"You sold my P-chan to a SLAUGHTERHOUSE?"
"Now, now, Akane, calm down. I only rented him out to a regional agricultural co-op that doubles as a petting zoo. Not a slaughterhouse. And besides, your pig is still here. No one has taken him away yet."
"I knew you were twisted, cruel, unkind, and selfish, onee-chan, but renting out P-chan? Every time I think you've hit rock-bottom, you go even lower."
"For the last time, no one's coming to kill your piglet. He's only gonna spend a few hours a week at a petting zoo. Don't get your panties so bunched together."
"Never do anything like this again!"
"Fine. I'll give you forty percent of my profit, since he's your pet. Is that all right?"
"NO. CANCEL THE DEAL."
"Must you be so jealous about everything in your life?"
"I am not jealous."
"You are the most jealous and unreasonable girl I've ever seen, Akane. I couldn't even rent out Ranma-kun to a host club last week without you storming in and making me cancel that one too."
"Don't bring that up again, nee-chan."
"C'mon, I even offered you fifty percent of the profit that time."
"Stop renting out my fiance and pet! Get your own if you want to rent them out so badly!"
"Fine, fine, I'm throwing out the contract. God, you're annoying."
"Good. Let's go, P-chan. You poor baby."
"Talking to the pig, Akane? He can't understand you."
"Don't insult P-chan!"
"Wow, someone's touchy. Are you still upset over those host club clients hitting on Ranma-kun?"
"I asked you to stop talking about that!"
A/N: I imagine that it would only be a matter of time before Ryoga would end up in the crossfires of Nabiki's schemes to make cash...
Writing dialogue-only scenes is a lot of fun and I want to do it more frequently.