Hey, hey!

As promised. The girls day. Happening the same time the guys are in the sauna.

"Well at least we get the girls day that I've been bugging you about Hinata."

Sakura smiled at Hinata. It was Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Temari relaxing in the hot springs of the spa resort. They were submerged in the hot, relaxing water and was having a pretty good time. No drama. No catty fights. Just relaxation.

Hinata smiled at Sakura. Quiet as usual as she sunk deeper in the water, to her neck. Sakura smiled at her friend. Hinata was the same as always. She didn't like to be exposed to others and she definitely didn't like to show her body.

Ino sighed in contentment as she closed her eyes. "Tonight with the men should be fun. Just food, drinks and a bon fire. It'll be nice. A good 'see you later' type of event. I'll be the first to admit. I'm gonna miss you Hinata."

Ino opened one eye and looked at her friend. "You're one hell of a kunoichi, and one hell of a catch for Naruto. It's about time he realized you were the perfect woman for him."

Hinata blushed at the compliment and looked at the murky water. "Thank you Ino. I-I will truly miss you all too. Please don't feel too upset. We're all happy now. We will still visit Konoha."

Sakura nodded her head at this. "Yeah. That's true. It just…hurts ya know. For a while it was typically just me, you and Ino. It's like missing our other half. I'm super happy that you finally found your peace though Hinata. I just wish it was in Konoha."

Temari scuffed at the melodramatic conversation. "Blah. You did what makes you happy Hyuga. You did the right thing. Do you think I wanted to just drop my life and move to Konoha from Sauna? No. Shikamaru makes me happy though, and just like Naruto, I followed what makes me happy. I have no regrets for that, and neither should you or Naruto."

Ino opened her other eye and winked at Temari before sticking her tongue out at her in a silly manner. "Hey now. That's Hinata Uzumaki to you. No longer a Hyuga. Man, I am so happy you got that title Hinata. I couldn't imagine another woman with that last name and married to Naruto. Don't get me wrong, your husband is a looker, but he's your looker."

Temari smirked at Ino. "That's right. You're an Uzumaki now. So how does it feel to drop the elite Hyuga last name? For me, taking on the Nara last name, it was odd going from Jonin leader and second in command of Sauna, to a matriarch of the Nara clan. Not as much adrenaline in it. What about you Mrs. Uchiha?"

Sakura blinked at the question before she shrugged her shoulders. "I can't really compare to you Temari. You uprooted your whole life for Shikamaru and moved to Konoha. I already had a life in Konoha. I run the hospital and have my career and life established back home. Getting married to Sasuke, it didn't really change how I do my day to day life."

Temari looked to be thinking over Sakura's words. "Maybe because it's just you and the Uchiha, who's trying to redeem himself. No clan's that you two are separating from. There is no real stress on you two other than clearing Uchiha's horrible record."

Sakura gave Temari a deadpanned look. "We don't have to talk about that."

Temari looked at Sakura weirdly. "Why not? Everyone has flaws. I'm not perfect. You're not perfect. Your husband damn sure isn't perfect-"

Hinata waved her arms in between Temari and Sakura. Both females had a temper and if Sakura got angry enough, she would surely argue and fight Temari. Even if they were naked in the hot springs. "Umm. To answer your q-question Temari. It umm, it feels a little odd. Honestly, it's a bit bittersweet. Considering how everything happened between me and my family."

Temari eyed Sakura for one last second before looking back at Hinata. "What exactly happened? Shikamaru said you got screwed over a year or so ago, and he seemed pretty upset about the topic for like three days. Something about you being passed over the heiress title? Did you lose the fight for it or something?"

Ino scuffed as she closed her eyes again. "No. She won it. She beat who they told her to compete against, and she beat her father, the actual clan leader. Plus she earned the title of gentle fist master. Sorry Hinata for speaking ahead of you. It just really grinds my gears."

Temari looked completely confused. "So wait. If you did all that. Then why did you get passed up?"

Hinata looked at Temari before looking at the murky water. "Popularity vote. My sister is more of a model image of what a Hyuga is supposed to be. Also, it was either me or Hanabi, and I couldn't do that to Hanabi."

Temari hummed at this. She could tell it was still a sore subject and didn't want to continue with such a sensitive topic for Hinata when she just got married. "Situations like that. I understand why you decided to be the bigger person. I am the oldest myself Hinata, so I get it. It's their loss. Plus, it made it ten times easier for you to make the decision to leave and come to Amegakure. Where it seems you belong. So, it all worked out."

Hinata smiled at Temari and nodded her head. "Yes. Thank you."

Temari smiled at Hinata, before a grin graced her face. "Alright. Enough with all the sensitive talk. I want to know the juicy details. Why else would Mrs. Uchiha here demand a 'girls day'? These type of outings are meant to talk about the spicy details of our significant others. So, what is that hyperactive blonde working with? Is he good in bed?"

Hinata's face turned bright red and her eyes widened astronomically. Before Hinata could sputter any words, Temari held up her hand and laughed. "Look! I'll start it off. Why not lighten up the mood? I've been with one other guy before Shikamaru. He didn't take my virginity, but we gave each other oral. If I were to compare. Shikamaru is above average dick size wise-"

Ino covered her ears and yelled. "OH GOSH NOOOO!"

Temari laughed and nudged Ino's shoulder. "Oh whatever. I know you had to have been curious at least once. Shikamaru told me your dad one time asked who you were dating. Either Shikamaru or Choji. So, surely you thought one of them were attractive. Anyways. Bottomline, Shikamaru knows how to work that thing and nothing is troublesome for him once we get started. If you catch my drift."

Ino glared at Temari and rolled her eyes. "Yeah. May my father rest in peace, but he was so far from on point. Me and Shikamaru are basically twins in my eyes. Sometimes we just share our birthdays together because it's easier with our busy schedules. Being so close in age, with our families and our fighting formation. I never looked at Shikamaru that way, and vice versa."

Temari looked at Ino and smirked. "Never? Hn, you don't know what you're missing." Ino arched her brow at Temari and smirked equally back at her. "Are you offering?"

The two blondes burst out laughing at this. Sakura and Hinata looked at each other totally confused on why those two would be joking like this. Was this the humor of team ten? Was this why Shikamaru liked Temari so much, because she fit in perfectly?

Ino collected herself and grinned. "Since we're talking about it. I am happily satisfied with Sai. That guy lies about not being able to handle emotional situations, because he handles anything sex related perfectly. He is very skilled in pleasuring a woman. Plus, I've dated guys and had sex with two before Sai. This guy is packing."

Ino held her hands up to show the size of Sai's male organ and Temari's eyes sparkled. "No way! That's Shika's size too! So, how many times do you finish?"

Ino blushed at the question. More so because she was getting excited talking about it. Being able to boast about her man. "On average twice. Sai refuses for it to be less than two times. He'll even go down on me for EVER if I'm not feeling the sex."

Temari's mouth dropped. "He does that too?" Ino nodded her head proudly. "Yep!" Temari was beginning to think Ino and herself can dive deeper in this convo in private. Maybe a little couples outing was in their future. After seeing that Ino was open like she was, some fun can be had.

The two blondes looked over at Sakura and Hinata to chime in. Those two were being no fun right now. Ino arched her brow at Sakura. "What about you and Sasuke? I promise I'm totally over the whole crush thing and won't think twice about your sex life with him."

Temari chuckled at this and elbowed Ino again. Look at this chick and her growth she's had over the years. It was attractive to see maturity on the blonde bombshell.

Sakura rolled her eyes, but still smiled at Ino. "I've never been with anyone else other than Sasuke. Not even a kiss. So, I don't really have anyone to compare him to. He pleasures me just fine. I always finish before him, and he does like to do oral too. It's not his favorite thing, I can tell, but he's good at it. He likes to try new things all the time too."

Temari looked at Sakura shocked by that last statement. "Oh nice. I thought he would be missionary 24/7. Or just you on top, type of guy. That's good he's not a stick in the mud. Who would have thought by the way he acts."

Again Sakura gave Temari a pointed look. "Sasuke really isn't like that in private. Or when he relaxes. He's more like that in large crowds or people he doesn't really know. He's an introvert for sure. I'm more of the social person."

Ino nodded her head in agreement. "Hmm. If you really think about it. You and Naruto married the polar opposite of each other. Sakura, you're bubbly, happy go lucky. Love spending time out and about. Helpful. Just a super nice and awesome person."

Sakura blinked at the praise and blushed when Hinata and Temari nodded their heads in agreement. "Jeez Ino. Take me out to dinner first, you're making me blush. Still thanks for the compliment."

Ino nodded her head nonchalantly and continued. "Yeah, and Sasuke is like the opposite of that. Once I like, grew up, I realized that he's very moody. Not happy go lucky. Barely happy at all. Like he refuses for himself to feel any happy emotion at all. Like you said, he's an introvert. He'd rather you solve your own issue, and he's not super nice. I'm guessing he's the opposite when you two are alone, but that has to be annoying. That he refuses to be nice to others so you two can have a chill night."

Sakura pouted at this. "That's not the case, he just has to warm up to you. You know that Ino."

Ino looked at Sakura strangely. "No I don't. He's never warmed up to me, because I wasn't around him 24/7 on a team, and he never wanted to get to know me. Hell, the only reason he probably even remembers me is because I was that annoying girl that threw herself on him. Hinata wasn't like me, and Sasuke remembers literally nothing about Hinata. I don't even think he knew her name until Naruto introduced her as his girl, because back in Konoha before you guys left to see Naruto. He always called her 'Hyuga' or 'that girl the dobe is with'."

Ino held her hand up innocently because she could see Sakura getting defensive. "Look. I'm super happy that you and Sasuke are an item. Seriously, you deserve your fairytale ending Sakura, because you stuck with him through thick and thin. I'm glad he opened his eyes and saw the amazing catch you are. That being said, we can all admit Sasuke is a bit of a douche. I mean, Sai's lack of social ques is annoying as hell. I can admit that. I'm sure Temari can admit Shikamaru's dismissal of literally almost EVERYTHING can be annoying as well. Hinata could say, Naruto's dysfunctional mindset probably blows her sometimes. Why can't you sit here and just admit some of Sasuke's qualities is annoying. It's a girl's outing. Vent for goodness sake!"

Temari nodded her head in agreeance with Ino. "That's all I was getting at earlier."

Sakura puffed her cheeks and looked off to the side. "Yeah well. Sasuke can be a handful, but he's my handful douchebag." She grinned when she said this and Ino and Temari openly laughed. Finally this girl was lightening up. Sakura could be so uptight.

Temari smirked when she looked at Sakura. "So. What is Uchiha working with? We shared Shikamaru and Sai's."

Sakura looked in thought and gave her honest answer as she held up her hands. Just a tad bit shorter than what Temari and Ino said. Temari shrugged her shoulders. "Still above average. So nice. Plus, from what you explained. He's not boring in bed, so you're having a good time with him in the sack."

Sakura giggled and blushed as she nodded her head. "I better! I give him pleasure with those drawn out blow jobs, he better do the same for me!"

Now the girls were really laughing. They were having a good time now.

Ino nodded her head in agreement with Sakura. "I mean. I kind of get off from doing oral, so that's like a go-to thing I like to do with Sai to get me more in the mood."

Temari looked at Ino a little shocked. "Really? Man, I can't do it all the time. I barely do it now unless it's a special occasion. Like it's literally a job, it's in its name." Sakura nodded her head in agreement with Temari. "Yeah. I don't mind doing it, but it's definitely not something I do to get excited. It's not a turn on for me and I'm glad Sasuke isn't crazy about it."

Ino shrugged her shoulders. To each their own. "Sai doesn't demand it. He even asked me if I was getting tired of doing it. Like, he does like head for sure. 'Little Sai' definitely shows me he likes it a lot. I guess Sai read somewhere that females don't like doing it, which maybe for some females. They don't like doing it all the time, but I enjoy it."

"Me too."

Ino, Sakura and Temari got quiet as they slowly looked at Hinata with shocked expressions. The new hot gossip made Ino's mouth drop. Temari's eyes sparkled with mischief and Sakura looked downright flabbergasted.

Sakura's mouth was gapping like a fish, but she was the first to speak. "You too? WHAT?! You enjoy doing THAT with Naruto all the time?"

Hinata looked confused why this would be shocking. Weren't they sharing 'girl talk'? "Yes, I do."

Temari's grin wouldn't leave her face. This is rich. "Alright Mrs. Uzumaki. Spill it then. What's his size?"

Hinata pursed her lips in thought and held her hands up. Ino nodded her head impressed. "That's got Sai and Shikamaru beat. I fucking knew that Uzumaki had big dick energy."

Hinata blushed, but giggled at what Ino said. This made the women around Hinata eye her. Hinata knew she had a good catch. Temari still grinned at Hinata and continued. "How many times are you guys getting it on? Can Uzumaki really hold the title of being hyperactive as fuck. Is he nuts on and off the field? Hmm?"

Hinata bit her bottom lip and looked down at the water before she looked back up at Temari. "I…I think we do it more than regular couples. About three times a day on average. Naruto is very adamant on pleasing me when I ask. He also enjoys doing oral. So, if he isn't in the mood for sex, he will do oral."

Sakura was the first to catch on to what Hinata said. "Wait? When you ask? So, it's not Naruto trying to get it on a million times a day? It's YOU?!"

Hinata slowly nodded her head. Sex was something she really enjoyed. Orgasms, for her, was indescribable. It was next level perfection for Hinata. She couldn't get enough of it, and Naruto was always willing to bring her that amazing feeling over and over again. "Yes. I think if I did not want it as much, Naruto would be satisfied with one or two times every few days. He doesn't push me for it. It's more like the other way around."

Ino shook her head with her mouth still open. A smile forming on her lips. "That is fucking CRAZY. I never would have guessed. You're outlasting the hyperactive ninja of the world man. So, you guys do all sort of positions then? What's your favorite? For me, it's when Sai is standing on the edge of the bed and pulls me to him by my thighs and fucks me at the edge of the bed. MAN, that's my favorite."

Temari snapped her head and looked at Ino. They were definitely going to have a couples night in the future. "Really? That's a good position too. I'm more controlling. I like to be on top and ride Shikamaru until he gets stupid." Again, the two blondes looked at one another with a flirtatious stare.

Hinata nodded her head, she enjoyed both of those positions. "I enjoy those positions as well. I umm, I rather enjoy when Naruto does umm…'doggy style'."

Temari's eyes widened and she couldn't stop grinning. "Not sweet innocent Hinata, enjoying getting her back blown out! Holy crap, with Naruto's size, he's destroying you!"

Hinata's eyes widened at such verbiage, but she ended up giggling, because she actually enjoyed the feeling of being 'destroyed' as Temari would say. Temari and Ino looked at Hinata like she was a whole different woman. This was insane.

Sakura eyed Hinata, and she just had to know. "That nightclub we went to, last time me and Sasuke visited. Did you and Naruto have sex in that club? Sasuke played that song for me, that Star told us about. Passenger was the song. That was a really kinky song Hinata for you to like. You gotta tell me, did you guys do it to that song in the club?"

Hinata bit her bottom lip and looked at Sakura nervously. "Yes." She made an 'eep' sound and covered her face at admitting such a thing.

Sakura grinned. She fucking KNEW IT. "You're addicted to sex. It all makes sense now. The day of Naruto's birthday. When you and Sasuke were going back and forward. Both of you respectively making low blows, when you and Naruto left and we all met up to party that night. Oh man you were singing a different tune Hinata. I'm sure Naruto, and his third leg, played a part."

Temari and Ino grinned along with Sakura as they looked at Hinata. Their quiet friend puffed her cheeks and looked off to the side. Embarrassed that she was caught. "I just…I just get so frustrated sometimes. Naruto-kun helps ease my stressors."

Temari snickered at this as she leaned into Ino. "I'm sure he does."

End of chapter.

Next chapter is the goodbye for Naruto and Hinata's friends as they go back to Konoha. A fluffy, lovey dovey chapter for our favs.

I have another story coming soon. So, I've been putting a lot of attention into that one. I know people that like this story, might not be into darkfics, but that's pretty much my next story. Kind of mainly focusing on Naruto and his desire for Hinata. Toxicity to the max.

I have a two-shot that I'm thinking of posting sometime next week. It's a brainstorm idea I thought of for a few weeks now. 'Leash Kid', because I couldn't stop thinking about Naruto being that kid, attached to a body harness, with the leash so he'd stop running off and biting people.

So, be on the look out for that next week, and see you all Friday!