How You Doing Insane Gang!

I know, I know a lot of people apparently saw the movie already on the 2nd but I don't have access to movie theaters so I have to wait until I can watch it (illegally) so be patient and please no spoilers in the reviews!

Disclaimer: Still don't own shit.

Snotlout napped on Hookfang's back. The twins were trying and failing to throw pebbles into his open mouth.

"Guys, really?" Fishleg berated them.

He was reading a guide on Meatlug's side who was, in turn, leaning against the wall of the stables.

"We're bored," Ruffnut whined.

"And I got to work on my aim," Tuffnut added.

A pebble finally landed in Snotlout's mouth causing him to sit up, choking. The twins high-fived at their success.

"Why don't we have a competition?" Heather suggested, coming out of the stables.

"Yes, anything to get me away from that." Snotlout gestured to the couple in their own worlds.

Astrid was up against Toothless sharpening her ax while Hiccup had his head on her lap, toying with the igniter on his sword. She would occasionally smooth his bangs away from his forehead.

Heather rolled her eyes.

"Don't be jealous Snotlout." Fishlegs reminded him, tucking the book under his arm.

Snotlout pointed an incredulous finger at himself. "Me? Jealous?" He scoffed, "Please."

Heather shook her head disapprovingly before directing her attention to the couple.

"Hiccstrid! Do you guys want to join in on our competition?"

"I'm always up for a competition," Astrid said motioning for Hiccup to move his head.

"What kind is it?" The more cautious of the pair asked.

Heather put a finger on her chin. "I'm thinking arm wrestling."

Snotlout smashed his fist into his palm. "Yes! A good old fashion strength battle!"

The others agreed resolutely with Fishlegs and Hiccup being more hesitant about it all.

They made it to the clubhouse where Heather set up the table for Maces and Talons board and two chairs.

"Okay, who's first?"

Snotlout sat down with a thump. "I'm first and I challenge Tuff."

"Oh, ho, you just made a big mistake S, Ruff help me stretch out."

Ruffnut pulled on his arms and neck until they either cracked or he was crying out in pain...it was mostly the latter though.

Astrid held their hands together in an upright locked position. "3...2...1...Go!"

Snotlout was initially prepared for the push Tuffnut was going to give but he righted his arm forced it down on his opponent.

"See! Boom!" "That's 1-0 for the Snotman!"

Tuffnut pouted but got up from the chair. Snotlout leaned back in his chair to survey the remaining competitors. He wanted more of a challenge.

"I pick Hiccup."

The singled out man groaned.

Astrid nudged him into the chair, giving him a kiss on the temple for good luck.

Snotlout still had that infuriating smirk on his face. "This should be a piece of yak pie."

The twins laughed and Tuffnut even wiped a tear from his eye.

"Oh my Thor, you just signed a death wish." Ruffnut guffawed.

"Yeah! H is going to break your wrist!"

Snotlout sat back and crossed his arms.

"What are you twidiots talking about?"

Tuffnut looked offended. "You're telling me that you don't remember Thor's, Mighty Hammer?"

Ruffnut followed along pretending to be shocked as well, "Snotlout I didn't think Hiccup punched you that hard that it caused you to forget."

Snotlout visibly paled and tried to stutter an explanation.

Heather amused by all this interrupted them with a wave of her hand. "Wait, wait, hold on a second, what am I hearing?" "Hiccup punched Snotlout?"

Fishlegs chuckled. "That's right you weren't with us back then."

"You have to tell me the story."

Hiccup's ears were painted red. "Come on guys, that story's getting old."

Tuffnut had an arm around Heather. "So it started with Barf and Belch having this life debt towards Hiccup and wouldn't leave him alone so, me and Ruff spent hours coming up with plans to put him in danger for our dragon to save him."

Heather nodded along. "Sounds like a terrible idea but keep going."

Ruffnut saddled alongside the dark-haired warrior. "We had Snotlout try to pick a fight with Hiccup because why not."

"Yeah I mean we were hoping that Snotlout was going to be burnt to a crisp but this outcome was way better," Tuffnut added.

"Lout was taunting Hiccup and then called him a coward, that's when WHAM—Ruffnut's fist connected with Tuffnut's jaw as a demonstration—Thor's Mighty Hammer made an appearance and knocked him out."

"Shut up muttonheads! It wasn't fun for me." Snotlout grumbled.

Fishlegs sighed blissfully. "I wish I had a picture to show you, Heather, his jaw was swollen for days and he lost—how many teeth was it again?"

Astrid held up two fingers. "I believe it was two."

Snotlout slammed his palms against the tabletop. "Enough already! Let's settle this once and for all."

Hiccup took a breath and steadied his arm. Astrid did the same procedures as before.

"3...2...1..Go!"

Not even a second past as Hiccup thumped Snotlout's hand to the table. Everyone started dying of laughter.

Snotlout was fuming. "Rematch!"

"3...2...1...Go!"

Thump!—Hiccup wins.

"3,2,1,Go!"

Thump!—Hiccup wins.

"AHHHH!" It seemed like Snotlout was going to flip his chair. "I GIVE UP!"

"Did you even try?" Astrid chuckled.

Hiccup shrugged. "The first two times no, but I got a little tired on the last one."

Heather clapped. "Now I see what Thor's Mighty Hammer is all about, Hiccup who do you want to challenge?"

He bit the inside of his cheek in thought. "Fishlegs."

"Okay, there is no way Hiccup can beat Fishlegs! Just look at the size difference!" Snotlout called out.

"Don't underestimate the power of the Mighty Hammer." Tuffnut rebutted pointing at him from across the room.

Once again Astrid took front and center. "3...2...1...Go!"

A stand-still. Hiccup had to put some effort behind this one. Fishlegs's veins already popped out of his neck. Slowly but surely his hand started to go down. Thump!—Hiccup wins.

Astrid whistled lowly, impressed. Heather gave nods of approval.

The twins were wiping fake tears from their eyes acting like proud parents while Snotlout was still sulking in the corner.

Astrid stretched her arms out to crack her knuckles. "That's it my turn."

Hiccup clicked his tongue. "You're probably going to beat me."

She shrugged nonchalantly. "We'll see about that."

Hiccup narrowed his eyes slightly. "No tricks."

Astrid had the nerve to laugh. "I promise I won't try to distract you with my feminine wiles."

Hiccup rolled his eyes with a smile ghosting across his lips.

Heather took charge of refereeing since Astrid was the challenger.

"In 3...2...1...Go!"

Hiccup immediately started going down but he managed to right himself up. It was a deadlock for some time. From the other's perspectives, this was the hardest Hiccup was ever trying. Astrid too was having difficulties even though she does a great job at concealing her expressions.

Slowly but surely Hiccup's arm was the one going down. Thump!—Astrid wins.

"As I suspected Astrid is still the strongest out of all of us." Hiccup concluded with a smile, not salty at all that he lost.

Astrid leaned over to give him a peck on the lips in gratitude.

Heather held up her hands in a slow your roll kind of way. "Uh, hang on, I'd like to challenge to champ for that title."

Astrid twisted her body side to side to loosen up her muscles. "Place your bets now gang, this is going to be a good one."

Hiccup was the first one to speak up. "Easy, Astrid."

Snotlout nudged him with a shoulder, after rejoining the crowd around the table. "Lame! Of course, you would say that! You're betrothed to her. My money is on Heather."

Fishlegs nodded and for the first time in a while, he actually agreed with Snotlout. "I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm with Snotlout on this one."

Both twins took position beside Hiccup, swinging their arms across his shoulders. "Nope, Astrid has this in the boar pit."

Heather and Astrid readied themselves, the fiery determination in their eyes never dimmed. Both revel in the challenge of competition.

Hiccup took the turn to count off.

"3! 2! 1! Go!"

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