We start off with Dwayne Junior narrating.
The school system, the way it is set up, is useful for helping young kids achieve their goals. And, a school sporting event, can bring out the best and worst of the students that are playing. This this is the competitive Junior year.
The tugs theme then plays
Junior's POV
The day finally came, February second. Not only was it Bertha's seventeenth birthday, but it was the day the two of us would finally be declared husband and wife. Every contestant from Total drama and the Ridongculous race were going to be in attendance, along with the families of me and Bertha, and all of the town residents. Even Hudson was there, albeit, in a wheelchair. Never in my entire life, did I think I was ever going to get married. I never realized the girl of my dreams was just a few streets away. I was properly dressed up with a suit and tie, while Bertha was fitted with a bright white wedding dress. The wedding was happening outside, in town square. This was going to be one of the greatest moments of our lives.
Reader's POV
Everyone else was already seated, as former mayor Douglas Richards was walking Bertha down the aisle. Junior followed shortly afterwards with Dwayne walking him down the aisle. The couple then stood facing each other on stage, where the pastor of the local church was standing there with a book. "We are gathered here today, for the wedding of two young individuals" said the pastor. "It is now time these two young people said their vows." Junior was the first one to start. "Never once in my entire life, I thought I would meet the woman I would spend the rest of my life with." "I thought I had found love on the reality show I competed on a couple of years ago, but I was young and stupid, and didn't understand the concept of true love." "Shortly after that, I became friends with you Bertha." "And after spending so much time together, I began to appreciate you more and more." "I officially realized that you were the woman I loved, when you saved my life." "For anything bad that may happen to me in the future, I now know that i am not alone." Bertha then said her vows. "For several couples, it is usually the man that has to propose, and the woman is always forced to wait." "The people that frown upon this, may also frown upon marriage under the age of 18, thinking it to be the start of an unhealthy relationship." "I on the other hand, don't give a flying crap about what other people say." "While several other girls only saw you as a celebrity crush, I considered you to be the most handsome, and most polite man I have ever met." "Most boys saw me as an unattractive whore, but you were willing to look past that, and gave me a fair chance." "Gone are the days that the teenage boys in Mount Sword, judge a woman purely based on their looks." "I will be forever grateful to you for standing up for me, and not judging me based on my physical flaws." "I am happy that we will now spend the rest of our lives together." "If you ever die and leave me as a widow, I will never date again." "There is only one Dwayne Marcus Santori Junior." "Do you, Dwayne Marcus Santori ll, take Bertha Shadow Richards to be your wife, for as long as you shall live?" asked the pastor. A teary eyed Junior replied, "I do." "Do you, Bertha Shadow Richards, take Dwayne Marcus Santori ll to be your husband, for as long as you shall live?" asked the pastor. Bertha tearfully replied, "I do." The wedding rings were then placed on their fingers. "I now pronounce you Mr, and Mrs Santori" said the pastor. "You may now kiss the bride." The couple then looked at each other, with tears in their eyes. "Till death do us part" they both said at the same time. They then closed their eyes, and kissed each other on the lips.
Junior's POV
That was a very happy moment, that I am never going to forget. Everyone cheered as the two of us kissed. It took us a full two minutes to finally break apart. The party afterwards was also amazing. There was food, dancing, and lots of alcohol for those that were of age. By the time it was finally over, it was late at night, and the two of us got into Bertha's car. With it being our first night as a married couple, we decided to spend it alone at a hotel in Montreal, just the two of us. We were halfway to the city, when we heard the sound of police sirens.
Reader's POV
Bertha had just pulled the car over to the side of the road, and was nervous. The police officer came over, and Bertha was instructed to roll down the window. "Officer, I don't know why i'm being pulled over, I don't think I did anything" said Bertha. " "You just ran a red light at the last intersection" said the officer. Bertha then realized that the cop was a liar, as the intersection they just went through, didn't have traffic lights. "I am on my way to my honeymoon, and I don't have time to put up with your bullshit" said Bertha. "I was going to let you off with a warning, until you cussed at me" said the officer. "I'm doubling the fine."
Junior's POV
That officer was a complete idiot, he didn't even ask for Bertha's license and registration. Bertha was unnecessarily given a $300 ticket. She wasn't going to tolerate that. She told the cop that she was taking the ticket to court, and that he would be out of a job by the time she was through with him. We were able to make it to the hotel safely, and considering how patient My newlywed wife had been, and seeing as how she just got harassed by a pathetic excuse for a cop, I gave her a little present. Yup, the two of us finally had sex, and fell asleep in bed with our hands touching each other's genitals. I was no longer nervous. We decided that just to be on the safe side, we would only do it on the second of each month, and we would use protection every time. We felt like we were on top of the world, but little did we know, that cop was about to slander Bertha on Reddit. But that is a story for another day.
Authors note: When getting pulled over, swearing at the cop is not the best thing to do, unless it's blatantly obvious and the cop is being an idiot.
I've never been to law school, but i'm positive a police officer cannot issue a ticket for a traffic violation, without checking your license and registration.
Thank you for reading and please have a great day.