Chapter 1: Imagine Breaker meets Venom… Such Misfortune…

July 11 (One Week Before July 18)

In a scientific city, an unlucky boy is seen walking on the street. "Such Misfortune." The boy said as he was running from a gang of angry idiots…. "Why does this happen to me?" The boy said as he ran from the men.

"Come on, boys…. Let's kill this bitch!" Said the leader of the gang.

"Oh man, come on…. Where's Judgement!" Yelled Kamijou, still running for his life. "I called them like an hour ago..." He was still running. He is seen checking on his phone for people to call up. "Ok, who to call?... Aogami... Probably... Tsuchimikado... Maybe... Unless if they both on a date with someone... Such Misfortune... Ok... Maybe Fukiyose... Nah, she wouldn't believe me... Beauty Senpai... Nah, I don't want to interrupt her... She might have a date... Ok, who is Shokuhou Misaki? Why does that name sound strangely familiarly?... Konori?... Where is Judgement?... Kakine?" Touma is hit in the head where his phone falls. Breaking it. Touma continues to run not knowing that a call is being made to his Childhood Friend, Kakine.

Up in the sky a meteor is falling to the ground. Kamijou looked up and saw the meteor falling near him. 'Well, this is official… GOD HATES ME!' Kamijou thought as the meteor was still handing towards him. After a few seconds the meteor finally landed, and it wasn't near Kamijou at all. "Finally, I catch a break." But as we all know, Kamijou is a misfortunate one. As soon as he said that a black goo like substance got out of the meteor and went on to Kamijou. "WHAT THE HELL?!" Kamijou tried to get the goo off of himself, but he was, unsurprisingly, unable to. The goo finally went all over Kamijou.

"I think he went behind that meteor… Now we got him." Yelled the leader of the gang as he sent one of his lackeys to kill the boy. The lackey went behind the meteor and screamed. He tried to run but something grabbed him from behind and pulled him closer. After a few seconds, the screaming was over. "WHAT…. THE…." The Leader said before a hulking man went on top of the meteor and threw the still-alive body of the lackey, who was missing a few lambs.

"WE ARE VENOM! WE ARE HUNGRY!" Said an hulking beast of a man as he went to the group and prepare to eat this group, some people left, though, others weren't that lucky. The only one that truly got away was the Leader. Who then called someone.

"We have a problem… The boy, you wanted us to kill is still alive and he is angry and hungry." The leader said. The person on the other side of the phone then screamed at the leader. The leader dropped the phone and ran away. He ran till he couldn't run anymore and stop to take a breath.

"Hello there... what do we have here?" Said a voice the leader knew all to well. He looked over and saw a man with angel-like wings smiling at him. "Tell me, where is Kamijou Touma? Are you the idiot who were chasing my friend?"

The Leader knew who this man was, "Aren't you the second-rank?" The Leader said, shaking. Kakine only response was to smile. "I am going to die now, aren't I?"

"Yes... you are..." Kakine said.

Blood splatters on the wall, a thud is heard. Kakine leaves but not before he had one more thing to say, "What are you up to... Aleister?" He then walks away.


July 12

Somewhere inside a Windowless Building, a feminine man who is upside down inside a tube was replaying the footage from last night and he was confused. "Hm, this is not going as plan…" He spoke as a smile crept onto his face. "... But this just makes the experiment all the more interesting?" The feminine man said as he laughs. "Quite interesting indeed."


Kamijou was sleeping in his bed. When the alarm ranged. Touma sighed. "Such Misfortune…."

INDEED!

"Ahhh…" Kamijou screamed. "Who's there?" Kamijou asked but no one was there. "Must be my imagination." Touma said, sighing. He then saw his dog, Miracle, sleeping far away from Touma. "Hm, why is Miracle over there?"

WE DON'T KNOW?

"Oh Ok... I think I am losing my mind..." Kamijou got up from bed and walked to the bathroom before his phone ringed. He noticed that it was on his desk. He went over and picked it up. He saw it was a call from his Judgement partner, Kuroko Shirai.

"Touma-Senpai, we have an emergency. I am coming to your apartment to brief you about it." Said Kuroko, on the phone.

"Thanks, Kuroko-Chan. See you then." Kamijou said as he hanged up the phone and walked away to go to the bathroom. 'Hm, I thought I lost my phone?'

WE DID...

"OK... Who are you and Where are you?" Kamijou said as he was in the bathroom, looking down. As soon as he lifted his head up, he saw another face. This face had black goo all around and the eyes seemed to be white. Kamijou had only one response... Screaming. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! WHAT THE HELL!"

WHY DID WE SCREAM?

"We, there is no we here…. Ok, buddy." Said Kamijou, who was once again calm again.

OH, BUT THERE IS A WE… WE ARE ONE… TOUMA KAMIJOU…

"I just want a normal day… One normal day… Is that so much to ask for, God…." Kamijou said, while looking up to the celling. "I must be going crazy…. Yep, that is it…. I have finally lost my mind."

"WE DO NOT LOSE OUR MINDS…" The Voice finally spoke outload, for once.

"Yes, I do…. Why did this happen…. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN! SUCH MISFORTUNE!" Screamed Kamijou Touma. Then the sound of knocking from the door stopped Kamijou from screaming, for only a minute, as the next minute the door was turn into dust by a white wing, Kakine was seen in a fighting stance.

"OK! WHERE IS TOUMA... YOU BASTARD!" Kakine said, wings ready to kill someone. He turns and sees Kamijou waving at him.

"Hi buddy." Kamijou said. Kakine was speechless. After a minute, though, he decided to speak again.

"I tried calling you. What the hell happen to you?" Kakine said.

"I'm feeling sick. I'm hearing a voice..." Kamijou said, meekly.

KAMIJOU!

"Y-you're not real! You're just in my head!" Kamijou said. He then saw Kakine staring at him, dumbfounded. "You know like that, voice." Just then a black goo appeared from Touma's shoulders.

"Da Fug?" Said Kakine, stumped. It only got worse when Kuroko teleported in the room with her nails ready and when she saw the goo too, her only response was to scream.

"Such Misfortune..." Said Kamijou, too tired to deal with any of this.

"SUCH MISFORTUNE... INDEED!" Shouted the Black Goo.

"IT CAN TALK!" Shouted Kuroko, while Kakine still had no idea how to process this information.

Just another misfortunate day for unlucky Kamijou.


Somewhere in a secret laboratory. A doctor is try looking for something the doctor's name tag shows that his name is Doctor Kihara Hikizan. "Where did that god-damn symbiote land?" He asked to himself. Just then the doors open, and an assistant comes running in.

"Sir, we found them." Said the assistant.

Kihara's only response was to smile. 'Soon, I will be a God among men….'


Author's Notes:

Ok, so first thing is first. I hope you all like this story.

Next: Venom, in this universe, does have all his powers like the SSU (Sony Spider-Man Universe). Touma (and in addition Venom) will have an archenemy in this story, which you all just met.

I also just wanted to do something different and that make Kakine be friends with Touma, I know that in the canon story, they never met (until Toaru NT: Volume 7) that is. But I just thought it would be interesting to see Kakine and Kamijou acting like friends would; and three fanfics have Accelerator and Touma being childhood friends (like "A Certain Level 5's Best Friend" by Animan10, "Shiro and Kuro" by Asha'man of Fire, and "A Certain Strange Addition" by Animan10. Which I love, but I wanted to do something extremely different and new.

Well, yet again, hope you like it.