I do not own Batman, Pokemon, etc.
Currently it was another typical day in the rainy streets of Gotham City!
Those that did not have to be out on the street on business or to take care of an errand mainly stayed at home, avoiding getting wet. Those that did have to be outside were either using an umbrella, or they were using some kind of vehicle to prevent them from getting wet and possibly getting sick. Once such individual was well known to the citizens of Gotham City, as they can easily recognize the signature batmobile he drives every night in the streets of Gotham!
The batmobile belong to the most famous vigilante superhero in the city, Batman!
Currently the world's greatest detective was heading home after a night of patrol. It was unusually quiet in the streets of Gotham, which was not that unusual considering Batman and Police commissioner Jim Gordon have made sure that the particularly more violent criminals and supervillains couldn't be able to escape from Arkham Asylum, as well as Blackgate prison.
This was thanks to a generous donation to both facilities by playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne, who only a handful of people knew that he and Batman were one in the same!
The Playboy persona was just a facade for the public, that way no one would ever think that he was Batman of all people!
That was the last thing on the Dark Knight's mind, as he was more focused on getting home and having at least two hours of rest, before he went to Wayne Enterprises to run said company as majority shareholder and acting CEO.
That is when he suddenly got a call in the batmobile, so Batman quickly answered it, as soon as he realized he was being called by his loyal Butler Alfred Pennyworth.
"Hello, Alfred. Is there's something you need?"inquired Batman, wondering why his butler was calling him at this hour.
"Master Bruce, I know this is not the time to bring it up. But I like to inform you of a little situation that you seem to be unaware of."said Alfred with a semi worried voice.
"What is going on?"inquired the world's greatest detective, as this is the first.
Alfred would usually ask him questions which he would quickly deduce, but this is the first time his loyal butler has ever sounded confused but at the same time happy about a subject revolving him.
"...It has come to my attention that your parents were particularly worried about you never settling down..."began Alfred, who for some reason was sounding hesitant.
"Yes, I remember overhearing my parents discussing wanting to meet their future grandkids. That is not possible, but why are you suddenly bringing it up?"inquired Batman, wanting to know why Alfred was bringing up his dead parents.
"Well it appears that Master Thomas and Miss Martha... made arrangements for something like the very thing you're doing."said the butler of the Wayne family.
"Which is?"said The Dark Knight.
"You know what I'm talking about."said Alfred, who didn't appreciate the closest thing he had to his son playing dumb.
"Alfred, I already told you that I'm too busy with my 'work' to even think about settling down."said Batman, wondering how many times he's going to have his discussion with Alfred.
"I know, master Bruce. But you're almost 30 years old, and you still have not found a woman to settle down with and have an heir."said Alfred, who would appreciate his almost adopted son would finally marry and be happy.
"So, what is the topic of me getting married have to do with my dead parents?"inquired Batman, wanting Alfred to get straight to the point already.
"Well it appears that Master Thomas and Miss Martha were worried about this sort of situation in a way, although they had no idea that you were going to pursue this other career..."began Alfred.
"Get to the point Alfred."stayed at The Dark Knight.
"Well according to these lengthy legal contracts just discovered...It seems that if you are not married by your 30th birthday, which is in a few days. These contracts will activate, where if you want to keep your money and majority shareholder Wayne Enterprises...You will have to get married..."finished Alfred, causing a few seconds of awkward silence.
"What?"finally said Batman, as that was the only appropriate response to what he just heard.
"Not only that, but it seems like Master Thomas and Miss Martha have arranged for you to be betrothed to... several ladies of family friends and other respected families... at the same time..."said Alfred with a hint of nervousness in his voice.
"What?!"said Batman more angrily, as he couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"It seems that you're not the only one affected by these contracts...In fact, you're respective marriage partners will also be greatly affected if you and them are not betrothed..."added Alfred, even though he was adding fuel to the fire.
"How could my mother and father engage me to a bunch of woman at once just because I haven't met someone before my 30th birthday?!"said the world's greatest detective, wondering what his parents were thinking.
"These contracts were agreed upon by various high-ranking lawyers, and by the parents and/or guardians of your respective marriage partners. From what I gather, these contracts were made around the time Wayne Enterprises was suffering from a drop in the economy, which resulted in your parents often... inebriating themselves to relieve the pain."said Alfred, causing Batman to let out a sigh.
Although he was young during those days, he remembers his parents often being worried about it their company would survive the drop in the economy. Like any hard-working adult struggling, they found comfort in certain... drinks that helped relieve the pain. He can now imagine that his parents must have signed these contracts while they were not in their right minds.
"Alfred, terminate those contracts."said Batman, to which he heard a nervous sound from his Butler.
"...I'm afraid that wouldn't be in your best interest, sir."finally spoke Alfred.
"Why not?"inquired The Dark Knight.
"Despite the mental state your parents were in, it appears that some shady high-ranking lawyers made these contracts quite difficult to overturn...In fact, other than your potential marriage partners, a lot of powerful people in the business world have a agreed that these contracts are... well like a law..."said Alfred, basically telling Batman that he was screwed.
"Is is there any way to get out of these contracts?"asked Batman, wondering if there was any way he could get out of this.
It's not like he never thought about getting married. But now he had to get married to an unknown number of women, who probably don't even know about these contracts as well? He can only imagine how weird things will get from there...!
"I'm afraid there's a lot of legal loopholes you will have to jump through...And to be honest, I would try to work this out with your respective marriage partners, otherwise your enemies in the business world might use these contracts that will come to light in a few days against you."said Alfred, knowing full well that there was a bunch of businessmen looking to take over Wayne Enterprises from Bruce.
And these up until unknown contracts could very well give him the opportunity they've been waiting for!
"There has to be a way out of this."said Batman, who is already trying to use his huge brain to get out of this.
"I honestly don't know how you're going to get out of this. These contracts may have been written without your consent, but your enemies in the business world might find a loophole in these very long contracts to use to kick you out of Wayne Enterprises, as well as take your vast Fortune."said Alfred, who knew that there were plenty of ambulance chaser lawyers ready to pounce on Bruce Wayne!
"Ahhh! I already have enough headaches! I didn't need this one!"said Batman, as he never asked for his inebriated parents to accidentally give him a harem!
"Now this might not actually be so bad, master Bruce. Maybe you could fall in love with one or more of these ladies that you are betrothed to..."said Alfred, trying to put a metaphorical Band-Aid on a bad situation.
"Maybe I could work it out with my respective... wives. Alfred, why don't you give me a rundown of who I'm... betrothed to."said Batman, wondering who exactly he was betrothed to by his parents.
"Well there is the princess of a small Kingdom. A daughter of a famous fashion designer. The daughter of a major Japanese conglomerate... Hmmm... says here that three of your respective partners live in Beverly hills...Three of them live in some place called Royal Woods Michigan. One lives in some place called Great Lake City..."said Alfred, who was surprised by how long the list was.
"Their names, Alfred. I need their names."clarified The Dark Knight.
"Give me a moment, sir. It appears that the names of your respective... wives are at another document...Just give me a moment."said Alfred, before the silent alarm in Arkham Asylum went off.
This immediately got that man's attention, as he quickly turned the batmobile around to head to the infamous psychiatric facility/state-of-the-art prison!
"We we'll discuss this further when I get home, Alfred. For now I have to deal with this break in at Arkham."said Batman, before he hung up the call.
"Ahhh! First I find out I have to get married to a bunch of women in a few days! Now this! What did I do in a past life to earn this much misfortune!"said Batman, as it was just one thing after another!
First he was officially over with Catwoman AKA Selena Kyle, and now he finds out that he has marriage partners possibly all over the world!
Now someone is breaking into Arkham Asylum!
This was not an easy night for the Batman!
But that's the last thing The Dark Knight had in mind as he arrived at the gates of Arkham Asylum half an hour later! He quickly got out of the batmobile and made his way into the facility, where he saw it was other chaos, even though a majority of the inmates were still in their cells!
"Batman, I'm so glad you're here!"said one of the guards.
"What's the situation?"inquired The Dark Knight.
"Your not going to believe me, but some pink cat kangaroo creature broke into Arkham and is beating up all the supervillains!"said the guard, causing Batman to look at him with a raised eyebrow.
"I know I sound crazy, but it's the truth!"said the guard, hoping that Batman would believe him.
"He's telling the truth, Batsy!"shouted The familiar voice of the anoker as he was launched into a nearby wall.
"Joker!"shouted Batman, who has never seen his arch nemesis so scared.
"Some fluffy pink creature just came in and started beating us all up for no apparent reason! Now I'm an advocate for violence, just not against me! Help me, and I'll tell you what I made the Blue boy scouts do when I had them under my control last year!"said Joker, to which Batman knew exactly what he was talking about.
Joker had used a kryptonite mind control serum to control Superman for a few hours. Now one would assume that he would use Superman as the ultimate weapon! But instead the clown Prince of crime ordered the blue Wonder to go into space to do something mysterious for a few hours, before Superman came back to Earth with no memory of what he did. To this day joker won't tell Batman or any superhero what he did, only that he royally screwed with Batman.
"Oh no, not again!"said Joker as some psychic power surrounded his body, before he was pulled away.
Batman quickly ran after the Joker. A few minutes later he arrived at the Arkham Asylum cafeteria, where he saw a bunch of super villains laying on the floor in a dog pile! Only instead of being on a dog pile on him, they were all out cold as some kind of small pink creature was laying on top of them.
"Wow, you guys put up such a fight! I had so much fun."said Mew, revealing that he was the one who had broken into Arkham just to beat up a bunch of super villains for no reason, or so it seems n
"Who are you?"inquired Batman as he readies a batarang.
"I'm Mew! And before you ask, I did all of this to draw you out! I tried finding your secret lair, but you must have some anti-magic and anti-psychic technology preventing me from tracking it."said Mew, revealing that he did all of this to draw Batman out.
"What do you want?"asked Batman, before he found his body surrounded by psychic energy.
"Simple! I want you!"said Mew, who got up from the dog pile of knocked out supervillains to float towards Batman.
"Why?"asked Batman, wondering what this creature wanted.
"I have a little social experiment I want to try out in my world! I want my dad to realize that superheroes would be totally awesome in the world of Pokemon! The only problem is he said no! So now I'm here to kidnap you, erase most of your memories, and take you to the Pokemon world to become a Pokemon trainer!"said Mew, like he was the smartest criminal mastermind in the world...
"Huh...?"was all the Dark Knight could say to that nonsense.
"It will make sense in the long run! Now let me start erasing your memory!"said Mew, before his and Batman's eyes began glowing.
Mew quickly started removing any memory Batman had of his long career as a superhero / vigilante! He then began removing his knowledge of every skill Batman learned, in order to make sure he didn't try anything funny in the Pokemon world. Next Mew made download every information he would need on pokémon, including how to throw a pokeball properly, Pokemon types, Pokemon moves, and a few battle strategies he came up with. As Mew was scanning Batman's body and mine, he noticed that there was something around him.
"Wow, magical marriage contracts? And regular marriage contracts...Man, you're either unluckiest or luckiest man in the world."said Mew, before he teleported himself and Batman out of Arkham Asylum.
Mew and Batman then appeared meter is above Gotham City, where no one would interrupt them.
"Now let's get you changed into a more appropriate outfit... I'm thinking a hunk like you looks good in a suit!"said Mew, before he removed Batman's costume and replaced it with a suit that fit him.
"Wow, you look better in that suit than in your costume. Now to give you a bunch of things you're going to need for your journey through the world of Pokemon!"said Mew, before she created a large backpack around Batman filled with everything he would need.
"Now where should I send you? Hmmm...Kanto? No...Hoenn...No...Kalos...Maybe...Oh, how about Paldea! I remember arcus complaining that there's something going on in Area Zero that has him seriously worried! That will be the perfect place for my social experiment! Now since you're betrothed to a bunch of lovely ladies, both human and non-human, why don't I had a few more lucky girls to your harem by making you more attractive to girls in the Pokemon world, stud! Ha... I'm a genius!"said Mew, before he did something to Bruce Wayne's body.
"It took a lot of farting and poking to learn your name Bruce Wayne, since you have a really strong mind. Now I'll send you to the Pokemon world to become a proper Pokemon trainer! And don't worry, already made arrangements with the people there so that no one will question where you came from."said Mew, revealing that he altered some memories of people in the Pokemon world for his social experiment.
Now he just needed to send Bruce Wayne to Paldea!
So he did exactly that by creating a pink portal which he quickly pushed Bruce Wayne into! He watched as one of the earth's greatest heroes went into ultra space, where he would eventually be taken to Paldea!
"I think I'll stick around and see where this whole situation with the unintentional Harem will go. It just may become more entertainment for me."said Mew with glee, before he teleported to who knows where.
Bruce Wayne on the other hand was free falling through ultra space, his mind trying to fix itself from Mew's interference. A few minutes later his body landed in a white void, before he woke up at the steps at a large building with what appeared to be a set of grapes for a crest.
The sign on the front said Uva Academy!
I know someone is going to point out that none of this main sense, well it doesn't have to make sense! This is fanfiction so don't try putting reality into this!
Also, I looked it up, and apparently things like this have happened before... in this country and in other countries. It's weird, but then we live in a world where it's legal for a thief to sue the homeowner just because of a faulty roof...
Next chapter Bruce Wayne will get his starter Pokemon, which is Fuecoco.
Any suggestions for his team?
And any suggestions for people in the harem?
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I'm GeneralJaguar, and I am out of here.