Prolong: Time Lords Queen
Summary: Kidnapping debate happens during the time of the beginning of the war of the time lords between them and the Dalke.
"Oh, why is there a woman sitting on the throne?"asked the Black sheep of the time lords. "And, if so what do you do?"
For there was indeed a woman sitting on the throne of the time lords planet a woman with curly blonde hair and wearing red and gold sitting on the throne with the council around her. She frowned at him smelling of fine perfume and flowers, with fair white skin she stared down at the Black sheep of the time lords and glared, as if the glare was meant to banish him. It could work, he thought to himself slightly nervous as she glared. The time lords weren't known for having women on the throne this is why and this is how they were time lords, lords as in men, lords as in male, lords as in no females, no girls allowed.
And, yet for some strange reason there was indeed a girl on the throne. For some strange reason she sat there staring at him with blue eyes and glazing over her council members as if she had never seen this man before. This was true she hadn't. The last time she had seen him she was just an infant not ready to be removed from the time lords nursery. Yet, because her mother was human and her mother was jealous and her mother wanted her to earn her name. So, River Song had to earn her name and became River Song of the time lords, the first and only female time lord there was making her a time lady.
"I am here to govern my people. Now, tell me why is there a criminal at my feet?"she asked.
"Because I am here to kidnapped and to steal. Never to rape oh no, I won't go that low, but I well gladly hunt down my own kind," he paused. "Why am I saying this?"
"You've taken a truth potion before arriving here. Everything you tell is the truth and nothing but the truth. And, by the sound of you want us as you're meat. Which we frown." And, so they frowned."So, what is it that you are here for?"
"I am here to talk to the mad one," said the Black sheep of the time lord. He held out a dine and dangle it around her. "And, give him a dine for my time. I need his aid of course."
"Aid for what?"wondered River Song.
"Aid for taking the son of the Night," said the Black sheep of the time lords, River Song frowned for she didn't know humans.
"And, who is this?"asked one of the time lords that the Black sheep knew too well and glared at for it was none other then the famous professor Shakespeare Paradox.
"Nightwing from dimension b," said the Black sheep as a matter of factly. "He has a known Power House. In which I wouldn't mind having on my side."
"Power Houses?"wondered River Song. "Aren't they rare."
"They are indeed my Lady. Very rare indeed, they often wield the power of time and the elements."
"And, they're not alien like Superman?"
"There most indeed not alien like Superman, pure human. They're seen as children of Zeus, Earth God in fact almost every Earth from every dimension seen to have Zeus as their God."
"How interested," she said and the Black sheep smiled while Professor Paradox frowned.
"My Lady, I must warn you however taking a human from its home is seen as kidnapped. This can lead to death."
"Well that make another God?"wondered River Song.
"Unlike My Lady. There can only be one God in the muiltmaxverse. One, for he is seen as King to every Earth, every dimension. He cannot be summon, but only called."
"Only called? Whatever is the point of that," said River Song.
Oh, how the Black sheep of the time lords was enjoying this. Here he was making a fool of himself and forced to tell the truth while the Queen of the time lords seem to share the same interests as he. Luck might be on his side oh how the tables have turned. His brother greatest victories might come to their greatest defeat, might.
"He isn't a slave that's for sure My Lady. Only slaves can be summon, and only God can call them slaves," said Professor Paradox.
"In a perfect world that might be the case Professor," said the Doctor. "But this is far from a perfect world, far from a perfect plan. I say summon instead of call. I say slave instead of servant."
"And, this is why and this is how you were marked off as for being a foe of the time lords, Doctor Who," said Paradox. "Losing your name as well. For if I remember correctly you tried to kidnapped River Song."
"I thought she was human infertility in time lords area!"yelled the Doctor. "There's never been a female time lord before it might've been a virus. I tell you dear sir. I was falsely accused. Falsely accused."
"Then explained this next victim you want to kidnapped. Don't you know old brother of mine. That kidnapping new blood is against the law across all dimensions especially in the time lord realm," said Professor Paradox said. "That law been put in place ever since Nightingale was taken and never returned all, but her heir and trust me dear sir you don't want to be a heir. Unless off course you hated your family to begin with. While rare, it can and does happen, but still very rare on most occasions."
"This is why I suggest we take Zuko," said the Black sheep of the time lords.
"Zuko, son of Nightwing? Are you dumb, like the Court of Owls?"argue Professor Paradox.
The Queen didn't mind she was finding this to be a very much enjoyable conversations as a time lord passed her a cup of tea and as she sat and listened to the talk with a very serious frown. As if thinking about whatever shall she do with this odd topic of do or don't when it comes to kidnapping. How, interested, she thought with a puzzle expression. She's never dealt with such a thing then again River Song didn't get out very much and the last time kidnapping popped up she was the potential victim. Done by no other than this very time lord, the one with the top hat and no name.
"He might be a Power house to the time lords."
"He might die in the hands of the time lords," fought Professor Paradox.
"Very well," said the Black sheep of the time lords. "Very well indeed then, carry on old brother of mine. Let's forget this ever happened, let's forget this was never a problem. Let's forget there's a war coming between human and Dalek."
This is when the cup of tea dropped and the glass shatter on the ground and the time lords went very pale, pale indeed.