Comic Book Guy's Ironic Hell
Comic Book Guy was upset at how dated Buffy's effects were given the show had premiered in 1997 and ended in 2003. Comic Book Guy said, "I'd sell my soul for a Buffy series with modern effects." After he said that, the Devil Flanders showed up and said "That can be arranged." Comic Book Guy was surprised that the Devil was not only real but that he was somehow in the guise of Springfield's most religious man. Comic Book Guy said, "Make sure to do all 144 episodes of Buffy, 110 episodes of Angel, and the Kristy Swanson Movie: which now will star Sarah Michelle Gellar and fit into the show better." The Devil then said, "If you watch every episode of Buffy, Angel, and the Remastered Movie, your soul will be in hell."
Comic Book Guy spent the next few months watching the "new and improved show", which now featured a stunt double Sarah's height, scarier demons, and an "improved wardrobe" for both Alyson and Eliza after Season 3. He finished it all and ignored what the Devil said, thinking he was lying. Then the Devil Flanders showed up after he watched the "much better movie" that now starred Sarah Michelle Gellar the way it should have been. He snapped his fingers and Comic Book Guy was now in Hell.
Now that Comic Book Guy was in Hell, the Devil Flanders reappeared. Comic Book asked, "Will there be torture". The Devil then said "No, not in the way you think", and The Devil had footage of confessions of Eliza Dushku talking about having been abused in projects unrelated to Buffy. You have to watch this "over and over again" for all eternity. Comic Book Guy screamed "nooooooo" as he saw the former actress speak about her issues on "True Lies" and "Bull" as well as her alcoholism. Her ex-Mormonism was repeatedly brought up over and over again and she did this without any of her "sexy" outfits.
The End.