One – WHY DID I TEXT A KID

Crowley: angel

Crowley: angelll

Crowley: angellllllllll

Crowley: ANGEL

?: not that I don't appreciate being called an angel, but who r u?

Crowley: who r u?

?: I asked u first

Crowley: but im asking u now who r u

?: im peter

Crowley: ok peter the kid

Crowley has changed ?'s name to Pete the kid

Pete the kid: im not a kid!

Crowley: yh right

Pete the kid: ur grumpy

Crowley: obviously I got u instead of angel

Pete the kid: rude

Pete the kid: my dad would find u very rude

Crowley: srryyyy but I need angel's number 😭 😭 😭

Pete the kid: who is angel?

Crowley: my friend

Pete the kid: okayyy… anywas I need to change ur name. what do u like

Crowley: my Bentley, my plants, angel

Pete the kid: hmmm I got it

Pete the kid has changed Crowley's name to Angel-Loving Car Planrt

Pete the kid: it's the best name ever

Angel-Loving Car Plant: … yeah sure

Angel-Loving Car Plant: whatever anyways im gonna go find angel and get his REAL number

Angel-Loving Car Plant: cya later

Pete the kid: where?

Angel-Loving Car Plant: ….

Angel-Loving Car Plant: okay

Angel-Loving Car Plant: sure

Angel-Loving Car Plant: u do u

Pete the kid: but where?

Angel-Loving Car Plant: Somewhere

Pete the kid: cya then

Angel-Loving Car Plant: baiiii

Pete the kid: baiii