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Merry Christmas! I had to do a Snoggletog one-shot since I am in the Christmas spirit. I hope you all of a wonderful Holiday and Happy New Year. Check out my new poll on my profile page. After Road to Victory is finished I will be doing a football story. I am leaving it up to you guys to decide what it will be about Kim Possible or How To Train Your Dragon. Also I would like to give a huge shoutout to the story Hiccstrid by PandaDawgBE. It is about Hiccup and Astrid becoming YouTubers so I suggest checking that story out.
The link will be down below.
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Hiccup and Astrid are 18.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
The village of Berk were milling around in excitement. The today wasn't any old day for it was Snoggletog Eve. The village was busy setting up decorations like fancy axes and swords along with ornate shields. The village just finished putting up the metal tree and decorated it with ornate shields. The feast was being prepared for the party at the Mead Hall.
The dragons have long stopped going to Egg Island which Hiccup named to hatch their eggs on Snoggletog. Hiccup had designed hatching infirmaries in the village for the dragons instead.
Hiccup was in the forge working hard on Astrid's Snoggletog present. He was making her an axe. It was more for her axe collection she has then for battle.
Gobber came rushing in the forge.
"The Valkyrie is coming, I repeat the Valkyrie is coming."
Hiccup stopped working.
"Gobber what are you talking about?"
Gobber groaned.
"Astrid is coming."
Hiccup's eyes widen and quickly puts the axe back in his little room and pretended to be making a sword.
Astrid came waltzing in with her axe.
"Hey Gobber, hey babe."
"Good evening Astrid, Hello Milady."
"I need to get my axe sharpened again."
Hiccup chuckled.
"What have you been doing to this poor axe?"
"I have been helping Osvif cut wood because it is freezing outside and Razor is sick."
"Ah." Hiccup nodded.
"One razor sharp battle axe coming right up."
"Me and the gang are heading to the cove for a snowball fight, you want to come?"
Hiccup looked up from his work.
"I would love too but it depends on my mentor here."
Hiccup and Astrid cast a glance at Gobber.
He looked up and flipped up his mask.
"Go ahead Hiccup."
"And now I am free to go."
Hiccup handed Astrid her newly sharpened axe.
Hiccup followed Astrid to the cove where Ruff, Tuff, Snotlout and Fishlegs were already there.
"Finally Astrid what took you so long?" Snotlout whined.
"I was getting my axe sharpened and getting Hiccup."
"Okay since it was my idea we should break into teams."
"Why don't we do our dragon racing teams?" Hiccup suggested.
The rest of the group nodded their head agreeing.
"Um are you guys sure that this is a good idea." Fishlegs asked.
"Come on Fishface are you scared of snow?" Snotlout sneered.
"No!" "Its just I don't want anyone getting hurt."
"Fine you can be the referee then." Tuffnut said.
Fishlegs let out a sigh of relief and climbed onto the rock.
"Okay then team Snotnuts versus..."
"Team Hiccstrid." Hiccup and Astrid said together.
"Okay team Snotnuts versus team Hiccstrid." Fishlegs announced.
"You will have 5 minutes to construct a fort for protection." Fishlegs continued.
"Ready, set go!"
Both teams started piling snow up hurriedly since they have a limited amount of time.
Team Snotnuts didn't have a strategy so they were just piling snow into a big mound.
On the other hand Hiccup and Astrid had a plan and made a snow hole and piled up snow all round them.
"Time!" Fishlegs called out."
"Let the battle begin!"
Hiccup and Astrid fit comfortably inside their snow hole while Snotlout and the twins were hiding behind their big snow wall.
The first snow ball was fired and the battle was underway.
Fishlegs was keeping score on how many times each team was hit with a snowball.
Since team Snotnuts had three people Hiccup and Astrid were constantly being bombarded with snowballs.
Hiccup found out the hard way when Snotlout hit Hiccup right in the face with one.
"Us together in a cozy hole would be a lot better if we weren't constantly getting hit with snowballs." Hiccup said.
Astrid rolled her eyes.
"I have a plan, dig a hole in the back of the fort but be carful not to collapse the fort, I will be making the snowballs, once you are done Hiccup we are going to sneak behind them and open fire."
Hiccup thought about the plan. He was never good at military strategy anyway so he went along with it.
Hiccup started digging the hole through the back of the fort while Astrid started to make the ammunition.
Astrid made 20 snowballs, 10 for each of them.
"Hey Astrid I'm through."
Astrid smiled. "Perfect."
Hiccup went through the hold first followed by Astrid and the snowballs.
They sneaked around hiding behind rocks and trees.
Now team Hiccstrid was right behind team Snotnuts.
Team Snotlnuts was still pelting the fort with snowballs unaware that their efforts were in vain.
Astrid counted down on her fingers when to attack.
3...
2...
1...
Astrid let out a battle cry and unleashed her snowballs at them.
Hiccup followed suit but mostly pelted Snotlout with his ammo.
Snotlout blindly threw a snowball trying to hit them.
The snowball was heading for Astrid.
Without thinking Hiccup dropped his remaining snowballs on the ground and rushed towards Astrid.
It was like time seemed to slow down for Hiccup.
"No!" Hiccup yelled.
Hiccup dove in front of Astrid, the snowball made impact with Hiccup's chest.
He fell on his back in the white powder.
The snowballs ceased.
Astrid knelt down. Hiccup's eyes were closed.
"Hiccup?" Astrid called.
No response.
"Hiccup are you okay?" Astrid said with more concern laced in her voice.
Astrid held up his head with her hands.
Hiccup opened his eyes.
Hiccup rasped. "I want you to know that I love you and tell my family that I love them and will miss them."
Hiccup closed his eyes and pretended to die.
Astrid rolled her eyes and dropped his head.
Hiccup's head made contact with the icy ground.
"Ow."
Astrid stood up. "He's fine."
Hiccup picked himself up and brushed the snow off of himself.
"I'm freezing can we call it a draw?" Hiccup asked Snotlout.
Snotlout thought about it for a moment. He was freezing and he was probably losing because of the sneak attack they just pulled.
Snotlout held out his hand which Hiccup shook.
"Draw."
The freezing gang headed to the Mead Hall where their dragons met up with them.
Astrid came up with a plate full of mugs.
"Good news guys I fixed my Yaknog recipe, so who wants to be the first to try it?" Astrid asked.
The gang paled and their eyes widened. The dragons quickly left their riders to fend for themselves.
Snotlout, Tuffnut and Fishlegs pointed at Hiccup while Ruffnut pointed at Tuffnut.
She glanced down and saw who everyone was pointing too.
"Oh wait." Ruffnut said.
She readjusted her hand and pointed at Hiccup.
"This will be funnier." She grinned wickedly.
Astrid passed a mug to Hiccup.
He first inspected it.
The contents inside didn't look that bad as it did the first attempt and it didn't smell bad at all, it actually smelled like spices and yak milk.
Hiccup whispered to Snotlout. "If I die today tell my family I love them."
Snotlout nodded and gave him a sympathetic pat on the shoulder.
Hiccup took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
He took a gulp of the mixture inside and scrunched up his face waiting for the foul taste to bathe his tongue but it never came.
Hiccup opened his eyes and swallowed.
The Yaknog was actually good!
It tasted like yak milk, yak butter, chicken eggs, and some spices.
"Wow Astrid this is way better than the first attempt." Hiccup complimented.
"Aww thanks Hiccup."
The rest of the gang was skeptical. They looked at his face trying to see if he as lying or not. Surprisingly they could not find any sign that he was.
The rest of the group grabbed a mug and tried it out.
They were pleasantly surprised to find out that it indeed was good.
"Yeah wow this is good." Fishlegs said.
The gang finished their mugs without puking.
They talked for a bit after but then they had to go their separate ways to get ready for the Snoggletog feast.
Hiccup found some spare time to finish Astrid's axe.
It was time for the feast and the Mead Hall was all decked out in colors.
Hours after the party started Hiccup grabbed Astrid and led her outside and into the night.
"I wanted to give you my gift now because I couldn't wait any longer." Hiccup started.
He held out his wrapped gift.
"Hiccup you didn't have to give me anything."
"What kind of boyfriend would I be without giving my amazing girlfriend a gift."
Astrid started to unwrap the gift.
She took it out and gasped.
It was a Gronkle Iron axe with small Deadly Nadders on the hilt. Towards the bottom of the hilt was Astrid's name engraved beautifully.
"Oh my Gods, Hiccup its beautiful."
Hiccup scratched the back of his neck.
"Its nothing really."
Astrid wrapped her arms around his waist while Hiccup wrapped his arms around her shoulders.
"Thank you Hiccup."
"Anything for you Milady."
"Oh I almost forgot I made you a gift too."
Astrid held out her wrapped gift to Hiccup.
He gratefully accepted it.
Hiccup unwrapped it to find a journal with a black Night Fury symbol with one red prosthetic tail fin. On the bottom was Hiccup's name carved neatly in the leather. The pages were made from the finest paper and leather.
Hiccup was speechless.
"I saw you were running out of pages in your other journal so I decided to make you a new one." Astrid explained.
"Wow Astrid thank you, its perfect."
Toothless came limbering up to them with a bunch of small green leaves and little white flowers at the end.
He warbled with his mouth full.
"Hey bud, you found us." Hiccup said.
"What do you have in your mouth?" Astrid asked Toothless.
He smiled a gummy smile showing the small plant.
Hiccup chuckled. "Mistletoe huh bud?"
Astrid wrapped her arms around Hiccup's neck while he settled his hands on her waist.
"Did you plan this?" Astrid asked.
"Nope this is all him."
"Well if Toothless insists."
Astrid placed her lips gently on his in a slow kiss.
Hiccup kissed back.
This was by far the best Snoggletog ever and Hiccup good never agree more.