Jss2141- Priya, you ARE scummy.

Me- Scummy Priya confirmed.

OmniBibUltraInstinctGodzilla- You actually managed to improve upon the original challenge, by making it even more disgusting.

Suck it, Chase. Axel x Emma for the win!

Oooh! MK's cockiness and Standoffish attitude backfires on her, leading to her elimination.

Guess this means the spot for Big Bad falls between Bowie, Julia and possibly even Scary Girl *shudders in fright Tom and Jerry style*.

Which means Great Good candidates include Axel, Emma, Priya and Wayne.

Chase's odds are not that great honestly speaking.

Me- Looks like one of your predictions was spot on.

Piecesxoxo- I'm betting on Emma winning.

Me- Nice prediction.

OmniBibUltraInstinctGodzilla- Axel and Bowie being friends and agreeing on their mutual dislike of Chase was fun. Emma has a caring, thoughtful friend in Bowie and a caring, loving girlfriend in Axel, despite Axel usually being gruff and neutral before her relationship with Emma got serious.

Priya and Scary Girl's friendship has me intrigued big time. I was not sure if the situation between them would remain tense after Damien's elimination, but I give Priya an A for making friendship with Lauren aka Scary Girl.

The slow approach was definitely the wise move by Axel and Priya, as Emma's progressive realization of Chase's true colors when compounded by the video Axel showed of Chase's confessional about the fake apology was handled nicely.

I won't lie, this episode was a bit emotional due to the Chase and Emma component, but I'm just glad Axel x Emma got stronger from this experience.

Chase hooking up with Priya? Huh! It would be interesting to know how Chase would have behaved with a girlfriend that isn't Emma, but I don't think Chase x Priya would ever work as a legitimate pairing.

Me- Not that there's anything wrong with how canon did it. But I chose to take the Emma and Chase situation a bit more seriously which might be why it feels more emotional.

OmniBibUltraInstinctGodzilla- I forgot to add these in the previous chapter: as a previous review mentioned, imagine in the finale if Chase has 0 subscribers left, I too hope that happens and he cries big time, hehehe! But for now, goodbye, Chase. You will not be missed. I'm happy Emma finally stood up for herself.

I already suspected Julia would win immunity.

I won't lie, my heart broke for Scary Girl, considering she genuinely saw Priya as a friend even if she went about it in her own eccentrically endearing creepy way.

Who are you trying to convince that you're not scummy, Priya? The audience or yourself?

This elimination is an emotionally sad affair, especially given Lauren's boiling anger directed towards Priya. Priya is so lucky she only got a broken hand from this exchange.

Because of this, I certainly wish to see Priya eliminated sooner rather than later if only so that her winning the game does not vindicate her parents' effort and time put into turning Priya into a Total Drama nut like it did in the canon TDI 2023.

And the fact she saved her own skin demonstrates to Bowie's alliance that Priya can't be trusted in the long run, just like the alliance doesn't trust Julia.

You did keep Scary Girl's humor intact while giving her character more depth than what we got in canon.

I forgot to mention that there's tension between Axel and Bowie right now. That's not good, especially for Emma who will have to worry on making sure her friend and girlfriend respectively get along.

And Priya's betrayal of Lauren puts into question her status as the potential Great Good, given she's faced with a moral crisis.

What makes Scary Girl's elimination even more frustrating was that she was the one that carried this episode.

I expect a redemption arc for Priya, as I am not certain if Priya if really saw Lauren as a friend or made friendship out of self-preservation.

Wayne making it this far without being eliminated is a surprise, taking his character traits into account.

Julia has no friends, so like the canon route, she'll have to rely on herself or force an alliance with Bowie.

Bowie has no intention to risk his chances with Axel in the game, even if gunning for her means he'll have to upset Emma. He's playing to win the game after all.

I'm happy Axel made it this far too, outlasting her canon counterpart by a significantly huge margin of rank.

And Emma must be on top of the world, with no Chase to get under her skin, having a girlfriend and a possible best friend. Bowie and Emma's friendship is one of the highlights in the canon TDI 2023 S1 for me.

Not sure if this was mentioned, but the one major problem with Priya winning the canon TDI 2023 Season 1 is that it vindicated her parents' abusive training of her, which is why I wouldn't have minded if Bowie had won instead.

Me- Chase genuinely crying would be a first for his character.

Wouldn't be Total Drama without some broken friendships.

I think Priya having shady moments like this really shows her determination to win while also questioning her morality.

Cracks in the alliance are starting to show.

I have recently learned a lot of people like Scary Girl. (myself included). So this elimination is extra delicious.

I enjoyed the bowie and emma friendship as well.

I prefer Priya as a character. But I do agree that Bowie winning would've made more sense for the overall narrative of the story.

WarriorTwin- Scary Girl carried this episode. Take that Julia!

Me- Scary Girl's back must be sore from all this carrying.

Guest- After seeing how good Axel and Ripper are together... makes me regret that she and Emma hooked up here. I know that this was before the second season, but fuck I now wish this was after that season. Ignoring that pairing, fun chapter mainly thanks to Scary Girl. When in doubt she always entertains.

Me- I'm gonna be completely honest here. Even if I didn't do Axel x Emma. I probably wouldn't have done Axel x Ripper. I don't really care for it that much.

ToxiVillain- Wayne x priya putting out right there

Me- I respect the effort of you shipping Wayne with almost every reboot girl.

Chris was currently driving on a jetski

"So far we've had ten eliminations on our newest season. Have any of you viewers ever wondered what happened to the losers?" Chris said

Chris stopped and parked his jetski at a dock. He walked onto the beach.

"Well you're about to find out! We're doing another Playa De Losers episode right here on TOTAL DRAMA REBOOT!" Chris said

~Playa De Losers: Common Area~

Millie and Nichelle were sitting on longue chairs. Millie was reading a book while Nichelle was getting a tan. Caleb, Chase and Raj were playing a game of frisbee.

"Go long!" Caleb said

Caleb threw the frisbee and Chase ran to get it. He caught it and stumbled his way into the pool. A large splash happened and water got all over Millie and Nichelle.

"Ugh! You people are the worst!" Nichelle said

Nichelle got up and walked away. Millie looked at her wet book and sighed.

"My librarian isn't going to be happy about this.." Millie said

The camera panned over to Zee, Ripper and Damien. They were enjoying the hot tub as the bubbles helped them relax. Zee took a sip of his soda.

"So what's on the agenda today guys?" Damien said

"Eat, sleep, and party dude." Zee said

"AND flirt with hot chicks." Ripper said

Ripper noticed an angry Nichelle walking by them.

"Hey pretty la-" Ripper said

"Zip it fart boy!" Nichelle said

Nichelle walked into the living room and shut the door.

"Isn't that like the fifty seventh time she's rejected you?" Damien said

"She's clearly never had an alpha male in her life. I'll wear her down eventually. What about you and Weirdo Girl?" Ripper said

"She told me she just wants to have a fling. But I don't really like that kind of lifestyle. I wanna settle down with a nice girl, y'know?" Damien said

"Pfft. NERRRRRDDDDDDDD!" Ripper said

Damien rolled his eyes.

"I'm gonna go grab some lunch." Damien said

Damien got out of the hot tub and headed towards the kitchen.

"I'm gonna go look for Nichelle. Later dude." Ripper said

Ripper got out of the hot tub and the bubbles miraculously disappeared. He walked away in search of his object of desire. Zee blinked twice.

"Wait so those bubbles were? Dude...that's sick." Zee said

Zee took a sip of his soda. Chris showed up at the resort.

"Host man! What's up dude?" Zee said

"Nothing much. Just filming a playa de losers episode. Since you're here, I'll start off with you. What do you think of the final 6?" Chris said

"Great question my guy. Bowie's all awesome and strategical and stuff. He thinks of moves I would've never even considered! Wayne is really funny, he's a guy I could see myself hanging out with. Axel and Emma are a cute couple, I hope things work out well for them. I was rooting for Priya but I gotta be honest, that move she pulled on Scary Girl was nasty work yo." Zee said

"Interesting thoughts. What about Julia?" Chris said

Zee shrugged.

"No commentary?" Chris said

"My parents taught me if you don't have anything nice to say about someone then don't say anything at all." Zee said

"Solid advice. My next question for you is what are your thoughts on your elimination? And if you were in the game right now, what would you do to get to the end?" Chris asked

"I'm a forgetful guy, I meant to tell my team about my prosthetic leg at the beginning but my brain totally drew a blank on that one. I don't hold any grudges though. If I was still in the game. I would just kick back and relax yo, let the others take each other out while I ride the middle." Zee said

"If your strategy worked and you won the million. What would you do with it?" Chris said

"Hmm. Probably buy a lifetime supply of sodas." Zee said

Zee took a sip of his soda.

"Alright Zee. My final question for you is, if given the chance would you play again?" Chris said

"Totally dude! This has been one of the best experiences of my life. And I feel like I still have a lot more left to show." Zee said

"Good to hear. I gotta go look for the others. Make sure to come back here later, I'm gonna interview all the losers in a group setting." Chris said

"Will do host man." Zee said

Chris walked off in search of other contestants. He was walking near the pool when he got hit in the head with a frisbee.

"Ow!" Chris said

Raj ran over and picked up the frisbee.

"Sorry eh! Caleb has surprisingly bad aim for someone with big biceps." Raj said

"I do not have bad aim! The wind was breezy!" Caleb said

"Weather seems fine to me. I think you just suck bro." Chase said

"Y'know what? This is garbage! I'm gonna go workout." Caleb said

Caleb headed off towards the gym.

"I'm getting some interviews done today. Which one of you guys wants to go first?" Chris said

Before Raj could open his mouth, Chase pushed him aside.

"Me! It's been too long since I've been in front of a camera!" Chase said

"You've only been here for a couple days dude." Chris said

Chase shuddered.

"Still too long.." Chase said

"Issues aside. Chase! How are you enjoying the resort so far?" Chris said

"Besides the no technology rule, it's fine I guess." Chase said

"Just fine?" Chris said

"I think the hype house I live in is way cooler than this hunk of junk. I had a basketball court, a trampoline room and a giant marble statue of myself!" Chase said

"Giant marble statue? Hmmm might use that idea myself. Now for the next question, who do you blame for your elimination?" Chris said

"Emma should've respected the fact that I was totally playing her. This game is all about strategy right? If that's the case then I did nothing wrong." Chase said

"Emotionally manipulating your ex-girlfriend is a strategy. Just not one that will resonate well with the viewers." Chris said

"I have 0 worries about that. I've been cancelled like eleven times. I just do a quick little apology video and problem solved!" Chase said

Chris shook his head.

"As a successful youtuber and future millionaire. What made you want to audition for this show?" Chris said

"I watched a few seasons when I was a kid. I always loved the challenges you came up with! I even used some of the challenges for my own channel. I thought if I came on here I could get more exposure and do some wicked stunts!" Chase said

"Y'know it's nice to hear someone compliment my hard work. Now it's time to ask for your thoughts on the final 6." Chris said

"Whose in the final 6 again?" Chase said

"Haven't you been keeping up with the show?" Chris said

"I only watch the episodes I'm in." Chase said

Chris sighed.

"Priya, Wayne, Emma, Axel, Bowie and Julia." Chris said

"Oh alright! Well I hope Axel and Emma lose. Seeing Emma cry was always funny to me. I always felt like Bowie held some sort of weird grudge against me because I was traditionally manly. I don't really have anything against him but I'm not rooting for him either. I tried becoming bros with Wayne but he's way too much of a pussy. How do you survive on the hockey rink dude? Sheesh. I only had two conversations with Priya and let me tell you something, BORING! And as for Julia.." Chase said

...

"She wasn't that bad honestly. I liked hanging around a fellow influencer." Chase said

"Interesting thoughts. If given the opportunity would you play again and what would you do differently?" Chris said

"Hell yeah I'd play again! This show is awesome! And as for what I'd do differently...hmm.. I guess probably not spend so much time obsessing over Emma. I had a conversation with Ripper a few days ago and he told me that alpha males don't chase after chicks because they're too busy chasing the bag. He was making some solid points. I should've just focused on the game." Chase said

"True that. Well that rounds up this interview. Raj! It's your turn!" Chris said

Chris looked around.

"Where'd Raj go?" Chris said

"He went inside once you started interviewing me." Chase said

"Dangit!" Chris said

Chris looked over and saw Millie trying to dry off her book.

"I'll guess you'll have to do." Chris said

Chris walked over to Millie.

"Millie! It's interview time!" Chris said

"I thought we wouldn't have to do those until the season ended.." Millie said

"Change of plans! Chef accidentally gave the kids food poisoning so we had to come up with a new idea for this episode." Chris said

~Merge Cabin~

The final 6 were all in their beds groaning. Their skin looked a sickly shade of green. Chef tried his best to take care of them.

"I thought ya'll kids liked eating tide pods. My bad." Chef said

~Playa De Losers: Common Area~

"Now Millie. You were infamously known for trash talking the others in your little notebook. What were you planning to do once the book published?" Chris said

"I was just gonna ghost everyone. But then I started to enjoy being around kids my age. It was such a new experience for me!" Millie said

"Who would you say you enjoyed being around the most?" Chris said

"Priya, Damien and Zee were all lovely people to hang out with. Don't tell him this because it will inflate his already oversized ego. But I found Ripper to be oddly fascinating. He's extremely confident in everything he does with zero skills to back it up. And he just rushes into things without overthinking it. Those are definitely some skills I wish I had." Millie said

"Whoa that was a lot of info dropped just now. Am I detecting some romance?" Chris asked

Millie chuckled.

"I want to study Ripper under a microscope. I'm not crazy enough to date him." Millie said

"Fair enough. You mentioned Priya as the one of the people you liked. Is she your winner pick?" Chris said

"Definitely. A lot of people have turned their backs on Priya after last episode. But I'd be a bit of a hypocrite to judge Priya after what I've done. I just hope she can find a balance between playing the game and being a good person." Millie said

"Speaking of what you've done. How did the others react to your notebook situation?" Chris said

"Caleb asked if I wrote anything about him. I told him I forgot he existed. He got really salty and spent the rest of the day in the gym. And Ripper just called me a nerd." Millie said

"There's a particular loser I want to talk about now, MK." Chris said

Millie frowned and crossed her arms.

"Yes I watched the episode back. MK planned everything to get me eliminated! She's such a horrible person! I didn't even do anything to her!" Millie said

"Well technically you wrote the book. MK just showed everyone the truth." Chris said

Millie hung her head down in shame.

"Yeah..." Millie said

"Have you two talked at all?" Chris said

"No. MK just plays video games in her room all day. If you're lucky she might sneak outside to grab some chesse and then scurry back to her room. She's like a little rodent." Millie said

"I see. At least now I know where to look for her. Now my final question for you Millie is would you play again and what would you do differently?" Chris said

"Umm. Not sure if I would play again. Next year I'll be focusing on SATS and applying for colleges." Millie said

"Ok but wouldn't a million dollars help cover tuition?" Chris said

Millie sighed.

"I guess it would. But look at me! I was the third boot, I don't want to come back if I'm just gonna get kicked off early again." Millie said

"Then train for it! A year is a long time. If you put in the work and effort, you might be successful." Chris said

"You really think so?" Millie said

"Not really. We just need all sixteen of you to return." Chris said

"Oh.." Millie said

Chris and Millie awkwardly stood there for a couple of minutes.

"I'm gonna go look for the others now." Chris said

~ Playa De Losers: Hallway~

Chris entered the luxurious resort and walked through the hallways. He stopped at a certain castmate's door and knocked on it.

"Scary Girl! Time for an interview!" Chris said

"Go away..." Scary Girl said

"Everyone has to do one. You might as well get it over with." Chris said

Scary Girl opened the door. Her eye shadow was running and she was a sniveling mess.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWAYYYYYYYYYY!" Scary Girl said

Scary Girl slammed the door in Chris' face.

"I'll um... come back later." Chris said

Chris decided to go with a safer option. He knocked on MK's door.

"MK! Interview time!" Chris said

When Chris didn't get a response, he knocked harder.

"I let you kids stay in this five star resort! Least you can do is show me some respect!" Chris said

When the door wouldn't budge, Chris got an idea. He had some interns come over and knock the door down.

MK took off her gaming headphones.

"Dude! What the hell?!" MK said

"I don't like to be ignored. And you need to be interviewed." Chris said

"Ok. I hated the experience, I hated the people and I hate you. Interview done." MK said

"Nope! I want quality answers or I'll have the interns cut the Wi-fi." Chris said

MK groaned.

"Fine MOM. What's the first question?" MK said

"Before you left you said you were going to try to sell your stolen goods online. How has that turned out?" Chris said

"Some of the stuff dropped when the drone picked me up. And the crud I was left with got me a few bucks. This show is less popular than I thought it was. I would've been better off stalking a boy band and selling their handtowels." MK said

"Hey! This show is VERY popular, for your information. Now what inspired all this stealing in the first place? Is there a tragic backstory wrapped up in your klepto brain or was it just strategy?" Chris said

"I just did it for fun. I like messing with people." MK said

"I can relate to that. Now tell me about your elimination. Do you feel bitter about it? Anyone to blame?" Chris said

"Definitely Axel. I tried keeping that girl on a tight leash with my blackmail. But she was wayyy too psycho. And I was willing to work with Julia but she turned me down. And now she has no allies. Soooo she's an idiot." MK said

"That's a good segway into my next question. How do you feel about the rest of the final 6?" Chris said

"Don't have much to say about Priya. She pretty much ignored me when we were on a team together. I'm surprised Wayne has lasted this long, in the game and at life. Bowie's just lucky he has better social skills than me or I would've destroyed him. And Emma is a total nincompoop. Took her what like five years to realize Chase is a piece of crap? I figured that out on day one. And where's my thanks? Without my hacking the confessionals strategy, Emma would still be kissing Chase's ass." MK said

"If you think Bowie has better social skills than you. Would you say your poor social game was your downfall?" Chris said

"Probably yeah. I just don't like talking to people unless I can gain something from it." MK said

"What about here? Have you tried talking to anyone?" Chris said

"No? Everybody already knows my true nature. There'd be no point. The other day Caleb tried insinuating that I stole his protein powder. I told him he's off his rocker and he needs to lay off the steroids. Dude totally lost it, hehe." MK said

"I see. If given the chance would you play again and what would you do differently?" Chris said

"You'd have to pay me to come back to this dump. But if I did play again, I'd probably come up with a new strategy to take me to the end. I'm not a one trick pony." MK said

"Good to hear. Well not the paying you to come back part but I like the determination you have. We'll be in touch." Chris said

Chris walked away.

"Wait can you fix my door?! And.. he's gone." MK said

Chris continued his search of eliminated contestants. He stopped by the gym and saw Caleb bench pressing 220 pounds.

"19! and... 20!" Caleb said

Caleb finished his set and put the weight on the bar.

"Caleb! Almost finished with that workout?" Chris said

"Yeah? You need something?" Caleb said

"I actually do. We're doing an episode interviewing all the losers." Chris said

Caleb smiled.

"Finally! I've been wanting to get some stuff off my chest." Caleb said

"Well here's your chance. My first question for you is how did it feel to be the first contestant kicked off of Total Drama Island?" Chris said

"Terrible. I felt betrayed by my so called teammates. I went back to watch the episode and saw that Bowie planned my elimination because I'm a physical threat." Caleb said

Caleb used air quotes when he said "physical threat."

"Dude was tripping. It was day freaking one! I didn't even do anything yet! Strong, handsome guys like me are always getting discriminated against. It's so unfair.." Caleb said

"As a fellow strong and handsome guy, I feel your pain. Is it safe to say that your all brawn and no brains?" Chris said

"Um no? That's another negative stereotype painted against handsome strong guys. I have a 4.0 GPA, I volunteer at a kitten orphanage and I'm planning to become a veterinarian. I'm no dummy." Caleb said

"Well you were the first boot so.." Chris said

Caleb pouted.

"Which was garbage! I was so nice to everybody and that's how they treated me?! Totally whack man!" Caleb said

"Buddy settle down. I'll move onto a different type of question. You already gave your thoughts on Bowie. What about the rest of the final 6?" Chris said

"Emma, Julia and Wayne don't deserve my support after what they did to me. Axel and Priya seem cool though. I like strong, capable women." Caleb said

"I see. Hypothetically speaking, if Julia was booted first instead of you. What would you do?" Chris said

"I had plans of starting an all guys alliance with Wayne and Raj. They were fellow athletes like me and also stupid enough to do whatever I say. I'd take them to the final 3 and end the alliance. From there we let the best man win. It would've been so perfect! Ugh! Bowie ruined everything!" Caleb said

"If you were to compete on another season. Would Bowie be your first target?" Chris said

"If the opportunity arises then yes. Otherwise I don't want to spend my entire game targeting him. Having tunnel vision distracts you from the bigger task at hand." Caleb said

"Smart response. During my previous interview, another contestant implied that you use steroids. Care to comment on that?" Chris said

Caleb's eye twitched.

"It was MK wasn't it?! She's been spreading that rumor around and everyone is dumb enough to fall for it! I oughta sue her for slander! This body is 100% genuine and to suggest otherwise is ludicrous!" Caleb said

Caleb angrily kicked a weight that was lying on the ground. He yelped and puts his hands around his toe.

"Owwww..." Caleb said

"I'll uh leave ya to your workout big guy. Nice chatting with ya." Chris said

Chris left the gym. While he was walking through the resort, he bumped into someone.

"Hey! Watch where you're going!" Chris said

Chris looked at who he bumped into. It was a mysterious stranger wearing a trench coat and moustache.

"Sir I rented out this entire resort. If you're not a contestant on this show then you need to leave." Chris said

"It's me! Nichelle!" Nichelle said

Nichelle took off her fake moustache.

"Oh. What's with the get up?" Chris said

"I'm trying to get away from Ripper.." Nichelle said

Nichelle shuddered.

"Well it just so happens that I'm doing interviews today. And that seems like an excellent first question! How'd that all start?" Chris said

"I got to the resort and he just started flirting with me! I think it's because I'm the only pretty girl here. No offense to the others but like c'mon now! I'm a hot piece of work!" Nichelle said

Nichelle struck a pose.

"I have no comment on that. Do you reciprocate his feelings?" Chris said

"Heck no! He's loud, disgusting and a total pig! If I were to date a guy he'd need to be at least 6ft tall, rich, smart and handsome! Ripper is none of those things!" Nichelle said

"The perfect guy you described kinda sounds like Caleb." Chris said

"Caleb is cute until he opens his mouth. Then you realize he's kind of a dweeb. He won't stop whining about how unfair his elimination was." Nichelle said

Chris chuckled.

"You should've seen him earlier. Anyways how do you feel about your elimination and the fact you were exposed as a faker?" Chris said

"I admittedly made a few mistakes but the others were so cruel about it. MK continuously mocked me to my face and behind my back. Bowie and Emma gave me the cold shoulder. The hockey guys were nice though. Total himbo energy." Nichelle said

"I do remember the hockey bros trying to train you to become stronger and you acted like you didn't really care." Chris said

"Like I said before, I'm not a physically active person! I wasn't ready for all the stuff they were trying to teach me. But I've hired a bunch of personal trainers. So watch out baby! Nichelle is gonna get her lick back." Nichelle said

"Someone sounds excited for season 2." Chris said

"You better believe it! I can't wait to take all those losers down! Once I win season 2, I'm gonna make a movie about it from my perspective. And I'll be the main star of course." Nichelle said

"Can't wait to leave a negative review on it. Now what are your thoughts on the final 6?" Chris said

"Influencers are just wannabe actors so I don't really respect Emma. She didn't have to work hard like I did. Bowie was sucking up to me the first few days and I thought he was someone I could rely on. I quickly found out he was like that with everyone. The guy's a snake. Same thing could be said for Julia, she's all of Emma and Bowie's worst qualities wrapped up into one person. She had the nerve to switch up on me when she spent the first half of the game begging for a photo op. Wayne was there for me during one of my lowest points so he's definitely my winner pick. And I never really talked to Axel or Priya. Don't have much to say about them." Nichelle said

"Hm. So you don't respect influencers. Would that statement happen to include Chase as well?" Chris said

"Obviously. Ok so he can do his own stunts. But you need a certain level of charisma to pull in an audience. Which I don't think he has, I tried talking to him once. Got bored immediately. He has the same amount of depth as a kiddie pool." Nichelle said

"Yikes! You're going all in. If you happened to stay in the game. What would you do?" Chris said

"Probably try to make an alliance with the Hockey Bros and vote off Bowie." Nichelle said

"Nice. Well-" Chris said

Ripper noticed Nichelle and started running towards them.

"Sorry I gotta go. Distract Mr. Pig for me and I'll slide you a $100 dollar bill." Nichelle said

"Deal!" Chris said

Chris and Nichelle shook hands. Nichelle took off running. Chris stood in Ripper's path.

"Uh! Uh! Uh! You have an interview to do." Chris said

"Aw fartnuggets." Ripper said

Ripper snapped his fingers.

"The sooner you finish, the more time you'll have to chase Nichelle around. Now first question! How did you feel about your elimination?" Chris said

"What do you want me to say? Wow I sure did like losing the opportunity to win a million bucks! No! It sucked! It should've been Axel!" Ripper said

"Why do you think that?" Chris said"

"She's cuckoo for cocoa puffs! She eats dead squirrels and she goes around kicking people in the face!" Ripper said

"Fair point. But do you ever believe you were egging her on at some points?" Chris said

"Uhh..no! I was trying to step up to the plate as an alpha male and lead my team. She was getting in the way of that. And we could've just played rock, paper, scissors to decide!" Ripper said

"If Axel somehow went home and you survived. What would you do?" Chris said

"I'd solidify an alliance with Chase, Zee and Damien. Then we'd run the game!" Ripper said

"Couldn't help but notice there's no girls in your hypothetical alliance." Chris said

"Why would there be? My only options would be Nerd #1, Nerd #2 and Weirdo Girl. Not exactly great picks." Ripper said

"Where does your hatred of nerds come from?" Chris said

"I don't like people who think they're smarter than me. Nerds think they're so perfect but I have real world skills! I'm great at fishing and I know how to change a tire! Can algebra do any of that? Nope!" Ripper said

"So your answer is I hate nerds because I'm insecure about my own intelligence?" Chris said

"What?! No! I never said that!" Ripper said

"I think you did." Chris said

"No I didn't!" Ripper said

"Yes you did." Chris said

"Did not! You don't wanna mess with an alpha male Chris!" Ripper said

"Or what?" Chris said

"You get the horns!" Ripper said

Ripper tried to tackle Chris but he put his hands up.

"Put your hands on me and I'll have several interns come over to kick your ass. Do I make myself clear?" Chris said

Ripper took a step back.

"Yeah. Whatever dude." Ripper said

"Now onto the next question! I've heard about your infatuation with Nichelle. But I also heard you tell Chase that alpha males shouldn't run after chicks. So which one is it?" Chris said

"I said alpha males should always put money over chicks. But look at where I'm at right now. If there's no chance at winning a million bucks. I might as well score a hot babe. And like I said before I'm not into nerds or creepy chicks. So Nichelle was the best pick. I've been putting the moves on her since she got here. I think if I keep on trying then she'll agree to be my girlfriend." Ripper said

"What if Nichelle doesn't like you at all?" Chris said

"Impossible! No woman can resist an alpha male!" Ripper said

"Well she told me to keep you occupied so she can leave. So I guess the impossible is possible." Chris said

"This was a trick?! Ugh! You NERDS ruin everything!" Ripper said

Ripper pushed past Chris and continued searching for Nichelle. Chris made his way over to the kitchen. He saw Raj and Damien snacking on burritos.

"There are you Raj! It's time for your interview!" Chris said

"Sweet!" Raj said

Raj had a mouth full of burrito. Some of it went flying onto Chris' shirt.

"Ew.." Chris said

"Sorry eh!" Raj said

Raj ran over and tried to clean it up. But ended up making a bigger mess.

"Just forget it! Raj how have things been going without your best buddy around?" Chris said

"It felt a bit weird at first. Since me and Wayne practically do everything together. But after a while I got used to it. I've been hanging out with Caleb, Chase, Zee and Damien. They're all pretty cool guys." Raj said

"Do any of them have the potential to be your new best friend?" Chris said

"Nah me and Wayne are bros for life. We're gonna become professional hockey players and then buy houses that are across from each other. So if I ever run out of toilet paper, I can just go to his bathroom." Raj said

"Gross. How do you feel about your elimination?" Chris said

"To give it your all and still get voted off stinks. I thought we had the votes to send Chase home. But Emma decided to change her mind.." Raj said

"Do you feel bitter towards Emma?" Chris said

"Nah! I'm not a fan of holding grudges. Plus she realized her mistake soon enough anyways." Raj said

"Lame. What are your thoughts on the other members of the final 6?" Chris said

"Bowie's really cool! He's never ashamed of himself and knows to how to keep calm under pressure. Total package right there! And that's not even mentioning the fact that he's cute!" Raj said

"Hm?" Chris said

"I meant cube! Slip of the tongue! Let's just forget that ever happened. I'll talk about Julia next! Wayner thought she was sunshine and rainbows. But she would always insult us in a backhanded way. Can't say I was too surprised when her niceness was just an act. I never really talked to Priya or Axel. However I wouldn't mind Priya winning. She'd definitely make my community proud." Raj said

Chris yawned.

"Would you play again and if so what would you do differently?" Chris said

"Heck yeah I'd play again! And I know Wayne feels the same. We're probably gonna go back and review the season. See where we went wrong and try to correct it. I never really understood the whole strategy thing. So I gotta touch up on that." Raj said

"You do that. I'm gonna interview your friend here." Chris said

Chris turned towards Damien. He sighed.

"Let's just get it over with." Damien said

"Sure thing buddy! I see your cassowary injuries healed up." Chris said

"The medical staff here is top notch and physical therapy helped me get back up on my feet. And when you don't have to eat all your meals from a straw, this place is pretty cool!" Damien said

"Bet you wish you got here earlier?" Chris said

"Uh duh! If I knew we'd be staying here, I would've tried to quit during episode one!" Damien said

"So would you say you're mad at Priya for lying to you?" Chris said

Damien thought about his answer for a bit.

"Admittedly I was upset for a bit. But then I remembered Priya told me about her parents. The way she described them, it sounded like they were gonna disown her if she didn't win. So I guess a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Just wish it didn't come at the cost of my sanity." Damien said

"Would you say you're rooting for Priya out of whose left?" Chris said

"Probably yeah. Didn't really connect with anyone else." Damien said

"You sure? Not even a certain blue eyed weirdo?" Chris said

Damien sighed.

"Y'know everyone has asked me about that since I recovered. If you want to know so badly, go ask her yourself!" Damien said

"See I would. But she slammed the door in my face. So I have an idea, why don't you go talk to her and ask her some questions! You'd be doing me a big favor!" Chris said

"Nuh-uh! I saw last episode! She is very volatile right now. That'd be like walking into a sleeping lions den!" Damien said

"Since I'm such a nice person, I'll give you some protection." Chris said

Chris dug into the kitchen drawer and handed Damien a spoon.

"Wow. I feel so safe." Damien said

"Glad to hear it! Make sure to stop by the common area! There's gonna be a big group interview!" Chris said

And with that, Chris walked away. Damien looked at Raj.

"Any chance I can convince you to do this for me?" Damien said

Raj stuffed a burrito in his mouth and ran away. Damien sighed. He slowly made his way over to Scary Girl's room. Before he could knock, his ears were greeted with a strange sound.

It almost sounded like crying.

"Scary? Are you okay?" Damien said

The noise stopped and silence filled the air. Damien tried knocking on the door and no one responded.

"Welp! Can't say I didn't try!" Damien said

Damien turned around to walk away until-

"Wait.." Scary Girl said

Damien stopped in his tracks. Scary Girl opened the door slightly.

"Did you come to see me?" Scary Girl said

"I..um.. guess you could say that." Damien said

Scary Girl opened her door and gestured Damien to come in. Once he did he saw Scary Girl decorated her entire room to have a more gothic look. And the most frightening thing of all was the giant cardboard cutout of Priya that had a knife sticking through it.

Damien cautiously sat down on Scary Girl's bed.

"I'm really glad you came. I've been having a tough time since my elimination.." Scary Girl said

"Yeah..." Damien said

The two sat in awkward silence for a bit.

"I should've known when Priya voted you off that she was trouble. I should've just listened to my gut.." Scary Girl said

"Scary I'm not mad at Priya anymore. And I don't think you should be either. Letting all that anger and bitterness build up inside of you isn't good." Damien said

"So how am I supposed to feel?! Happy?! Happy that my so called friend stabbed in the back?!" Scary Girl said

"I'm not saying that either! I just think there's gotta be a better outlet to release your anger." Damien said

"Like what exactly?!" Scary Girl said

"I know there's a library nearby! We could go down there and read some books!" Damien said

Damien stood up and offered his hand. Scary Girl looked at it for a bit and then tried to bite it.

"Hey!" Damien said

"Sorry force of habit." Scary Girl said

The two left the room and went over to the library. Damien found a book about astrophysics and tried to show it to Scary Girl. She didn't seem very interested. Damien read the book to her as she yawned.

Ripper happened to walk by the library.

"Pfft. NEEEERDDDS!" Ripper said

Scary Girl grabbed the book at Damien and threw it at Ripper's head.

"Ow!" Ripper said

"Aw c'mon! I was reading that!" Damien said

Damien saw how happy Scary Girl looked and got an idea.

"I think I got it! You use violence to express yourself! So just beat up Ripper until all your anger is gone!" Damien said

"Whoa! I'm the bully here! I do the ass kicking!" Ripper said

Scary Girl turned her head 360 degrees.

"Think I'm gonna go now.." Ripper said

Ripper ran away as Scary Girl jumped over the table to pursue him. Several punches and screams could be heard. Damien pat himself on the back.

"You've done it again Damien.." Damien said

Damien suddenly remembered the questions Chris wanted to ask. But he decided to ignore it, some things were more important than the game.

~Playa De Losers: Common Area~

All ten losers gathered around the pool in their swimsuits. Ripper had several scratches, bandages and a black eye.

"What happened to you?" Chase said

"Got into a fight with a grizzly bear." Ripper said

"And suddenly bears are my new favorite animal." Nichelle said

"Bears usually only attack if you invade their personal space or threaten their young. Were you stupid enough to do either of those things?" Millie said

"Yep! I tried to take over a bear cave and claim it as my own." Ripper said

"That is so cool!" Chase said

Damien and Scary Girl glanced at each other and smiled. A puff of smoke appeared and so did Chris.

"Whoa! Weren't you just on the dock?!" Zee said

"Special effects my man. I have gathered you all here for a very important mission.." Chris said

"To determine who will be the next camper voted off of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said

Several campers faces lit up with surprise.

"Can I vote for four people?" Caleb said

"Nope." Chris said

Caleb sighed.

"Hmm. Which backstabbing traitor deserves my vote? Decisions, decisions.." Caleb said

"You got voted off for being strong. Big whoop! You should take it as a compliment and move on with your life." MK said

"Sorry but I'm not listening to the person who voted me off and spread a vicious rumor about me using steroids." Caleb said

MK shrugged.

"I did see you with a needle before." MK said

"I WAS TAKING A FLU SHOT!" Caleb said

"Campers enough! This is a twenty minute episode. Just hurry up and vote." Chris said

"Uhhhh.. I'll vote for Wayne I guess. I think he'd be a fun guy to have around here." Zee said

Wayne-1 vote

"Dude! What the hell?! Don't vote off my bro!" Raj said

"What? I thought you would want Wayne here as well." Zee said

Wayne- 2 votes

"Yeah! But I also want Wayne to win! Which he can't do if he's here!" Raj said

Wayne- 3 votes

Raj looked at the screen.

"Why does that vote tally thingy say 3 votes? I just said his name! I wasn't voting him off!" Raj said

"Still counts as a vote." Chris said

Raj groaned in frustration.

"Just stop saying you-know-who's name. Chris is trying to bullshit his way through this as usual." Nichelle said

"Where's my $100 you owe me?" Chris said

Nichelle sighed and pulled out her wallet.

"Wait whose you-know-who?" Zee said

"I think she's talking about Wayne." Ripper said

Wayne-4 votes

"Everybody stop saying WAYNE!" Raj said

Wayne-5 votes

"You just said Wayne though. Adding onto the problem." Millie said

Wayne-6 votes

"Now that I think about it. What did Wayne really do to deserve a spot in the final 6?" MK said

Wayne-7 votes

"He did lots of stuff like..um...you know.." Raj said

"What about the time Wayne sprained his ankle?" Zee said

Wayne-8 votes

"1. If that's Wayne's best moment, you're only proving my point. 2. You just said Wayne again." MK said

Wayne-10 votes

"And that is ten votes against Wayne! I'm ordering the Drone of Despair to pick him up now." Chris said

Raj screamed at the top of his lungs.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Raj said

~Campfire~

After a day of sickness, the final 6 gathered around the campfire.

"I can't believe that maniac fed us tide pod soup.." Julia said

"I thought it was pretty tasty eh." Wayne said

"Your opinion doesn't count. You'd eat a doorknob." Julia said

"On more important matters. Why are we here? We didn't even have a challenge today." Bowie said

The Drone of Despair flew by the campfire and picked up Wayne by his hockey jersey.

"Careful eh! Coach will get pissed if I mess up my jersey." Wayne said

The Drone of Despair started flying away with Wayne. The surprised hockey jock flailed his arms around.

"Whoa! This is kinda fun! Where are we going?!" Wayne said

The Drone of Despair and Wayne flew off into the sunset.

Julia, Axel, Emma, Bowie, and Priya looked stunned.

"What just happened?" Priya said

Chef entered the scene.

"Because of my blunder we decided it would be fun to have the losers choose who gets voted off next." Chef said

"And they chose Wayne?" Julia said

"Apparently. World works in mysterious ways." Chef said

CONFESSIONAL: JULIA

"Thanks to those losers now I'm in the final 5!"

"Yes!"

Julia did her iconic victory dance.

END CONFESSIONAL

~Playa De Losers: Common Area~

"And that concludes another episode! We promise a fun new challenge featuring the final 5 next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said

The Drone of Despair flew by the resort and dropped off Wayne into the pool. Causing a large splash over the area.


Me doing two recent back to back uploads is rare. But I've been in a fanfiction groove lately.

No total drama fanfiction would be complete without a Playa De Losers chapter. This is to give you all a sneak peek of what I have planned for the eliminated characters in my S2 rewrite.

And in true Playa De Losers fashion, someone had to be robbed. This may disappoint a lot of my viewers but Wayne was only here to be comedic relief. So he seemed like the perfect choice for a bullshit elimination.

Elimination Order: Caleb, Ripper, Millie, Nichelle, Zee, Raj, Damien, MK, Chase, Scary Girl, Wayne