THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS HAS COME
This chapter is for Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and The Island of Misfit Toys
WORK IN PROGRESS
Flying over the western Pacific Ocean was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Melissa Bergman, Evil Galaxy Man, Hanako, Jack Frost (Marvel), Evil Crystal Man and Velvet Vick along with Masao Den, Chloe Yoriyama, Nahree (Marvel), Cienna Kitomaro, Minami Qintinilla and Rochelle Yokoshima and we're going to help Kaede destroy the very organization that tried to make her into a weapon. We're going to destroy the Diclonius Research Institute and leave none of them alive.
Me: Kaede's justice will soon be at hand.
Xenia: That's right!
Qin: What they did to her is unforgivable.
Kaede: Thank you guys so much for helping me out.
Nico: Anything for you Kaede.
Xenia: Yeah.
Qin: Good thing we told the President and the World LEaders about it.
Camie: NO kidding.
Nico: Masao, I want to thank you, Melissa, and your teams for coming
Masao: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be so fun.
Xenia: Yeah it sure will be.
Chloe Yoriyama: I agree there too.
Nico: Chloe, remember when we first met?
Chloe Yoriyama: I sure do Nico. You stood up for me as bullies were making fun of my glasses.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Bunch of slow-witted neanderthals.
Lola: Yeah!
Xenia: I know.
Qin: I remember that. Those jerks got what they deserved.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Thank goodness.
Qin: Yeah.
Juran: You wore glasses?
Chloe Yoriyama: For blind people.
Me: Like what I wear sometimes for when people get in the buff.
Nico: Yeah.
Juran: Oh right. I get it now.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Yep. Holy crap! Yesterday was the most EPIC of all battles!
Maria: We finally closed out a major chapter of our lives.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: A battle that I started back in 2018 and finished it over 5 years later.
Lola: Yeah!
Lincoln: Xehanort has now officially bit the dust.
Qin: You got that right!
Maria: Thank goodness!
May: Man no kidding.
Laney: Those new transformations you guys got were really AWESOME!
Camie: I'll say! So hunky!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah they sure were! Man our new power viciously and brutally overwhelmed Xehanort!
Maria: You two scared us to death, you know that?
Me: I'm sorry Maria.
Nico: Yeah sorry sis.
May: But we were afraid we would lose you both!
Me: You didn't.
Nico: But the Wet Bandits, Margie, Walter Peck, and Lumpus are still out there.
Me: Right and don't forget the Platypus brothers. They are still at large too. Wait Lumpus!? We made sure he was locked up in the Neptune Cryosuper prison.
Xenia: Yeah he was amongst the jerks?
Nico: I just got this feeling that Xehanort busted him out. That's all.
Me: Oh. He'll still be after Camp Kidney.
Rainbow Dash: As long as we're standing he can't have it!
Xenia: That's right.
Camie: Yeah!
Nico: I'm glad Ace helped out when I asked.
Me: He sure did.
Qin: That was awesome.
Brittney: Yeah it was. And I got Xehanort's Keyblade as my own.
Camie: You sure did Brittney.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: You all did a great job though.
Me: All the dark orbs are now gone forever.
Nico: Minus the one inside me.
Melissa Bergman: And the ones with the M.O.E.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: In fact, Ace and his team are going to be helping us out as well!
Me: Awesome! I called them earlier and they said that they would meet us at the research institute.
Nico: Okay.
Lola: Awesome.
We arrived at the island and saw the institution.
Me: This it?
Kaede: Yep.
Ace Ukiyo: Hey guys!
Me: Hey Ace!
Neon: This is gonna be awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves an emergency and it's one rescue we're so going to enjoy: we're here to destroy The Diclonius Research Institute from Elfen Lied and we're going to destroy that whole place and leave absolutely no one alive.
Kaede: Just like I said on the day we went after Flip.
Nico: Yep, and it's perfect for Christmas Eve, now we're getting rid of that institute that caused you so much grief, Kaede.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: And I've got something for this occasion.
Lincoln took out a scroll and unsealed it, and inside it were the heavy artillery: machine guns, rocket launchers, grenades, dynamite, you name it.
Eli: WHOA!
Nico: Nice one, Lincoln.
Me: Now that's what I'm talking about. Oh, this is gonna be one awesome bloodbath.
?: Hope you're not starting the party without us.
Suddenly, we saw four girls arrive: the first girl has long red hair, red eyes, red clothes, red angel wings, she has the symbol of Velocitron on her forehead and stomach, and she has a Keyblade in her right hand, the second girl has long green hair, green eyes, green clothes, green angel wings, she has the symbol of Animatron on her forehead and stomach, and she has a Keyblade in her right hand, the third girl has chin-length purple hair, purple eyes, purple angel wings, purple clothes, she has the symbol of Gigantion on her forehead and skirt, and she has a Keyblade in hand, and the fourth girl has long red hair, red eyes, red angel wings, the Fire Trigram on her forehead, red short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless red crop top, red skirt with Shendu on it, red headband, red stockings, and black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles and she has a fire greatsword with the Talismans of Shendu embedded in it.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Rachel Velocity, Keyblade Knight of Velocitron, Arlene Animus, Keyblade Knight of Animatron, Siobhan Giganta, Keyblade Knight of Gigantion, and Allie Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Shendu, Demon Sorcerer of Fire and Master of The Flames of the Phoenix. We were just about to get started.
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as soon as possible.
Lori: We can't underestimate any of them though, they're stocked up with weapons, but so are we.
Nico: And a lot more, Lori. Let's head in there and turn that institute into a smoldering ruin.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for the people of The Diclonius Research Institute) AHA! Gotcha! The people of The Diclonius Research Institute are unaware of what's happening, but this is the perfect time for us to catch them by surprise.
Nico: Let's tear every last one of them apart and splatter the walls with their blood.
Lincoln: None of them are leaving here alive, they will all pay for what they did to Kaede. (Sensed massive armies of musclebound thugs) Uh oh, heads up, I've spotted massive armies of musclebound thugs heading for us, and you're not going to like this bit of news: these thugs were hired by some old enemies of mine.
Me: WHAT?!
Nico: Even though Flip's finally out of the picture, there's always some dumb ass still wanting to kill us.
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of one massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings and medium sized elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the other massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the other massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on killing everyone inside The Diclonius Research Institute.
Laney heard a Pokemon cry.
Laney: Look here.
We saw a Scovillain!
Me: Cool a Scovillain!
Camie: Nice!
Nico: Wow.
Lincoln: Perfect for you Laney. You beat Lynn in that hot food eating contest.
Lynn: That was so awesome to see Lanes.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: And the poor thing is hungry.
We gave it apples and it ate them.
Scovillain: Thanks. I needed that.
Laney: You're welcome.
Nico: Wanna come with us?
Scovillain: I would be honored.
Me: Awesome.
Laney: You won't regret it.
Nico: Lets get them.
We went up to the building.
Lincoln: There it is. Now, to catch them by surprise.
Lincoln used his power and made a thick fog appear inside the building.
Nico: How did you learn how to...?! (Realizes) Oh right, you're a vampire and you have the power to control the weather.
Me: Vampires have the power to control the weather, and now, let's get inside and kill every last one of them.
We then headed inside and none of them realized what was happening with the fog blinding them, and then, Lincoln approached one of them from behind and he sank his fangs into his neck and drained him dry of blood and he stabbed him in the heart and killed him to stop him from coming back as a vampire, and then, the bloodbath started as we got out machine guns and started shooting every last one of the people inside the institute and we were leaving quite a bloody mess as the place was drenched in blood, and when we were done, body parts were left strewn across the place and the entire place was literally drenched in blood.
Nico: Okay, now who do we need to kill?
Kaede: The main person in charge is Chief Kakuzawa along with Professor Kakuzawa, they are the ones who are the last to be killed.
Lincoln: They're the last who need to be killed and then, we destroy the place.
Nico: More of them are coming! LETS GET IT ON!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?
We went at the guards and men! IT WAS A BLOODBATH!
WE SLASHED, DISMEMBERED, MUTILATED AND BUTCHERED THEM!
I ripped a bunch of their heads off and splattered their blood all over.
Eli squished their heads with the Force.
Scovillain charged at them and blasted them with fire.
Me: KLENDATHU STYLE NINJA ART: TANKER PLASMA FLAMING DELUGE!
I fired a massive blast of Tanker Flaming Plasma from my fingers and it hit numerous guards and melted them into nothing with flaming pain.
Sydney turned into Crashhopper!
Sydney: CRASHHOPPER!
She jumped and smashed them into dust.
She used the Core Medals for Trap Jaw, Count Marzo and Whiplash.
Skwyyd: Lets get them!
Crashhopper and Skwyyd: JUMPING NANO BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the guards and splattered all their blood and inards all over.
Nanette turned into Ultimate Wildmutt!
Nanette: ULTIMATE WILDMUTT!
She fired waves of energy and blasted the guards all over.
She used the core medals for Beast Man, Two-Bad and Count Marzo.
Tuck & Roll: (SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
Ultimate Wildmutt and Tuck & Roll: PILLBUG FURY BASHER!
They fired waves of energy fists and blasted the guards all over.
Sheila turned into Ultimate Spidermonkey
Sheila: ULTIMATE SPIDERMONKEY!
She webbed them up.
She used the Core Medals for Unicorn, Yost Living Laser and Cyclone.
Gwen Stacy: Lets web them up.
Ultimate Spidermonkey and Gwen Stacy: SPIDER WEB BURSTER!
They fired waves of webs and webbed them in cocoons and smashed them into the ground.
Rice turned into Crabdozer!
Rice: CRABDOZER!
She snipped them in two and splattered their blood and guts all over.
She used the Core Medals for Killer Shrike, Evil Clawful and Evil Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: (LAUGHS) Lets make this a fun one lass.
Clawful: Yeah lets do it!
Crabdozer, Mr. Krabs and Clawful: CRAB BISQUE BLAST!
They fired waves of scalding hot Crab Bisque and drenched the guards and melted them
Maxxine turned into Buglizard.
Maxxine: BUGLIZARD!
She blasted them with energy and used the core medals for Mummy, Mummy of Ankha and Mummy of Pharaoh Scamses.
Dim: Lets do it!
Buglizard and Dim: BEETLE BUTTFURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the guards and killed them.
Kendra turned into Heatblast!
Kendra: HEATBLAST!
She fired waves of fire and blasted the guards and incinerated them.
She used the Core Medals for Shendu, Valmont and Evil Bai Tza.
Lea: Lets make this infernal!
Heatblast and Lea: INFERNO OF THE PHOENIX BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and blasted the guards all over.
Qin turned into Ultimate Big Chill!
Qin: Ultimate Big Chill!
She fired waves of endothermic fire and froze the guards in ice.
She used the Core Medals for Captain Cold, Lego Captain Cold and Mr. Freeze.
Ultimate Big Chill: Now for you to feel fire so cold it burns.
Gypsy Moth (A Bug's Life): It's going to be painful!
Ultimate Big Chill and Gypsy: FIRESTORM OF ICE BLAST!
They fired waves of ice and endothermic fire and blasted the guards into nothing
Lisa Simpson turned into Chromastone!
Lisa Simpson: CHROMASTONE!
She fired light blasts and blasted the guards all over.
She used the Core Medals for Cantwell, Chalmers and Leopold.
Mrs. Krabappel: Time for some fun. HA!
Chromastone and Mrs. Krabappel: ANTI-SPRINGFIELD RAINBOW BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and rainbow and blasted the guards into nothing.
Homer turned into Atomix
Homer: ATOMIX!
He fired atomic blasts and blasted the guards.
He used the Core Medals for Wiggum, Universe 666 Sideshow Bob and Universe 666 Joe Quimby.
Cuprosklodowskite: Lets make this radioactive!
Atomix and Cuprosklodowskite: ATOMIC BLAST BURST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the guards all over.
Nico: Let's go after the one in charge to end this!
Qin: Yeah!
We then head into the main office, and we see the last two targets: Chief Kakuzawa along with Professor Kakuzawa.
Me: So, we meet at long last, Kakuzawa, now we can make you pay for everything you did to Kaede.
Chief Kakuzawa: You! You were the ones who ruined all of my plans! You will all pay!
Professor Kakuzawa ran at us and we were about to attack him, but then, a bullet came out of nowhere and shot him in his heart.
Me: That wasn't any of us.
Nico: No, it wasn't.
Lincoln: We'll find out about that later, right now, we got to deal with Chief Kakuzawa.
Qin: Lets get him!
Chief Kakuzawa: I still have my files.
Nico: Don't count on it.
Sabotage by the Beastie Boys began to play. Pac Man then appeared in the screen. Facing Pacman was a row of files, which he began to devour as the singing started.
He was EATING THEM ALL OVER!
Chief Kakuzawa: NO NO NO!
Poliwag started tapping his foot to the beat of the music, getting a look from Lincoln.
Poliwag: What? It's catchy.
Lincoln: It is catchy.
Qin: Yeah.
Lincoln: But who's playing the song to begin with?
Me: (Shrugs)
Lola: No idea.
Soundwave: It was me, actually
Nico: Nice job Soundwave.
Soundwave: Fun music.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: Yeah that was cool.
Suddenly, Kaede's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a pink and red energy aura with stars, phantom hands, pink fire, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Chief Kakuzawa, she left pink and red energy, stars, phantom hands, pink fire, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Kaede: You have absolutely no remorse at all for anything you've done. You tried to use me in your attempts to further your nefarious plans and turn me into a weapon against my will, this is beyond unforgivable, Kakuzawa, I will not allow you to live any longer, and this time, I will see to it that you are ultimately punished for your crimes.
Suddenly, Kaede was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and red energy with stars, pink fire, and phantom hands flying around the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Chief Kakuzawa: the red eyes of eternal death.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Oh man!
Lincoln: This is it, now Kakuzawa is about to pay for everything he's done.
Then, as the vortex faded, Kaede emerged, but she was changed forever.
Kaede grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large pink and red planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long pink hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a pink and red energy aura with stars, phantom hands, pink fire, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a Diclonius, phoenix, and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on Diclonius earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a Diclonius with pink gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her pink Diclonius-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Kaede has on a white sleeveless blouse, green shorts, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, phantom hands, pink fire, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a Diclonius, phoenix, and angel surrounded by magic and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Kaede felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with red tips on the large pink feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized pink angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive pink angel wings, and she now has eleven massive and long pink wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Kaede has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and wedding ring on her left pinkie finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on pink fingerless gloves with gold-plated armor on her finger joints and gold armored dragon claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers.
Suddenly, Kaede's greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink and red energy, stars, phantom hands, pink fire, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Kaede's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Pink Fire Phantom Hand Vector Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Pink Fire Phantom Hand Vector Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand new it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and a Diclonius etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Diclonius heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large red gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the angel faces are The Elements of Harmony and The Unity Stones on top of The Element of The Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Diclonius heads with red gems for eyes and below the large gold Diclonius heads is a large gold Diclonius head with red gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Kaede has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with pink flames and phantom hands in between the kanji below the Diclonius, phoenix, and angel that said, "Kaede, Diclonius and Vector User, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Powerful Master of Phantom Hands and Pink Fire, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of The Diclonius Research Institute, Archenemy of Jinxer, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Phantom Hands, Pink Fire, Phoenixes, and Angels"
楓、ディクロニウス、ベクターユーザー、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、ファントムハンドとピンクファイアの強力なマスター、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ディクロニウス研究所の軽蔑者であり破壊者、ジンクサーの大敵、チームの素晴らしいメンバーラウド・フェニックスの嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天の怒りのマスターゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、真の不滅のヒーロー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてスター、ファントムハンド、ピンクファイア、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Kaede has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DICLONIUS-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY PINK FIRESTORM PHANTOM HAND VECTOR DICLONIUS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY PINK FIRESTORM PHANTOM HAND VECTOR DICLONIUS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY PINK FIRESTORM PHANTOM HAND VECTOR DICLONIUS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Kaede's Super Angel-Diclonius-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Chief Kakuzawa saw it, he sent his own Vectors at her to kill her, but Kaede used her Vectors to destroy his Vectors and she fired a massive barrage of pink and red energy, stars, phantom hands, pink fire, phoenixes, and angels which hit Chief Kakuzawa, and this angered him big time.
Kaede: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Pink Firestorm Phantom Hand Vector Diclonius Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Pink Firestorm Phantom Hand Vector Diclonius Phoenix God Angel Love) The suffering that you and the institute caused me can never be forgiven, Kakuzawa.
Lincoln: Now, it's time to end you for good.
Me: Time to say goodbye, you piece of crap.
Nico: You've had this coming for years.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.
And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) There is no way we are ever forgiving a monster like you, Kakuzawa.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You made Kaede's life a living Hell, the one thing she never wanted.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, it's time for you to pay the fucking price for your crimes.
Lincoln, Kaede, Nico, and I went after Chief Kakuzawa, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink and red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Chief Kakuzawa and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at them as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Nico, Kaede, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Chief Kakuzawa even more madder than ever and he exploded even more with extreme rage.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Kaede, let's end him together.
Kaede nodded, and she and Lincoln charged out, and...!
SHEEN! SLASH!
KAEDE SLASHED OFF CHIEF KAKUZAWA'S HEAD AND LINCOLN RAN HIM THROUGH THE CHEST WITH HIS GREATSWORD AND THE BLADE EVISCERATED HIS BLACK HEART, AND CHIEF KAKUZAWA EXPLODED IN A VORTEX OF RAINBOW FIRE AND HIS SPIRIT WAS SENT TO THE BLACK ABYSS FOR GOOD! GOOD RIDDANCE!
Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Kaede's new body, clothes, jewelry, eleven massive and long pink wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting large gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large pink planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive pink angel wings and medium pink angel wings underneath are permanent.
Nico: That was so awesome! Now, let's get out of here and blow this place to Kingdom Come.
Hunter Drake Michaelson spotted something in the corner: it looked like a spent casing for a bullet, the same one used to kill Professor Kakuzawa, he picked it up and kept it in his pocket.
Lincoln: Right.
We left the building, but not after Lincoln absorbed all the blood we spilled into his body and he also absorbed the bodies. Then, Lincoln summoned a massive rainbow energy pillar that destroyed the entire building forever.
Eli: Good riddance.
Nico: You got that right, those fuckers deserve to die.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do.
We headed to a grave.
Kaede: This is where I buried the puppy I was caring for after those bullies killed it.
Lincoln: That's when you lost control of your powers and killed them. You need your puppy back and you'll get a chance to give it a new home with you, Kaede. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Lincoln snapped his fingers and a beam of heavenly light shined down, and we saw Kaede's puppy restored to life and back with her as she had tears in her eyes and a smile on her face as she hugged it for the first time, and we were happy for her.
Nico: That was really an awesome thing you did for her, Lincoln.
Me: Along with all of us destroying the institute and killing everyone who tried to use her as a weapon.
Suddenly, Kaede's puppy licked Lincoln's cheek.
Kaede: That was definitely a thank you from her, and this is one from me.
Then, Kaede kissed Lincoln on the lips which he returned.
Me: That really is amazing. So, who are the four girls who we just met?
Anna Anyanova: The first girl is Rachel Velocity, Keyblade Knight of Velocitron, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Velocitron of Transformers Cybertron and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Velocitron, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of speed. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the power of speed, and she hates Lynn with a vengeance.
Nico: She'd be a shoe-in to join a 3K run.
Eman Reynolds: The second girl is Arlene Animus, Keyblade Knight of Animatron, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the beast planet of Animatron and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Animatron, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of the jungle. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the power of nature, the jungle, and beasts, and she hates Lola Loud with a vengeance.
Me: If anyone tried to mess with her, she'd unleash the fury of the jungle on them.
Michelle Emperyous: The third girl is Siobhan Giganta, Keyblade Knight of Gigantion, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Gigantion and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Gigantion, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of growth and energy. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the power of growth and energy, and she hates Killjoy Huggins with a vengeance.
Nico: Uh oh.
Lincoln: Yeah, if anyone messed with her, she'll blow them away.
Selene Arcangela: And the fourth girl is Allie Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Shendu, Demon Sorcerer of Fire and Master of The Flames of the Phoenix, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's Maria Ying Xiao's younger sister and the second eldest, and she's also a very powerful master over the forces of light and dark chi and she was also born with the powers of Shendu, The Demon Sorcerer of Fire, along with red angel wings, and she also has full fledge mastery over the powers of Fire. Plus, she's the descendant of En Ying Xiao, the first Elemental Maiden from 3,000 years ago during the Shang Dynasty in China, and like Qin and her ancestor, Emperor Han the Dragon Emperor, she's also the master of the Atavism of The Elemental Maiden and she also has mastery of The Fires of The Phoenix. She moved to Royal Woods from China along with her sisters and she met Lincoln, and it was love at first sight. She heard from Lincoln of what we did in defeating Shendu, Dai Gui, Po Kong, Tso Lan, Hsi Wu, and Tchang Zu and Girl Jordan redeemed Bai Tza, and she was amazed, and she began to teach Lincoln how to master the powers of Fire, and she knew of what her elder sister, Maria, did in giving him her blood and that led to him getting the same powers as her and gaining the same powers as her along with becoming a master of The Fires of The Phoenix, The Waters of The Mermaid, The Lightning of The Thunderbird, The Winds of The Sylph, The Earth of The Golem, The Light of The Fairies, and The Darkness of The Shadow Wisps, and he wound up getting tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Thunderbird, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm. Lincoln made her a fire greatsword with copies of Shendu's Talismans embedded in it, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, when Lincoln comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and because of the incident, she hates Lori with a passion.
Allie Ying Xiao: I was really impressed at how Maria saved Lincoln by giving him her blood, and it led to him gaining the same powers as her and becoming a master of The Fires of The Phoenix, The Waters of The Mermaid, The Lightning of The Thunderbird, The Winds of The Sylph, The Earth of The Golem, The Light of The Fairies, and The Darkness of The Shadow Wisps.
Maria Ying Xiao: And I hadn't forgotten about how you burned her eyebrows off when she tried to kill Lincoln again.
Me: Oh, I remembered that one.
Lincoln: You really made Lori mad that time, Allie, and it's so good to see you all again.
Allie Ying Xiao: You too, Lincoln, and whoa, you've really really grown into quite the man.
Lincoln then marked Rachel Velocity, Arlene Animus, Siobhan Giganta, and Allie Ying Xiao by slowly biting them on the right trapezius and he fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her trapezius as the marks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Then, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Rachel Velocity, Arlene Animus, Siobhan Giganta, and Allie Ying Xiao with colored gems on the gold lightning bolt links with colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and four white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love appeared on their necks.
Rachel Velocity, Arlene Animus, Siobhan Giganta, and Allie Ying Xiao saw them and they knew they became part of his harem and are among his many future wives, and they kissed him on his pecs and lips.
Nico: How do you feel, Kaede?
Kaede: Better and free.
Lola: Awesome.
Me: Now rhis is one organization that is dead.
Qin: Yep.
Kaede: And Lincoln gave me my puppy friend back.
Me: Aww so awesome.
Laney: So adorable.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Nice job, Scovillain.
Scovillain: Thanks Nico. This was awesome.
Poromon: Want a beer?
Scovillain: Oh no thanks. I drink only hot sauce.
Me: Wow a Pokemon that likes nuclear hot spicy food.
Scovillain: Yep.
I gave her some of my hot sauce.
Scovillain: Thanks.
She drank some and then blasted fire out and it hit Poliwag and covered him in soot.
Scovillain: Oops sorry.
Poliwag did Puppy Eyes.
Poliwag: Pwetty Pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Scovillain belched fire onto Poliwag.
Scovillain: Oh man sorry about that shrimp.
Poliwag: (COUGHS)
Nico: Ace, thanks again for coming yesterday
Me: Yeah we owe you big time for that.
Ace Ukiyo: Not a problem guys. It was fun.
Camie: I'll say.
Ace: This means that I'm responsible for Brittney getting Xehanort's Keyblade
Brittney: You sure are. That was so cool.
Ace: Yeah.
Yona: Yona glad you helped again.
Himiko: We all are.
Carlota Santiago: That was so awesome.
Sheila: The rest of the police force have wiped out the remaining Militia forces
Nico: Great.
Qin: Good riddance.
Nico: From what I heard, the Aligned Stunticons had to merge into Aligned Menasor at one point to fight them off
Qin: Yeah.
Sheila: They sure did. And it was amazing.
Lola: Wow!
William: Nico, you okay after yesterday?
Nico: I'm fine. Nothing Sabretooth's powers and a good night's sleep couldn't fix.
Qin: Oh right.
Me: Yeah. We're all perfectly fine now.
William: Good.
Hulk: Hulk did good too!
Qin: You sure did.
Lola: Yeah!
Camie: We all did.
Me: And I'm so proud of you all.
Nico: Me too
Qin: Thanks guys.
Nico: Hulk, you did good by roaring in my face.
Hulk: Thanks Nico.
Lola: At least now we don't have to worry about Xehanort ever again
Nico: I did say he was gonna die near the end of the year. That was me keeping my promise
Me: Yes you did and you kept that promise perfectly and diligently
Lola: You sure did.
Camie: Yeah
Nico: Today won't have usual battles. But they WILL involve combos on the main target
Qin: Understood.
Varie: Yeah.
Lola: Always fun.
Poromon: (to Scovillain) Also, I can handle hot sauce!
Scovillain: Cool! And J.D. where did you get this awesome hot sauce?
Me: I made it.
Scovillain: Wow! You make great hot sauces.
Me: Thanks
Scovillain: Okay. You say you can handle it. Prove it right now
Poromon: Okay!
I gave him some and he drank it. Then...
LOUD BELCH!
MASSIVE JETS OF FIRE EXPLODED OUT OF HIS MOUTH!
Nico: You okay?
Poromon: DELICIOUS!
Nico: Nice.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: Yep he's fine.
Poliwag: Me next!
Nico: Okay, I think that's enough!
Poliwag: Okay okay. Sorry.
Nico: Now for business.
Me: The Anothers.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Okay.
Eli: (Concentrates) WHOA! I sense that we have Another Melissa Bergman, Evil Galaxy Man, Hanako, Jack Frost (Marvel), Evil Crystal Man and Velvet Vick.
Me: Nice.
Eli: But the Anothers minus Melissa are 13 people.
We gasped!
Nico: WHOA MAN!
Maria: Who's up?
Me: Masao Den, Chloe Yoriyama, Nahree (Marvel), Cienna Kitomaro, Minami Qintinilla and Rochelle Yokoshima.
Nico: Nice.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: There they are!
We saw ANOTHER Evil Galaxy Man, Hanako, Jack Frost (Marvel), Evil Crystal Man and Velvet Vick!
Qin: Whoa!
Me: Here we go!
Nico: This will be good.
Another Evil Galaxy Man: (In a Girls Voice) It sure will.
They merged and split into 13 people and we saw that they were the gene-slammers of ElDoradimon, Bacchusmon, Jupitermon, Vulkanusmon, Venusmon, Dianamon, Junomon, Ceresmon, Merukimon, Neptunemon, Marsmon, Minervamon and Gaiamon!
Nico: (GASP) Ellena El Dorado, Brenda Bacchus, Jenna Jupiter, Vina Vulkanus, Vanya Venus, Dana Diana, Joy Juno, Callie Ceres, Molly Meruki, Nadia Neptune, Melanie Mars, Mindy Minerva and Gina Gaia!
Me: Whoa! The gene-slammers of the Olympos 12!
Nico: And ElDoradimon and Gaiamon.
Nicole: That is cool!
Jenna Jupiter: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Brenda Bacchus: (Slurred Speech) (HIC) You are looking sexier than ever. (HIC)
Dana Diana: I agree.
Poromon: You drank beer, didn't you?
Brenda Bacchus: No. (HIC) Wine only for me. (HIC)
Me: She must be the daughter of Bacchus, the God of Wine. You girls are the daughters of the gods and goddesses of Olympus right?
Vina Vulkanus: That's right.
Vanya Venus: We sure are.
Dana Diana: Yep.
Me: By the way is the Another Melissa friendly or hostile?
Callie Ceres: Friendly but man you are gonna be in for a surprise.
Me: Oh boy.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers all over!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Nico: That was awesome!
Maria got the MOE Cannnon out.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) SONG OF THUNDER 6!
She summoned Lorelai, Thunderclap, Garudostorm, The Monolith Monsters, Mantis Malgam and Gynakamakil.
Nico: And now we wait.
Me: Yep.
But then we smelled something REALLY HORRIBLE!
SEAL BARK!
Me: (SNIFFS) OH GOOD GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL!?
Everyone smelled it and some of us HURLED OUR GUTS OUT!
Edd: GOOD GOLLY ALMIGHTY! WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE ODOR!?
Nico: OH MAN! THAT IS AWFUL! ED!?
Ed: WASN'T ME!
PROJECTILE VOMIT STORM!
Eli: It's from her!
We saw ANOTHER MELISSA BERGMAN!
Me: Another Melissa Bergman!
Nico: She doesn't stink like that!
Another Melissa: (French Accent) Sorry about that everyone.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and a white streak and green eyes and she had black clothes and a tiara with the Skunk Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had Un Skunk De Pew on her skirt too and had black angel wings and had a skunk tail and had a stinky cheese sword!
Me: Collette Le Pew!
Collette Le Pew: Oui oui J.D. Good to see you again mosieur.
Marinette: Awesome meeting a French Native.
Me: Yep and yes she is related to Pepe Le Pew. But also she is the embodiment of the Skunk Dopant and she smells just as bad as a thousand families of skunks! She has stink powers. And her stench is so bad that it can make you throw up for 20 minutes non-stop.
Nico: GEEZ!
Me: Yep and like Melissa she is psychic too.
Qin: Wow!
Melissa Bergman: That is interesting. Thank goodness I don't have lungs. I'm an android. I can't breathe.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Collette Le Pew: No he didn't mosieurs. He sent me on my way.
Me: Because of your stench right.
Collette Le Pew: Oui oui.
Me: Not surprising there.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
We did so.
Me: Lets bring down this android!
Nico: (Gets out Melissa Bergman's Ridewatch) Time for a Psychic Attack!
May: (Gets out Hanako's ridewatch) This girl is a legend.
Maria: (Gets out Evil Crystal Man's ridewatch) Time for crystal power
Chloe Yoriyama: (Gets out Evil Galaxy Man's ridewatch) This black hold is hungry!
They used the core medals for Melissa Bergman, Evil Galaxy Man, Hanako, Jack Frost (Marvel), Evil Crystal Man and Velvet Vick and blasted the Another!
Then Kunks Butylmercaptan, Mydom, EarthSpark Swindle, Fifi the Skunk, Dr. Quentin Skunk and Skunk (Total Drama) came.
Nico: WHEW! Nice team Knuks!
Kunks: Thanks Nico.
Me: STINKY!
Nico: Wait. Aren't you from Dora the Explorer?
Fifi the Skunk: Yes I am.
Me: Wow!
?: Good times.
Datamon came.
Me: Datamon! Wow.
Datamon: (In a girls voice) This will be most fun.
Nico: Lisa Data!? Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair, red eyes, grey clothes and had black angel wings and had Datamon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had a matrix blade.
Lisa Data: Good to see you Nico. I got this. (ECHOING) DIGITAL BOMB!
She fired bombs and blasted the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Nico: I remember Dora. Those were good times
Me: Yes they were.
Qin: Yeah.
Laney: Lisa do you have any memories of Nico?
Lisa Data: Well yes. When me and Nico won the international chsss tournament. We won against the worlds most powerful super computer and shorted it out.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Wow! That is amazing.
Nico: Yeah.
Nico and Lisa hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Lisa Data: Same here.
We later went back home
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem and family, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Nahree are heading to The Philippines, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here and Ets is going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we got word that a girl that Nico's brother, Connor, has a crush on has been kidnapped by an old enemy of Nico, Mindy, Alicia, and Connor from The Philippines, his name is Alejandro Abadiano, and he's a very ruthless, psychopathic, bloodthirsty bastard who intends to kill her and slake his endless thirst for blood, and to Connor, that's going to be the final straw that breaks the camel's back and he's GOING TO EXPLODE WITH INCREDIBLE POWER, FURY, AND RAGE AND HE TRANSFORMS AND WASTES THE BASTARD!
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in The Philippines, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here and Ets is going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we got word that a girl that Nico's brother, Connor, has a crush on has been kidnapped by an old enemy of Nico, Mindy, Alicia, and Connor from The Philippines.
Connor Chan: What the?!
Me: Nico, you, Alicia, and Mindy want to explain?
Nico: Leave that to me. Before we moved to Michigan from New Jersey, we found out thatConnor developed a crush on a girl from our old home in The Philippines, her name is ReynaValmorida. Here's her picture.
Nico got out the picture, and she was a beautiful girl with long black hair and tanned skin.
Alicia: Connor developed a crush on her when she first came to our school, and he wanted toask her out, but he always got tongue tied and nervous.
Mindy: So, he came to Nico for help, and of course, Alicia and I got called in as well since this was our younger brother's first crush. But, Connor won Reyna's affection when we heard her cry out for help, and when we got there, we saw Reyna and her friends, but they were cornered by Sebastian who was still out to kill to slake his thirst for blood. Connor got so mad,he charged out and punched Sebastian hard in the face. Here's the video.
Mindy played the video, and we saw it for ourselves: Reyna and her friends were cornered bySebastian who was about to kill them and slake his thirst for blood and destruction.
Past Connor: GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BLOODTHIRSTY PSYCHO!
Connor charged out, and like Mindy said, Connor punched Sebastian hard in the face givinghim a black and blue bruise on the left cheek and sent him screaming and flying into somelockers that he crashed into.
Past Reyna Valmorida: T-thanks.
Past Connor: (Nervously) Oh, uh, no problem.
Past Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC ROAR) This isn't over, Connor! You and your damnsiblings will pay for this!
Reyna's friends and many of Nico, Alicia, and Mindy's friends gave him the finger, and heroared in demonic anger and ran out of the school and back to the shadows.
Past Nico: What a wuss.
Then, Reyna hugged Connor, and then...!
SHE KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK AND HIS MIND WAS LITERALLY GOING BONKERS ASNICO, MINDY, ALICIA, QIN, AND THEIR FRIENDS INCLUDING THEIR SCHOOLMATESCHEER WILDLY! Then, the video ended.
Leandro: I was really proud of Connor and so was Aurora.
Nico: Mom was so proud of him, and so were we.
Aurora: Connor was growing up.
Connor Chan: I reacted on pure instinct and slugged Sebastian hard in the face.
Sebastian Mendez: Which I absolutely deserved since I was once still that...demon.
Masao Den: Damn, you were even worse than the many villains we'd destroyed. So, whokidnapped Reyna?
Nico: Only one person who'd do something like this: an old enemy of me, Mindy, Alicia, and Connor from The Philippines, his name is Alejandro Abadiano.
Nico got out his prison mugshot, and he was a huge hulking man with large muscles, long black hair going down to the upper part of his back, and he had red eyes of hatred and a sadistic shit-eating grin on his face.
Me: Damn, this guy's fucking trouble.
Nico: You don't even know the half of it, this son of a bitch is a very ruthless, psychopathic, bloodthirsty bastard who's killed tons of people in The Philippines for years and he wound up getting a death sentence, but before he could be executed, he escaped from his fate, and now we got word, he kidnapped Reyna and he intends to kill her and slake his endless thirst for blood.
Connor: WHAT?! That's it, I'm gonna wipe that shit-eating grin off his ugly face!
Me: Whoa! I've never seen Connor get that super riled up. Wait, is he going to...?!
Nico: You know it, J.D., my little brother's gonna transform.
Suddenly, blasts of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon came out of nowhere, and they hit Connor, and he wound up getting surrounded by a massive vortex of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, and when it faded, he wound up getting tattoos of dragons of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon on his arms, legs, chest, stomach, and back.
Nico: A Divine Blessing?! We haven't had that in a long time.
Lincoln: (Summoned the Book of Legends) Connor, you have no idea of how lucky you are, you wound up getting hit by the blasts of Lalahon, Aman Sinaya, Habagat, Dumakulem, Bathala, Sitan, Kadakan, Gugurang, Kan-Loan, Apolaki, Mayari, Sisina, and Tala, The Philippine Gods and Goddesses of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon. Once every 400 years, Lalahon, Aman Sinaya, Habagat, Dumakulem, Bathala, Sitan, Kadakan, Gugurang, Kan-Loan, Apolaki, Mayari, Sisina, and Tala, The Philippine Gods and Goddesses of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon choose a worthy champion, and they give their worthy champion the powers of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, along with control over the elements, immortality, superhuman strength, speed, agility, endurance, and durability, but they'd have to have been freed from a darkness that was inside them.
Connor: I was freed from that malicious pranking mastermind and remained free for years, so the Gods and Goddesses of our old home in The Philippines chose me! Awesome!
(CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS)
Suddenly, we saw a snake made of orange flame pass through the skies.
Lincoln: The snake made of orange flames, she's here.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair with orange streaks and red headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she has on a necklace with a red gem pendant, she's dressed in a sleeveless orange crop top, white bridal gloves, crimson red skirt, orange stockings, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, red fire, red flames, snakes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Snake, holstered on her back is a massive fire greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and red pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the nine girls Lincoln is to rescue and the eleven girls Ets is to rescue and Reyna Valmorida, Connor's crush.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Brigid Chengsehuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Snake.
Brigid Chengsehuo: That's right, and I got the girls away from that asshole, but he's heading here now!
?: YOU RUINED MY CHANCES TO KILL THOSE BITCHES AND SLAKE MY THIRST FOR BLOOD!
We then saw our target, Alejandro Abadiano, and he's pissed off.
Connor: (Thinking) Everything you've done, all of the pain you've caused to me, Nico, Alicia, Mindy, and everyone around you, and all for your insatiable thirst for blood. No more. (Out Loud) No more, Alejandro, you are done running loose, this is it, I'm going to make sure that you die here forever!
We felt Connor's power and energy rise astronomically and like crazy!
Suddenly, something within Connor's mind brutally snapped as memories of what Alejandro Abadiano did along with the memories of Sebastian's attempts to kill Nico, Alicia, Mindy, himself, Qin, and their friends when he betrayed them years ago and gave into darkness, and what Dark Connor forced him to do, and the cause of that monster's emergence inside him rushed through his head, and his eyes turned neon dark blue and the tattoos of dragons of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon on his arms, legs, chest, stomach, and back glowed even more, and he was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and as he approached Alejandro Abadiano, he left rainbow energy, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Connor: You absolutely make me fucking sick to no end, Alejandro, you caused me, Nico, Alicia, Mindy, and everyone around you nothing but trouble, at best many of your victims wind up in a hospital crippled for life, but at worse, you murdered many more victims and took satisfaction in seeing them die, that's just sick and twisted. (HIS ENERGY AURA FLARES UP EXTREMELY AND HIS MUSCLES START TO GROW AND BULGE) But, now I find out you returned and kidnapped Reyna Valmorida and tried to kill her to slake your fucking thirst for blood once again along with continuing on your goddamn rampage..., THAT IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW, YOU GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH! NO MORE INNOCENT VICTIMS WILL DIE AT YOUR HANDS, THIS TIME, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DIE HERE AND NOW!
WE GASPED AT THE SUDDEN EXTENT OF CONNOR'S RAGE: IT WAS JUST AS POWERFUL AS NICO'S WHENEVER HE TRANSFORMS, AND ALEJANDRO ABADIANO JUST FOUND HIMSELF UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE!
Mindy: WHAT THE?!
Alicia: TELL ME WE DIDN'T JUST HEAR WHAT I THOUGHT WE HEARD!
Nico: WE JUST DID! CONNOR'S NOW GONE DEATHCON LEVEL 1,000 WITH THAT THREAT HE MADE TO ALEJANDRO! EVERYONE TAKE COVER, HE'S GONNA EXPLODE!
We ran for cover, and then...!
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF CONNOR WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE THUNDERBIRD, RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, RAINBOW FIRE WEREWOLF, RAINBOW FIRE VAMPIRE BAT, RAINBOW FIRE DEMON, RAINBOW FIRE MERMAID, RAINBOW FIRE DRAGON, RAINBOW FIRE GRIFFIN, RAINBOW FIRE FAIRY, RAINBOW FIRE TIGER, RAINBOW FIRE ALICORN, RAINBOW FIRE QILIN, RAINBOW FIRE ANIMALS, AND RAINBOW FIRE MYTHOLOGICAL ANIMALS, AND THEY CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE THUNDERBIRD, RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, RAINBOW FIRE WEREWOLF, RAINBOW FIRE VAMPIRE BAT, RAINBOW FIRE DEMON, RAINBOW FIRE MERMAID, RAINBOW FIRE DRAGON, RAINBOW FIRE GRIFFIN, RAINBOW FIRE FAIRY, RAINBOW FIRE TIGER, RAINBOW FIRE ALICORN, RAINBOW FIRE QILIN, RAINBOW FIRE ANIMALS, AND RAINBOW FIRE MYTHOLOGICAL ANIMALS WENT BACK TO EARTH AND CONNOR GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Connor screamed like a fucked-up madman to the infinite power and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Alejandro Abadiano: the red eyes of eternal death.
Nico, Alicia, Mindy, Leandro, and Aurora: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me and Eli: WHOA!
Suddenly, The Unity Gems on my J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness and The Unity Gems on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Connor's greatsword, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Alejandro Abadiano: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HIM AND HIS POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA, AND ALL THE WORLDS, STARS, AND PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSES BEYOND GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO CONNOR! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, CONNOR EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Connor grew to 9'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and ten-pack abs, he has on weighted gold braces on his massive biceps and thighs, he now has fifteen planets orbiting around his legs and ten smaller planets orbiting around his waist, he has rainbow highlights in the bangs of his long wild black hair going down to the upper part of his back with orange phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back of his hair and on the two strands of hair in front of his face and he has a large gold halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, he has beard stubble on his jawline and thick hair on his forearms and sharp canine fangs, he has neon rainbow eyes and rainbow sclera and a rainbow energy aura with Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has thirteen dragons of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, he has on dragon earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Dark, Thunder, Time, Flower, Star, Sun, Moon, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he also has a phoenix and dragon with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Dark, Thunder, Time, Flower, Star, Sun, Moon, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and hands for the pendant below his rainbow dragon-shaped Element of Harmony for the pendant on his bare chest and thick chest hair on his pecs with rainbow crystal links from his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with rainbow gems embedded in the gold fire links and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, and a gold version of He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the crisscrossing gold straps and there's a kanji on the back straps that said, "Connor Chan, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Son, Grandson, and Brother" and the large gold circular chest plate has a phoenix on it and red gems surrounding the chestplate. Connor has on an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver flames and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, phoenixes, and angels and they have intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver flames, large white pants with rainbow fire on the pants' legs and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs and elements on them, large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, and tattooed on his now wider and more muscular back are thirteen dragons of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and dragons surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of me and fits an infinite number of items and components for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Connor felt a sharp pain on his wider and muscular back, and then, massive black angel wings with aurora and orange tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out of his back with a wingspan reaching 20'0" and medium sized black angel wings with aurora and orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath with a wingspan reaching 15'0" and then, another set of black angel wings with aurora and orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath his medium sized black angel wings with a wingspan reaching 10'0", and he now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with rainbow markings and orange tips, Connor has on a Ring of The Phoenix with rainbow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in my hand, and he has on black fingerless gloves with a rainbow phoenix and rainbow dragon on it and claws on his fingertips, and he has gold-plated armor on his fingers and gold dragon claws covering his fingers and smaller planets orbiting around his fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Connor's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Connor Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Philippine Elemental Gods of Nature True Immortal Elemental Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Philippine Elemental Gods of Nature True Immortal Elemental Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with large gems of many shimmering colors and the Philippine Gods of Nature and dragons etched on the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold dragon heads with rainbow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and The Unity Gems on top, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with colored gems for eyes, and large gold dragon head with rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, Connor has on his large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on his arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on the left gold Bracer, large gold Elemental Belt of Eternal Bravery with gold dragon head with rainbow gems for eyes and rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, the tattoos of dragons of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon on his arms, legs, chest, stomach, and back, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on my right hip and Eater of Sins revolver and Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip. There's a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji below the thirteen dragons of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon that said, "Connor Chan, Awesome Pranking Extraordinaire, True Immortal and Omnipotent Warrior of The Universe, Loving Son of Leandro Chan and Aurora Chan, Almighty Loving Younger Brother of Mindy, Alicia, and Nico Chan, Almighty Golden-Hearted Loving Future Husband of Reyna Valmorida, Almighty Golden-Hearted Loving Brother of The Loud Family And Many Friends All Over The World And Many Friends and People All Over The Universe, Awesome and Powerful Defender of Many Innocent People, Master of The Black Gates, Amazing And Powerful Student of Many Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, True Immortal Hero, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, Emissary and Champion of Lalahon, Aman Sinaya, Habagat, Dumakulem, Bathala, Sitan, Kadakan, Gugurang, Kan-Loan, Apolaki, Mayari, Sisina, and Tala, and Master of Elemental Forces, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
コナー・チャン、素晴らしいいたずら好き、宇宙の真の不滅にして全能の戦士、リアンドロ・チャンとオーロラ・チャンの愛する息子、全能のミンディ、アリシア、ニコ・チャンの愛する弟、全能の黄金の心を持つ愛する未来のレイナ・ヴァルモリダの夫、全能大声の家族、世界中の多くの友人、そして宇宙中の多くの友人と人々の黄金の心を持つ愛する兄弟、多くの罪のない人々の素晴らしく強力な擁護者、黒門のマスター、多くの素晴らしく強力な人々の素晴らしく強力な生徒教師たち、真の不滅の英雄であり神であり、極度の悪を滅ぼす者であり殺し屋であり、腹黒い、サディスティックで、妄想的で、権力に飢え、精神異常者で、救いようのないろくでなしと暴君であり、才能あるコミック作家でありビデオゲーマーであり、何でも屋であり、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼を司る偉大な神、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、宇宙の破壊者救いようのない黒い心の悪役、悪の破壊者、悪魔のような怪物の破壊者、力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君、宇宙と天の使者、調和、友情、純潔、希望、勇気、愛の大使、真の不滅の英雄、友情、希望、愛、勇気、そして正義の偉大な神、ララホンの使者でありチャンピオン、アマン・シナヤ、ハバガット、ドゥマクレム、バタラ、シタン、カダカン、ググラン、カンローン、アポラキ、マヤリ、シシナ、タラ、そしてエレメンタルフォース、ドラゴン、フェニックス、エンジェルのマスター
Connor has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL PHILIPINE GOD CHAMPION ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM DRAGON MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL PHILIPINE GOD CHAMPION ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM DRAGON MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL PHILIPINE GOD CHAMPION ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM DRAGON MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!
We were really amazed by Connor's Super Ange-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Alejandro Abadiano saw it, he went mad and charged at Connor to kill him, but Connor fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Alejandro Abadiano and sent him flying into a tree, he got back out, but he was beyond pissed off now.
Connor: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Philippine God Champion Elemental Dragon Master Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Philippine God Champion Elemental Dragon Master Phoenix God Angel Hope) You're through, you piece of shit, now it's time for you to die!
Connor went after Alejandro Abadiano, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, dragons, phoenixes, and angels at Alejandro Abadiano, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and then, he attacked him with his new massive greatsword leaving scars on him and he fired rainbow energy slashes from his gold-plated dragon claws and his massive greatsword, and he brutally attacked him and smashed him hard with his newly excessive superhuman strength, and this was making Alejandro Abadiano even madder than ever.
He then took out a Super Serum and injected himself with it, and that caused him to grow to 9'10" in height, and his already large muscles grew even larger as it tore off his shirt and tore his pants, and he bellowed and beat his chest.
Sylvester: Of all the...! That's it, he's getting his butt kicked!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Without a doubt, let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight and Brawler-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Masao Den's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Alejandro Abadiano, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Connor sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and they latched themselves onto the massive pecs, neck, arms, and legs of Alejandro Abadiano. Then, the tentacles began sucking Alejandro Abadiano dry of his newly gained extremely massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength and he was groaning in pain as he began shrinking in muscle mass and height and Connor was also sucking the life force out of Alejandro Abadiano.
Then, all of the newly gained extremely massive muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength of Alejandro Abadiano began being pumped into Connor and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive black angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
Then, when Connor was done and the tentacles detached themselves from Alejandro Abadiano and went back into him, Alejandro Abadiano was sucked dry of his muscle mass, virility, testosterone, massive physical strength, and he had the life sucked out of him, and he was banished to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Connor's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, 28th Century backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, large fifteen planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen smaller planets orbiting around his waist, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings and medium black angel wings and small black angel wings underneath his massive black angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Connor, that was so awesome! You really gave that son of a bitch what for!
Connor: Guess I did, but that was a rush. Now, I know you feel whenever you transform.
Just then, Connor went up to Reyna Valmorida.
Reyna Valmorida: Oh, thanks for taking care of that bastard, he was absolutely insane. (Sees Connor) Connor, is that you?
Connor: Yes, it's me, but as you see, I've really had a growth spurt and changed a lot because of it.
Reyna Valmorida saw it for herself, suddenly, Connor picked her up in his arms, and then, he kissed her on the lips which caught her by surprise, but she returned it as she wrapped her arms around his neck.
Nico: Well, it looks like Connor's now become a man.
Lincoln: And he now has his crush as his girlfriend and soon to be future wife, and we got rid of that thug. (To Brigid Chengsehuo) And it's so good to see you again, Brigid.
Brigid Chengsehuo: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Brigid Chengsehuo perched her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and she lifted herself up to Lincoln and proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach. When Brigid Chengsehuo were done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Brigid Chengsehuo: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Brigid Chengsehuo and hugged her, and Brigid Chengsehuo is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and even more massive white angel wings and larger medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Brigid Chengsehuo: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 9'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and ten-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard ten-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Arpina Huoqiang: And so do we, this is Brigid Chengsehuo, Gene-Slammer and avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Snake, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and his classmate in Gym, and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of orange fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Snake, along with having orange angel wings along with having intense orange fire powers. She's known as The Majestic Warrior of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, as her movements are as subtle as a snake. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of orange fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Brigid hates Scoots with a blazing passion, because of her being a heckling old troublemaker to everyone in her path and she despised her badly for trying to kill Lincoln, and like us, she really hated her for killing Claudia Cloudian all those years ago, and in one incident, she and Lincoln stopped that old goat who was on the warpath trying to kill Lincoln again, they beat her up and sent her back to The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse, and this time, they made sure she was locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
Nico: Yikes, but not even that stopped Scoots.
Me: Apparently not, she became even more brazen than ever.
Lincoln: But, we made sure that it was enforced, and now that you're here, Brigid.
Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Brigid Chengsehuo's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her trapezius as the marks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Brigid Chengsehuo: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Brigid Chengsehuo with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Brigid Chengsehuo: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Brigid Chengsehuo.
Brigid Chengsehuo had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Brigid Chengsehuo's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, and with her hands still on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Brigid Chengsehuo had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was pounding like a drum. Then, we went up to the nine girls Lincoln is to rescue and the eleven girls Ets is to rescue, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Frieren from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End and Nao Yada, Miki Kikuchi, Misa Fujisaki, Rui Shiina, Ayumi Sakura, Saki Shiroyama, Yuri Tokiwa, and Miku Naruse from Kimomen demo Kyokon nara Mizugi Gal to Ria Juu na Natsu ga Sugoseru!
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Frieren from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End and Nao Yada, Miki Kikuchi, Misa Fujisaki, Rui Shiina, Ayumi Sakura, Saki Shiroyama, Yuri Tokiwa, and Miku Naruse from Kimomen demo Kyokon nara Mizugi Gal to Ria Juu na Natsu ga Sugoseru!
And when Ets saw the eleven girls, he immediately recognized them, the eleven girls are the Simulator versions of Hitori Gotoh, Nijika Ijichi, Ryo Yamada, and Ikuyo Kita from Bocchi the Rock!, Akari Watanabe, Chisato Nishikigi, and Takina Inoue from Lycoris Recol, and Ruby Hoshino, Kana Arima, Mem-Cho, and Akane Kurokawa from Oshi No Ko.
Ets: And the Simulator versions of Hitori Gotoh, Nijika Ijichi, Ryo Yamada, and Ikuyo Kita from Bocchi the Rock!, Akari Watanabe, Chisato Nishikigi, and Takina Inoue from Lycoris Recol, and Ruby Hoshino, Kana Arima, Mem-Cho, and Akane Kurokawa from Oshi No Ko.
Then, when the Simulator versions of Hitori Gotoh, Nijika Ijichi, Ryo Yamada, Ikuyo Kita, Akari Watanabe, Chisato Nishikigi, Takina Inoue, Ruby Hoshino, Kana Arima, Mem-Cho, and Akane Kurokawa saw Ets, they ran up to him and kissed him.
Nicole: Looks like Ets got his reward as thanks for saving them from that thug.
Lincoln: It's been a while though since we've had a double rescue. Are you girls okay?
Frieren: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Frieren and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Alejandro Abadiano, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 9'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, ten-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back part of his hair and the front strands of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his arms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links and jade beads from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armor on the joints and gold finger dragon claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Frieren: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Frieren: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Frieren, Nao Yada, Miki Kikuchi, Misa Fujisaki, Rui Shiina, Ayumi Sakura, Saki Shiroyama, Yuri Tokiwa, and Miku Naruse with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the enemy we went after was an old enemy of Nico, Mindy, Alicia, and Connor from The Philippines named Alejandro Abadiano, a very ruthless, psychopathic, bloodthirsty bastard who intends to kill Connor's crush, Reyna Valmorida, and slake his endless thirst for blood.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Connor going through a Divine Blessing from the Philippine Gods and Goddesses and exploding with power and rage as he transforms and pulverized that bastard with us joining in as well, and finally, Connor sucking him dry of his muscle mass, virility, testosterone, and massive physical strength along with his life force and sending him to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Brigid Chengsehuo have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: It's been years since we've had a Divine Blessing, and Connor now really looks like a man just like his older brother.
Lincoln: That's true.
Me: You know, I'd hate to find out how many girls also had a crush on Connor before he developed his crush with Reyna.
Nico: That's something we've never found out.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down and killed Alejandro Abadiano, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Bedelia Honghuo saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Brigid Chengsehuo: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 9'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his ten-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Brigid, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and larger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Brigid Chengsehuo: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Brigid Chengsehuo: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Panda Faye Ling: Now, I've got a memory that Brigid had with Lincoln while he was training with her, and it led to Scoots getting beaten to a pulp by Lincoln and Brigid.
Panda Faye Ling put up a video on the big screen, and it showed Brigid Chengsehuo training with Lincoln at the gym, Brigid Chengsehuo was in a crimson red sports bra, crimson red shorts, and red knee-high boots, and Lincoln was only in crimson red gym shorts and he also had on black knee-high boots, and they were sparring with one another which ended with Lincoln taking her down with a leg sweep causing her to lose her balance and land on the mat, and he pinned her down. He got off, and he helped her up, and they really worked up a sweat.
Past Brigid Chengsehuo: Phew, that was one intense sparring. You've really been improving a lot and practicing on the side without letting that old goat finding out, Lincoln.
Past Lincoln: Thanks, Brigid. But, I don't know how long it'll be before Scoots finds out.
?: YOU'RE FINALLY GOING TO DIE, LOUD!
Suddenly, the alarm sounded and the rest of The Guardian Angels came, and to their disgust, Scoots showed up to kill Lincoln again.
Past Anna Anyanova: Again, Scoots?! That's it, I'm gonna beat you down and throw you into a cesspool!
Past Lincoln: No, Anna, I'm taking her down.
Lincoln flew out to the roof of the gym, and he swooped down and proceeded to trash Scoots with his martial arts moves as he punched and kicked her all over the place. Scoots let out another loud yell and tried to run over Lincoln, but he dodged her and fired a blast of fire that knocked Scoots off her scooter. Then, he grabbed her and threw her into the air as she was sent flying back to the Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse.
Past Brigid Chengsehuo: That was really impressive, Lincoln! You swooped in and took that old goat down hard, you were like a fierce tiger, and that shrew stood no chance.
Past Lincoln: She unfortunately made me even stronger, and that really led to her getting a nasty dose of karma.
Then, Lincoln wrapped his massive muscular arms around Brigid Chengsehuo and he leaned his head down to her face and they kissed as the video ended.
Nico: Whoa! That was really awesome, Lincoln!
Nicole: I still remembered that incident all too well, but Scoots was basically asking for trouble.
Luna: It found her big time, and Anna was that mad at her, she wanted to end her for good. Lincoln stopped her from doing so, but Scoots was already on permanent thin ice with her and all of the Guardian Angels who hated them.
Anna Anyanova: This was the very thing many of us Guardian Angels swore to do if she dared to go after Linky one more time.
Lynn Sr.: We knew Scoots at it again when Lincoln sent them flying back to the nuthouse as she screamed bloody revenge on him again.
Me: Honestly, Scoots was nothing more than a troublemaker to no end.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Zuzu Boyle, Julia Krystal, Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger are heading to Beach Bowl Galaxy.
But, they're not the only ones going, joining them are Yuya Sakaki and Aura Sentia.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 9'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Yuya Sakaki was dressed in red swim trunks, sandals, and he had weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Aura Sentia was dressed in a red two piece bikini, sandals, and she had weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Zuzu Boyle, Julia Krystal, Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters and Zoey Tsukino made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Plus, we found out Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that more muscle-bound thugs are coming.
Yuya: Whoa, what is this place?
Lincoln: This is Beach Bowl Galaxy, Yuya. I've been here many times on many dates.
Zuzu Boyle: And it's the first double date you'll have with us, I just hope everyone is okay.
Aura: They are.
Lincoln, Zuzu Boyle, Julia Krystal, Yuya, Aura, Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger dived into the water and they had a fun time swimming in the ocean and they saw the marine life that lived there, then they went back to the beach and they had a fun game of volleyball, and Zuzu Boyle, Julia Krystal, Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you thugs!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Zuzu Boyle, Julia Krystal, Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Zuzu Boyle, Julia Krystal, Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Zuzu Boyle, Julia Krystal, Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and ten-pack abs and we saw Yuya covered in kisses on his face.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you and Yuya really had a good time at Beach Bowl Galaxy, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!
Suddenly, twenty-one Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger are in your harem, Linky.
Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And those musclebound thugs had some nerve trying to kill them.
Serena Logan: They're just trying to make things worse.
Rarity: And trying to kill Morgan Le Fay (SMITE), Artio (SMITE), Cliodhna (SMITE), Universe 666 The Morrigan (SMITE), Universe 666 Arachne (SMITE), Universe 666 Medusa (SMITE), Universe 666 Scylla (SMITE), Universe 666 Kali (SMITE), Amaterasu (SMITE), Universe 666 Izanami (SMITE), Freya (SMITE), Universe 666 Hel (SMITE), Skadi (SMITE), Sol (SMITE), Bellona (SMITE), Universe 666 Discordia (SMITE), Nox (SMITE), Terra (SMITE), Universe 666 Sugar, Universe 666 Pepper, and Universe 666 Ginger, they're going to get a nasty case of karma.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs that came out to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates.
Maria: Too bad Flip's kicked the bucket, now I can't give him the finger anymore.
Nico: You know we made a clone of that mutant.
Lincoln: He's right, along with clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III to join Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, and Mindy who are still imprisoned at Lynn's Table.
Eli: That's right.
Maria: Oh right, I forgot. Well, let 'em have it.
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in the Flip clone's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, the Flip clone's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
The Flip clone farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: Even though Flip's gone, I can still do that to his clone.
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: And you're right, you can still do that to his clone, but don't forget to do that to the other jerks.
Nico: Connor's right, we still got the clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, Brad Uppercrust III, along with Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, and Mindy who didn't get cursed to get that treatment.
Me: And it won't be long before we catch The Wet Bandits and throw them back in Lynn's Table and give Margie The Black Abyss.
Here's the blind date scene between Trent (Total Drama) and Ms. Reina Kawasaki
After Lincoln came back from his date, he and Yuna Kamihara took Trent and Ms. Reina Kawasaki to Bubblaine, the reason: they set this up as blind date for them, and they know Trent deserves another chance at love after his relationship with Gwen was ruined due to Billy McLean and Heather's manipulative scheming.
And as a measure, Lincoln blindfolded Trent and Yuna Kamihara blinded Ms. Reina Kawasaki.
Trent: Hey, where are you taking me?
Lincoln: Trust us, Trent, you're going to like it.
Yuna: Same with you, Ms. Kawasaki.
Reina Kawasaki: I wish we knew where we're at though.
Then, Lincoln and Yuna took the blindfolds off.
Reina Kawasaki: Trent?
Trent: Reina?
Trent and Reina Kawasaki: You're my blind date?
Yuna: We had this set up for you two.
Lincoln: You deserve another chance at love after your relationship with Gwen was ruined due to Billy McLean and Heather's scheming.
Trent: Hey, that is true. Alright, then.
Trent and Ms. Kawasaki changed into their swimming clothes, and they had the time of their lives on Bubblaine. Then, Trent and Ms. Kawasaki kissed as the sun set and they along with Yuna and Lincoln came back.
Nico: So, this was your plan, you wanted to give Trent another chance at love.
Gwen: We did say his relationship with me was ruined due to Billy McLean, and the scheming of that evil little cow, Heather.
Poromon: Aw, I wanted it to end with a wild chase for you two.
Sebastian Mendez: That only happens to you lot.
Poliwag: What did you just say?!
Me: Hey, easy, Poliwag, besides he's right in a smart aleck kind of way.
Nico: But, that was an awesome thing you and Yuna did, Lincoln. I was disgusted at what that bitch, Heather, did, and that Billy McLean also had a hand in this.
Savannah Nephthys: But, he's gone forever and never coming back.
Lincoln: You got that right, same with Heather the Satanic Queen Bee.
Later it was time for Luan, Camie and Kairi's 3rd mission.
Nico: Anyone else want to go with Kairi, Luan, and Camie? Besides Vypra, Yodo, Dr. Light, Tyson, Eli Shane, and Nuju?
Tommy Oliver: I'll go.
Avalanche: So will I.
Dark Spicer: I'll go too. Wherever Vypra goes I go.
Me: Okay then. This will be awesome.
Nico: Lets go then.
We were off.
We arrived.
Yuya: Hey guys!
Zuzu: Glad you all made it.
Me: Yeah!
Luan: Guys, meet Vypra, Yodo, Dr. Light, Tyson, Eli Shane, and Nuju
Vypra: Awesome to meet you. I'm Vypra, leader and founder of the Masters of Evil and I'm Luan's archenemy.
Yodo: I'm Yodo, Kunoichi of the Hidden Sand and Camie's archenemy.
Dr. Light: I'm Dr. Arthur Light, but everyone calls me Dr. Light. I'm one of the Teen Titans enemies and I'm Kairi's archenemy.
Dark Spicer: I'm Dark Spicer, 2nd in Command of the M.O.E. Everyone calls me Dark. I'm Eddy's archenemy.
Yuya: Wow! Awesome to meet you guys.
Tyson: Same here. I'm Tyson Granger, Beyblade champion.
Eli Shane: I'm Eli Shane, Slugslinger.
Nuju: And I'm Nuju, Toa of Ice for Metru Nui.
Yuya: Wow it's a pleasure.
Tommy: Same here. I'm Tommy Oliver, leader of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
Avalanche: And my name is Dominikos Petrakis but everyone calls me Avalanche.
Yuya: Wow it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Vypra: Same here.
Yuya: We heard about what happened with Xehanort! You guys did it! You destroyed him forever!
Me: We sure did.
Nico: Have things changed because of that?
Yuya: Unfortunately, no. The Academy are still moving forward with their plan.
Me: Evil never rests. Besides it was time for us to move on to more dangerous monsters.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: Also you guys got any plans for Christmas tomorrow?
Zuzu: Just hang with my friends and family and have fun.
Yuya: Same here
Me: Cool cool.
Tyson: Your cards are very similar to my Beyblades
Yuya: Really?
Me: They sure are. Beyblades are really awesome and you should see some of the things they can do.
I pulled out my Beyblade.
Me: Their power is amazing!
Nuju: They sure are. We had 2 sets of Ambassador missions for Beyblade.
Me: Yep. Tyson is also one of my friends that I met during my days as a Beyblading Champion and we became close during those times too.
Eli Shane: That reminds me. This is my Slug
His slug came out.
Eli Shane: This is Burpy.
Yuya: Wow!
Zuzu: Oh he's adorable.
Me: Yeah all the slugs of the 99 Caverns are cool. Also Eli is another one of my friends too. He helped us during the final stages of the War With Xehanort back in 2021 two years ago. And we helped him in return by killing Professor Thaddeus Blakk the first time.
Eli Shane: It's true.
Yuya: Wow!
Eli Shane: Yep. And Slugslinging is also very much like your Duel Monsters. They have amazing powers too.
Yuya: I can't wait to see what they can do.
Me: It's gonna be fun.
Yuya: Camie, is it true that you have a Quirk?
Camie: Yep.
Yuya: Can you explain that to me?
Camie: Sure. My quirk is called Glamour.
She told them what it can do.
Camie's Quirk allows her to emit a smoke-like substance from her mouth which she can use to form visual and auditory illusions. The illusions she creates can cover a large area. The illusions only last a short time.
Yuya: Wow!
Me: Yeah I saw it in action myself when we had our first date on Nanette's big day mission. It was really amazing.
Yuya: That is amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Yuya: And what are Quirks in general?
Me: Quirks are what the people of Camie's world call superpowers. She comes from a world where 80% of the human population was lliterally Born with their powers.
Yuya: Wow!
Me: Yeah many of them are really cool. We saw many of them in action. Some of them are really amazing to see.
Nico: And some are bad and are only used to destroy.
Me: Yep. But some of them are also very dangerous to your health like in Himiko Toga's case.
Camie: Yeah Himiko had a very dangerously unstable quirk. Her Quirk was called transform and she needed blood to activate it.
Me: We ran some tests on her and found out that her Quirk was slowly destroying her. She needed blood every few hours or her quirk would kill her.
Zuzu: Oh man.
Me: Yeah.
Dark Spicer: You think we might develop Quirks in the future due to us hanging around Camie and the others?
Me: Maybe.
Camie: Yeah.
Yuya: That would be cool. Were there any villains you all faced in Camie's world?
Me: Oh yeah. LOTS of them.
Vypra: Many of whom are with us in the M.O.E.
Me: Yep.
Yuya: Boy that will be so cool to see some of them.
Me: Yeah.
Zuzu: You should have seen what they did to All For One back then.
Me: I fired a Final Flash blast right into his crotch and blasted his manhood off.
Yuya: Nice!
Me: Yeah that was awesome. Served as a warning shot. And the amazing part there is that everyone there had amazing potential to be part of the team.
Camie: They sure did.
Yuya: That is awesome.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Well, you guys heard Yuya. Killing Xehanort hasn't even slowed the Academy down. So, we need to go out there and take out more of them.
Me: I agree there completely.
Nico: Who do we go after this time?
Yuya: This guy next.
He pulled out a poster of JEAN-MICHEL ROGER!
Me: Jean-Michel Roger! Brittney told us all about him. But what do you guys know about him?
Zuzu: He's the leader of the duelists in the Synchro Dimension.
Yuya: And he is bad news.
He went over his history.
Jean-Michel Roger alternatively romanized as Jean Michel Roget is an antagonist in the Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V anime and the main antagonist of the Synchro Dimension saga (season 2). He is a resident of the Fusion Dimension who crossed over to the Synchro Dimension, infiltrating the dimension by rising to the position of Director of Security, enforcing the City's law. However instead of helping Duel Academy as an infiltrator for the invasion, he betrayed them and intended to control the Synchro Dimension and turn it into his kingdom instead. However his plan was thwarted by the Lancers persuading the Tops and Commons to unite, ending the unfair government and dismantling his status quo forcing him to flee back to the Academia in a last ditch attempt to save face with Leo Akaba, but his machine malfunctioned sending him into the unknown and his fate ambiguous.
Roger is a Fusion Dimension resident that was sent to the Synchro Dimension as an undercover agent to ensure Duel Academy's conquest. He introduced the Real Solid Vision technology to the City, which became a crucial tool for the Executive Council to strengthen Security's power and maintain the Tops' dominance in the riots created after Chojiro Tokumatsu's arrest. Roger then quickly climbed to the position of the Director of Security. He eventually decided to betray Duel Academy, and without informing Leo Akaba he began to make plans to turn the City into his own kingdom.
Around this time he made an alliance with Gallager, Gallager would be informed of any and all upcoming raids on the Underground Illegal Dueling bets so as to escape ahead of time and in exchange Gallager would help Roger find and scout out powerful duelists that he had either found in the streets or who had been sent to the Underground Labor Facility. One such indavidual was Sergey Volkov who had been sent underground after he had defeated Thirty other prisoners after his arrest. Once underground Gallager explained this to Sergey and once Sergey had defeated fifty duelists single-handedly and momentarily shocked Gallager contacted Roger, who was not surprised that Sergey had been recycled, and sent for Sergey to be ground to him. After this Roger robbed Sergey of his life and humanity by outfitting him with powerful cybernetics and mentally supressed Sergey's personality to be used for Roger's benefits. After this rumours circled that Sergey had died, which was figuratively true.
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: WHOA!
Eli: This jerk is not going to get away with it.
Nico: No he isn't.
Me: And he uses an Ancient Gear deck like Crowler does. That's interesting.
Nico: We might as well deal with more Academy students too
Zuzu: All right then. We've been taking them out one by one.
Yuya: Many of the Grey Hearted ones were sent to prison.
Me: That's good. It's only the blackhearted ones that deserve death.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Nice to know that my spell is working perfectly.
Nico: Yeah thank goodness.
Brittney and the goths and dark signers came.
Brittney: Sorry we're late guys. We had to go help conduct seances at a huge haunted house.
Nico: Oh no worries. You made it just in time.
Carly Atlas: Good.
Roman Goodwin: Yeah no kidding.
Me: We're going after Jean Michel Roger next.
Brittney: I had a feeling we were going to face him next.
Yuya: Yeah.
Nico: Lets get a move on.
Devack: Yeah!
Brittney cut a portal and we were off to the Synchro Dimension.
We arrived.
Me: Here we are.
Nico: Yep. Here we are again.
Brittney: I have a good feeling I know where he is.
She pointed to the Facility.
Me: The Facility.
Yuya: I remember that place. It was horrible.
Zuzu: That was a terrible jail.
Camie: Sure looks awful.
Kalin: Yeah it was. I was there before and that's where I died when I turned into a Dark Signer.
Zuzu: That was awful Kalin.
Carly Atlas: At least that hasn't changed.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah. I wonder if Sayer is locked up in there like he was in the Prime Universe.
Me: Well we're not going to be here to find out. I hate that son of a bitch. Especially for what he did to your brother.
Misty Tredwell: No kidding.
Yuya: What did he do?
Me: He killed her little brother Toby to exploit his powers for his own personal benefit.
Yuya: Geez.
Brittney: Yeah it was awful.
Me: I resurrected him and healed her heart.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: I sense that most of these guys are all innocent people.
Me: Well then it's time for the Ultimate Jailbreak.
Nico: Lets do it!
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ZEO RANGER V! RED!
He turned into the Red Zeo Ranger!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Here we go! MASENKO-HA!
I fired a powerful blast of energy and it hit the wall of the jail outside and then it blasted the wall and then it hit the jail wall and blasted a hole in it with a powerful explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The alarms sounded and all the prisoners ran!
Me: Come with us if you want to live!
I formed a portal and it went to Neo Domino City!
They went through it!
The guards got ready!
I fired waves of energy and blasted the guards and neutralized them
Eli: I sense that most of these guys are all innocent people.
Me: Well then it's time for the Ultimate Jailbreak.
Nico: Lets do it!
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ZEO RANGER V! RED!
He turned into the Red Zeo Ranger!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Here we go! MASENKO-HA!
I fired a powerful blast of energy and it hit the wall of the jail outside and then it blasted the wall and then it hit the jail wall and blasted a hole in it with a powerful explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The alarms sounded and all the prisoners ran!
Me: Come with us if you want to live!
I formed a portal and it went to Neo Domino City!
They went through it!
The guards got ready!
I fired waves of energy and blasted the guards and neutralized them
Greiger: So you're the Crow of this world?
Crow Hogan (Arc-V): That's right.
Me: Awesome to meet you. We are from the Prime Universe.
Crow Hogan (Arc-V): I heard about that and it's awesome to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Same here. Sorry you got locked up in prison.
Crow Hogan (Arc-V): I'll be okay. Roger locked me up in there for standing up to his Obelisk forces.
Me: Those monsters!
Eli: Here they come!
We saw a bunch of Students coming! They had hearts as black as night.
Me: Time for some duel power! I SUMMON NINE-HEADED DRAGON!
I summoned Nine Headed Dragon and it fired waves of energy and blasted them and took their cards and I locked them in cards.
Me: Jurrac, Salamangreat and Constellar cards. Nice.
Nico: Cool.
Eli: Here he comes!
JEAN-MICHEL ROGER CAME!
Me: Target sighted.
Roger: Well well Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Jean Michel Roger.
Nico: Tomorrow's Christmas. But you're getting coal!
Me: With a one way ticket to the fires of hell!
Eli: Yeah!
Jean Michel Roger: We'll see about that!
He summoned his ANCIENT GEAR MONSTERS!
He summoned 2 Ancient Gear Soldiers and 1 Ancient Gear Howitzer!
Nico: WHOA! Nice choices.
Me: Too bad you don't have as many monsters as Professor Crowler did in the Prime Universe.
Nuju got out his Gaia Memory for Titanium Titan.
Nuju: Taste titanium!
TITANIUM TITAN!
He fired waves of energy and blasted Roger down.
Me: YEAH!
But then he started floating up and his monsters too!
Me: What the?
Roger: HEY! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
Yuya: Why is he rising up?
Me: A Gravity flux?
Tyson Got out his Gaia Memory for Kingpin (TAS)
Tyson: Lets get it on!
KINGPIN!
He fired energy blasts and blasted him.
He was 25 feet up.
Nico: WHOA!
?: He is feeling light on his (GRUNT) Feet
We saw a girl with brown hair and red eyes and black clothes and black angel wings and had a tiara with Gravattack on it.
Me: (GASP) Galatea Galileo!
Nico: Gravattack's embodiment! Wow!
Galatea Galileo: Yep. (GRUNT) Good to see you J.D.
She dropped Roger and then...
SMASH!
His monsters and him crashed into the ground and he was really mangled up.
I got his deck and took it.
Me: Nice cards.
Tyson Got out his Gaia Memory for Kingpin (TAS)
Tyson: Lets get it on!
KINGPIN!
He fired energy blasts and blasted him.
He was 25 feet up.
Nico: WHOA!
?: He is feeling light on his (GRUNT) Feet
We saw a girl with brown hair and red eyes and black clothes and black angel wings and had a tiara with Gravattack on it.
Me: (GASP) Galatea Galileo!
Nico: Gravattack's embodiment! Wow!
Galatea Galileo: Yep. (GRUNT) Good to see you J.D.
She dropped Roger and then...
SMASH!
His monsters and him crashed into the ground and he was really mangled up.
I got his deck and took it.
Me: Nice cards.
Galatea lost control, levitated some crates, and threw them at Avalanche
He punched them and smashed them into rubble!
I fired an electron beam and injected the antidote into her.
She threw more crates!
?: (ECHOING) PLASMA PODS!
ZEPHYRMON FLEW IN AND SLASHED THE CRATES INTO PIECES AND BLASTED THEM!
Me: Zephyrmon! Wow!
Nico: Cool!
Zephyrmon: Looks like I got here just in time.
Nico: Zaylee Zephyr! Wow!
Zaylee Zephyr: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too.
Zaylee Zephyr: I'll hold her off. You take Roger.
Tommy Oliver charged at her and bashed her down!
Tommy: HYAH!
SMASH!
I fired waves of energy and blasted Roger all over.
Yuya: Take that!
Zaylee reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and pink and brown clothes and had pink angel wings and had Zephyrmon on her forehead and skirt and had a wind scythe. She had the kanji of the Wind Spirits on her arm.
Zaylee Zephyr: This wind is gonna blow you away!
Several guards came and charged at Vypra
She slashed them with her sword and killed them. They had black hearts.
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning...
Me: Your motherfucking asses are about to be kicked!
Dark Spicer: YEAH!
Me and Dark high five!
Several guards charged at Dr. Light and he blasted them with light energy and obliterated them.
They had black hearts.
Dr. Light: Never mess with a master of light!
Dark turned into his ULTIMATE BIG CHILL FORM!
Several guards charged at Yodo!
Yodo: HOWLING HAIR SOUNDWAVE!
By whipping around locks of their hair, the user generates high-frequency sound waves that are capable of simultaneously disorienting the foe by overwhelming their hearing and likewise able to slice at the target.
She slashed and blasted and smashed them.
Me: WHOA! That was powerful!
Eli: And I thought Flare's fire hair was potent!
Zaylee fired waves of wind and blasted Galatea down.
The antidote took effect and she was back to normal.
Galatea Galileo: (Groans) What happened?
Eli helped Galatea up.
Eli: Ugly story.
Eli Shane got out his Gaia Memory for Slug.
SLUG!
He fired energy blasts and blasted Roger all over.
Tommy Oliver got out his Gaia Memory
Tommy Oliver: Lets do it!
EVIL STAR!
He fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Me: Lets finish this.
We fired waves of energy and blasted Roger and obliterated him and he was dead!
Nico: Roger you have failed this city.
Eli: Yes he has.
Zaylee Zephyr: Boy no kidding.
Me: That was cool though.
Zaylee Zephyr: Yep.
Me: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Zaylee Zephyr: When me and Nico were flying on my family's awesome new flying hotel and it was so fun.
Camie: Cool!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Zaylee hugged.
Nico: I missed you.
Zaylee Zephyr: Same
We came back.
May: How did it go guys?
Me: Really awesome!
We told everyone what happened and it was cool!
May: WHOA!
Xenia: Way to go guys!
Me: Yep.
Nico: Next time, Sora, Eddy, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Natsumi, Philip, and Shotaro should come
Lola: All right!
Apple Bloom: Yeah this is gonna be awesome Crusaders!
Rarity: You girls are gonna do great.
Applejack: Ya sure are.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah you sure are!
Nico: Yep.
At Lynn's Table...
All of us: CHEERS!
We clinked our glasses together.
Me: To the end of Xehanort and the ultimate victory of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Nico: And the end of his evil reign of darkness.
WE CHEERED!
Tom Lair (laughs): And all it took was me getting kidnapped!
Volcana:...you shouldn't joke about that.
Tom Lair: I know.
Lola: But Xehanort is now gone for good.
Volcana: Thank goodness for that.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah and the Dark Orbs with him.
Vypra: No kidding.
Lightning McQueen: Except the ones in the Masters of Evil's possession and the one inside Nico.
Nico: Those stay. Especially the one inside me!
Me: Yeah.
Qin: That's for sure.
Lola: But either way we're now done with our biggest mission ever.
Camie: We sure are.
Qin: The universe will be a nicer place without Xehanort plaguing it.
Yen Sid: There is still the matter of the next overarching threat. (smiles) But for now, enjoy your victory. You all have earned it.
Crumplezone: Damn right we have!
Me: Yeah I agree!
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: I agree too.
Poliwag was about to try some hot sauce.
Nico stopped him.
Nico: Don't even think about it Poliwag.
Me: Santa comes tomorrow Poliwag. Be good for him.
Poliwag: Oh right.
Horsea and Manaphy tried to have some when no one was looking
Nico grabbed them.
Nico: Nice try you two.
Horsea: Aww...
Manaphy: Sorry.
Grim sat down with his plate. But then...
LOUD FART!
Me: Whoa!
He sat on a whoopee cushion!
Billy: (LAUGHS)
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) Billy! Why don't you learn some manners you animal!
Grim sat down again and then...
LOUD FART!
Grim: OH Confound it Billy! I told you I was gonna... Oh!
He saw that he actually farted!
Grim: (Embarrassed) Excuse me!
Poromon: (to the mascots) Don't do it, guys. Trust me on this.
Poliwag: Okay.
Manaphy: Okay.
Horsea: Right.
Poromon: Lets have beer instead.
They nodded.
?: Better than having J.D.'s hot sauce.
We saw a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and had peacock tailfeathers and had blue angel wings and had a tiara with Cyber Peacock on it.
Cillia Peacock: Cillia Peacock, Embodiment of Cyber Peacock.
Spiderman: Awesome to see you Cillia!
MJ: The Carnage Killer is back.
Cillia Peacock: Awesome to see you too Peter and M.J. Been a while.
Windcharger: How did you meet Spiderman and MJ?
Cillia Peacock: Well I helped Spiderman and MJ while they were battling Cletus Kasady as Carnage.
Girl Jordan: Awesome! Did you kill him?
Cillia Peacock: Yes I did. I used my peacock fire powers to blast the Carnage Symbiote and then Spiderman webbed him and MJ Kicked Cletus in his crotch and then I snapped his neck.
Gill Jordan: Wow! Awesome job!
Cillia Peacock: Yep. It's how I got the nickname the Carnage Killer.
Xenia: Cool!
Me: Not even Spiderman's most fucked up monster was a match for you.
Cillia Peacock: Nope.
Me: Would you like to join us?
Cillia Peacock: I would be honored
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Lance Loud: Honestly, Lynnie, I'm still that surprised that Lincoln's attracted a ton of girls.
Lynn Sr.: Even Rita and I were stunned, and after hearing all of the trouble he's been through because of Chase Young's Dark Side turning Principal Huggins, Chandler, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into those monsters from years ago, they wanted to protect him and make them pay.
Rita: But, in the end, those Dark Sides finally got The Black Gates and they'd since healed and repaired things with Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than The Toy Taker, and he's causing trouble for Rudolph and the Misfit Toys. When we saw it, we knew it meant big trouble.
Lincoln: Oh boy.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and we're in for one brutal fight: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than The Toy Taker, and he's causing trouble for Rudolph and the Misfit Toys.
WE GASPED!
Me: Oh man, I remember that monster all too well, looks like we're taking him down.
Nico: Are we sending him to The Noto Prison?
Lincoln: Definitely, but not before we put him on ice.
Eli: We're gonna need the Noto Trio after we put this guy on ice.
Nico: That's for sure. Alright, team, let's go, we got to help Rudolph and the Misfit Toys take down The Toy Taker.
Lincoln: He's taken his last toy.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figure were in the vision: the figure is none other than Tabuu, the main antagonist of Super Smash Bros. Brawl., and he's coming to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh boy.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone we're not going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to Tabuu, the main antagonist of Super Smash Bros. Brawl., and he's coming to destroy us.
Nicole: That energy monster?! Oh boy, he's out for revenge on Mario for defeating him long ago, well, he's in for one nasty surprise.
Amaris Somatra: Yep, me, Lincoln, J.D., and Nico are going to destroy him after Lincoln sucks out his powers and abilities.
Lincoln: And he'll be heading for The Book of Vile Darkness.
Nico: Plus, we'll let Mario finish him off with his Final Smash. Alright, team, let's go, we're heading out to help Rudolph and the Misfit Toys take down The Toy Taker.
Lincoln: And put him on ice and send him to The Noto Prison, and once we get done with him, you're next, Tabuu.
Amaris Somatra: You've caused enough trouble to Mario and the other Smash contestants to last an eternity, Tabuu, you will pay for every last one of your crimes.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us head out to help Rudolph and the Misfit Toys take down The Toy Taker, and once we got done with him, Lincoln and Amaris Somatra along with me and Nico are going to destroy Tabuu.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Face ice cold justice, Toy Taker. SNOW ELEMENT STYLE: FROSTY SLAP!
Frosta: SNOW ICE STYLE: FROST BALL!
Entrapta: SNOW LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERSNOW BLAST!
Perfuma: SNOW NATURE STYLE: FROSTY SUNFLOWERS!
Lincoln, Frosta, Entrapta, and Perfuma fired blasts of elements and snow that hit The Toy Maker hard.
Lincoln and his harem: SNOW FINAL SMASH: CHILL OUT SNOW WIND!
Lincoln and his harem blasted The Toy Taker with a strong frosty wind which froze The Toy Taker in a massive block of ice, and Sonoi sent him to The Noto Prison.
Nico: Have fun in The Noto Prison.
Me: Never show yourself around here again.
Lincoln: You got that right, now there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Tabuu.
?: I will destroy you for ruining my plans, Mario!
Suddenly, the fifteen large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters and Parents' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the fifteen large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the twelve large aqua blue planets orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve emerald green planets orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the twelve large blood red planets around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our large gold halos with four orbiting large gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from blasts of energy and the barrier really stood strong against them and we absorbed the massive blasts of energy and they made us even stronger.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the energy signal from anywhere, come out now, Tabuu, or we will force you out.
A blue humanoid figure made of energy with an eye in his chest and large blue/purple-tinted wings came out, and it was none other than Tabuu.
Lincoln: Tabuu, I should've known you'd show up.
Amaris Somatra: Only to die at our hands.
Suddenly, Amaris Somatra's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a purple aura with stars, darkness, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Tabuu, she left purple energy, stars, darkness, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Amaris Somatra: Your crimes have gone unanswered for years, Tabuu, you've caused nothing but pain and suffering to too many innocent people in your never ending quest to destroy the World and recreate it in the Subspace. You disgust me to no end, as The Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet and member of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, I hereby sentence you to death for everything you've done.
Suddenly, Amaris Somatra was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars, darkness, and light surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, angels, and Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Tabuu: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA! Incredible!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: Tabuu has angered Amaris Somatra, and now, the rage of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet is about to be unleashed.
Then, as the vortex faded, Amaris Somatra emerged, but she was changed forever.
Amaris Somatra grew from 7'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large purple planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, darkness, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on dragon earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and purple gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Amaris Somatra has on a sleeveless purple crop top, purple skirt, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by darkness, stars, and light and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a purple gem with neon glowing purple lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Amaris Somatra felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple angel wings with black tips on the large purple feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized purple angel wings with black tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive purple angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with black tips and black markings, Amaris Somatra has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Amaris Somatra's massive darkness greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow energy, stars, darkness, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Amaris Somatra's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Egyptian Hieratic Darkness Fury Light Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Egyptian Hieratic Darkness Fury Light Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet and hieroglyphs etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold dragon heads with purple gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold dragon heads with purple gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold dragon heads is a large gold dragon head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, Amaris Somatra has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet's head with red gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with crescent moons in between the kanji below Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet, phoenix, and angel that said, "Amaris Somatra, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet, Member and Dark Magic Sorcerer of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Darkness and Light, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Despiser and Destroyer of Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Darkness, Light, The Powers of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
アマリス・ソマトラ、ネブテトのヒエラティック・ドラゴンのアバターおよびジーン・スラマー、ヒエラティック・エジプト・デュエル・モンスター教団のメンバーおよびダーク・マジック・ソーサラー、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、闇と光のマスター、真の不滅にして全能者宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使であり、リンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、ダーク・ロリの軽蔑者、ダーク・ルアン、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、ダーク・チャンドラー、キルジョイ・ハギンズ、そして残りのリンカーンの敵、軽蔑者と破壊者ゾーク・ネクロフェイデス、ダーク・バクラ、ヤミ・マリク、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして闇のマスター、光、ネブテトのヒエラティック・ドラゴン、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使の力
Amaris Somatra has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HIERATIC DRAGON OF NEBTHET AVATAR-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EGYPTIAN DARKNESS LIGHT FURY HIERATIC DRAGON OF NEBTHET DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EGYPTIAN DARKNESS LIGHT FURY HIERATIC DRAGON OF NEBTHET DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EGYPTIAN DARKNESS LIGHT FURY HIERATIC DRAGON OF NEBTHET DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Amaris Somatra's Super Angel-Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet Avatar-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Tabuu saw it, he fired blasts of energy at her to kill her, but Lincoln absorbed them and it made him even stronger, and she fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, darkness, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit the demon and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, but now, he was enraged.
Me: No way, did Amaris just transform?
Lincoln: She did, now, we can tear Tabuu apart and make him pay for everything.
Amaris Somatra: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Egyptian Darkness Light Fury Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Egyptian Darkness Light Fury Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet Dragon Phoenix God Angel Love) You said it, Lincoln. Alright, boys, let's get him!
Me and Nico: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Amaris Somatra.
I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.
And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope and we joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You know, I'm not that surprised that you'd show up, Tabuu.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) After all the trouble you caused in the Smash Tournament with your plan to destroy the world and recreate it in the Subspace, I think you've had this coming.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You said it. Time for us to smash you down and send you straight into The Book of Vile Darkness.
Avani Acadia, Lincoln, Nico, and I went after Tabuu, who continued firing blasts of energy at us, but we continued absorbing them and we continued growing even stronger, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Tabuu and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated dragon claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire and elemental blasts at him as well and Nico and I I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated dragon claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Amaris Somatra also did the same by firing yellow energy slashes from her massive greatsword and gold-plated dragon claws, and he, Amaris Somatra, Nico, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and it made Tabuu even more madder than ever.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end this.
Lincoln grabbed Tabuu and he began sucking out Tabuu's power and energy, and he and all of us assimilated Tabuu's Ergokinesis, Overseeing, Spatiokinetic entity creation, Spatial constructs, Subspace manipulation, Dimensional entity physiology, Spatial devouring, Dimensional lordship, Whip manipulation, Chain creation, Space generation, Energy whip generation, Challenge creation, Enhanced cannon skills, Dimensional manipulation, Spatial mimicry, Spatial manipulation, Petrification, Chain manipulation, Size manipulation, Bullet projection, Ergokinetic blade construction, Object creation, Claw retraction, Blade retraction, Ergokinetic combat, Energy beam emission, Size enhancement, Gun protrusion, High Intelligence, and Teleportation, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, Tabuu was extremely weakened and Lincoln tossed him into the air, and Mario used his Final Smash, Mario Finale, as he fired a powerful two-streamed blast of fire that expands vertically as it flies forwards that hit Tabuu and destroyed him and his spirit was sent to The Book of Vile Darkness. Everyone cheered wildly for what Amaris Somatra, Lincoln, Nico, and I did as we holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down and Amaris Somatra's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large purple planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive purple angel wings and medium sized purple angel wings underneath are permanent.
Amaris Somatra: Reap what you have sown, plague of The Smash Bros. World. Thanks for helping me take down Tabuu, Lincoln, you too, J.D. and Nico.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Amaris.
Me and Nico: Our pleasure, Amaris.
Suddenly, Amaris Somatra wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his ten-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Amaris Somatra's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Demon, and Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and light and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Amaris Somatra sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and light and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Luna: Oh man, that was one wild performance that we just saw!
Luan: No fooling, you four smashed Tabuu down and Lincoln sucked out Tabuu's power and energy, and he and all of us assimilated Tabuu's Ergokinesis, Overseeing, Spatiokinetic entity creation, Spatial constructs, Subspace manipulation, Dimensional entity physiology, Spatial devouring, Dimensional lordship, Whip manipulation, Chain creation, Space generation, Energy whip generation, Challenge creation, Enhanced cannon skills, Dimensional manipulation, Spatial mimicry, Spatial manipulation, Petrification, Chain manipulation, Size manipulation, Bullet projection, Ergokinetic blade construction, Object creation, Claw retraction, Blade retraction, Ergokinetic combat, Energy beam emission, Size enhancement, Gun protrusion, High Intelligence, and Teleportation.
Me: Now, he's in his new home in The Book of Vile Darkness. So, Lincoln, who's the next girl we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
(CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS)
Suddenly, we saw a caribou made of purple fire pass through the sky along with a mermaid made of water appear in front of us.
Panda Faye Ling: Was that...?
Lincoln: It is, Panda, I think I know who we're meeting on my rescue tomorrow: Calida Zihuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Caribou.
We gasped.
Selene Arcangela: I knew it was her, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Calida Zihuo is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and his classmate in Gym, and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of purple fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Caribou, along with having angel wings along with having intense purple fire powers. She's known as The Fierce Warrior of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, as she shows absolutely no mercy at all to the irredeemable. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of purple fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Calida hates Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion, because of what those buttfaces did destroying Royal Woods on Halloween and trying to kill Lincoln, and in one incident, she and Lincoln beat them up and sent them back to prison with two black eyes and an irreversible super double mega wedgie, and this time, they made sure they were locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
Nico: Yeesh! Man, that was one painful thrashing!
Me: I still remembered that all too well. And the mermaid made of water, what was that?
Maria Ying Xiao: I know what that was, I know just who we're meeting on Nico's rescue tomorrow: Hayley Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Bai Tza, Demon Sorcerer of Water and Master of The Waters of The Mermaid.
Selene Arcangela: I knew it was her, and you guys are going to enjoy meeting her, Hayley Ying Xiao is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's Maria Ying Xiao's younger sister and the third eldest, and she's also a very powerful master over the forces of light and dark chi and she was also born with the powers of Bai Tza, The Demon Sorcerer of Water, along with blue angel wings, and she also has full fledge mastery over the powers of Water. Plus, she's the descendant of En Ying Xiao, the first Elemental Maiden from 3,000 years ago during the Shang Dynasty in China, and like Qin and her ancestor, Emperor Han the Dragon Emperor, she's also the master of the Atavism of The Elemental Maiden and she also has mastery of The Fires of The Phoenix. She moved to Royal Woods from China along with her sisters and she met Lincoln, and it was love at first sight. She heard from Lincoln of what we did in defeating Shendu, Dai Gui, Po Kong, Tso Lan, Hsi Wu, and Tchang Zu and Girl Jordan redeemed Bai Tza, and she was amazed, and she began to teach Lincoln how to master the powers of Water, and she knew of what Maria did in giving him her blood and that led to him getting the same powers as her and gaining the same powers as her along with becoming a master of The Fires of The Phoenix, The Waters of The Mermaid, The Lightning of The Thunderbird, The Winds of The Sylph, The Earth of The Golem, The Light of The Fairies, and The Darkness of The Shadow Wisps, and he wound up getting tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Thunderbird, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm. Lincoln made her a water greatsword, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, when Lincoln comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and because of the incident, she hated Lola with a passion.
Me: Whoa!
Qin: Really incredible!
We returned home to prepare for Christmas tomorrow. But, Hunter Drake Michaelson was still troubled by what happened with Professor Kakuzawa getting shot by that 15-millimeter round, as he took out the round's shell casing. Suddenly, memories came full force to him: the memories of another friend of his, a young man named Caleb Maxwell, a college student from New York who was planning to become a cop after finding out from a detective about the criminal world his father was in as head of a powerful crime syndicate with full control of the mafia gangs there and responsible for pumping drugs and weapons all over the streets. But, Caleb's dream was cut short when he was tragically murdered and at the young age of 20 and buried in the cemetery.
Hunter: (German Accent) This couldn't be him, Caleb died eight years ago by the mafia gangs who accident murdered him. But, if it is him, then, Lincoln's next rescue will be the battle to destroy that crime syndicate and if Caleb regained his memories and did find out who was responsible for his death eight years ago, his dad and younger brother are both going to get bullets right between the eyes courtesy of their vengeful elder son and older brother.
Alright, and for the Anniversary of The Battle Against Thanos Chapter, the match-up is for Ahana Azura, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Nuit, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Arthur Pendragon, the overarching protagonist of the 2012-2020 fantasy manga/anime series The Seven Deadly Sins
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to New York, and Hunter Drake Michaelson is also coming with us on the rescue, and it concerns the shell casing found when we were helping Kaede, and it concerns an old friend of his, a young man named Caleb Maxwell, a college student from New York who was planning to become a cop after finding out from a detective about the criminal world his father was in as head of a powerful crime syndicate with full control of the mafia gangs there and responsible for pumping drugs and weapons all over the streets. But, Caleb's dream was cut short when he was tragically murdered and at the young age of 20 and buried in the cemetery. That was eight years ago, but, he believes that Lincoln's Dark Side Eternal Purification not only freed him and his siblings from their Dark Sides forever, but it also brought Caleb Maxwell back from the dead, and we're going to destroy Caleb Maxwell's dad, Marcus Maxwell, who's the head of a powerful crime syndicate with full control of the mafia gangs there and responsible for pumping drugs and weapons all over the streets along with his younger brother, Drake Maxwell, who was in charge of the mafia gangs, but because of what'd happened to Caleb eight years ago, he was removed from the position and was demoted to lowly thug and was no longer in charge of the operations that Marcus was running, but that'll end with those two dying in a pool of blood along with their thugs and the syndicate destroyed forever.
And we're going to meet the next of the Gene-Slammers and Avatars of The Brotherhood of The Fire Fist Duel Monsters, her name is Calida Zihuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Caribou, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and his classmate in Gym, and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of purple fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Caribou, along with having angel wings along with having intense purple fire powers. She's known as The Fierce Warrior of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, as she shows absolutely no mercy at all to the irredeemable. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of purple fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Calida hates Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion, because of what those buttfaces did destroying Royal Woods on Halloween and trying to kill Lincoln, and in one incident, she and Lincoln beat them up and sent them back to prison with two black eyes and an irreversible super double mega wedgie, and this time, they made sure they were locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of Toy Taker, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on that toy taking monster.