Chapter Twoooooooooooooooooooooooo

NOTE FROM AUTHOR: terribly sorry that it has been a while, but I went on a cruise and I'm also writing a story called Draco Malfoy and the introduction to Pottah (will be out soon) also, big thanks to Qoheleth for your review. I don't like it when the authors reply to the reviews without the review in there, but… I'm gonna do it anyway. Thank you for fixing this (one of many) mistake, and I do agree that it would have been funny. Maybe I should put that in my next chapter… then everyone else could know… anyway, back to the story!

So. Where did we leave off? Mionie was screaming at me because we got married. YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME GINEVRA MOLLY WEA- Malfoy. She's mine now. Dray! What! I was just stating a fact! Ok ok ok. I've got this. Hwoo. So, Malfoy was cleaning the Gryffindor common room. Technically you can't call me Malfoy anymore since she's a Malfoy too. Nice one Dray. *High five* Ok. Alright. I'll just call you… "mY fATheR WiLl HEaR AboUt ThiS" or "DeMEntOr dEmeNToR!" or "it's killed meh! Ites killed meh!" or… Is she going to go on like this all day? Probably. Great. Can we like, cut the interview there or go into a different room away from the deranged mudblood? *Hermione keeps blabbering on in the background*

They go to a different room away from the "deranged mudblood".

Foo. That took a while. Who knew you could have so many auditions and stuff going on at the same time in the same place. Not me. So where were we? You were cleaning. Mm. Emphasis on the clean. Draco! If they don't understand, then they're not old enough. Sorry ye olde grandmas and grandpas. Not today. Okay. Draco. Yeeessss? You were cleaning the common room. Maybe also the dorms as well. Not the guys one. Draco Lucius Malfoy! Why is it always our parents' names? You're Ginevra MOLLY and I'm Draco LUCIUS. Uhm… what's Hermione's mums name and her middle name? Her mum's name is… hang on let me google it… OMG. Wot? Her parents don't have names! But Hermione's middle name is Jean, so maybe… Jeez, J.K. Rowling is so not creative. What about Ronald? You said his name. Uhm kof splutter, no I said my stupid brothuh in law. Ew. *Clears throat* Sure… whatever. His middle name is… *intense googling* Ew. Bilius was our uncle. Was…? He died.

Anyway. I was cleaning and I found this sword in Harry's bed. *Sob* Aaaah! Deranged mudblood! Draco! Sorry. And it kinda said Godry Gryffydog or something on it, so I think he killed Pottah. Draco! That's a sensitive subject for- *SOB* Oof. Okay. And it was Godric Gryffindor. Not, whatever you said. Hang on. Back up. Didn't he like, found Gryffindor or something? *face plant* what?! It's not like I listen. That's for nerds like this deranged mudblood that IS INCHING CLOSEER TO ME GINNY PLEASE HELP ME SHES TWO METERS AWAY FROM MEEEEE AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES, WE HAD TO CUT THE INTERVEIW THERE. WE WILL BE BACK TOMORROW. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

Oh come on! This happens every time! Why can't I just watch an interview? It's not that hard! Ronald Bilius Weasley. HoW DarE YOu stEAl tHAt caR. Hey mum! I'm famous! They said my name in the interview! Teenagers…