Episode 4: One in Sixteenth Chance
"Last time on Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip! The players went through a forest covered in sticky honey! Some did fine, while others struggled with the environments... in the end Boss Boys lost for their third time in a row, which one will leave? Find out right now on... Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip!" Ninetails announces.
(CNR intro)
The boys were already sitting in front of the bus waiting to be called.
"You're learning huh boys?" Asked Ninetails smiling.
The boys did not look happy.
"If you're safe you'll get uhhh um... a piece of paper! If not you'll be thrown out the bus! First two safe are Nix and surprisingly... Heatmor! Who got a lot of votes..." Ninetails gave them paper.
"What do you mean surprisingly? I'm carrying my team!" Heatmor glares.
"Wouldn't exactly say that..." Nix shrugged.
Heatmor Save 6 out 4, Stay 2
Nix save 3 out 1, Stay 2
"Next safe is again very surpringly... Ninjask who got ABSOLUTELY zero votes, so their score is neutral!" Ninetails gives him paper.
"About time I am safe!" Ninjask was still recovering from his injuries, but apparently his pride wasn't hurt one bit.
Cryogonal grabbed Hitmonlee and Lokix.
"Bottom Two... which one will be thrown out..." Cryogonal spoke boredly.
"What?! Why woukd viewers vote for me?! Arceus this is so dumb! I need to focus on my karate skills in order to win this!" Hitmonlee began meditating.
"Why am I bottom two! I demand an explanation on what I did wrong!" Lokix looked pissed off.
"The votes are read and the final one saying is..." Ninetails paused as Cryogonals just looked like he wanted this ceremony over with already.
Hitmonlee kept saying strength, faith, swag with his eyes closed and fingers in zen mode... meanwhile Lokix was quickly looking around his mainframe for all possibilities of what this ceremonies outcome would be; trying to calculate the votes.
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"NONE! You both have tied with the exact same gone votes!" Ninetails announced.
"Huh?!" Hitmonlee was confused.
"Impossible!" Lokix glares.
Hitmonlee save 1 out 3, Gone 2
Lokix save 2 out 4, Gone 2
"Gosh... so what will the tie breaker be?" Asked Hitmonlee.
"It's gonna be a mini version of today's challenge... a quiz! First come first serve so answer quickly!" Ninetails smiles.
"Best of three win... first question for Mawile... would she rather skydive or be stranded in the middle of the ocean?" Asked Cryogonal
"She's extreme! So she'd skydive!" Hitmonlee smirks.
"I guess I pick ocean." Lokix shrugs.
"...I rather be in the ocean, I have a fear of heights..." Mawile kept driving
Bzzzt!
"Lokix wins first point.. second point Cryogonal woukd they rather be armless again, or be forced to be in the fire oven of Season 1 again?" Asked Ninetails
"I calculate ice types hate fire, so lose arms." Lokix spoke
"Dang it now I know I'll lose!" Hitmonlee spoke.
"And answer is.." Ninetails grins.
"The oven, I've grown too used to my arms to lose them..." Cryogonal looked away boredly
Bzzzt!
"Wrong again it seems! One final chance for both players and this one is from me... would I rather... be Co Host or.. Host!" Ninetails smiled.
"Uhh um... you'd rather uhhh..." Hitmonlee was thinking really hard, but he's dumb
"You obviously enjoy Co-Hosting more than hosting." Lokix facepalmed at the easy as hell question.
"Correct, so Lokix stays and Hitmonlee you go aways, any final words?" Ninetails asked as Cryogonals placed Lokix back inside the bus and was about to throw the potato man out
"Arceus No! Gosh this is so dumb, you're all a bunch of IDIOTS for eliminating me viewers, I bet none of you even have a single karate belt UGH! DOJOS, STRENGTH, KARAAAHHHHH!!!" Hitmonlee screamed as he was thrown out of the bus and he rolled as he hit the road
"Good thing you're safe over that idiot." Heatmor told Lokix
"Rather have someone useful in this trash team." Nix said.
"Still our team is extremely small, we need to win no matter what..." Lokix looked serious.
(The bus was driving for a while longer and then came to a stop)
"It's time for your next location..." Mawile looks bored.
"Welcome to Opelucid City! Here we will do our next challenge Would you glass Bridge!" Ninetails spoke happily.
"...We asked every single contestant here would you rather questions... your job is to guess correctly what they'd rather do..." Cryogonal grumbled.
"You have a minute to choose what order you wanna go in, the first team to get a member across by doing the challenge wins!" Ninetails smiles
"Our team has less members! How is this fair?!" Asked Ninjask.
"...Your fault for losing so much..." Cryogonal looked bored.
"There are sixteen glass steps with two options, one is correct and good to stand on, the other will break as soon as you stand too long in it." Ninetails explained
"You can't fly so let le secrete some no fly sauce!" Mawile shot Chandelure and Ninjask with the sauce, they both lost their abilities to fly.
"Um, I promise I will not fly if I fall just don't spray me with that..." Xatu frowns.
"No." Mawile shot her anyway.
"Revolting..." Xatu looked sad
(Boss Boys)
"How do we do this, I don't really know much of the other players..." Heatmor frowns.
Ninjask looked annoyed being covered in no fly sauce.
"Listen team, we really need to win, so I will cheat..." Lokix whispered
"How are you gonna do that?" Nix whispers.
"I will use this cities McDonald free wifi to hack into the website where they store the answers of the challenge." Lokix began saying robotically.
"Awesome." Heatmor crossed his arms
"and then easily cross the bridge, it might take a while so I need to go last and you all need to buy me time by attempting to answer correctly." Lokix began to scan stuff inside him, kinda like Google glass.
"Got it... Ninjask will go first to buy us actual smart ones time to process how the challenge works..." Heatmor said
"Ugh! I never agreed this!" Ninjask yells
"Doesn't matter, Nix will go next and then I will go before Lokix." Heatmor spoke.
"Hey... why do I have to go second..." Nix frowns.
"Because I SAID SO OKAY!!!!" Heatmor glares
Nix frowns and wanted to argue but decided against it.
Boss Boys Order:
1) Ninjask
2) Nix
3) Heatmor
4) Lokix
(Great Girls)
"This stuff is nasty..." Chandelure looked annoyed.
"I concur." Xatu nods.
Togepi began to eat Chandelures no fly juice but the vomited on the floor.
Bergmite just looked at her oddly
"So what order should we all go in?" Asked Sunflora
"We need to break the weak glasses first to allow the more clever players to cross the glass bridge... so I suggest Togepi, Durant, Bellibolt and Bergmite go first." Xatu spoke
"Wait I'm dumb?" Bellibolt asked a bit aloofly.
"Lol k." Togepi smiles
"WHAT! DID YOU JUST CALL ME DUMB!!!" Durant screams
"It's just facts you aren't keen to think first before doing something as many of us would." Xatu shrugs
"GRRR!!" Durant used iron head on her fainting her.
"Oh great, look what you did you overgrown bug!" Chandelure looked pissed off
"She went night night." Togepi smiles.
"Um guys we need to get the challenge started..." Sunflora frowns
"Fine whatever we'll go with Xatus stupid idea, BUT I want to go last!" Durant yells
"Xatu is knocked out, and we can't guarantee she will wake up in time, so she must go last." Bellibolt frowns.
"FINE! She goes last and I go before her!" Durant screams.
"Please for the love of Giratina just SHUT U-" Chandelure yells but times up and the order is now set
Great Girls Order:
1) Togepi
2) Bergmite
3) Bellibolt
4) Sunflora
5) Chandelure
6) Durant
7) Xatu
"Alroght... every team has their orders ready, Great Girls have most members so they will have their turn first..." Cryogonal spoke.
"Get ready cause the challenge is right about to start... now!" Ninetails smiles and got a flashcard to read.
"Really... no TV or anything" Bergmite looked bored
"We don't have a good budget okay." Ninetails frowns.
"First question from Lokix, would you rather get kicked in the shins or get kicked in the balls?" Cryogonal read the question boredly.
"That's easy! The balls cause he's a robot and doesn't have any!" Togepi smiles.
Heatmor, Ninjask and Nix all glanced at Lokix who was still focused in hacking the answers.
"Correct, step across the left side." Cryogonal spoke.
Togepi jumped to the left glass tile, it was sturdy.
"Next question... Durant would you rather kiss a smelly armpit, or Heatmors butt?" Cryogonal read.
"Uhhh the butt!!" Togepi smiles.
Bzzt!
"Nope." Cryogonal read.
All the girls glanced at Durant.
"What?! At least it's not Heatmors!" Durant huffed.
"Now you have to GUESS which of the two glass panels is the right one." Cryogonal spoke.
"Uhh umm.." Togepi looked to be struggling.
"Pick the right one cause it's the right one!" Bellibolt smiles.
"Sure thing frog buddy, weeee AHHHH!!!" Togepi stood on the glass and it broke, she fell down to a pool filled with hungry Zigzagoons who began biting her.
Members of the Great Girls cringed seeing their teammate being hurt like that.
"It's time for the Boss Boys to go, get on the 3rd glass panel." Cryogonal spoke.
Heatmor threw Ninjask on the glass panel Togepi was supposed to stand on.
"Ninjask... would Nix rather kiss a boy or a girl?" Asked Cryogonal.
"Obviously girl, he's normal like us!" Ninjask grins.
Bzzt!
"Incorrect, guess a tile." Cryogonal spoke.
"Did you seriously not know I was gay?" Asked Nix looking annoyed.
Heatmor who was standing next to him stood a bit more to the left.
"You never mentioned your queerness you dumb fox!" Ninjask glares.
"It's not something I have to brag about it's just who I am." Nix shrugs.
"Guess now." Cryogonal looked impatient.
"Well the right one must be the right choice..." Ninjask jumped to it and screamed as he began falling down.
"Sucks to be him." Nix looked uninterested as Heatmor frowned.
Bergmite got on the left tile Ninjask was supposed to be on.
"Bergmite, would Sunflora rather get sprayed by insecticide... or be set on fire?" Asked Cryogonal.
"Wah what kind of question is that!" Bergmite glares at the sunflower.
Sunflora awkwardly looked away.
"Answer." Cryogonal growls.
"I uh.. I guess being in fire?" Bergmite shrugged.
"Wrong, guess." Cryogonal spoke.
"I guess the that is right theAHHHHGGG!!!!" Bergmite screams as she fell down.
"Nix your turn..." Cryogonal speaked.
Nix steps on the left glass panel.
"Your question is.. would Flamigo rather dance Salsa or Reggeton?" Asked Cryogonal.
"What the (bleep) what kind of... I don't know!" Nix yells.
"CHOOSE!!!!" Cryogonal looks to be getting really annoyed.
"Uhhh salsa?" Nix frowns.
"Ugh No! Just choose a random tile..." Cryogonal threw the flashcard on the ground.
"Well everyone has been faling with right so I will go with left!" Nix jumped and then screamed as he began falling down.
"Damn it..." Heatmor frowned seeing him fall, Lokix was still Calculating.
Bellibolt stood on the 5th glass tile but her inmese fatness also broke the sturdy glass tile.
"Are you... SERIOUS!!!!" Durant screams in rage.
"I told you ya didn't need them BigMacs gurl." Togepi said in a sassy tone standing outside of the pool
Bellibolt was just screaming being bitten by Zigzagoon.
"The girls can go again due to this unforseen error." Ninetails frowned
Sunflora hopped over the two missing panels and accidentally touched the left one which broke it.
"What?!" Chandelure looked pissed off.
"Chandelures turn." Ninetails shrugs.
Xatu used her psychic powers to levitate her towards the panel Sunflora was supposed to stand on.
...Glass Panel 7...
"We are still so far away from the. 16th glass panel..." Chandelure looked annoyed.
"Shut up Goo Girl and answer the question!" Durant yells, Chandelure who was still covered in No Fly Juice had her red fire burn in fury.
"Chandelure... would Bergmite rather have her entire DMs leaked or be forced to have no phone for a year!" Cryogonal read the flashcard.
"Uhhh she can't live without typing that stupid phone.." Chandelure glanced at Bergmite who was at the bottom of the bridge boredly typing on her phone.
"So I guess her DMs are leaked." Chandelure shrugged.
Bzzt!
"...hey I've gotten used to not using my phone as much as before, I can handle being without it, but everyone seeing my DMs is a big no no." Bergmite shrugged.
"Choose a random glass panel Chandelure..." Cryogonal told her.
Chandelure hopped to the one on the left but it broke and she screamed falling down into the water, she fainted and Togepi took her out of the pool.
Togepi looked genuienly worried for her.
"Heatmor! Your turn." Cryogonal told her.
Heatmor jumped on the glass tile Chandelure needed to step on.
"Would Ninjask rather... apologize to his brother Shedinja or fight The Janitor again?" Asked Cryogonal.
"I think Ninjask is too prideful to ever apologize, so he'd take on Janitor." Heatmor replied.
"Correct, step on the right tile." Cryogonal spoke, Heatmor did just that.
"Would Chandelure rather kiss Muk or eat feces." Asked Cryogonal.
"...what's the difference..." Chandelure looked annoyed at the bottom.
"Uhhh she and Togepi both have bad history with Muk so I guess eat feces?" Heatmor replied.
Bzzt!
"May have bad history with Muk, but not to the point I'd eat literal poop." Chandelure rolled her eyes.
"Guess a tile..." Cryogonal ordered.
"I uh i..." Heatmor jumped on the left one, he braced himself, a few seconds passed and nothing.
"Oh thank goodness!!!" Heatmor sighed.
"Heatmor you go again.." Cryogonal replies.
"What?!" Heatmor yells worried.
"Would Gumshoos rather... Give health care to Ludicolos in need, or give every single billionaire in Unova a small loan of a million poke." Cryogonal asked.
"I ugh.. he'd give money to the rich..." Heatmor frowns.
"...Correct, go jump on the left tile..." Cryogonal nods.
"Oh my Arceus..." Heatmor jumped.
"Heatmor... would Togepi rather get punched in the face by Squirtle or have to eat her best friend Mr Banana Bob?" Asked Cryogonal.
"Uhhhhhhh..." Heatmor frowned and glanced at Lokix who was still meditating trying to download the answers.
Then he glanced over to the girls who it was just Xatu and Durant.
"I guess eat the banana?" Heatmor frowns.
Bzzt!
"No way! Mr Banana Bob is the homie, I'd never betray him by eating his delicious potassium self!" Togepi smiles.
"It's like literally just a banana..." Bergmite side glanced the egg.
"Guess the glass tile Heatmor." Cryogonal spoke.
Heatmor jumped on the right one and it broke, he screamed falling down into the water pool and began being bitten by Zigzagoons.
"Your luck has run dry Heatmor, it's time for Durant... would Xatu rather eat a burger or cut down a tree?" Asked Cryogonal as Durant jumped on the glass tile Heatmor was supposed to jump onto.
"Well she's a hippie girl so I bet she likes trees but also there's a chance she's vegan... so uhh I guess she rather cut the tree to save the animals life?" Durant spoke.
Bzzt!
"Incorrect." Cryogonal levitated.
"I'm not vegan, just vegetarian." Xatu replied.
"Wah, what's the difference!" Durant yells.
"Choose a random glass tile." Cryogonal points at them.
Durant jumped on the right one and screamed as she fell down.
"I've got them." Lokix smirks.
"Lokix your turn, would Bellibolt rather step on a Lego or have dust in her eyes?" Asked Cryogonal.
"The Lego, feet pain is temporary... but she can't remove dust from her eyes with those tiny arms." Lokix replied confidently.
"Correct, choose right tile and it will be your turn again." Cryogonal replied.
Lokix grins.
(Compilation of Lokix guessing the answer right and jumping into the next tile as BFDIAs reference dances song plays)
"...And Lokix has crossed the entire Glass Bridge which means... Great Girls finally lose a challenge." Cryogonal spoke boredly.
"A shame I didn't even get a chance to try." Xatu looks sad.
"Great work Lokix!" Heatmor smirks.
"You really pulled through for us." Nix smiles.
"You did okay I guess.." Ninjask looked away.
"Viewers! Choose save and eliminate on this cast of characters! Whoever has the worst score will be eliminated!!! See you next time!" Ninetails smiles.
Voting options:
Togepi (The Eggstrovert)
Bergmite (The Phone Addict)
Bellibolt (The Jolly Giant)
Sunflora (The Quiet Girl)
Chandelure (The Emo Goth)
Durant (The Screamer)
Xatu (The Zen)
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