels.
"This is the worst day out ever..." Marge sighed.
"Worse than that day out to the caramel factory?" Homer asked.
"Okay maybe not as bad as that..." said Marge.
...
"May you mammalian jerks suffer the wrath of Poseidon!" Hugo hissed at the dolphins.
The Simpsons groaned at him invoking Greek gods.
"Curse you merciful Poseidon!" Hugo yelled.
"Dad make him stop..." Lisa sighed.
"Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
"And him too..." Bart groaned.
"there's nothing Daddy can do except smile and shake his head like the mommies in the Sunny Delight commercials." said Homer.
"Sunny D gives me diarrhoea..." said Oscar.
"Eeeeeeeeew!" Bart and Lisa groaned.
Lisa got a text.
"What was that sound?!" King Snorky demanded to know.
"Oh it's from Rod Flanders. Lovejoy just got fired.
"Fired?!" Everyone asked.
At the town church.
"This is an outrage! You heathens can't fire me! I'm the damn best vicar you got!" Tim yelled being dragged out the church.
"You're way too passionate about the old fire and brimstone and eternal damnation. And you're homophobic. You're putting off new people coming to church..." said the Parson's assistants.
"Homosexuality is a sin!" Tim yelled.
"Now, now..." the assistants sighed. "You're being a nuisance..."
"Nuisance?! I'm the only one who seems to give a crap about this! And I swear to God, you'll all burn in Helllll!" Tim yelled.
The Simpsons facing a dire situation insulted the dolphins.
"Come and get it sea freaks!" Bart yelled.
"Canned tuba is actually you guys! You stupid mammal-fish!" Homer taunted.
Dolphins squeak angrily.
"Oh go and squeak yourself..." said Hugo.
Apparently the Simpsons all escaped alive and subdued the dolphins as they were in a science exhibition labelled "how Spongebob works" with cartoon pictures of Spongebob showing facts about Spongebob and his friends.
Bart groaned at the childishness of the exhibit.
Oscar laughed.
...
Then it was Bart's story because episodes have two stories. A big one and a lesser one. To be honest I found Evil Peter Shepherd boring.
"He's not Evil Peter Shepherd..." Bart sighed.
"Yes he is..." said Oscar.
Anyway to fourth grade.
"Well, class, it's Friday afternoon." said Mrs Krabappel.
Everyone cheers.
At fourth grade Mrs Krabappel explained one of the students had to look after Lamby the lamb plushie for a week.
Everyone was mortified and did not want to be picked. Especially Bart.
Martin showed a slideshow of himself sky diving with Lamby.
Bart winced baffled by the nerd.
Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls got up on his desk in a lamb costume and did the Lamby Lamby dance and song!
"Who wants a Lamby Lamby! I do! I do!" He sung and hopped about.
Bart looked mortified.
"So, go up and greet your mammy, mammy, mammy Hi there! Hi there!" Dipper sang.
Bart laid upon his arms mortified by Dipper.
"Dipper get off of your desk and sit down! You haven't been picked!" said Krabappel.
Dipper Pines groaned.
Bart winced.
"The student looking after Lamby will be... Bart Simpson..." said Krabappel,
"D'oh!" Bart groaned.
Krabappel explained it was very important he looked after Lamby.
"Please God no!" Bart whined.
"Bart it's your turn, and that's final..." said Mrs Krabappel.
Bart insulted Lamby by saying he sucked. Nelson grabbed Bart by his shirt in a threatening manner and demanded he love and look after Lamby.
"Look after Lamby or you're dead meat!" Nelson yelled.
"Uh okay Nelson! Sheesh!" Bart gulped. He was obsessed by Lamby!
Dipper Pines sighed.
...
On the way home Bart was holding Lamby.
He tossed him in a garbage can.
"Baaaaaaart!" Lisa yelled retrieving the plush. "If you won't look after him I will!"
"Unfortunately you can't Lis, Lamby belongs to fourth grade. I er dunno what stuffed animal Second grade has." said Hugo.
Lisa sighed.
"Can I have Lamby?" Dipper Pines asked.
"Oz why the hell is Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls in your story?!" Bart yelled.
"Because of Lamby..." said Oscar grinning.
"Oz the plush is called Larry..." Bart sighed.
They head home not realising Marshall Goldman is watching them.
Everything goes dark for dramatic effect as Marshall's face is lit up from an unseen light source from below as he rubs his hands together and laughs maniacally.
"Gahahahaha!"
At home Grampa told more daft stories.
"I was a shoe shine boy once. At the train station I would shine shoes for a nickel." said Abe.
Homer and the kids groaned.
"Then I met Clark Gabel!" said Abe.
"Yeah sure..." Bart did not believe him.
"Quite frankly my dear Abe, I don't give a damn!" said Clark Gabel.
Abe as a boy gasped.
"Clark Gabel said a bad word!" He cried.
Then he kept mentioning that he kept butter in his pocket.
"Lunch butter they called it." said Abe.
Oscar was eating butter.
"Oz seriously!?" Bart yelled taking the butter from him.
"Mmmmmm fattening..." said Oscar.
"Anyway I polished Clark Gabel's shoes and he gave me a ghost quarter, which can only be spent in the afterlife..." said Abe.
Bart winced.
Plot 3
Abraham's room in the old folks home.
"Abe, I never knew you were so full of...(speaking Yiddish)!" said Marshall interviewing Abe.
"What does that mean?" Abe asked.
"It's like (speaking Yiddish), but with a pinch more (speaking Yiddish)!" said Marshall.
"Yep, I may just be the best known Abraham in history." said Abe.
"So, Abe, what else you got for me?" asked Marshall.
"Hmm, well, let's see." said Abe.
He told a ridiculous story about dinosaurs in modern day Delaware.
"Which is ruled by a Central American style Communist dictatorship," said Abe. Ie like Hugo Chavez or Fidel Castro.
And burning monkeys.
There were monkeys on fire and screeching.
"Which kinda reminds me of a very, very funny mission on Timesplitters 2..." Oscar laughed as he typed up this very episode.
Marshall had that sinister grin again.
Abe then rambled on and on to his story about when he met Clark Gabel and gave him the idea to star in Gone With The Wind.
"Quite frankly, I don't give a damn!" said Clark.
Also there was a steam powered giant robot Robert Louis Stevenson!
"I'll give you curs a story of pirates and Long John Silver! With my Long John chain gun!" said the steam powered giant robot Robert Louis Stevenson.
Oscar and young Abe in the story winced.
"Hey Dad." Homer arrived.
"Who are you?" Marge noticed the strange man in a red sweater.
"I am Marshall Goldman." said Marshall. "I am a newspaper journalist who publishes human interest stories. I was just listening to your father's delightful tales."
Homer scoffed. "Dad's tales are not delightful... They are boring or off the wall insane and stupid."
Grampa and Oscar frowned at him.
"I am willing to pay your dad quite handsomely for his permission to publish his tales.
Homer gasped. "Oh what do I know! I'm a total screwball! Everyone loves my dad's tales!"
Bart winced.
...
At home, the lounge. Bart was being rough with Lamby because he didn't want to look after the toy.
Santa's Little Helper was growling and pulling at the toy.
"That's it, boy! Go for the nards!" Bart cheered.
Santa's Little Helper growled.
"Bart!" Lisa yelled. She took Lamby from the dog's mouth.
"If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me." Lisa frowned.
"How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals?" said Bart.
"I do! It enrages me!" Lisa screamed.
"I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody." said Bart.
"I'm a freaking Buddhist! A Buddhist!" Lisa screamed.
She stormed off, roughly shoving a side table as she went, The lamp toppled about but did not fall.
Bart frowned and pushed the lamp over, it smashed.
Lisa took Lamby upstairs.
"Larry, please don't judge our whole family by Bart." said Lisa.
"It's Lamby! So I can have Dipper Pines cameo!" Oscar yelled.
Lisa sighed.
Lamby just laid there as he is a lifeless toy.
"He's the black sheep." said Lisa.
"I mean, not that black sheep are in any way inferior to white sheep." Uh oh...
"I do not judge wool by its color- only by how itchy it is." Lisa said nervously.
Oscar glared at her.
(chuckles) "Ooh, look! Jazz!" Lisa picked up her saxophone.
"Larry, what sub-genre of jazz do you like?" Lisa asked.
"It's Lamby! And he is offended by your racism towards black sheep!" Oscar yelled.
Lisa winced.
Downstairs Bart got a call. It was Nelson being creepy by singing Mary had a little lamb in a creepy manner.
Bart winced freaked out.
He put the phone down.
...
Grampa was telling more stories, like how the Kaiser stole the number 20.
"My story starts in 19-dickety. We had to say dickety because the kaiser stole the number twenty!" said Abe.
Marshall listened fascinated.
"I tried to chase that young pup to get it back but gave up after dickety miles..." Abe sighed.
"Come on Abe, spin us a yarn!" said Marshall as that story was too short.
Abe smiled and told a longer story.
Then the author of Tuesdays with Morrie cameo'd.
"Aaaaagh! You're not made of Tuesday!" Oscar screamed.
The author of Tuesdays with Morrie winced.
"It's about a guy with ALS. That condition that's the reason Professor Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair..." said Hugo.
"I thought he was a cyborg..." said Oscar.
Hugo winced.
"It was 1925. Everyone was depressed, because Coolidge had not invented alcohol yet. Of he banned it, I can't remember." said Abe.
"There were also gun toting duck men!" said Oscar.
In the story there were DuckMan Drakes from Timesplitters 2.
(Donald Duck sounds and gunfire)
"Uh... No..." said Abe.
"Hit the road Hollywood!" Marshall shooed Oscar away.
Oscar frowned back at Marshall as he left.
Meanwhile the duck-men are real as they are shooting at Fat Tony's gang.
"Boys! Whack dem malicious mallards!" said Fat Tony.
Legs and Louie shot at the duck men.
(Donald Duck sounds)
Hugo winced.
"And so you see we wore yellow onions those days, because white onions were rationed." said Abe telling Marshall a story.
Marshall listened eagerly.
...
Another Thursday. The Simpsons and Abe went to the funeral home they visited in Tennis the Menace.
The banner on the funeral parlour or home reads "Bales of the Crypt."
Oscar laughed.
Marge sighed and mumbled. "This place is morbid. Do we have to bring the kids..."
Yes as you have no babysitter now as Matt needs the Powers house and Patty and Selma are on vacation.
"Now remember Dad. When you eventually snuff it I am not prepared to pay out for a grand funeral! If I had my way you'd be thrown to the wolves!" said Homer being cruel for some reason.
Wolves snarled hungrily at Abe.
"Get outta here you beasts!" Abe shook his fist at them. The wolves fled.
Bart winced.
"Why you! If I don't get a proper funeral I'll haunt you for the rest of your life! Imagine looking at this while on the can!" Grampa makes faces and demented sounds.
"Aghhhhh! Okay! I'll pay for a good funeral!" Homer screamed.
The funeral parlour owner showed them the Cadaver Cam coffin. A coffin with a camera so you could see the body inside... Eeeew!
Bart was messing about with a coffin by riding it like a car and making car noises until suddenly it shut on him trapping him inside.
"Ah the cadaver cam. You can see the deceased inside..." said the funeral parlour guy. He turned on the camera. Bart was inside panicking and scratching to escape.
Homer giggled.
"Get him outta there! Bart's claustrophobic!" said Marge.
Homer sighed and opened the casket to let Bart out. Bart was fine physically but unnerved and in a state of shock.
Meanwhile Ace came across a coffin and climbed in and went to sleep. He snored loudly.
Oscar came across the snoring coffin. "Uh Ace... that's not appropriate... you can't do what I do at a bed store here. It's in really bad taste..."
"My bed is a coffin..." said Ace. He went back to sleep and snored.
Oscar sighed.
Gramps wanted something that was expensive. Even with his threats to haunt Homer, Homer simply couldn't afford to give his dad the funeral he wanted.
"I expect you to die and have a cheap funeral!" said Hank Scorpio.
"Thanks Hank." said Homer.
"That's okay Homer. There's always a place at Globex for you. Unless the government shuts me down again." said Hank.
...
Evergreen Terrace. Bart is reluctantly carrying Lamby about with him.
"Well... who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby? I do! I do!" Dipper Pines dressed as a lamb sang.
Bart sighed.
"Lamby loves ewe..." Oscar chuckled.
Bart seethed.
Hugo arrived and sighed.
"Oh, not that stupid stuffed lamb again." He sighed.
"Unfortunately so..." said Bart.
"Oh cruel irony!" Dipper Pines whined while wearing a cut lamb costume.
Bart frowned at him.
"Lamby, do you like jazz?" Lisa asked the plushie...
"You like jazz?" Barry B Benson from Bee Movie asked.
Lisa sighed.
Oscar laughed.
In the background Bart was cooking Lamby. XD!
Oscar smirked.
Lisa seethed.
"At least give him to me!" She yelled.
"No I can't Lamby belongs to the fourth grade, so it is our grade's responsibility not yours..." said Bart.
Bart threw Lamby in the sewer while out for a walk.
"Bart!" Lisa yelled. She tried to get Lamby because she saw him by a kerb outlet but Pennywise the evil clown lunged at her. She yelped backing away in time.
"Cooooool! a sewer clown!" said Oscar.
Bart sighed exasperated.
"Bart! You are gonna go down there and fetch Lamby this instant!" Lisa yelled.
"But there's sewer clowns down there! And sewer gators!" Bart whined.
"Now!" Lisa yelled.
Bart sighed. He found a manhole and lifted it away and descended into the sewer.
Oscar went after him.
...
The Sewers...
Bart went to the sewer.
"Geeze I Hope I don't find Link and Greek hero Oscar on another of their Zelda adventures. Or baby Greek Hero Oscar being stupid with some critter..." said Bart. It was not even a couple of steps and he finds baby Oscar annoying a sewer clown by honking his big red shiny nose.
"Goo, Goo! Shiny nose!" Baby Oscar gurgled.
Bart rolled his eyes and explored the sewer.
He found Lamby but it was actually a rat with overgrown fur like a sheep's fleece. He screamed and dropped the rat and ran off chased by rats!
"I am the rat king!" Hugo said madly.
"Not now Hugo!" Bart had no time for his silliness as he ran from the rats.
The rats stopped chasing Bart and were scared off something.
"Yeah you better tun!" Bart taunted them.
The rats fled though because there were sewer cats.
The cats hissed.
"Aaaaaaaagh! Sewer cats!" Bart screamed. He was chased by mangy cats.
Elsewhere Baby Oscar was laying on some hay while a cartoon creature resembling Julius Mickey with a big, round shiny black Screwy Squirrel nose sniffed his diaper.
Oscar cooed and blushed.
Bart was still fleeing cats on his arduous task in finding Lamby.
"Nelson had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb..." Nelson was being weird over the plushie.
Lisa winced.
Down in the sewer Oscar was still being sniffed by the cartoon creatures resembling Julius Mickey with bug round shiny noses.
Oscar sweated and blushed.
On the surface. "I hope Bart doesn't get lost, sewers are quite labyrinthine." said Hugo.
"I just want Lamby safe and sound..." Lisa frowned.
Bart pointed a torch about the dark sewers. He was creeped out.
He then found something snagged on a pipe.
"Lamby!" Yes Lamby.
Plot 4
