A/N: So, this one requires A BIT of reworking to Aoyama's story, but nothing too crazy. Basically, the Starlings have relatives in Japan they'd visit every so often, but when they were visiting, Aoyama was relentlessly teased by the neighboring kids for being Quirkless- and his sisters couldn't just beat up the bullies, unless they wanted the whole family deported and permanently banned from Japan- so his Japanese relatives made the deal with All For One to give him a Quirk behind the back of the Starlings. But now, this opened up a path for Aoyama to be a Pro Hero- which is good, since he wasn't too great at the zombie hunting thing- so he was sent to live with the Japanese relatives once he reached the age to attend UA and they are the parents All Might and Aizawa met. That all check out? Good. Let's get on with it, then.
"Flashy performances? So, is she like a Pro Hero already? Or some kind of celebrity on stage?" Midoriya asked Aoyama.
"Oh, no. My dear sister is a highschool cheerleader. And quite an accomplished one at that. She's made it to regionals multiple times!" Aoyama declared... while also leaving out the fact his sister and her team never WON at the regionals.
"Cheerleader, huh? That means she'll be in a sexy cheerleader outfit!" Mineta said, already drooling at the thought... until he was jabbed by one of Jiro's earphone jacks.
"That reminds me of you tricking us at the Sports Festival, Mineta. Thanks for that reminder!" Jiro snapped.
"Still, that sounds fun, but also calm and not super crazy like everything else we've seen so far, so it will be nice to see something chill for once." Uraraka said.
"Something chill... Riiiiight." Sandra said as she started the viewing.
A young blonde woman was seen sleeping cuddled up to a large stuffed bunny, before waking up with a yawn and stretching in impressive ways. "Welcome to my bedroom. Me letting you in here ain't an invitation for any funny stuff. I mean, not that I...have a problem with funny stuff. Especially not if you really, REALLY like that person. But that's not what I wanted to talk about. Today is, as they say in Spain: "¡Mi cumpleaños!" That's right, my birthday. I'm 18 today." She said happily as she reached over and hit her alarm clock.
"So hot! But why can't we see her from a better angle!?" Mineta complained.
"Please remember that is my sister, Monsieur Mineta. I'd hate to have to crisp you up with my Quirk." Aoyama threatened.
"But wait, who is she talking to?" Ashido asked.
"Us. Well, technically, whoever was observing at the time. She is one of the few people keenly aware of universal observers and knows if and when they are interacting with her. And she has a limited level of interaction with the universal barrier. So she can choose to prevent people from observing her. Like she said, she's basically LETTING the observers- Well, observe, he in her bedroom." The celestial explained.
"Whoa. That might make her one of the most impressive people we've seen so far." Midoriya said in surprise.
The girl then gets out of bed and looked at her bulletin boar at several pictures she's taken of her time in school, looking especially fond at a group of her with a group of cheerleaders. "These are my girls on the San Romero cheer squad. We've gone to the nationals three years in a row...but we haven't won yet. Ugh!" The cheerleader groaned in annoyance.
"Who cares if you just make it there? It only matters if you win!" Bakugo declared.
"And even then, you can get mad if you don't win the way you want, Ribbit." Asui jabbed at the explosive pomeranian, ignoring his threat to kick her ass.
A jar of lollipops was seen. "To keep my energy up, I eat lollipops. I know what you're thinking... I'm getting SO FAT! But they're so YUM!" The girl explained as her silhouette could be seen in the shower.
"Excuse me?! Who told this girl she's fat!? She's GORGEOUS! Someone either needs their eyes checked or their ass kicked!" Kaminari declared.
"Unfortunately, this is a common thing in America, where women, especially young women in their teens and early twenties, are conditioned to believe they must be nearly skin and bones to be considered attractive and anything other than that means they are overweight. It leads to quite severe self-esteem and confidence issues, even depression in some cases." All Might said regretfully.
"Still, she's not wrong in the fact that constantly eating those sweets is unhealthy for her for a number of reasons. I'd suggest healthier snacks like baby carrots, celery sticks or broccoli." Iida suggested.
"Yeah, but those don't give you energy. And besides, if she was eating broccoli all the time, she'd probably be farting any time she did a split or something." Sero pointed out as all the girls "eww"d.
The girl then looked at a picture of her with two other girls, obviously her sisters, the familiar face of Yuga, her brother and a man and woman who are clearly their parents. "This is my family." Juliet introduced her precious pedigree.
"Ow, wow. You have a pretty big family, Aoyama." Uraraka noted.
"Indeed. Our parents... wanted a lot of children." Aoyama explained, trying to dance around the fact his dad was a horn dog.
"But you all look happy together. That's nice." Koda said quietly.
"Also, the sister on the left looks pretty cool. She seems tough." Jiro praised, looking at the oldest of the siblings.
The focus shifted to the girl furthest to the left, the oldest one of the children, who was brandishing the middle finger. "My older sister, Cordelia, won a gold medal in riflery last year and she has a lot of meetings with guys I THINK are college scouts." She explained as the eldest sibling was seen on the gold medal position of a podium in one picture, aiming her rifle in another picture and meeting with a man with a briefcase full of cash in the final picture.
"While she CERTAINLY could do with a little more respect, the gold medal is quite impressive. I'm mostly accurate with my creations due to most of my targets being either large, slow targets, or caught off guard. I may have to work on my accuracy." Yaoyorozu pondered.
"Though the shady dealings with guys with briefcases full of money is a bit concerning. Last I checked, college scouts don't pay YOU boatloads of money." Aizawa said suspiciously.
"Maybe she does some kind of hero work?" Midnight said, wanting to give their student's family member the benefit of the doubt.
"Is that how YOU get paid for your hero work? Because it's not how I get paid. As much as I want it to be." Present Mic said.
The attention was then turned to the girl furthest to the right, throwing her hand in front of Juliet's face in the picture. "My little sister Rosalind just got her license, which makes me kind of think the DMV are IDIOTS!" The cheerleader exclaimed as an overhead shot showed Rosalind's pink convertible wrecked as a cop stood next to her, writing a ticket as a string of other pictures showed a string of destroyed cars leading to a huge vehicle fire.
The group was shocked when they saw the trail of destruction the girl left. "Holy crap! How did she manage that!?" Kirishima asked in shock.
"A better question is how did she pass her driver's test if she's THAT reckless on the roads?" Ojiro questioned.
"Maybe she has a point about people in the DMV being idiots." Hagakure admitted
"Thank goodness we have trains and such in Japan to avoid crazy drivers on the road. Not to mention, with our hero licenses, we can use our Quirks for traversal." Todoroki said.
The next point of focus was the younger of the only two males in the group. "My baby brother Yuga got accepted into UA High! It's sad having him in Japan instead of here with us, but I'm proud of him and happy he's living up to his dream." Juliet said as a few pictures showed the boy sharing heartwarming final hugs with his family before departing, as well as a few of him using his Quirk. "He's got a pretty awesome Quirk. And super sparkly! ...I just wish it didn't raise his laundry bill." Juliet lamented, showing a picture of her pinching her nose as a pair of boxers with a brown stain on the butt hung from a clothesline as Yuga hung his head in shame. [1]
Aoyama groaned in embarrassment. "Why did she have to take a picture of that?" He groaned, dropping his head into his hands.
"You have nothing to be ashamed of, friend. It's an... unfortunate side effect of overusing your Quirk. It's beyond your control." Tokoyami assured his friend.
"Yeah, we don't blame Bakugo for making every room he walks into smell like caramel from his sweat." Dark Shadow said, causing Bakugo to scoff. [2]
"Besides, considering some of the big drawbacks of powerful Quirks like Bakugo's, Todoroki's, Midoriya's, or even Mineta's, yours isn't all that bad." Sato assured him.
He smiled a bit at this. "Thank you, mon amis." He said with a smile.
Their father was then seen, looking like the love-child of Elvis and Rocky. "My girlfriends say my Dad is a total DILF," Juliet began as a picture of just her and her father fell to show a picture of girls swarming her father. "But try as they might, they can never come between him and my Mom. She's so cool! It's because of her my sisters and I all wear our vaginas proudly. God, she and my Dad love each other so much." She elaborated as another picture showed their father rubbing their mother's ass.
"How indecent! That man is both married and far older than those girls! They should be respectful and not throw themselves at him!" Iida exclaimed.
"Although, he's hardly helping the situation. He doesn't seem to be uncomfortable or trying to get them to back off." Aizawa noted.
Then, they saw the picture of the man rubbing his wife's ass. "Now THAT is indecent! she should really be keeping such private things to herself!" Yaoyorozu said with a blush.
And many of the group, especially the males, cringed at what they wear proudly. "We REALLY didn't need to hear that." Shoji said.
"Indeed. One of my sister's less graceful qualities is her lack of filter." Aoyama groaned yet again.
A new picture showed a boy dressed in a varsity sports jacket with slicked-up brown hair. Unlike most Jocks, he seemed like a pretty nice and cool guy. "Speaking of true love, this is my boyfriend, Nick. It effs me up how much I really like him." The cheerleader explained as her silhouette was seen in the shower once again.
"Yay! She found love! I'm so happy for her!" Ashido cheered happily, her inner shipper fully satisfied right off the bat.
"Ah, young love. I hope it lasts." Midnight sighed with a smile.
"He looks nice. I've always heard Jocks like him are supposed to be jerks, but he doesn't seem like one." Uraraka said.
"Well, I guess there has to be at least a few good Jocks out there, Ribbit." Asui told her.
"My family is throwing a birthday party after school. Nick is totally freaked out having to meet my family for the first time. But I'm even more freaked out for him to find out about MY family!" Juliet said in concern as the family picture fell away to reveal a new picture of the family having a nighttime picnic... in a CEMETERY, Cordelia having her rifle with her. "Because even though they're the most amazing ever, some of our traditions are a little...unusual." She elaborated as another nighttime picture showed Juliet and her father stood atop a pile of bodies, before yet another showed Juliet dressed in a martial arts gi, beating up training dummies.
"Are you guys... Having a picnic in a cemetery?!" Hagakure cried out in fear.
Aoyama became nervous at this. He figured his family secrets would be revealed, but he was hoping it'd start with zombies. "Oh, yes. It's Cordelia's favorite place for picnics." The French born boy explained.
"That's disrespectful to the dead! So not manly, bro!" Kirishima cried out.
"I think the more concerning thing is his dad and sister standing on a MOUNTAIN OF BODIES!" Kaminari pointed out.
"Young Aoyama... What is the meaning of this?" All Might asked.
Aoyama opened his mouth to answer, but Sandra unleashed a flash of purple light from her body to gain everyone's attention. "Patience. All shall be revealed momentarily." She told them.
The picture of Nick shifted to the real life jock as he sat waiting for Juliet, before spotting several sickly, staggering, bloody bodies staggering towards him.
Everyone's jaws dropped at the sight of the shambling corpses. "N-no way! Are those zombies?!" Sero asked.
Aoyama sighed. "Yes. Indeed, they are." He confirmed.
"It's a Quirk, right? Like that one zombie guy we ran into once. And beating the User's ass will fix it?" Bakugo questioned, one of the rare times in his life he was actually fearful.
"Unfortunately, no. The sickly tone of their skin and their substantial injuries is a clear indicator whether or not one is truly undead or simply under the sway of a Quirk. And once this form of zombieism has taken hold, I'm afraid the only way to end it is death... Well, there is one other way, but it's only theoretical. And death may actually be a better option." The flamboyant hero-in-training explained.
"What could be worse than outright death?" Midoriya managed to ask, despite almost being afraid to do so.
"And what does all this have to do with your smokin' hot sister?" Mineta asked.
But, once again, Sandra interrupted with a flash of light. "No spoilers!" She cried out.
"Nick's already so sweet to never complain about my ginormous, fat butt. If he finds out I'm the #1 World's Biggest Weirdo...he might not stick around. I'd be so sad, I think I might seriously cry forever." The cheerleader said as she went through her morning routine while Nick tried out avoid all of the zombies, only to find himself surrounded.
"Ribbit. I think he's got bigger things to worry about right now." Asui said worriedly.
"Indeed. He's more or less surrounded. This is pretty much the most dangerous situation to be in right now. But what's more concerning is that no heroes are showing up to stop this situation." Present Mic said.
"It's possible that the situation is only just starting and that heroes haven't been alerted to reach the scene yet." Todoroki theorized.
"Which means the hero on patrol of that area isn't doing their job right. Or, they've been turned into a zombie as well." Aizawa said, dreading to think about this scenario.
She then caught sight of the time, throwing down her toast and pulling her skirt up over her butt. "Oh no! I'm totally late! I was supposed to meet him before school! I'm so lame, ugh! I hope Nick isn't mad, that's about the worst thing that could ever happen!" She exclaimed as she grabbed her duffel bag and sprinted towards the door, spilling her lollipops and almost tripping over her own feet as she ran.
"Unfortunately, there's far worse things than that at the moment." Tokoyami said.
"Yeah. Like you're boyfriend getting eaten by zombies! Or even turned into one!" Dark Shadow added.
"And since she's heading to the school, which is filled with zombies, she's going to be running into them. Which isn't great, since she's in a skimpy cheerleader outfit that shows off a lot of skin." Jiro said in concern. She's seen a few zombie movies and a constant between them is the less skin showing, the better.
"We saw her dressed in a martial arts gi, so she must have some skills, but even then, hand-to-hand combat is the LAST route you should go with a zombie." Ojiro said, equally concerned.
After getting over the initial wave of shock, everyone turned to Aoyama. "Aoyama... What was that? How do you know about zombies outside of Quirks and was that picture of your sister and father standing on top of zombies. So THEY know, too?!" Aizawa asked.
Aoyama sighed at this. "Yes. My whole family does. We are zombie hunters. There are countless ways to make zombies outside of Quirks, through voodoo magic or vapors from a hellish dimension known as Rotten World. And once a person becomes a zombie through these method, there is no way to turn them back. They will run wild and either kill everyone they come across or turn them into more zombies, sending the world into chaos. And so my family must step in and slay these monsters for the good of the living." He explained grimly.
"This is... Quite a lot to take in." All Might said in shock.
"There's truly no other way? There is no cure?" Iida asked.
"I'm afraid not, my friend. And they are tormented in their current state, doomed to a constant pain and hunger and will mindlessly attack anyone, even those they love. Killing them is also saving them from endless torment." Aoyama elaborated.
"So then, why did you choose to be a hero here instead of a zombie hunter in America with your family? Ribbit." Asui asked.
"I was simply not cut out for that life. I was rather squeamish around blood and gore and I lack the skill and strength of my father and siblings." He told them.
"Well... I can't say I'm a fan of it, but... your family are heroes in their own way, protecting people from a threat they would likely stand no chance against otherwise and keeping the secret to avoid a panic. It isn't great, but it's necessary." Yaoyorozu said, everyone slowly agreeing.
"So, what is your sister's Quirk, then?" Midoriya asked.
"Oh, my family all have a physical enhancement Quirk, giving them incredible strength and speed. But Juliet BY FAR excels the most in agility, fitting for a cheerleader. She's even able to flip out of the way of lightning." Aoyama praised his sister, impressing the others with this knowledge.
"Alright. Now I think it's time to show you some of Juliet's skills that DON'T involve her Quirk, as well as the arsenal she takes into battle." Sandra said as the viewing continued.
The girl was on her bicycle making her way to school... Only to start driving into zombies, knocking them around.
"Oh, no! The zombies!" Koda cried out in fear.
"She's gotta get out of there! That's way too many of 'em!" Sato exclaimed.
"And she doesn't have anything to fight them with! What can she do on just a bike?" Shoji questioned in concern.
"Oh my god! What the heck happened?!" She kept running into them, splattering blood and body parts everywhere. "Oh, god! Gross! Yuck! Back off! It smells!" She complained.
But they were all left stunned when she simply plowed through them on her bike. "Oh... Well, I guess she's actually pretty capable on just the bike." Shoji said in surprise.
"That's a strong bike to be able to survive splattering through people with no damage." Uraraka said.
"And a strong girl! You go, Juliet!" Ashido cheered.
She was about to then crash into a bus but quickly flipped off her bike like an expert acrobat, twirled elegantly in the air like an Olympic Vault Jumper and landed perfectly on her feet as more zombies approached her.
"Wow. Very nice jump." Asui praised.
"And that twirl was so amazing! Plus, she totally stuck the landing!" Hagakure cheered.
"But don't forget, she now has a small army of zombies to deal with. And she doesn't have her bike to run them over anymore." Yaoyorozu pointed out.
"Seriously?! Dude, what the hell?!" She said, reaching in her duffel bag, pulling out a chainsaw, revving it up and rushing in at the zombies.
"She brings a CHAINSAW to school with her?!" Jiro asked in bewilderment.
"And she just carries it around in a duffel bag?" Kirishima questioned as well.
"Zombies could pop up at any moment. You never know when you might need it." Aoyama said simply.
"Why the hell did she bedazzle it and decorate it with hearts and shit?!" Bakugo demanded.
"Why else? She has an element of flair like moi." Aoyama declared.
The world around them suddenly turned into a purplish-red void of sparkles as Juliet viciously sliced up the zombies as their remains left rainbow sparkles on top of the usual blood and guts for some reason. "And on my birthday, too?! Like I'm not already late enough!" With skill and grace, she cut through all the zombies before finishing the last poor bastard off by doing a split and cutting it in half from the crotch to the head. "Stupid, undead DOUCHEBAGS." She cussed as the zombie split apart, causing a rainbow to appear in the process.
"OH, GOD!" All of the males in the audience (minus Aoyama and, of course, Bakugo, who laughed) cried out, covering their crotch as they watched Juliet saw the zombie in half, crotch-first.
"Oh, that poor bastard. Even a zombie shouldn't go through that." Kaminari groaned.
"Why couldn't she have gone head first?! What is wrong with her?!" Mineta exclaimed.
"L-let's focus on something else! It's quite impressive how easy it is for her to cleave through zombies like that. Sure a chainsaw can cut through a body, but it would be slow going and there could be some kick back, but she tore through them in a second!" Present Mic praised.
"And I like how everything around her turns to sparkles. Very pretty!" Midnight said in awe.
"Is that part of her Quirk?" Midoriya asked, readying his notebook.
"Oh, no. Let's say it's a magic touch she gives it!" Aoyama said with a wink.
Some zombies tried to pile up on her, but her chainsaw glowed brightly as she spun around with it outstretched, knocking them back and chopping them up. "O-M-F-G!" She exclaimed, before decapitating one zombie and kicking it, causing it to bounce off three trash cans lined up in a row and landing in a baby carriage.
Many were concerned when the zombies piled on Juliet. "Oh, no! She's doomed like that!" Ojiro said, seeing Juliet in the worst position someone could be in during a fight.
However, they were all relieved when she managed to break out from under them all. "Quite impressive! If they're anything like the undead in fiction, these zombies should be twice as strong as a normal person, due to having no more mental restraint or limitations of pain to keep them from holding back or using all the force they can generate. So she must be leagues stronger to push back multiple zombies like that." All Might praised.
"And no one's getting close to her spinning a chainsaw like that!" Sero laughed.
Then, one unfortunate zombie got its head kicked like a soccer ball. "Whoa! Nice kick!" Sato praised.
"Man, just look at it bounce! I bet it's gonna land right in one of those trash c-" Uraraka began.
But then they saw where it actually landed. "Oh, my gosh! That poor baby!" Midoriya cried out.
"W-well, it was decapitated, so it should be dead, especially after getting kicked and knocked around by all that stuff." Sero said.
"And if it still needs to be in a stroller like that, it's still quite young. So, we can HOPE it's too young to remember any of this." Yaoyorozu added.
With all the zombies taken care of for right now, Juliet took out a lollipop and popped it into her mouth, giving a wink to the camera as her bio came up.
Juliet Starling
Age: 18
Totally in love with: Nick Carlyle
Favorite Weapon: Bedazzled Chainsaw
Favorite Food: Strawberry Lollipops
GPA: 3.4
Hobbies: Cheerleading, Karaoke, Bisecting the undead
Secret Kink: Likes to be told she's not fat
"Ooh, Karaoke! I bet her and I could have lots of fun!" Ashido said excitedly.
"A 3.4 GPA. That's pretty good." Asui praised, noting the GPA around the same as her own.
"Strawberry. That's probably one of my favorite flavors!" Sato said with a smile.
"Okay, seriously, WHERE did she get the idea she's fat?! I get we girls worry about it, but no one should be worried about it to the point that it's a kink when they hear they AREN'T fat! Especially not someone built like her." Jiro groaned, wishing her figure was more like the cheerleader's. She was still thin of course, maybe even thinner, but Juliet had a lean, yet slightly muscular build Jiro would like to have for herself... That and of course a larger chest. Mineta not commenting on her in the locker room still bugged her.
She put the lollipop in her mouth and revved her chainsaw once again. "This is SO irritating!" She declared as she faced the gate to her school, the only thing separating her from a line of zombies reaching out for her.
"She keeps a cool head pretty well, too. Most people would be freaking out in a situation like this." Aizawa noted.
"At this point, I'm surprised we aren't like that when the League of Villains shows up." Kaminari joked.
"Yeah. It's not even surprising at this point, just annoying." Kirishima agreed.
Later...
Juliet was now surrounded by a group of seven zombies, but instead of her chainsaw, she pulled out a pair of pom-poms and started punching the zombies in the face with them, as well as throwing in a few kicks, sometimes while doing jumps, summersaults, cartwheels and flips, sometimes even doing some grapples, like a handstand to grab a zombie's head with her feet, flip them over her and smash them on the ground or hopping onto a zombie's shoulders and stomping them to the ground. The end result was the zombies were visibly stunned and bunched up close together, at which point she pulled out the chainsaw and decapitated them all in one fell swoop in the purplish-red void of sparkles once again.
"Ooh, pom-poms! She's really leaning into the cheerleader angle! I like that!" Mineta said, only to be slapped by Asui's tongue.
"It looks like she's softening them up with fast, but weak hits from the pom-poms so she can finish them with her chainsaw. Quite an effective strategy: weaken an enemies defenses and go for the takedown." Iida noted.
"And she's staying on the move a lot and using agility like Aoyama said. I'm guessing she's learned a lot of martial arts that focus on speed, agility and fluid movements like Taekwondo or Capoiera. Maybe a little bit of Judo of Krav Maga, based on those grapples." Ojiro guessed.
Three more zombies rushed at her, but Juliet leapt up into the air while she moved towards them, before suddenly spreading out sideways to slam into all three zombies and knock them down, before she decapitated them once more in one quick move. And finally, a zombie in football gear rushed towards her, but Juliet had quite the surprise for him... when she turned her back to him and jumped upwards and backward, her butt smacking into his face to stun him, allowing her to decapitate him with little issue.
"My sister always was inventive and flashy." Aoyama said.
"A lot of martial arts is using your body as a weapon. Evidently, she took it literally." Aizawa said.
"But, aren't you supposed to keep your body AWAY from zombies as much as possible?" Koda asked.
"That CAN be a problem, but evidently, these zombies lost a lot of brain power, so they didn't have time to register what she's doing. I guess that's a big advantage against the dead heads." Present Mic said.
But then, they were all quite shocked when she used her ASS to attack someone. "Whoa... I definitely wouldn't have seen that coming..." Midoriya said with a massive blush.
"Why couldn't that have been me?!" Mineta, Sero and Kaminari all cried out at once, a laser beam flying over each of their heads as a warning.
Much, Much, Much Later...
Juliet and her father arrived at a building that was modeled to look like a giant arcade machine. "What the hell kind of place is this?" Gideon asked.
"It's the Fulci Fun Center, Dad. It's where all the kids from San Romero hang out after school." Juliet explained.
"Ah, the arcade. I miss simpler times, hanging out there with friends." All Might sighed, nostalgically.
"We should all head to one some day." Shoji suggested.
"Heck yeah! I'd be a queen of the DDR machine!" Ashido cheered.
"But why are they here?" Uraraka asked.
"Well, there were five zombie lords from Rotten World known as the Dark Purveyors, who are still intelligent, as well as magical and one of them kidnapped Rosalind to lure Juliet into a trap. But don't worry, she's fine." Sandra explained.
Juliet then knelt down to the ground, waving for her father's attention. "Look at this." She told him as she produced a piece of chalk and began to write down her plan. "I'll head into the building at the entrance, alright? Daddy, you go around and sneak in from the back. I'll act as a decoy, drawing all the zombies' attention towards me, while you go up to the roof where Rosalind should be." She explained her plan as she (poorly) drew it all down.
"Why the hell did she make herself the distraction!?" Bakugo questioned.
"That just means she's manly for being the one to take the dangerous route!" Kirishima said.
"Her drawing skills could use some work, but other than that, I'd say it's a solid plan." Todoroki praised.
Tears then began to fall on the drawing as sentimental music played while Gideon shed some tears and sobbed a bit. "Dad? What's wrong?" Juliet asked.
"My little girl... is a tactical genius!" He wept in pride.
"Every parent's dream!" Midnight said with a laugh.
"And as your teachers, each of us would be equally proud of you students for such levels of strategic genius!" All Might told them, to which (most of) the students smiled.
Eventually...
Juliet was making her way through the school, when a tree suddenly fell in her path. "What are you gonna do now, Juliet?" Nick asked.
"Wait, Nick's with her? Then, where is he?" Ashido asked.
"Oh. He's got an invisibility Quirk he's using." Sandra lied, using her magic so the group doesn't see the Jock's severed head dangling from Juliet's ass.
"Aww, he can turn it on and off?! Lucky!" Hagakure pouted.
"Check out this new trick, Nick! It's called the Chainsaw Dash!" Juliet said and held her chainsaw out to the side. Suddenly, an engine and motor with two cylinders like cars have popped out of the chainsaw.
"Now that's a sweet ride!" Nick declared.
"What the? Is that an engine built into the chainsaw!?" Midoriya asked.
"You're seeing the same shit we're seeing, Deku!" Bakugo told him.
"And she's going to use it to ride the chainsaw like an actual vehicle? Could that really work?" Jiro asked.
"W-well, certain types of saw can move on their own if their blades are parallel to the surfaced they're placed on. I've never seen it on a chainsaw, but it's possible." Yaoyorozu said uncertainly.
Juliet then stuck her chainsaw into the ground and zoomed forward fast enough that it looked like a mach cone formed around her, allowing her to use a fallen car door like a ramp to launch herself over obstacles.
"Whoa! She might even be moving as fast as Iida!" Uraraka said in shock.
"And she's making those jumps like Evil Knievel! So manly!" Kirishima cheered.
A group of zombies could be seen blocking her path, but Juliet leapt into the air and spun with her chainsaw above her head, the speed from the Chainsaw Dash turning her into a miniature tornado that sent the zombies flying, causing them to get impaled on the spiked fences of the school perimeter.
Their jaws dropped again at this. "No way... Is that even possible!?" Sato asked.
"To create a tornado like that... even if it's only a category one, she'd have to be moving and spinning between 65 to 110 miles per hour!" Midoriya exclaimed.
"Whoa. I can't believe we thought she just knew a little bit of martial arts at first." Shoji said in shock.
Moments Later...
Juliet used her chainsaw dash to rush along the rooftop of one of the school's buildings, until she launched herself into the air and was able to grab onto a present floating through the air on a parachute. With the extra weight, the parachute was now descending slightly faster, but still long enough Juliet had to hum a small tune to keep herself entertained until she reached a Baseball diamond and was low enough to the ground to cut the parachute off, landing in a kneeling position and catching the parachute in one hand. "Nice jump!" Nick praised.
"Stuck the landing again! Ten out of ten!" Ashido cheered.
"That's a strong parachute to hold the weight of her, her present and probably Nick." Asui noted.
"But why did her present come from the sky?" Aizawa asked.
"Because Cordelia threw it to her while hanging off the back of a flying viking ship." Sandra said.
Juliet then opened the present box to unleash a shower of sparkles, finding an attachment she quickly equipped to her chainsaw to turn it into a cannon with a revolver cylinder on it that made it almost look like a grenade launcher, with "Love" written on the side. "Oh, I can't wait for you to shoot the FUCK out of stuff with this!" Nick declared.
"Cordelia is like the best big sister EVER!" Juliet said, posing with the new attachment for her weapon. "Chainsaw Blaster!" Her and Nick cheered together.
"Ooh, that's pretty cool! This is one awesome chainsaw!" Uraraka said.
"Ordinarily, I wouldn't approve of firearms, but against the undead, this would be highly advantageous." Iida noted.
"It looks strong enough, but how much can it hold, I wonder?" Todoroki asked.
"It can hold up to eight rounds and Juliet can carry 36 rounds in total." Sandra answered.
"So she's got four and a half clips. Not bad." Midnight said.
Lights suddenly came on all over as the Baseball scoreboard lit up. "Zombie Baseball! Aim and shoot at the approaching zombies! How many points can you rack up?" An announcer questioned as Juliet kicked some dust off the plate.
"Let's give my new present a test run!" Juliet declared. A zombie in a baseball uniform rose up from the ground at the pitchers mound with a baseball bat.
The zombie waved the baseball at Juliet's head, clearly planning to hit her with it even before he fully emerged from the ground. However, before he could, she blasted him in the face with her new Chainsaw Blaster, easily taking his head off. "Ha! You shot him instead of throwing a ball at him! That's hilarious!" Nick laughed.
"Fucking right it is! She dropped that undead freak in a second!" Bakugo laughed.
"That certainly is quite a bit of power, not only to completely destroy the zombie's head, but to send it flying back like that. It would have to be at least equal to, if not greater, than their own weight." Yaoyorozu noted.
"So, if it can take a zombie's head off in one shot, then 36 shots is plenty." Koda said.
Three Hours Later...
Juliet decapitated yet another zombie, before a jingle could suddenly be heard, causing Juliet to stab her chainsaw into the ground and open a side compartment on her chainsaw, revealing a corded telephone. which she took off the receiver to speak to the person calling her.
"It has a phone!?" Several of the students asked.
"Wouldn't a cell phone be more practical? It looks like a landline, so where is it even connected to?" Sato asked.
"Jeez, with all that stuff in it, this chainsaw must weigh like 50 pounds." Ojiro said.
"Which just makes the fact she can swing it like she does more impressive." All Might added.
"Juliet! It's your dear baby brother Yuga! Just calling to wish my favorite big sister a Happy Birthday! Also a friendly reminder that UA's Sports Festival is going on and I made it to the tournament! Be sure to tune in so you can witness my panache!" The familiar voice of Can't-Stop-Twinkling was heard, before Juliet rolled her eyes and hung up.
"Oh, so you were calling, her, huh?" Kaminari asked.
"Yes. I was hoping my family would see my win with glorious style and panache." Aoyama said with a sigh, remembering what happened.
"And instead, they almost saw your panache~" Ashido said teasingly, pronouncing the word to sound closer to a certain male anatomy part.
"Ashido! That's highly inappropriate!" Iida scolded, chopping robotically.
"Well, that chainsaw is certainly versatile. And... almost... all of its attachments seem quite useful." Yaoyorozu said, thinking about making such a weapon for herself, minus the phone attachment. [3]
"And I liked her fighting style. It incorporated a good bit of actual martial arts, but with some of her own unique flair people wouldn't see coming. And, uh... She's pretty creative in how she uses her whole body to fight the zombies." Ojiro said, blushing and rubbing the back of his head at the end.
"Yeah, like using her BUTT to hit zombies in the face! I'm TOTALLY gonna try that! I'll slide in on my acid stream to get some speed and throw myself back as hard as I can! I be I could give someone a broken nose with all the junk in this trunk!" Ashido exclaimed, slapping her ass, causing Kirishima to blush massively.
"You're not doing that, Ashido. That would leave you wide open to enemy attacks." Aizawa shut the idea down.
"So, as you guys might remember, Juliet has a boyfriend named Nick. And he's quite important to her. In a number of ways, actually, so I think it's important to show you him." The Empress explained, continuing to show them the life of the Zombie Hunter.
Juliet reached the courtyard of their school, desperately looking around for her boyfriend. "Nick? Nick, are you here? It's okay to come out! Nick?! Oh, please!" She cried out anxiously, but found nothing except corpses of both fellow students and zombies alike, as well as a smashed present.
"He has to be okay, right? We didn't see him, but Sandra told us he was with her." Hagakure asked worriedly.
"But who knows when that was. They might have gotten separated." Mineta pointed out in concern.
"Don't worry, young listeners! I'm sure he's fine!" Present Mic tried to assure the students, but it was clear he was unsure as well.
However, in her desperation to find her boyfriend, she lowered her guard and was unaware of a zombie sneaking up behind her.
"Oh, no! Juliet, look out!" All the students cried out.
Thankfully, someone intervened before she could be attacked. "Juliet!" A male voice cried out, before Nick shoulder-tackled the zombie, sending them both to the ground, with Nick on top of the undead beast, growling in anger that the creature tried to attack his girlfriend.
"Alright, Nick! Jumping in to save the girl! So manly!" Kirishima cried out.
"Yeah, take that zombie bastard down!" Bakugo shouted.
"I'm so hungry!" The zombie groaned as it fought back against Nick, eventually managing to bite his forearm, causing him to rear back and scream in pain.
"Oh, no!" Everyone screamed, knowing what a bite from a zombie meant.
And as he did this, his bio appeared.
Nick Carlyle
Age: 18
Favorite Food: California Roll
GPA: 2.7
Hobbies: Badminton, Bass Guitar, [Redacted]
"Badminton? That's his sport? I was guessing football, the way he tackled that zombie!" Sato said.
"It said hobby, not career!" Dark Shadow noted.
"Indeed. Much like how you would not call hero work our hobby and thus, it makes sense we can enjoy superhero movies and memorabilia." Tokoyami agreed.
"Shit!" Nick cried out as he fell to his side, allowing the zombie to get up. But it wouldn't get far before Juliet sawed it in half.
"Yes, I- Are YOU!?" She asked worriedly.
"I, uh... I, uh... One bit me. Just a little bit. I... I don't know what that means. What does that mean?" He asked.
"It means you're gonna turn into one! Get away from him, Juliet! Before he bites your hot ass or boobies!" Mineta cried out, before getting slapped out of his chair by Asui's tongue.
"She's caring for the one she loves in his final moments. Show some respect." She told him.
"Oh, no... It can't be!" She gasped in horror.
"I feel it in me... I'm gonna become one, huh?" He asked, to which Juliet let out a despaired "Mmhmm".
"I... Fuck! I'm screwing up your birthday, aren't I? I'm sorry, Juliet. I... I don't want to fuck up your birthday." He apologized.
"Aww! And even now, he's only thinking about her!" Ashido cried in a strange mix of adoration and sadness.
"We should all try to be that good of boyfriends." Sero said sadly.
"My birthday? Don't worry about that... That's the dumbest thing ever..." She told him.
He groaned in pain for a bit, before looking up at her. "Listen, I know it's stupid, we just started getting serious, but..." He began, raising his hand for her to hold, which she did. "I wanted you to know, I know I never said it or anything, but I kind of sort of... you know... Love you." He said weakly, before letting out a pained groan. "Fucking love you!" He reaffirmed, before losing consciousness, leaving Juliet to cry over him, everything starting to go black.
Everyone lowered their heads in respect for Nick's sacrifice, some even shedding tears.
"No!" Juliet as the focus came back in on her. "There's something we can try! It's the only chance we have to save you!" She said, getting up and walking away.
"Wait, they CAN save him! Do it!" Ashido cried out.
"But, Aoyama, I thought you said the only cure was theoretical. And even worse than death!" Midoriya said.
"Y-yes, I never thought she'd try it." Aoyama said in shock.
Nick, no longer feeling Juliet's presence, woke up and looked around for her. "Uh, Juliet... What the fuck!?" He asked as he saw what she was doing.
The cheerleader had reclaimed her chainsaw and now stood over her ailing boyfriend with the weapon over her head, prepared to bring it down on him! "I love you, too, baby!" She cried out, revving up the chainsaw and bringing it down on his neck as he could only scream, everything going black for real.
"WHAT?!" Everyone, minus Aoyama and Sandra, cried out at once.
"Why would you do that?! I thought you loved him!" Mina shrieked.
"Maybe she's putting him out of his misery? But that's seriously messed up after what he said.
"No, she IS indeed trying to save him. I'm sure you'll see in a moment... assuming it worked." Aoyama told them.
3 Hours Later...
Everything was dark through someone's POV, but light was starting to return as the person was shaken awake by Juliet. "Nick... Nick!" The cheerleader exclaimed worriedly as she shook the boyfriend she supposedly decapitated.
"Juliet?" He asked as he looked up at the blonde beauty.
"Wha- Am I okay?" He asked.
"Uh... Yeah! ...Basically..." She said nervously.
"Yes! He's alive! Love lives on!" Ashido cheered.
"Alright! This worked out great! So... why did you say it was so bad?" Hagakure asked.
"Wait and see." Aoyama told her.
"I feel okay... I feel good!" He exclaimed excitedly. "Juliet, I'm not a zombie! Not at all!" He laughed. But then, while the angle made it difficult to see, he was wearing a neck brace. And Juliet's hands were right beneath that neck brace. Both of them...
"What's with the neck brace?" Kaminari asked.
"Well, she DID cut into his neck. Perhaps to drain the poison. I'd imagine there'd be quite a bit of blood." Iida theorized.
But the pro heroes then noticed something. "Hang on... Aizawa? You see where her hands are?" Midnight asked.
Right under his neck brace. That should be impossible, unless she either hand an intangibility Quirk like Togata, or she was squeezing his neck so tight she was crushing his spine and throat. But he wouldn't be talking in that case." Aizawa said suspiciously.
"No way..." Present Mic said as he started to get an idea.
Nick also began to realize something was wrong and looked around, starting to freak out. "Oh, no... No!" He said, before screaming as it was revealed there was no body beneath him and he was a decapitated head! Juliet tried to explain things, but couldn't as he kept freaking out. "Where's my fucking body!? Oh, FUCK!" He asked in hysterics.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Everyone, minus Aoyama and Sandra, shouted.
"What's going on!? Spill it, sparkles!" Bakugo shouted at Aoyama.
"All shall be reveal monsieur Bakugo. Have patience." Aoyama said.
"Don't get mad! I didn't know what to do!" She said, holding him up.
"How am I still alive!? How am I still talking... WITHOUT A FUCKING THORAX?!" He questioned.
"THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW!" The students cried out.
Juliet then set his head down. "I performed a, uh, magical ritual on your head." She explained awkwardly, holding her face in her hands. "It was REALLY hard. And I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I think maybe just a little bit of appreciation is in order. If I DIDN'T chop off your head, the venom would've TOTALLY seeped into your brain and turned you into a zombie." She explained, fearfully imagining her boyfriend as a zombie.
"Well... I guess that's better than the alternative." Kaminari said.
"But honestly, can you really call life for him now living? What can he do on his own? Nothing. He is fully dependant on someone else now. He can do nothing on his own free will." Yaoyorozu pointed out.
"I mean, Mimir made it work." Sandra noted, mostly to herself.
"Who?" The students all asked. The celestial didn't give an answer.
Nick was, understandably, having difficulty processing all of this information. But one thing stuck out above all else. "Juliet... How..." He began, shifting in place just a little bit. "How do you know how to perform a magical ritual on my decapitated head?" He asked.
"Um... Well, um..." She stammered awkwardly.
"Um?!" Nick questioned.
"There's some stuff I didn't tell you before, okay? I didn't want you to think I was weird..." She told him.
"I think we're a good way past that now, Ribbit." Asui said.
"While I would like to say there is no longer a concept of weird in this world of unbelievable Quirks we live in, this would most certainly qualify." Iida admitted.
"I'm kind of, sort of..." She started.
Nick waited for an explanation, but then noticed zombies entered the room and began to move towards the cheerleader. "J-Juliet..." He started.
"Don't know how to say it exactly..." She continued to dance around the question.
"Girl, say it later! Zombies are coming right now!" Hagakure squeaked.
"Aoyama, your sister NEEDS to sort out her priorities." Todoroki said.
"I am well aware." The flashy boy sighed.
"Zombies... Zombies! Coming to kill us, now!" He told her.
"I'm a zombie hunter." She finally told him, before tossing him up into the air, stepping forward and grabbing her chainsaw, their two positions lining up perfectly to allow a latch on the back of his neck brace to attach to a hook on her belt as he screamed and squirmed.
"Don't hate me!" She pleaded to him as she revved up her chainsaw for combat.
"Is... That really a safe way to carry him? If he fell ONTO that clip easily enough, what's to stop him from coming OFF it and going flying right into a circle of zombies?" Yaoyorozu asked in concern.
"Plus, he's gonna be swinging around like a ragdoll like that. He's gonna get super dizzy." Uraraka pointed out with sympathy.
"And, if she farts, it's going right in his face. He's gonna get pink eye!" Sero noted, much to the disgust of the girls.
"Sero, stop being gross!" Jiro snapped.
Six and a Half Minutes Later...
Juliet and Nick were running through the halls of their school, when they rounded the corner of the hallway and saw several students being attacked by zombies. "Hey, this way!" Juliet called to them.The students ran past them and the zombies now stood in a spaced out half-circle in front of Juliet.
"Good job saving the other kids, but now she just lured the zombies right to her." Midnight said.
"The better course of option would've been to take out the zombies as their focus is on the other students, or take them out at a range." Aizawa said, mostly to give advice to the students for the future.
"Well, admittedly, I showed you some things out of place. She didn't have the Chainsaw Blaster yet. No projectiles at all." Sandra told them.
But the zombie hunter was undeterred, raising her foot behind her to kick the base of Nick's neck sending him up into the air. "Holy shit! What the!?" The decapitated head cried out, while she pulled out a gymnastics ribbon and connected it to the hook on his neck brace. She then began to spin her boyfriend on the ribbon like a flail or a whip. "Oh, god! So dizzy! I'm gonna be sick!" Nick cried out as he was used to smack the zombies left and right, all of them stunned by the time she was done, allowing her to decapitate them one by one.
Many were shocked at this. "She's using her boyfriend's severed head as a weapon!?" Ashido asked.
"I'm not sure whether that's creative or messed up." Ojiro said.
"Probably the latter, since he clearly doesn't like this. Ribbit." Asui pointed out.
"Well, it's stunning the zombies and keeping them from getting close, so... it's effective at least. Like Midnight's whip." Midoriya noted.
"Hope she buys the poor bastard some aspirin. He's gonna have a lot of headaches after this." Bakugo said.
"But would that even work? He doesn't have a stomach or anything." Kirishima pointed out.
Bakugo paused for a moment. "Well, sucks to be him, then..." He said simply.
Later That Same Evening...
Juliet's chainsaw was revealed to have gotten a new upgrade, another type of cannon, but this one having an oversized conical barrel. "Wow! Rosalind must have seen this on my Amazon wish list!" Juliet said happily, hugging the new attachment to her chest. "Nick popper! I can shoot your head with this!" Juliet exclaimed excitedly.
"What?" Nick asked, not liking the sound of that idea.
"Jeez, she's gonna give this guy high speed concussions!" Kaminari cried out.
"Young Nick must be quite hardy to take these impacts with only minor complaints." All Might noted.
"But why would she even need that if she has her chainsaw blaster?" Sato asked.
"Maybe since Nick's a bigger projectile, he'll be able to take out more enemies?" Koda theorized.
"But she only has one shot with this, then her boyfriend will be launched into the middle of danger." Yaoyorozu noted.
As luck would have it, a group of zombies rose up from the ground then and there. "Yay! A chance to use my new present!" She cheered, raising Nick's head to the barrel.
"Juliet, hang on a second!" Nick protested, before he was shoved into the barrel. Juliet then aimed and fired the weapon, sending Nick's head flying at high speeds at the zombies, slamming into one and knocking it down, but it was slowly getting back up, so it was still alive.
"It didn't even stun the zombie. Not a ringing endorsement so far." Jiro said.
"But at least there's a way to reel Nick back in so the zombies can't get him." Uraraka pointed out.
And, upon a closer inspection, a string could be seen attached to Nick's neck brace, reeling him back into the barrel, allowing Juliet to shoot it again at another zombie, knocking it down as well. This continued for a few more times until the zombies were all on the ground, but all of them were still alive. "
Line 'em up, I take 'em down!" Juliet declared, jumping and doing a front flip, using her chainsaw to spin forward in the air like a wheel, decapitating the line of zombies before her. "What did you think of that, Nick!?" Juliet asked, holding up her boyfriend.
"I think I've got a headache from giving like a dozen zombies multiple high speed headbutts." Nick groaned.
"That's gotta be the shittiest power up her chainsaw has! The phone is better than that! Least people can call and tell her something useful!" Bakugo snapped.
"Super lame!" Dark Shadow declared.
"Indeed. It's a cute weapon, but its efficiency leaves much to be desired." Tokoyami agreed. [4]
A Few More Than A Few Moments Later...
Juliet opened up yet another present, which was revealed to be a red helmet with blue stars on it. "Aww, I'm so touched! My mom and dad knew exactly what I wanted!" She said, spinning around with Nick close to her chest, before the helmet was seen on the decapitated teen's head.
"Nick Shoot!" The couple declared together.
"A helmet?! That's it?!" Kaminari asked.
"I feel like that's something they should've had BEFORE she started whipping him around and shooting him from a cannon." Todoroki said.
"Even then, I'm afraid it's still not ideal to be using him as a weapon. Of course, the helmet will protect his skull from damage, but all these high-speed impacts will STILL cause his brain to slam into the walls of his skull and cause concussions. Really, the only way to avoid this is NOT using him as a weapon at all." Yaoyorozu informed.
A small horde of zombies was inside, playing the various games of the arcade, before noticing Juliet enter, at which point they all charged at her, but Juliet quickly bumped Nick into the air, the helmet in place on his head, as she kicked him with great force to send him at a zombie at near bullet-like speeds, smacking into its head before ricocheting off, shooting like a pinball from one zombie's head to another until they were all left stunned, allowing Juliet to easily decapitate them seven at a time.
"Okay, THAT... was pretty awesome." Nick admitted.
"Holy crap! That was super manly!" Kirishima cheered.
"Whoa! Amazing ricochet! For a second, I almost thought she had Snipe's Quirk!" Present Mic exclaimed.
"And even then, he can't make his projectiles bounce from one to another like that." Aizawa said, impressed.
"Well... It's certainly an... interesting relationship." Yaoyorozu said.
"You mean a beautiful one! He risked everything to save her from that one zombie and she did everything she could to save him from the grip of death! It's so romantic!" Ashido cooed.
"I think it's kind of nice he's still willing to help her out, even as just a severed head." Asui admitted.
"Too bad they won't be making babies, though." Mineta said.
"Well, there IS the possibility of taking skin samples from both of them and growing a baby in a petri dish... Although, there's a high chance of the baby being a cannibal in such a scenario..." Iida offered.
"Okay, then. Now, it's time for you guys to see Juliet's magic in action." Their hostess told them as she resumed the viewing once more.
Juliet and Nick were making their way through a hallway of the school, when the floor ahead of them suddenly exploded, meaning they'd have to drop into the hallway below... Unfortunately, that hallway was filled with zombies.
"That's a lot of zombies." Midoriya said in concern.
"But Juliet doesn't seem too worried about it." Uraraka noted.
"What are you gonna do now, Juliet?" Nick asked.
"Watch me, Nick!" She said excitedly, before leaping forward.
"She actually seems excited to show off whatever she has planned." Iida said, surprised anyone could be surprised against such a horrible situation.
"This is gonna be good." Bakugo said with a vicious grin.
She then began to bounce on the zombies' heads, all while doing a very cheerleader-y chant. "Ready?! Okay! Undead! We slay! Go! San! Ro! Mer! Ro!" She cheered as she leapt from head to head, reaching the end of the line of zombies and jumping down as the once erratic zombies now simply stood in place as if in a trance. "If it bleeds, I can kill it!" She declared. And with that, the heads of the zombies were all blasted off with a sparkly geyser.
"Whoa! That was amazing!" Sato exclaimed.
"Definitely effective. Those zombies didn't even know what happened until it was too late." Shoji agreed.
"Ha! A reference to the Predator movie! Very nice!" All Might laughed.
Later...
Juliet entered a room that was filled with zombies, fire and smoke. The door to progress was blocked by countless desks and chairs and, to make matters worse, the door behind them collapsed, leaving them trapped. Even so, Juliet focused on the task at hand and quickly eliminated all of the zombies in the room.
"Well, the zombies are dealt with, but now they're trapped in that room. Full of fire and smoke. I don't think I need to explain why that's bad." Ojiro said.
"The danger of burning is already enough, but smoke inhalation could actually be more of a concern in this moment." Midnight noted.
"Right now, I think the only good option is jumping out the window and hoping for the best. Ribbit." Asui stated.
But no sooner had she done that did the headless body of a zombie jump through the window, strangely glowing blue flailing around aimlessly.
"Wait, that zombie is still alive without a head?! How! I thought that's how you beat zombies!" Mineta cried out in fear.
"And why is it glowing blue like that? I mean, it's pretty, but it still seems strange." Ashido said.
Juliet smiled, seeing the perfect way out of the situation. "Ready, Nick?" She asked.
"Yeah, I wouldn't mind having a body again for a little bit. And a change in position would be nice, my face got stuck in your butt for a minute." Nick said.
"TMI, dude!" Jiro exclaimed.
"I mean, you can't tell me that's not something to complain about." Kaminari said.
"Wait. He's gonna get a body again!? How!?" Sero asked.
"It seems to involve the zombie... No way, don't tell me..." Yaoyorozu began, unable to believe what she thought would happen.
Juliet ignored the comment, grabbing Nick and placing his head upon the headless zombie, before doing a back handspring to a small distance away and starting to do a cheerleader performance as Nick, on the new body picked up a propane tank at its feet and started carrying it. "One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven Eight! Nine! Ten!" Juliet cheered as Nick's body moved with a slight rhythm, carrying the tank to the blockade of desks. "Nick, I bet you make me wet [5]! Bomber, Bomber, you're so crass! My man Nick will eff your ass!" She hyped up her undead boy toy as he finally reached the blockade, throwing the gas tank and blowing up the blockade.
The group was shocked at this. "She can control zombies by cheerleading!? That's awesome!" Hagakure said.
"Although, I'm guessing it's only those glowing, headless zombies. And it seems like she needs Nick in order to do so. So it could be pretty limited." Midoriya pointed out, writing this down in her notes.
"But again, she could have found much less vulgar words to cheer." Iida said disapprovingly.
"Oh, come on, Iida! Lighten up! It's just words! As long as they get the job done, who cares?" Ashido told him.
3 Hours Later...
Juliet was in the school parking lot, when a bus and a car crashed, students getting out of the car and running into a building adults were waving them into, closing it just before a small horde of zombies chasing the students could get in, while even more zombies got off the bus. But now, this moderate force of zombies all headed for Juliet.
"Crap. That's a lot of zombies." Kirishima cursed.
"And it doesn't look like she has Nick or her chainsaw blaster yet. What's she gonna do!?" Kaminari asked in a panic.
"Worry not, mon amis. My darling sister has a trump card precisely for situations like this~" Aoyama assured his friends.
Despite the numbers advantage, Juliet wasn't deterred in the slightest. "Okay, time to get serious!" She declared, raising her chainsaw, at which point she began to glow in rainbow colors while "Hey Mickey" began to play, decapitating zombies effortlessly with one swing of her chainsaw, while being completely unaffected by the small army of zombies biting and scratching at her, as if she were completely immune to damage.
And jaws were dropped once again. "No way! Did she just go Super Saiyan!?" Sato asked.
"No, it's more like the Starman from Mario!" Hagakure said.
"Whatever it is, it works! She's totally invincible now! That's awesome!" Uraraka exclaimed.
"Especially if zombies can still have epilepsy." Mineta said, shielding his eyes from the brightness.
"Wow! Your sister is so cool, Aoyama!" Ashido exclaimed.
"It's still quite a shock to find out zombies are real outside of the use of Quirks, which can be reversed, but it puts my mind at ease to know there are those like your family standing up against them." Iida stated.
"And her fighting style was super cool!" Uraraka added.
"Indeed. And with such a versatile and... unique arsenal, she should be more than a match for just about any zombie she comes across, or even villains." Yaoyorozu agreed.
"Thank you all. Though I could never hope to be as great a zombie hunter as my family, I take pride in what they do and that I am lucky enough to be related to them." The flamboyant boy declared.
"So, would you like to see her?" Sandra asked.
"Oh, yes, please." He confirmed.
The celestial nodded and, with a wave of her hand, the cheerleader was brought into the room. "Whoa, what the!?" Juliet said, looking around, before spotting Sandra. "Oh, okay, I get it. You're one of those universal observers, aren't you!?" Juliet said.
"Indeed I am. And right now, I'm observing with THEM." The empress explained, pointing to the side, Juliet following her gaze and noticing her brother amongst the crowd.
"Oh, my gosh! Yuga!" She said, running to her brother, the two blondes embracing in a tender hug. "I've missed you so much while you were gone! And I was so worried when I heard your class keeps getting attacked by that lame-o League of Villains." She told him.
"They are a hassle, but we always manage. I should be more concerned about you and the rest of the family. Zombies are just as much of a problem as villains. Also, my condolences about Nick's body." Aoyama said.
"Oh, it's fine. It all worked out. Sensei Morikawa died, which was SUPER sad, but because Nick was such a hero and sacrificed his life, he got brought back to life, but with sensei's body, because of a mix-up." Juliet explained.
"Yeah, that was my B." Sandra admitted.
"Well, in that case, I am happy for you." Aoyama said.
"So, what about you~? Any crushes your big sister should know about~?" Juliet asked teasingly.
"Unfortunately, no. I am looking, but nothing yet." He said.
"Aww, don't worry. There's someone for you out there, bro!" She assured him. She then looked to the rest of the class. "So, these are your classmates you've called and told me about, huh? They all seem pretty cool, too! I saw a lot of you in the Sports Festival. You all did great out there!" She told them.
"Thank you. Your praise honors us." Iida said with a bow.
"And we saw all the stuff you could do. The way you fight is really flashy and neat! You're really awesome, too!" Uraraka said.
"Aww, thanks!" Juliet said with a smile "Now if only the people at regionals thought so." She grumbled.
"I'm sure you guys will get them next time. Just do your best and keep rocking." Jiro said, raising both hands with her index finger and pinkies sticking up.
"Aww, thanks! And I'm sure all of you guys will be great heroes, someday! Juuust keep an eye out for zombies." Juliet told them as well, to which they nodded. "Well, I should probably be getting back. There were a bunch of zombies on fire we had to deal with and Rosalind wants to run over all of them. Those flames will eventually get to her car's gas tank." She said.
"You should do everyone a favor and take your chainsaw to her driver's license." Aoyama told his sister.
Juliet groaned. "I tried. She just said she'd retake the test, so the less time she has to drive, the better." Juliet said, before she was sent back to her world.
"Wow. And she's so nice! You really lucked out in the sister department, Aoyama." Hagakure said.
"Of course. It's one of the many reasons I turned out to be the shining star I am today!" He declared.
"So, who's next?" Present Mic asked.
"Oh, right. Well, I think it's time for Koda. So we'll be taking a look at his brother." Sandra told them.
"Oh, no! Shino!" Koda squeaked, trying to hide his face with a pillow.
"What's wrong with your brother, Koda?" Jiro asked.
"It's not him... It's the animals he controls. He has power over bugs!" Koda cried out, hiding his face again.
"Oh, I feel your pain, quiet young listener." Present Mic said, shuddering at the memory of being swarmed by bugs during the First Term finals.
"Well then, without further ado, let us take a look at Shino Koda, or as he's known in his village, Shino Aburame." The celestial declared.
[1] I'm not making stuff up for the sake of being gross, this was IN THE SHOW, Aoyama shit himself after using his Quirk too much!
[2] Apparently, nitroglycerin smells like caramel. I know Bakugo's sweat isn't EXACTLY nitroglycerin, but it's probably close enough.
[3] Yaoyorozu has made bladed weapons to use against villains before and has even used cannons against fellow classmates in training exercises, I don't think she'd be above using a chainsaw.
[4] Seriously, did ANYONE ever use the Nick Popper? I never did. The Nick Shoot was always my go-to.
[5] Again, I'm NOT being intentionally vulgar, she ACTUALLY says this sometimes! It seems to be the rarest cheer (for the ones that even GET PAST the ten count), but it does happen.