Thankies hayley williams and BOB lol

A.N DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN DEEZ CHARACTERS. THIS IS PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

So sorry for taking so long to post my first story. I recently got hit by a bus at my college, and then my girlfriend pegged my dad. Support Regular show and MLP

Twilight Sparkle was longing for more in life. She leaned back into the grass as she gazed up at the stars in the park. All of a sudden, something suddenly hit her in the face. It was warm, and white, and creamy. She looked up in anger, and was confronted with the sight of a blue jay's cloaca. She stood up angrily, she had never been more angry.

"Hey! You stupid baka! You just shit on me!" Twilight Sparkle screamed into the vast sky.

Suddenly, the boird swooped down, causing twilight to lose balance and fall off her hooves. Luckily, the buff blue jay caught her with his incredible wingspan.

"I didn't mean to." the blue jay replied, "my girlfriend just cheated on me, she pegged my father."

Twilight Sparkle was speechless, she had never truly known the magnitudes of man, of bird, until now.

"That's okay," she replied, "It's my turn to shit on you."

"Wow," Mordecai replied, "My ex-girlfriend Celestia-hime-sama (A.N:i watch anime) never would have done that for me"

"Well, I'm not like other ponies" twilight said, biting her lip.

"Got a name, stud?"

"It's Mordecai."

"Well Mordecai-senpai, you got a big pecker and I think we need to put that big pecker to use." Twilight said, smirkly.

"How about instead of just shitting on me….. We do even more than that?" Mordecai said, winking sexily with both eyes.

Twilight smirked once again, her horn throbbing with arousal as she caught sight of mordecai's huge blue balls (A.N: birds have balls ok?!)

Twilight Sparkle began jorking her horn, becxause she was so horney. Mordecai began doing a mating ritual, as a naughty glimmer gleamed in his leyes (authors nose: like ;) that) as he began going into heat.

"Oh Mordecai, you make my heart go doki doki"

"That's cool," Mordecai replied, "But what that horn do?"

"Anything you want, senpai uwu." Twilight said, as she stuck her massive tongue down his beak. Modecai spread his claoco, slick with heat, open for Twilight and her girthy long length (an: her horn). SHe inserted it slowly at first, allowing his entrance to andjust to her girthy long hard length. She began pounding harder and harder, the ridges titillating Mordecai's inner walls.

Until suddenly, she got stuck. Her arousal caused her horn to grow, and she struggled to move from within his tight walls. Suddenly, Mordecai did a keagel and squeezed her out causing ejaculate to come (cum) from her horn.

"That was amazing, Twilight. Let me return the favor." Mordecai began, taking her into his wings.

"No," Twilight responded, "I still have one more treat for you."

Twilight laid mordecai gently on the grass. She squatted above his head, and began defecating in his mouth.

"Swallow it baby bird." Twilight cooed, as mordecai happily guzszled it up like a beast. That alone caused them both to cum.

They both laid back, looking at the stars. An air plane flew across the night sky, and a certain group of stars caught their attention.

"That kinda looks like a dick." Mordecai said alud, panting as he still was catching his breath.

"Oh yeah, man I could really use a dick right now." Twilight replied hugrily.

"Ready for round 2?"

The end?

Author's note: will be updated after I return from jail.