During class, I'm trying to focus on my case study work when a friend of mine starts talking to me.
"So did you start talking to that girl yet?"
"Who are you talking about?" we both speak with our heads down not looking at each other.
"The girl who you spoke to in front of the school."
I gave it a second, then remembered.
"Nah, I haven't seen her since."
"Okay, did you maybe..."
The teacher announces that we should form groups of three and two of my other friends: a boy and a girl come over.
The approaching girl addresses the one sitting next to me:
"Why are you always so hairy, didn't you shave this morning?"
My seated friend runs out of class as my approaching friends sit down.