"Why am I here…?"
"Because!" Tatsumi beams, wearing green swim shorts. "I think you're funny!"
Sora Sugawara stares at him blankly, wearing a plain white one piece.
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"Yosuke from your class told me to bring you here so you couldn't interrupt him preaching the word of God to your classmates."
"God fucking damn it-"
The self proclaimed Ultimate Villain wears black swim shorts as he points an accusatory finger at the upperclassmen in front of him. "Explain yourselves! Why have you summoned my great, benevolent self and my loyal minions here!?" Takagi demands.
Aggressive flute noises follow Takagi's question, courtesy of Kikuo. He's wearing similar shorts to his 'lord' and has white goggles propped up on his forehead.
Sumire smiles awkwardly and rocks on her heels. "I don't mean to be rude but I hope you don't expect me to swim…" she says. Sumire is wearing a cropped red tankini with blue sandals and a sheer cover up.
Shion smiles passive aggressively at her twin. "Don't worry, sister," she sneers. "I'll do enough swimming for the both of us, hm?" Shion says. She wears a blue one piece with a white cover up and red sandals.
Ryoji beams and raises his hand, wearing basic green swim trunks. "I'm not a big fan of swimming either-" he pipes up but Shion quickly speaks again, interrupting him.
"On second thought, it is rather hot today, isn't it?" Shion says, pulling down the red sunglasses resting on her head to cover her eyes. "I'll sit with you. Let's go get ice cream or something when we're done here." she says, pulling Sumire closer to her and giving Ryoji a harsh look.
Kite clears his throat, "Ignoring that display of possessiveness-"
Shion's face quickly flushes to match the redness of Sumire's red tipped hair.
"-I too would like to know why we're here." he says much more eloquently than Takagi. He's wearing blue swim trunks. "This isn't even all of Class 80-B," Kite says and points at Sora. "And she's from Class 80-A!"
Sora sighs, "I don't want to be here either." she says and glares at Tatsumi.
Tatsumi, in turn, looks anywhere but Sora.
Hakuma stares silently and intensely at the upperclassmen and despite the Ultimate Vigilante's face still being covered by a black facemask and a pair of goggles, his stare still sends shivers down most of their backs. Hakuma wears a pair of red and black swimming trunks with black sandals.
Mitsuki hums and counts down on her fingers, "Ten…nine…" she counts. Mitsuki wears a black two piece swimsuit, the bottom being a layered skirt.
"...two…one…there he is." Mitsuki nods.
Hakuma bursts out laughing and puts his hands on his hips. "Ahahahahaha! Wow…" he laughs. "That was great. Anyways, do you know what heatstroke feels like? If not, do you want to find out?" Hakuma asks eagerly.
Mikasa taps her chin, looking Hakuma up and down. "I just want to know how you're not suffering wearing that face mask." she says. Mikasa is wearing a blue colored tankini set, the top with strappy sleeves and decorated in darker blue stripes amongst the light blue background, whilst the pants are a matching navy blue as the stripes, little bows tied at the corner of each. A pair of identically shaded goggles sit atop her forehead.
"Hmmm, something's telling me he is suffering but he still wants to keep up the persona." Aria muses. She's wearing a simple black one piece with white highlights.
"Oh yeah?" Rui grins. "Define something. Are we talking supernatural here or a gut feeling?" she asks. Rui is wearing a blue and black striped one piece.
Jotaro waves her off, "Yeah, I still don't understand all that but you have big-"
"AHEM!" Tatsumi coughs. "Let's not talk about the girls like that." he says, giving Jotaro a look.
"...Right. Sure, whatever." Jotaro shrugs and goes back to JoJo posing. Jotaro is wearing red swim trunks with white stripes. On the seat of the trunks is a clown face design for some reason…
Yuuji clears his throat, "Anyways," he starts. "Sachiko and I have gathered you here today to-"
"Hold on," Min says, looking Yuuji up and down judgingly. "You're partly responsible for this?" she asks, raising an eyebrow. "Aren't you like, a…a brick or something? I don't remember the phrase in Japanese." Min yawns. She wears a pink polka dot patterned white two piece bikini with a white sheath skirt over her waist and a pair of pink cat eye sunglasses.
Yuuji bristles, blushing embarrassedly. "I-I believe you are trying to say a kanazuchi, a hammer." he coughs, clearing his throat again. "And yes, I can't swim, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the beach!" Yuuji cries. He wears a half black half yellow pair of swim trunks.
Katashi rolls his eyes, "Just shut up and let them tell us why they called us here." he says. "We're almost seniors and you still haven't learned how to shut your damn mouth…" Katashi grumbles. The Ultimate Doctor wears a full-body red, black, and white swimsuit.
Kaguya shuffles nervously, twirling her signature umbrella resting on her shoulder. "P-Please stop arguing…the beach is supposed to be fun." she says quietly. Kaguya is wearing a simple one-piece bathing suit and cap, the suit colored blue and the cap white.
Sachiko rolls her eyes. "All of you, shut up." she snaps. "Yuuji and I called you here for a very simple reason." Sachiko states. Despite being one of the Masterminds behind the assembly of the odd selection of Hope's Peak Ultimates, Sachiko is wearing a simple but pretty white summer dress instead of a swimsuit.
Ryoji motions for her to continue, "And that reason is…?"
"A movie." Sachiko says with all the enthusiasm of a student being told about a pop quiz.
Everyone but Yuuji stares at Sachiko like she has three heads.
"And you…agreed to that?" Kite asks, surprised.
"He gave me 2,500 yen." Sachiko states bluntly. "And he figured you all would listen to me more than him."
The gathered students erupt in a murmur of agreements before dying down again.
"Ah." Kite nods. "I understand now. Carry on." he says.
Yuuji pulls out a giant film camera from who knows where, smiling brightly. "You don't have to do anything special," he insists. "Just hang around and have fun! Act like I'm not here when I approach you with the camera."
Sora raises her hand, "I still don't-"
"Alright! Everyone, break!"
Beep!
The camera cuts to Sora, Sumire, Shion, and Aria sitting in a circle, slightly horrified looks on the faces of Aria's three juniors.
"I'm telling you, you and you have more in common than you think," Aria says, pointing at Sora and Sumire. "And you and Hitoshi Kimidori have more in common than you think too!" she insists, pointing at Shion.
Sumire smiles nervously at Aria. "Um, Shion and I literally have the same face-"
"I wouldn't go that far-" Shion starts.
Sumire covers Shion's mouth with her hand and continues, "But you're saying Sora and I and Shion and that farm boy have more in common?" she questions.
Aria shakes her head, "No, no, no." she says quickly. "It's like…you share the same…patron? If that makes sense?" Aria tries.
"The same…patron?" Sumire and Shion say in unison.
Sora grumbles, throwing herself backwards onto her back. "I knew I should've ignored Tatsumi…" she sighs.
Beep!
The camera cuts to another group of four: Mikasa, Rui, Jotaro, and Katashi.
Mikasa sits on Jotaro's shoulders and Rui sits on Katashi's.
"Ready, Mikasa?" Jotaro asks, looking up at Mikasa.
Mikasa nods, pulling her goggles down over her eyes. "Let's do this, Jotaro."
Rui pats a determined Katashi on the head. "You good?" she asks.
Katashi nods. "I'm only doing this because I don't like Jotaro." he says. "You better not lose."
Rui smiles confidently, flexing her nonexistent muscles. "I've got this, no sweat!" she insists. "But, also, you don't like anyone." Rui says thoughtfully.
Katashi ignores her and turns to Jotaro. "Ready?"
Jotaro nods. "Set,"
"GO!" Jotaro and Katashi shout in unison and rush at each other. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the two boys scream.
"BITE ME, NISHIKAWA!" Rui shouts when she and Mikasa meet, grabbing the other's hands and starting the glorious struggle that is chicken fight.
"EAT FISH, TAKARA!" Mikasa screams as she pushes against Rui.
"Hahahaha! Isn't this great? The struggle? The violence? The screams?"
The camera slowly pans to Hakuma sitting in the sand watching the chicken fight.
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"Did you know the human body has-"
Beep!
The camera cuts to Kite and Kikuo assembling a throne of sand for none other than Takagi.
The self proclaimed villain is already sitting on the base of his throne, a pleased look on his face. "Hark, my loyal minions! You shall be greatly rewarded for your service on this day!" Takagi declares. His eyes drift towards the camera and he abruptly stands up and points at Yuuji behind the camera, "Civilian Yuuji! Have you come to cast your magic to blot out the heavens and plunge the world into eternal night?"
"Uh…" Yuuji says from behind the camera.
Kite turns around and laughs when he sees the camera, "He means to ask if you're here to hold an umbrella over us." he translates.
"Um…no." Yuuji says and the camera shakes a little for a second. "I'm getting footage for a movie, remember?" he asks.
Takagi sighs disappointedly and sits back down. "I do worry about the well-being of my retinue under this scorching star…especially-"
"Uh-uh!" Kite says, interrupting Takagi. "That hasn't been revealed yet, we've only just gotten past the prologue, Takagi." he scolds.
Kikuo nods along wordlessly, wagging his finger at Takagi.
"Kikuo says you're an idiot." Kite translates.
Takagi's jaw drops and he looks at Kikuo in offense. "Minion Kikuo! What have I done to deserve this insult!?"
Kikuo narrows his eyes.
"He says you of all people should be able to see past the fourth-wall." Kite translates.
"The fourth-wall…?" Yuuji mumbles, confused.
Beep!
The camera cuts to Sachiko and Tatsumi burying a happy Ryoji in the sand.
"This is more I like it." Ryoji nods. "Nice and cool, no sun on my poor Vitamin D deficient gamer body," he says.
Sachiko rolls her eyes as she and Tatsumi finish molding the sand around Ryoji's head. "And…we're done." she nods. "Not too bad if I do say so myself." Sachiko says, pleased with her work.
Tatsumi laughs and pulls out his phone, "Aaaand…go." he says, nodding at Ryoji and Sachiko.
Ryoji clears his throat and: "I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand."
Sachiko throws herself down on the mountain of sand, "POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!"
Tatsumi giggles, greatly amused, and moves to stand behind Ryoji.
"FUCK OFF!" Ryoji screams at the ocean.
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"S-Sachi…?" Yuuji stutters.
Sachiko whips around, eyes wide as she makes eye contact with Yuuji and the camera.
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Sachiko slaps the camera out of Yuuji's hands.
"SACHI-!"
Beep!
The camera cuts to Kaguya and Min staring at each other in an intense silence with Mitsuki looking between the two of them worriedly.
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Kaguya's eyes well up with tears.
Min's eyes well up with tears.
"Y-You get it." Kaguya sniffles.
"Sh-Shut the hell up." Min sniffles.
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Kaguya shakes her head. "T-That's…that's so sad!" she cries, her tears falling.
Min grits her teeth, her tears falling in tandem with Kaguya's. "I SAID SHUT UP!"
"Uh…" Mitsuki scratches her head. "Are you two okay…?"
Beep…?
"...Mr. Hatsutori, you really can't understand why your teacher sent you to me?" Headmaster Makoto Naegi asks with an exasperated look.
Yuuji crosses his arms. "I don't see anything wrong with the film. We were just having fun at the beach!" he insists.
Makoto pinches the bridge of his nose, "The Kotobuki twins insulting each other back and forth with very dark comments is not 'fun', nor are Mr. Kaneshiro's 'fun' facts." he says. "I can excuse the chicken fight between Miss Takara, Miss Nishikawa, Mr. Ienaga, and Mr. Hitsugaya moving to land because it started out as a game, but that was also quite dangerous because the girls didn't have water to break their fall." Makoto scolds.
Yuuji sinks down in his seat, embarrassed. "But…they didn't fall…" he mumbles.
"Mr. Hatsutori."
Yuuji sighs.
"And, quite frankly, watching Miss Tae and Miss Mikadzuki cry for two minutes straight while Miss Tae yells at Miss Mikadzuki is very unsettling."
"...Okay, that's fair."
A/N and with that, we move onto chapter 1
as soon as i come up with a name for it