CHAPTER 1
Suns Does the Cinnamon Challenge
Sun Wukong is sitting and staring at a camera that Yang Xiao Long set up and it sitting behind, watching the recording. Behind Sun is the dorm room kitchen where he got a spice bottle and set it on the table next to him.
"Wassup, Beacon students, faculty, and whoever decides to watch this video. As I had lost a dare to a certain blonde brawler at yesterday's training session, I now have to eat a spoonful of this." Picks up bottle. "Cinnamon. Now, the world of Remnant have indeed heard of the Cinnamon Challenge. It's been labeled as dangerous. Some people have gone to the hospital. Some came close to dying..."
Sun then sees Yang, in a panic, waving her hands, telling him to stop.
"So anyways. I will be attempting the challenge, myself. I'd rather do anything else. But if I don't the same brawler will come over and kick me in the jewels."
"A promise is a promise, Monkey Boy." Yang said, behind the camera.
"Yeah. I Know." Looks back at the camera and opens the cinnamon bottle and pours it into a large spoon that's used for stirring. "Now the goal is to eat a tablespoon of this and attempt tp swallow. By the way. I love this brand of cinnamon. It's an incredible brand. I'd love to say what brand. But I might get sued." He then lifts a tablespoon. "This is what I'm supposed to use for this challenge. But I thought, that's not enough." Then shows the large spoon filled with cinnamon. "So I'm using this. I'm improvising here. I wasn't even sure how much to pour. But oh well."
Sun the raises the spoon, winks at the camera, opens his mouth and allows the cinnamon to go into it. He lowers the spoon. He chews at it, his face squinching at the overwhelming taste. Sun then attempts to swallow. But he finds that he can't. So, he does the next best thing. He lets out a loud cough, and a cloud of cinnamon bursts put of his mouth and particles of the spice falls off his mouth.
Yang then begins to laugh at his friend's misery, as Sun continues to cough.
"It's terrible." Sun said, his mouth still half-full. He then quickly goes to the side and starts throwing up the cinnamon and his breakfast into a trash can.
"By the Gods."
Appearing on the screen, exiting the kitchen and drinking juice, Jaune Arc sees what's happening.
"The challenge?" He asked.
"Yep." Yang answered.
Jaune the goes to pat Sun's back. "Got it all out?"
"That was terrible." Sun said, getting back up and sitting back down. I once ate a spoonful of pepper. The cinnamon was way worse."
Sun then goes back to the trash can and once again throws up in it, while Yang continues to laugh. Sun hacks and spits, before sitting again, his eyes tearing up.
"I would not recommend that at all."
Off camera, Jaune puts his juice on the table, but Sun goes back throwing up. The camera cuts to Sun back sitting, tears falling down.
"Looks like I made a mess. Both on the table...and possibly in my pants. Just another day at Beacon Academy...can I go, Yang?"
THE END
Hello, everyone. This is the first of a series, outside the in-progress story, Crisis. And it will mainly parody fo RT Life on YouTube. Hope you guys enjoy and I'm looking forward to writing more chapters.
