And thus begins chapter four. Holy freakin' super crap people! Y'all love it! So many reviews, so many favorites and follows, it just humbles me so much! Unfortunately, I can't make everyone happy, so to the one reviewer that was hoping this wasn't going to be a harem story, it will be. Now that's not as for the chance of me being "H word" like you stated most Naruto fanfic writers are, it's me believing that Naruto should have as much love in his life as he could, seeing as he had very little in the actual canon.
That being said, well um….. I do not have a concrete harem list. Confirmed as of this moment though is as follows: Octavia Charlie, Vaggie, Helsa Von Eldritch, Verosika, and Velvet. Now that is not saying I am limiting it to those few I listed, they're the only ones that I have concrete.
Also, I am not going to lie, I got the shock of a lifetime when a certain writer started to follow, and even DM me about what the harem list is. Phoenixlord42, my man, I have read through your stuff and holy doozy man, I've enjoyed it all. Granted I've had to look up stuff because idk who some people are and everything, but the stories are phenomenal. That being said….. I'm also trying to balance writing between this story, ideas that I just write down, my "The Promise," "Sins of the Emperor," "The Dark Prince" and "The Ultimate Sacrifice" while also dealing with real life as it goes on.
Lime warning at the beginning, as well as a small lemon warning towards the end!
"Now, young Uchiha…. You will die." Naruto said in amusement before surging his full demonic power into the lightning that shot out of his fingertips, the raven-haired demon screaming out in pain and agony as his limbs contorted, snapping. Mangled, broken apart, hanging at different angles, the Uchiha was electrocuted by the Prince of Hell. No one would save him, come to his rescue. Hell was the Morningstar domain, and this attack on Naruto just served to piss him off. When Naruto finally released the torrent of lightning, all that remained of the Uchiha was a charred corpse.
With a wave of his hand, he rebuilt the headquarters of Maelstrom Inc. "Let this be a lesson to all of you. You mess with me, my people, or my family, you better pray to God that he saves you before I come for you."
At the Von Eldritch estate
Despite what many of the denizens of Hell thought of the Von Eldritch family, all four members of the family were worried about the blatant attack on Naruto Morningstar, but all for differing reasons. Leviathan, King of Envy, for a blatant attack on a member of Hell's hierarchy would embolden some demons to launch their own attacks, but of course young Naruto's counter reaction would also drive them to be cautious about said attacks. Bethesda, the matriarch of the family, for the conditions that the young man would have to go through now. After all, he was an adorable little fellow that had won her son's respect while he dated Charlie and her daughter's lust for him. Seviathan had been worried sick for who he considered his little brother, an attack of that scale would've brought even himself to his knees, pride simmering from his breakup with Charlie. As for Helsa?
Helsa's room
Helsa had her shirt pulled up, a hand groping her D-cup breast as the other hand was in her skirt, fingering her soaking wet pussy. The Von Eldritch heiress was watching the broadcast on repeat as Naruto was destroying and torturing many of those who dared strike out against him. "Oh Naruto dearest, just watching you manhandle them all…. I wish you would manhandle me! Bend me over and fuck me however you want!"
She moaned loudly, dipping her fingers in and out of her wet cunt, tongue hanging out as she watched her not-so secret crush.
At the Morningstar mansion
Naruto shivered, both from his sister's stern gaze and Vaggie's murderous gaze. "What? You act like I wanted that all to happen!" "It's not that fact Naru." Charlie started before Vaggie spoke up. "It's because of those little hussies wanting to try to get in your pants! How do you even know that they care about you like Octavia does?!"
Naruto stared up at Vaggie. "Are you implying- ""No! You don't get to talk! You just survived an assassination attempt!" Naruto looked at his mother for help. "She's right but for the wrong reasons Naru. She's focusing on the women that wanted to join up with you." She took a sip of her emerald dragon death tea as Naruto tilted his head in confusion. "Naruto, those were sinner demons. A group of sinner demons attempted to assassinate the prince of Hell. Your father is in a rage, even though he didn't look like it when he left here."
"Add on the fact that Valentino was on the phone with you before it makes it seem like Valentino made a bid for power. Lucifer is going to reconstruct the Overlord system, as well as bring sinner demons down lower than what they already are." She stated calmly, hiding the own rage she had for the attempted assassination of her baby boy.
"Mom, it was just a bunch of bigoted fellows that couldn't let go of their hate for me when I came down here." He started to say before Octavia slammed through the doors of the mansion and tackled Naruto, holding him into her feathery bosom. The Goetia princess had tears in her eyes as she ran her hands through his head.
Stolas and Stella arrived via portal as Stolas rubbed the back of his head. "I'm terribly sorry Lady Lilith, but despite our best issues to keep Octavia at home, she ran off to make sure her Naru was okay." Lilith waved her hand. "It's fine, I figured she would be arriving soon anyways." Charlie stared on at the couple in jealousy, the room starting to heat up as Vaggie raised an eyebrow at the protective nature of her girlfriend.
Vaggie reached her hand into Charlie's and squeezed it softly. "Hon, you're going demonic again." Charlie took a breath and smiled at Vaggie. "Thanks Vags." Naruto took his head out of Octavia's chest and coughed up feathers before kissing her forehead. "Via.. I'm okay, you know I'm made of stronger stuff than what my former home could throw at me."
This time it was Octavia's turn to bury her head into his chest as Naruto wrapped his arms around her lithe frame. "I-I can't help it…. I was worried, especially with the entire building being destroyed. If it wasn't for papa's barriers, I would've ran out there and made a brand new taxidermy collection." She growled out before Naruto pat her head. She looked up at him and he smiled at her. "Glad to know that my girlfriend, who thinks the whole world should die, would come and save, possibly avenge, her boyfriend and turn the corpses into mannequins and rugs."
She blushed before burying her head into his chest. "D-don't say such embarrassing things Naru!" Stolas chuckled as Stella rolled her eyes. Naruto cupped her chin and smiled. "Hey, I know how to make it better. Why don't you come with me and we can torture them together okay?"
Octavia sniffled but nodded her head as she cuddled her head into the crook of his neck. Charlie raised a finger to speak up before Vaggie shook her head, pulling Charlie's arm down.
Days later
A sense of normalcy came back to Pentagram City. Few restrictions were added to sinner demons as it would involuntarily affect Lucifer himself, Lilith, and of course Naruto. Valentino was interrogated at great lengths of the day to find out if he had any part of what had happened to the Prince of Hell, only for it to all come up empty, that it was merely a coincidence that Valentino's call happened shortly after the Prince's assassination attempt.
Naruto was in the lust ring with a certain succubus singer, now looking a bit older than she had when they first met. "And that's why I want to give you your own security team Verosika."
Verosika groaned in annoyance. "Naru, I am fine! Just because an isolated attack on you doesn't mean anything!" Naruto looked at her with a frown. "At least get yourself a team, you can't keep doing everything yourself. When you're not performing, you're either running yourself ragged or out cold with that Beelzejuice of yours."
"Fine, I see your point." She relented. "So why are we here in Lust anyway?" "I've got business to take care of down here with Uncle Ozzie." Verosika shrugged as she started to scroll through her phone.
The next day
Naruto was on his way to a local club sighing in frustration. 'Why does it seem like Charlie is always getting hit on? Even with Vaggie being there, and the relationship between the two being public, these dumbasses seem insist on trying to get into my sister's pants.' 'Not really sure kit, but you do gotta admit, it's kinda hot seeing Vagatha knock their heads around!' The fox on his shoulder cackled before suddenly stopping his laughter. 'Kit, green portal opening up at 3 o'clock!' Confused as most hell portals were red, with the occasional one being purple or black, out stepped a tall, hoofed creature that towered over Naruto. Its skin was blue, almost purple.
Naruto blinked and pinched his nose. 'Why is it always me?' He thought as the creature stared down at him. "Another demon? Has the Legion already succeeded in conquering Azeroth? It matters not."
Naruto sighed before staring at the demon. "Listen, I'm already running late and I really don't want to cause issues. I don't know what this Azeroth is, nor do I know of what this….. Legion, is. It sounds like one of those things that the human nerds created."
The demon frowned. "Are you mocking me? You stand face to face with Prince Malchezaar and the legions I control." "Oh for the love of, wait…." Naruto scanned the outer thoughts of the demon before he grinned darkly. 'Ooh, dimension travelling, that could work to improve myself….'
Suddenly chains burst from the ground, wrapping around the taller demon's legs. "Fool! Partly chains cannot hold me down." He went to move his leg to break them but found that he couldn't. "Yeah those aren't normal chains buddy. Uzumaki Adamantine Chains are near unbreakable and it seals off whatever energy you use. Now, bow." He commanded before the chains forced Malchezaar to his knees.
"Impossible! All dimensions, all realities are open to me! How can you ever hope to-"" Ya see, I tend to make the impossible, possible. So, all dimensions, and all realties? Now….. what if I took that power and made it my own?" The Eredar prince shook in terror as he was forced onto the ground, his hands holding him up as he looked at the Morningstar prince in fear.
Naruto chuckled softly as his normally orange eyes turned purple. He gripped the larger demon's head and forcefully ripped the soul of the demon out of his body and absorbed it, along with the knowledge that the demon had known. "Feh, some demonic legion that thinks they're powerful but know nothing of it."
The chains unraveled and the demon husk fell to the ground, burning with blue flames. Naruto started to chuckle darkly as he clapped before it went into a full blown maniacal laughter. 'The demon wasn't lying, I can feel the power he contained. To able to travel between worlds, dimensions, even realities…. father can only do so if he's summoned. To be able to do this freely, without a summoning conduit….. I'll have to be careful, I don't want to draw Heaven's attention.'
"Now… back to the club that Charlie and Vaggie are at." He said, continuing his walk to the club. He sighed softly as he recognized the club as one of the ones that he owned. 'Oh great…'
Vaggie and Charlie were sitting at a bar stand, calmly drinking their drinks with the occasional eye twitch from Vaggie as two guys were hitting on them. One was trying to tickle Vaggie and the other wouldn't shut up. Vaggie suddenly jammed her elbow into the guy's gut, bending him over. "Damn it, was aiming lower."
Charlie set her glass down. "Vags, you know how I feel about violence." "Charlie, I understand, but I'm about to do a lot worse than just elbowing someone in the junk."
"Charlie? As in Princess Charlotte? Ooh a songbird! Why don't you two sing us a song!" The one who was bothering Charlie suggested. "I'd love to hear you sing, as long as it's not something crappy like that redemption thing on the news."
The club laughed at that as Charlie's eyes twitched now. Vaggie had a dark look in her eyes before she breathed in and out. "Oh you hear that hon, they'd like to hear a song. I think I have just the song in mind." Charlie's eyes widened before whispering in her ear. "You never want to sing. What do you have in mind?" Vaggie smirked and whispered back. "TaH." Charlie oohed before giggling. "Also your brother is here to pick us up."
Charlie shrugged. "Made the ping about a few minutes after I learned they were trying to seduce us. Now let's go, I haven't heard TaH in awhile but I really wanna sing it!"
Both girls got up from the seats as the recovering demon guy took Vaggie's seat and the other took Charlie's, cheering them on.
Naruto stood at the club entrance, arms crossed as he watched his sister and her girlfriend take the karaoke stage. 'Huh…. Thought they wanted to… oh Vaggie wants to embarrass them. I'll allow it.' He thought with a smirk as Kurama frowned. "Kit, I'll be leaving since I don't wanna hear no singing. It's already hurting my nose with how much booze I can smell." "Fine Kurama, I'm going to stay and enjoying the ass kicking that the girls are gonna give."
(Play Take a Hint from Victorious, Vaggie has Tori's lines while Charlie has Jade's)
(AN: I couldn't decide who wanted to be who, I tried to go for Charlie's politeness, but then saw that the 2nd set of lyrics was sung by Jade, which threw me off. Bold Italicized is Vaggie, normal Italicized is Charlie, Bold is both just to avoid confusion!)
"Why am I always hit on by the boys that I never like?" Vaggie started off with after grabbing a mic and tossing one to Charlie who caught it easily. "I can always see them coming from the left or from the right."
"I don't mean to be a priss, I'm just trying to be polite…." Charlie sang next, looking meek and genuinely just trying to be kind before it shifted to a darker look. "But it always seems to bite me in the…"
"Ask me for my number, yeah. You put me on the spot." Vaggie said as she put her arm around Charlie's shoulders as Charlie giggled softly. "You think that we should hook up but I think that we should not." "You had me at "Hello" and then you opened up your mouth…"
"And that is when it started going south, Oh!" Naruto smirked softly as the girls started to get into the song. The girls all started cheering while the two guys at first were enjoying the performance and now were being embarrassed. They gestured to some of their friends to get the girls as Naruto bristled. At the "Oh!" part of the song, Charlie and Vaggie both winked at him before Vaggie struck the first one with a throat punch.
"Get your hands off my hips or I'll punch you in the lips, stop your staring at my- Hey!" Charlie smacked one in the balls with the mic stand by accident. "Take a hint! No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think! I think you could use a mint, take a hint!" Charlie and Vaggie handled the first set as the two guys' eyes widened as Vaggie growled softly.
"I guess you still don't get it so let's take it from the top!" "You asked me what my sign was and I told you it was "stop~"" Charlie purred out, giggling at seeing Vaggie's anger before bringing her over for a kiss. Vaggie seemed to calm down slightly and smirked.
"And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped…." "You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht! Oh!" Naruto openly laughed, not interrupting the girls song, applauding as the 2nd wave of dumbasses came flocking over. "Get your hand off my hips or I'll punch in the lips! Stop your staring at my- Hey!" Charlie was swinging the mic stand around her neck, nailing a few of them in the head as Vaggie was tearing them apart with her fists. Not literally mind you as she knew that Naruto would have to clean up the mess but making them wish for their second death.
"Take a hint! No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think! I think you could use a mint, take a hint!" The girls at the club all had satisfied grins on their faces, as some of the dickheads getting the shit kicked out of them were their boyfriends. The two guys that were flirting with Charlie and Vaggie scowled and started to get up from their seats and head towards the exit that Naruto stood at, gulping slightly in fear at seeing him as Naruto had a dark grin on his face and pointed to Charlie and Vaggie, the two guys looking back.
"What about "no" don't you get?" "So go and tell your friends!" "I'm not really in-tere-sted~" "It's about time you leavin'" "I'm going to count to three and open my eyes and" "You'll be gone!" The guys gulped. "One" "Get your hands off my" "Two" "Or I'll punch in the" "Three" "Stop your staring at my" Naruto grabbed the two by the scuff of their jackets, lifting them up with a smirk, mouthing "take it away girls." "Hey! Take a hint! I am not your missing link! Let me tell you what I think! I think you could use a mint, take a hint!" Both girls nailed the two douchebags in the stomach as they hacked up saliva. "Woah~" "Get your hands off my hips or I'll punch you in the lips! Stop your staring at my- Hey! Take a hint!" Both girls finished off the song before decking the two in the face as Naruto threw them out. "And stay out you pieces of shit!" The girls all cheered at the song's finale, as well as the beatdown of the scumbags.
"Now, security, get the rest of this trash out of my club!" Naruto ordered as Charlie was wiping the blood of her hands with a napkin. Naruto looked amused at his normally peaceful sister as well as Vaggie checking up on her. "Seems you two really didn't need my help much."
"It was just in case Naru." Charlie said with puppy dog eyes as Naruto chuckled. "Oye hon, we handled it quite well ourselves." "I would've been here sooner, but well…." His form shifted out like blocks before reforming behind the two and wrapping an arm around both. "Let's just say little brother can now travel between realms and dimensions."
Charlie's eyes lit up as Vaggie groaned softly, a squeal escaping Charlie's lips. "I got it from some demonic asshat who was trying to invade our realm, something about the Burning Legion."
Vaggie pinched her nose. "I shouldn't be surprised that those nerds on Earth managed to create a "fictional world" that actually exists. It's from a game called World of Warcraft."
"Oh. Yeah I killed him and took his power so now I can go wherever I want, within the statute of Father's powers I suppose." Naruto shrugged. "Since they're thrown out and everything, you girls okay here then?" Charlie nodded happily as Vaggie fixed a loose strand of her hair. "Yeah we should be fine Naru!" Naruto chuckled and pet Charlie's head brotherly. "Well in that case, QUEEN! YOU'RE UP NEXT!"
A large demonic man cheered loudly, a mechanical forearm and a yellow ponytail that led down his head. "Whooooaa yeaaaahhh!" He walked up to the stage and started his song before Naruto left, a loud cheer of "Zoomin'" filling his ears as he exited. He followed the trail of blood outside his club and overheard the two dipsticks that were flirting with Charlie and Vaggie on the phone.
"Boss we couldn't grab them. Couldn't convince them, couldn't spike their drinks, nothing!" "And then they embarrassed us in front of the club before Prince Naruto showed up!" "Prince Naruto was there? He left Queen Lilith's supervision…. You dumbasses! How the hell am I supposed to get Angel Dust back into my employ if I can't sit down and "convince" the brat princess to release him?!"
Naruto growled as his eyes lit up before he pulled out his semi-automatic pistol, a .454 Casull Auto, and shot both of them in their heads. He grabbed the phone that had dropped from their deaths. "Valentino, if you continue to fuck around with my sister and those she tries to redeem, you'll understand soon enough why I am the Monster of Morningstar." "P-Prince Naruto! I-I assure you it was all a misunderstanding!"
"Misunderstand this you bitch. You keep this shit up, I will eliminate you and find someone else who can do your job way better. And I already have someone in mind, so please….. by all means, FUCK UP AGAIN, I FUCKING DARE YOU!" He broke the phone in his hand and let the pieces fall to the ground.
And there we have it, Chapter 4. Sorry it took me so long to get this down folks, my mind brainfarted and I didn't really know where to take it. Chapter 5 is going to get into the more Helluva Boss side of things, as well as maybe introduce a little bit of Helltaker too. Like, review, and do stay for the omake!
Omake: Vaggie's nightmare
Vaggie woke up from the bed with a groan, glancing at a happily sleeping Charlie. Vaggie smiled lightly and kissed her forehead. "Mi amor…." She got up and got a glass of water from the kitchen area. As she headed back up, she heard a thump from her room. Her one eye widened before she barged in and saw a sight that broke her heart. Naruto was on top of Charlie, both equally naked as the day they were born. Naruto was thrusting his twelve inch cock into Charlie's soaking wet snatch, both siblings enjoying their company.
"O-ooh Naru! You feel so good! So much better than mine and Vaggie's toys!" "Well you have been teasing me a lot, so I figured it was about time to return the favor!" He roared as he unloaded into Charlie's awaiting pussy, the blonde princess squealing in delight.
Suddenly Vaggie shot up with a gasp, panting heavily as sweat poured down her body. Charlie sat up with her, both naked in bed. "Vaggie, what's wrong?" Vaggie got her breathing under control. "Hon….. remind me to not drink so heavily when we're out. That was one hell of a nightmare…."
Lucifer and Lilith meanwhile chuckled softly, sitting in bed as the King and Queen of Hell watched Vaggie's nightmare. "Must you be so cruel to her darling?" Lilith asked with amusement as Lucifer smirked. "Eh, I gotta have some entertainment in my life when I'm not torturing people. Think I'll target Charlie next time, or maybe Naruto."
Lilith frowned at the mention of messing with Charlie. "Beloved, if you mess with her, you're not getting any action for a year." Lucifer pouted. "Oh fine, I won't."