Stealing First Base Bart gets another girlfriend but he has competition for her affections from Hugo and Ace.
Meanwhile Lisa throws a tantrum at not getting a perfect A. So she demands to be transferred to the other second grade where she can be a teacher's pet and not a Little Miss know it all the teacher doesn't like.
Plot
The title gag is Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy flying.
The billboard gag is Dr Nick's If I kill you you don't pay! Sign again.
The chalkboard gag is "WWII could not beat up WWI."
"Yes it could..." said Oscar.
Hitler was snarling at Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Bart winced.
The couch gag is the Simpsons as bugs crawling on a squash. Homer bursts out of the squash as a snail and spits seeds everywhere.
...
The episode starts with Homer taking Bart, Lisa and Hugo to school.
Homer puts on a navigator to tell him where to go.
"At fifty meters turn left." said a female voice.
Homer didn't know what a meter was.
"What's a meter?!"
Lisa explained but by the time she finished Homer had missed the turning.
"A meter is three feet and a third of a foot." said Lisa going on a long winded explanation of what a meter was.
"You have missed you turning. Recalculating, turn right in fifty meters."
"No Dad! That goes into a construction site!" said Bart.
"Stupid kids. Think they know more than a machine..." said Homer driving into a construction site. All mayhem breaks loose. Such as the navigator getting confused because they were spinning.
"Turn left! Turn right! Turn left! Turn right!" said the navigator.
Then a girder went through the window and a crane carrying the girder picked up Homer's car.
"Lower elevation by a hundred meters and turn left.
Eventually they got to school.
"See ya later kids!" said Homer to his kids.
"Love you Dad!" said Lisa.
"See ya later Homeboy!" said Bart.
Hugo laughed maniacally and made gibberish growls. The three Simpson kids went to school.
Homer angrily threw his navigator thing into a water fountain.
"Turn right! Cold! So cold..." said the navigator gadget before breaking and shutting down.
"When's Oscar getting here?" Bart asked as the Simpson kids waited.
"His carpooling with his friend Kyle. The anthropomorphic wolves that are sometimes human." said Lisa.
"Love ya Mom!" said human Kyle heading to school while his baby brother Caiden stood sadly in his diaper as his older brother went to school.
"Don't worry dear, one day you'll be going to school!" said Kyle and Caiden's Mom.
Kyle caught up with Oscar as they got in Kyle's Dad's car. Oscar has a very stupid conversation.
"Kyle if there's a full moon. Do you turn into a werewolf?" Oscar asked.
"No! My creator just draws us as cartoon wolves sometimes!" Kyle sighed.
"So you're not a werewolf..." said Oscar.
"No..." said Kyle.
"Let Oscar think that. I don't see why not! Sometimes we're people, sometimes we're cartoon wolves! Why not?" said Kyle's Dad.
"Coooooool! Werewolves!" said Oscar.
Kyle face palmed.
...
Bart and Hugo went into class.
The classroom was in utter chaos with Mrs K absent. Nelson was spitting in the books and putting them back.
Lewis put fire crackers in the teacher's pencil sharpener and spun it around until it blew up.
A boy was balancing on a world globe until Jungledyret Hugo pushed him off and started balancing on the globe.
"What the?!" Bart gasped.
Then Boy with shades was running along the desks.
Martin was locked up in a cage that was dangling from a chain on the ceiling.
Richard was spraying graffiti everywhere...
"What is going on?" Bart asked. "Where's Mrs K.?"
"Oh the debugger she hired to deprogram her sister from a religious cult turned out to be from an even worse cult!" said Skinner.
"That raises so many questions! So who is teaching? Is it me?" asked Bart.
"No! Never you!" said Skinner. "Due to budget cuts, until Mrs Krabappel gets back, you will be sharing classes with the other fourth grade class."
Bart and his friends gasped.
"The other fourth grade class? But they are so different!" said Bart. "They have music on a Tuesday!"
"Their teacher takes her shoes off!" said Milhouse.
"They're already on the yellow Floppy and Wilf books!" said Martin.
"Their twins are one boy and one girl!" said Sherri and Terri.
"Weird..." said Nelson.
"So? Hugo and I are boy twins!" said Bart pulling Hugo next to him.
"That's not so weird." said Nelson.
"Siamese twins..." said Hugo.
"Eeeeew!" said Nelson.
"Yes yes... follow me children." said Skinner.
All of the fourthies walked in single file after him, except Hugo who was crawling about on his hands and feet like a dog.
"Hugo walk like a human... not like a dog..." Skinner sighed.
Kids snickered at Hugo.
...
Bart's class joined the other fourth grade class.
Their teacher sighed. "Everyone scoot to the side so each of Mrs Krabappel's lot can share a desk with you."
"Is this this seat available?" Lewis asked a brown haired kid.
"Whatever..." the brown haired kid sighed.
"Richard got the same response from his new desk mate. And so did Sherri and Terri as they sat by each of the twins that were one boy and one girl.
Nelson sat next to a blind boy.
The blind boy knocked over his lunchbox.
Nelson was angry and threatened the boy.
"You are so dead!"
The blind boy fumbled about trying to help pick up his lunchbox. He tapped his white stick about.
But when he found out he was blind he felt sorry for him.
"Nobody make fun of him! Or I will destroy you!" said Nelson.
"Nobody is making fun of me." said the blind boy.
"I won't let you feel bad about yourself!" said Nelson.
"At least his eyes even if he can't see out of them are intact. Unlike Louie Braille. Eeeeeeugh!" Richard shivered in disgust as he thought about the inventor of Braille. (He accidentally gouged out his eyes with a carving knife as a boy. Ouch!)
Hugo sat next to someone at his or her desk.
Hugo hissed at his new class mate in a beastly manner.
The kid winced.
Milhouse was kindly offered a seat by a surfer boy. "Sure pull up a chair dude! We're cool bro?" said the surfer kid.
"No not really. You maybe cool but I was too intimidated by the physique of the kids in Hawaii to go surfing once..." said Milhouse.
"Tubular..." said the surfer kid.
"How can you be intimidated by the physique of Hawaiian kids?!" Richard asked him. "They're all fat with big round noses!"
"No we're not!" said Lilo from Lilo and Stich annoyed at him.
"Sweetheart... why would I find a tubby girl like you with a big round nose like that attractive..." Richard poked her big round nose.
Bart had the last choice. A moody Japanese rocker girl that looked like Kimi from the Rugrats, Oh god! Adopted incest! (Is it still incest if their step brother and step sister?) and she was wearing Yumi's (from Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi) purple skull t shirt. She obviously kept to herself and didn't want to speak to Bart.
"Looks like it's just us two, babe." said Bart.
The girl got out some roll of gum and divided the desk in two with it. "My side, your side!" she obviously hated this arrangement.
"Ah I see we're gonna get along just fine, (he looks at her phone) Nikki." said Bart.
Nikki was reading, trying to ignore Bart.
"Oh look you're reading pretending to ignore me... I'll just be tuning up the old armpits." said Bart. He blew into a kazoo and made armpit farts. Nikki smiles at him.
Hugo unnerved his new desk buddy by growling at him or her in a beastly manner.
...
Meanwhile Lisa got an F on her homework somehow.
"Wait this is some horrible nightmare! Like those ones where you're in a public place in your underwear!" said Lisa. However she was fully clothed. "Okay alarm clock wake me up! Neeeeh! Neehhh!"
"Lisa this is not a dream..." said Miss Hoover.
"Yes it is Dream Hoover! And as long as I'm asleep I'm gonna have fun!" Lisa climbed on her desk and said "Wheeeeee! And dived off but hurt herself. "This is not a dream?! I really did fail?"
"I take no joy in this." said Miss Hoover. "Little Miss perfect..."
"Yes it is a dream Sandman!" said Oscar dressed as green haired Marge from Homer's imagination. A sandman whines and woke Lisa up.
Lisa woke up in bed.
"Oh! Phew it was just a nightmare! But does that mean the entire episode has just been a dream?" Lisa pondered.
"I dunno." said Oscar going back to his room from the bathroom.
"I better not tell anyone." said Lisa. She then went back to sleep.
Oscar smirked and lifted Lisa's arm that she left dangling out of bed and guided her hand into her glass of water on her nightstand. He snickered and went back to bed.
Hawaiian Kid from the other fourth grade went home to Hawaii.
He winced as every Hawaiian girl was fat. Like Lilo and that ginger girl who bullies her.
"I can't help it! Hawaiian food is so goooooood!" Lilo cried while stuffing her face.
"We have a holiday dedicated to a feast!" Ginger nerd girl um Muriel cried. It is called Luau.
"Aloha Tristan." Hawaii kid is now Tristan. His Mom greeted him.
"Aloha..." said Tristan.
Lilo sobbed while comfort eating.
Tristan winced.
There were also colourful alien creatures, some with big, wet shiny round noses like a bear or a dog's.
"Take me to your leader..." said Stitch.
"Uh that would be Obama..." said Tristan the Hawaiian.
"Ah... Now I must probe humans as aliens have a thing for probing people..." said Stitch, a blue alien koala thing.
...
Meanwhile in the shared fourth grade classroom. Bart was reading the very hungry caterpillar. "Damn he can eat! Damn! Daaaaamn!"
"Do you mind?! I'm trying to read!" said Nikki reading Twilight! Aaaaagh! It burns!
"Eeeeeeew! You girls ruin everything! Even vampires..." said Bart.
"Not true! Vampires are cool outsiders who like girls who hate cheerleaders!" said Nikki.
Ace growled frustrated and slammed his own head with his desk lid.
"No they are not! They are all about cartoonish Romanian accents and chomping necks!" said Bart.
"Amen bro!" said Ace with his head in his desk.
"Ace why are you in fourth grade..." Bart sighed.
"Vampire kid reference..." said Ace.
"And they don't wear products in their hair like this loser!" said Part pointing to the picture of Edward Cullen.
Bart drew a cartoon vampire. "They look like this!" There was a cartoon of Dracula ripping off someone's head and firing a machine gun.
"Wooow! Great drawing!" said Nikki.
"Can I draw a robot barfing screws on your arm with my sharpie?" Bart asked.
Nikki was touched. "I'd like that." She opened up to him as he drew on her arm.
"And a signature and, there.
"Awesome!" said Nikki.
Bender barfed up screws.
"I'm glad you find me befriending a girl nauseating Bender..." Bart sighed.
"No I'm sick from alcohol deprivation!" said Bender. He vomited screws and nuts and bolts.
"Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger." said the blind kid to Nelson.
"Sure whatever." Nelson relented. Kevin the blind kid was touching his face.
"Eww! I said your face, not your butt!" said Kevin.
Nelson gave him the stink eye. Ie he was annoyed at his remark about his looks.
"I will not hit you but you are really pushing it Kevin..." Nelson seethed.
The brown haired boy who apparently is friends with Dylan enough that he got invited to his or her or their birthday party, was reading a manga.
Lewis read his book upside down.
His desk buddy winced at him.
Plot 2
Oscar was in Skinner's Office.
"Oscar we've been through this! You can't declare scenes you don't like as dream sequences!" said Skinner.
"Yes I can! I'm awake Lisa can't expect to get perfect grades all the time... but it is impossible except from some fluke for her to get an F." said Oscar.
"It was a mistake! Miss Hoover was going to explain that!" sId Skinner.
"I mixed up Lisa's with Ralph's. Lisa got a perfect score as usual." said Miss Hoover.
"I cheated the wrong way! I put down Lisa's name but gave the Ralph answers!" said Ralph.
"Anyway can I be dismissed to the school nurse for treatment for a werewolf bite Skinner?" Oscar asked.
"I keep telling you, I'm not a werewolf!" Kyle groaned.
"Lunar locket." Oscar used the Lunar Locket Shen Gong Wu to make it night and a full moon.
Kyle immediately turned into an anthropomorphic grey wolf and howled. "Aroooooooo!"
...
At home Bart asked Homer's legs under the car for advice but he wouldn't respond.
"Dad?" Bart asked.
"Hey son!" said Homer arriving from somewhere. Bart screamed.
"But!"
"Oh these are just to pretend I'm working on your mother's car while I take a break..." said Homer showing the legs are fake.
"Wow that's awesome!" said Bart. "But I need advice! I have another girlfriend."
"Another?!" Homer gasped.
"Yes Dad." said Bart.
"How many is that now my little Casanova?" said Homer scruffling Bart's spikes boisterously.
"Well... there's Jessica... Greta, Mary Spuckler, Gina, Jenny, Darcy, that pregnant girl that tried to claim I was the father, Alotta Cooties and that girl that likes boys who wear diapers... and now Nikki." said Bart. "That's ten now!"
"Homer? I thought you said you were fixing my car?" Marge asked.
Homer screamed and hid under the car next to his fake legs.
"Dad I need advice on a girl, from a man!" said Bart.
"Ask your grampa, he used to be a man..." said Homer.
Grampa was trying to peel a banana. "Oooooh! Give up the goods you yellow devil!" Uh oh!
"Grampa! Don't say things like that! It's offensive!" said Bart.
Bart was peeling Grampa's banana for him. He found the taste appealing...
"Not funny narrator..." Bart sighed as a studio audience booed and jeered and tumbleweeds rolled past.
Indoors Grampa told him if he wants a girl to like him he should kiss her. In canon her crazy attorney parents go nuts and threaten to sue the school. But in real life crazy people like that get locked away where they can't be a negative influence on children.
"Okay... you really want to push my romance with Nikki..." Bart sighed at the fourth wall. "Anyway Grampa did that work for you?"
"Of course! I remember it like it was yesterday..." said Grampa. His dream cloud had TV static inside it, "Uh oh."
"Excuse me." said Oscar. He pulled up some TV Ariels out of the dream cloud and tapped it until Mona appeared in the dream cloud.
"That's better..." said Grampa.
...
At school, Bart found Nikki had a skateboard and skated very well.
"Wow you're good!" said Bart.
Nikki grinned and spun about on her skateboard.
The skated about the playground to musical montage. In the air Bart juggled his skateboard's wheels before putting them back on again.
Nikki skates up a ramp and flies over Martin who is reading a book.
Then they sat at the top of the slide and Bart kissed Nikki.
"Eeeeeew! My first kiss was with Bart Simpson! Eeeeew! Boy cooties!" Nikki was disgusted.
"Wow she's as immature about love as I am!" said Bart.
Nelson was hanging out with the blind kid.
"Say, "haw-haw."" said Nelson.
"Haw-haw." said the blind kid.
"That was great! Really great!" said Nelson crying tears of happiness.
"Nelson he's blind... not mute." said Milhouse rolling his eyes.
Ace was exasperated to find Oscar sat at the playground benches having tea with a monkey and a capybara.
"Oz..." Ace winced.
"I am a very busy man right now." said Oscar drinking tea.
"You're having a tea party with a capybara and a monkey?!" Ace yelled.
"Exactly." said Oscar.
Ace rolled his eyes and left Oscar to his mad antics.
The monkey screeched.
"I want to know why our teacher also teaches the other fourth grade class..." said Jurkle.
"Lack of teachers. The school is already short of one with Mrs Krabappel trying to rescue her sister from a sinister cult." said Martin.
Jurkle winced.
"And some schools do have a teacher cover two classes..." said Oscar.
Nikki was grossed out that Bart kissed her.
"Bleh! Ptooie! I kissed Bart!"
...
"No. I am not seeing you in court over a frivolous legal case over the innocent act of childhood love! Get out of my school!" Skinner kicked out Nikki's stupid lawyer parents.
"We won't end this Skinner! You'll regret this!" said Nikki's parents.
"No sensible judge in America will take your case seriously!" said Skinner.
In Judge Roy Snyder's court.
"Case thrown out! This is a stupid case and a waste of my time! I find Bart and Nikki's innocent boyfriend and girlfriend romance adorable!" said Judge Snyder.
Nikki's parents stormed off.
"I see you've found how stubborn Springfield is..." said Samantha Stanky's Dad.
"No you're stubborn!" said his wife or ex wife, Samantha Stanky's mom.
Nikki's parents seethed.
"We'll have to move town! Hopefully somewhere Republican!" said Nikki's Mom.
"I can't afford to move now!" Dad whined.
...
There is a montage of Bart trying to kiss Nikki and her slapping his face.
"At least he has a healthy concept of the word no." said Peter as Mudboy was being forceful with a girl...
"Mudboy... when a girl says no, it means no..." said Peter.
Mudboy frowned at Peter.
Meanwhile Bart went to watch Itchy and Scratchy, a movie presumably at a 3D cinema with Homer.
"What?! Noooooo!" Retro Homer from the old episodes screamed.
Bart laughed evilly.
The itchy and Scratchy movie was um very poetic and artsy as it was about Scratchy's head after Itchy sliced it off and a montage of mice going about their lives.
"No no no!" Retro Homer slammed his head against a wall at the back of the cinema's screen room.
"Tough luck serious Homer! Fun Homer is here to stay!" said Bart watching the film.
...
Meanwhile Lisa was on her gardening blog at school when she got an encouraging message from someone called Flotus1. Spoiler! They're Michelle Obama!
Suddenly Skinner had an announcement.
"There is to be an attorney general assembly! This means third grade's performance of My Fair Lady is cancelled." said Skinner.
"I say! That is Rum news! Very rum indeed!" said a posh kid in a top hat and a suit.
"Noooooo! I was gonna be a lady!" Oscar cried dressed as a girl.
"Eeeeeew!" said Lisa.
The assembly was in the playground. An aeroplane landed and First Lady Michelle Obama got off with some security guards. She was here to give Miss Hoover's class some mentoring. However she particularly wanted to give Lisa some encouragement about being an overachiever in a school that isolates her because of her intellect.
Because everyone was in awe of Michelle Obama and she could shame those that weren't with a harsh word they all befriended Lisa and cheered.
Michelle then got a call from her husband the president. She was nagging him about something.
"Mrs Obama it is such an honor to finally have a black man in the White House! That'll shut up those white supremacists." said Lisa.
"Now we just need to get a black woman in the whitehouse." said Michelle.
"Yes that would be lovely Mrs Obama. But unfortunately those uptight republicans won't budge. So I'll be helping by getting Hilary in. But I'd really want to help you Mrs Obama." said Lisa.
"Thanks Lisa, us sisters have to work together." said Michelle Obama.
There is a montage of Lisa, Michelle Obama and Hilary Clinton campaigning to get a woman in the White House as president while the song Sisters, are doing it for them selves! Played.
...
Meanwhile Bart is in town with his girlfriend Nikki. Some men are pasting over the Dr Nick Billboard that read "If I kill you, you don't pay!" With a new one reading, "Dr Nick Riviera, cheapo surgery, Doctorb. Home of the one hour sex change.
Ah yes, the sex change clinic that turned Mr Largo into a midget instead of a woman.
Bart was annoyed to find Nikki would open up to him and kiss him then act like he was coming on too strongly and angrily remind him they were just friends.
"As a friend, Bart! Sheesh!" said Nikki running hot and cold.
"Gee you're more frigid than Yugioh abridged Tea is towards Yugi!" Bart ranted.
Tea would want to take their relationship further. "As a friend, Yugi!" She added sharply. "Now hold me! As a friend, Yugi!"
Yugi admitted he was having sexual thoughts about someone. Tea glared at him being frigid. Yugi lied that his sexual thoughts were about Tristan.
"... You have some serious issues Yugi..." said Tea.
"Fine! I'll stop being so darn frigid!" said Nikki. She kissed Bart. "You know most of those mixed signals were from what my mom and Dad drummed into me."
Meanwhile Lisa was posting on her gardening blog.
"Now readers enjoy pictures of garden friendly snails." Lisa dictated to herself what she was typing. There were pictures of snails. "Hmmmmm... who's Flotus?" Lisa asked herself out loud as she saw a username on the blog called Flotus.
"That's me!" said Ralph. "Because I swim with my flotuses on!" He was wearing swimming trunks and water wings in the library...
"Oh thank you you magnificent person! Seeeeee...?" Oscar shook his hand. Oscar was also wearing just his swimming trunks and water wings.
"Yeah sure hang out with the baby, Oz..." Bart sighed.
"I'm not a baby." said Ralph.
"Anyway why are you both in the library in your swimming costumes?" Lisa asked.
"This isn't the indoor swimming pool?" Ralph asked.
"No Ralph, our school doesn't have a pool, not since Andy Hamilton filled it with worms..." said Lisa.
In Skinner's office. "Willie to lower the amount of heavy petting and appease Nikki's stubborn parents we need a swimming pool. Can you build one?"
"Ach! Yes sir! But why?! Don't you remember the Andy Hamilton prank...?" asked Willie.
"Yes and I hope he has grown out of such childish hijinks now." said Skinner.
At the library.
"Oz why are you still here in your swimming trunks..." Lisa asked.
"Surfing the web for baby fur art." said Oscar. (Cartoon animals in diapers.)
"Eeeeew..." Lisa groaned.
"Now... if I combine my swimming trunks with my swimming goggles do I get swimming Gotenks?" Oscar asked.
"Um no." said Gotenks.
"Hehehe! Trunks you're clothes!" Oscar laughed.
"Yeah I wear swimming Mes when I go swimming..." said Trunks from Gotenk's mouth.
...
Then Willie was building a pool while drunk and driving his tractor.
"I'm so drunk so drunk I can barely see! But it gets me through another daaaay! My stomach is full of haggis and hag... I've gotta go and puke in some hay..." he sung while driving about erratically with the combine harvester blades attached to his tractor lawn mower and cutting up the baseball fields.
"Lisa is a fool!" Bart sung spying on his sister.
"I think that rules are cool!" said Skinner.
"I'm drowning in the pool!" said Willie sinking in the pool on his tractor.
...
Some time later. Maybe the next school day, third grade were having the first ever swimming lesson since they were stopped after the night of the worms prank.
"Which will save us school bus gasoline fees for trips to the Springfield swimming pools." said Skinner. "Which Oscar insists in his canon was where Lisa's class was swimming in Bye Bye Nerdie." said Skinner. "Now we don't have a dedicated swimming teacher so Willie will be your new swimming teacher.
"Ach! It feels great to be Swimming teacher Willie!" Willie said happily.
"And the groundskeeper will be Mr Largo." said Skinner.
"I hate you so much!" Mr Largo snapped as he got ready for his demotion to groundskeeper.
Soon swimming class was underway.
"Ach! Don't splash! Ye can swim faster than that ya wee salmon! Put your back into it!" Willie was barking at his students.
"This brings back so many memories." said Skinner.
Andy Hamilton laughed evilly as he snuck up to the pool carrying a bucket of worms.
"Don't even think about Andy..." said Skinner.
"Awwww!" Andy whined. "Ha keep your eyes peeled Skinner I was just a distraction for my successor for class clown and prankster..."
"Ye gods! Bart Simpson!" said Skinner. Bart laughed evilly as he poured paint and worms in the swimming pool.
Plot 3
Bart and Andy were sent to Skinner's office.
"And in other morning announcements, our new groundskeeper Mr Largo has somehow got stuck on the school roof." said Skinner.
"How did this happen?!" Mr Largo yelled stuck on the roof with Willie's tractor.
...
Back in Skinner's office.
"Bart don't you have anything better to do other than pranking with a former student?" Skinner signed.
"Well... making out with my frigid girlfriend who keeps running hot and cold." said Bart.
Skinner did not want go ask.
"Her parents are still whinging about that..." said Skinner.
"We are not whinging! Fear our lawyers!" Nikki's parents ranted.
"And Andy I'm sure you're supposed to be at work." said Skinner.
"Krusty suspended me from work. I did a bad thing and I err forgot what it was..." Andy struggled to think what got him suspended from work as he took off his cap and scratched his nearly bald head.
"How can you be bald at 25 yet still have a young little douchebag beard." Bart asked him.
"Krusty hair remover from a prank plastic squirting flower." said Andy. A prank squirting flower for offering people to sniff cost him his hair because it was filled with hair remover instead of water.
Meanwhile Nikki tried to woo Ace. A fatal mistake.
"Are you gonna make out with me handsome?" she said aroused.
"You could say I'm gonna make you mine..." said Ace with a devious leer as he bared his vampire fangs...
Nikki screamed.
However someone shoved a snapped off chair leg through Ace's back and out of his chest, staking him. He turned into vampire dust. That someone was Bart.
"Ooooh! Bart, you saved me!" said Nikki. Then they kissed and Paradiso played over a montage of famous kisses in movies. Such as Spider Man kissing Mary Jane, Lady and Tramp kissing, Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost kissing, Charlton Heston kissing a monkey in planet of the apes! Rhett Butler and Scarlett kissing. James Bond kissing one of his many lovers. The alien from Alien 3 kissing Ripley.
The montage ends with them falling deeply in love.
"Awwwwww!" Marge and Homer coo. Thinking it's cute that they're in love.
"Eeeeeugh! That's disgusting! They're just children! And your insistence that romance and love and then marriage is normal is chauvinistic!" said Nikki's stupid lawyer parents.
Then Ace revived from a pile of vampire dust after Willie vacuumed them up and emptied them in the dumpster outside.
"Ow! That hurt like hell!" Ace groaned as being staked was very painful. Duh!
...
Then Ace was being a gooseberry on Bart and Nikki's date so to annoy him they order garlic bread with their spaghetti. Ace looks disgusted as garlic bread arrives.
Nikki smirks and tries to feed him some. He flinches away in disgust.
"Ace go away..." Bart sighed.
"That mortal you are kissing was my lunch!" Ace hissed.
Then he bares his fangs and hisses at them while they're kissing on a bench so Bart points his crucifix at him. Ace hisses and flees.
Later on, Nikki mistook Hugo for Bart.
"There you are sweetums!" saud Nikki.
"Uh..." said Hugo.
"Nikki... I'm over here..." said Bart.
Nikki blushed and went over to Bart.
He kissed her.
Nikki gasped being frigid again.
"I'm sorry!" Bart apologised.
"Quit apologising! It's my parents teaching me to be repulsed by boys!" said Nikki, she kissed him back.
"Noooooo! Our daughter's virtue!" Mr and Mrs McKenna screamed.
"Will you two nuts shut up! Schoolyard light hearted romance is normal..." said Oscar.
Nikki's parents sobbed.
Michelle Obama was speaking to Chalmers and Skinner.
"Well Mrs Obama I-" said Skinner.
"Silence!" said Michelle Obama.
"Yes Ma'am..." said Skinner.
"He's our Joe Biden." said Chalmers.
"Better that than a Donald Trump." said Oscar.
"Mwuhahahaha!" Trump laughed evilly while writing a bill to ban gay marriage. The fascist asshole...
"Our taxes are too high you dumb liberal!" Homer yelled.
"You can afford your own hospital care, poor peo can't so someone has to pay for them..." Oscar seethed.
...
Lisa was riding the school see-saw. All the popular kids stared at her.
Ace was there wearing a blue cardigan. However the canon wiki kept calling him Gus. It's Ace my vampire OC!
"Why are you all staring at me?" Lisa asked.
"Because you're weird..." said Ace/Gus.
Lisa huffed annoyed.
Wendell the sick kid was swinging the fourth grade python around.
"Wendell why are you doing that..." Lisa asked.
"Oh I thought we were still causing utter mayhem..." said Wendell.
Nelson was guiding the blind kid about.
"Nelson you've gone soft..." said Jimbo.
Nelson sighed. "James... I'll punch a dork... I'll give kids wedgies but I'll never, ever, ever! Make fun of a disabled kid."
"I would!" said Eric Cartman.
"Yeah we know... fat jerk..." said Nelson.
Spiderman was doing upside down Mary Jane Kiss.
"See! This was what I was referencing..." said Dr Nick.
"I don't watch Spiderman..." Lisa sighed.
Wendell was still swinging the poor python around.
"Wendell stop doing that..." Lisa sighed.
Wendell sighed.
Hawaiian kid was helping Milhouse with his lack of self esteem.
"Come on pal, be proud of your self!" said Hawaiian kid aka Tristan.
"Well..." said Milhouse.
A cell phone tings. "Oh shoot! It's luau..." said the Hawaiian boy.
Milhouse sighed.
Bart and Nikki were smooching.
"Bleeeeeeh..." Oscar was repulsed.
Bart sighed.