(On Monday morning, Kooper and his brudahz were sitting at their class when Mr. Sun came up to the class)
SUN:
Good morning, class! Today we're gonna be talking about the Solar System!
TOAD:
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Sun? Before you begin the Solar System, I have a question!
SUN:
What is it, Toad?
TOAD:
What happened to Todd?
SUN:
Well, the police informed Todd's parents and us about the funland, so Principal Moon suspended him for a week, and he got grounded by his parents. Anyway, moving on...
(There was a knock at the door)
SUN:
Hang on, class, I'll be right there with you.
(Sun opened the door and it was Moon)
SUN:
Hey, Moon, I was about to begin the class.
MOON:
But I just got a call from Todd's parents, saying that Todd went missing!
SUN:
Wait a second, Todd's missing?
MOON:
They said it was because he hates being grounded.
SUN:
Well, that's what he gets for messing with the Star Carnival! He needs to face the consequences for his actions!
MOON:
I agree with you, Sun! I'll come over to Todd's house and see if we can maybe search for him. Just carry on with your class.
SUN:
Thank you. Sorry about that, class. Anyway, about the Solar System, there are eight planets closest to the sun, no pun intended! So, what's the closest planet to the sun?
DICE BOY:
Uh, is it Jupiter?
SUN:
No, Dice Boy, it's not Jupiter. Anyone else got anything?
(Kooper raises his hand in front of Sun)
SUN:
Yes, Kooper?
KOOPER:
Is it Mercury?
SUN:
Yes, that's correct! Good job! Now, for the second closest planet to the sun?
(Later, the class already covered the first six planets)
SUN:
Alright, what is the seventh planet that's closest to the sun?
TOAD:
Oh, I know that one, Mr. Sun!
SUN:
Yes? What is it?
TOAD:
It's my anus!
SUN:
Okay, where did you get that from?
TOAD:
Well, I learned that the seventh closest planet to the sun, which is our anuses, is really important, because we use our...
SUN:
Don't you even get it, Toad!? The seventh planet of the sun is Uranus!
TOAD:
But that's what I said, my anus is a planet!
SUN:
No, not that kind of anus!
(The class were trying their best not to laugh)
SUN:
You really need to learn about homophones, Toad! Seriously, you need to understand that there's a huge difference!
TOAD:
I don't get it.
SUN:
Oh my gosh... you know what? Screw this, I'm done for the day! Class dismissed!
(Mr. Sun left the class)
DICE BOY:
Oh, thank you so much, Toad! Now we won't have to take the classes!
KOOPER:
At least for the day!
(Principal Moon's voice can be heard from the speakers)
MOON:
Toad, I'd like to see you in my office right now. Don't delay!
DICE BOY:
Uh-oh.
(Toad enters Moon's office without delaying)
MOON:
Have a seat.
(Toad sat in front of Moon)
MOON:
What's going on?
TOAD:
I just told Mr. Sun that my anus is a planet, that's all.
MOON:
Toad, there's obviously a difference between the planet Uranus, and your literal anus, and what you did to Mr. Sun was very inappropriate.
TOAD:
I don't get the difference.
MOON:
Mr. Sun's right, you need to learn about homophones! I'm just gonna go ahead and get you to your next class, and be lucky that I'm not suspending you for the moment!
To Be Continued