Song: Loser like me

From: Glee

Start song at (1)


Bunny looked nervously at the stern faced woman. He had been hoping that all of the adults and teens seeing him had been only a dream. He was just getting used to having kids see him, but then again Jack had been singing to the whole group and showing them magic so he should probably have expected that it hadn't been a dream.

"Ah, What you want to know?" He nervously ventured.

Why were you attacking my family member?"

"I wasn't attacking Mam!" Bunny cringed a bit as the woman stair intensified at his words.

"Is that so? Then what do you call grabbing somebody by their clothing and dragging them against their will? Or holding them by their collar so that you start to choke with them for that matter!?"

"I… I came to collect him, WAIT that wasn't right! He missed a meeting so I came to find him, make sure that he's okay!"

"What meeting?" Jack asked.

"You didn't see the lights? Come on how could you not have seen the lights? I live underground and I saw them!"

"I don't like your tone of voice." aunt Greta scolded.

"Look I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that all of you," he will spread his arms to indicate the adults, teens, and kids who were watching the exchange. "Can see me! So forgive me if I am a bit cross."

"I told you bunny, there my family. Last year when we figured it all out it kinda became a given that they could see me. Jamie even made sure of it! So when you grabbed me and I suddenly lifted up into the air by an invisible force, coupled by Sophie clamping onto your leg, it didn't take much to open their eyes." Jack tried to explain.

Bunny put a paw to his face and slowly let it slide back down.

"Bunny is not going to sleep again is he?" Sophie asked innocently.

"I hope not! Why don't we all take a step back." Suggested Albert.

Even aunt Greta seem to think that was a good idea so they all returned to the living room and got themselves comfortable. Sophie crawled into the still astonished bunny's lap and curled up there happily.

"So your the Easter bunny?" Ventured Albert.

Bunny nodded his head, "E. Aster Bunnymund. Pooka warrior of the rabbit race of Pooka."

"Pooka, as in the animal fairies?" As Jamie "I didn't know that!"

"Well, that's how people have portrayed us. We're actually from another planet. Other Pooka have visited earth a couple times when time had been messed with in some way. But I arrived here on my own."

There were a few blank stares after this explanation and bunny remembered why he usually kept to himself. Trying to explain his past was like opening a can of worms and expecting them to all stay inside. He wanted to change the subject and grabbed onto the first option he could.

"So what exactly were you doing Jack? That spectacle with you singing and all."

"I was telling a story." Jack replied.

"A story? Sounded more like a song to me."

"That's how we do our stories! It's a special tradition we've had for generations." Explained Jamie.

"It'll probably make more sense if you see rather than us trying to explain." Albert told him. "Jack I believe you had a few other stories you wanted to share, ones possibly connected to the first one you started in the kitchen."

"I do actually, you have such a good idea of what I'm thinking?" Jack said with a pleased surprise in his eyes.

"Fatherly instinct."

Mrs. Bennett rolled her eyes even though she had said something similar not too long ago.

Jack hopped atop his staff and smiled at his audience, now one Pooka larger. "Well the mean bullys I told you about before, one of the things that seems to be a constant is that those you decide to look down on others and see themselves as superior have a habit of growing up to work under the ones they tormented.

(1) "Now they think others are zeros, but everyone they idolize started off like those they just took a little time and put their own opinions away for a bit they probably would change their minds and tunes. So something that I do when I get bullied is look them in the eye and tell them exactly what I think on what their doing."

"What do you say?" Asked Max.

"Something to the effect of: All the dirt you through my way isn't so hard to take. One day you'll be screaming my name and I'll just look away. So go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth off. Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down. Keep it up and soon you'll figure out that you are a loser like me."

Max nodded, then he stood up and joins in. "They push me up against the locker, but I'll just shake it off and get them back when I'm their boss. I won't think about the hatters because when I'm a superstar I'll see them when they wash my car! I'll tell them all the dirt you through my way isn't so hard to take. One day you'll be screaming my name and I'll just look away. So go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth off. Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down. Keep it up and soon you'll figure out that you are a loser like me."

The kids were loving this, shopie was bouncing so much Bunny felt like his legs were a trampoline.

"Come on guys, let's hear what you'll say?" Jack and Max encouraged.

They happily obliged with shouts of: "Hey you over there, go ahead and keep that L up in the air. Hey you over there, keep the L I don't care. You can throw your sticks and stones, I'll just go. L.O.S.E.R I am who I am!"

Bunny then had to hold his ears because adult, teen, and kid alike rocked at top volume: "Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth." Then like an echo they added. "So everyone can hear your mean words" Screamed: "Hit me with the worst you got and knock me down." Echoed: Because I don't care!" Shouted: "Keep it up and soon you'll figure out that you are nothing, YOU ARE NOTHING Just a loser like me!"

"You guys do this all the time?" Bunny asked as he slowly got hearing back in his ears.

"Actually, this is something we say for Thanksgiving." Molly told him.

"Thanksgiving? Wait a minute today's Thanksgiving!"


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