How You Doing Insane Gang!

I have brain stormed some ideas for this one-shot collection so suspect some quite soon. I also thought about future stories after Road to Victory. A moment is based off an iCarly episode.

Hiccup and Astrid are 20. Takes place after HTTYD 2.


For once everything seemed good so far. The rebuilding of Berk has been complete after weeks of hard labor and determination. To celebrate Hiccup was going to hold an all day dragon racing event. The race will be longer by doubling all the points.

Eret will also be joining them on his first dragon race with Skullcrusher. After some more training to get to know each other by Hiccup and or Astrid, came the test to see how well they work together.

It was almost time for the race as the rest were painting their faces. Hiccup was working in the forge when it was almost time to go out, Astrid was with him keeping him company.

The paints were stored in the forge and the academy incase trainees or an unruly dragon ruins them.

They heard the horn signaling to make their way to the starting line.

Hiccup was still doing Astrid's paint.

"We better hurry up or we will miss the race." Astrid suggested while grabbing the red paint to do Hiccup's to save time.

"What are you doing?" Hiccup asked as Astrid dipped both of her thumbs into the paint.

"I'm doing yours so we save time."

"How do I know your not going to paint a target on my face?"

"First of all your design is 4 lines across your face, I think you can feel the difference and secondly I don't think Fishlegs will appreciate you copying his design."

Hiccup let out a light chuckle. "We've been over on what my design means and secondly Fishlegs told us many times before its the Ingerman family crest."

"And like we all said before its a target on his face, thats why Snotlout always throws a sheep at his face." Astrid stated.

"Well Snotlout will be Snotlout, besides what if this whole time I painted your face to look like a target?" Hiccup questioned her with a smirk.

"If you did then I would have done this..."

Astrid took some red paint and slathered it down his face almost covering his entire nose.

"You really want to go there?" Hiccup asked dangerously as he grabs a hold of the blue container.

Astrid takes a hefty step back. "Bring it."

Hiccup slugs half of the contents onto the right side of Astrid covering her face in blue paint and partial hood.

She wipes the paint out of her right eye.

"Alright I'm game, lets play!"

Astrid grabs the red and dumps it over Hiccup's head.

Hiccup wipes his eyes and slicks back his hair; red splatter on the floor and down his back.

Astrid tempts to dodge him as he grabs the blue container again.

He wraps an arm around her waist and pins her against his work desk.

"Not so tough now huh Milady."

Hiccup dumps the remaining of the blue paint into Astrid's hood and then tugs it over her head effectively covering her.

Astrid rubs the paint out of her eyes a second time.

"You are such an idiot."

Hiccup does his signature half smile.

They now take into account how close they are to each other.

Hiccup clears his throat. "Nice blue lips."

"Nice red lips."

"You want to make purple?" Hiccup asked her as they were only centimeters apart.

"Go for it."

Hiccup dove straight in.

Since they were already backed up against Hiccup's work desk, he lifted Astrid on it.

Astrid wrapped her legs around his hips pulling him in closer.

Hiccup had his hands on her hips riding up her tunic while Astrid had her hands interlocked around his neck.

Their lips becoming purpler by the minute.

Then they heard someone clearing their throat from the entrance way.

They stopped to look at who it was but not moving away from each other.

Astrid unwrapped her legs from Hiccup's hips as Hiccup removed his hands from her hips.

"Oh hey mom." Hiccup greeted her sheepishly as he slightly turn red even though the paint masked it.

Valka stood in the doorway to the forge with her arms crossed looking amused.

"The race already started and I was suppose to come find you guys."

Astrid glanced at Hiccup.

"Well a you know we have been thinking of letting the others have a chance at winning since we win all the time." Astrid explained while Hiccup nodded enthusiastically the whole time.

"Then do you guys want me to say that I couldn't find you?" Valka asked.

"Yes." They both said in unison.

Valka cracked a smile an waved a dismissive hand before leaving.

"Okay then continue what you two were doing then."

"That went out smoother than I thought it would." Hiccup broke the small silence after Valka left.

"Yeah I'm surprised she didn't freak out."

"Well we are 20 years old." Hiccup pointed out.

"True."

"So want to continue what we started?" Hiccup asked goofily while raising a suggestive eyebrow.

Astrid smirked in reply.


Yeah I know kind of short some of the future ones might be like that. Just something I thought of randomly and couldn't get out of my head. Click that Favorites Button and Follow. I will see all you crazy faces next week. Stay Crazy.