How You Doing Insane Gang!

Starting another mini-series in the collection. Still RTTE verse.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.


"As you know son, the annual chief meeting is happening tomorrow and I decided to bring you and your friends along."

"Ready dad? I don't know how useful we'll be."

Stoick stroked his beard. "I think we can make some real progress on ending dragon hunting if you all would be there, you know no one outside of Berk ever seen a Night Fury this close before."

Hiccup nodded. "Of course we'll come, the A team can take turns patroling Berk and the Edge."

Stoick patted Hiccup on the back. "Good, we'll have to arrive on a ship not to scare any of the tribes there."

"I know dad, you just want to stick it to the other chiefs."

He laughed before giving his son one last hard hit and lumbering off to tend to the village.

"What was that about?" Astrid asked crossing her arms.

"Uh, my dad wanted all of us to join him for the annual chief meeting."

"Aren't you usually supposed to go to these?"

Hiccup kicked the ground with his prosthetic. "Supposed too but he was always too embarrassed by me and now I've been too busy with the Edge and dealing with enemies trying to kill us."

He held up a finger, "Speaking of killing us, where are the others, so I can tell them the news? I also have to give them my "don't destroy anything" speech before we set sail."

The others were relaxing at the academy.

"Wait...sailing? Hiccup you know I get seasick." Fishlegs moaned.

Snotlout flew his arms up from his laying down position on Hookfang. "Yeah! Besides its going to take forever to get there!"

Hiccup rolled his eyes. "It's only going to be two and half day travel."

"Which we can cover half of that on our dragons, ha!"

Astrid stomped on his stomach passing him to get to Hiccup.

"Guys this is serious, we'll be representing Berk now that we're of age."

"I got it! We can set up the largest explosion!" Tuffnut exclaimed.

Ruffnut nodded along. "Oh yeah! That'll impress them!"

The two pounded helmets.

Hiccup held up his hands. "No, nope that is exactly what I told you not to do."

Astrid face-palmed herself. "Just have supplies packed for a couple of days, we're setting sail at dusk."

The gang's families were proud of them for being able to make the trip, usually, if Stoick picks Vikings to go on the annual meeting it implies that you are one of the best in the village and highly respected.

Among the gang, Gobber was tagging along with farmers and craftsmen to showcase everything Berk has to offer. This leads to new trading partners and chiefs decide on new law changes that apply to all tribes.

"Alright, do we have everything stored and ready to go?" Stoick asked.

"I believe so Chief."

"Extra fish for the dragons?"

"Aye."

Stoick clapped his hands together.

"Start rowing!"

The gang's quarters were underneath. Fishlegs was on the floor clutching a bucket. They all shared one room with hammocks as their beds.

Snotlout had his helmet over his eyes trying to catch some much-needed beauty sleep on his hammock.

"Fishface I swear to Thor if you don't quiet down I'll shove that bucket so far up yo—"

"Calm down Lout, we're only a half a day into the trip, we don't need to start driving ourselves crazy just yet." Hiccup recommended.

Fishlegs face was tinted a sickly green. "I can't help that I get seasick." His cheeks puffed up and hesitantly swallowed.

"So we can't kill him then?" Ruff questioned.

"Of course we can we just need the majority of votes, okay, okay, raise your hand if you want Ruff to kill Fishlegs raise your hand!" Tuffnut ordered.

The twins both put their arms up along with Snotlout.

"I advise that all of you need to shut up before I ram my foot through your face." Astrid threatened.

Toothless crooned softly next to Hiccup.

"I know Bud, I don't like being stuck here either, maybe later when this rain clears we'll take a flight."

The dragon nuzzled his head under his arm to receive scratches.

A while later, Ruff and Tuff peaked over their hammocks surveying the small room.

"It's been days since we've last seen land." Tuffnut narrated.

"We've run out of food and water two days ago, those around us have slowly gone crazy." Ruff continued.

They were interrupted when a shadow fell before them.

Tuffnut held his hand to his eyes. "Hey what happened to the—ah!"

"What are you two doing?" Hiccup ordered with his arms crossed.

"Nothing."

Hiccup pinched the bridge of his nose. "It's been an hour."

Astrid rolled over from her hammock to throw a bucket at the twins. They ducked but the impact scared them into hiding.

"Both of you muttonheads better go to sleep."


There part 1, I think it'll be shorter than the Seige of Berserker Island storyline but still long.

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