SpongeBart Bart is now working at the Frying Dutchman so Oscar insists he is Spongebob...Also the Appetiser from that time Squidward begged Mr Krabs to pretend the Krusty Krab was a fancy restaurant instead of a fast food diner is actually Kraid from Metroid, or sounds like him.
Plot
The title gag is Princess Penelope on a rope swinging about hurling sparkles and singing.
The Billboard is Yeeeeeeeees guy and the message is "Who is this jerk?"
The chalkboard gag is: "I will not give Plankton the Krabby Patty secret formula.
The couch gag is the Simpsons sit on the couch then a cow falls on them...
...
Bart's bedroom. He is fast asleep. A large snail the size of a small cat is sleeping.
A ship's horn startles Bart awake.
"Ugh... I'm ready... I'm ready..." Groans as he is very tired still.
The snail meows for some reason.
"Okay wait up!" Bart stops things as the Ukulele background music cuts out. "Why do I have a snail that meows?!"
Gary meows.
"Or this lord horn thing instead of my Krusty Alarm clock?!" The large ship's horn honked loudly.
"And why am I in my undies!?" Bart was wearing just his underwear.
A studio audience whistles.
"Spongebob sleeps in his underwear..." said Oscar.
Bart sweat dropped. "Ay carumba..."
Bart climbed up to a diving board. "Why is this diving board here..."
"Just jump..." Oscar sighed.
Bart jumped. He landed in his clothes which he put on. He is dressed like Spongebob in a white shirt, brown smart shorts, a red tie and black shiny shoes with white knee socks. Bart winced.
"And now you have to lift a barbell with plushies attached." said Oscar. Bart winced. There were two plushies, one blue, one pink, tied to a stick. He effortlessly lifted it. He sighed.
Spongebob struggled to lift two light and soft plushies. "Ungggggghhhh!"
"Ha! Wimp..." Bart smirked.
Spongebob frowned at him.
Gary mewed.
"No Gary, I have work today!" said Spongebob.
Bart winced.
He wentgo the bathroom but Homer for once got there first.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
Bart sighed.
He spent some time waiting till Homer finished.
Oscar smirked smugly as he only needs the bathroom to clean his teeth. He uses his diaper instead of the toilet.
...
Bart went down to breakfast.
Quiffy was playing the Spongebob closing credits theme on a ukulele.
Bart glared at him.
"Oz you're obsessed with that show..." Lisa sighed.
"FINLAND!" Patrick screamed.
Bart sighed and poured himself some cereal.
Spongebob had Kelp Flakes.
Bart then heads to work at the Frying Dutchman.
"Certainly not! He has school!" said Marge.
"Yeah but now he is Spongbob at the Frying Dutchman..." said Oscar. "After he broke a window firing a harpoon through it."
"Look! Just because I am the fry cook at a seafood restaurant owned by a salty old sea captain with a silly pirate accent doesn't mean I am Spongebob!" Bart yelled.
Oscar smirked.
Anyway, so Bart heads to work.
"I'm ready... I'm ready..." Bart groaned.
"Show some enthusiasm! Smile!" Oscar yelled.
"No! Because this shenanigan is stupid! I am not Spongebob!" Bart yelled.
Oscar frowned.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." He rasped.
Bart sighed.
"I'm ready... I'm ready..."
Then Homer as Patrick waved to him.
"Go SpongeBart! Go!"
A cow landed on Homer. "Moooooo!"
"Ow!" Homer groaned.
Bart passed Scirnboil Burns. Mr Burn's poorer cousin who has to work at a fast food restaurant as a cashier. He was playing a clarinet but was disturbed by Bart muttering.
"Oh pipe down you filthy little urchin!" said Scornboil Burns. He played his clarinet.
...
The Springfield Boardwalk. There's the Malaria Zone explorer's supplies and rain maker store. A sushi stand and then... The Frying Dutchman.
"There it is Milhouse, The Frying Dutchman." said Bart dressed as Spongebob.
Milhouse sighed.
"I don't even like this cartoon... The pirate painting scares me..." said Milhouse.
Oscar arrived with Painty the Pirate painting.
"Are you ready kids?" asked Painty.
Milhouse screamed and fled.
Bart winced.
Bart took in the view, the restaurants, the stores... Graggle running around naked...
"Look everyone! I'm naked!" Graggle yelled.
Bart winced freaked out.
"I wanna go home..." He groaned.
"No Spongebob! You are gona msrch right in there and ask for a job!" Patrick yelled.
"I already have a job... I am being punished for setting off that harpoon gun and breaking a window when a harpoon went through it..." said Bart.
Patrick was lost for words and drooled. "Uh..."
Bart winced and headed into the restaurant.
Scornboil Burns sighed and stood behind the till muttering.
"Arrrrrr! Hurry up lad! To the kitchen with ye!" said Sea Captain.
Bart sighed and went to the kitchen.
Spongebob was there constantly grinning.
"You are such a tool..." Bart sneered at him.
Bart got to cutting up and preparing the food for today. Ie chopping up squid etc.
He had to work quickly but carefully as a customer arrived.
Oscar arrived despite he should be in class...
"What can I get ya..." Scornboil Burns sighed.
"A serving of calamari and Aioli sauce. And would it kill ya to smile?!" Oscar frowned disappointed with being served by grumpy people.
Scornboil Burns sighed.
"Bart, one order of Calamari and Aioli sauce..." He relayed the order to Bart.
Bart sighed and prepared the dish.
...
Sea Captain was counting his money.
"I love money..." He sighed counting the bills.
Suddenly Sideshow Bob stormed into the restaurant dressed as Plankton.
"I have come for the secret formula! And this time I will have it! Horatio!" said Sideshow Bob.
"Your name is Horatio...?" Oscar winced.
"Arrrrrr! Bob..." Sea Captain glared at Sideshow Bob.
"Horatio..." Sideshow Bob glared back.
Bart was whistling and serving food at the window to be handed out to the customers.
Sideshow Bob seethed.
"Simpson!" He seethed as he keeps trying to kill Bart.
Bart screamed and retreated to the depths of the kitchen.
Sea Captain sighed and snapped his fingers.
Big tough sailors dragged Sideshow Bob out of the restaurant.
Oscar sat down and was served his calamari. He dipped the squid rings in the aioli and ate them.
"Anyhoo, you pro don't wanna be at school anyway especially today..." said Oscar as Bart served him a jug of iced tea.
"Why?" Bart sighed.
"Your grade has Social Studies today."
Bart gasped as we cut to Martin at school in the yard sat on a log. He is reading a Social Studies textbook. When he lowers it onto his lap, it is shown he has demonic red pupils...
Demonic choir sings in latin.
Demon Martin growled. Also he gets like that when you put nicotine patches on him. Should be fun.
Back at the Frying Dutchman. Bart cleans the tables. Ie polishes them etc.
Scornboil Burns sighed, fed up with his job. However he needed to pay the bills so he drags himself in everyday anyway.
Spongebob joyfully hummed while cleaning the tables.
Bart growled. "How can you be so jolly!? This is a horrible job!"
Spongebob sighed. "I am compensating..."
Bart sighed.
...
Sea captain then sent Bart out on an errand.
"To retrieve a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments."
Bart sighed and left to run the errand.
"You are terrible..." Scornboil chuckled.
Sea Captain chuckled.
Oscar frowned.
Bart went about the boardwalk, He passed the sailors hunting for Feio Peixes Grande again.
Hethen passed a sushi restaurant full of sushi chefs. They were hard at work chopping up fish and making sushi rolls.
Finally he passed several stray cats. The cats hissed.
In an abandoned store on the boardwalk...
Sideshow Bob muttered about the Frying Dutchman secret formula and plotting once again to kill Bart Simpson.
Francesca sighed fed up with the whole vendetta.
"Hear me, McCallister! When I discover your formula for Marie Rose sauce, I'll run you out of business! I went to college!" Sideshow Bob ranted.
His wife sighed.
"I have a bee in my bonnet about this right now Francesca... Besides the author is nuts about this garbage on the idiot box called Spongebob..." Bob sighed.
"Farfalla! Farfalla vendetta!" said Gino trying to stab a butterfly.
Back at the Frying Dutchman.
"Aye, he's been trying to steal me secret formula for years." said Sea Captain.
Scornboil winced.
"Also he keeps trying to kill me..." said Bart.
"Like I said back when Mr Burns blocked out the sun, No one hurts any children while I'm around! Arrrr!" said Sea Captain.
"Have you found that spatula yet..." Scornboil Burns smirked at Bart.
"I'm working on it..." Bart headed out again on the pointless fetch quest.
Sea Captain and Scornboil laughed.
"We should really tell him it's a wild goose chase..." Scornboil sighed with his sides hurting from laughter.
...
Elsewhere Patrick played a video game. He got a game over.
"D'oh! I got dead again!" He groaned.
Fred the My Leg! guy winced at him.
"Do you even have a job?!" He criticised Patrick for staying at home all day.
"Patrick too stupid to work..." Patrick groaned.
A hard ware store.
Bart asked for a hydrodynamic spatula. With attachments.
The store owner hissed through his teeth trying to think how to tell Bart he had been sent on a wild goose chase. A pointless task.
"Are you friggin kidding me?!" Bart sighed.
At the Frying Dutchman. Sea Captain senses something.
"I smell a smell. A smelly smell..."
"Talk about redundant..." Scornboil sighed.
Anchovies flooded into the restaurant demanding food.
"ANCHOVIES!" Sea Captain screamed.
The fish people demanded to be fed.
"Hungry! Hungry! Hungry!"
"Oh fish paste!" Scornboil cried.
Elsewhere Patrick took a long good look at his life. The Fred guy who keeps going on about his leg was right, he had done nothing with his life. He dropped out of school.
Patrick sighed.
Suddenly Peter Shepherd from the Jumanji Animated series appeared.
"Why?!" Peter yelled annoyed.
Because Alan is voiced by Patrick Star...
Peter sighed exasperated.
"I have to polish my spigot collection..."
He walked off somewhere.
And we end the chapter with Bart on a pointless fetch quest, Sideshow Bob plotting his revenge again and Sea Captain and the crew at the mercy of the anchovies!
Plot 2
There was a commercial break for a Hostess fruit pie commercial...
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy cheered delighted.
Oscar winced.
Superman was eating a fruit pie because DC had a thing for advertising Hostess Fruit pies in the comic... Even having Supes defeat Lex Luthor with fruit pies...
...
The Frying Dutchman.
The crowd of Anchovies were still hungry.
"Hungry! Hungry! Hungry!"
"Curse you, merciful Poseidon!" Sea Captain cried.
"Heeeeeelllllp!" Scornboil yelped.
"Don't have a sea cow man!" said Bart.
He was back. With a hydrodynamic spatula!
"Who is ready to order?" said Bart flying into the kitchen.
"Oh lord oh mercy!" said Sea Captain relieved.
Suddenly Living in the sunshine, Lovin' in the moonlight by Tiny Tim played as Bart got cooking.
I'm not kidding. Tiny Tim music plays in the first ever episode...
Bart made a determined face then bared his teeth as he twirled the hydrodynamic spatula's attachments about. He chopped up the ingredients and made food.
Spongebob danced on the sauce dispensers while Tiny Tim sang.
"Mother of pearls! It's a musical montage!" Sea Captain yelled.
Spongebob shot burger patties out of his eyes.
Elsewhere at Sideshow Bob's evil lair.
"Did you send an army of talking fish people upon that restaurant Roberto?" Francesca asked.
"No! Certainly not! I haven't enacted my evil plan yet! I am busy listening to Gilbert and Sullivan!" said Sideshow Bob.
"Farfalla vendetta!" said Gino.
Also Gino coughs up hairballs apparently. Must be the dreadlocks...
Back at the restaurant Bart saved the day and fed the hungry fish people, they left satisfied.
Bart blew dust from his spatula smugly.
"Well done me boy! Arrrrrr!" said Sea Captain.
Bart felt pleased he had down well for once.
Scorboil sighed.
"Get back to work Scornboil." Sea Captain told him off.
...
Home.
Bart was exhausted and glad to be back home.
However he found Oscar and Eric watching Spongebob.
Spongebob sang the camp fire song.
Bart groaned and went upstairs.
Oscar and Eric were watching Spongebob as I just stated.
"I want apple juice!" Peter Griffin yelled.
Eric winced.
"I really wanna watch this cool action flick called Ax Cop..." Bart whined.
"That's not suitable for Eric to watch!" said Marge. "And I don't think you should watch it either!"
Bart sighed.
Eric gave Bart a raised eyebrow aside glance of disproval.
Phineas Q Butterfats. Bart went to get a milkshake.
"One vanilla milkshake please."
Oscar sang My Milkshakes bring the boys to the yard.
Bart glared at him.
"Don't remind me of that song. Some bad men made me sing it with my Moobs showing..." said Peter Griffin crying.
"Your universe grew up along side Spongebob, Ours started existing at the same time as Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers. Hopefully they'll acknowledge that one day..." said Bart. They do...
Later after finishing his milkshake Bart went home to wear his bizarre disguises ie like his Canadian bird trapper disguise.
This time he had a beard, glasses, a fake nose and a Ushanka hat on.
"Yipes!" Oscar yelped startled by him.
"What is that?!"
"Oz it's me, Bart." said Bart.
"Why are you dressed like that?!" Oscar asked.
"I uh do this sometimes... Like after the Bonestorm incident when I wore that silly disguise and was tired of wild allegations..." said Bart.
Oscar winced.
...
Oscar and Eric watched Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers. Then Oscar used the radioactive remote to visit and annoy them.
The Rangers were eating hotdog pieces and olives, which were the size of eggs to them.
"Is that a jar of century eggs..." Oscar groaned. A type of fermented egg.
"No they're olives..." said Gadget.
"Wait! Maybe they're your collection of spare noses Teddy!" Oscar said to his living teddy bear creature.
Teddy grimaced. "Why would they eat my nose..."
Gadget sighed.
Eric gave Oscar a hard look.
"More ketchup Monty?" Chip offered to put ketchup on Montery's piece of hotdog.
"Oi, and some cheese too, mate." Monty spoke in a thick Australian accent.
Chip gave him some cheese.
"My great, great, great grandma was a sandal." said Montery Jack.
Oscar winced. Eric shrugged at him.
A poster flew by. It had a photo of Fat Cat on it.
"Fat Cat?! Bah I'd like to clean his clock." said Monty furious about their constant nemesis. To clean someone's "Clock" is to give them a good thumping.
"I have some furniture polish and a cloth!" said Oscar holding polish spray and a cloth.
The mice, chipmunks and a fly gawked at him.
Eric face palmed.
"What?" Oscar asked.
Oscar squeezed Dale's big, shiny red nose.
"Ow! What's the big idea?" Dale whined.
Oscar smirked.
"You're not eating?" Dale asked.
"You're inviting me?" Oscar asked.
"Sure, why not?" said Gadget.
"Woohoo! Free food!" Teddy cheered.
...
Bart then went fishing with Homer. He was wearing his thick rimmed black nerd glasses from The Last Temptation of Homer.
Homer winced.
Spongebob was jellyfish catching with a butterfly net for catching jellyfish. He was wearing nerd glasses too.
"Okay what is with the nerd glasses..." Bart sighed.
"Anyway aren't you supposed to be at work?" Bart winced.
"Nah the new boss is easy going..." said Homer.
The Head hunter guy, Gator sighed seeing accidents had gone up and his three new workers just slept all day.
"I get the feeling I am being taken advantage of here..." He sighed.
The actual African head hunter who lives there at Gator's power Plant drank blood from a human skull with a straw.
Gator sighed.
"Ahem! We in house comic book artists need to paid..." said a line of comic book artists and newspaper comic artists.
Back at the lake Homer patiently waited for the fish to bite.
"I have been finding inner peace with Lisa at her heathen temple.
Speaking of...
Lisa arrived at Richard Gere's temple. She felt the need to unwind and meditate, but did not have the finances to meditate at a health spa. Besides she was also into the who buddhism thing too.
However she sensed Oscar was already there up to his usual stupidity. As when she entered the main Zen Garden, there were clowns with big red shiny noses meditating...
"Ooooooooom..."
"I am helping these clowns find inner peace or I just dressed some people up as clowns to help them find their inner clown..." Oscar smirked.
Lisa seethed.
"You look like you could..." asked Oscar.
"GET THESE CLOWNS OUTTA HERE YOU NUT!" Lisa yelled.
Oscar flinched.
"AND TAKE BOY GEORGE WITH YOU!"
Boy George sang Karma Chameleon.
...
The Frying Dutchman. Bart trudged into work again.
"Arrrrrr! To the kitchen lad! hurry up now!" said Sea Captain.
Bart got to work chopping up fish.
Scornboil Burns sighed as he manned the cash register.
He thought back to the anchovy incident the other day...
Bart did save the day, and without an obnoxious laugh.
Spongebob laughed his annoying laugh...
Squidward seethed.
Scornboil then thought about canned bread.
However he was disturbed from his thoughts by a customer. Homer arrived.
"What can I get you Tiny? A small salad?" He said sarcastically.
"All you can eat! All you can eat!" Homer wanted the buffet...
"Arrrrr! Warn the kitchen... The land whale known as Homer is here..." said Sea Captain.
The staff groaned.
Bart was chopping up fish. His evil twin Hugo snuck in so he fed Hugo the fish heads that would be discarded as chum.
Bart sighed as Hugo ate the fish heads.
On the restaurant floor Oscar was dancing to the Full Monty theme while wearing just a diaper.
"Hey no shirt, no pants, no service!" said Sea Captain.
"I know. I am just dancing in my diaper to piss off Hank." said Oscar.
Hank Simpson seethed.
Bart's day then got worse.
Sea Captain made him wear the silly fish costume again.
Bart groaned while dressed in a silly, cute fish costume.
"Now get your dorsal fin out there and hand out free samples..." said Sea captain.
Bart groaned as he waddled about in the fish costume again.
Oscar laughed at him.
"Yeah get it out of your system Oz..." Bart sighed.
...
Bart stumbled about in the costume.
"Ugh! I can't walk in this thing!"
He tripped and fell, spilling the free samples. "Oh man..."
Sherri and Terri laughed at him.
"Flounderface! Flounderface!"
Bart sighed. Milhouse was gawking at him.
"Help me up buddy..." Bart groaned.
"No sirree Bob! I might contract fin rot!" said Milhouse.
Bart groaned.
Nelson then kicked him up the butt. "Haw Haw!"
Bart fell face first into a bucket of chum. fish guts and blood basically...
"See you round chum! Haw Haw!" Nelson laughed.
Bart groaned.
Then he got mistaken by the sailors on the dock for Feios Piexis Grande. The big fish...
"Look! Feios Piexis Grande!"
"Cooooool! Where?" Bart asked.
A harpoon just hissed past him and imbedded itself in the oak wall of the Malaria Zone store. Bart screamed as the sailors thought he was Feios Piexis Grande. He waddled about fleeing the harpoons.
Bart fled into an alley way. There were cats.
A cat mewed.
Bart sighed.
"Haaaaaauuuuuw! Kitties!" Oscar squealed.
Bart groaned agitated with Oscar.
Bart noticed the cats looked hungry, because of the thought clouds of them day dreaming about fish...
"Oh shoot! I'm a fish..." Bart gulped.
He fled chased by cats.
He ran straight into the sushi restaurant.
"Uh oh..." Bart was staring at several hungry sushi chefs.
"Mmmmm! Giant talking spicy tuna roll!" said the head chef.
Then the cats came in and screeched.
"Ah! Neko!" A chef cried with a cat clawing his face.
Plot 3
We have another side scene to break up the story. On the boardwalk Mona was Cruella Deville again...
"Gimme that hat! Or I shall make you into a hat!" A raccoon had stolen her hat.
The raccoon chittered.
"GIVE IT TO ME!" Mona as Cruella yelled.
"Just let her die already! You're being disrespectful as a fan refusing to kill her off!" Hank seethed.
...
Back at Bart and his predicament...
Bart was surrounded by hungry sushi chefs, cats and sailors.
"Woe, what a smart fish! Feios has gathered all of a fish's natural enemies!" said the black sailor resembling Lou.
Well not all just yet...
Suddenly the Shark people from Disney's American Dragon arrive.
"Yes I am a shark woman." said Mrs Shark to Jake's nervous Grampa.
Bart winced. Sharks eat other fish.
Then Teddy, Oscar's living Teddy bear arrived. He sniffed with his big, wet, shiny black nose quivering and twitching.
Bart sweated and wet himself.
"Mmmmm fish..." said Teddy.
Then a giant squid smashed into the restaurant. It waved its tentacles about.
"Aaaaagh! Hentai!" A sushi chef screamed.
Bart face palmed.
The squid grabbed him in a shiny rubbery tentacle.
Bart grunted and struggled with the tentacle coiled round him.
The sailors prodded the squid with harpoons and the sushi chefs waved meat cleavers about.
The squid found a zip on Bart's costume. The squid clicked its beak confused.
"This is no fish! This is just a boy in a costume!" said a Sailor.
"What? No fish?" said a sushi chef.
A cat mewed sadly.
"Well I never!" said the shark woman.
Later... Back at The Frying Dutchman.
"Arrrr! As I've said before and will surely say many times to come, well done lad! You are the finest fish boy mascot to ever work here!" said Sea Captain.
Bart had a rather goofy looking expression as if he was about to faint.
"Of course you're gonna have to dry clean the suit... Someone soiled it..." said Sea Captain.
Bart fainted.
...
The Simpsons house.
Bart arrived home exhausted.
"Tomorrow he has to go back to school..." Marge insisted.
Bart hated school more than working at the Frying Dutchman.
"He looks exhausted though. Hugo you can help change Eric's diaper..." said Homer.
Hugo went "Bleeeeh!" in disgust.
"Now boy..." said Homer.
Bart went up to his room to read a Radioactive Man comic.
"No no no, that's a stick of dynamite nimrod..." said Yakko from downstairs.
Bart sighed reading his comic.
At Richard Gere's temple.
Oscar was meditating next to a clown with a red shiny nose and blue hair.
"Ooooooom..."
"Floppo, what do you think inner peace is to a clown..." Oscar asked.
"I don't know... I'm an accountant named Jaden..." said the clown.
Oscar pouted.
Lisa sighed as she meditated.
Lenny and Carl sang who likes short shorts again.
Lenny sang one line and Carl would sing the next.
Richard Gere sighed.
Back at Bart, He got back his energy and decided to annoy Homer by hitting him with a lamp.
"Ow!"
"Hehehehe..." Bart laughed.
"Why you little!" Homer strangled him.
Bart wheezed as he was being throttled.
Marge sighed.
"Homer you have to stop doing that now Eric is part of the family."
Homer yelped. "Are you saying Eric will grow up to be a smart aleck terror too?"
"I hope not..." said Marge.
...
The next day.
Bart was brushing his teeth.
Spongebob got out the toothpaste tube. But Gary was biting it.
Spongebob sighed.
Gray squeezed the tube. Spongebob ended up resembling Dumbledore with a toothpaste beard.
Oscar played Harry Potter music.
Spongebob sighed.
Bart had breakfast, cereal.
Spongebob had kelp flakes
"Spumbledore ate calmly..." said Oscar.
Spongebob with a toothpaste beard sighed.
Bart glared at Oscar.
Oscar pulled a face at him.
Hugo gawked at them both while eating fish heads.
Bart got the bus to school today as Marge insisted.
"Oh look it's SpongeBart Sadpants... Lame..." Nelson taunted him.
Bart sighed.
"I like Spongebob!" said Ralph.
Bart went about the bus to find a seat.
Even Inane Brian wouldn't give him a seat.
"Don't be mean Bwy..." Oscar frowned.
"Ugh... It's Brian..." said Inane Brian.
At the Krusty Krab. Spongebob still had the Toothpaste Dumbledore beard.
Mr Krabs gasped.
"Ooooooh! Have I finally been accepted into Hogwarts?!"
Spongebob gave him an annoyed glanced.
"I'll take that as a no..."