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Ok episode time baby.
Episode 4: Sneed's Dodge and Ball (Formally Chucks)
"Last time on Total Drama Domination!" Chef recapped "The campers had to try a not fall asleep, which was really hard because of fense's iconic what if questions. In the end, the guys won, and the girl voted off Carrie for being dumb and annoying. Who will get voted off next? FInd out right here! On TOTAL! DRAMA! DOMINATION!"
(Theme Song)
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Outside of the cabins, the sigma gamer group were hanging out, being awesome and cool.
"Hey guys." Chase said. "I'm gonna prank Cody!"
"hehehehheeh, epic!" The other sigma gamers said.
Cody was seen peeing his pants like an idiot loser, when Chase went up to him. "Hey Cody! If you stand in that pile of wet cement Gwen will kiss you!"
"OH BOY! A KISS BY A FEMOID!" Cody said, as he stepped into Chef's cement. Just then, Chase stuck a hook through Cody's underwear, a hook that was attached to a rope, which was attached to Chase's iconic rocket.
The Sigma Gamers hoped into Chase's Rocket ship while laughing and being cool. "Ready for takeoff!" Chase said as he started his rocket ship, and it took off into space. With the rope attached to Cody's underwear, it gave him the most epic wedgie ever, so epic that it split him in half and killed him.
"Hehehehehehheehheeh" All the sigma gamers laughed.
"That was a funny prank." Chase said correctly.
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(The Mess Hall)
The campers were all eating breakfast, while Devin was crying like a little stupid liberal bitch!
"WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! CARRIE GOT VOTED OFF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Oh my god shut up you soy drinking baby!" Jaques said, as he proceded to punch devin in the balls 37283925737584378487987 times.
"ouch" Devin said.
'HAHA! Devin got hurt!" Chet said
"Devin getting hurt is based!" Lorenzo said, as he and chet proceded to do the patened stepbrothers 37 step handshake.
Meanwhile, MK and Julia made out more.
"Attention campers!" Chef said as he entered the Mess Hall. "I have two announcements, first, I secretly put elephant lacitives in one campers breakfast this morning!"
Geoff then began to violently shit himself.
"And secondly, it's challenge time!"
(Confessional)
Noah: I hope this challenge doesn't involve dodgeball at all, because i hate dodgeball and don't want to play dodgeball at all!
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The contestants enter the weird glass dodgeball stadium that was always there. "You have to play dodgeball this challenge!" Chef said, before one crybaby camper cried everywhere.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Noah screamed so loud that he pissed his and Bircks pants. "I DONT WANNA PLAY DODGEBALL IDONTWANNAPLAYDODGEBALLHYEUHYUXBGWAGYGTDAGYTGTAGTGTTEDGVBYDHUEDIJUEDB*HYDB*EY"
"Shut up Noah you baby nerd!" Chef said. "The team who loses all their members first loses and has to vote someone off. Go strategize, or don't. I don't care."
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"WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I DONT WANNA PLAY DODGEBALL WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Noah cried lamley.
"Shut up, nerd!" Ripper said, epicly owning nerd Noah. "Go play dodgeball or we will all kill you!"
"BEN SHAPIRO DESTROYS SJW LIBERAL FENIINAZIS PART 1/632893959!" Damien said in his Make America Great Again Hat.
"Hey, where did Geoff go?" Sam asked.
"Oh, he died from those sha-elephant lacitives." Lightning said.
"BASED!" Sam said, as he and Lightning high fived.
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"I say we all use Sparemy as a human sheild from the dodgeballs!" Amy said.
"But-" Sparemy said, foolishly thinking she had the right to speak.
"AGRRED!" All the other femoids said.
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The contestants play dodgeball.
"Everyone hit Sparemy!" Sam said as they threw all their balls at Sparemy, and Sparemy was hit 748359345894857437587438795 times
"HA! Sparemy got hurt!" Chef said, as he threw his one dodgeball made of cement at Sparemys head. "Ok, Sparemy's out!"
"Wait a minute." Jo said. "Now that Sparemy's out, how are we gonna win now?
"Don't worry Jo." Amy reassured. "I always have a back up plan!" Just then, she pulled out an almost human sized cage with Eva in it, who had gone feral. "I've kept Eva in this cage for three months and fed her nothing but raw expired meat and flint Michigan water, and I constantly blarred loud ear peircing noices so she stayed awake."
"Based!" All the sigma chad females said.
"Alright Eva!" Amy said as she lifted up the door to the cage. "Time to come out!"
As she was let out, Eva went crazy, picked up every dodgeball, at hit everyone she could on the opposing team. The balls were thrown with such speed that they were all thrown out of the dodgeball arena. The only guys who remained were the Sigma Gamer 6.
"Woah!" Chase said. "Eva's really strong, almost as strong as a newborn baby boy!"
"Guys, I'm scared." Zee said. "I don't know if we have the power levels to take down Eva!"
"Maybe I can be of assistance!" Said a bellowing voice. Just then, the camera revaled an adonis of an alpha male. Long, black hair. A beard of a true alpha, muscles upon muscles, and rocking an all white attire. It could only be one man.
"WOAH!" Sam said. "Is that Andrew WK!? THE party god?!"
"I think it is!" Lightning said back. "It's THE Andrew WK! THE Party god!"
"Yes, it is I! Andrew WK! THE Party god!" Andrew WK said. "And I heard you Sigma Gamers where having trouble!"
"That's right Andrew WK!" Ripper said. "The girls have used pyscho evil bitch Eva to their advanrage in this dodgeball game, and now were the only people left on our team!"
"Can you help us Andrew WK?!" Scott asked.
"Don't Worry Sigma Gamers!" Andrew WK reassured. "I have come today with a secret weapon to help save the day!" He then opened his palm, reveling six pills. "Here, each one of you take one of these unmarked pills I found on the bathroom floor of a Raising Canes!"
"Yes Sir!" All the Sigma Gamer 6 said, as they took the pills. Suddenly, the gamers noticed as their body began to change, as they got more muscular and stronger, with each of them tearing off their shirts to flex their power levels, each sigma gamer now having blonde spiky hair.
"Good work!" Andrew WK said. "Now each of you have a power level of over 8 quadrillion! Now go out their and show those women who's boss!
The Sigma gamers began to attack. First was Scott, who took his dodgeballs and rub dirt on them. But this was no ordinary dirt, as this was his Pappy's secret Magic dirt, which had the ability to make whatever object it was rubbed on grow in size. The Dodgeball was now 20 feet tall, and weight 1000 pounds. Scott lifted the ball over his head and threw it down on the women on the other team.
Next was Chase, who had now successfully opened his dodgeballs in half. Chase then successfully cut all the breaks off of his dodgeballs with one mighty pull. He then gathered up his balls, lifted them, and threw them at the women. However, due to the lack of breaks on the dodgeballs, the dodgeballs did not stop when they hit their target, instead continuing to hit the victim with no way of stopping.
Next up was Lightning, and, true to his namesake, had now turned the weather dark and gloomy, as just then, lightning began striking. He held his balls up his dodgeballs to the sky, and each one of them was now electrictly charged. The balls could now lock onto the target of their destruction, and deliver a shocking amount of pain. Lightning threw with great might at the women, hitting them all, and electrocuting them.
Zee followed this with an attack himself, as he took out a soda from his back pocket and began pouring it onto all his dodgeballs. But this was not any ordenary soda however, as this was the rare Tiaunna Toad flavor soda, a soda that was banned worldwide do to being so sticky that nothing in the world could peal the syrup off. Zee then threw these balls at the girls, each one sticking to them until they were unable to move at all.
Sam was next to go, and as the most experinced and well-versed gamer of the sigma gamer 6, Sam had a few tricks up his sleeve. He stood in position, and began to act out "Left+right+left+right+X+X+Y+Y+Down+Up+X+Y" Sam had now just unleashed an ancient gamer cheat code only thought to be a myth to this point, as just then, an infinite number of dodgeballs arose from the sky, and pumbled down on his oppoinents.
Ripper was last to go, and he had an especially diabolical move in mind, He gathered up all of his dodgeballs, and leat out a great steamboat onto them. But this was no ordinary steamboat, as this had been a fart ripper has been saving up for over ten years now, making it so puttered and gross, that the dodgeballs become toxic when farted on. He then gathered his toxic fart dodgeballs, and hucked them at the other team, as their skin melted off reducing them to skeletons.
Finally, after all the action, only one more enemy remained. Eva. The Sigma Gamer six knew they had to come up with an especially hard hitting attack to defeat her. Just then, The Sigma gamer six each put their hands upon a dodgeball, where the each transfered their energy and power into, the ball had grown to roughly the size of the moon now, and was so super charged with energy even looking at it could kill the average person. But, with all that, The Sigma Gamer 6 all lifted up this Mega ball, and with all their strength, threw it at Eva, annilating her, and reducing her to nothing but dust. The battle was over, and the Sigma Gamer six were the champions.
"Woah! That kicked ass!" Chef said, as he noticed that all the other contestants were dead. "Woops, better flip the switch!" Chef then flipped his iconic switch to "Bring everyone back to life." and everyone was brought back to life. (Except Tyler Lindsay Cody and Geoff who are all dead forever) "The Guys win!"
The guys cheered, as the Sigma Gamer Six went up to Andrew WK. "Thank you Andrew Wk The Party God!" Chase said. "Thanks to you we had the strength to defeat those femoids!"
"Anytime gamers!" Andrew WK said. "Now lets go to Buffalo Wild Wings and order some Mango Habanero wings!" All the guys cheered as they went to Buffalo Wild Wings, but Andrew WK stopped Deven and Noah
"Not you two! You two are anti gamer cucks!" Andrew WK said. "You guys can only eat at Weenie Hut Jrs!" He then threw the two babies into Weenie Hut Jr's, as they were seated next to two redditors.
"Yeah dude, idiocracy was a documentary!" The redditor said. "It explains why women won't date me!"
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The girls were at the bonfire ceremony. "Alright let's get this over with!" Chef said. "The person going home is...
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Sanders!"
"What?!" Sanders asked. "But I didn't do anything!"
"Yeah, but we didnt have any jokes for you." Chef said, as he threw her off the island. "Who will be voted out next! Find out right here on TOTAL! DRAMA! DOMINATION!"
(BOOT ORDER)
100th: Tyler (DEAD)
99th: Lindsay (DEAD)
98th: Duncan
97th: Carrie
96th: Cody (DEAD)
95th: Geoff (DEAD)
94th: Sanders
Wow, what an epic chapter, I voted off Sanders cuz i didn't have any funnies for her. I also killed Cody and Geoff for no reason just felt like it tbh.