Author's Note
Hey everyone, it's been a while. I won't make this too long, but I'm back, with a revival of a past story of mine.
So please enjoy.
-MisterStevenson
It opened up on someone moving through several bushes, that someone was a white boy with blonde hair, and wearing a white t-shirt under a dark yellow, plaid sports jacket, blue jeans, and red tennis shoes. "Hey there, the name's Enzo." He smiled for the camera.
"Total Drama was my jam growing up, so I want to audition and get me a piece of the action!" Enzo quietly shouted. "Now, a couple things you should know about me is that i'm a BIT of a romantic." Enzo suddenly pulled a guitar out of the bushes.
"And second of all, i'm very determined. Because even though almost every girl in school has rejected me, I still come out strong." Enzo said, before walking up to a house. He then began playing the guitar…quite badly.
"Oh Sandra…I love you so much-" "I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!" A female voice shouted from the house. "Gah! Alright, i'll back off…but is your Mom still divorced?" Enzo asked innocently. "NOW!" Enzo then proceeded to run back to the bushes, grab the camera, and shut it off.
Enzo - The Hopeless Romantic
It then opened on a white girl with dark brown hair, wearing glasses, a white hoodie, light blue jeans, and white sneakers. She was sitting on some metal bleachers, and looking bored. "...*sigh* Hello, my name is Leah." She introduced in a monotonous voice.
"And my fun fact is…I don't have a fun fact." Leah continued with a bored expression. "I don't go to parties, talk to many people, or really leave my room that much anymore. And my parents want me to join Total Drama so that I can meet people or something…" Leah explained.
"But anyways, I don't really have much else to say. So…yeah." Leah finished.
Leah - The Quiet Kid
It opened into an abomination of a room. There's half-eaten food, clothes on the floor, and anime posters and figurines are everywhere. Then, an overweight white guy with disheveled black hair, and wearing a dirty grey t-shirt, blue pants with a "questionable" stain on them, and pink tennis shoes, walked out from behind the camera.
"Greetings, mortals over at Total Drama! I am Markus, the Super Ninja Extraordinaire!" He said with a heavy lisp. "Why should someone such as myself join your humble program? Because it would add a level of Otaku Awesomeness to everything, of course!" Markus explained.
Markus then proceeded to move the camera a little to the right. Revealing not just more figurines, but a samurai sword on the wall, and a…body pillow…that was somehow standing on its own.
Markus went up, grabbed the sword, and unsheathed it. "This is my dragon katana, I plan to use this mighty blade on anyone who dares break into my house!" Markus proceeded to swing the obviously fake blade around until it hit the camera, making it cut to static.
Markus - The Weeaboo
This one opened on a short tan girl with purple hair, wearing a violet sweatshirt, dark purple pants, black boots, a black belt, and a purple face mask. "Greetings, and welcome to my own personal dojo." The girl said with a graceful tone.
"If I were to be accepted to Total Drama, I would no doubt be called a "Gimmick Character". Me being twelve years old and a ninja…mostly the ninja thing." The ninja explained. "But I would give it my all, and use my sagely wisdom to get through the game." But then there was a knock coming from offscreen.
"Gabriela, la cena esta lista!" A woman called out. "Espera un segundo Mamá, casi termino!" The ninja called back. "...So yes, I hope you liked my audition, and have a blessed day." Gabriela gave a humble bow to the camera, pulled up a hood with cat ears stitched on, and sprinted offscreen.
Gabriela - The Ninja
It opened up on the menacing sounds of someone playing a pipe organ. It slowly panned to the right to reveal a white boy with silver hair, and wearing a buttoned-up long black overcoat, black pants, and black boots, actually playing a keyboard on the pipe organ setting.
"Mwahahaha! You appear to have gotten a glimpse of the fabled Theseus of Thunder, the Lord of Lightning, the Earl of Electricity!" The boy exclaimed, talking like a mix of a DnD player and a cartoon supervillain.
"But the people on your pitiful Reality TV show may refer to me as…Steve!" The boy cackled after that last statement. "And why should you accept a grande supreme villain such as myself to your show? It would be the biggest mistake of your lives…just ask my MINIONS!" And as Steve shouted that, several dogs, cats, birds, and rabbits all surrounded the "Villain".
"HA HA HA! Cower before the might of Steve the Antagonist!" Steve shouted, before cutting to static.
Steve - The Animal Lover
The next video opened on a dumpster near a freeway. After a few seconds, a white girl with faded blue hair, and wearing a cyan shirt with a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses on the front, and what appeared to be a crude attempt at stitching an orange and green beanie together.
"Hiya! The name's Brooke, and i'm auditioning for…y'know the show…whatever the name is." Brooke climbed out of the dumpster, revealing a pair of mismatched fingerless gloves, ripped jeans, and dirty sneakers held together with paper clips and rubber bands.
"Okay, so I gotta do a fact about myself…uh, well…i'm homeless. I don't know if there's been any other poor contestants on the show, but from the snippets i've seen from watching other people's phones…a few of them gotta be poor." Brooke said, unintentionally dissing a few past contestants.
"Welp, i'd be cool with sleeping in a real bed again, so I guess pick me…alright, so who do I send this too?" The camera then cut to static.
Brooke - The Dumpster Diver
This video opened up inside a casino. It panned over to reveal a tan boy with blonde hair, and wearing a white suit jacket, a black shirt, white dress pants, white dress shoes and a gold chain.
"Hey…the name's Tony." He introduced with a nod. "I'm the youngest poker champion in Canada…and Italia. But you'd know if you watched things like that." Tony explained with an Italian accent.
"I don't NEED to join your show…but it would be a nice change of pace for me…grazie." Tony motioned for someone offscreen to do something, and shortly afterwards, the camera turned off.
Tony - The Gambler
It opened on a white girl with dark brown hair styled in a bun, wearing glasses, a white dress shirt, dark brown cardigan, black pencil skirt, black high heels, and a black tie. "Hello plebians, my name is Ivy…but that's not important at the moment." The girl introduced snobbily.
"What does matter is that I would be the most intelligent, esteemed, and successful contestant on your show if i'm chosen." Ivy smugly stated. "In fact, I have the top marks out of everyone in my school, i'm the head of many clubs, and i'm set to be my class's Valedictorian." Ivy explained.
"So prepare yourselves for the smartest contestant in Total Drama history!" Ivy exclaimed, before cutting to static.
Ivy - The Principal's Daughter
This one opened up on a boy with pale skin and black hair, also wearing a medical mask. "Alright, let's see…" The boy mumbled while adjusting the camera. "And…perfect." The boy said, stepping back to reveal a room full of old and new war memorabilia.
It also revealed that he was wearing a dark green army uniform, black pants, and a pair of black army boots. "Greetings, my name is Sebastian. I am a war historian, I am not one to brag about intellect, so I will just say that me and my little sister have been watching Total Drama for years." Sebastian spoke politely.
"I know I would stick out like a sore thumb if I was accepted, but I would still give it my all, and make it back home with the money in my hands…actually, one thing that may discourage you from picking me, is that i'm 21 years old…a bit older than the average TD contestant, but it's worth a try." Sebastian said, it then cutting to static.
Sebastian - The Historian
It opened up on a grassy, flowery field on a bright sunny day. Then a chubby white girl with rainbow hair, and wearing a sleeveless rainbow dress and purple sandals skipped into view. "Hi everyone!" The girl smiled and waved at the camera.
"Love the world, and love yourself! My name is Beatrice, and i'd love to add some positivity to the next Total Drama season." She giddily introduced herself. "It's just…these past few seasons have been filled with so many negative vibes, that I feel the best way to make people enjoy the next one…is to put a smile on their faces!" Beatrice explained.
"So for the person reviewing my video, please have a nice day…pretty please?" Beatrice made puppy dog eyes before cutting to static.
Beatrice - The Rainbow Girl
It began with a video of a high school talent show. "And next up, we have Dane Baker with his comedy routine!" A voice announced. Then a white boy with brown hair, and wearing a brown long sleeve shirt, jeans, and grey tennis shoes, walked onstage.
"Oh-hoh man, what a crowd! Now, does anyone here ever feel like a "background character"? Ever feel unimportant, mid, or invisible? Well, it really sucks…alright now for a joke!" Dane exclaimed.
"What the hell was that!?" A random audience member shouted. "*ahem* So, a guy orders airline food-" "You suck!" Another audience member heckled. "Keep your shirt on, cowboy! I'm not even halfway done." Dane huffed.
"Anyways, when the attendant comes up, the guy asks "So, how about that airline food?"." Dane finished, skipping at least half the joke. The crowd of students proceeded to boo him, and Dane walked offstage, also cutting to static.
Dane - The Bad Comedian
This video began inside a gym. It panned past several people working out, until it stopped at a muscular white girl with dark brown hair styled in a ponytail, wearing a red tank top, white pants, and dark blue gym shoes.
"Fifty-seven…fifty-eight…fifty-nine…" The girl was lifting a dumbbell, before looking over at the camera. "Huh? Oh, what's up? The name's Trish, and I wanna add some muscle to your show." She introduced, talking while lifting the heavy dumbbell.
"Due to all my training, i'm super fast, super strong, but due to my muscles…not super popular. And in all honesty, I was just dared to audition for this show, so if ya end up skippin' me…ain't no skin off my back." Trish explained, then put down the dumbbell and started lifting a barbell.
"So send me that acceptance form or whatever you guys send out…I dunno." It then cut to static.
Trish - The Female Bodybuilder
This video opened with a middle-aged woman sitting on a couch. "Um…hello, Total Drama. I'd like to audition my son Horace for your program." She said. "You see, Horace is going through a rough phase in his life, and I think being around people his age could help." The woman explained.
Horace's Mom proceeded to get off the couch, pick up the camera, and make her way to a door. Where the sounds of loud music and yelling could be heard. "This is the garage, where he plays that guitar of his." Horace's Mom explained, before opening the door.
Inside was a white boy with spiked black hair and wearing a black double sleeve t-shirt with the word "FEELINGS" written in silver letters. He also had on jeans, red sneakers, and a silver earring in his left ear.
"UNGH, FEELINGS…! UNGH, FEELINGS…! UNGH, FEELINGS…!" Horace "sang" as he horribly played an electric guitar. "This is Horace, and I feel he'd make a wonderful addition to the show." Horace's Mom said.
"Hey, get out, you old hag!" Horace shouted, before Horace's Mom shut the door to the garage, the camera also cutting to static in the process.
Horace - The Emotional One
The video opened on a black girl with pink hair, and wearing a pink belly shirt, jean shorts, and pink flip flops, typing away at her phone. "Hey y'all, Ali here! And I ain't all basic like them past contestants!" Ali took a selfie before continuing.
"You wish you could score a piece like me, you cheugy incels…LOL." She typed away before looking back at the camera. "Oh yeah, like, put me on your show, or i'll get my followers to cancel you." Ali threatened, before taking another selfie.
"BYEEEE!" Ali waved, before cutting to static.
Ali - The Toxic Girl
The next video opened up on a white boy with brown hair, wearing a gold and white football jersey, brown shorts, and gold cleats. He was sitting on a long metal bench, and looking a little nervous.
"Hey there, folks over at Total Drama. The name's Jordan, and i'm the Backup Quarterback of my school's football team." The boy introduced. "Now I know I may not be from Canada, but Minnesota is pretty close…right?" Jordan continued as someone could be heard talking offscreen.
I know you'd probably want someone a little more popular than a Backup Quarterback on your next roster. Like a supermodel, a Star Quarterback, or even one of those…other guys that're…not big dumb cowards…" Jordan suddenly looked really down in the dumps, and slowly turned the camera off.
Jordan - The Backup Quarterback
This video began similarly to the previous. But this time it was a white girl with light brown hair styled into pigtails, wearing a white and gold cheerleader uniform, black bike shorts, and white tennis shoes, she was also sitting on a long metal bench.
"*ahem* Hi, my name's Kimberley, and i'm a cheerleader at my High School." The girl giddily introduced. "A fun fact about myself is…i'm pretty clumsy. So clumsy that the other girls on the squad don't even want to hang out with me." Kimberley's demeanor immediately began to change.
"Actually, that's less of a fun fact and more of a…sad fact…hmm." Kimberley frowned, but then she smiled again. "Actually, I did meet one person on the team who liked me…" Kimberley moved the camera to the right, revealing…Jordan, from the last audition.
Kimberley proceeded to scoot closer to the still saddened Jordan, and wrap him in a hug. "Better now, big guy?" She asked sweetly. "...Yeah." Jordan returned Kimberley's hug as it cut to static.
Kimberley - The Clumsy Cheerleader
The video opened up in a pitch black room. "Darkness…emptiness…the cold embrace of death…" A depressed/nasally voice said. Just then, a light turned on, revealing a white boy with black hair, wearing a black sweater, black shorts, and black boots.
He was sitting in a wooden chair in the middle of a depressing bedroom. "People live with their heads in the sand, clueless to the inescapable fate that awaits us all…" He continued. "I have seen through the haze that has clouded everyone else's judgement, and I have been born anew." He then got up and walked towards the camera.
"My name is Sleet…and i'm ready to spread the truth." Sleet proceeded to turn off the camera.
Sleet - The Emo
This video opened up in a garage filled with all kinds of tools and machines. Then, an Indian girl with blonde hair with lime green highlights, and wearing a brown vest, white shirt, green skirt, green knee socks, brown shoes, and a pair of goggles, walked onscreen.
"Greetings and salutations, I am Monisha, inventor and future Nobel Prize winner!" She gave a bow, before walking offscreen and returning with some kind of metal sphere. "See this orb? Well believe it or not…" Monisha set it down on the table, and four legs sprouted from the orb.
"It's a portable robot assistant! It's a work in progress, I gotta add the arms and the mechanisms needed for movement." Monisha explained. "Now what was I doing again…? Oh, Total Drama. I'm auditioning for-" The camera suddenly shut off, showing that the battery died.
Monisha - The Tech Geek
The next video opened up to show a bedroom filled with various things related to fishing. A black boy with black hair, wearing a blue striped polo shirt, khaki shorts, and brown sandals, was sitting on the bed.
"(Hello, my name is Douglas, but my friends call me Doug. I am 18 years old, and I love to fish.) Douglas said in sign language. "(I was born deaf, which is why i'm communicating like this. I want to join the next season of Total Drama because to my knowledge, there's never been a deaf contestant before.)" Douglas signed.
"(Goodbye now, and I hope you at least consider me when looking at my video." Douglas waved to the camera before it cut to static.
Douglas - The Fishing Enthusiast
This video opened up in an empty bedroom…actually, the bedroom was full of priceless antiques, artifacts, and other old, expensive stuff. Then an Asian girl with black hair and wearing her pajamas stepped into frame, holding a plate of cookies.
She sat down and looked straight at the camera, with the most satisfied look on her face. She also proceeded to take a bite of a cookie, wash it down with some milk…which she drank from a gold chalice, then she cleared her throat.
"Yeah…i'm worth it." She leaned back in her chair, and it cut to static.
Hanako - The Treasure Hunter
After that, it cut to a young man sitting in an AV room. He was removing Hanako's audition tape from a video player, and then a second guy walked in. "Hey Jim, finished sorting through those auditions yet?" Guy #2 asked. Yeah, got 'em right here." Jim pointed to a stack of audition forms, and Guy #2 came over and started looking through them.
"...Out of thousands of auditions, you picked THESE abominations?" Guy #2 asked. Oh no, the good ones are over there, those are just the ones I hate the most...I was watching them for a laugh. "In fact, watch this." Jim grabbed the closest stack of forms and started putting them through a shredder.
"There, we don't gotta worry no more...what's wrong with you?" Jim asked Guy #2. "Were...those the GOOD applications you just shredded?" Guy #2 said, completely horrified. "Um-" "Hey, we need those forms ASAP!" A third guy walked in the room, interrupting Jim.
"Also, I just overheard something from the higher-ups, apparently they fixed the "Chris Situation". "Guy #3 said.
"...What?" Guy #3 asked.
Author's Note- Post Script
So there it was, the first chapter. I changed up a few things from the original, hence the "(Remake)" at the end.
Well, I hope you enjoyed it, the next part should come soon.
-MisterStevenson