Episode 38: Gwen's Dream Planet

Gwen enters the barracks and yawns.

Gwen: That Fall Guys planet was crazy. But now, I get to get a good nights sleep. But first... (She Plays Dreams by Fleetwood Mac on her phone.) Okay. Now to go to sleep.

She falls asleep and then her dream begins.


(Play Escape [The Pina Colada Song] by Rupert Holmes for this section.)

Gwen starts dreaming about being on a planet filled with anthropomorphic cups full of drinks and the cups give her her favorite smoothies. She smiles as she sips the drink and smiles.

Gwen: Best drink ever.

She continues drinking the smoothie and they put a Hawaiian necklace on her. She enjoys the smoothie until a storm occurs and then appearing from the clouds are Bessie and Penny laughing annoyingly. Gwen runs away and she slips and falls. Bessie and Penny laugh loudly and annoyingly and Gwen screams.


The dream ends and Gwen wakes up panting heavily.

Gwen: Even in my dreams, they still find ways to annoy me! (She sighs.) I need to see if that planet I was on in my dream was real.


(Play You've Really Got a Hold on Me by The Miracles for this section.)

It was morning time, even though it was always dark in space. Gwen enters the food court and Linda Stotch gives her pancakes and bacon. She eats her food and after that, she went to the bathroom and brushed her teeth. Shortly after, she had another troop meeting in room 28. After it ended, she walked with Portia and they did some shopping at a space mall minutes later. After all of that, she returns with Portia and all the stuff they bought and then they start putting their new stuff in the barracks. Later that night, Gwen goes to sleep and dreams about the same planet again before it got ruined by Bessie and Penny's annoying antics. She wakes up after Bessie and Penny showed up in her dream again and the song ends.


The next day at the food court, Gwen was eating her breakfast with Portia.

Gwen: Portia, do you ever have a dream planet?

Portia: Yeah. I dream about being on a planet where I was the queen. What about you?

Gwen: I was dreaming about being on a tropical planet drinking delicious smoothies.

Portia: Cool. What's it called?

Gwen: Tropica.

Portia: That's a cool name.

Gwen: I know. But anyways, what should I do? How do we know if our dream planets exist?

Chance Sureshot: I can help you with that.

Gwen: Really?

Chance Sureshot: Yeah. I know all about dream planets. Some are real. Others? Not so much. But don't worry. We'll try to find your dream planet. but you need to draw what it looks like and show it to me.

Gwen: Okay. Thanks, Sureshot!

Chance Sureshot: You're welcome.

He leaves them alone.

Portia: If that planet really exists, we're gonna have an awesome time there.

Gwen: Yeah. Let's do it!

They hi-five each other.


(Play Summer Breeze by The Isley Brothers for this section and skip to 1:41.)

Later, Portia and Gwen are currently designing Tropicac which is Gwen's dream planet. She is drawing and coloring it. Portia continues to help out with drawing the designs of Tropica. After that, they went to Sureshot and he analyzes them on the planet database. Some of them were not planets. He continues analyzing them until he found the perfect match. Tropica was real and Portia and Gwen were happy to hear that.

Chance Sureshot: Looks like your dream planet is real.

Gwen: Hell yeah!

Portia: This is awesome!

They hi-five again and the song ends at the 2:32 mark.

Chance Sureshot: You guys ready to find your dream planet?

Gwen: Yes we are.

Chance Sureshot: Okay. Let's do it.


(Play Knock on Wood by Otis Redding and Carla Thomas for this section.)

Portia and Gwen walks slowly towards the ship on slow motion. They both had smirks on their faces, determined to find Tropica. The two girls continues to walk in slow motion until they got in their ship.

Chance Sureshot: Good luck on finding your dream planet!

Portia: We will, and thanks for helping us find it!

Chance Sureshot: You're welcome.

Gwen: We're so gonna have so many smoothies.

Portia: Not too many because they'll probably make us sick.

The song ends and another one plays.

(Play Send Me On The Way by Rusted Root for the rest of this section.)

Gwen: Tropica, here we come!

The ship blasts off into space and they are in their way to Tropica.

Portia: The coordinates of this planet are set, right?

Gwen: Yes. It's gonna give us the location to my dream planet.

Portia: Awesome.

They continue to fly through space.


Later, they are still flying through space to find Tropica.

Gwen: Ugh... We've been flying for 30 minutes and we still haven't found it.

Portia: Just be patient. I'm sure we'll find it.

Gwen: You're right. Wanna listen to some music while we're searching for the planet?

Portia: Sure. I'm down for it.

Gwen: Okay. Let's do it.

(Play Pac-Man Fever by Buckner & Garcia for the rest of this section and skip to 0:12.)

Gwen turns the song on.

Portia: This song is catchy.

Gwen: Yeah.

Portia: I've played Pac-Man before.

Gwen: So have I.

At the 0:38 mark, they began singing along to the song.

Portia: (Singing) Cause I've got Pac-Man fever

Gwen: (Singing) (Pac-Man fever)

Portia: (Singing) It's driving me crazy

Gwen: (Singing) (driving me crazy)

Portia: (Singing) I've got Pac-Man fever

Gwen: (Singing) (Pac-Man fever)

Portia: (Singing) I'm going out of my mind

Gwen: (Singing) (going out of my mind)

Portia: (Singing) I've got Pac-Man fever

Gwen: (Singing) (Pac-Man fever)

Portia: (Singing) I'm going out of my mind

Gwen: (Singing) (going out of my mind)

The ship continues flying through space.


(Play My Sweet Lord by George Harrison for this section.)

Gwen is still flying the ship through space, getting tired and yawns.

Gwen: Where the hell is this planet?

Portia: I think the radar has picked up something.

Gwen: Really?

Portia: Yeah. And it's straight ahead. Look!

They see Tropica and are approaching the planet.

Gwen: Oh my god! We finally found it!

Portia: Oh yeah! This is gonna be the best!

Both girls start cheering for joy as they enter the planet. They see a bunch of anthropomorphic cups of drinks partying. They land the ship and exit it and the song ends. A cup person, who is a fruit punch, approaches them.

Cup Person: Hello Earthlings! Welcome to Tropica, a planet filled with paradise!

Gwen: Wow. My dream planet is actually real!

Portia: Yeah. This is amazing! I think we should come here to get away from Messie and Penny!

Gwen: Can you give us a tour?

Cup Person: Sure.

Portia: Sweet!


(Play Vacation by The Go-Go's for this section and skip to 1:15)

The fruit punch cup person is giving Portia and Gwen a tour around the planet. They see a forest and some cup people are fighting while others try to break it up. He then shows them a pool where multiple cup people jump into it while some got in the hot tub. Portia and Gwen are happy to see it. After the tour, the song ends.

Cup Person: You ready to have some fun on this planet?

Gwen: Yes we are!

Cup Person: Okay. Make your dreams come true!

Portia: Will do.


(Play Suavecito by Malo for this section.)

Portia and Gwen, now in their bathing suits, sit and relax on lawn chairs. They drink their smoothies and then all the cup people start to serve them delicious food. Later, the duo are relaxing in a hot tub with some of the other cup people. Gwen smiles as her dream was coming true. They then start doing Hawaiian traditional dances. All the cup people are continuing to give them everything they want. Throughout the rest of the song, they continue having fun on the planet and the cup people gives them drinks in coconuts.

Portia: Ahh... No Bessie, No Penny, Nobody to ruin our peace.

Gwen: Yup. This is the life.

The song ends.


(Play Everybody Plays The Fool by The Main Ingredient for this section.)

Portia and Gwen are relaxing on the lawn chair.

Portia: Best planet ever.

Gwen: I agree. Nothing can ruin this. (She hears her phone ringing.) Oh no. It's Rawls!

Portia: Goddamn it. There goes our time on this planet.

Gwen answers her phone.

Gwen: Hello?

Colonel Rawls: (On the phone) WHERE ARE YOU AND PORTIA?!!! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE 3 HOURS!!! COME BACK TO THE SPACE TREE IMMEDIATELY!!!

Gwen: Okay! We'll be back soon! (She hangs up.) We gotta go.

Portia: Yeah.

The cup people surround them.

Cup Person: I'm afraid you can't leave yet.

Portia: What are we gonna do, Gwen?!

Gwen: We'll just have to shoot our way off this planet!

(Play Cherry Bomb by The Runaways for the rest of this section.)

Portia and Gwen pull out Space Tree laser guns and start shooting at the cup people. They both ran away while the cup people chase after them. They then start firing at them. Portia and Gwen continue to shoot at the cup people, who are still chasing them and they finally managed to make it to their ship, before the cup people block their path and surround them.

Cup Person 1: You can't leave! We have one last surprise for you!

Cup Person 2: Yeah! We won't let you!

They start to chase come close to them.

Gwen: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Portia: Yeah. Let's do it!

They start shooting in circles and killing all the cup people due to all of them being glass. They then got on the ship and blasted off into space and the song ends.


(Play What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers for this final section.)

Portia and Gwen are flying through space in a rush to get back to the Space Tree.

Portia: How did we even find this planet?! Like do they do this to all of their visitors?!

Gwen: I don't even know! Hopefully we'll be back in time before Rawls calls us again.

Portia: Yeah. Next time we have a dream planet, let's hope it does not turn out to be evil.

Gwen: Exactly.

Portia: (Hears the song playing on the ship's radio) I heard this song in GTA 5.

Gwen: Speaking of which, on Earth, they announced GTA 6.

Portia: Really?

Gwen: Yeah. It's gonna come out in 2025 unfortunately.

Portia: Ugh... I don't wanna wait for 2 years for that game!

Gwen: Me neither. I understand that it takes time for video games to be perfect, but still. They shouldn't announced it a year after Red Dead Redemption 2 came out.

Portia: I hope they announce Red Dead Redemption 3 soon.

Gwen: Me too.

At the 1:17 mark of the song, they made it to the Space Tree and entered it. Afterwards, they exited the ship.

Chance Sureshot: Did you have fun?

Portia: We did until they wouldn't let us leave.

Chance Sureshot: Oh... It sucks that it happened.

Gwen: I know. But let's never speak of this again.

Chance Sureshot: Good idea.

Portia: I'm gonna take a long shower.

She leaves them.

Gwen: I'm gonna head to the barracks for a bit. (She leaves Sureshot alone and heads to the barracks.) Tropica was a cool place until they all became evil and wouldn't let us leave. I am never going there again.

She leaves the barracks and the song and episode ends.


Stay tuned for episode 39.