Danny was enjoying his spring break as didn't have to deal with school or his crazy boss's life-threatening jobs. He hung out with his friends most of the time but felt like Sam was planning something, but he didn't know what.

On the fourth day of spring break, Danny was ready to meet Sam at the movies until he received a phone call from Blitzo.

"Hey Blitz how's it going?" said Danny

"Danny get your ass in here now," said Blitzo, who sounded piss

"What's wrong?" then a portal popped in Danny's room

"Get in the damn portal already."

Danny sighed, and he quickly got into the portal. He changed into his demon form, and suddenly, he was grabbed by Blitzo.

"C'mon, time to get the meeting," said Blitzo

"What's the rush?" said Danny

"The rush is I wanna win a bet."

Bet? Danny thought

Blitzo got Danny into a meeting office with Loona, Moxxi, and Millie already there. Danny sat down next to Loona, who was daydreaming and had a love-dovey look that Danny never thought Loona would make.

"Um, Loona?" said Danny

Loona got out of her daydream and went back to her usual self, "What dork?"

"What's going on?"

"You are going to find out now."

Blitzo brought up a chalkboard and said to his employees, "Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're going to do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients."

Blitzo drew him, Danny, Millie, and Moxxi around bags of money and gold with imps trying to get their attention.

He then snapped his finger. "We portal up."

Then he drew I.M.P arriving on Earth.

"We have our fun murder time as per usual."

Blitzo drew a violent image of the I.M.P. killing a whole bunch of humans.

"We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe."

Then drew an image of dead humans on a canoe called 'S.S. Cum Gutter.'

"We push said canoe into some water."

Blitzo drew an image of himself kicking the canoe into the ocean.

"We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!"

Blitzo quickly drew up the canoe, which was set on fire with a bunch of sharks, eagles, and geese that were also set on fire.

We win the bet, and We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face."

Blitzo drew up an image of the I.M.P. flipping the bird in front of a very attractive demon who was crying.

Blitzo threw the chalk out of the window and asked, "Do you have any questions?"

"I have several," said Danny

"Me too, like why was that nonsense?" said Moxxie

Blitzo walked over to Moxxie, "That wasn't a question."

"And that wasn't the plan."

"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs."

"What?"

"He called slow Moxxie," said Danny

"And you're proving me right, God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!," Blitzo kept poking at Moxxie's chest.

Moxxi climbed up the table in anger. "Well, why don't you take art class?"

Blitzo then grabbed Moxxie and threw him back in his seat. "Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!"

"Okay, for my question one you dragged me out of my vacation for a bet and two who are you betting against?" said Danny

"Yes to the first question and I want to beat my whore EX Verosika Mayday and to answer to a follow up question, Yes she's a demon."

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah, she's a succubus who got a special privilege to go up top," said Millie

Danny couldn't believe that Verosika Mayday was actually a demon, sure, her music wasn't his type and his parents would no way have her album in the house. Also, the fact that Blitzo dated Verosika in the past and it was totally bizarre.

Loona asked, "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you! Tell her Danny, your hormonal teenage human."

"...Y-yeah," said Danny awkwardly

"Please, much of a freak as a newborn hellhound," said Loona as Danny glared at him. "Besides, I can blend in with humans easily enough. Just let me tag along."

"Wait, say that again?" said Blitzo

"I can... blend in…?"

"You have a human disguise?"

"Yeah, don't you three have one."

Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie tried not to look Loona in the eye, sharing the feeling of embarrassment.

"You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time… without human disguises?!" Then Loona turned to Danny and said, "You didn't think it was odd that you were running around in your demon form?"

"Well I didn't want to be caught in a crime in my original form," Danny defended himself.

"Okay, new plan! Loonie can help lure the humans to us Danny wants to join it?"

"No, I'm good."

"Got it then and we'll take care of the rest."

"Flawless logic," said Millie

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!" said Moxxie

"I got it covered." Blitzo grabbed a box full of flyers that had '"Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim, and horses." He dumped them out of a window, and the wind blew the flyers away into the Imp city.

"Now we wait," said Blitzo

"Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day,"

"Yeah it's impossible," said Danny

Then, a bunch of demons came running into the building with Blitzo flyers and Blitzo smugly flipped the bird to Danny and Moxxie.

"Now let's get started," said Blitzo

Not a moment later, the I.M.P crew arrived at a beach with spring breakers going wild on the beach. With young adults either getting drunk or trying to get laid. Danny wasn't sure if he wanted to be in his human form or demon form, since Loona pointed out earlier. The four were hiding out in the alleyway with Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie in disguises that would actually fool anyone who was drunk enough. So he decided to flip-flop his forms for today.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?" said Blitzo

Loona nodded with the list in hand, and she turned into a human, causing Danny to blush a bit.

"Are you blushing?" said Loona

"Umm…y-yeah sorry," said Danny

"So it's working great, and now be a good girl and get us some targets," said Blitzo

For half a day, Danny witnessed dozens of murders as Loona brought in the targets on the list, getting killed by some simple bullet to the head to drop a safe. After Moxxie killed a guy in a red ripped sleeveless shirt, the I.M.P crew took a break. Danny, in his human form, noticed Loona checking her makeup on her phone.

"So why are you checking your makeup?" said Danny

"Oh, nothing, just checking," said Loona

"Bullshit, you've been acting weird all day, What's up?"

"Fine dork, there's this hellhound in Verosika, and I want him to like me."

"Well, I'm not a stranger to trying to get a person to like me, but my best advice is try not to overdo it."

"Overdo it?"

"Like, don't try really hard."

"Wow, great advice."

"Hey, my sister is better at dating things than I am."

Then two see Millie dumped a body into a bloody trash bag as Blitzo counted the body.

" That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many-" Blitzo then interrupted by a familiar voice.

"Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"

Verosika and her crew were on the stage were fan boys and girls came rushing near the stage as she began to sing with two screen that said 'Fuck you Blitzo.' Blitzo was pissed.

"Woah she really hates you," said Danny

"That fucking cunt," said Blitzo

Then Danny started to ring, and he looked to see Sam was calling him. He then remembered that the two of them were supposed to hang out together and he quickly answered the phone.

"Hey Sam," said Danny

"Danny, where are you Tucker and I are at the movie theater," said Sam, who doesn't sound happy

"Yeah my boss needed my help with something personal."

Then, the crowd cheered and the music played louder, and Sam heard through the phone.

"Are you at the concert?"

"Oh look I gotta go stop my boss doing something stupid. Bye," Danny hung up and thought Sam is going to kill me.

"Girlfriend trouble?"

Danny turned to see a very attractive blonde in pink overalls that exposed her bra.

"Huh, no, she's not my girlfriend; she's my friend,' said Danny

"That's good to hear. There wouldn't be any guilt coming with me."

"Sorry, I'm kinda busy with something."

"Forget it about how about you get busy with me and some of my friends." the girl leaned close to Danny pressing her breast onto his right arm.

"What do we have here?"

Then, another attractive African American woman wore a skull purple tang top, and she had a seductive grin.

"Hey Coco," said the blonde girl

"Well, Apple seemed to find a cutie in this crowd."

Coco walked to Danny's left, causing him to blush, and he felt his hormones boiling inside him with no idea how to handle the situation.

"What's wrong cat got your tongue?" said Coco

"Because we can make you talk or other things," said Apple

"L-look I appreciate this but I got something to do really quick," said Danny, then saw Millie with Moxxie on the ground, "See you girls later."

Danny quickly made his way to Millie and Moxxie. He clearly saw that Moxxie was drunk.

"What happened?" said Danny

"Danny, why are there two of you?" said Moxxie

"Huh?"

"Ignore that we just need to get him some water," said Millie

Before the two could do anything, they heard screams and a monster's roar. The three look to see a large fish monster causing panic in the seawater. The fish monster looked at the three and it grabbed Moxxie by the tongue.

"Hehehe….weeee…," said Moxxie

"Okay, giant mutated fish I did not expect," said Danny

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Danny then turned into his demon form and quickly started to freeze the water surrounding the fish, causing the monster to hold in place for a moment. Millie pulled out a sharp knife and quickly swam toward the monster, then jumped up to slice up the fish to open its mouth. Danny joined into the ocean to keep the monster fish frozen in place.

Millie found a Moxxie hanging on the fish uvula. She grabbed him and threw him out of the monster.

"Danny catch," said Millie

Danny caught Moxxie, who was drunkenly laughing. He brought Moxxie to the beach with Blitzo beside a dead frat boy. The three watched as Millie tore the fish apart, and Moxxie formed a heart with his tail.

"I love that woman," said Moxxie

"She's totally pegging you," said Blitzo

"Gross," said Danny

Millie came back to the beach. Behind her, a dead monster fish was floating in the water.

"Atta girl Millie," said Blitzo

Then Danny's phone rang again, and he looked hopping, not Sam. It wasn't, but it was his sister calling him.

Danny moved from the group and answered the call.

"Danny, where are you because mom and dad have no idea where you are?"

"At work." Danny answered

"It's spring break, why are you at work?"

"The boss wanted me to help him.." Danny turned to see Blitzo with a smug look, and Veroskia pissed. "With something personal. Look, I'll be home real quick." Danny hung up before Jazz could get a word in.

Later, back in the office, Blitzo was on cloud nine winning the bet, Millie was trying to get Moxxie to sober up, and Danny walked up to Loona, who was about to get on her phone.

Danny asked Loona, "So how did it go with Vortex?"

Loona sighed, "Well but he's a girlfriend."

"Dang that sucks."

"Yep, but at least I get to go to some cool parties."

"That's great and I got another friend."

"Another friend?"

"Yeah, we are friends, aren't we?"

Loona thinks about it and smiles a little. "Yeah, I guess we are."

….

Back in Amity Park at Sam's house, she was in her room and was not happy that Danny ditched her and Tucker to work; they didn't even know what type of job he had. Frustrated, Sam grabbed her phone and was to listen to her music. She accidentally pressed Twitter, which was blowing up about the Veroskia concert that turned from cool to bloodbath. Something caught her attention in one of the posts; she saw Danny talking to an older goth girl with red eyes.

Sam felt hurt at first, but then she was angry.

Sam thought to herself, Work my ass. I'm going to confront Danny about what the hell he's been doing once and for all.