Saiyan Anti-Hero
"I remember my dream, clearly." Kali began, drinking some of her punch. "It started out, with me running and laughing through a field of flowers and grass. I was somehow a little kid, and I was chasing, what looked like a tiger cub. But as I continued to run and play, I spotted someone up ahead, and as we got closer to the stranger, the tiger got older, until it was fully grown, and was slowing down, circling the figure. I don't remember ever meeting this person, but something about them, felt familiar and they felt very powerful. They were red from head to toe. No face, nothing. But they had a feminine figure, like mine, and when I came to a standstill, they came to me. I had thought about running, but for some reason I stayed still, feeling warmth and comfort, radiating from them, before they took a knee, and put a hand on my shoulder, I didn't know how, but I knew she was looking me dead in the eye. At that point, the world around us began to shake, and I was waking up. But before I fully awoke, I heard the words, whispered into my ear, power of the Super Saiyan God."
"I see. So you don't remember anything else from the dream?" Beerus questioned.
"Nope. I can't remember anything else that happened or took place." Kali said.
"Well, at least now we know something that you probably don't even know about yourself." Whis said. "You're a Priestess for the Super Saiyan God."
"What? But, I've never gone Super Saiyan, I don't even know how to." Kali exclaimed.
"That is a bit disappointing but not unexpected. Not all Saiyans can go Super Saiyan after all. So tell us about yourself." Beerus said.
"I was created in a lab, to be Goku's destroyer. Force grown from his DNA to be sixteen, in the same number of weeks." Kali said.
"But something happened during the cloning process, and you became a female, am I right?" Whis questioned.
"Basically." Kali said.
"So, at least now we have a lead to the Super Saiyan God." Beerus exclaimed. "Hold on a minute, if you were force grown to look like you do now, then you're not even a year old yet, are you?"
"No, I'm actually only five months old." Kali said.
"Which means that it was only recently that you were chosen to be a Priestess for the Super Saiyan God." Whis exclaimed.
"Well, we can ponder on that later. For now, why don't we go and participate in some party games?" Kali suggested.
"That sounds like a lovely idea. It will surely help us build an appetite again." Whis said.
"Sure, why not?" Beerus yawned.
"Alright, who's hungry?" Krillin called out. "Kali, Whis, Beerus. Come join us. This is a party game classic."
"Might as well." Whis smiled as they got up to where everyone was.
"What game is this Krillin?" Kali questioned.
"It's Russian Roulette Takoyaki. It's simple. There's one takoyaki ball that's made with wasabi instead of octopus, and you won't know until you bite down, so try your luck." Krillin exclaimed. "Whoever eats the takoyaki with the wasabi in it, wins the game, and trust me, this is one game you don't wanna win."
"They're not playing your childish game." Vegeta said.
"Huh? Okay who ordered the party pooper?" Krillin questioned.
"Yes no one likes a pooper of parties." Beerus said, his glare shutting Vegeta up. "I've never heard of this wasabi you speak of, but this roulette aspect adds a fascinating mystery, and visually it's quite pleasing."
"That drizzle topping, reminds me of the ultra-sweet black fruit sauce on planet Bana, although the smell of it is another matter." Whis said.
"Quiet Whis I'd rather be surprised." Beerus said taking the first takoyaki ball.
"Wow, so you're volunteering to take the first bite huh? I guess you really do know how to party don't ya?" Yamcha questioned.
"Let's cheer him on guys come on. Go Beerus." Krillin called out, rallying the others to join.
Vegeta had a worried look on his face as the game began, with Beerus eating the takoyaki ball. Praying to the Kai's that Beerus hasn't eaten the one with Wasabi, Vegeta was concerned that the planet was done for now.
"It's great." Beerus cried out, his voice echoing and sending ripples of water through the ocean.
'I think there might be a tsunami somewhere in the world now.' Kali thought. "Remind me to get the Takoyaki recipe from the chef before I head home after the party."
"Inside a warm and fluffy ball of powdered grain, lays the chewing sensation of an eight armed earth mollusc, the combinations inspired, I can't believe I've never tried it. An' the sauce adds a perfect counter balance." Beerus smiled.
"You're quite the connoisseur aren't you?" Kali chuckled.
"Food, is Lord Beerus's primary motivation and passion." Whis smiled, taking the second bite. "But I agree, it is tasty. I'll add it to our normal menu at once."
"Okay, I call dibs on the next bite." Kali said, taking the next Takoyaki ball. "Oh, I win the game. I just bit down on a mouth full of wasabi."
"You don't seem very affected by it." Krillin said.
"That's because I love spicy foods." Kali smiled.
"There is a certain addictiveness to foods of spice and heat." Whis smiled.
After that, the party went on as planned. During the Bingo Game, Piccolo groaned as he didn't win a single prize again, and Kali cheered as she won second place of the Bingo tournament, which meant she'd be taking home a castle. Question was, where she was gonna put it.
"So, Kali why don't you tell us more about the planet you're from?" Beerus suggested.
"Oh, it's nothing special." Kali said. "I'm just part of a hero team, who's yet to be sent out on an actual mission so far, despite being promised we would."
"Well, that just seems like a waste of talent." Whis said.
"Hey Kali, I thought you were bringing your friend, Superboy?" Goten exclaimed.
"Yeah, he was said he couldn't come to the party, due to special self-control training." Kali grumbled. "When really, it's just Batman wanting to try and keep Superboy on a short leash because he and I were both cloned to be weapons of mass destruction."
"So why'd he let you leave then?" Krillin asked.
"Because my dad's already promised to take responsibility for me and any actions I take." Kali said. "While Superman, refuses to at the very least, acknowledge Superboy's existence."
"Sounds like you got some emotional baggage to deal with. But hey, you know how to do Instant Transmission, so why not just pop over there real quickly, and come back with him?" Chichi said.
"I don't think I should. I mean, Batman could get mad at me, and even assign me to do something that would be extremely gross. Robin is already traumatized from Batman's punishments, so I'm not needing to add that kind of trauma to my list of problems."
"Nonsense." Beerus said. "Go and get your friend, I'd love to meet this Superboy, I insist."
"But Lord Beerus, I…"
"I said, I insist." Beerus exclaimed, a bit more menacingly.
"Right away sir." Kali saluted before zapping off with Instant Transmission.
~Mount Justice~
"I can't believe it. Self-control training my ass. Batman just made an excuse to keep me here and keep an eye on me." Superboy groaned, sitting in front of the television, putting on a program he and Kali had come to like watching on Saturday mornings.
"It's not all bad Superboy. I mean I'm pretty sure Goku's earth doesn't have the same cartoons you and Kali like to watch." Megan said, mixing up some cookie dough.
"Maybe. I was apprehensive at first, but then I gave what Kali said, some actual thought, and realized, she's gonna be around a lot of people she doesn't know, and wanted me there as an emotional anchor for if her anxiety started to take over." Superboy said. "I hope she's doing okay."
"Hi, Superboy I need you to come with me now. No time explaining." Kali said, popping into the television room of Mount Justice, surprising Superboy, causing him to fall on his back onto the ground.
"Kali? What's going on, what happened?" Superboy questioned.
"No time explaining, we have to go now." Kali exclaimed.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down Kali you look like you're in a state of panic." Megan said telepathically.
"What's going on in here? We heard a noise." Robin said, as he, Aqualad, and Kid Flash, came rushing into the room.
"Kali? But aren't you supposed to be at Bulma's party?" Kid Flash questioned.
"I can't stay and explain, I need to grab Superboy and go now." Kali said. "Otherwise I risk pissing off Lord Beerus and destroying my dad's home planet."
"Whoa, easy calm down Kali." Aqualad said. "Just take a deep breath and take your time to explain yourself."
Kali took in a deep breath, and let it out, to let her nerves calm down a bit before she started explaining.
"Okay, so Bulma's party was crashed by a supreme deity known as Lord Beerus the Destroyer God, and his angel partner Whis, who are both in pursuit of the Super Saiyan God, and I don't have any clue on who that is besides the dream I had last night and now they're wanting to meet Superboy because Gohan mentioned how he wasn't there as my plus one and if I piss him off or keep him waiting too long, he'll destroy the planet just because, and he'll even do it if someone looks at him the wrong way. So I gotta take Superboy and go, bye." Kali said, before grabbing Superboy by the arm and disappearing with Instant Transmission.
There was a quiet and awkward pause as the sidekicks were at a bit of a loss to what Kali said, as she was speaking ten miles a minute.
"Did you catch that Wally?" Robin asked.
"I heard what she said, but I don't understand what she was talking about." Kid Flash said.
"I'll explain it to you both, since she projected a clear, mental story to me." Megan sighed.
~Cruise Liner~
"Alright here we are." Kali said, reappearing on the deck of the ship, with Superboy falling on his face.
"Kali, what is it you were talking about before you dragged me here?" Superboy questioned, picking himself up.
"Just trust me, it's better you don't try and overthink it." Kali exclaimed, looking for Whis and Beerus, before spotting them over by Buu and Satan.
"Excuse me sir, but the pudding Vendor tells us he's completely run out." Whis said. "Would you mind sharing a pudding with us from your… ample collection?"
"See, I told you this would happen if you hogged them all, but did you listen no?" Satan questioned. "We're so sorry about that brother, he's had plenty, please take as much as you'd like."
"No, Buu eat. All pudding is for Buu." The pink giggly ball said, taking the tray of pudding away.
"Now, now Buu. Let's take it easy." Kali said, surprising Beerus and Whis, showing that she was back. "Please, let me handle this Lord Beerus, and if he still refuses to give you some, I'll go and make some for you myself I promise."
"Well, hard to argue with a culinary master's word." Whis smiled. "I bet it will be even tastier than this pudding."
"In the meantime, why don't you go and converse with Superboy?" Kali suggested, gesturing to where Superboy was already starting to mingle with Bulma and Vegeta.
"Oh, a Kryptonian. How fascinating. Their planet was destroyed from their own pride and arrogance, was it not Whis?" Beerus questioned.
"Hard to say my lord. The true cause of their planet's destruction was never clear, but the fact that their planet was destroyed as well, means the Kryptonians share a sense of kinship with the Saiyans in that regard. But if I'm not mistaken, he's wearing the Shield for the House of El. A well renowned family from Krypton for their work in the study of biology." Whis said, as they went to talk with Superboy.
"Alright now Buu." Kali said, sitting down beside the pink puff ball. "I know you like pudding, but you're making some friends of mine upset for hogging it all to yourself, and that's making me and Bulma upset, because we want everyone to have a fun time at this party. Do you think that you could just spare two jars of it for me?"
"Mmm… okay. But only because Kali is Buu's friend and she pretty." Buu smiled.
"Thank you Buu." Kali smiled, taking two jars, and getting up. "I'll be sure to bake you some yummy cupcakes for being such a good friend."
"Yay, Buu like cupcakes." Buu smiled.
Going over to grab a couple spoons, Kali was pleased to have successfully avoided making Beerus angry again, until she heard a shout she and Vegeta had been dreading to hear.
"What did you just say to me, you miserable mortal?" Beerus's voice echoed angrily across the ship.
Kali turned around in panic, seeing Beerus having grabbed Superboy by the shirt.
"Listen, all I'm saying is, you should invest in some clothes that will cover you better. You look like a cheesy mascot for a second rate rip off cereal brand." Superboy exclaimed.
"That tears it, I'm gonna destroy you." Beerus exclaimed.
"Lord Beerus wait, I got you the pudding and…" Kali tried to plead, running up to them, but was stopped when Beerus backhanded her, and sent Kali flying.
"You stay out of this Saiyan Girl." Beerus snarled.
Kali was sent flying back, and right into the table that Buu and Satan were sitting at, causing both to gasp and look down at Kali as she picked herself up, and holding her bruised cheek.
"Ow. That stings." Kali winced.
Buu looked down at Kali, and his gaze was focused on her bruise, before he turned back to Beerus, and he gained a look of anger.
"Cat man hurt Buu's friend." Buu cried out, sounding pissed. "Now Buu mad."
"Now Buu just hold on there a second buddy." Satan said, standing up to get in front of Buu, but was sent flying with just a poke from the pink blob's finger.
Buu went marching up to Beerus, who turned around and starred Buu down, letting Superboy go, which allowed the boy of steel to go running to Kali, and see how she was doing.
"No, Buu don't." Kali shouted, before Buu began using Beerus's face as a punching bag, with rapid jabs, faster than the party goers could see.
"What a shame. Well better not let these go to waste." Whis said, putting the pudding bottles he nabbed from Kali, in his pocket dimension in his staff before going to a sushi stand. "Better eat fast."
"Buu make you fly." Buu cried out throwing a big punch, but it was grabbed when Beerus snagged his hand. "Huh?" Buu questioned, trying to get his fist out of Beerus's grip.
"You know, I consider myself to be a rather flexible deity." Beerus said, before he hauled Buu over his head and he began spinning him around like a length of rope in a lasso. "An' though I try to shrug off the constant shortcomings of the witless masses, there's one thing I cannot tolerate." He exclaimed, before he sent Buu flying into the air, and appeared above him, grabbing Buu by the antenna. "An' that is the callous arrogance of those, who do not pay me the respect a Destroyer is due." He said before he began spinning Buu around even more, before throwing him to the side, and hitting Buu with an energy blast that sent him careening into the ocean below, while causing a massive explosion, which caused the ship to rock like it was in a typhoon.
Kali and Vegeta looked up at Beerus, and saw the smirk he had on his face, while switching his sights between the two Saiyans.
"It's all over. Our lives, this planet. We don't stand a chance." Vegeta exclaimed.
Several of the party goers were wanting to know what the ruckus was about, while a few of them, Dende and Piccolo included, were concerned about Kali and whether she was hurt badly or not.
"Vegeta, you okay? I thought that guy was your friend?" Krillin asked as Dende used his healing abilities on Kali, getting rid of the injury Beerus caused, despite Kali saying she didn't want to waste his energy on an insignificant injury.
"It's okay dad we're here." Videl said, as she and Gohan went to see if Satan was alright.
"Are you okay?" Gohan questioned.
"I'm seeing so many stars, it's like a galaxy." Satan said.
"What's going on? That guy's a major buzzkill." Yamcha exclaimed.
"Vegeta?" Bulma questioned, never having seen her husband so freaked out in the entire time she's known him. "Honey…? Well normally, I'd say let it go."
"Bulma stop." Kali exclaimed.
"But that jerk-wad is ruining my birthday. Teach him a lesson." Bulma shouted.
"Please. Lord Beerus." Vegeta said, causing Kali to look up and see Vegeta having flown up to talk to him. "Let me handle this for you. There's no need for you to lose your temper. Just enjoy the party. I'll make that pink fool sorry, believe me."
"Step aside." Beerus said.
"Ah, but Your Grace."
"Right now."
"If you want pudding. I'll have them make some more, the best on the planet." Vegeta said.
"I told you to move! NOW!" Beerus shouted.
Piccolo looked at Vegeta, obviously suspicious as to why he'd be backing down, before he looked down to Dende, noticing how he was afraid of Beerus to.
"Dende, you're obviously afraid of him, tell my why." Piccolo said. "Dende."
"Huh?"
"If you're sensing something I need to know." Piccolo said.
"I'm not sure what I've been sensing, but I've never felt anything like it before." The little Namek said.
"You mean his energy is unique somehow?" Piccolo questioned.
"Yes."
Just then, Buu came flying out of the water, panting heavily and breathing madly like a rabid bull.
"Nobody does that to Buu. Buu will make you pay." Buu cried out as he went flying straight for the ship. "For what you did to both Buu, and Buu's friend."
Beerus simply kicked Buu in the stomach, stopping the pink blob from coming closer, and turned him around, while kicking him down to the deck of the ship, and into one of the stands, all without using his hands.
"Aside from what Kali said, I haven't learned a single thing about the Super Saiyan God here, and I didn't even get to taste the pudding, and my appetite was spoiled by that kryptonian brat insulting my wardrobe."
"Lord Beerus please." Kali said, flying up to him. "I had gotten you the pudding, Whis has it in his staff right now."
"That's convenient, but this is no longer merely about the pudding." Beerus said.
"Please, don't take your frustrations out on this planet. Superboy didn't know any better, he's the same age as me, and he's not even from this planet. He and I were created in the same way." Kali exclaimed.
"Hmm… Alright then. I've made up my mind." Beerus said.
"You're not gonna destroy this planet?" Kali questioned.
"Nope, I'm gonna destroy it, and then I'm gonna destroy your earth. That pink blob insulted me by attacking, and so he's sealed this planet's fate." Beerus said.
"No please, you can't." Kali said, sounding like the world was against her now.
"You ready Goten?" Trunks asked.
"I was born ready Trunks." Goten said, as they both took their stances, now dressed in their Gi's.
"Fu-si-on… HA." They called out, doing the dance and combining their bodies, into Gotenks. "Somebody need a Superhero? 'Cause Gotenks just answered the call." He said, his voice sounding like a combination of Goten and Trunks'.
"Boys no. Stay away." Vegeta called out as Gotenks went flying to Beerus to fight him.
Before the fusion had a chance to try and strike Beerus, Kali stopped them by clotheslining the fusion, and taking them down to the deck, where she kept them on the ground, and with a big and strong bop on the head, the fusion duo came undone into Goten and Trunks again.
"Hey what's the big idea? We could have beaten him as Gotenks." Trunks said.
"No you couldn't have." Kali said.
That was when Kali felt the pressure of multiple battle energies powering up and taking to the air.
"We may not stand a chance against you, but I won't go down without a fight." Piccolo said.
"You've taken this far enough. We've got children to protect here." 18 said.
"Just who or what are you?" Tien questioned.
"That's not something you need to know. You'll be wiped out soon anyway." Beerus said.
"We'll see about that." Piccolo called out as the three charged at Beerus.
"STOP." Kali shouted, getting in front of them.
This sudden act of getting in their way, caused the three fighters to stop midflight and look at the Saiyan girl confused.
"Everyone just stop." Kali said. "Even if everyone here were to gang up on him. Even if all the Saiyans were to fuse together and reach the highest level of Super Saiyan, it wouldn't be enough to take Beerus down."
"Just what is Beerus, Kali?" Piccolo questioned.
"You know the Kai's are the Gods of creation and life, right?" Kali asked. "Well Lord Beerus is a Destroyer God, that even the Kai's fear to no end. He's the exact opposite of the Kai's and he's ruthless, and the more you anger him, the sooner he'll wipe out your entire world, and move on to mine."
"Kali what are you saying?" 18 questioned.
"Because Buu attacked Beerus, defending me, he sealed this planet's fate to be destroyed, and will destroy it. Superboy did the same for our planet, by insulting him." Kali said. "But I don't wanna lose any of you, sooner than I have to. I've made such wonderful friends here today, and I'm not wanting to lose you, not yet. So please, don't fight him, and just enjoy the time you have left in this life. Because that's all we can do, before we all die."
18, Piccolo, and Tien all looked at her, shocked at what Kali was saying, and when they saw the look in her eyes, they knew she was serious, and backed down, lowering themselves back to the deck below.
"Actually you're wrong about that Kali." Beerus said, causing her surprise, as she turned around to look at him. "You won't be joining your friends in death. Instead, you'll be coming along with Whis and myself. After all, you are the Priestess of the Super Saiyan God, so it stands to reason, you'd be important for him to show himself, if we held you captive."
"No you can't. If you're gonna kill my friends, I don't want to live without them." Kali said.
"Too bad. You're too valuable to me to die, so you'll be kept alive until I no longer have a use for you." Beerus exclaimed. "C'mon Whis, let's go." Beerus called out.
"Here you go." The Sushi maker said.
"Thank you." Whis smiled, taking in the sight of his sushi platter. "My word. Oh-ho-ho-ho. So this is what you call sushi?"
"Yes sir. Don't forget to dip it in this first. That's called soy sauce." The sushi chef said.
"Now what's this orange one here, with the spongey texture?" Whis questioned.
"That one's our special, sea urchin battle ship roll." The man said.
"Oh my. An' what about that one? It's practically sparkling like a diamond." Whis said.
"That's our premium tuna-belly nigiri."
"Tuna-belly? An' that?"
"That's an egg."
"An' that?"
"Salmon roe."
"An' that?"
"Abalone."
"They all look supremely delicious. I don't know where to begin." Whis said, making a pair of chopsticks appear in his hands from nowhere. "Let's see. Guess there's no time to dither." He said, before digging into the tuna-belly, squealing and shivering with delight as he couldn't help but enjoy the texture. "It's perfection."
"Thanks sir. I'm glad you like it." The sushi chef said.
"Whis. Did your ears fall off? Whis." Beerus called out.
"Okay, be right there." Whis called out. "Hello Lord Beerus, you called."
"I've been calling you for quite some time." Beerus said. "Like I said before. I'm ready to destroy this planet, go home, and then get straight to destroying the other earth."
"Does that mean you're over your little Super Saiyan God obsession already?" Whis questioned.
"No. So long as we have Kali, we'll be able to get him to come out of hiding." Beerus said, as Whis took another bite of sushi.
"Mmm, this sushi is wondrous." Whis chuckled.
"An' you're keeping it all for yourself I see." Beerus said.
"No need for hurt feelings my lord. I'm having a special sampler platter made for you that we can take on the road." Whis said.
"How unusually thoughtful of you Whis." Beerus said.
"Of course that means you'll have to be patient a little bit longer." Whis said.
"Okay, okay." Beerus said. "I suppose I could hold off on global annihilation long enough for a sampler platter."
Down on the deck below, Dende was realizing what he was feeling, coming from Beerus.
"I know what he is." Dende said. "It's the only way to explain his strange energy. He's a deity."
"Say what?" Piccolo questioned. "Then what Kali said about him, was true."
Vegeta was still scared stiff, looking around, and seeing everyone within low spirits, as to what was happening, he could even tell the kryptonian Kali brought along, was freaked out, as he looked up at Beerus.
"The Prince of all Saiyans, reduced to a butler? Well no more." Vegeta cried out, as his hair turned a golden blonde, and his eyes going from black to sky blue. "From no own, I kneel to no one." He said, before flying up to Kali and Beerus.
"Vegeta?" Kali questioned.
"Guess you can't face the truth either." Beerus said.
Vegeta shouted, and charged up to throw a punch at Beerus, but a single glare from him, left the Saiyan Prince frozen in place gritting his teeth.
"I can't even find the strength to move." Vegeta grumbled, trying to force his way through the frozen sensation.
"My, my… is that your idea of power?" Beerus questioned, before appearing a couple feet away from Vegeta and putting a single finger to his forehead. "Absolutely pathetic, and you have the gull to call yourselves a 'warrior race.' That's what disgusts me about Saiyans. So much bravado, but you always manage to let me down." He said, before pushing his finger down, and sending Vegeta to the deck below. As Vegeta began to force himself up, Beerus came back down, and slammed his foot on Vegeta's head, forcing him out of his Super Saiyan form, and slamming the Prince of the Saiyan's head into the wooden deck.
"Vegeta." Kali and Bulma cried out, with Kali flying down to the deck, with Kali landing beside the blue haired girl, feeling something snapping within her soul.
"Your father used to buckle under my foot like this." Beerus exclaimed. "Despite all his muscle flexing and fist waving, he couldn't even scratch my heel. You and your father are exactly the same. Weaklings pretending to rule from imaginary thrones." Beerus said, before raising his foot from Vegeta's head, allowing Vegeta to breathe again, and pick himself up.
Bulma was about to shout out and call for Beerus to stop, when Kali stuck her arm, out, motioning for her to stop, as she was looking down, her bangs overshadowing her eyes, as a faint aura of power began radiating from her body.
"What a day of disappointments. No pudding. No Super Saiyan God. This world is nothing but a tease." Beerus said, as Kali began slowly marching over to them. "So, needless to say, there's no reason to keep this planet intact. This world and its creatures will serve this galaxy, equally as dust." He exclaimed, turning around and pointing a finger at Vegeta, powering up an attack.
"Ha. Of all the ways a man can die in the universe, killed by a destroyer deity in battle might be as noble as it gets." Vegeta exclaimed.
"Thank you." Beerus smiled. "You'd be shocked how few people understand that. Now it's time for you to die."
Beerus smiled, as he sent the attack at Vegeta, his target directly in his sights, as Vegeta came to accept his fate, before the sound of an impact rumbled around the ship, and he felt waves of energy rolling past him. Opening his eyes, Vegeta saw Kali standing in front of him, her body at an angle as her right arm was held up, and she was using only her right hand, to push back against Beerus's attack, the air pressure from the powers colliding causing the wind to blow, as the others were blown back, before releasing a burst of her own power, negating the Destroyer Gods, before she lowered her arm, and looked to have a blank look on her face, like she wasn't in control of herself, as a red aura was enveloping her. With the attack gone, Beerus and Whis looked at Kali from their respective positions, both hardly believing what they just witnessed.
"I don't believe it." Beerus said, before he smiled. "If the power of a Priestess of the Super Saiyan God is enough to negate one of my lowest level attacks, then just imagine what the power of the true Super Saiyan God, must be like."
"What is he talking about?" Piccolo asked. "Super Saiyan God?"
"Kali." Superboy called out, as the red aura enveloping her left, and she passed out, before he caught her in his arms. "I got you."
"Hmm… it seems her body isn't used to the power she wields, and will need proper training in order to control it." Beerus said.
"Whether she has control or not is irrelevant my lord." Whis said, coming to his side. "The mere fact that she was able to dispose of your attack so easily, means she's got great potential. I'm starting to rethink my suspicions of her being a mere Priestess."
"Who the hell cares? If she's connected to the Super Saiyan God in any way, shape, or form, then she's important to us, and we have to keep her alive." Beerus said.
"Hold it." Bulma said. "You can't take Kali. She's only a five month old clone. Still technically an infant by age standards."
"Infant or not, she was able to fend off divine energy, something that should be impossible for mortals unless they're will is as strong as a Destroyer Gods." Beerus said. "Now I think it's about time I destroy this planet and get on with my day." Beerus flew into the air, and raised his hand, to create an energy blast, but stopped as he scratched his head instead. "On second thought, maybe I won't destroy this world." Beerus said. "Your warriors might be pitiful, but the food here is unlike any I've ever tasted, it's simply some of the best in the galaxy."
"Yes that's right. It'd be a waste for this planet to be destroyed and for you to lose these wonderful recipes." Bulma said.
"Alright, I've changed my mind. I'm gonna give both Earth's a second chance." Beerus said floating down to the stage. "But not just on a whim. You'll have to earn it. You there, Kryptonian. You'll be the one who decides the fates of the two earths."
"What exactly, are you gonna want me to do?" Superboy questioned, laying Kali on the ground, and hopping up to the stage.
"It's simple really. We'll play a game of rock-paper-scissors with three rounds." Beerus exclaimed.
"That's it?" Superboy questioned.
"That's it."
"Oh crap. I'm terrible at this game." Superboy groaned.
"Superboy." Bulma called out. "Win the game, and I'll give you any prize you want."
At that moment, multiple bad omens went off, freaking the others out, while Bulma still held her weird pose.
"Great." Superboy sighed. "Alright cat man, let's do this."
"1-2-3-rock-paper-scissors-GO." Beerus and Superboy called out, both of them forming scissors. "GO." They called out, getting scissors again.
"Be honest kid, did you throw your hand out a second late?" Beerus asked.
"What? No way. Kali would kick my ass if I were to cheat at a game of chance, especially against a Destroyer God. Besides, if I did throw it out late, I would have done rock instead of a tie."
"The Kryptonian does make a valid point." Beerus said. "Alright one more time."
Beerus and Superboy went for another round of rock-paper-scissors. But everything was on the line this time. The fate of two worlds hung in the balance, so Superboy wasn't gonna tie this time, but he wasn't certain he was gonna win either.
"1-2-3-rock-paper-scissors-GO." They shouted, Superboy going for rock, and Beerus, going for paper.
"YOU LOST?" Piccolo questioned.
"I told you all I wasn't good at games of chance." Superboy exclaimed as Beerus took to the skies again, with Kali over his shoulder. "Games of chance are more Kali's specialty. Besides, the fate of two worlds on the line, is a lot of pressure for me to handle."
"Lord Beerus. I have the sampler platter ready for us for our departure." Whis said.
"Don't expect us to split that Whis, I saw you feasting down there." Beerus said, causing Whis to laugh.
"Guilty as charged, I just couldn't resist. Now we'd better head out before it spoils." Whis said.
"Right." Beerus said, holding out his right arm and forming a ball of Haki in his palm, before it grew in size, with him building it up to be powerful enough to destroy the planet, raising it above his head. "It's the end of your story. Goodbye forever, planet earth."
"Stop right there." A familiar voice echoed out, causing Beerus to pause before he could throw the ball of destructive deity energy at the ship.
Up on the highest point of the ship, stood Goku as he was looking ready for another fight.
"Goku's here." Bulma smiled.
"Kakarot." Vegeta exclaimed.
"All right." Krillin cheered as Goku jumped down from the steam of the ship.
"Oh honey." Chichi smiled.
"Dad's here." Goten cheered.
"Yeah, good timing." Gohan said.
"Hmph, finally decided to show up huh?" Piccolo questioned.
"Yeah, you're always cutting it so close." Chichi exclaimed.
"First off. Happy birthday Bulma, my gift is in the mail." Goku said.
"There are more important things to do than wish me happy birthday." Bulma said.
"I know it's not enough." Goku said. "I promise I'll get you another present as soon as I get to a mall. By the way, how old are you turning this year anyway?"
"My birthday and my age don't matter right now. Don't you see that giant blast up there?" Bulma questioned.
"Oh yeah that." Goku said.
"Well, well look who's returned. With good news I hope." Beerus said. "Did you actually figure out who this "Super Saiyan God" is that I'm supposed to fight?"
"Sorry Beerus. Still no idea on that count." Goku said, before clapping his hands together. "In the meantime could you please not blow up the earth, and maybe return my daughter to me please?"
"I must. I beat the Kryptonian at rock-paper-scissors fair and square." Beerus said.
"Hold on. Did you seriously decide the fate of this planet by playing rock-paper-scissors with Superboy?" Goku questioned.
"Not just this planet, but the planet the kryptonian and your daughter hail from as well. An' so what? We already know that you're not strong enough to stop me from doing what I want. An' your daughter actually happens to be connected to the Super Saiyan God, as she is his Priestess, and was able to negate my attack with ease." Beerus said.
"Hmm, you've got me there." Goku said. "You're right, Lord Beerus. You're stronger than me in very way. But to hear Kali is capable of such strength, is mind blowing. I wish I could have seen it. Wait, I have an idea. Before you destroy the earth, let's take a chance and test something."
"What do you suggest?" Beerus questioned.
"Well like I said, I don't know who or what a Super Saiyan God is, but there might be a way to bring one here, because I know exactly who we should ask." Goku said. "Just give me a little time to put this into action, okay? Please, can you do that?"
"Uuh. Mmm." Beerus questioned, before looking back at Whis who was chuckling as he was looking over the sampler platter in his hands, then back to Goku.
"Super Saiyan please?" Goku asked.
"Alright. A teeny little bit of time." Beerus said, before he dispersed the energy of his attack. "You have until I finish my sampler platter."
"Thank you. You won't be sorry." Goku said.
"How can you find someone you're not even sure exists?" Vegeta questioned.
"I'm asking our old friend Shenron for help." Goku said.
"Lord Beerus, you surprise me. I thought you'd given up any hope of finding this Super Saiyan God." Whis said.
"I woke up after a measly 39 year nap for this. If there's any chance he's not bluffing, I might as well take it." Beerus said.
"How level headed of you." Whis said.
"That said, this reprieve I've given them shall be the last. If he can't find the Super Saiyan God for me, I'll destroy more than both planets I'm targeting. Their whole solar systems will pay." Beerus said.
"Sorry birthday girl, but I need the Dragon Balls." Goku said.
"The, what now?" Superboy inquired.
"They're wishing orbs. When you summon the great dragon Shenron forth, he'll grant any three wishes you may desire of him." Piccolo said.
"Hey boys." Goku began, addressing Goten and Trunks. "If I had to guess, I'd say you've already searched and found where she's hiding all the bingo prizes, am I right?"
"That's right dad." Goten said.
"Yeah. Mom's got all seven Dragon Balls, in a vault on board. They're the grand prize this time." Trunks said.
"Young man. They're supposed to be a surprise." Bulma exclaimed.
"Goten went and looked at them too." Trunks chuckled.
"I'm sorry Bulma we couldn't resist." Goten said.
"I can't trust your guys with anything, can I?" Bulma sighed.
"Wait Kakarot." Vegeta exclaimed. "Exactly how long have you been watching us?" Vegeta questioned, causing Goku to giggle. "Don't laugh this off."
"Don't worry about that now. We've got work to do." Goku said. "I'm sorry Bulma, but I think Shenron's our only chance here."
"You know what that cat-eared weirdo did to my party?" Bulma questioned, looking over to where Beerus and Whis stood on the deck, putting Kali, who was still unconscious, in a chair at a table. "If you need them, you can use the Dragon Balls however you want."
"Hey now, go easy on the insults Bulma." Goku said. "That's Lord Beerus, the Destroyer God you're talking about. An' he's probably the strongest guy in the entire universe."
"That's a lot of information to take in." Bulma said. "So you're saying he's an actual God?"
"That's right. An' we don't have a lot of time if we want to bring out the Super Saiyan God he's searching for." Goku said before turning to Trunks and Goten. "Boys, go get me the Dragon Balls."