Deadpool walks out wearing an Elvis jumpsuit and wig over his costume. The merc with a mouth steps over to a microphone, does a brief sound check, clearing his throat before he begins go sing
"And now the end is near, and so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll make it clear
I'll state my case wh,ich I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more
I did it; I did it my way."
Is the song really necessary? You literally did this gag in Danny and Kitty earlier in the week
"I still had the costume, so I figured what the heck, Number boy," Wade said, sitting down in a arm chair. "so two many dates stories ending, how's that feel?"
Pretty good
Brief history: I had plotted out the story for my second many dates story and how I wanted the final battle to go. I was stuck between Angelica and Penny I ended up deciding to go with Angelica
"And ironically, writing way more about Penny than you have Angelica."
Yeah, well, Danny and Angelica are going to get finished
But not before this. Here we go, after many dates, Danny and Penny's final chapter here we go
Over the years, Fenton's family dinners had simply gotten bigger and bigger over the years as there were more weddings and more kids. Right now, his parents had seventeen grandkids
And in January they were going to get one more Danny thought feeling on top of the world that he was going to be a dad in seven months when Danny and Penny walked into his parents house
They walked inside and were greeted by barely controlled chaos. Aseverywhere Danny and Penny looked, there were people running around, everyone talking, eating, playing, cooking
The whole family was there
"Did you get the whole family to come?" Penny asked before she noticed Bebe and Cece playing with some of her nieces and nephews running past Oskar and Trudy. "and my family."
"I wanted everyone to be here," Danny answered, "because we have some really good news."
"What news danny boy" his dad asked
Danny smiled, putting an arm around his wife "well, mom, dad, Penny, and I are going to have a baby," he said with a big smile. People started to cheer
"I'm gonna be a granddaddy," Oskar cheered
"And I'm gonna be a grandmama," Trudy said happily, the two of them hugging their daughter. People came over, hugging and congratulating the happy couple, asking about the due date and what names they were going to use for the baby
Danny smiled, looking at his beautiful wife. Smilinghe couldn't wait to meet the little boy or girl
"Do you really have to do this today, Ember?" Danny asked, dodging a blue fire blast from Ember. It was a cold, snowy day in January, and Danny needed to be somewhere else and fast
Penny was in the hospital delivering his baby, and he wasn't there because the no hit wonder Ember had showed up trying go show up
"Are you sure Danny wouldn't want to be here with me?" Ember said, batting her eyelashes at him
Wait a minute
"Did you just call me Danny? You've never done that," Danny asked, confused. "also, what s with your eyes? Do you got something in your eye or som-" Danny got a wide eyed look on his face when he finally figured out "do you have a thing for me how why"
"You were pretty scrawny when you were a teenager," Ember said, flashing forward, appearing beside Danny. "but all grown up, you're pretty hot," she said flirtatiously
"Yeah, no hard pass. I'm a married man," Danny said, pulling out his thermos just trapping her inside of it. Danny than rushed forward at top speed, heading straight for the hospital
Danny ran as fast as he could, well not as fast as he could. It was a hospital after all. He made it to Penny's room. "Danny, you made it," Penny said tiredly
"Penny what is it"
"It's a girl," the Doctor answered
Danny smiled he had a daughter with the woman he loved, his perfect match. "that's amazing, it's-"
"A boy"
"Hold on a second boy or girl which one is it " Danny asked confused
The Doctor laughed "actually, both," the Doctor said, turning to face Danny, two squirming bundles in his arms
"Twins" Danny asked Penny nodded tears in her eyes
"That's right, boo twins," she answered
Danny walked over, gently taking the two babies from the doctor. A pair of little green eyes looked up at him. "I guess it's a good thing we came up with names for either a boy or a girl," Danny asked Penny, walking over and sitting down on he placed a kiss on the little babies foreheads before kissing Penny's
"I love you," Danny said
"I love you too," Penny said back, the two having one more kiss
It was elven years later the twins were celebrating their birthday. Danny and Penny watched as the kids played with their cousins and their friends
Ben and Kim had two kids, a boy named Kenny and a girl named Jen. Kara and Virgil had one boy named Clark. Marcus surprisingly married Katie, the two of them having a boy named Logan, and Makoto had found a guy who she worked with at her restaurant the two of them having a daughter Hanabi
Danny watched his kids playing. Neil was outgoing, excitable, and always wanting to explore. Josie was more shy than her brother. She didn't like being in the spotlight like her little two minute brother, but the two always had their twin's backs, sure they got into trouble and sometimes they fought but all siblings did that
Danny and Jazz had plenty of arguments over the years, and that wasn't even talking about the twin's uncles and aunts. Everything was going great, and everyone was having fun until a blue portal opened up. 'seriously, multiverse stuff?' Danny asked, going ghost the other adults at the party were ready for any trouble
They weren't expecting a teenaged boy to fall out of the portal and crash head first into the piñata breaking it into pieces. The boy groaned, standing up and dusting himself off, shaking rubble and candy to the ground. "landing on a piñata that's a new one," he said before looking around seeing a on guard American dragon Ben Ten Kim Tennyson the American dragon Jake long and a few ghostly grown ups
"Uh, hi," he said, holding his arms in surrender as he powered down his ghostly jumpsuit, which looked like something the X-Men would wear, with the big X on his chest, disappeared, becoming an ordinary t shirt and jeans. "I'm not a supervillain. I'm just a Fenton," he said looking he noticed Hunter who was standing in front of his and Phantasma's ten year old daughter Melinoe "uncle Henry how'd you get here."
"My name is Hunter. That's Henry," Hunter said, still on guard, pointing to Henry, who was standing in front of his and Alex's fourth kid, Austin
"Uh, sorry, it's just on my earth. Your name is Henry," the kid said. "my name is Peter Charles Fenton. I'm from Earth 7," he said, pulling out his phone. "I got hit by an emp by Technus, and it made my transporter go off randomly"
'Charles' Danny thought 'as in Charles Xavier and the X on his costume' "let me guess your mom is Kitty Pryde"
"Yeah" Peter answered
"You have a Chronosapian compass in your phone" Tucker asked the CEO of Stark international asked curiously Peter shrugged
"Yeah, my Uncle Tuck figured it out," Peter answered, noticing how on edge everyone was. "look, I get it; I showed up. You're on edge. Have Ben ten change into his martian form, and he can tell you I'm telling the truth."
"No need" one of Danny's many sister in laws M'gann aka Miss. Martian said, stepping forward after doing a quick mind scan. She said Peter was telling the truth
When the parents cooled off, the kids swarmed around him, the first being Neil along with Jake and Camille's son Johnny Long. "are you a superhero?" Neil asked.
"Yeah, pretty much last week, I stopped an evil telepath from brainwashing the whole world," Peter said, clearly used to being around kids
"Whoaaaaaa" the kids said in amazement Peter laughed telling what Danny could tell was a censored version of the battle while Tucker fixed the phone.
Sure Ben could have just went upgrade and fixed the watch but the kids were having a good time listening to what Danny could tell was a censored version of a fight with a evil telepath who called himself the White King
"I should not be surprised a kid of your doppelgänger and shadow at crashed our kids birthday party but I am" Penny commented Danny nodded.
"I stopped trying to understand multiverse stuff after high school" Danny said looking to Peter he seemed like a nice kid and was obviously a lot more comfortable with multiverse stuff than Danny was.
Danny smiled looking at pictures hanging from the wall of his kids Neil had grown to be an amazing superhero becoming the second Danny Phantom and Josie she'd grown into a more confident wonderful young lady joining the Legends
'I wonder when that bedrock mission is going to happen' Danny thought having figured out when his little girl was sixteen that 'Jo' was really Josie
His younger self had assumed for years that she was one of his many nieces who hadn't been born yet
Danny heard the sound of a portal opening in the kitchen 'maybe it's today' he thought walking into the kitchen he saw his wife middle aged with a few grey hairs and she was still the most beautiful woman on the planet no in the multiverse to Danny hugging their daughter
"This is surprising we weren't expecting you to visit for another week" Penny said "you look great"
"Thanks mama" Josie said looking to Danny "nice to see you again daddy" she said with a knowing look
Danny smiled "Josie or would you prefer I called you Jo" he asked with a chuckle "not the best cover name baby girl"
"I was caught off guard" Josie defended "how long did it take you to connect the dots"
Danny laughed again "before you decided to join the Legends" Danny admitted "you saved my life you know saved your brothers life too" Danny told her
"How are Neil and Hanabi doing" Josie asked
Danny nodded "good good they're still in Greece for their honeymoon" Danny answered "speaking of honeymoons" he teased getting Josie to blush
"Daddy stop Logan and I haven't even talked about that yet I haven't even proposed yet" Josie stammered out sounding like she did when she was younger before she came out of her shell
"Oh you're going to propose" Penny asked teasingly looking at Danny "I should have thought of that"
"I thought you loved my proposal" Danny asked
"I did boo it was very romantic" Penny said kissing his cheek "but you took forever to ask me"
"Yeah I know" Danny admitted
Josie rolled her eyes with a small smile "you two never change" she said "I hope Logan and I have what you two have"
"You've got to propose to the boy first" Danny teased "wait does that mean you're going to ask Katie for her blessing is that why you haven't done it yet I can put in a good word for you"
Josie blushed her ears turning red the way they always did when she was nervous "I knew it" Penny elbowed him
"Stop teasing your daughter" Penny chastised
"I'm only teasing you I know Logan will say yea when you ask him and you'll have a very wonderful life together" Danny said sincerely looking to Penny his wonderful beautiful wife who was with him through thick or thin "I thank my stars every day I asked your mother to be my girlfriend and I've been happy ever since"
Penny smiled "so have I Danny" she said the two sharing a brief kiss
Yeah Danny thought
His life was perfect and he wouldn't change a single thing about it
And that's the chapter and that's the story
"Why did Peter show up in this story" Wade asked
Well the twins had to meet Peter somehow why else would they be at his wedding
"He's got a point man" Grim said "besides the kids from his other Danny stories showed up or in the green girls case was just named dropped turning Equinox into a smear on the ground" Grim smirked "I loved taking his and Sinisters souls kicking and screaming to the unworld man"
Happy to be of service Grim and yeah Cindy Fenton the daughter of Danny and Angelica showed up at Danny and Penny's wedding
"That cameo was so cavity inducing" Wade commented
I wanted to see if I could get JDF Legacier Morphicon to say that Cindy was more adorable than Dani
"Even with the cuteness of a puppy and a kitten you couldn't topple Dani from her throne of cuteness" Wade commented "he didn't even comment on it"
Yeah it was worth a shot
"Oh my god this was the greatest chapter I've ever read in my life and I don't just say that about any story" Chester said
I'm happy you were entertained Chester I'm 61394 signing off
"You're ripping PFs thing"
Well he's the author he gets the last word
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Excelsior True Believers
Take it away, PF.
Well, I have good news! We will continue exploring this universe by looking at Ben and Kim's side of the story. Yes. After the Many Dates, Ben and Kim will be happening this year. I got the green light from the boss lady, and we will see the world from Ben and Kim's side of the story.
