once upon a time there was a guy named Richard Wellington. He killed a policeman and then hit Phoenix Wright on the head with a brick. The phoenix Write played a ringtone on his phone and found numbers on his phone and made Richard Wellington get guilty.
For his crimes agianst Los Angelous he was put in the bottom of a well.
"Why are you doing this" asked Richard Wellington.
"Because your name is wellington" said the chief of police. "And well let's just say you're going to be in a well a ton from now on ahahahahaaha."
Richard Wellintgton shit himself in rage because that's not fair he didn't do anything. It was society that was wrong. He sat at the bottom of the well for 10 years.
"This isn't scrumptious" said Richard Wellton. "I need to get out of hear."
Just then a newspaper fell into the well. He read it with avarice.
"JOHN PHOENIX IS PHOENIX WRIGHT'S NEPHEW AND THE GREATEST DEFENSE ATTORNEY OF ALL TIME"
"What, old Spikey Bluesuit has a nephew?" asked Richard Welltinon.
"YES" said the newspaper
Richard Welton pondered deeply "Okay I must get revenge on Phoenix Wright by defeating John Phoenix."
Richard Welting climbed out of the well and went to the Wright Anything Agency and threw a fire extunishger at Phoenix Wright's head and knocked him unconscious. Then he put a bloody knife in Phoenix Wright's hand
"My perfect plan approachs its climax" said Richard "As do I ahahaaha oh shit here comes John Phoenix I must hide in this closet"
Richard Wellington hid in the closet and John Phoenix came inot the office.
"Urgggh my head" said Uncle Phoenix.
"Uncle Phoenix, why do you have a bloody knife?" asked John Phoenix.
"I don't know, I just woke up with it. That's weird."
But richard Weltinong called the polcie and Phoenix Wright was arrested becasue he must've killed someone because there was blood on the knife.
"JOHN PHOENIX SAVE ME!" said Uncle Phoenix.
John Phoenix knew he must rise above the ashes once again so he went to court.
COURT
"Order order" said the Judge.
"I am ready," said John Phoenix.
"As am I," said the prosecution.
"Okay so what happened?" asked the judge.
"It's simple your honor" said the prosecutor. "Uncle Phoenix killed someone with a bloody knife. There was blood on the knife so he must have killed someone."
"OBJECTION" shout John Phoenix. "If he killed someone, then where's the body?"
'It doesn't matter you don't need a body," said the prosecutor. "He probably hid it."
"OBJECTION but he was unconscious! Someone must have framed him!"
Everyone was blown away by John Phoenix's logic.
"And how do you propose they did that?"
"Easy they hit him on the head with a fire extuishgner"
Everyone gasped
"H-H-How dare you!" said Richard Wellington (the prosecutor). "What gives you the right you know that, you radicicolous man! That's probably not even your natural suit color. How did you know I did that!"
"Easy I used my psychic powers to read your mind and figure out you did it. Also, I saw you did it because I used my pschic powers to see through the wall and saw you do it"
"Wow your really smart" said Richard Wellington.
"I know" said John Phoenix
The Judge was about to deliver a not guilty verdict and free John Phoenix
But
OBJECTION
"Ohohohohoh but theres one thing you forgot Mr John Phoenix" said Richard Wellington. "True I hit him on the head with a fire extuishger BUT I am an escaped criminal from a well so it's expected I do that. But Uncle Phoenix is a defense attorney who's supposed to follow the law so he shouldn't be holding a knife, that makes him suspicious."
"That's very true" mused the Judge.
"Also" continued Richard Wellington, "you forgot to explain where the blood came from. If you can't explain that then we're forced to conclude it's from a body killed by none other than the man holding the knife: uncle phoenix!"
Richard Wellington smirked, no one would ever find where the blood came from!
"RIchard Wellingot.," said John Phoenix. "I know where the blood came from. It's under your suit! You stabbed yourself with a knife to frame my uncle! To make it look like he killed an unknown body!'
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Richard Wellington and took all his clothes off. It was true, he had a big bloody wound in his heart.
"It appears... I die now."
He died.
The baliff opened the prosecution desk which was also a casket and put Richard Wellington's body inside and closed it.
"Good work, John Phoenix," said the Judge. "I find Uncle Wright NOT GUILTY."
"YAAAAAAAAY!"
Confetti rained down from the ceiling!
IN THE DEFENSE LOBBY
"Thanks for saving me, John Phoenix," said Uncle Phoenix. "But there's one thing I don't get. Who is this Richard Wellington guy and why did he want to frame me?"
"I can answer that one, Uncle. Take that!"
John Phoenix presented Richard's profile.
"You made him go to jail so he decided to get revenge against you."
"Wow I never knew that... you're smart for figuring that out, John Phoenix!"
"Way to go, John Phoenix!' said Maya.
"Thank you for saving Mr Mark, John Phoenix!" said Pearl.
"Hey now pal, John Phoenix can't take all the credit!' said Gumshoe. "If it weren't for the evidence Maya retrieved from Manfred von Karma, we could never have nailed this guy!"
"That's so true," said Phoenix. "Thanks for saving the evidence, Maya. I'm sorry Von Karma tased you."
"That's okay, Nick, it's not your fault. I'm just glad Von Karma is going to jail forever this time."
"Now..." said Miles Edgeworth. "How about we go celebrate? Wright will pay"
Phoenix Wright opened his wallet and rat crawled out.
"OBJECTION!"
The turnabout sisters theme played and the credits rolled and it said Made by Shu Takumi and his Son Lance Takumi AKA dakoolguy
THE END
Epilogue
"If Richard Wellington were smart like me, John Phoenix, he would've gotten the blood from a blood bank instead of stabbing himself," said John Phoenix. "Then maybe he'd still be alive. The end part 2."
