Chapter 130: Far Far Away
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We find ourselves at Living Legacy as Rin was loading up a duffle bag when something moved from inside.
"I know I know, you don't like the bag, but you make Remy nervous. It's just until we get to the school." Rin said as the movement stopped. "Thank you."
"What's in the bag?" Brooke asks interested.
"Something helpful I hope." The male narrator said.
Making his way downstairs, Rin sees Huey, Dewey, Louie and Webby waiting for him.
"Hey guys came to say goodbye?" Rin asks.
"Oh yeah our buddy just became a FAF. Listen if you can say the name Louie Inc on Blondie's videos, I would be really grateful." Louie said.
"Oh please oh please take me with you! I want to fight Heartless!" Dewey begs.
"Dewey I'm gonna tell you the same thing Roxas told you. No." Rin said.
"I'm so jealous. Can you get me an autograph from the whole team?" Webby asks.
"No promise. Huey, Violet keep an eye on everyone." Rin said.
"Can do." Huey nods.
"Understood." Violet nods.
"Why are they in charge?" Dewey asks.
"Because they're the only ones that I trust even remotely." Rin glares before heading to the door.
Looking to the kitchen he saw Remy waving at him wishing him luck.
"See you round Little Chef." Rin smiles waving back.
Leaving the club, Rin made his way towards EAH.
There we find ourselves in the Tempest as Sora and Roxas were finishing a list with the rest of the team behind them and Yen Sid on Crystal Ball.
On the list we see all the Princesses they've encountered, from the original 7 Sora knew all the way up to the ones the FAFs saw on their missions.
"Does Mulan technically count as a Princess?" Sora asks.
"She's got a strong heart so yeah I think so." Riku said.
"Okay on this any of these other world princesses could be one of them." Namine said.
"We have Kairi with us so that's one right there. That means there are 6 more out there somewhere." Lea points out.
"Hey why aren't I on that list? I'm a Princess." Merida said.
"Yes but these ones are void of any darkness." Xion said.
"What? You don't think that I am completely pure of heart void of any bad—Never mind I'm hearing myself as I'm saying it." Merida said.
"So what is so great about these princesses? I've never heard of them." La asks.
"Long story but speaking from experience we need to find other 6 and fast or they're in trouble." Kairi said.
"Well then what are you guys doing sitting on your butts talking?" A voice calls out.
Walking in Rin enters the meeting.
"Rin." Ginger smiles seeing it.
"So don't suppose you guys have an opening?" Rin asks.
"Ginger and Darling told us you know how to hold your own against the Nobodies. How can we save no to a fellow Rebel?" Raven asks.
"Really? I'm a Rebel?" Rin asks liking the sound of that.
"You're the Son of Satan. It doesn't get anymore Rebel than that." Ramona chuckles.
Rin was about to respond when the world map went off startling him.
"Whoa what was that? Where's the fire?!" Rin asks making everyone chuckle.
"What a newbie." Donald laughs.
"Watch it birdbrain." Rin growls.
"Whoa there Rin. We don't need you picking a fight with any of your teammates." Rin said stopping him.
"I think I'm gonna like this guy." Lea chuckles.
"Because he's like you. A total hothead." La rolls her eyes.
"So what's this world we're going to?" Hunter asks as Roxas looked at the World map.
"Far Far Away." Roxas said.
"Okay so we might have to leave quickly but you didn't tell us the name." Dexter said.
"No that is the name." Roxas said showing it to them.
"Far Far Away. Wow you're not kidding." Sora said surprised.
"Isn't that one of those beginnings you tell me about in all kinds of fairy tales?" Brooke asks.
"Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away." The female narrator recites.
"Well this will be interesting." The male narrator said as they took off.
"Alright Lizzie you're up." Xion said as Lizzie shuffled her deck.
On the table next to the world map, we see the Roxas and Blondie's cards by it.
"So what's all this?" Rin asks.
"It's a spell Lizzie learned a while. It shows us which people will be the most helpful for this world. Now that you're on the team you might have a chance too." Ginger said.
"Alright who will be going on this one?" Lizzie asks as 8 cards glowed.
Throwing them down we see Kairi, Ashlynn, Ginger, Rin, Kitty, Daring, Hopper and Farrah.
"Me? Farrah said surprised.
"Yes!" Rin cheered. "I get to kick some Heartless."
Suddenly Ginger heard something fall to the ground.
"Huh?" Ginger pauses and sees Rin's bag move. "Uh Rin, why is your bag moving?"
"Oh nuts, I forgot to let him out." Rin cringed running to it.
"Him?" Ginger asks confused.
Unzipping it, Rin reaches inside.
"Sorry about that, they got me distracted." Rin said pulling something out.
Eyes widening, Ginger saw Rin holding a little black cat with two tails, a small patch of white fur in his chest, large green eyes, and small horns on his head.
"Oh my fairy godmother. Who is this cutie?!" Ginger squeals startling the cat.
Yelping he jumps on Rin's shoulder in fear.
"Easy Kuro she's a friend." Rin chuckles. "Ginger meet Kuro he's my familiar."
"How come I've never seen him before?" Ginger asks.
"Because last time I brought him to work he tried to eat Remy." Rin cringed while Kuro just grins licking his lips at the thought.
"Yeah that makes sense. So why did you bring him here?" Ginger asks.
"You guys have your animal sidekicks I have mine." Rin smiles.
"Well Kuro it's nice to meet you, I'm Ginger." Ginger introduced as Kuro sniffs her hand before smiling.
Looking to Rin he meows nodding his head.
"He says your hands smell like cookies." Rin chuckles making her blush.
"Wait you understand him?" Ginger asks.
"Yeah I understand all demons." Rin said.
"Wait did he say Demon?" The male narrator said surprised.
"A cat demon? Wow." Brooke said.
"This boy is just full of surprises." The female narrator said.
Nearby Kairi was readying herself when Sora and Riku walk over.
"Hey you alright?" Riku asks.
"I'm fine, why would you ask?" Kairi asks.
"Well we know this whole Princess of the Heart thing is…a pain." Sora cringed.
"Don't worry guys, this isn't gonna be like last time. Besides I'm not alone now. I have you guys and our friends." Kairi points out.
"Not to mention you're a lot stronger than you used to be." Riku points out.
"This time they won't take me without a fight." Kairi declares.
"And we won't let them take you without a fight either." Sora said.
"We got your back." Riku agrees.
"You guys are the best." Kairi smiles.
In the back, Farrah was taking some deep breaths.
"Alright, first mission in a while. Need to get in the zone." Farrah said pumping herself up. "I can do this. I can do this."
"Hey you ready? We're almost there?" Roxas asks startling her.
Yelping Farrah turns around to see him standing behind.
"Roxas? Uh how long were you standing there?" Farrah asks.
"Long enough." Roxas chuckles.
"Sorry guess I'm a little jumpy. It's like no matter how many times we do this I'm still never gonna get used to it." Farrah said.
"Welcome to my world." Roxas chuckles. "By the way, I wanna say thank you."
"For what?" Farrah asks.
"For helping me get ready for Snow White's ball. You were a big help." Roxas said.
"Uh just doing what I do best and helping out a friend." Farrah blushes looking away.
"Well it means a lot to me. Thank you." Roxas said.
"You're welcome." Farrah blushes softly.
"Hey come on Goodfairy no time for backing out. We got a world to save. You don't want to be shown by the new guy do you?" Roxas smirks making her giggle.
"Okay okay I'm coming." Farrah said.
Arriving at Far Far Away the Tempest lands a good distance away.
Exiting the ship, Roxas, Kairi, Blondie, Rin, Daring, Kitty, Ginger, Hopper, Ashlynn and Farrah followed a mountain road leading to the city.
"I can't believe Far Far Away is an actual city. I thought it was just what you say at the beginning of fairy tales." Rin said.
"You'd be surprised what we learn on these missions." Ginger said.
"Hope you can keep up new guy." Daring chuckles.
"Oh please. I can destroy any Heartless that comes my way." Rin said in a huff.
"Well soon you'll be able to put your money where your mouth is." Hopper said.
"Hey Kairi, I've been meaning to ask you something." Ashlynn said.
"What's up?" Kairi asks.
"When you found out you were a Princess of the Heart what happened to you?" Ashlynn asks.
"Not a bad idea, that way we can try helping whoever these new ones might be." Blondie said.
"But that's the thing. It all happened so fast that I never had time to fully prepare. One minute I'm preparing to sail off to other worlds with Sora and Riku and the next thing I know Heartless attack my home and I'm separated from my friends." Kairi said.
"So what you're saying is these princesses have no idea they've been chosen until the bad guys come after them?" Kitty deadpans.
"Yeah pretty much." Kairi said.
"Well no one said this was gonna be easy." Brooke said.
"So what do we do? Wait for someone to yell for help?" Rin asks.
"HELP!" A loud annoying voice screamed.
Pausing all of them ran to the edge of the path and looked down to see a white carriage in the shape of an onion being rammed from all sides by Shadow Witch, Flower Riders, and Bandit Heartless.
"I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Someone help me!" The voice screams.
"They're gonna run those people off the cliffside!" Ashlynn gasps.
"Kitty! Get down there and get that carriage under control!" Roxas said.
"On it." Kitty said disappearing.
"Come on!" Summoning Converging Stories, Roxas jumps down after them.
Drawing her wand, Farrah flicks it making stone steps for them to run down.
"Oh yeah I'm starting to like this." Rin said drawing his sword and going into demon mode.
As Ashlynn summoned Romanov Legacy and Kairi summoned Fairy Champion, Daring drew his sword and running after with Hopper, Ginger and Blondie ran behind them.
Down below the carriage was swerving out of control as the screaming from inside it got louder and more annoying.
"This is it! This is how I'm gonna die! There are so many things I haven't done with my life!" The voice said.
"If you don't shut up I'm gonna end your life right now!" Another voice said when Kitty appeared at the reins.
Turning to her, the Bandit drew its sword and Kitty summoned her tonfas.
Going on the attack, Kitty and the Bandit clashed weapons before she swept the leg and kicked him off the edge and over the cliff.
"Hang on! We're gonna get you to safety!" Kitty said grabbing the reins and getting the horses under control.
"Who are you?" A female voice said from the inside.
"Help. Just sit tight." Kitty said.
From above multiple blasts rained down as Ginger, Blondie and Farrah shot the Shadow Witch and Flower Riders away from the carriage.
Leaping in Rin, Hopper and Ashlynn land on the top of the carriage to see multiple bandits draw their swords.
"Hope you got enough fighting experience Rin!" Ashlynn said.
"Trust me I can handle myself." Rin said as both charged in clashing weapons.
Flying in on his glider, Roxas, Daring and Kairi went on the attack.
Swinging his sword, Daring slashed the Shadow Witch destroying it and landing next to Kitty.
"Sorry for dropping in." Daring said growing the shield part of his gear he deflects the attack.
Turning the glider back into his keyblade, Roxas and Kairi slashed the Heartless away.
From the side a Flower Rider rammed the carriage causing Ashlynn to knock into Hopper sending them both falling towards the edge.
"Guys!" Acting quickly, Rin grabs their arms stopping them from plummeting over the side.
"It's times like this I really wish I had a glider like the others." Ashlynn said.
"Rin pull us up!" Hopper yells.
"I'm trying!" Rin said.
As the Flower Rider was about to ram them again two large green hands shot out the window and punched it.
"And stay out!" A male voice said.
"That's for ruining our trip!" A female voice said.
"Thank you." Ashlynn said as the green hands helped them onto the roof.
"You can thank us by getting rid of those things!" The male voice said.
"You heard them guys! Let's give them the boot!" Hopper said.
"I got an idea. Everyone hang onto something!" Kitty said pulling on the reins as hard as she could causing the horses to stop dead in their tracks.
As everyone struggled to hold on all the Heartless shot out in front of them.
"Open fire!" Daring yells.
With all the Heartless in plain sight they fired magic, blasts and droid lasers until the last Heartless was destroyed.
"Quick thinking Kitty." Kairi said.
"Yeah but next time give us a bigger heads up." Rin groans as Farrah, Ginger and Blondie ran down to help.
"Alright, folks you're safe now. You can come on out." Hopper said.
When the carriage doors open the FAFs were startled to see that inside the carriage was a male and female ogre. These were Shrek and Fiona.
"Thanks for the save back there." Fiona said.
"Uh yeah…n-no problem." Blondie said never dealing with this before.
"Take a picture girlie it'll last longer." Shrek said.
"Shrek be nice." Fiona said.
"Sorry we just didn't expect this." Ashlynn said.
"Well I'm Fiona and this is my husband Shrek." Fiona introduced.
"I'm Roxas and these are my friends." Roxas gestures.
"How'd you find us?" Shrek asks.
"We heard this really loud and annoying scream." Rin said.
"That was me." A Donkey said popping his head out.
"A talking Donkey?" Ashlynn said.
"It's not that amazing the longer you know him." Fiona said.
"Yeah it's getting him to shut up that's the real trick." Shrek mocks.
"Well everyone thank you so much for the help." Fiona said.
"I'm telling you Fiona it's a sign. We need to head back to the swamp." Shrek said.
"Shrek we are going." Fiona glares.
"Is everything alright?" Farrah asks.
"Sorry my husband is a little nervous. We're going to Far Far Away to meet my parents and he doesn't want to." Fiona said.
"Because it's going to end badly Fiona I just know it." Shrek said.
"You guys are going to Far Far Away. That's where we're going." Daring said.
"Ooh perfect, can you guys be our bodyguards?" Donkey asks.
"Donkey we're not paying them to guard us." Shrek said.
"You don't have to pay us. If you can give us a ride we'd be happy to fight off the Heartless along the way." Roxas offers.
"Deal. Get in." Shrek said as Kitty and Daring sat at the reins, Ginger and Rin sat in the back with Donkey while everyone else sat with Shrek and Fiona.
"This is so cool I mean the way you guys fought them off. You were amazing. You know Shrek and I got into our fair share of fights before and let me tell you we kicked all kinds of bad guy booty." Donkey said trailing on and on.
"Ugh does anyone wanna switch seats?" Rin calls out but no one replied.
"So buddy you want to play a game? It's called I Spy." Donkey said.
Inside, Hopper was sitting next to Shrek and had a nervous look on his face.
"What are you looking at?" Shrek glares.
"Uh nothing I mean I just uh…" Getting tongue toed Hopper turned into his frog form surprising him. "Please don't eat me."
"I'm not gonna eat you…well not now anyway." Shrek cringed.
"Are you okay?" Fiona asks concerned.
"Do not fear madam. I have been cursed with this problem since birth. I am used to it." Frog Hopper said.
"You see whenever Hopper gets tongue-tied he turns into a Frog." Blondie explains.
"Only a kiss from a princess can help him." Ashlynn said.
"Well I can fix that." Bending down Fiona gave Hopper a small peck turning him back to normal.
"Whoa thanks for that." Hopper said.
"Wait are you a Princess?" Kairi asks.
"Yep, Princess Fiona of Far Far Away." She declares.
"So that means your parents are the…" Daring trails.
"The King and Queen." Shrek cringed.
"Oof no wonder Shrek is so nervous." Brooke said.
"So uh just curious are your parents ogres too?" Farrah asks.
"No, they're human just like I was until I was…well cursed." Fiona frowns getting their attention.
"Wait you're cursed?" Hopper said surprised.
"By night one way By day another. This shall be the norm Until you find true love's first kiss And then take love's true form." Fiona said.
"So that means you're Fiona's true love." Farrah realized.
"Yep. Because of that curse Fiona was locked in a castle guarded by a vicious dragon. And Donkey and I saved her." Shrek said.
"Wow you don't hear stories like that. Princess saved by an ogre." Ginger said.
"Respect big guy." Hopper said.
"Well Shrek I've had some experience with royal in-laws who don't like me. Maybe I can help you talk to them." Roxas said.
"You're married? To who? That one?" Shrek asks pointing to Farrah.
"What?! Me and Roxas? N-No w-we're not married." Farrah blushes.
"I meant. My buddy Daring and a few others helped me learn to get on their good side. Daring you think you and I can help Shrek out?" Roxas calls out to the front.
"This might be a challenge but I can try. At the very least we can keep them from running you out of town." Daring said unsure.
"Well at this point we'll take what we can get." Shrek said.
"Hey guys! We're here!" Kitty calls out.
"Finally!" Donkey cheers making Rin and Ginger cringe.
"We're right next to you." Ginger said.
Hissing Kuro snarled at Donkey.
"No you cannot kill him. We're trying to be heroes." Rin whispers.
"Kill me? That cat? Now that's funny." Donkey laughs as Kuro readied his claws.
"Don't Kuro I got this." As Donkey was laughing Rin kicked him in the rear sending him flying out of the carriage screaming before landing in some bushes.
"I like this one." Shrek smiles.
"Rin." Ginger scolds.
"Oh come on. You wanted to shut him up just as much as I did." Rin said as Donkey scrambled to catch.
"Wait for me! Stop the carriage! Please!" Donkey begs.
Shrek turns to Fiona and mumbles something while gesturing to Donkey.
"No Shrek we can't." Fiona said.
"Ugh fine." Shrek said as they pulled over and allowed Donkey to climb in.
Entering it they see a huge city with stores and tons of people.
"We are definitely not in the swamp anymore." Shrek said.
"Hey Farrah look at that." Ashlynn points.
Looking out the window Farrah gasps seeing a billboard of the Fairy Godmother.
"For all your Happily Ever Afters, Fairy Godmother." The female narrator read.
"Well guess we know who's the famous one in this world." The male narrator said.
"Gotta say she looks very different compared to mom." Farrah said looking at her big hair and glasses.
"Hey everyone look." A citizen said as some people looked over at the carriage.
"Hey uh guys we're being followed." Blondie said getting their attention.
"By who?" Ashlynn asks.
"Far Far Away." Blondie declares.
Looking out the window they look in surprise to see the entire town was following behind them to the castle.
"Well looks like you guys have been expected." Kairi said.
"Hey ladies nice day for a parade huh." Donkey calls out.
"Okay quick question Fiona and be honest. Do your parents know about all this?" Blondie asks gesturing to her ogre form.
"No they don't." Fiona said making the FAFs cringe in horror. "But come on they're my parents. I'm sure they'll be happy to see us either way."
"Oh this is not gonna end well." Daring said as they all had unsure looks.
"Say the word and I will turn this carriage around." Kitty said eager to disappear.
"Too late." Kairi said as they entered the pavilion to see King Harold and Queen Lillian waiting in front of the castle with the entire kingdom waiting to see them.
"Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband!" A man called out.
"Well this is it." Fiona said.
"This is it." Harold said eagerly.
"This is it." Hopper gulps reaching for the door.
"This is it." Blondie said as the FAFs stood at the ready.
"This is it." A man near a big box said ready to open it.
As Hopper opens the door and Shrek and Fiona stepped out a trumpet was played and doves were released into the air.
But when everyone saw the two ogres step out the music immediately died down. One dove was so shocked it flew right into the castle walls and collapsed to the ground.
"Well this is awkward." Brooke said.
"Guys I'm scared." Farrah gulps.
"Uh why don't you guys go on ahead I'll park the car." Donkey said getting into the carriage and driving off.
"Coward!" Rin calls out.
"Be ready we might need a quick getaway." Shrek whispers.
"Shrek." Fiona hisses taking his hand. "We got this guys. Just sit back and enjoy."
"Are you sure?" Kitty asks.
"Of course. Look mom and dad seem happy." Fiona said as she and Shrek made their way to them.
"Who on earth are they?" Harold whispers softly.
"I think that's our little girl." Lillian said softly.
"That's not little that's a big problem. Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?" Harold asks as they began walking.
"Well he's no Prince Charming but they do look.."
"Happy now? We came. We saw them. Let's go before they light the torches." Shrek said as some people had pitchforks in their hands.
"They're my parents." Fiona whispers.
"Hello? They locked you in a tower." Shrek points out.
"Hey that was for my own—"
"Good! Now's our chance. Let's go inside and pretend we're not home." Harold said but Lillian stops him.
"Harold we have to be—"
"Quick! While they're not looking we can make a run for it." Shrek said but Fiona stops him.
"Shrek! Stop it. Everything's gonna be—"
"A disaster! There is no way—"
"You can do this." Fiona said.
"But I really." Shrek said.
"Really." Harold said.
"Don't."
"Want."
"To."
"Be."
"Here." Both husbands said as the two couples met in the middle.
"Is anyone else nervous right now?" Blondie asks.
"Why? Because we just brought 2 Ogres into a city filled with angry villagers to meet the King and Queen?" Ashlynn said with a hint worry.
"Yeah…sadly ogres are creatures don't usually get a Happily Ever After." Farrah said as all of them nervously gripped their weapons.
"Mom. Dad." Making the first move, Fiona hugged both her parents. "I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek."
"Well uhm…it's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from." Shrek said nervously making Harold glare at him.
Later that night at dinner, Shrek and Harold were still the same.
"Yikes, the tension is so thick you could cut it with a sword." The female narrator said.
"It's pretty clear this is not what the King and Queen were expecting." The male narrator said.
"And I thought Roxas had it tough with Snow White." Brooke said.
At the table, Shrek and Fiona were eating the first course but Shrek wasn't sure what all the silverware was for.
As Fiona took a bite she accidentally let out a burp making Shrek chuckle.
"Better out than in. I always say eh Fiona?" Shrek said as both of them laughed but Harold was not amused making them stop.
"What do you mean we're not on the list?" A familiar annoying voice calls out.
"Will you just shut up and let us do the talking?!" An angry voice said.
"We're really sorry about this." The door opens revealing Donkey and the FAFs.
"Hey what's up everybody? Thanks for waiting." Donkey said.
"We tried to stop him but he was too fast." Ashlynn apologized.
"I'm sorry but we are not hosting a party. Please leave and get that Donkey out of here." Harold orders.
"No, no Dad. It's fine. They're with us. They saved us from an attack on our way in and Donkey helped rescue me from the Dragon." Fiona explains.
"Yeah we're their bodyguards." Kairi said as they all sat down.
"And that's me the Noble Steed. Hey waiter! How about a bowl for the steed?!" Donkey yells.
"Oh boy." Shrek groans as Daring moves next to him.
"Just start with the silverware and the end and work your way in." Daring whispers.
Grateful for some helpful tips, Shrek grabbed the fork at the end and ate.
Looking over at Harold, Hopper narrows his eyes.
"You look familiar. Have we met somewhere before?" Hopper asks.
"Doubtful." Harold dismisses. "You children are either very brave or very foolish to be bodyguards."
"Well that's our thing. We travel all over helping people who need it." Farrah said.
"And lucky for us we ended up finding Fiona and Shrek." Kairi said.
"I think it's very admirable. And to help assure my daughter made it here safe and sound. You have my thanks. Right Harold?" Lillian hints at the last part.
"Uh yes, yes. My thanks." Harold brushes off.
"So Fiona, tell us about where you live." Lillian said.
"Well…Shrek owns his own land. Don't you honey?" Fiona hints.
"Oh yes, it's in an Enchanted Forest. Abundant with squirrels and cute little duckies." Shrek said making Donkey burst into laughter.
"What? Oh man I know you ain't talking about the swamp." Donkey laughs.
"Donkey." Shrek glares.
"An ogre from a swamp. How original." Harold said.
"What's wrong with a swamp? If they like living there then what's the problem?" Ashlynn asks.
"Yeah everyone it can't be so bad." Kairi agrees.
"Well, I suppose it could be a nice place to raise the children." Lillian said making Harold choke on his drink and Shrek choke on his spoon.
Coughing both struggled to breathe.
"They're choking! Someone do something!" Blondie said.
Getting up Hopper went to help Harold while Daring just punched Shrek in the gut making him cough up the spoon.
"Daring." Kairi glares.
"Sorry old habits." Daring cringed.
"Thank you." Shrek said catching his breath. "Uh it's a bit early to be thinking about that."
"Indeed. I just started eating." Harold said.
"Harold." Lillian hissed.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Shrek glares.
"I thought your missions were supposed to be fighting off Heartless and sticking it to Xehanort. Not family therapy." Rin whispers.
"Usually, but this far more terrifying." Ginger whispers.
"Dad. It's great." Fiona said.
"Well sure for his type." Harold points.
"My type?" Shrek growls.
"I'm scared." Farrah said.
"We all our." Ashlynn said.
"You know maybe I should use the bathroom." Donkey said wanting to leave.
"Dinner is served." The chef said as tons of fancy foods were brought in.
"Nevermind I can hold it." Donkey said.
As much as they wanted to put a stop to this the chef brought out, turkey, fish, lobster, a whole roasted pig, and tons of other delicious foods.
"Maybe they'll calm down after they eat." Kairi said hopeful.
"Yeah I mean look at all this stuff. You can't be angry when you're eating." Rin suggests.
"Well let's not just sit here. Everybody dig in." Lillian said.
"Oh don't mind if I do." Donkey grins going for the lobster but Harold yanked it from him.
"So any grandchildren I can expect will be—"
"Ogres. Yes." Shrek said yanking the turkey away from Kitty as she was about to get a bite.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Ginger said.
"No of course not. Assuming you don't eat your own young." Harold said stabbing a knife through the lobster and slicing it in half.
"Dad!" Fiona snaps.
"Oh no we usually prefer the ones locked away in a tower!" Shrek said ripping the legs off the turkey.
"Shrek please!" Fiona snaps.
"I only did that because I love her!" Harold said stabbing a chunk of meat and lowering into a boiling pot of fondue.
"Oh? Daycare or Dragon guarded castle?!" Shrek calls out.
"You wouldn't understand you're not her father!" Harold said.
Not being able to take it anymore the FAF's dropped down under the table as the poor dinner was being crushed.
Unfortunately, none of them noticed the darkness building up above them.
"This is insane. I feel like these two are gonna rip each other apart." Roxas said.
"Geez and we thought you had it bad Snow White." Daring said.
"Not the time Daring. What do we do?" Ashlynn asks.
"Find them a therapist?" Ginger suggests.
"Charm them into liking each other?" Farrah suggests.
"Cut our losses and ditch these guys?" Rin suggests.
"I like that one." Kitty said.
"Me too." Hopper said.
Even Rin's cat Kuro raised his paw in agreement.
"No, we can't just ditch these guys when they're like this." Kairi said.
"Kairi's right. They need our help." Ashlynn said.
"Well let's just hope things calm down." Daring said as Ginger lifted her up.
"Uh guys, we have a problem." Ginger said in a panicked tone.
Popping their heads up to see Harold and Shrek grab the pig at the same time with all the darkness surrounding them as they pulled a tug of war with it.
As the pig was launched into the air the darkness began to consume.
"Harold!" Lillian snaps.
"Shrek!" Fiona snaps.
"Fiona!" Shrek whines.
"Fiona!" Harold scolds.
"Mom!" Fiona whines.
Harold!" Lillian scolds.
"Donkey!" Donkey cheers as the pig transformed into a dark boar-shaped Heartless.
Squealing at them all of them screamed in horror as the lobster, fish and turkey all turned into Heartless.
"They turned the dinner into Heartless?!" Brooke gasps.
"Wow those two do not like each other." The male narrator said.
"Roxas! Stop them!" Brooke calls out.
"Everybody get back! Sorry but dinner is canceled!" Roxas said as they summoned their weapons.
"Food fight!" Donkey yells as the Savage Salmon flipped into the air and smacked its tail against all the plates and silverware sending it flying at them.
"Hit the deck!" Hopper said raising his shield and deflecting the attack.
Summoning his Knight's Gauntlet, Daring drew his sword and ended up facing the Terrible Turkey.
However, to his surprise, the Terrible Turkey pulled its own wings out to use as clubs.
As the Loathsome Lobster attacked with his sharp claws everyone moved back.
"Fiona are you okay?" Shrek asks running to her.
"Just stay away. This was a disaster!" Fiona said before running out of the room.
"We need to get these stupid evil foods destroyed now." Blondie said annoyed.
Squealing the Psychotic Pork charged in forcing Kitty to disappear to avoid being trampled.
"Before they attack the whole castle." Kitty adds reappearing on the mantle above the fireplace.
Smiling Rin got an idea. "Kuro time to eat." Rin said letting his cat out.
Seeing the giant evil food, the little cat couldn't help but grin.
"What that little thing is gonna—" Before Donkey could finish Kuro grew in size until he was the size of a carriage much to everyone's surprise.
"That is one big cat." Farrah said amazed.
Leaping at the table, everyone watched in shock as we Kuro ripped apart the Heartless food and ate them.
"Guess evil must taste good for a demon cat." Brooke said.
Pausing Ginger looks to Rin who shrugs. "Are you really that surprised? Your little sidekicks pretty much do the same thing."
"Well he's got us there." Kairi shrugs as the all the Heartless were eaten.
Meowing Kuro turned back to normal size.
"Good boy." Rin smiles petting him.
Seeing this Ginger couldn't help but let out a sigh.
"You can come out now, it's over." Roxas calls out as Shrek, Harold, Donkey and Lillian stepped out.
"Hey where's Fiona?" Daring asks.
"She ran off to her room." Shrek sighs.
"Well looks like we can call this dinner cancelled." Harold said walking away.
"Harold, these brave warriors just saved us. The least you can do is show them some gratitude." Lillian glares.
"Yes, yes. Uhm thank you all for your bravery. I'll have the staff prepare you all some rooms." Harold said before walking out.
"Well Harold may not show it but I am very grateful you all were here." Lillian smiles.
"Sorry the dinner turned into such a disaster." Farrah said.
"Hmm have I seen you somewhere before? You look familiar?" Lillian asks.
"Uh I guess I just have that kind of face." Farrah said.
"I knew this was a bad idea. I'm gonna go check on Fiona." Shrek said.
"Shrek don't leave me there might be leftovers." Donkey said about to follow when Rin grabs him.
"Just for the record, it was Kuro who devoured all those Heartless. So you better learn to keep the really comments buddy or I will be serving Donkey meat. Yeah that's right I know how to cook you." Rin threatens scaring the living daylights out of him.
"Whoa there Rin calm down. Save it for the enemy." Ginger said stopping him.
"Come on we better make sure this doesn't get ugly." Kairi said as the FAFs followed after.
In Fiona's room, she had a sad expression on her face as she walked out onto the balcony.
"Aw the poor thing. She looks so heartbroken." The male narrator.
"Well what did you expect? Her husband and her father spent all of the dinner arguing and turned the meal into Heartless." The female narrator said.
As a tear ran down her cheek and hit the stone a faint glow shined from the air and suddenly bubbles began floating down from the sky.
Your fallen tears have called to me
So here comes my sweet remedy
I know what every princess needs
For her to live life happily
As one bubble floats down it pops revealing an elderly woman in a blue dress, glasses and fairy wings. This was the Fairy Godmother.
"Oh my dear." She said startled by Fiona. "Look at you. You're all…grown up."
"Who are you?" Fiona asks.
"Oh sweet pea I'm your Fairy Godmother." She declares.
"I have a Fairy Godmother?" Fiona said surprised when Fairy Godmother shushes her.
"Don't worry dear. I'm here to make it all better. With just a—"
(Play Fairy godmother Song by Jennifer Saunders)
Wave of my magic wand
Your troubles will soon be gone
With a flick of the wrist and just a flash
You'll land a prince with a ton of cash
A high-priced dress made by mice, no less
Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress
Your worries will vanish
Your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We'll help you set a new fashion trend!
I'll make you fancy
I'll make you great
The kind of gal the prince would date
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
"For happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"
A sporty carriage to ride in style
Sexy man-boy chauffeur, Kyle!
Banish your blemishes, tooth decay
Cellulite thighs will fade away
And oh, what the hey!
Have a bichon frisé!
Nip and tuck, here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick, liners, shadows, blush!
To get that prince with a sexy tush
Lucky day, hunk buffet!
You and your prince take a roll in the hay!
You can spoon on the moon
With the prince, to this tune
Don't be drab, you'll be fab!
Your prince will have rock-hard abs!
Cheese soufflé!
Valentine's Day; have some chicken fricassée!
Nip and tuck, here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick, liners—
"STOP!" Fiona yells ending the song and spells midsentence.
(Song End)
"Thank you so much Fairy Godmother but I really don't need all this." Fiona said surprising her and the furniture.
As the furniture walked away mumbling they heard a knock at the door.
"Fiona? Fiona?" Shrek asks as he opened the door and he, Donkey and the FAFs gasp seeing what was happening.
"Guys it's her." Farrah gasps seeing a parallel version of her mom.
"What is this?" Fairy Godmother asks.
"Oh man you got a puppy." Donkey said heading right to Fiona. "All I got in my room was shampoo."
"Fiona what's going on in here?" Hopper asks.
"Fairy Godmother, Furniture. I want you all to meet my husband Shrek." Fiona introduced.
"What? Your husband? When did this happen?" Fairy Godmother asks.
"Shrek was the one who rescued me." Fiona explains.
"But that can't be right." She said.
"Oh great more relatives." Shrek said annoyed by this.
"She's just trying to help." Fiona said.
"She can help us pack. Get your coat dear we're leaving." Shrek orders.
"What?" Everyone said.
"Shrek we just got here." Ginger said.
"Yeah I don't want to leave." Donkey said.
"When did you decide this?" Fiona asks.
"Shortly after arriving and our dinner almost eating us." Shrek said.
"And who are all of you?" Fairy Godmother said turning to the FAFs.
"They're friends. They saved our lives a few times." Fiona smiles.
"It's nice to meet you." Daring said as Farrah and Ashlynn walked up to her.
"Wow I can't believe it's really you." Ashlynn said.
"Well it is darling." She said loving the attention when she noticed Farrah's outfit.
"Uh hi can I just say it's an honor to—" Farrah starts nervously.
"Oh course. Here darling anything for the fan." Waving her wand the Fairy Godmother makes a signed picture of her blowing a kiss appear in Ashlynn and Farrah's hand.
"Wow uh thanks." Farrah said a little creeped out.
"Definitely wasn't expecting this." Ashlynn cringed.
"Now you can brag to all your little friends." Fairy Godmother winks.
"We're sorry about this. He's had a rough day." Kairi said.
"Well I must be going. But Fiona if you ever need me again. Happiness is just a teardrop away." Fairy Godmother said taking out a business card.
Fiona was about to take it when Shrek swipes it.
"Thanks but we have all the happiness we need. Happy. Happy. Happy." Shrek said
"So I see. Let's go Kyle." Flying out to a floating carriage Fairy Godmother flew off.
"Very nice Shrek." Fiona glares.
"Come on. I told you coming here was a bad idea." Shrek said innocently.
"You could have at least tried to be nice to Fiona's dad." Kitty said.
"We could feel the hate and anger coming from you. That's what made the food turn into Heartless." Kairi explains.
"This stuff isn't easy. You have any idea how hard it was for Roxas to finally get on his in-law's good side?" Kitty asks.
"Very." Roxas said.
"Well I didn't think I was going to get Daddy's blessing even if I wanted it really badly." Shrek said.
"Well did you ever think about asking what I wanted?" Fiona asks.
"Sure. Do you want me to pack for you?" Shrek asks.
"Come on Shrek." Kitty said as Fiona's dog started barking at Kuro who hissed at him.
"You're unbelievable. You're acting like a…like a." Fiona said as the two walked up to each other.
"Go ahead say it." Shrek urged.
"Like an ogre!" Fiona snaps.
"Well newsflash whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre!" Turning to Kuro and the dog Shrek roars at them shutting them up and scaring the daylights out of them.
Jumping into Rin's arms, Kuro tucked away in fear.
"And guess what Princess? That is not about to change." Shrek finished.
Hearing this Fiona walked to the door.
"I've made changes for you Shrek. Think about that." She said before leaving.
Instantly everyone in the room glared at Shrek.
"That was so not just right." Blondie said.
"Yeah that's real smooth Shrek. I'm an ogre." Donkey said before mimicking Shrek's roar.
Ears perking up, Kitty moves to the door.
"Hey bonehead. You might want to listen to this." Kitty calls out.
Slowly walking over, Shrek could hear the sounds of Fiona sniffling and crying.
Feeling terrible Shrek sits down.
"Shrek whether you like this or not. You need to try and get through. If you're not gonna do it for yourself. Do it for Fiona." Roxas said as they walked to the door.
"Where are you going?" Donkey asks.
"To our rooms. For some peace and quiet." Blondie said.
"Something we haven't had since we got here." Daring said as they all walked out.
"You do that roar thing again and I'll show you something really scary." Rin threatens before leaving.
As they made their way down the hall, Rin was trying to calm Kuro down.
"Hey it's okay buddy. He was just mad." Rin said petting him.
"Is he okay?" Ginger asks concerned.
"He'll be fine. Shrek just startled him. He just needs a little time to calm down. He's a tough little demon." Rin said.
"This is almost as tough as trying to warm Snow White up to Roxas. No offense man." Daring said.
"None taken. Snow White and I had our differences, but we never made Heartless from an argument." Roxas agrees.
"We got to find a way to get Shrek and Harold together without them wanting to yell at each other." Blondie said.
"Hey listen I know I'm new here but can figure something out tomorrow? This day has been crazy and thanks to earlier we haven't even eaten yet." Rin asks.
"I'm fine with that if you guys are." Kairi said.
"Maybe some food and rest will help us come up with something." Daring agrees.
As they all headed to their rooms Roxas notices Farrah was in the back with a sad look on her face.
"Hey what's going?" Roxas asks walking back to her.
"It's nothing." Farrah said brushing it off.
"Come on Farrah you know I don't buy that." Roxas said seeing through it.
"A parallel version of my mom was right in front of me and she didn't even barely even noticed me." Farrah said a little hurt.
"Well to be fair she was a little more focused on Shrek and Fiona." Roxas said.
"I know. It's just I've always wanted to meet a parallel version of my story like the others have. It might sound a little weird but I was really hoping that this would help me understand my story a little more. Say I'm a great fairy" Farrah admits.
"Well you don't need your mom to tell you that. You are a great fairy. You helped me get ready for the ball and so much more." Roxas said making her blush.
"Thank you, that does make me feel better." Farrah giggles.
"It's not just me. Everyone on the team thinks you're a great fairy. You just need to think that. Just say you are a great fairy." Roxas said.
"I am a great fairy." Farrah said in an amused tone.
"Good. Now hopefully you'll believe it. Come on I need some rest after all this." Roxas said walking ahead.
Watching him, Farrah let out a sigh.
Little did any of them know, Harold had watched the whole fiasco from his balcony above them.
"I knew this would happen." Harold said.
"You should. You started it." Lilian said lying in bed.
"I can hardly believe it, Lillian. He's the ogre, not me." Harold said walking in.
"I think you're taking it a little too personally. This is Fiona's choice." Lillian said.
"Yes but she was supposed to choose the Prince we picked for her. You expect me to give my blessing to this..this…thing?" Harold asks.
"Fiona does. And she'll never forgive you if you don't. I don't want to lose our daughter again Harold." Lillian said concerned.
"Harold you act as if love is totally predictable. Don't you remember when we were young and we used to walk down by the Lily Pond? They were in bloom." Lilian recalls.
"Well at least one parent is on board." The male narrator said.
"Now if only we could get the other." The female narrator said.
"Wait, something about this story sounds familiar. But I can't put my finger on it." Brooke said.
"What do you mean Brooke?" Her mother asks.
"I'm not sure. It just sounds like we know this story." Brooke assumes.
"Our first kiss." Harold sighs. "But it's not the same! I don't think you understand our daughter has married a monster!"
"Oh stop being such a drama king." Lillian rolls her eyes.
"Oh yes let's just pretend everything's lad dee da!" Harold mocks walking to the balcony when the Fairy Godmother's carriage dropped in. "I'd like to know how it could get any worse."
"Hello Harold." She said startling him.
"What happened?" Lillian asks unaware she was there.
"Oh nothing dear. Just the old crusade wound. I'll stretch it out here for a while." Harold said closing the balcony door.
"Get in. We need to talk." Fairy Godmother glares.
"Oh well you see I just took my pills and I'm feeling a little drowsy." Harold yawns when a large man appeared behind him. "So let's make it quick." He gulps getting in and the carriage flew off.
Sitting in between two large bouncers, Harold was extremely nervous.
"So what's new?" Harold asks.
"You remember my son, Prince Charming?" Fairy Godmother gestures to the stunning man with blonde hair sitting next to her.
"Charming? Is that you? It's been ages. When did you get in?" Harold asks.
"Oh about 5 minutes ago. After I endured blistering winds, scorching deserts, I climbed to the highest room in the tallest tower—" Charming snaps.
"Let mommy handle this." Fairy Godmother said calming him down before turning to Harold. "He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room in the tallest bloody tower and what does he find? Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married." Fairy Godmother snaps.
"Well it wasn't my fault. He didn't get there in time." Harold stutters.
"Stop the car!" She yells making the carriage come to halt. As the window rolled down the room got tense. "Harold. You force me to do something I really don't want to do."
"Where are we?" Harold asks terrified.
"Well hi there welcome to Friar's Fat Boy. Can I take your order?" A server asks revealing they were in a drive-thru.
"My diet is ruined. I hope you're happy." She glares before turning the window. "Two Renaissance wraps no mayo. Chili rings."
"I'll have the Medieval Meal." Charming calls out.
"Yes one Medieval Meal, throw in 2 drinks for the ones up front and Harold curly fries, sourdough soft taco?" Fairy Godmother asks.
"No thanks, I'm good." Harold said.
"Here you go Fairy Godmother." The server said handing her the food. "And this comes with the medieval meal." She said handing her a battle axe.
"We made a deal Harold. I assume you don't want me to go back on my part." Fairy Godmother assumes.
"Indeed not." Harold sighs.
"So Fiona and Charming will be together." Fairy Godmother reminds.
"Yes." Harold sighs.
"Believe me Harold it's for the best. Not just for you or your daughter, but for your kingdom." She insists.
Flying back to the castle, they drop Harold off at his balcony.
"But what am I supposed to do about it?" Harold asks when someone tosses him the axe.
"Use your imagination." Fairy Godmother said as they flew off.
"An Ogre. Of all things. How disgusting." Charming said.
"I know sweetie." She sighs.
"What do about those bodyguards?" He asks.
"So be honest. Are those children really a threat?" Fairy Godmother asks looking to the front.
As the screen rolls down we see Rafhrax and another Organization member sitting next to the driver.
"They are. If you give them even an inch they'll ruin all your hard work. Best to just put them down." The Organization Member said revealing him to be male.
"Hmm you look a lot like one of them. Are you sisters?" Fairy Godmother asks.
"No, I'm better than she ever will be. And unless you want that fairy wannabe to steal away your happily ever after business, you'll help us bring them down." Rafhrax said.
"Don't you worry your sweet little head. I don't plan on throwing away all my hard work and plans for this." Fairy Godmother said eating her food.
"I don't believe it." Brooke gasps.
"This story just gets crazier by the second." The female narrator said.
Later that night in the guest-chamber, the FAFs were sound asleep.
Suddenly they heard a knock at the door.
Groaning Daring nudges Hopper in his sleep.
"Answer it." Daring groans as the knocking continues.
"Fine." Groaning Hopper picks himself up.
Slowly making his way to the door he opens it and immediately flinches seeing Shrek in his underwear.
"Dude you need to get yourself a pair of PJs." Hopper cringed.
"Yeah I'll put that on the list for later kid." Shrek ignores.
"Shrek do you have any idea what time it is?" Hopper asks rubbing his eye.
"I know but listen something happened. The King came to my room earlier. He wants to bury the hatchet. I need your help to make sure I don't blow it." Shrek said getting his attention.
"What do you mean?" Hopper asks.
"We're meeting tomorrow for a morning hunt. It would mean the world to Fiona. Will you please come with me?" Shrek asks.
"Sure…sure I'll tell the others." Hopper said.
"Thanks Hopper." Shrek smiles.
"Nice to see you're actually giving this a chance." Hopper said.
"I'm doing this for Fiona. I need to try at least once." Shrek said.
"Hey I know what you're going through. It's hard for people to deal with me because I can turn into a frog. I couldn't even get the girl I thought I had a crush on." Hopper said.
"Sorry to hear happened?" Shrek asks.
"I joined this team and soon I managed to get a better hang of my transformations and well…I think I met someone else." Hopper blushes. "Having friends really helps make things easier."
"I'll take your word on that. See you kids in the morning." Shrek said walking away.
The next morning, the FAFs, Donkey and Shrek were walking through the forest.
"Face it Donkey we're lost." Shrek said.
"We can't be lost we followed the King's instructions exactly." Donkey said.
"Oh really? And what were they?" Kitty asks in an annoyed tone.
"First head to the darkest part of the woods." Donkey said.
"Check." Ashlynn said.
"Past the spooky trees with the scary branches." Donkey said.
"Check." Ginger said.
"Ooh there's that bush that's shaped like Shirley Bassey." Donkey points.
"We past that 3 times already!" Shrek said.
"Shrek I got a compass that points to whatever it is you want most." Roxas reminds.
"Yeah except for one problem, this is something I don't want to do." Shrek said.
"Maybe we can use our Digimon to scout ahead." Ashlynn suggests.
"Great my one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad and I'm lost in the woods with all of you." Shrek snaps.
"Hey take it easy, we're just trying to help." Kairi said.
"I know!" Shrek yells before taking a deep breath. "I know. I'm sorry. Look I don't mean to sound rude, but I need this to go well."
"We know Shrek. Trust us, we don't want a repeat of last night." Rin said.
"We'll help you." Daring said.
"Now come on. Let's go bond with daddy." Donkey said as they made their way down the path.
"Alright so walk me through how to talk to him." Shrek said.
"Well first you want to try and sound like you're interested in what he does." Daring said.
"Especially when you don't." Roxas adds.
"And what do I do if he asks me something?" Shrek asks.
"We try to make parts of your life sound interesting." Daring said.
"Nothing about the swamp is interesting." Donkey said.
"And we need to make sure you do not talk at all." Hopper said.
Making their way through a patch of tall trees they heard a purring noise.
"Really Kitty? I know that's your name and it was a tender moment back there but the purring? Or is it Rin's cat?" Shrek smirks.
"That's not me. I'm not purring." Kitty said.
"It's not Kuro either." Rin said as his cat shook his head.
"But if it's not either of you then who was it?" Donkey asks when an orange cat wielding a rapier and wearing a black hat and books landed in front of them.
"Ha! Fear me if you dare!" He hissed.
"Hey look a little cat." Shrek smiles.
"Back up Shrek! He's armed!" Donkey panics.
"It's a cat, Donkey. Come here little kitty, kitty come on." Shrek said.
However that was Shrek's mistake.
Ditching his cape, the cat leaps in and attacks Shrek digging his sharp claws into him.
"AAAGH! Get him off me! Get it off!" Shrek yells.
Turning into a Beast, Daring tries to wrestle him off but the cat leaps off and attacks him.
"Ow! Ow! Not the face!" Daring yells.
"Hold still!" Aiming his tongue gun, Hopper fires but the cat leaps off making it hit Daring instead. "Oops sorry man."
"Pray for mercy from…" Reclaiming his stuff he slashes a P on a tree trunk. "Puss in Boots."
Going on the attack, Puss swings his sword but at the last second Kitty takes out her Digivice and summoned Meicoomon.
"What is this?" Puss gasps as Kitty pushes back.
"Guys give me cover!" Kitty said taking out her tonfas.
Taking out their Digivices. Kairi, Ashlynn, Daring and Farrah summoned their Digimon to help.
As Puss leaps up into the trees, Hawkmon flies up after him.
"Feather Strike!" Hurling feathers at him, Puss slashes them away.
At the base of the tree, Floramon hurls her vines up at the branches allowing her to climb up with.
As Puss lands on a long branch, Roxas aims his keyblade at him.
"Aeroga!" Roxas yells as a powerful blast of winds launch Puss higher up into the tree.
"Slow!" As Puss was about to counter Farrah blasted him with her magic making move at a snail's pace.
"Got ya!" Using this chance Kitty nails Puss knocking him against the tree trunk.
"You are a very sneaky adversary. It is a shame your skills are wasted." Puss said as the spell wore off.
"Funny I was about to say the same thing about you." Kitty said clashing weapons with him.
"I can't get a clear shot." Hopper said.
"They're too close. We might hit Kitty." Ashlynn said.
Scaling the tree, Meicoomon drops down on the other side.
"X-Slash!" Meicoomon swings her claws at Puss who narrowly blocks it.
Jumping up she delivers a kick to Puss' side allowing Kitty to appear behind him.
"Surprise!" Kitty said knocking Puss to the tree across.
Recovering Puss sees Meicoomon going on the attack.
Countering Puss nails her in the chin sending her flying.
"Meicoomon!" Kitty gasps.
Suddenly vines shot out saving her.
"Come on pull!" Floramon said as she, Elecmon, Hawkmon and Kudamon pulled Meicoomon down to safety and dropped her down with the others.
"Phew." Kitty said relieved.
"Never take your eyes off the enemy." Puss said moving in.
When Kitty blocks it the resulting force makes her foot slip causing her to wobble and fall off the thin branch.
Panicking all the Digimon scramble around running catching Kitty just before she hit the ground.
"Thanks guys." Kitty said when she heard a meow.
Using her camera droids Blondie has them fly upwards firing lasers at Puss forcing him to dodge and weave.
Running to the edge, Puss dives off the branch towards Kitty.
"Poison Ivy!"
"Feather Strike!"
"Holy Shot!"
"Super Thunder Strike!"
Eyes widening the 4 attacks blast Puss making him fall to the ground.
"What was that?" Puss groans.
Looking up he noticed Kitty was gone.
"Where did she—" Before Puss could finish Kitty nails him from the side with a powerful strike sending him crashing into a tree.
"Sorry Puss but no one cat is sneakier than our Kitty." Roxas said as Kitty made a big Cheshire grin.
"Any last words furball?"
"Aha!" Puss said readying himself for the fight but for some reason, he hunched over and began gagging.
Cringing everyone watched as Puss puked up a hairball.
"Hairball." Puss chuckles.
"Oh that is nasty!" Donkey cringed.
Before Puss could recover Meicoomon slashes Puss while he was down allowing Floramon to tie him up with her vines as the others surrounded him.
"We got you now you little sneak." Meicoomon glares while Kuro hisses.
"Hey that was uncalled for." Puss glares.
"So what should we do him?" Shrek asks as they surround him.
"I would suggest something painful and cruel." Rin suggests.
"Agreed." Daring said rubbing the area where he was scratched.
"I say we take that sword and neuter him right here. Give him the Bob Barker treatment." Donkey snaps.
"I second that." Kitty said fixing herself.
"No please! I implore you to have mercy! Por favor. This was not personal. My mother is sick and my father leaves off the garbage. The king offered me a handsome amount of gold and I have a litter of brothers—" Puss begs when Roxas moves.
"Hold on a second. Fiona's dad paid you to kill us?" Roxas asks.
"The rich king? Si." Puss said and the Digimon immediately dropped him.
"Well so much for dad's royal blessing." Shrek said.
"And I thought me and Apple's mom had it bad." Roxas mutters.
"Yeah even she never went as far as to have you killed." Farrah cringed.
"Oh don't feel bad Shrek. Almost everyone you meet wants to kill you." Donkey said.
"Gee thanks." Shrek said sitting down on some rocks.
"Well if it makes you feel better Shrek we don't hate you." Ashlynn said.
"Thanks but maybe Fiona would have been better off if I was some kind of Prince Charming." Shrek sighs.
"Si, that's what the king said." Puss points out and everyone immediately glares at him.
"Not helping." Ginger said.
"Sorry I thought that question was directed at me." Puss said.
"What am I going to do? How can I face Fiona now?" Shrek asks.
"Oh come on Shrek. Fiona knows you'd do anything for her." Donkey said.
"Seriously. I mean you reached out to us and begged us to come with you in order to get on her dad's good side. If that's not love I don't know what is." Kairi said.
"Is what she said last night still on your mind?" Blondie asks.
"Look she's done so much for me. And it's not like I wouldn't change if I could. I just wish I knew how to make her happy." Shrek said when Farrah gasps.
"I know how you can help her." Farrah realized.
"You do?" Shrek asks as Farrah waves her wand and out of Shrek's pocket the Fairy Godmother's business card appeared.
"Happiness. Just a teardrop away." Shrek smiles.
"Farrah you're a genius." Roxas smiles making her blush.
"I need tears." Shrek immediately turns to Donkey. "Donkey think of the saddest thing that has ever happened to you."
"Oh where do I even begin? First there was the time that farmer tried to sell me for some magic beams. I never got over that. Then this old fool and his friends tried to pin the tail on me. Then they all got drunk and started beating me with sticks going pinata! Pinata! What is a pinata anyway?" Donkey asks making Rin burst into laughter.
"Rin its not funny!" Ginger said.
"Yes it is." Rin said.
"Rin I don't need laughter. I need tears. I need someone to cry." Shrek said. "Come on you're teenagers. You got to have problems."
"Gee thanks Shrek." They all deadpan.
"But to answer your question. We have tons. Roxas think about one of yours." Daring said.
"How do I even narrow it down?" Roxas said hating everyone single one before turning to Kairi. "What about you? Got any sad memories?"
"Maleficent forces my friends to fight each other. Losing my home." Kairi said hanging her head.
"The time I felt I had to dump Hunter." Ashlynn said.
"Me being pressured by my mom." Kitty frowns.
"Everyone refusing to eat my treats and calling me a witch." Ginger sniffles but couldn't get any.
"We're close. Come on anything. Getting dumped, humiliation, anything sad that's happened. Picture all of it." Shrek begs.
"Never getting to go to the ball with my own prince." Farrah pouts.
"Losing my old man." Rin frowns.
"Losing my chance with Briar." Hopper chokes while Blondie sniffles at a painful memory.
"Losing my destiny as Apple's prince." Daring struggles.
"Come on. Is that it?" Shrek asks as everyone was on the verge.
"We're trying okay! This is not easy and very personal!" Donkey said when Puss slams down on his foot making him cringe in agony. "You evil little." As a teardrop came down his eye, Shrek had it touch the card.
"We got it." Shrek said and immediately all the FAFs struggled to pull themselves together.
"So much sadness." Brooke said.
"Just show how truly strong these children are." The female narrator said.
As the FAFs tried to pull themselves together their Digimon and Kuro walked over to comfort them.
"There, there Roxas. It's okay." Gabumon said holding his hand.
From the card, a bubble appeared and inside it was Fairy Godmother.
"What? Is it on?" She said revealing this was like a voicemail.
Sniffling all of them wiped their faces to see the message.
"Hello, I'm Fairy Godmother. I am currently away or with a client, but if you stop by my office. We'll gladly make an appointment. Have a Happy Ever After." She said as the card exploded into glitter.
"Hmm who's up for a little quest?" Shrek asks.
"We're in, but please. Don't make us cry anymore." Farrah said.
"Deal. What about you Donkey?" Shrek asks.
"Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about. Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure." Donkey smiles.
"This just in viewers. Blondie Lockes here as we are going on a quest to help Shrek win back his princess and find a happily ever after. The first Ogre story to ever get one. So stay tuned and keep watching." Blondie said as they were about to head out.
"Stop! Ogre, warriors. I have misjudged you." Puss said taking off his hat in apology.
"Join the club we've got jackets." Shrek said.
"Believe it or not you're not the first to say that." Roxas said.
"On my honor. I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared mine." Puss said bowing.
"I'm sorry the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken." Donkey said.
As they all turned to him, Puss tucked his hat under his chin and made the cutest face with big cute adorable eyes.
"Awww." All the girls smiled.
"He's so cute." Blondie said taking a picture of this.
"Well…" Shrek smiles walking over.
"Shrek!" Donkey said.
"Oh come on Donkey. Look at him. With his wittle hat and boots. How many cats can wear boots? Honestly." Shrek said.
"I say we keep him. We could use a little more help." Roxas said.
"You guys are that willing to let a new member join up just like that?" Rin asks.
"That's what we did with you." Daring said.
"Touche." Rin said.
"Come on little fella. You're coming with us." Ashlynn said picking him up.
"You were a very formidable opponent. Very sneaky." Puss said looking at Kitty.
"It's my specialty." Kitty smiles proudly.
"Your name what is it?" Puss asks.
"Kitty Cheshire." Kitty said.
"Well Kitty, I tip my hat to you." Puss smiles tipping his hat to her.
"Fiona must be waking up soon. I hope she's not too mad at me." Shrek said.
"Shrek I can say this right now. After seeing all you're doing for Fiona, she's lucky to have you." Hopper said.
"You think so?" Shrek asks.
"Oh yeah. You're alright. Right guys?" Hopper asks.
"Are you kidding? I wish I had someone who would do half the things you're doing for Fiona." Farrah admits.
"You're the coolest ogre we've ever met." Daring said.
"Thanks guys. Come on. We got to meet the Fairy Godmother." Shrek said as they walked off.
Looking over, Roxas walks up alongside Farrah.
"Hey Farrah you guys think that Fiona could be a Princess of the Heart?" Roxas whispers.
"Maybe, with the way Shrek describes her. It's possible." Farrah whispers.
"Well let's hope no one else considered that just yet." Roxas said.
"Speaking from experience, it's not gonna end well if she is." Kairi said.
A few hours later, as Donkey watched Shrek and Puss getting all chummy and the FAFs talking he was starting to feel like a third wheel.
Nearing a clearing they stop in their tracks to see a small cottage in front of a giant factory releasing different colored smoke into the atmosphere.
"Who puts a sweatshop in the middle of the forest?" Rin asks.
"Oh no, that's the old Keepler place. Back away slowly everyone." Donkey warns.
"That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage. She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom." Puss corrects.
"Since when did Happily Ever Afters turn into a business?" Farrah asks.
"I don't know if I like this." Ashlynn said staring at all the pollution.
"Relax Ashlynn we're just gonna pop in for a spell." Shrek jokes making Hopper, Puss and Daring laugh.
Entering inside they see a man at the front desk with a speaker next to him.
"Hi, we're here to see—"
"The Fairy Godmother. I'm sorry she's not in." He interrupts.
"Jerome. Coffee and a Monte Crisco now." Her voice echoes through the speaker.
"Yes Fairy Godmother right away." Jerome replies before turning to them. "Look she's not seeing any clinets today."
"That's okay we're from the union." Shrek said.
"The Union?" Blondie asks.
"Yes, we represent the Workers in the Magicial Industries, both evil and benign." Shrek said.
"Hmm a little on the youngside to be in a Union." Jerome said looking at the FAFs.
"Oh that's because our last job was big into child labor." Rin said quickly.
"Oh yeah horrible place." Ginger said.
"We had that place shut down." Kitty nods.
"Tell me, do ever feel degraded or oppressed? Like you're not appreciated?" Roxas asks.
"Hmm a little." Jerome admits slowly pushing the speaker away. "We don't even have dental."
"Seriously?" Farrah and Ashlynn said hating this more and more.
"Alright we're just gonna have a look around. Hey I think it would be best if the Fairy Godmother didn't know we were here. You know what I'm saying? Huh?" Shrek asks.
"Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Donkey asks.
"Stop it." Hopper said as they made their way back.
"Of course." Jerome said as they entered the back.
"Quick thinking Shrek." Roxas said.
"Yeah we're gonna need to remember that one." Blondie said.
Looking around Rin walks to the rail and looks down.
"Uh guys. I know I'm new to this whole Fairy Tale stuff but this does not look right." Rin said getting their attention.
Walking to the edge they see multiple men in hazmat suits mixing various potions and some were even testing the potions on animals.
"Oh my fairy godmother." Ashlynn said horrified.
"Oh man this is freaky. Like super freaky." Donkey said.
Roxas was about to say something when he feels a hand grab his.
Turning around Roxas saw Farrah with a terrified look on her face.
"Come on guys let's find the Fairy Godmother." Roxas said.
Making their way down the hall, they saw flashes of light coming from one room.
Looking inside they saw the Fairy Godmother throwing things into a giant cauldron.
"A drop of desire. A pinch of passion. And just a hint of lust." She grins taking out a big bottle and dumping the contents in making the entire potion turn red.
"How is that a hint?" Kitty asks appearing beside her startling the Fairy Godmother.
"Hi there." Shrek waves. "Sorry to barge in like this."
"What in Grimm's name are you all doing here?" Fairy Godmother asks flying out and closing the curtain behind her.
"Well first off what is with this factory? Everywhere I look is a health hazard." Ashlynn said.
"Sweetie, you think the magic business is clean? This is how I make the Happily Ever Afters happen." Fairy Godmother said.
"And what are you doing with all the waste materials. You better not be dumping it anywhere in this forest?" Ashlynn asks.
"Sweetie I'm a business woman not a monster." She brushes off.
"Not much of a difference really." Hopper whispers.
"I make sure all my factory's waste is disposed of properly. Now, why are you all here?" Fairy Godmother asks.
"Well Fiona's not exactly…happy." Shrek admits.
"Oh really. And there's some question as to why that is?" Fairy Godmother said in a sarcastic tone.
"I am really hating this lady right now." Brooke said.
"Same." Roxas and Kitty mutter in agreement.
"What are you getting at lady?" Daring asks.
"Let's have a look shall we?" Flying into her office, we see a big stack of books. "Ahh P. P. P. Princess Cinderella. Lived happily ever after. Oh no ogres." Throwing the book down it landed in front of them. "Snow White. Handsome prince. Oh no ogres. Sleeping Beauty. No ogres!"
Throwing every fairy tale down in front of them the stack got bigger and so did the Fairy Godmother's attitude.
"You see. Ogres don't live Happily Ever After." Fairy Godmother said.
Not being able to hold it in anymore Farrah let go of Roxas' hand. "Well why not?" She calls out getting her attention. "You're the Fairy Godmother. You can give anyone a Happily Ever After with a flick of your wand. This guy swallowed his pride and came here for help and you're saying he doesn't deserve your help?"
"Who are you to judge me on who I help or not? You think you could do this job better?" Fairy Godmother glares.
"She's done plenty of amazing things. And unlike you she doesn't need a reason to help people. She does it because unlike you she's a nice person." Roxas defends.
"Frankly I think you need to take a long hard look at yourself." Ashlynn points.
"Don't you point your little fingers at me you little brats." Fariy Godmother snaps.
As Shrek was about to move in one of the workers came in with a tray.
"Coffee and Monte Cristo. Oh?" He said noticing them. "Is this a bad time?"
"No. In fact we were all just leaving." Shrek said. "So sorry to waste your time Ms. Godmother."
"Just go." She said gesturing to the door. 'Rafhrax was right about that one. All of them need to be taken care of.'
Making their way down the hall Shrek and the FAFs were approaching a closet.
"We're not leaving yet are we?" Kairi assumes.
"No way in hell kids. If she won't help us we'll help ourselves." Shrek said.
"We're in." They all said.
Walking into the closet they waited for a few workers to come by.
Turning into a Beast Daring grabs them and yanks them into the room.
As the sounds of punches echoed all of them came out in suits. Well except for Shrek who could only wear it like a helmet over his face.
Slowly making their way to the back room, they gasp seeing something on a pedestal in the middle of the potions room.
It was a white Digiegg with wings on the side and the crest of love engraved on it.
"What kind of freaky bird laid that thing?" Shrek asks as they took off the suits.
"It's a DigiEgg." Roxas smiles.
"And just like that the Fairy Godmother just gets more and more suspicious." Blondie said.
"Wait, weren't a few of these on your blog videos?" Rin recalls.
"Right you are Rin. DigiEggs and hopefully one of us can pull it." Blondie said.
Popping his head out Kuro looks at it interested.
"Sorry Kuro it's for Digimon only." Ashlynn said making the cat grumble.
"Alright I can take a hint." Rin opens the tray Shrek was pushing revealing Donkey and Puss were crammed inside it.
"Hey get your fancy footwear out of my face. And what have you stepped in?" Donkey asks.
"Well you're hardly a pile of roses yourself." Puss said as Rin yanks them out.
"Alright while they're doing their thing we need to find a potion." Shrek turns to the FAFs. "Hey once you guys finish come give us some extra sets of eyes."
"You got it Shrek." Kitty said stepping up first to lift. "Come on."
Growling she tried to lift it but to no luck.
"Alright I better start looking." Kitty said climbing up the shelves.
"Hey Puss can you go help Kitty check the top shelves?" Shrek asks.
"Of course Senior in one of my nine lives I was a world famous cat burgular." Puss said taking off his hat.
"What do I do?" Donkey asks.
"You shut up and keep watch." Rin gestures to the door.
"Oh I'll keep watch alright." Donkey mumbles nudging the door open and peeking through it.
Grabbing the DigiEgg, Daring pulls with all his might but got nothing.
"Man. I hate how exclusive these things are." Daring said going to help Kitty, Rin and Hopper.
"Why don't you try Kairi? You're the only in this group who's managed to pull one before." Ashlynn suggests.
"I guess it's worth a try." Kairi walks up to the egg and pulls it managing to lift it up.
"Man. Am I ever gonna evolve my Digimon?" Kitty groans jealous.
As it went into her Digivice, Kairi couldn't help but wonder what it would turn Hawkmon into.
"Alright we got that taken care of. Let's try and find a potion to help Shrek." Rin said as they all searched the shelves.
"Do you guys see anything?" Shrek asks.
"Uh I see Toad Stool Softener." Rin read.
"Oh yeah I'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems." Donkey said.
Grabbing the bottle Rin was about to throw it at his head but Ashlynn stops him.
"Whoa there Rin we don't need to cause a scene." Ashlynn said.
Mumbling he puts it back.
"How about Elfa Seltzer?" Daring asks.
"Uh uh." Shrek said.
"Hex Lax?" Puss calls out.
"Try handsome." Shrek calls out.
"I'm not seeing anything like that over here." Roxas said turning to Farrah. "Farrah you see anything handsome?"
"What?" Farrah fumbles with a blush on her face. "Oh uh well I mean I think you're pretty…oh wait you meant the Potions?"
"Yeah what did you think I meant?" Roxas asks.
"Nothing uh sorry. No handsome potions here." Farrah adjusts herself.
Turning into a Frog, Hopper hopped along the upper shelves alongside Puss when he notices some in a glass case.
"My feline companion I think I have found something." Frog Hopper said as Puss climbs over.
"Hey how about Happily Ever After?" Puss calls out.
"What's it say?" Blondie asks as the others walked over.
"It says, Beauty Divine." Puss read.
"You know in some cultures donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures. Especially us talking ones." Donkey turns around leaving the door wide open.
"Donkey!" Ginger yells making him gasp.
Turning around they saw some employees had spotted them.
"Well clearly you're not wise in the slightest you stupid chatterbox." Rin snaps.
"That'll have to do guys we got company." Shrek said.
Using his claws, Puss cuts open a hole for him to grab the potion but the bottle was too wide.
Grabbing him from behind Frog Hopper pulls with all his might resulting in the case breaking and the potion to slip out of Puss' hand.
Leaping out Donkey caught the potion in his mouth.
"Nice catch Donkey." Shrek smiles.
"Finally, a good use for that mouth of yours." Daring said catching Frog Hopper and Puss when suddenly the alarm went off.
"Uh oh." Blondie said when the door began to close.
(Play Ever Fallen in Love by Pete Yorn)
"Come on!" Roxas yells as they scrambled through the door before it closed.
Pausing Puss saw his hat on the other side and grabbed it before it closed.
Sprinting to the door, they saw multiple workers with crossbows take positions.
"Run!" Blondie yells as they all ran in different directions to avoid fire.
Quickly disappearing Kitty narrowly avoiding being attacked by arrows.
Reappearing on the upper level, she looked around frantically for ways to help.
Summoning their keyblades, Ashlynn, Roxas and Kairi deflected the arrows coming at them.
"Halbird!" Kairi yells summoning the flying dream eater.
Swooping in Halbird grabs Kairi and Ashlynn flying them over to join Kitty.
Summoning his glider, Roxas jumps on it to avoid the arrows.
"Alright good thing it's past noon." Waving her wand, Farrah blasts the ground under the shooters causing them to spin around and around like they were on a giant record.
Dropping in Roxas held out a hand and she quickly jumps on.
"Alright you guys want to go?! Let's go!" Drawing his sword, Rin erupted in flames becoming the demon form as he slashes his way through the guards.
"Rin this way!" Ginger yells as she ran to the wall.
Grabbing her, the two leaped up to the second floor.
Aiming her camera droids, Blondie fires them making the guards stagger.
Turning into his lizardman form, Daring was able to deflect most arrows fired at him as he grabbed Blondie and Frog Hopper.
Joining Shrek who was holding Donkey and Puss they ran behind the giant cauldron of potion mix.
"Give me a hand with this!" Daring said as both used their enormous strength to tilt it upwards.
"Everyone get to high ground!" Kitty yells as the FAFs spotted what Shrek was doing.
Running to the ladders, they all scrambled up to the second floor while the animals ended up turning into humans all the workers ended up turning into pigeons while Shrek, Donkey and Puss slid to them on a cable.
Spitting out the potion, Frog Hopper quickly caught it before they all made their escape.
(Song End)
After they were long gone, the Fairy Godmother came out to see her factory a wreck.
"Look I don't care whose fault this is just get it cleaned up!" She orders.
"Yes Fairy Godmother!" Multiple pigeons said flying out.
"And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate!" Fairy Godmother orders when the door opens revealing Prince Charming.
"Mommy!" He calls out.
"Sweetie." She smiles flying towards him. "Now is not the best time, mommy's working."
"What happened here?" Charming asks looking around.
"The ogre and his band of brats happened." Fairy Godmother growls.
"What? Where are they?" Charming asks drawing his sword. "I will cleave his head from his shoulders! I will smite him where he stands! He will rue the day he stole my kingdom from me!" He threatens when a pidgeon poops on his shoulder.
"Geez talk about melodramatic. He sounds like one of those lousy dinner theater actors." Brooke insults.
"I hope for Daring's sake he doesn't run into him anytime soon." The female narrator said.
"Oh put it away junior. You're still going to be king. We just have to be smart about this." Fairy Godmother said when a pigeon flew in.
"Uh madam. Everything is accounted for, except for one potion." He said holding a clipboard.
"Let me see." She said taking it. "Ooh, I believe we can make this work to our advantage."
In the woods, on the way back to Far Far Away, Shrek was looking at the Potion they took.
"Happily Ever After Maximum strength. For you and your true love. If one of you drinks this you both will be fine. Happiness, comfort and beauty divine." Shrek read aloud.
"You both will be fine?" Donkey asks.
"I guess that means if Shrek drinks it'll work on Fiona too." Blondie assumes.
"Good enough for me." Shrek said pulling the cork out.
"Whoa Shrek are you sure about this? I mean really sure?" Hopper asks.
"It says Beauty Divine. How bad could it be?" Shrek sniffs it and some sparkles from the potion caused him to sneeze some of it onto a mushroom.
"Eeww." The girls cringed a little.
"I think you're allergic to that stuff." Rin said.
"But uh just in case something goes wrong. Allow me to take the first sip. It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for all of you." Puss bows.
"Wow that's pretty brave of you Puss." Kitty said impressed.
"Maybe one of us should take it. Anyone got an elixir handy in case something goes wrong?" Roxas asks.
"I'd take it but if what the potion says it would be quite difficult to improve all this." Daring said gesturing to himself.
"Hold up! If anyone is gonna be the test animal it's gonna be me. That's the best friend's job! Now give me that bottle!" Grabbing the potion, Donkey gulps some down.
"How do you feel?" Kairi asks.
"I don't feel any different. I look different?" Donkey asks.
"Nope still the same annoying pain in the ass to me." Rin said.
"Agreed." Puss said as the two high-fived.
"Maybe it doesn't work on Donkeys. Well here's to us Fiona." Shrek said about to drink it.
"Shrek if you do this there's no guarantee it can be undone." Roxas warns.
"I know." Shrek said.
"No more wallowing in the mud." Donkey points out.
"I know." Shrek said.
"But don't you love being an ogre?" Farrah asks.
"Of course I do! But I love Fiona even more." Shrek admits surprising her.
He was willing to do some much for Fiona because he loved her and yet she couldn't even admit her feelings to Roxas.
Taking the potion, Shrek gulps it down.
Pausing all of them waited for something to happen when they heard his stomach begin to grumble.
Bracing themselves they waited for something big to happen when Shrek suddenly let out a loud fart.
"Oh man! Really?" Hopper cringed.
"That was disgusting." Ashlynn cringed as Kuro collapsed to the ground from the smell.
"Kuro!" Ginger gasps picking him up.
"Maybe we just grabbed a dud potion." Blondie said suing her mirrorpad like a fan.
"Or maybe Fiona and I weren't meant to be." Shrek frowns.
Suddenly dark clouds filled the sky and thunder echoed.
"Hey wasn't it sunny a second ago?" Kairi asks.
"Oh no. I got a bad feeling about this! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!" Donkey screams as the rain came down on them. "Oh no! It's happening! I'm melting!"
"It's just the rain." Ginger said.
"Oh." Donkey said.
"Come on, if we hurry we can find shelter before it gets worse." Roxas said.
"Yes let's hurry my hair is getting soaked." Daring said as they ran off.
Little did they know the mushroom that Shrek had sneezed potion on began to glow before transforming into a beautiful red rose.
Making their way through the rain as quickly as possible they noticed an old barn down the road.
Opening the door they headed inside to dry off.
Looking around Shrek noticed a window and, in the distance, he saw the castle on the other side of the forest.
"This is not how I hoped today would go." Shrek sighs.
"Oh Shrek things only seem bad because it's dark, rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you." Donkey said trying to make him feel better.
"Donkey." Kitty calls out.
"Yeah?" Donkey asks.
"Shut up right now." Kitty glares while Puss hisses at him.
"Trust me, it'll be better in the morning. The sun will come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom…" Donkey sang before yawning and wobbling around.
"Bet my bottom?" Shrek asks.
"I'm coming Elizabeth!" Donkey calls out before collapsing.
"Well it finally happened. He went insane." Daring said.
"Hey guys, let's shave him." Puss snickers.
"Donkey." Shrek groans before also collapsing to the ground.
"Shrek!" Hopper gasps as they ran to them.
"Are they okay?" Blondie asks as Ashlynn examined them.
"They're just tired. Maybe we should just leave them to rest." Ashlynn said.
"Yeah. I think we all could use some rest." Roxas said as they all went to separate areas of the barn to rest.
Laying down in some hay, Rin let Kuro sleep nearby.
"Hey you doing alright?" Ginger asks sitting next to him.
"I can't believe you guys have been doing this for so long." Rin said.
"Well if it makes you feel better besides wanting to attack Donkey a few times you've done pretty good so far." Ginger said.
"Thanks Ginger, I gotta admit. I kinda like being a part of a team. Trying to help people. It feels…good. Thanks for giving me this chance." Rin smiles.
"Anytime." Ginger said before shivering.
"Here hand me my sword." Rin said.
"What? But won't you burn this whole barn down?" Ginger asks worried.
"Relax. Not if I do it like this." Opening it a little a few flames surrounded Rin as he touched Ginger, but instead of being burnt she felt this warm feeling course through her body.
"Wow…this feels really nice." Ginger blushes softly before resting her head on his shoulder.
As Hopper, Daring, Ashlynn, Blondie, Kairi and Kitty began to doze off, Roxas spots Farrah looking in the direction where the Fairy Godmother's cottage was.
"Hey you should get some rest too." Roxas said.
"Yeah uh give me a minute." Farrah said.
"Let me guess still thinking about the Fairy Godmother?" Roxas assumes.
"I just can't believe that a woman is a version of my mom. She's horrible. I wanted to be a fairy my whole life, help people find their happily ever afters. Make sure they could find happiness, but when I saw what she was doing I got sick to my stomach. Roxas if I become a Fairy Godmother am I gonna have to make ruthless choices like her?" Farrah asks.
"Oh forgot lady. The only Happily Ever Afters she cares about are the ones she makes. Farrah you are 10 times the fairy she could ever be. You're kind, you're caring, you always think about others and even put your needs aside to help those who need it more. You're a great fairy Farrah. Don't forget that." Roxas smiles.
As a tear rained down her eyes, Farrah pulled Roxas into a big hug surprising him.
"Thank you. Thank you Roxas." Farrah sniffles hugging him close.
"Anytime Farrah." Roxas said.
Laying down both fell asleep alongside everyone but Farrah still hadn't let go of him.
Back at the castle, Lillian and Harold were sitting in a room by the fire when Fiona walks in.
"There you are. We missed you at dinner." Harold said.
"Is everything alright?" Lillian asks.
"Dad, I've been thinking about what you said to me this morning about doing what's best for me and I'm going to set things right." Fiona said.
"Ah. Excellent. That's my girl." Harold smiles.
"It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. I'm gonna go out and find him and my friends. And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong." Fiona said walking out and grabbing a suitcase.
"Fiona please!" Lillian said as she and Harold ran after her.
"You can't go out there! Not in these conditions!" Harold said.
As Fiona opens the door and sees the pouring rain she suddenly collapses to the ground much to her parent's shock.
At the barn while all the FAFs were sound asleep a bright light engulfed Shrek and Donkey.
At the castle once Fiona's parents brought her to her room and left the same light began to envelope her.
"Well it looks like that potion wasn't a dud after all." The male narrator said.
"The only question is what's going to happen to them?" The female narrator asks.
The next morning, Shrek slowly opened his eyes to see a woman laying next to him.
"Morning sleepyhead." She smiles startling him.
"Whoa!" Sitting up he sees two other women in the barn.
"Morning." One said.
"We love your kitty." The third said hugging Puss.
"Wait where is everyone?" Shrek asks looking around.
"Oh you mean those children?" The first one said. "They told us everything."
"You're so brave to look after all of them." The second said.
"Shrek." Turning around he saw the FAFs walking in.
"Roxas what happened and why does my head hurt?" Shrek asks.
"Uh Shrek you might want to brace yourself for this." Hopper said as Blondie took out her mirrorpad and took a picture.
"What do you mean?" Shrek asks as Blondie held out her mirrorpad to reveal a handsome man with brown hair. "Wow who's this guy?"
"Uh Shrek that's you." Ashlynn said.
"What?!" Shrek gasps feeling his body revealing he was human now. "Cute button nose, thick wavy locks, thick faut buttocks?"
"Oh believe me, we were surprised to." Rin said.
"He's almost Charming level handsome." Ginger said.
"Well I wouldn't go that far." Daring mutters.
"I'm-I'm…"
"Gorgeous." One said.
"I'll say." The second girl said walking up to him.
"What's your name?"
"Shrek."
"Shrek? Are you from Europe?" She asks.
"You look tense. You want a shoulder rub?"
"Uh have you ladies seen my donkey?" Shrek asks.
"Who you calling a donkey?" Donkey calls out from the front.
"Oh yeah there's also that." Kairi said.
"Huh?" Shrek asks confused.
Stepping out of the way they saw Donkey was now a dashing white stallion.
"Donkey? You're a—"
"A stallion baby!" Donkey declares. "That's some quality potion stuff. What's in it?"
"Oh sure Mr. Don't touch the Potion." Hopper mocks as Puss picks it up.
"Is it me or is he even more annoying?" Rin asks.
"Warning side effects may include: itching, burning, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders." Puss read aloud.
"I'm trotting! Trotting in place! Yeah!" Donkey said trotting before noticing everyone looking at him with worried looks. "What?"
"Senor, it says here that to make the effects of this potion permanent the drinker must obtain true loves kiss by midnight." Puss read.
"Midnight? Why is it always midnight?" Shrek asks.
"It's a Fairy thing." Ashlynn shrugs.
"Oh pick me! I'll be your true love!" The ladies said swarming him.
"Ladies please. I'm sorry but I already have a true love." Shrek said disappointing them.
"Well Shrek I can definitely say Fiona is in for a big surprise." Hopper said.
"You are a lot easier on the eyes." Donkey said. "But I know inside you'll still be the same old mean, salty, foul, angry ogre you've always been."
"And you're still the same annoying donkey." Shrek counters.
"You ready to do this Shrek?" Kairi asks.
"I guess so. Look out princess. Here comes the new me." Shrek declares when his pants dropped revealing his ogre clothes were too big for him.
"Uh first things first. We need to get you out of those clothes." Donkey said making the 3 ladies gasp interested.
"Oh get lost your fangirls." Rin said.
"How are we gonna Shrek new clothes so fast? There aren't exactly any clothing stores nearby." Kitty asks.
"And none of you boys are around his size." Blondie said.
"We could rob someone's clothes?" Shrek suggests.
"Absolutely not." Ginger said.
"SO what do we do?" Puss asks as Roxas sighs.
"Well seeing as how we're pressed for time. Whisp!" Roxas calls out and his genie appeared.
"You called Master?" Whisp said startling Donkey.
"Aaah! Witch!" Donkey panics.
"Relax Donkey she's with me. Whisp I wish Shrek had a new pair of human clothes that fit him." Roxas said.
"As you wish." Whisp said granting his wish and Shrek's outfit changed to give him a very dashing look.
"Oh mama. Way to go witch lady." Donkey said.
"So who's ready to go woo a princess?" Roxas asks.
Soon they arrived back in Far Far Away, while Shrek, Puss and Hopper rode on Donkey's back we had Roxas, Farrah, Daring and Blondie on Garurmon and Rin, Ginger, Ashlynn, Kitty and Kairi were riding on an enlarged Kuro.
Making their way into town Shrek was enjoying the fact that people were nice to him and not pointing pitchforks and torches at him.
Arriving back at the castle, they see two knights at the front.
"Please inform Princess Fiona that her husband Sir Shrek is here." Ashlynn informs.
"Ooh I can't wait to get this online." Blondie said with her mirrorpad at the ready.
Upstairs in Fiona's room, we see her walk to the mirror to wash her face but when she pulls the towel down we see that she was no longer an ogre but a beautiful woman with red hair.
Seeing her old human form Fiona let out a scream of shock and surprise which they all heard floors below.
"Fiona?!" Shrek calls out getting her attention.
"Shrek?" Fiona said surprised.
As they both ran out while Shrek ran up to her room, Fiona was already on a lower level running to the door.
When Shrek enters the room a blast of dark magic hits the door behind leaving him trapped.
"Hello handsome." Fairy Godmother said revealing herself.
At the front door Fiona ran out to see them.
"You're alright." Fiona smiles.
"Fiona?" They all said surprised.
"Princess." Donkey said surprising her.
"Donkey? What happened to you?" Fiona asks surprised.
"So the potion did work on you." Ashlynn realized.
"What potion?" Fiona asks.
"Long story but Shrek and I took this magic potion and now we're sexy!" Donkey declares.
"Shrek?" Fiona pauses looking to Puss who was on Donkey's back.
"For you baby, I could be." Puss said.
"Yeah you wish." Kitty said.
"Where is he?" Fiona asks.
"He just went inside looking for you." Kairi points.
"Wow Fiona. I gotta say I wasn't expecting this." Hopper said walking up to her.
As the two looked at each other the FAFs paused. There was actually quite a strong resemblance between Hopper and Fiona. Same red hair, same freckles under the cheeks.
"Thank you Hopper but if you don't mind I need to go find my husband." Fiona said running back in.
Running back inside, Fiona looks around for any sign of Shrek.
"Fiona!" A voice calls out.
Looking to a balcony Fiona saw Prince Charming waiting for her.
"Shrek?" Fiona said surprised.
"Aye Fiona it is me." Charming smiles.
"What happened to your voice?" Fiona asks.
"Uh the potion changed a few things, but it didn't change my love for you." Charming said taking her hand.
"No. Fairy Godmother is trying to pass off Charming as Shrek." Brooke gasps.
"And using the potion to get away with it." Her parents gasp.
"Fiona." Lillian said as she and Harold ran in.
"Charming?" Harold said surprised making him laugh.
"Oh do you think so dad? I was so hoping you would approve." Charming glares telling him to play along.
"Who is this?" Lillian asks.
"Why mom it's me, Shrek. I know you don't get a second chance at a first impression, but what do you think?" Charming asks pulling Fiona close.
Across from them, Shrek was watching all this from the balcony.
"Fiona! Fiona!" Shrek yells hoping to get their attention.
"Oh shoot I don't think they can hear us pigeon." Fairy Godmother mocks.
Looking out the window, Shrek saw Fiona's parents walking over to the supposed couple.
"Don't you think you've messed her life up enough?" Fairy Godmother asks.
"I just wanted her to be happy." Shrek frowns.
"And now she can be. Oh sweetheart, she's finally found the prince of her dreams." Fairy Godmother said.
"But look at me. Look at what I've done for her." Shrek gestures.
"It's time you stopped living in a fairy tale, Shrek. She's a princess and you're an ogre. That's something no amount of potion is ever gonna change." Fairy Godmother said hitting Shrek right into the heartstrings.
"But…I love her." Shrek admits.
"If you really love her you'll let her go." Fairy Godmother said.
Soon Shrek was walking out of the castle with a sad look on his face.
"Hey Shrek what happened?" Roxas asks but he just walked past them.
"Where are going?" Kairi asks.
"Senor?" Puss calls out.
Not sure what to do they all looked at each other with worried looks before following after.
Inside the castle, as Fiona and Charming walked away Lillian looked at Harold.
"You wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you Harold?" Lillian asks but Harold didn't respond.
Nearby Fairy Godmother watched them leave with a smile on her face.
"Well told you I could get rid of them." Fairy Godmother said as Rafhrax and her cloaked ally stepped out.
"Not bad. Now everyone gets what they want." Rafharx said.
"Meanwhile seems to have a lot of strong emotions. She might be one of the ones we're looking for." The other cloaked figure said.
"With those brats out of your way this is a sure thing." Fairy Godmother smirks.
"Don't underestimate them. Those FAFs are really persistent." The cloaked one said.
Hours later, at a place called The Poison Apple, everyone was sitting at the bar while what appeared to be Captain Hook played a sad song on the piano.
"Here you go kids." An ugly woman with a mole on her face said handing them drinks.
"We're too young to drink." Ashlynn said.
"Don't worry they're Shirley Temples." She said turning around and looking at Ashlynn. "Hey you look familiar."
"Wait…are you the Ugly Stepsister?" Daring asks.
"I prefer Doris if you don't mind handsome." She winks.
"Well thank you." Ashlynn said.
"So why the long faces?" Doris asks.
"Our friend here is experiencing some…relationship troubles." Ginger said.
"This was a mistake. I never should have rescued her from that tower." Shrek sulks.
"I can't believe you're just giving up Fiona like that." Hopper said.
"She's the best thing that ever happened to you." Donkey said.
"What choice do I have? She always wanted that pretty boy Prince Charming. There were pages in her diary that kept saying Mrs. Fiona Charming over and over again." Shrek frowns in defeat.
"Come on, he can't be that good looking." Rin said.
"Are you kidding? He's gorgeous. He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels." Doris sighs.
"Wow, he sounds dreamy." Puss said.
"I wonder how his hair looks?" Daring asks interested.
"You know shockingly none of this is making me feel better. Look guys I appreciate everything you've done for me but this is for the best. Mom and dad approve, Fiona gets the Prince she always wanted, and everyone wins." Shrek sighs.
"Yeah everyone except you." Farrah said.
"Roxas you tried running from everything tell him how much it sucked." Daring said hoping it would help.
"Please no more pep talks." Shrek interrupts as the door opened behind them.
"Shrek you love Fiona." Kairi said.
"Yeah and that's why I have to let her go." Shrek said.
"Uh excuse me. Is she here?" A familiar voice asks getting their attention.
Turning around all of them saw Harold with a brown cloak over his face talking to Doris.
"She's uh in the back." Doris points as Harold made his way there.
"What's he doing here?" Kitty narrows her eyes.
"I don't know, but I'd like to find out." Roxas glares.
Entering a small room, Harold took off the hood to see Fairy Godmother and Charming waiting for him.
"You better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold." Fairy Godmother said.
"Well, I'm afraid Fiona isn't really warming up to Charming." Harold said.
"FYI, not my fault." Charming said.
"No, no of course not dear." Fairy Godmother assures.
"I mean how Charming can I be when I have to pretend I'm that dreadful ogre?" Charming asks.
Little did they know Shrek and FAFs slowly snuck around to listen in.
"No, no of course not. It's nobody's fault. It's probably just best to call this whole thing off." Harold said.
"What?" Charming and Fairy Godmother said surprised.
"I mean you can't force someone to fall in love." Harold said.
"Oh I beg to differ Harold. I do it all the time." Fairy Godmother said taking out a small red vile. "Have Fiona drink this and it will make her fall in love with the first person she kisses. And it will be Charming."
"Uhmm…no." Harold said.
"Excuse me?" Fairy Godmother said.
"No. I-I won't do it." Harold said.
Smiling Hopper thought that maybe the old man had a line after all.
"May I remind you, Harold. I gave you your Happily Ever After and I can take it away. Is that what you want? Is it?" Fairy Godmother threatens pointing her wand at him horrifying everyone.
"No." Harold said admitting defeat.
"Oh what the f—" Before Rin could yell Ginger covered his mouth so he didn't blow their cover.
"Oh she is just the worst. She's no Fairy Godmother. She's a Fairy Mob boss." Brooke said.
"Forcing people to fall in love, under the table deals, blackmail?" The male narrator lists.
"She is the worst fairy godmother I have ever seen." The female narrator said.
And needless to say the Forever After Fighters were thinking the exact same thing.
"Good boy. Now we need to get ready for the ball. I have to do Charming's hair. He's hopeless. He does so much in the front he can never get to the back. He always needs someone else to help him." She said.
"Thank you mother." Charming smiles.
"Mother?!" Donkey said alerting everyone to them.
"Uh oh mother mary. A talking horse." Shrek points.
"The Ogre!" Fairy Godmother snaps.
"Run!" Kitty yells as they made a break for it.
"Stop them! Thieves! Bandits!" Fairy Godmother yells flying out.
"Split up! They can't get all of us!" Shrek said as he, Puss and Donkey went down one path while the FAFs went down the other.
"I can't believe the Parallel version of my father is the Fairy Godmother's son." Daring said as they ran across a cliffside.
"This world has a lot of messed up things." Ashlynn said.
"And what was with his attitude? I swear was I ever like that?" Daring asks.
"You got better after we became good friends." Roxas cringed.
"You were very into your hair." Kitty said.
"Kitty not the time." Blondie said.
"Oh I disagree. I always think there should be time to put the narcissist wish granters in their place." Rafhrax calls out.
Gasping they saw the fairy nobody waiting for them at an opening.
"You again." Farrah growls.
"We should have known you people would come here." Kairi said.
"Well you seem to be good at finding things for us. You even brought me a princess." She said looking at Kairi.
"You want her you're gonna have to go through all of us!" Rin said.
"Oh we plan to." She grins taking out a black Digivice.
"She's got a Digivice!" Blondie gasps.
"Airdramon show no mercy!" Rafhrax declares summoning a large blue dragon Digimon with scary red wings.
"Wing Cutter!" Airdramon roars flapping its wings creating blades of wind knocking Kitty over the cliffside.
"Kitty!" Everyone screamed in horror.
Turning into his beast form, Daring slid across the dirt and grabbed Kitty's arm just before she fell.
"Don't let go!" Daring said.
"Why on earth would I let go?!" Kitty snaps.
Suddenly from the trees a dark arrow was fired hitting Daring making him cringe in pain.
"Daring!" Hopper gasps.
Running over he and Kairi grabbed him to stop them from falling over.
"There's one in the trees!" Rin said as more dark arrows rained in.
Drawing his sword he deflected all the arrows.
"Shut him down Ashlynn!" Blondie said.
Drawing her keyblade, Ashlynn charged towards where the arrows were coming out.
Suddenly the second Organization figure leaped out of hiding and delivered a powerful strike to Ashlynn's gut knocking her to the ground.
Raising her wand, Farrah made a barrier around herself as Rahrax fires multiple blasts.
"You really think this changes anything from our last match? You're just a foot soldier who enjoys breaking others." Farrah said.
"Well I'd rather be this than a pathetic door mat like you." Rafhrax mocks.
"I'm not a doormat." Farrah said defensively.
"Oh please. Your whole life you were destined to do whatever other people tell you to do. You don't have the guts to try and make yourself happy." Rafhrax said leaning in. "Why do you think you haven't said anything to him?"
Eyes widening Farrah was frozen in place.
"You're scared. Scared that you don't deserve the things you want and you know what? You don't! You're too scared to take the things you want but I'm not!" Rafhrax yells blasting the barrier down and knocking Farrah to the edge.
"Farrah!" Roxas gasps.
"Sorry weakling but we have bigger fish to fry!" Rafhrax said.
"Fatal Tornado!" Airdramon flapped his wings creating a powerful gust of wind.
Struggling to hold on the tornado, blows, Roxas, Farrah, Daring, Hopper and Ginger over the edge and down towards the edge with the others.
"You're gonna regret this!" Rin said erupting in flames and going on the attack.
Looking to him, the Organization member took out his Dark Digivice and appearing in front of Rin a bird Digimon dressed like a samurai with two swords blocked his attack.
"What in the?" Rin said speechless.
"Get rid of him Buraimon!" The organization member orders.
Spreading his wings, Buraimon swings his sword knocking Rin back.
Meowing Kuro grows in size and charges in.
Taking a stance, Buraimon slashes Kuro with both swords sending the giant cat smashing into Kitty and Rin sending them both tumbling back.
"Rin!" Ashlynn gasps when the Organization member fires more arrows at her forcing her to turn Romanov's Legacy into a shield form to deflect it.
As Ashlynn tried to keep her stance strong the Nobody was keeping up the attacks forcing her back.
"Hurts doesn't it? Not so fun when someone else is crushing you, huh Ashlynn?" He mocks.
"What are you talking about?" Ashlynn asks.
Reaching up, the figure pulls down his hood and everyone gasps seeing Hunter's face but with white highlights in his hair and a nobody symbol under his left cheek.
"Oh this is not good." Brooke gulps.
"Another Ever After High Nobody has been revealed." The female narrator said.
"H-Hunter?" Ashlynn said speechless.
"You wish. Because unlike that so-called huntsman I'm not some pushover you can mess around with." Terunhx said swinging his bow like a staff forcing Ashlynn to block.
"What are you talking about? I never messed with Hunter." Ashlynn said.
"Wrong. You were so ashamed about ruining your stupid royal reputation that you hated the thought of being seen in public with me. And then what happened when we told everyone? You dumped in front of everyone!" Terunhx roars kicking Ashlynn towards.
With each sentence more and more were sinking into Ashlynn about what she did.
"Frankly it's amazing that idiot is still with you because you'll just break his heart again." Terunhx mocks loading 5 arrows into his bow.
Aiming them upwards he shot them into the sky and to everyone's horror they separated into a dozens of smaller arrowheads.
"Incoming!" Kairi yells as she and Blondie pulled Ashlynn out of the way but the attacks caused the ground under them to break resulting in all of them falling over the edge and down below.
"Well that felt really good." Terunhx grins.
"We should have defeated them once and for all." Rafhrax said.
"Not yet. We need them out of the way so we can figure out if that Fiona is one of the Princesses we're looking for." Terunhx reminds.
"I know I know still I want that pathetic counterpart gone." Rafharax said.
"Our prey will come back sooner or later." Terunhx said as they made their escape.
Down below, all of the Forever After Fighters were groaning in pain.
"Curaga." Kairi said as they bright light engulfed them healing their injuries.
"Ugh what was that? I mean I thought you guys were supposed to be the best." Rin said.
"They waited until they were in a place they could pick off our big group off one by one." Kitty said.
"Yeah they got under our skin. They're really good at that." Daring groans.
"Was I really that horrible of a girlfriend to Hunter?" Ashlynn asks still thinking about it.
"Ashlynn look I remember doing that story when you and Hunter told everyone during True Hearts Day. A lot was going on, you had doubts. Everyone has some but in the end you held your head up high and confessed to him in front of everyone. Look no relationship is perfect, but I know you love Hunter and he loves you." Blondie said putting her hand on her shoulder.
Sliding her mirrorpad over, she showed Ashlynn several pictures of the two of them.
"Does that look like a horrible girlfriend to you?" Ginger asks.
Seeing their happy and loving faces, Ashlynn smiled seeing one picture of Hunter kissing her on the cheek.
"Thanks guys." Ashlynn smiled when they noticed one of Blondie's Droids had a new recording.
"Wait a second?" Blondie clicks it and the footage appeared.
"We need to find out if Fiona is one of the new Princesses of the Heart. She's definetly got a lot of the qualities but we need to be sure." Terunhx said making them gasp.
"They're going after Fiona!" Hopper said horrified.
"This is not good. We need to find Shrek and get to that ball." Kairi said when they heard footsteps above them.
"Hey you guys say you're going to help Shrek?" A small voice asks getting their attention.
"You know Shrek?" Hopper calls out.
"Oh yah. We good friends." One voice said.
"Where are they?" Kitty calls out.
"We know what happened to them. They got arrested by the Knights." Another voice said.
"They took them to jail."
"Oh no. We gotta rescue them." Kairi said.
"Hey that's what we're doing." The small voice said tossing a rope down. "Grab it, we'll pull you up."
"Thank you, thank you so much." Blondie said climbing up first but when she reached the top she was surprised to see a wolf in grandmother's clothing.
"What?" He said looking at the shocked look on her face.
"Uh are you the Big Bad Wolf?" Blondie asks.
"You know it." He said as more of them climbed up and saw that there were 3 mice with glasses and walking sticks, 3 pigs with different hats, a small wooden puppet and a gingerbread man.
"Oh my fairy godmother." Ashlynn gasps.
"Cedar, Cerise and Ramona are never gonna believe this." Hopper said.
"How many more are down there?" Pinocchio asks.
Counting they realized Roxas and Farrah were still down there.
"Hmm we're gonna need a little more to get down that far. Hey Mice hand me some more." Gingy said as the three Blind Mice tried to find the rope but were having trouble. "No your left. Your left!"
"Oh forget this!" Walking over Rin moves past the mice and grabs the rope.
"We almost had it." One mice said.
"Sure you did and I'm a ballerina." Rin mocks.
Down below, Farrah winced as Roxas was looking at her knee.
"Hey hold still you're gonna be okay." Roxas said casting the healing spell on her.
"I'm sorry Roxas. I messed up and let my Nobody get in my head." Farrah sighs.
"It happens." Roxas said.
"But she was right about one thing. I was scared to admit something." Farrah said sitting up and putting her hand on top of his. "Roxas for so long I thought it destiny to always be on the sidelines always sending people off to their Happily Ever Afters and never getting to grant my own wishes. Then when you let me join the Forever After Fighters, I began using my powers to save worlds and help people. It was like I was making my own choices on what to do with my magic. Like I was able to make my own choices."
"Well Farrah with everything you do to make people happy it's only right you deserve a little happiness. A ball, a prince, anything that makes you happy you should go for it." Roxas said.
"That's the thing. Roxas…I-I'm in love with you." Farrah declares surprising him. "I've had a huge crush on you for so long. When I'm with you I feel like I'm living my own fairy tale and you're the prince who swept me off my feet."
"Farrah I didn't know you felt that way about me." Roxas admits.
"I'm sorry. I was just so nervous and I didn't know how you would react to it." Farrah said nervously.
Slowly leaning in Roxas pecks her on the lips making her eyes widen.
"I have feelings to you too Farrah. You've been helping me through everything. In a way you've been my Fairy Godmother and so much more. And I'm very happy to have you in my life." Roxas confesses.
Sniffling touched, Farrah pulls him into another kiss.
"And there she is, girl number 12." Brooke smiles.
"Hey guys!" Looking up the rest of tehir team up above them with a rope.
"You're okay." Farrah smiles.
"Yeah, but Shrek, Donkey and Puss got arrested." Kairi said.
"What? How'd you guys find out?" Roxas asks.
"Some of their friends saw and came to break them out. We just ran into them." Blondie explains.
"Come on, we'll pull you up." Rin said.
Smiling Roxas grabs Farrah's hand and holds her close.
"Roxas?" Farrah blushes.
"We can talk more about this later. As the only REAL fairy I think it's partly your job to make sure Shrek makes it to the ball." Roxas said making her grin.
"Fair enough but until then." Farrah hugs him close and they are pulled up.
When they reach the top both gasp to see Gingy, the 3 Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, Pinocchio and the 3 Blind Mice.
"Wow so you guys are Shrek's friends?" Roxas asks.
"We know it's a lot to take to take in." Daring said.
That night, in the castle a big party was lined up for Princess Fiona and the supposed Prince Shrek and tons of Fairy Tale characters you all know were arriving.
"Look it's the Fairy Godmother!" A newswoman said as she flew.
"Hello Far Far Away! Can I get a whoop whoop?!" Fairy Godmother calls out and the crowd does what she says. "May all your dreams be happy and…oh you know the rest."
Meanwhile upstairs, Harold was making two cups of tea before taking out the love potion and pouring it in one.
Making his way up to a room, he sees Fiona looking out the window.
"Ah there you are. I thought you might like a nice cup of tea before the ball." Harold said walking in.
"I'm not going." Fiona declares.
"What? But the whole kingdom is here to celebrate your marriage." Harold said confused.
"Just one problem. That's not my husband." Fiona said gesturing to Charming who was on the red carpet posing for everyone. "I mean look at him."
"People change for the ones they love. You should have seen how much I changed for your mother." Harold said putting the tray down.
"Change? He's completely lost his mind." Fiona said.
"Why don't you come down and give this new Shrek another chance? You might like this new one." Harold suggests.
"But it's the old one I fell in love with. I'd give anything to have him back." Fiona said.
Seeing the sad look on her face, Harold knew that Shrek was the one her daughter loved more than anything. Charming may be handsome but Shrek was her prince.
Looking to the tray, Fiona was about to grab the cup with the potion in it.
"Actually sweetie that's mine." Harold said grabbing it before her. "Decaf otherwise I'll be up all night."
Taking the normal tea, Fiona took a sip of it. "Thanks dad." Fiona smiles.
Across town, in the dungeon, the sounds of Donkey's screaming echoed through the halls as he, Shrek and Puss were chained to the wall.
"You can't do this to us! What about my Miranda Rights?! You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! Nobody said I had the right to remain silent!" Donkey yells.
"Donkey you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity." Shrek informs.
"I must hold on before I too go completely mad." Puss said.
"Shrek? Donkey?" Pinocchio calls out and Puss looks up to see them.
"Hey guys." Farrah waves.
"Get us out of here." Shrek said.
Lighting a match the three Blind Mice tried to light a fuse but fell through the hole in the barge.
"Ugh." Rolling his eyes, Rin lit the fuse with his own flames. "Fire in the hole."
Bracing themselves a big hole was blasted in the bars.
Grabbing Pinocchio by his strings the others held onto him while the little puppet jumped down doing some secret agent flips but ended up tying himself up.
"Okay show off of hands. From now whenever we have to do something like this. We take the lead." Kitty suggests and instantly all the FAFs raised their hands.
"I got this." Gingy said sliding the ropes and landing on the puppet.
"Quick tell a lie." Shrek orders.
"What should I say?" Pinocchio asks.
"Anything but quick. We need that nose to grow." Daring said.
"Yeah say something crazy like you're wearing ladies underwear." Donkey jokes.
"I'm wearing ladies' underwear." Pinocchio said but nothing happened leaving everyone speechless.
"Well…this just got awkward." Ashlynn cringed.
"Good thing Cedar isn't here to see this." Ginger cringed.
"Are you?" Shrek asks.
"I most certainly am not!" Pinocchio said and instantly his nose grew.
"Well it looks you are." Roxas calls out.
"I am not!" Pinocchio said making it grow larger.
"What kind is it?" Puss asks.
"It's a thong." Gingy mocks making the FAFs cringe at that statement.
"That is wrong on so many different levels." Kitty said.
"What is wrong with you? You're a puppet. A male puppet!" Rin points out.
"It's not what you think, they're briefs!" Pinocchio lies.
"Just stop! Please!" Blondie begs as the nose grows giving Gingy enough room to free them.
"We need to stop that kiss." Shrek said as they made their way down.
"I thought you were letting Fiona go." Daring said.
"I know but I can't let them do this to her. We need to get to the castle and fast. You guys in?" Shrek asks.
"Like you even have to ask." Roxas said as they all took out their Digivices.
"But how do we even get in? The castle is guarded on all sides with a moat and everything." Puss asks.
Landing by the window, Gingy looks over.
"Well guys it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick." Gingy declares.
Pausing Shrek looks to Gingy and the castle in the background behind him.
"Shrek what are you doing?" Kairi asks.
"Do you still know the Muffin Man?" Shrek asks.
"The Muffin Man?" Kairi asks.
"He's the one who created me." Gingy said.
"Wait I know about him, the one who's down on Drury Lane?" Ginger recalls.
"Yes that's him. That's where he lives!" Gingy said.
"The Muffin Man?" Rin asks.
"THE MUFFIN MAN!" Gingy snaps.
"Alright we get it but why do we need the Muffin Man?" Roxas asks.
"We need flour. Lots and lots of flour." Shrek grins.
Soon they arrived at the Muffin's Place and he opens the door.
"Gingy." The Muffin Man smiles.
"Fire up the ovens Muffin Man. We got a big order to fill." Gingy declares.
"I'm gonna need some help." Muffin Man said.
"Right here." Ginger said rolling up her sleeves.
"Ginger?" Rin said surprised.
"I've been wanting to make something like this since I learned to bake." Ginger grins getting his attention.
Soon lightning flashed from the bakery and a loud voice echoed.
"IT'S ALIVE!" Gingy declares.
In Far Far Away, loud footsteps echoed.
Running down the streets, Donkey, Garurumon, Reppamon, Leomon, Geckomon, Meicoomon, Grizzlymon, Icemon an enlarged Kuro, Kiwimon and Hawkmon raced in with the FAFs, Puss and their new friends on their backs and the little ones riding with them.
"Hawkmon Armor Digivolve to…" Using the DigiEgg they took from the Fairy Godmother, Hawkmon turned into a large red bird Digimon with an armor plated headgear. "Halsemon, the Wings of Love!"
"Run, run run as fast as you can!" Donkey said as the biggest Gingerbread man you ever saw was following after.
Atop its shoulders Shrek, Ginger and Gingy were cheering.
"This is one best days of my life!" Ginger cheers.
"Alright Mongo to the castle." Shrek orders but the big guy wasn't listening.
Grabbing a giant coffee cup off a building he tried to drink it but nothing was in it.
"Hey! Mongo!" Ginger yells making it stop. "You want something to eat? You want some fun?"
"Fun." Mongo nods.
"Well all of it is up there in the castle." Ginger points.
"Fun." Mongo smiles following everyone up there.
"Nice one." Shrek said impressed.
"I know pastries." Ginger said proudly as a Gingerbread emblem was in her hand revealing that Mongo was her new summon.
At the ball, Harold and Fiona wearing formal wear made their way down to the ball where Charming was waiting for them.
"Presenting Princess Fiona and her new husband Prince Shrek!" A man declares making the crowd cheer.
As Charming blew a kiss to everyone Fiona looked at him confused.
"What are you doing?" Fiona asks.
"I'm just playing the part Fiona." Charming said when she noticed something.
"Is that glitter on your lips?" Fiona asks.
"Cherry, want a taste?" Charming offers.
"Ugh! What is with you?" Fiona asks disgusted.
As Fiona was about to storm away Charming looked to Fairy Godmother who thinks of something.
"C-Minor put it in C Minor." She instructs the band. "Ladies and Gentleman I'd like to dedicate this song to Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek!" Waving her wand she turns her outfit into a sparkly red dress.
As the spotlight shined on them Fiona stopped in her tracks.
"Fiona my dear will you honor me with a dance?" Charming asks.
Slowly taking it Fiona and Charming made their way onto the dance floor.
(Play I Need a Hero by Jennifer Saunders)
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed
"When did you learn how to dance?" Fiona asks.
"Fiona my dear if there's one thing I know it's that love is full of surprises." Charming smirks.
Late at night, I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
"Hit it!" Fairy Godmother grins as a huge chorus appears behind her kicking the song up a notch.
"Alright Forever After Fighters! Let's crash this party!" Shrek declares.
"Man the catapults!" A knight yells as they loaded the catapults.
"Brace yourselves!" Shrek said.
Lighting one on fire they launched it at Mongo.
"Ooh berry." Mongo said before the flaming rock hit the giant Gingerbread man dead center knocking off one of his gumdrop buttons.
"Not the gumdrop button." Gingy gasps.
Seeing this Mongo lets out an ear shattering roar before kicking it back at the guards.
"Yeah!" Donkey cheers.
"Come on Ginger! Show these metalheads whose boss!" Rin yells.
"You heard him Mongo! Get'em!" Ginger orders.
As more fireballs were shot at them Mongo dodges them.
"Howling Blaster!"
"Eagle Eye!"
As Garurumon and Halsemon fired their attacks keeping the catapult fire away.
"Man the cauldrons!" A knight yells.
Setting up a system, the knights began pouring hot milk into cauldrons.
"After you Mongo." Shrek gestures as Mongo reaches for the drawbridge to pull it down.
"Shrek!" Donkey gasps.
"Ginger!" Rin gasps.
Slowly getting up they saw mostly foam was stuck to Mongo.
"More heat! Less foam!" A knight yells.
"We can't let them pour anymore on them!" Roxas said before turning to the others. "Kitty! Rin! You two get up there and shut them down!"
Nodding Kitty disappears with her Cheshire grin.
"Hey guys I need a lift." Rin said turning to Daring and Leomon.
"Alright Leomon you ready?" Daring asks turning into his lizardman form.
"Ready." Leomon nods as Kuro shrunk down and climbed on Rin's shoulder with Meicoomon on his other one.
"Hey do I look like a cab service?" Rin asks.
"Less talking more fighting." Meicoomon points.
"Fire!" Rin yells as both threw him up to the ledge where all the cauldrons were with Kiwimon and Icemon following behind for support.
"Hey milkmen!" Rin yells drawing his sword and erupting in flames. "Come get some!"
Screaming in fear some tried to run only for Kitty to appear behind them.
"Hiya!" Swinging her tonfas Kitty smacks them in the helmets.
"We can't let them dump that cauldron!" Kiwimon points to the cauldron filling up.
"Kuro!" Rin turns as Kuro grew in size.
"Pummel Peck!" Kiwimon said firing the chibi Kiwimon pecking at the guards.
"Ice Punch!" With a freezing fist Icemon punches a guard in the face.
"X Slash!" Meicoomon said scratching one across the chest.
Swinging his flaming swords Rin was fighting off half a dozen knights at once.
"Don't mess with me you tin can boy scouts! I have had a really bad day!" Rin snaps grabbing a helmet and threw it hitting a knight making him scream plummeting down into the moat.
"Yeah Rin!" Kairi cheers.
"That's my demon!" Ginger grins.
"Your demon?" GIngy said as he and Shrek look over and smirk.
"Uh I mean you the demon Rin." Ginger said blushing.
As Rin and Kitty fought them off one guard crawled towards the switch.
Down below, Mongo tried to rip open the drawbridge again.
"Mongo hurry!" Ginger said as Mongo began opening it making a big enough gap for them.
"No you don't!" The guard yells pulling the switch.
Gasping everyone looks to the hot milk come down on Mongo's arm melting it.
As Mongo screams in pain, Ginger, Shrek and Gingy leap off and enter the castle.
Holding out her emblem Ginger calls him back as Shrek hits the chains and lowers the bridge.
"Yeah!" Everyone cheered.
"Come on!" Shrek gestures as they charged in.
Leaping onto Donkey's back, Shrek and Ginger raced alongside the others.
From the halls, more knights came in to try and stop them.
"Daring!" Roxas yells as he rammed into the guards giving them an opening.
As they raced through the castle, to the ball Farrah fired her wand at the roof making a hole allowing Rin, Ginger, Kuro and their Digimon to drop in.
"The ball is out back! We saw it from the roof!" Kitty informs.
"You heard them!" Kairi said as the knights tried to catch up with them.
Entering a large room, Puss jumps off to face the knights.
"Puss!" Shrek gasps as they came to a stop.
"Go! Go! Your lady needs you!" Puss gestures.
Seeing they had to move fast they all turned and ran.
"Today I repay my debt." Puss said taking off his hat.
As the knights approached him they see Puss looking at them with the big cute eyes.
"Aww." They all smiled.
"En garde!" Faking them out, Puss goes on the attack keeping them all at bay.
For he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
(Song End)
As the song ends, Charming dips Fiona about to kiss her when suddenly the doors burst open.
"Hey you!" Daring yells getting everyone's attention.
"Back away from my wife!" Shrek orders.
"Shrek?" Fiona said surprised.
"You! You couldn't go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone?" Fairy Godmother asks flying in.
"And let you continue to exploit happily ever afters?" Ashlynn said stepping forward.
"Or how you planned to hand Fiona over to the Organization?" Kairi adds.
"Wait what?" Harold said not knowing this.
"They're talking crazy Harold." Fairy Godmother said.
"I have an exact recording of Nobodies Rafhrax and Terunhx saying that if Fiona was the Princess they needed Fairy Godmother would hand them over to them no questions asked." Blondie said holding up her mirrorpad.
"What? But how did you?" Fairy Godmother stutters.
"A good reporter gets all the details." Blondie narrows her eyes.
"Well looks like the cat is out of the bag huh?" Appearing on stage in front of the band, Rafhrax and Terunhx emerged with weapons ready.
"We let you live because we had to focus on our mission but I guess now we get to have some fun." Terunhx said.
"You were gonna hand our daughter over to them?" Lilian gasps as she and Harold stood up.
Seeing that she was in trouble, Fairy Godmother turned to her son.
"She's taken the potion! Kiss her now!" Fairy Godmother orders.
Grabbing Fiona, Charming forces her into a kiss much to everyone's horror.
"NO!" Shrek yells.
As the two of them separate everyone could only look in horror thinking it was over.
Reaching out Fiona grabs Charming by the sides of the head like she wanted another.
"Hiyah!" Pulling Charming in Fiona headbutts him to the ground.
"Oooh!" Everyone cringed.
"Harold you were supposed to give her the potion." Fairy Godmother said looking to him.
"Well I guess I gave her the wrong tea." Harold shrugs.
"Sorry Fairy Godmother but you lose." Roxas said as they surrounded her.
"Looks like your Happily Ever After is over." Farrah said.
"No. No. NO! NO! NO! You honestly think after all I've put up with! The work I've done! You think I'm gonna let an ogre and his band of brats ruin all my plans?!" Fairy Godmother snaps as darkness surrounded her causing her to transform.
"Well guess she wasn't a Princess of the Heart." Rafhrax said.
"Too violent to be one but our Scary Devilmother might make things interesting." Terunhx said.
As the shadows died down they looked to see Scary Devilmother's wings had turned black, her sparkly red dress changed to red, orange and yellow resembling a fire with the Heartless symbol engraved on her back, her wand turned black, her glasses changed to sharp and jagged and her hair changed from formal and well put together to wild and messy.
"Mommy?" Charming said surprised.
"Mommy?" Fiona said not expecting that.
As Scary Devilmother flies in, she waves her wand blasting all the gargoyles on the castle causing them to turn into Gargoyle Warriors.
Diving down one was about to attack Shrek when Ashlynn leaps up and slashes one into darkness.
"You're not getting rid of them that easy lady." Ashlynn said as, Kairi, Rin and Hopper joined her.
"Keep those Gargoyles away from everyone." Kairi said as the Blondie, Grizzlymon led Leomon, Garurumon, Kiwimon and Geckomon to deal with them.
"You're gonna pay for messing with Fiona and Shrek." Hopper said.
"Alright Kuro we cannot blow our first mission so we need to go at her with everything we got." Rin said as Kuro growls ready.
Looking up at the clock, Farrah saw she did not have much time until midnight.
"What's a matter? Scared you'll run out of time?" Rafhrax mocks summoning Airdramon. "I should have known. Always a doormat."
"I am no doormat." Farrah growls as Reppamon and Roxas joined her.
"So you're Farrah's nobody." Roxas glares.
"Well hello handsome." Rafhrax giggles. "Oh I'm sorry I guess you didn't know since she's too scared to ever say anything."
"Actually I did tell him." Farrah said surprising her. "Yeah so I might not as spineless as you think. Which is why I don't mind doing this!"
Flinging her wand, Farrah blasts Rafhrax sending her skidding back.
"We don't have much time until midnight! So we need to hit hard and hit fast." Farrah said.
"You got it." Roxas nods.
As Airdramon flew in, Roxas summoned No Rest for the Wicked and Fairy Champion before blocking the attack head on.
"Lion Claw!" Reppamon leaps up and slashes the Digimon making it tumble back in pain.
"I got your back." Roxas grins.
Grinning Farrah was ready for Round 3 against her Nobody.
Finally facing off against Terunhx was Daring, Kitty, Meicoomon, Ginger and Icemon.
"You know I've always wanted to kill a beast." Terunhx grins eyeing this group like it was open season.
"I like our Hunter better than you." Kitty growls.
"Yeah well unlike yours I don't need the approval of anyone. Especially Royals." Terunhx said firing a dark arrow forcing them to dodge.
As the 3 fights broke out, Shrek, Fiona and their friends looked to see how they were struggling to protect them.
"Shrek we gotta help them." Fiona said.
"Agreed." Shrek nods in agreement.
Flying around Scary Devilmother fired blasts of dark magic forcing Ashlynn to dodge.
Riding in on Kuro, Rin leaps up and slashes her making her drop down.
Taking out his toad gun, Hopper fires tying her up.
Turning around Scary Devilmother flew around and a quick speed to try and force him to let go.
"Whoa!" Hopper yells when suddenly a pair of hands grabbed alongside him.
"Hi need a hand." Fiona said helping him hold her down.
"Fiona what are you doing? It's you and Shrek she's after." Hopper said.
"And you think I'm gonna just stand by and let you guys sacrifice yourselves for us? No way. Now spread your legs like your sitting on a horse and keep your stance strong." Fiona instructs as both took the stance and managed to hold Scary Devilmother down.
Using this chance, Kairi and Ashlynn slashed her making her scream in pain.
"Tempest Wing!" Spinning like a tornado Halsemon rams into Scary Devilmother sending her falling to the ground.
"You could have had the Prince Charming you always wanted! What happened to Mrs. Fiona Charming?!" Scary Devilmother snaps.
"She grew up and found herself a husband." Fiona glares.
Growling Scary Devilmother fires a blast of magic at them but Hopper drew his shield and they deflected it.
Charging in, Kuro rams into Scary Devilmother knocking the wand out of her hand.
"I got it!" Pinocchio yells charging to it.
Seeing this, Scary Devilmother breaks from Hopper's line sending him and Fiona tumbling back.
Flying after her wand, she blasts Pinocchio turning him into a human.
"I'm a real boy!" He cheers.
Turning around she is about to fire another blast when Ashlynn throws her keyblade hitting her in the head making the blast fire hitting Pinocchio turning him back into a puppet.
"Aw nuts." He groans.
Nearby, Rafhrax and Farrah were casting spells trying to overpower the other.
"Slow!" Farrah yells causing Rafhrax to move at a snail's pace. "Time is a fairies worst enemy! Magnega!"
Raising her wand Rafhrax was pulled by a powerful force allowing Reppamon to charge in and ram into her.
Flying above them, Roxas and Airdramon were in an aerial battle.
Firing blasts from his glider Airdramon was being bombarded before he jumps off and slashes it with both his keyblades.
Shaking it off Airdramon was about to fire a breath attack when a chain wrapped around its leg dragging it down.
"Hey ugly!" Shrek calls out tying the chain to a pillar. "You think you scare me? You're not the first dragon I've outsmarted."
"Shrek?" Roxas said surprised.
"What? You guys thought we were gonna let you have all the fun?" Shrek smirks as Roxas flew down and he jumped on. "Follow my lead."
Nodding both flew off as the dragon Digimon flew after them with the pillar dragging behind it.
As the Slow spell wore off Rafhrax over powers the magent spell and blasts Farrah and Reppamon sending them crashing into the tables.
"Where's your boyfriend now? Only 3 more minutes to midnight both you and the ogre are running out of time." Rafhrax glares.
"Pigs in blanket!" The three pigs yell as two put one in a blanket and fling him across the room grabbing her from behind.
"Hey get off me!" Rafhrax yells trying to throw him off when Shrek grabs a serving tray and whacks her with it.
Throwing the pig off, Rafhrax flew in to attack when the Big Bad Wolf moved in front.
Huffing and puffing he blew a powerful wind blowing her back.
"Need some help?" He asks helping her up.
"Much obliged." Farrah nods.
Turning invisible Kitty narrowly dodges the arrows being fired at her.
Hiding behind a table, Ginger and Icemon popped their heads out and fired trying to throw Terunhx off his game.
Seeing this, the Nobody swings his bow deflecting the blasts and making them hit Daring making him tumble down some steps.
Slowly getting up Daring sees Charming face him.
"No! You won't take my Happily Ever After!" Charming yells swinging a sword at him.
Activating his shield mode, Daring blocks the attack.
"Word of advice. Go look for your own because this Happily Ever After is taken by someone who deserves it." Daring said swinging up knocking the sword out of his hand.
Gasping before Charming could react Daring nails him with a punch to the face knocking pretty boy to the ground.
"How can someone who is supposed to be so handsome have such a punchable face?" Daring sighs.
Growling Charming swings his foot tripping Daring.
As both struggled to get up, Charming tackles Daring pinning Daring to the ground.
"You know I'm starting to see the resemblance between you and your mother." Daring said.
Charming was about to punch him when Daring's beast arm caught it.
Eyes widening in fear Charming saw Daring transform right into a beast in front of him.
"Mommy." Charming whimpers.
Ramming into him Daring smashes Charming into the wall.
Pulling back Charming falls to the ground unconscious.
"All looks, no skills." Daring rolls his eyes before going back to help the others.
Readying his barrage attack, Terunhx was about to fire when Donkey charged in with Puss on his back and the cat slashes at him forcing the attack to stop.
"Guys." Ginger smiles.
"Pray for mercy from Puss!" Donkey starts.
"And Donkey!" Puss finishes.
"Well this is getting annoying." Terunhx growls seeing how outnumbered he was.
"Howling Blaster!"
"Pummel Peck!"
"Fist of the Beast King!"
"Maul Attack!"
As the Digimon were fighting off the Gargoyle Warriors, Blondie and her camera droids were keeping the guests away.
"Alright people stay back this getting ugly." Blondie said as one dropped down next to her.
Yelping Blondie ducks and dodges the attack when a candy cane hit the Heartless in the face.
"Hey leave her alone!" Gingy said dropping down on its head and hitting it again and again.
Growling the heartless flung the little gingerbread man off.
Aiming her droids Blondie fires destroying it.
"Thanks for the help little guy." Blondie said picking him up.
"We're not out of the woods yet." Gingy said as Blondie nodded in agreement.
Flying around Roxas and Shrek looped around making the chain around Airdramon get wrapped around the entire castle until finally the pillar got caught in all the chains making it stop dead in its tracks.
"Alright finish it off!" Shrek yells.
"Master Drive!" As his outfit turned yellow Roxas's keyblades glowed bright allowing him to divebomb Airdramon and slam into it forcing the Digimon to go back to his Digivice.
"No!" Rafhrax gasps.
"Constellation Drive: Hologium!" A bright light enulfs Farrah as her outfit changed to hazel with white highlights, her wand changed into two shaped like clock needles and a big clock appeared on her back.
"You hear that ticking?" Farrah asks as Rafhrax slowly got up. "Your time is up."
"You really think beating me is going to change anything? Wasting away granting wishes, always making other people happy while leaving yourself with nothing. Always a doormat." Rafhrax growls.
"You're right. I'll admit I used to always thing what other people wanted mattered but not anymore. I learned that I can be happy while helping others. I found a way to be a good fairy but also doing what I want. I found the balance I needed and I also…found someone to make me happy." Farrah said looking up at Roxas now helping Blondie with the Heartless. "The only thing I don't need is you!"
As the clock hands on her back lined up the Crest of Kindness appeared.
"Reppamon Digivolve to…Chirinimon!" Appearing in Reppamon's place as a beautiful beast Digimon with a sharp white wings, green scales, and a red horn on its head appeared.
"Midnight Beam!" Farrah yells firing two glowing clock needles.
"Holy Wave!" Chirinmon flaps his wings creating waves causing a powerful explosion.
And the resulting shockwave knocked the others back.
Looking up Terunhx saw his ally collapse to the ground with her black digivice destroyed.
"Looks like you're outnumbered." Daring said.
"Hunt's over." Kitty said.
"Hardly. A good huntsman never lets his prey get him." Taking out a red arrow, he fires it to the ground creating a heatwave allowing him to make a dark portal. "Guess I need to be the one to tell Xehanort to keep looking for more princesses."
"What just happened? He disappeared?! Is he a demon?!" Donkey panics.
"No, just evil." Ginger said.
Slowly walking up to her, Farrah saw Rafhrax was fading away as the gold orbs floated into her.
"Well I'll be you actually stood up for yourself." Rafhrax groans.
"I can still be the Fairy Godmother to others but I can also make time for me. Have my own prince and my own happily ever After." Farrah said as her Nobody disappeared.
As the battle against the Scary Devilmother got more destructive the darkness inside her grew with the hate that piled up more and more.
Flying in on Halsemon, Kairi and Rin jump off for a double attack.
Extending her wand to the size of a spear, Scary Devilmother blocks both strikes.
"Your brats' luck has run out!" Scary Devilmother said blasting both of them back.
Turning to Harold she saw the nervous look on her face.
"Ugh I don't know why but your stupid face reminds me of Harold." Scary Devilmother mocks.
"Hey." Harold said popping his head out.
"Yeah and your ugly face reminds me of every villain we've taken down." Hopper counters.
As she fires magic at him, Fiona pulls him out of the way and the two ran for cover.
"Stop it!" Ashlynn yells as her keyblade hit Scary Devilmother getting her attention. "How can you call yourself a Fairy Godmother? In what way does this look like a Happily Ever After to anyone?" Ashlynn gestures.
"As long as I get the Happily Ever After I set up who cares? Why do you think everyone wants a Happily Ever After? Because they're so exclusive. Happily Ever After has nothing to do with royalty or people with nothing. It's a business. A business I marketed my whole life to whoever I damn well choose. And if I say Fiona is to marry my son Charming then she will marry him! And if anyone says otherwise I can make sure they never get a Happily Ever After!" Scary Devilmother declares.
"You think that gives you the right to mess with people's lives?! You think because you can give Happily Ever Afters to people you think other people don't deserve one?! No! The only one who doesn't deserve a Happily Ever After is you!" Ashlynn snaps as a light began to shine from her.
"Me?! Who are you to say I don't deserve anything?! You little royal brat!" Scary Devilmother snaps creating a powerful dark magic attack.
"I'm no Royal…I'm a Rebel!" Ashlynn declares as a bright light engulfs her just as the blast hit her.
"Ashlynn!" Everyone screamed in horror.
"Serves her right." Scary Devilmother smirks.
Suddenly from the smoke footsteps emerged.
Eyes widening, they saw a figure emerge. Stepping out Ashlynn wore a light blue and white keyblade armor, with a helmet that resembled a tiara with a small glass slipper carved on the top, with sharp tough glass boots on her feet, Stroke of Midnight in one hand and a Romanov's Legacy in the other.
"No way." Brooke gasps.
"Seeing how awful the Fairy Godmother treated stories gave Ashlynn the push she needed." The Female narrator said.
"Making her the 5th FAF to get her Keyblade armor." The male narrator said.
"This just in viewers! Ashlynn Ella has unlocked her Keyblade Armor! That's right! Now this royal ball brawl has just gone up to the next level!" Blondie declares.
Zooming out we see the other FAFs including Hunter watching this.
"That's my Ashlynn." Hunter smiles.
As the Scary Devilmother fired blast after blast, Ashlynn charges through swinging both her keyblades deflecting each one getting closer and closer.
Eyes widening Scary Devilmother was met with a double keyblade slash sending her flying backwards into the air.
"Yes!" All of them cheer as she crashes to the ground across from Shrek and Fiona.
Slowly getting up the second her eyes locked on them both grew uneasy.
Gasping Harold saw Scary Devilmother had a clear path to Shrek and Fiona.
"I told you ogres don't live Happily Ever After!" She roars hurling a powerful blast of magic at Shrek.
Gasping Harold leaps out in front of Shrek hitting him in the chest but part of the spell bounces off his chestplate and flies back at the Scary Devilmother causing her to explode into many bubbles leaving nothing but her wand and glasses.
"Harold!" Running to the center of the ball they all gasp seeing all that was left was his armor.
"Oh daddy. Daddy." Fiona said running to him.
"Is he…" Rin asks in horror.
"Yeah." Gingy frowns when they heard a croaking noise. "He croaked."
"Wait a second." Hopper said when from the armor they see a frog with a crown on his head emerge.
"I don't believe it." Blondie gasps.
"It can't be." Farrah gasps.
"Harold?" Lillian asks.
"Dad?" Fiona asks.
"I had hoped you would never see me like this." Harold admits.
"I don't believe! Harold is the Frog Prince?!" The female narrator asks.
"I knew there was something familiar about him!" Brooke said.
"Wait then that means Fiona is my…" Hopper pauses looking at her.
"And he gave you a hard time?" Donkey replies.
"Donkey." Kairi glares.
"No he's right. I'm sorry. To all of you. I only wanted what was best for Fiona. But I can see now she already has it. You children saw in Shrek what I didn't see. And I am so sorry for how I treated you all. Will you accept an old frog's apologies? And my blessing?" Harold asks.
"Harold." Lillian said touched.
"I'm sorry Lillian. I just wish I could be the man you deserve." Harold said about to hop away when Lillian catches him.
"You're more that man today than you've ever been. Warts and all." Lilian declares.
"Aww." Blondie smiles.
"And thank you children. You might be some of the bravest, craziest and toughest warriors I've ever seen. And I hope you will always let your hearts be your guiding keys." Harold smiles.
Nodding all of them were more than happy to oblige when suddenly the clock struck midnight making it ring.
"Shrek the potion!" Roxas calls out making him gasp.
"Fiona. Is this what you want? To be this way forever?" Shrek asks. "Because if you kiss me now we can stay this way forever."
"You'd do that for me?" Fiona said surprised.
"Yes." Shrek said without hesitation.
Looking to her friends and then to her family she turns to Shrek with her answer.
"I want what any princess wants. To live happily ever after…" Shrek leans in to kiss her but Fiona puts a finger to his lips stopping him. "With the ogre I married."
Beyond touched the bell ringing stopped and the potion's effects wore off turning Shrek, Fiona and Donkey back to normal much to Donkey's disappointment.
"Hey, you still look like a noble steed to me." Shrek smiles.
"Now where were we?" Fiona asks.
"Oh I remember." Grabbing her, Shrek dips Fiona into a big romantic kiss making the whole crowd cheer and applaud them.
Suddenly Ashlynn's keyblade began to glow reacting to Fairy Godmother's wand. Raising it up to the sky she seals the keyhole and when it died down she saw she had a new keyblade.
The blade was Puss's sword with Fiona's crown at the end, the guard was shaped like an ogre's head, the pommel was shaped like a horseshoe and at the end of a green linked keychain was the Happily Ever After Potion.
"Whoa." Ashlynn smiles loving it.
"You earned it Ashlynn. For how you stood up to the Fairy Godmother." Kairi smiles.
"So what are you gonna call it?" Daring asks.
"I'm gonna call this one…Pride of the Ogre." Ashlynn declares.
"I like that." Roxas smiles.
"Hey! Aren't we supposed to be having a siesta?!" Puss calls out.
"Oh yeah!" Daring cheers.
"Uno dos quatro hit it!" Donkey yells.
(Play Livin La Vida Loca)
As the music rocked throughout the ball, everyone joined in as Donkey and Puss rocked it on stage.
"So Farrah would you like to go to the ball with me?" Roxas offers.
Smiling widely Farrah leans in and kisses him on the cheek.
"Absolutely." Farrah grins pulling him onto the dance floor.
"So Rin you want to go have some fun?" Ginger asks.
"Seriously?" Rin asks.
"Hey we always make time on these for fun." Kitty said as she, Blondie and Ashlynn ran over there.
"Come on." Kairi said as she and Daring headed over.
"Oh what the heck." Rin smiles as Ginger led him onto the dance floor.
As Harold was dancing in Fiona's arms, Shrek turned to Hopper and did a small roar scaring him into his Frog form.
Looking to him, Harold hops down and the two frogs danced together.
(Song End)
After the party everyone was getting ready to leave.
"Thank you all so much for all your help." Harold said.
"Take care of yourself your majesty and take heed. Despite this cursed form if I can learn to live with it then so can you." Frog Hopper said.
"Wise words. You sure you can't stick around?" Harold smiles as he turns back into human Hopper.
"Nah gotta go help my friends." Hopper said.
"Well if you ever find yourself in need of some help don't hesitate." Fiona said.
"Kitty it was an honor to fight alongside you." Puss said taking off his hat and bowing.
"Thanks Puss you're not too bad yourself." Kitty smiles petting him.
"Oh yeah right there." Puss sighs.
"Hey Donkey come over here and say goodbye!" Gingy calls out.
Looking over they saw Donkey frowning.
"Hey what's wrong?" Kairi asks.
"Sorry I'm just sad you're all leaving. And I uh…miss my wife." Donkey said.
"You're married?" Blondie said surprised.
"Yeah but she hasn't been feeling well lately. I wish you all could have met her." Donkey said when they heard a loud roar making Donkey. "Baby! You're here!"
Looking up the FAFs dropped their jaws to see a large red dragon fly down.
"A dragon?" Daring said speechless.
Taking off her glasses Ginger breathed on them and cleaned them to make sure she was seeing this right.
"Where you been?" Donkey asks as Dragon roars softly. "I'm sorry too. I should have stayed but Shrek had this thing he had to do."
Interrupting him Dragon roars again surprising him.
"What? Say it one more time. Are you serious?" Donkey gasps as they looked up.
Flying in everyone saw 6 Dragon/Donkey hybrids flying in and surrounding their daddy.
"Look at our beautiful mutant babies." Donkey smiles while Blondie just drops her mirrorpad in disbelief.
"Uhh…does anyone know what the heck we're looking at?" Farrah asks.
"Are those what I think they are?" Blondie said.
"But Donkeys are mammals and dragons are reptiles so how did they?" Ashlynn said son confused.
"Nope. You know what? Screw this I'm out! I'm not looking under that rock and you can't make me!" Rin said walking out.
"You know what I'm in too this is weird even for us." Hopper said.
"Yeah maybe some stories are better left unsolved." Kairi said.
Mumbling in agreement all of them got out as fast as they could before things got crazier.
Now as a special treat for all of you. I decided to do a little something fun as a little extra. I hope you like it.
"Once you've had a taste of her, you'll never be the same." Donkey sang.
"She'll make you go insane!" Puss said as the two of them continued singing Livin La Vida Loca.
"Give it up, guys! You're giving me a headache." Gingy laughs from a table.
"Oh, that's real sweet, Gingy." Donkey glares.
"You ever hear of a ginger snap?" Puss glares snapping his fingers.
"No he's right, that song is lame." Rin said leaning against a table with Ginger.
"Come on, they're just having fun. They're really not that bad." Farrah said as she and Roxas walked in.
"Not bad?" Donkey asks.
"I will take that as a compliment madam." Puss said.
"You should." A British voice said walking in.
"Simon?" Roxas and Farrah gasp.
"Because I rarely give them." Simon smirks.
"Take it easy Simon the competition hasn't even started yet." Roxas chuckles.
"I can't help being judgmental. It's who I am." Simon said.
"Alright who's ready for a contest?" Roxas asks as all the competitors lined up.
"Welcome to Far, Far Away Idol! Where you, that's right you at home, get to vote along with our judges." The mirror said as we see Roxas, Farrah and Simon at the judges table.
"Roxas, Farrah and Simon! To crown the next Far Far Away idol." He finished.
"First up." Roxas calls out as Donkey came out.
"It's Donkey Time!" Donkey said.
The heat was on, rising to the top burn yet! Everybody going strong!
(That was when my spark got hot I heard somebody say...) Looking to the side we see Dragon breathing fire to emphasize his song
Burn baby burn!
Disco inferno! Burn baby burn!
Burn that mama down, y'all!
"You're on fire Donkey." Simon calls out.
Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn baby burn!
"No you're really on fire!" Roxas yells.
Turning around Donkey sees his tail was on fire making him scream.
"Put me out! Put me out!" Donkey yells running off stage.
Next was Pinocchio who was dancing the robot.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto! Domo! Domo! Domo
"Come on, get real Pinocchio." Simon mocks.
"I thought his performance was wooden actually. Get it?" Roxas said making Farrah giggle.
Next up was Doris.
Some boys take, a beautiful girl! And hide her away from the rest of the world!
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
"Yeah you go…girl?" Farrah pauses looking at them unsure if she was right.
"Yeah. Go girl and get an extreme makeover. And some singing lessons." Simon said.
Next up was the Big Bad Wolf who had the three pigs as his backup dancers.
Burn to the ground, I break from the crowd.
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you!
I smell like a sound. I'm lost and I'm found.
And I'm hungry like the wolf!
"Hungry?"
"Sounds like dinnertime."
"Ja!" The three pigs said running off the stage leaving the wolf confused.
"What?" He asks.
"I'm hungry for some talent here." Simon said.
"It's a good thing Cerise and Ramona aren't here to see this." Roxas cringed.
"No kidding." Farrah agrees.
Next up was Prince Charming.
I'm... too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy, it hurts
As he sang a look of horror and disgust was on all the judge's faces.
And I'm a model. You know what I mean?
And I shake my little tush on the cat
Before he could finish he was interrupted by a yell.
"Shut up!" Daring yells tackling Charming off stage.
"Whoa!" Roxas and Farrah said startled.
"Bravo Daring. Bravo. Finally some talent." Simon applauds.
The next one up was Hopper and Daring.
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
"The only mistake was letting those two up on stage." Simon said.
"Well maybe they wanted to sing it that way." Farrah jokes making Roxas laugh.
Next up was the three blind mice.
We can see clearly now, the rain has gone.
We can see all obstacles in our way.
However in the middle of the song they ended up bumping into each other causing them to fall over making Roxas cover his eyes, Farrah cover her mouth and Simon cover his ears.
Next up was Rin who got pulled into singing with Ginger and Gingy.
Sugar! Oh honey honey. You're my candy girl!
"Those two look so sweet together." Farrah said.
"I just knew you were gonna say that Farrah. What's next? A singing doughnut?" Simon asks.
Next up was Captain Hook.
I'm... hooked on a feeling. I'm high on believing
"I don't like him." Roxas said.
"I couldn't agree more Roxas. Hook, line and stinker." Simon said as a giant hook yanked Captain Hook off stage.
Next up was Puss in Boots.
You keep saying you've got something for me!
Waving her wand Farrah hits Puss' shoes allowing them to walk alongside him.
Something that you call love, but confess.
And these boots are made for walking! And that's just what they'll do!
Arriba!
One of these days, these boots...are gonna walk all over... you!
"The cat's got my tongue, and possibly my vote." Simon said.
Next up was Shrek and Fiona.
What I like about you!
You hold me tight. Mmm.
Oh, tell me I'm the only one.
Gonna come over tonight.
Yeah. Keep on whispering in my ear.
"Ogre"-all impression, rather wonderful.
'Cause it's true!
That's what I like about you.
"Yeah! That's what I'm talking about." Roxas said as he and Farrah cheered.
"Alright folks it's time to vote. Who will be the Far Far Away Idol: The Big Bad Wolf, Charming, The Three Blind Mice, Daring and Hopper, Gingy Ginger and Rin, Captain Hook, Puss in Boots, Doris, Shrek and Fiona or…"
"Me!" Donkey calls out.
"And the Far Far Away Idol is…" Simon opens the envelope. "No. You've got to be joking. It's me!" Simon declares jumping on the table with a mic.
For what is a man? What has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels, and not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows...
And did it my... way!
Applauding him Farrah leans towards Roxas.
"Yeah Simon is definitely the better singer in this group." Roxas admits.
"You could have easily crushed all these losers." Farrah whispers.
"Hey sometimes it's funner to see someone else win for a change." Roxas said.
Giving him a small consolation prize, Farrah pecks him on the cheek.
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Here's a hint for the next world: In a kingdom old and grand, a princess bravely rules the land.
