It was dinnertime at the Cunningham house, and Richie was explaining the elevator incident. It was a nice night, and Marion was in the kitchen making dinner.
"And then the elevator was like ka-pow!" Richie said. "And then it went BANG, DING, POW, JINGLE!"
"So the elevator sounded like a crazy Chinese film?" Howard asked.
"No, Dad." Richie said. "Let me finish."
"Go ahead, Richard." Howard said.
"So Ralph was crying and everything, until Darren saved us." Richie said.
"Isn't Darren that nerdy kid you used to play with who only talked about elevators?" Howard asked.
"Well, Yeah." Richie said. "And he saved us."
"How did he save you?" Howard asked.
"He opened the doors magically or something." Richie said.
"Now you're being funny." Howard said. "MARION! OUR CHILDREN ARE WEIRD!"
"Oh Howard, Dear." Marion said. "Just because they had a play-date in an elevator doesn't mean they are weird."
Joanie started whispering to Richie.
"IT WASN'T A PLAY DATE, MARION!" Howard yelled. "They got stuck in the elevator!"
"Oh, I said something weird again." Marion said.
"You say lots of weird things in the bedroom, Marion." Howard said.
"OH, HOWARD!" Marion yelled. "Not in front of the kids!"
Howard sighed. "As you were saying, Richie?"
Richie had disappeared.
"Richard!" Howard yelled.
Richie appeared behind his dad.
"KA-BOOM WENT THE ELEVATOR!" Richie yelled out, scaring both his mom and dad.
Howard shook in his chair, and Marion yelled.
"RICHARD! WHY WOULD YOU SCARE ME?!" Howard yelled.
"Oh, Richard! You scared me too." Marion said.
"Joanie told me to do it!" Richie yelled out.
"Hey! No I didn't." Joanie said.
"You whispered it to me while I was sitting next to you." Richie said.
"Please don't start fighting." Marion said. "We are about to have dinner!"
"Wanna hear my Fonzie impression?" Richie asked.
"Sure!" Joanie said.
"Auuuuyyyy!" Went Richie. It was a very bad impression of Fonzie.
Fonzie walked in the kitchen door.
"What did I just hear?!" Fonzie asked.
"Richard made a funny sounding impression of you." Marion said.
"Richie!" Fonzie said. "I don't go 'Auuuuyyyy', I go 'Ayyyyy'!"
"Joanie told me to do it!" Richie said, sarcastically.
"Oh, come on Shortcake!" Fonzie said.
"No I didn't!" Joanie said.
"Yes you did." Richie said.
"Didn't." Joanie said.
"Did so!" Richie said.
"Didn't!"
"Did so!"
"Didn't"
"Did so!"
"Didn't!!"
"Did so!!"
"Didn't!!"
"Did so!!"
"Didn't!!"
"Did so!!"
The video fades to a shot zooming out from the bottom left window of the Cunningham house, showing the full entity of it. The credits roll with the theme.
The end!