Opening by neostardustdragon101
We pass by the city of new your all seems calm as a dark gray sky hangs over the city. Suddenly an explosion erupts from around the city causing the people to run and scream in the chaos as Hydra Bots slither through the streets firing off energy beams. Moving over towards a tower Tony Stark watches on.
Our world's about to break,
Tormented and attacked
Bruce Banner's eyes turn green as he tears through his clothing transforming into the Hulk as he lets out a rage filled roar.
Lost from when we wake,
With no way to go back.
A photo of Captain America is shown before color fills it and Cap holds up his shield.
I'm standing on my own,
but now I'm not alone.
Storm clouds roar as thunder strikes and Thor soars through the sky holding up mjolnir
Naruto stands atop a skyscraper overlooking the city smirking.
Too small to turn the tide
Too stubborn to give in
Tony stands in the center of his armory, his armor parts moving around as he begins to suit up with screens displaying the various heroes and villains. They soon vanish and his Iron Man helmet comes down and his eyes light up.
There's no one left to trust
It all comes down to us
Pushed by pain and pride
To face these fears and win
Naruto throws a punch knocking away several Hydra Soldiers while Wasp comes in from the sky firing bolts at them. Antman smashes his fist down on the Hydrabot while Hulk jumps down swinging it by its tentacle crashing into a building. Thor holds up his hammer unleashing lighting down upon his enemies while Captain America tossed his shield knocking away his enemies
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Always, we will fight as one, 'til the battle's won,
An explosion erupted as the dust clears as the Avengers stand side by side.
With evil on the run, we'll never come undone.
Assembled we are strong, forever fight as one!
(X jet)
Naruto, Rogue, and Laura were sitting in their seats in the X jet while Ororo drove the X jet
"Still think I should be able to drive" Naruto said as he pouted a bit
"Stark warned us on letting you fly" Ororo deadpanned as she focused on steering
"Nark" Naruto grumbled under his breath before he took a breath "So what's this Savage Land like?" Naruto asked as he looked at Rouge
"It's a prehistoric, tropical area within the antarctic. It is very, hot and humid so wear light and breathable outfits" Ororo warned
"I heard prehistoric please say that means dinosaurs" Naruto said with a grin as he smiled at this
"No you can't have a dinosaur" Laura said firmly as she looked outside a window at the snow outside
"But-" Naruto was Saying till Rogue cut him off
"Not happening Shuga" She deadpanned
"But what if-" Naruto was saying but Ororo cut him off
"No Naruto" she told him as she flicked a switch on the jet
"Buzzkills!" Naruto grumbled "ok what else is here? Aside from dinosaurs I can't take what else is there?" Naruto asked as he changed the subject
"Several mutant tribes, various ruins and mines. Multiple predators that can kill even strong mutants and heroes. I believe Deadpool described it once as the place superheroes go to die" Rogue explained
"Indeed. Danger lurks within the lands. Especially Sauron" Storm explained
"Wait wait wait wait wait! Sauron? Dark lord Sauron? Lord of the rings Sauron? He exists?! Oh god we're all gonna die to orcs!" Naruto yelled as he stood up out of his seat
Before Laura slapped him in the back of his head
"Wrong Sauron suga. Thankfully this one doesn't have as much street cred" Rouge told him
"Indeed though, do not underestimate him. His has many abilities at his disposal such as flight via his wings, hypnosis, telekinesis, a flame breath, incredible strength, energy blasts, and even temporary mutant power absorption like Rogue here. Though his way is by absorbing their power briefly by absorbing someones life force. " Ororo explained as she made a holographic image of what looked like a green humanoid pterodactyl appear for everyone to see
"What's his backstory? Someone hatch him out of the wrong egg? Wait, did his dragon parents kick him out after a rough divorce?" Naruto asked with a smirk
Before anyone could answer the jet suddenly started to shake as a blast of energy suddenly hit the jet making it shudder.
"It's Sauron! He must've absorbed enough energy to expel it at us! He's most likely hoping to force us out of the air and absorb our life force energy" Ororo yelled as she tried to keep the jet stable before another blast of energy hit one of the wings and made the jet start to nosedive
"Save us Gandalf!!!!" Naruto yelled as the jet careened and crashed down into the Savage lands
(later)
Later everyone was inside a prehistoric forest outside the X jet Naruto was passed out after the crash while the others were awake
"Is everyone alright?" Ororo asked
"Whiskers is knocked out after the rough landing" Laura said as she pointed at Naruto who was laying on the ground
"Well wake him up we need to make repair plans" Rogue said
"Ugh watch out Jerry Tom's gonna get you" Naruto groaned after Laura shoved him a bit to attempt to wake him up
"Oh for fucks sake" Laura groaned before she kicked Naruto hard in the head with the tip of her talon
"Gah!! What the hell?!" Naruto yelled grabbing at his now bleeding head
"Welcome back to the world of the living Shuga" Rogue said as she shook her head at this with a smirk
"Good you're up. Now strip" Laura told him
"Um.. I don't think this place is a good idea to do such a thing Laura" Naruto said with A nervous chuckle before Laura threw what looked like some clothes into his face
"You wish whiskers. We told you that you'd need to dress in lighter gear on the jet. We got clothes for you. Now strip" Laura ordered him
"Alright alright….. can I at least get some privacy?" Naruto asked as he gave Rouge a look
"What and miss the show shuga?" Rogue asked with a teasing smirk
Before Laura walked past her and grabbed her by the back of her shirt and dragged her behind the X jet to change as well
Ororo meanwhile was surveying the damage to the jet. She was already wearing what looked like a black cloth top with one shoulder strap and a black skirt with long beads. "Good you two should change before you start to get heat stroke. We're gonna be here for a while. Sauron did far more damage than I anticipated. It's repairable but the wing was torn clean off. We can't repair the jet until the wing is found within the savage lands." Ororo explained
"So we're stranded here until we can find the wing then?" Rogue asked as she started to strip off her jumpsuit and switch into a yellow and green top and shorts that showed off her figure
"We'll be fine. We can always contact the professor for an extraction team if needed. Until then we can simply search for the fantastic four and the wing of the jet" Laura said as she stripped before putting on a black tube top and a pair of black shorts that also showed off her figure
"Alright I'm changed. Are you three decent?" Naruto called out from his area around the downed jet
"Yeah we're fine shuga" Rogue called out as Naruto approached them from around the jet
Gone was his shirt, pants and overcoat, replaced by a single pair of tight, red shorts and his sandals. Showing off his chiseled chest as if it was sculpted from marble itself.
"Dear god you could grind meat on those abs" Rogue said licking her lips at the sight before her
"Back off" Laura growled lowly feeling possessive
"Are you open to teaming up on him? A man that fine could probably take us both especially with his rubber powers affecting every part of him. Every part" Rouge whispered to Laura who paused at this before she blushed a little
"What about your skin?" Laura whispered back
"……always a catch" Rouge said as she snapped her fingers
"So what's the damage?" Naruto asked Ororo unknowing of Rogue and Laura's whispered conversation
"The wing was torn clean off by Sauron's attack. We can't leave until we find the missing wing within the Savage Land" Ororo explained as she kept her eyes at Naruto's eye level. Though she smirked seeing that Naruto was trying to not leer at her. He was failing mind you but A for effort.
"Got it. I can go take a look around the immediate area if you want? See if the wing fell nearby" Naruto suggested
"Appreciated but you shouldn't go alone. Take Rogue with you. Myself and Laura can stay here and guard the jet for now." Ororo told him as Laura could help sniff out incoming threats and they couldn't exactly leave the damaged X jet to be damaged further by predators, dinosaurs, indigenous tribes, or anything else within the Savage Lands.
"Alright" Naruto said as he nodded at Rogue who followed him
Laura meanwhile looked at Ororo who's gaze was currently fixated on Naruto's rear as he walked away
"Heh so you aren't above checking someone out" Laura said as she chuckled a bit
"You're imagining things Laura" Ororo said simply, not looking at Laura as she responded tearing her gaze away from Naruto as she went back to check on anymore damage to the X Jet
(With Naruto)
Naruto and Rogue walked side by side through the massive, tropical forest land as they searched for the missing wing of the X Jet.
"That wing's gotta be around here somewhere" Naruto muttered as there was no way they could miss a giant black wing for a jet laying on the ground
"While it may be noticeable it could also be anywhere within the Savage Lands." Rogue pointed out
"I could probably get a better look around if we could find a place to get a lay of the land" Naruto said as he looked around for any place to climb
"I have an idea. Follow Me" Rogue said as she approached a nearby tree and started to climb up it. Naruto following after her by stretching and leaping to the top.
"With this view we can probably find a higher up area. Like that mountain with a waterfall over there" Rogue pointed out
"Hold it" Naruto said as he looked at where she was pointing and let his observation haki senses reach out around him "there looks to be one person within that area" Naruto said as he looked at the area
"Makes sense that's a good place to set up camp and keep an eye out for predators. Close to a water source for survival as well." Rogue said agreeing with him
"And said person seems friendly. Or at least neutral. Regardless, we should tread carefully and wait….. I just picked up several more people. Not at the waterfall but entering a cave in the mountain. Looks to be about twenty people." Naruto said
"Friend or foe?" Rogue asked as they climbed down the tree
"They don't feel like Friendly's but that's not what's feeling weird. There's something off attacking them but it feels…..unpredictable and chaotic. I can't explain it" Naruto said as he rubbed his eyes
"Huh?" Rouge asked curiously
"Normally my observation haki can give me a reading on if someone is hostile and what they are gonna do, but whatever is attacking this group of non friendlies is obscuring my haki. It's not canceling it like some people with observation haki can do but it is obscuring it enough for me to be unable to see anything." Naruto informed her
"Well if it's nearby let's take a look and see what's going on" Rogue said as they approached the mountain
"Grab on. I'll slingshot us up to the cave" Naruto told her
"Um you know my skin will drain you right?" Rogue reminded him
"I have a theory I want to test. If it fails we both have my stretching powers to get up there. If it succeeds then I may have an idea for your powers in terms of touching people" Naruto told her
Rogue raised an eyebrow at this but watched as the skin on his upper body suddenly became blackened like metal via his armament haki. Rogue gave a test touch to his back and her eyes widened as he didn't flinch from her touch.
He didn't feel it! She could touch him like this
"Haha! It worked!" Naruto laughed as he scooped Rouge up into his arms and launched himself towards the mountain
'Perfect I'll get my man yet' Rouge thought with a smile as she felt there was some hope now for touching him since he could clearly negate her touch with his haki.
They soon found a cave entrance and as they approached it they heard what sounded like people yelling and what sounded like gunfire
"Quick hide" Rogue whispered as she and Naruto hid behind a Boulder
"Bang! Bang! Bang bang bang!!!! So can you two babes give me a ride out of here now?!" A male voice yelled amongst the gunfire as he looked at mystique and Wanda who were watching this nearby
"We didn't ask you for your help Deadpool" Mystique said with a flat tone
"Aw c'mon baby! Where's the love for the merc with a mouth? I'm sexy and I know it after all" Deadpool said before he shot a man in his knee as he tried to sneak up behind Deadpool
"The love went to the sun and was incinerated you buffoon" Mystique deadpanned
"Hurtful blue! You need to get laid from your future boytoy soon." Deadpool said
"And there he goes speaking nonsense" Wanda said as she sighed at the mad mercenary's rambling
"I am not crazy! Momma Wilson had me tested!" Deadpool yelled as he shot a guy attacking him
"She should've had you spayed and neutered instead" Mystique deadpanned
"Wow is every version of you such a bitch in the multiverse. I mean at least the live action movie version is hot and naked, though the one played by Katniss could be out acted by a plank of wood" Deadpool said as he shot the last man in the face
"... who the hell are these people?" Naruto asked Rogue who frowned
"A meeting I wished not to have here and also Deadpool. We should leave before that moron gives away our location" Rogue said with a frown
"Moron? I perfect the term quirky now, what are we hiding from?" Deadpool asked as he appeared behind them
"Nutcracker!!" Naruto yelled startled Sending a stretch kick into Deadpool's junk
"Mamma nooooooo!!!" Deadpool yelled as he was sent flying out of the caves into the trees outside
"Next time don't startle me you asshole!!" Naruto yelled grabbing his chest and trying to calm his heart
"You may as well come out from the rock now" Wanda said as she readied her chaos magic in her hands
"Do what she Says. We may still be able to get out of here without a fight" Rogue sighed as she stepped out of from behind the rock with Naruto their hands up to show they weren't a threat
"Well now this is a surprise. The young mutant who punched senator Kelly and my daughter" Mystique said with a smile
"Adopted" Rogue said with a hard tone as she held her hands up
"Oh still in your rebellious phase I take it. You used to be such a good girl" Mystique said as she sighed
"Oh I'll show you rebellion You old bit-" Rogue was saying before Naruto placed a haki covered hand on her shoulder to placate her
"Rouge enough were not here to start a fight with the king of can openers smurf squeeze" Naruto said as he grabbed Rogue's shoulder to stop her while Mystique's eye twitched
"Gahahahahahahaha! I love this guy!" Deadpool yelled as he teleported back into the cave sitting on a rock behind them
"Gah! Gum gum pistol!" Naruto yelled punching the merc in the face
"Owchie! Can you stop hitting me please?" Deadpool groaned as he slammed into the dirt wall
"Stop sneaking up on us then! Fucking teleporters!" Naruto yelled grabbing his chest again
"I believe this conversation is devolving. Let's all state what we're doing here and be on our way. You are clearly not here to fight us and we have no quarrel with you two. Especially the one who punched that bigot senator" Wanda stated
"At least one of you is clearly mature, we're here looking for the fantastic four who sent out an SOS signal" Naruto told them
"Ah that explains it. They are allies to the x men and the Avengers despite their relatively new formation. So that explains why Joyboy of the Avengers is here with you" Mystique said taking a calming breath after Naruto's insult "and for the record I am not involved with Magneto in that way" Mystique told Naruto with a firm tone
"Uh huh and The teleporter over there is mentally sound try again Neytiri" Naruto said as he gave Mystique a look that said he wasn't buying this
"Chimichangas! Chimichangas! Chimichangas! Chimichangas!" Deadpool started to repeat to himself bouncing in his seat on a rock
"She is telling the truth. She is not romantically involved with my father." Wanda said simply
"Eh? Why would I care about that?" Naruto asked as he tilted his head to the side confused
"Denied! You have officially hit the wall!" Deadpool yelled as he pointed at Mystique
Before she jumped and kicked him hard in the head snapping his neck
"Ignoring the mercenary since you have been candid with us we may as well tell you our reason for being here. We were sent by my father to take out some mercenaries working for colonel William Stryker" Wanda said as she folded her arms
"Stryker?" Naruto asked, looking at Rouge with a inquiring look seeing her scowl at the name
"He's a mutant hating bigot. He has his funds in several mutant hating groups such as the Purifiers and the Weapon X program" Rogue said with bitterness
"Hiel!" Deadpool yelled as he held his arm out In a salute for emphasis
"Ah that explains the kill shots, why are his men here?" Naruto said as he nodded and looked at Wanda
"Unknown. We were tasked with finding out. We saw them mining some ore from this mine when Deadpool showed up demanding a ride and blowing our hiding spot as we planned to take them down. Then you arrived to see the end result of that." Mystique explained
"How the hell did you end up in the Savage Land Wade?" Rouge asked as she looked at the mad mercenary
"Well my Southern belle it's a very long story………" Wade said before going silent "wanna hear it?" He asked seeing them waiting for him to speak
"Summarize it you moron" Mystique said cutting him off
"Author Sama needed someone who could name drop the next cameo and he settled for me. In exchange I'm getting some ladies down the line that aren't with mr 12 women here" Deadpool said pointing at Naruto
"…….huh?" Naruto asked as he looked at Wanda bewildered at this
"Wade's a little…..eccentric" Wanda said as she paused to find the right word
"You mean a gibbering Moron" Rogue and Mystique said simultaneously with flat tones before looking at each other
Suddenly they heard a loud roar outside making everyone jump in surprise
"That came where we left Ororo and Laura!" Rogue yelled as she ran towards the cave exit
"That's my cue! Let's go meet your future buddy rubber boy!" Deadpool yelled as he ran after Rouge
"Wait for me! Goodbye you two! Stay out of trouble!" Naruto yelled dashing after them leaving Wanda and Mystique baffled at what was happening before their eyes.
"... should we help them?" Wanda asked Mystique who shook her head
"As interested as your father is in Joyboy for our cause we have to get back and report to him on our mission's success." Mystique told the Scarlet Witch.
"I understand but if father has an interest in him would it not be beneficial to make sure he is unharmed from whatever is attacking? Or to make sure he doesn't get himself killed?" Wanda pointed out
"…..a fair point. Very well. Let us go after them" Mystique said in acceptance as the two exited the cave following the sounds of the loud roar.
(With Laura)
Laura stood in front of the X Jet. Her claws out as what looked like a crimson red tyrannosaurus growled as it towered over her and the X jet
"I don't fear you beast!" Laura growled back a glare on her face as lightning shot from the sky
"Leave and you may be spared T rex" Ororo ordered floating above the jet, her eyes glowing white as a storm cloud flew above her.
The crimson T Rex roared back in a challenge. Unafraid
"Heh at least you're not a coward. I'll be sure to remember you after I take a claw as a trophy" Laura said as she readied herself for battle
"Laura Ororo we're here!" Rouge yelled as her and Naruto ran into the area with Deadpool close behind
"Oh god not you" Laura said scowling as she spotted Deadpool
"Hey if it Ain't my Favorite niece from Logan's many, many spawn! How's the rest of his kids?" Deadpool asked
"Whats going- A T Rex?! Dibs on fighting it!" Naruto yelled before stretching his arms back "gum gum bazooka!!" Naruto yelled, slamming his palms into the red T rex's body and sending it skidding across the ground.
"Hey he's my prey whiskers!" Laura yelled
"Too slow mini Logan! Devil Dinosaur vs Joyboy! Fight!" Deadpool yelled as he waved his hands In the air
Naruto smirked as the now named devil dinosaur stood up and roared at Naruto not deterred from his attack
"Heh devil dinosaur eh? You would make an awesome pet" Naruto said as he cracked his knuckles
Devil Dinosaur snarled as his attention turned to this newcomer. Roaring at Naruto before he charged at him.
Naruto smirked as he coated his fist in armament haki "Oh this is gonna be fun. Gum gum red hawk!" Naruto yelled, sending a fire fist at the dinosaur who, to Naruto's surprise, took the hit without issue. The T rex just continued to charge at Naruto
"He can tank a red hawk?! Awesome!!" Naruto laughed as he leapt into the air to avoid a bite from the beast. "Missed me!" Naruto laughed pulling his eyelid down making a face at the T Rex.
Devil dinosaur growled at this before he stomped his feet in anger before charging at Naruto again
"Same trick didn't work before dud-whoa!!
This time when the T Rex got close however he stopped and swung his tail at Naruto who took the hit and was sent flying into a tree which he bounced off of.
This caused devil dinosaur to tilt his head in confusion seeing this as he had expected this to hurt the human
"Sorry buddy. Everything is made of rubber" Naruto chuckled seeing the confusion
"And before your two future squeezes that just joined us ask. Yes. Yes it is" Wade said as Mystique and Wanda arrived to watch the fight.
"The hell are you on about?" Mystique asked Wade in irritation
"Hey quit stealing my line you bastard!" Naruto yelled at Wade…..before Devil dinosaur chomped down on him causing his legs to stuck out of his mouth which started to kick in a panic
"Mrrrrrraaaahhhh!!!" The muffled screams of Naruto echoed
"Should we stop this?" Wanda asked genuinely concerned
"Let me out damn it!" Naruto yelled in a panic as he unleashed some conquerors haki at the Devil Dinosaur.
Devil Dinosaur froze suddenly as Naruto pushed himself out of the T Rex's mouth and landed on his feet.
"Alright let's settle this once and for all. Gear thir- huh?"
But he paused as the t Rex sat down and looked at Naruto curiously and started to sniff him before it grinned and licked him.
"Ahahaha! I guess my conqueror's haki made you submit! Yes this is awesome!" Naruto yelled in glee
"... did he just-" Laura asked wide eyed before Wade cut her off
"Your future boy toy just tamed a T Rex." Wade said as if he were talking about The weather
"... I don't even have words on this" Ororo said with a flat tone as devil dinosaur let Naruto sit on his head as he stood back up
"I'm the lord of the savage lands now!" Naruto yelled with a smile. His fists raised in victory as the T Rex roared loudly
"You still can't keep him" Rogue said flatly
"Oh come on!" Naruto yelled as he pouted while devil dinosaur looked sad
"You got a way to shrink him down?" Rogue asked rhetorically
"Well I could ask Hank I suppose but pretty sure he hates me" Naruto admitted
"You do leave that impression on people" Laura snarked
"And this is pre yellow jacket just wait rubber boy" Wade said with a snicker
"Anyways regardless of this new….. friend of yours…. We still have other missions to do here such as finding the wing to the x jet and the fantastic Four. Remember?" Ororo reminded "though I see you also brought along some of Magneto's followers" Ororo said as her gaze locked onto Mystique and Wanda
"If we wished to harm any of you we would've done so already" Mystique pointed out
"We aren't here to fight you. We have no quarrel with any of you" Wanda said holding up a hand
"Yeah if they did she could just erase you all basically. She's op as fuck remember?" Wade pointed out
"Look let's just agree that the Savage Land is a neutral zone, let's just focus on finding the fantastic four and the wing" Naruto said as he jumped down from devil dinosaurs head
"Whatever keeps her away from me" Rogue said scowling at Mystique
"Ooooo mommy issues nyuk nyuk- ow!" Wade was saying before Laura stabbed him in the stomach. "My stomach! The enchiladas sleep there!" Wade yelled in a panic
"Why is he here?" Ororo asked Wanda already feeling a headache coming on
"We've been asking that same question since he showed up" Mystique informed her
"Well then. Naruto why don't you and your new friend go try and find the Fantastic four?" Ororo suggested
"Ok anyone want to tag along?" Naruto asked before…..
"Step On it Whiskers!" Deadpool yelled after teleporting onto the back of Devil Dinosaur
"... anybody else? Please?" Naruto asked as he looked at the others desperately
"Well we'd all love to but we have a thing. right ladies?" Wanda asked as she walked away suddenly
"Yes we all have a thing!" Rogue yelled following after
"There is no thing" Laura said flatly as she walked away along with Mystique and Storm
"So which of them are you gonna have a lemon with first? Or wait, is it gonna be Wasp. Oh maybe it's Enchantress. She's already halfway to yandere for you" Wade rambled
"If you're gonna help, will you please make some semblance of sense?" Naruto asked as he jumped onto devil dinosaurs head before he walked into the forest
"I make perfect sense to them. You just can't read the fic we're in" Wade yelled gesturing to nothing
"... this is gonna be a long trip" Naruto groaned as they traversed the forest.
(Mountain top)
After a rather quick trek up the mountain via T Rex, Naruto and Wade stood on the edge of a cliff of the mountain where the waterfall was.
"Ok this is a good place to look for any sign of the fantastic four" Naruto said as he glanced over the edge
"I see em!" Wade yelled holding his hands in front of his face like a telescope
"... how?" Naruto asked confused as he looked at the mad merc
"You don't see em with your observation Haki? They're right there" Deadpool pointed in a direction
"How the hell do you know about that?" Naruto asked as he raised an eyebrow
"Oh well the thing is …. Distraction shove!" Wade yelled before shoving Naruto off the cliff to the water below
"You're so fucking deeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaddddddddd!!" Naruto yelled as he fell to the water pool below
"Phew. Author-sama would've killed me if I gave the game away" Deadpool said before turning around to see Devil Dinosaur glaring at him
"Ummm I'll give you a taco if you forget you saw that?" Wade asked hopefully holding up a taco
Devil Dinosaur just growled at this before he turned and smacked him with his tail sending him over the cliffside
"I Regreeetttt nothiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!" Wade yelled before falling to the trees below
(With Naruto)
SPLASH!
"Agh!!! Dammit Wade! I'm kicking in your junk again for this!" Naruto yelled after resurfacing from the water "alright now where…… am….. I?" Naruto asked before his eyes widened as he realized he wasn't alone in the water.
Standing before him was a beautiful blonde woman. Completely nude staring right at him with wide eyes. Her breasts on full display as she was rinsing herself under the waterfall
"Uhhhhhhhhhh" Naruto's brain fizzled a bit before reality caught up to him and he immediately turned around "I'm sorry miss!!! I wasn't trying to peek or anything!!" He yelled in a panic
The woman quickly turned invisible at this "it's fine I saw you fall from above are you ok?" she asked as the water moved as she made her way over to some clothes where she reappeared and started to change
"Yeah I'm fine. Benefits to my body is fall damage isn't really a thing for me. Still I'm sorry I was looking for some people when this asshole-" Naruto was saying before Wade cut him off
"Gah! Your pet sucks whiskers! I have branches in my ass- Hello penthouse Forum! Nice rack Sue!" Deadpool yelled as he dropped out of a tree next to the woman before he saw her and gave a thumbs Up at the woman who was still getting dressed
"Deadpool. I take it you pushed him?" Sue glared as she covered herself
"Yuppers. I figured it'd be funny and a set up for some future moments between you two" Wade admitted
"Susie are you done yet? We need to make a plan to- oi! What are you doing here you little shit stain?!" Ben was asking as he entered the area before he paused and glared at Deadpool after spotting him "oh I'm gonna clobber you for this one Wade!" Ben growled before seeing Naruto in the water "and now you've got a croney peeking on women?! You're both dead!" Ben yelled as he punched his palm
"Ben calm down. The blonde one was forced by Wade into this situation. He's innocent" Sue told him
"... can I still clobber him then?" Ben asked gesturing to Wade
"He pushed me down here so go nuts big guy. Hell I'll restrain him for you." Naruto said as he gave Wade a vindictive grin as his arm stretched and wrapped around Wade
"You suck!" Wade yelled while Sue and Ben looked at Naruto with wide eyes
"Hey what's all the commo…..tion" Johnny said as he came by to check on his sister holding his asleep infant nephew before his eyes widened at the sight of Naruto's stretched arm around Wade
"Huh what's wrong?" Naruto asked confused on the wide eyed looks
"You have R-Reed's powers" Sue stammered out in shock
"Huh? Oh no I'm not exactly like Mr Fantastic. I'm Naruro Uzumaki. Folks call me Joyboy" Naruto greeted
"Joyboy? Oh you're the newbie Stark recruited to his team. Huh didn't know you had powers like Reed" Ben said as his eyes took on a sad glint
"I think our powers are a bit different to be honest but I can see the confusion. Um I don't want to bring up anything unpleasant but I know Tony was trying to contact him about this negative zone prison thing. Is he alright?" Naruto asked seeing how they looked with Reed being mentioned as he could tell something was up but didn't want to assume
"Oh stretch man? Yeah he's dead." Wade said nonchalantly before Ben punched him in the face
"Show some tact you insensitive prick!" Ben growled out with a furious glare as Sue looked on the brink of tears
"Noted!" Wade groaned as he gave a shaky thumbs up after Naruto unwrapped his arm from around the mercenary
"I'm so sorry. I had no idea" Naruto told them as he genuinely didn't know
"Not your fault. It was only 3 days ago when he was murdered" Sue told him as she wiped a tear away and took a breath to calm herself. She couldn't afford to break down. Not now. Not in this god forsaken jungle. She had a baby to take care of dammit.
"So what happened if I may ask?" Naruto asked Johnny as he handed Franklin to Sue as she came out fully dressed in her fantastic four suit
"Sue take Franklin for a minute while Ben and I talk to the rookie" Johnny told his sister as she nodded and walked away with her child
"Rookie? I'll have you know I'm- not the time and place Naruto. Save it for later" Naruto sighed before looking at Johnny and Ben with full attention.
"We were in the Baxter building after Stark contacted Reed about the negative zone prison. He had just finished the damn thing and was showing us how it worked when a crap ton of DoomBots showed up and blasted into the building. Apparently Reed, Sue, and Franklin were the objective for capture. They knocked me and Rock skin over here out before kidnapping them. When we came to, we took one of our jets to Latveria to rescue them. We landed, busted into his damn castle, and freed the three of them. Apparently the crazy doctor was trying to mind wipe my sister for a wedding and kill Reed and Franklin as part of the ceremony" Johnny explained with a scowl
"And after fighting our way back to our ship Doom himself decided to attack us and we would have all been killed if it wasn't for Reed giving us time to escape. He played on Victor's obsession with defeating him and his jealousy to him to distract him as we took off. In a rage Doom negated Reed's power and strangled him to death. Because of that Reed bought us just enough time to escape. In the escape though some of Doom's doom bots attacked and damaged the ship. We got out before we flew to here so we could recuperate as our ship was never gonna make it back to New York" Ben explained
Naruto frowned at this as he had heard that Doom was one of the worst villains in the world but it was tough to fight him sense he was the leader of his own country
"Well you're lucky that my buddy Logan's frat house got your distress signal and decided to bring the dinosaur Tamer here with them. Now can we go? I'm bored!" Wade yelled
"... how are any of these people friends with you?" Naruto asked Wade
"I'm gonna guess a mix of stockholm syndrome and pity" Johnny said as he rubbed his forehead
"Also making a lot of assumptions here. I ain't friends with that moron" Ben said pointing at Wade
"Yeah well I'm here rocky so you can either accept my help or go all land of the lost and start living off the land! More than you already do I mean stone skin" Wade yelled at him…. Before he was punched.. again… by an angry Benn Grimm
"Actually while we're here you two didn't happen to see a random wing from a Black Bird jet did you?" Naruto asked the fantastic four members
"Actually we did" Johnny said as he snapped his fingers after a moment of thought
"Yay!" Wade yelled throwing his arms in the air while Naruto smiled
"But it was taken by a bunch of guys in uniform with a bunch of slave labor" Johnny informed
"Not yay!" Wade yelled as he threw his arms down at this
"Ok so we have our missing wing in the hands of most likely american government idiots that are enslaving the indigenous people here probably for some type of mining or resource gathering purposes? Did the UN just decide 'hey no one plunder this place' without any protocols in place?" Naruto asked baffled
"Name any human that can fight off giant lizards, mutants, t rexes, saber toothed Tigers, and the occasional mind controlling pteranodon and doing that all without any powers" Sue said as she came back to the group after going on a small walk with her son.
"... Chuck Norris?" Wade asked after a few moments of silence
Naruto slapped Wade in the back of the head at this
"Oi! That's abuse!" Wade yelled waking Franklin due to his Shout. Making the infant cry
"Nice job Wade" Johnny deadpanned
"That's gonna cost you tumor boy" Ben said as he punched his palm
"Oh c'mon! Is it abuse Wade day or some shit?" Wade groaned before Ben clobbered him
While Ben was beating the hell out of Wade Naruto approached Sue who was trying to calm the crying Franklin
"Hey little guy it's OK" Naruto said with a smile before he started making funny faces to soothe the boy. Such as stretching his tongue out of his mouth like snake and wiggling it around
Franklin soon stopped crying and started to laugh at this
"Impressive" Sue admitted with a small smile at this
"Gene Simmons would be proud" Wade said before Ben stomped his head into the ground
"Ok now that we have a heading on the wing we should find Devil and get back to the others so we can make a plan." Naruto said as he looked at Wade seeing as he saw him last
"If you're looking for that drama queen, he threw me off the cliff! Chances are he's still Up There" Wade said after pulling hisnhead from the dirt
"Devil?" Johnny asked curiously raising an eyebrow at Naruto
Before Naruto could respond the trees started to shake and soon devil dinosaur poked his head out
"Oh Crap! Susie protect Frankie! I got this!" Ben yelled as Johnny ignited himself ready ready for a fight
"Relax, rubble boy he's tame." Wade said with a flat tone as devil dinosaur started to sniff Naruto happily and then lick him
"Good to see you boy" Naruto said with a smile as he patted the crimson T rex on the head
"... say what?" Johnny asked with wide eyes as he turned off his fire
"I've now seen everything." Ben said as he shook his head at this
"Alright D D can you give us all a lift back to the XJet?" Naruto asked the dinosaur who nodded and bent forward
"and stay out of my laboratory!" Wade yelled with a whiny tone of voice
"Do you have an off button?" Ben asked with a groan at Wade's joke
"It's next to my prostate. Or is that the on button?" Wade asked thinking about this
"Just for that you're walking" Naruto said as he helped Sue and Franklin onto the giant T rex
"Oh darn if only I could teleport…. Oh wait" Wade yelled and suddenly disappeared in a flash of blue light
"Oh blissful silence" Ben sighed out as Deadpool disappeared
"Let's go before he teleports back to us" Sue said
(Later back at the X Jet)
"Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!" Wade yelled tapping out while being choked by Mystique's legs on the ground
"Hey we're back!" Naruto yelled as they approached
"Whiskers! Call her off! This isn't how I'm supposed to die- wait a minute I'm in between her thick thighs………OK keep going" Wade said before Mystique immediately let go of him
"Ewwww I need a shower after that" Mystique said shuddering in disgust
"Oh c'mon! I was just getting into it!" Wade groaned
"Wade stop being a moron for 5 minutes while I tell them that they failed in taking out all of stryker's men" Naruto said as he helped Sue down from devil dinosaur
"What do you mean?" Wanda asked her attention fully on the rubber man
"He means you and the sexy, leggy smurf there didn't find them all. Now they've got slaves working for them or something. I'm sure the benefits are good though" Wade said as he got up off the ground
"... yeah anyways they also have our wing to the jet. So who wants to join me in whooping some government agent ass?" Naruto asked
"Do you need them dead or alive?" Laura asked wanda and Mystique
"Father said either option" Wanda admitted
"Dead it is" Laura said as her claws came out of her hands showing she was in
"It's our mission so we'll of course go" Mystique said nodding to herself and Wanda
"I'm gonna opt out. I'll hang out around here. Work on my tan" Wade said before he laid down again. Fully clothed in his jumpsuit.
"If you want a ride out of here your gonna help Wade" Ororo ordered as she gave Wade a look of annoyance
"You suck just like your catwoman movie!" Wade groaned out
"Anyone else?" Naruto asked
"I would offer my assistance but with Franklin-" sue was saying before Naruto waved a hand with a smile
"No problem Sue you can stay here" Naruto said as he understood
"Someone should stay with her though just in case" Ben said firmly
"Of course. We're here to rescue you all after all. You, her, franklin, and Johnny can stay here" Ororo told them
"No problem, hey DD anyone but us shows up, go nuts just don't hurt the jet, or anyone who stays behind" Naruto said to the devil dinosaur who nodded "good. Ororo Rogue how about you two?" Naruto asked
"I should stay behind" Ororo said as she should stay to protect the jet with her powers
"I'm gonna stay here. Just be careful around my adopted mother there suga" Rogue said glaring at Mystique
"I'll hang here. Need to watch my nephew and sis after all" Johnny said as he nodded at Ben
"I'm coming with you rubber boy. I'm gonna show those idiot soldiers it's clobbering time" Ben said firmly
"Ok it's me, Laura, Wanda, mystique, Wade and the big guy" Naruto said as he looked at his small team "This'll be fun!" Naruto grinned
"We should move now then. The sooner this is taken care of the faster we may all leave this place" Mystique said as she nodded at Naruto while ignoring Rogue's glare. Though Naruto noted a hint of sadness in her eyes as she did so.
"Good point. Let's go" Naruto ordered as the 6 people marched through the forest to find these
"…….so who wants to hear a show tune to pass the time? The phantom of the opera- ow!" Wade was singing before Laura stabbed him in the head "oh how you wound me my favorite niece!" Wade cried out
"This is gonna be a long walk" Ben said as he already felt a headache coming on
(One hour later)
"And that's why the road runner is actually a god" Deadpool said as they walked up a mountain side
"eh Tom and Jerry is better" Naruto said as he shrugged
"Heresy from you toonforce boy!" Wade yelled as he pointed at Naruto dramatically
"Huh?" Naruto asked as he tilted his head in confusion
"What?" Wade asked tilting his own head as they approached the top of the cliffside
"I have a visual of their camp. Grimm silence the detriment to this team" Mystique said as she looked over the campsite with Her binoculars
"Normally I Don't like being bossed around but in this case I'll make an exception" Ben said smirking as he wrapped his hand around Wade's mouth silencing him
"What do you see?" Laura asked as she and Naruto knelt down next to her as they had ways to analyze as well.
"They seem to have at least a several dozen slaves in lock up and from what I see of their equipment they are forced labor for mining." Mystique said as she looked down at the camp with her binoculars
"Soldiers look to be about thirty five. Scattered about. Five however are guarding the slaves." Naruto said using his observation haki to scan as well
"I smell gunpowder. My guess is dynamite. And a lot of it" Laura said taking a few sniffs with her heightened sense of smell
"Impressive" Mystique said as she gazed at the two. Rather astonished by their surveillance abilities.
"So what's the plan, rubber boy?" Ben asked as he kept his hand around Wade's mouth as the merc with a mouth struggled to get out of the Thing's grip.
"Ok here's what I'm thinking. Laura and you charge the front gates to get guards sent towards you to draw their fire. Wanda and Wade light the dynamite up to cause even more chaos as they struggle to stop the explosions." Naruto started to explain
Wade started to clap at this but Mystique grabbed his hands so he would be quiet "and you and myself?" She asked
"We free the slaves. You're good at espionage but I can tank hits that you can't if you're caught. After they're all freed we join the fun and take out any remaining guards assuming Badger here hasn't slaughtered them all" Naruto said gesturing to Laura who slapped him on the back of the head
"When you cut the power to their mutant power dampeners they can help us fight back as well" Wanda said as she pointed at what looked like a portable power generator in the camp down below
"Easy enough. Wade you take out their power generator and you get a ride out of here" Naruto told him to which the response was Wade trying to say something but couldn't due to Ben's grip
"Ok we all have our assignments. Wade your with me" Wanda said as she made a zipping motion while Ben let Wade go
"No talking? Well I guess I can do that………. So did Magneto pay for implants for you?" He asked the Scarlet Witch
Wanda just sighed at this as she and Wade snuck down to the base in the back way with Naruto and Mystique while Ben and Laura took the front. All while Wade hummed the James Bond theme.
"I am going to kill him" Wanda muttered in irritation as her eyebrow twitched
"Easy we just gotta take down these morons and you're done with him. Besides a pretty girl like you shouldn't let her anger control her" Naruto told her with a smile as they hid behind a crate
"Quit being a simp I spy some dynamite" Wade whispered as he pointed to the crate they were in front of. Labeled Dynamite
"Ok. You two get ready to light it up. The blue skinned Bombshell and I got the slaves" Naruto
Mystique nodded as she followed Naruto as they snuck along the back of the tents in the camp "bombshell?" Mystique asked with a smirk
"What? I can complement people. Though you could try being better with Rogue" Naruto whispered as they made their way to the back of the camp
Mystique flinched at this before she saw a guard inside of a tent on a computer. With a ring of keys around his waist. "A moment Joyboy. I'll handle this" Mystique told him as she shapeshifted into the guard and approached from behind
Naruto nodded as he watched this though he paused as his observation haki alerted him of something and when he looked at the nearby cages he saw some of the guards dragging out what looked like a few injured slaves and yelling at them
"I said get moving freak!" one of the soldiers yelled as he pointed his gun at one of them. An older man on the ground with an injured leg
"Please sir! My father is greatly injured!" A woman pleaded
"If he can't work he's not worth keeping alive." The soldier told them as he cocked his rifle
The other slaves screamed at this as the soldier aimed his gun at the man before
POW!
A stretching fist slammed into the soldier's face sending him flying into a tree. And knocking over the tree. Onto a bunch of tents
"N-Nika?" the old slave asked as Naruto retracted his fist
"Nika? Name's Naruto ojisan." Naruto said with a head tilt confused on the name
"Die you freak!" one of the soldiers yelled as he ran at Naruto with a dagger
Before Naruto moved to the side and uppercut him sending him flying before he spun around and swung his leg at some charging soldiers slamming his stretching leg into the soldiers knocking them over
"Gum gum battle axe!" Naruto yelled as Mystique returned turning back to her normal self
"You couldn't wait to make a fuss?" Mystique asked as she started to unlock the cages
"Hey they needed help and they needed it now" Naruto said as he was shot in the back and the bullet just bounced off him by a downed soldier Which knocked his gun away
Who Mystique walked over to and stomped his throat in
"The warrior of liberation ! He has returned!" The woman yelled in shock as the slaves all
"He has returned! Our lord and savior!" Another slave yelled before they started blowing to Naruto
"Um" Naruto was very, very confused
"He has returned and he has brought along a blue skinned goddess!" A slave yelled bowing
Before Mystique could respond to this a explosion was heard along with several soldiers screaming
and suddenly a yell was herd as a charred black Wade fell out of the sky nearby
"Oi rubber boy! Blue Babe! Free the slaves and help us out! One of them stole my swords!" Wade yelled as he got up and started to shake Naruto by his shoulders as what looked like several soldiers in big mech suits started to approach. One of which held two swords in its claws
"Right right. mystique wade get them to safety Hey! Big guy you want to pick on someone pick on me! Naruto yelled as he pumped some blood into his body and switched to gear second
"I feel like you may need third or Fourth gear for these things" Wade said as the slaves all took cover
"Oh please This'll be ea- wait I don't have a fourth gear….. hmmm" Naruto started to think to himself
"Mechs first. New attacks later" Mystique deadpanned
"Come here monkey boy!" the mech soldier who had Deadpool's swords yelled as he swung his metal claw at Naruto. Who dodged it with pure speed
"oook! oook!" Naruto yelled chattering like a monkey before he jumped on the front of the mech and started to scratch at the soldiers face
"Ah! Get him off! My warranty doesn't cover freaks!" The soldier yelled
This got laughs from the slaves as Naruto jumped back from the soldier
"Gum gum Jet Gatling!!!" Naruto yelled as He sent a barrage of invisible punches at the Mech. Decimating the soldiers mechs armor and making it release Deadpool's swords
"Yo Wade! Got you your swords back!" Naruto yelled tossing them to the merc
"Thanks whiskers! Oh butter and I can't believe it's not butter! Daddy missed you! Shh shh! It's okay! Daddy has you again!" Wade said cradling his swords while Mystique just watched deadpanned
"Here come some more" Mystique said as what looked like a dozen soldiers approached
"Alright, guess I'm doing this." Naruto said before he exited gear two and placed his thumb in his mouth "gear Third!" Naruto he said with a grin
But before he could do anything the soldiers all stopped in place as what looked like red mist was around them before the soldiers were all thrown roughly slamming into the trees and rocks with crunches
"You will not harm them!" Wanda yelled as she descended from the sky in front of Naruto and Mystique
"……wow" Naruto said as he took his thumb out of his mouth
"Thumb sucking isn't attractive whiskers they have therapy for that" Wade said as he patted Naruto on the head
"Oh I know you're not telling me I need therapy! You of all people!" Naruto yelled as he slapped Wade's hand away
"Hey I'll have you know I happen to be a very impressive, unlicensed Therapist!" Deadpool yelled
"I would rather train with my mom again!" Naruto yelled at the mad merc
"So is that everyone?" A blood covered Laura asked as she and Ben walked over to the group
"Yeah. Unless we have some final boss moment for Whiskers to use Gear third and impress his future ladies" Wade said as if talking about the weather
Suddenly they heard a roar and what looked like a green pteranodon flew down from the sky.
"Finally! I've been hunting you fools for so long! And now your life force shall belong to the great Sauron!" The pteranodon yelled causing the now freed slaves to cower in fear
"Oh good I was hoping to meet you!" Naruto cheered out with a smile
"Oh? And why Is that Child? Submitting yourself in the hopes of surviving?" Sauron asked as he observed Naruto
"Nah I just want to do something Gandalf couldn't and whoop your ass! Gear third!" Naruto yelled as he blew into his thumb
"Whatever you are doing will be of little consequence-" Sauron was saying
"Take cover perry!" Wade yelled as he waved a sign in the air that said the secret word is gum
This got a snort from Ben as he shook hisbhead
"Arm of the Giant!" Naruto yelled before Slamming his massive palm onto Sauron with a resounding slap, slamming him into the ground and shaking the forest around them "ha! Take that! Dark lord my ass! Now Where's Morgoth! He's next!" Naruto yelled laughing as he shrunk down to his chibi form
"You seeing this? Why's he tiny?" Ben asked wide eyed
"You think this is ridiculous? Ha! just wait! gahahahahaha!" Wade asked before he started to laugh
"He's so adorable!" Wanda yelled getting looks from everyone
Mystique gazed at Naruto in this form silently. "... cute" She said lowly
"I'll be like this for a bit" Naruto said with a smile before he found himself picked up by Mystique "... I can still walk you know" Naruto told her
"With those short legs you'd slow us down" Mystique told him simply
"I'd say you need an adult but she is an adult whiskers!" Wade yelled laughing
"Me and killer here found the wing so we can leave at any time I just need to haul it back" Ben said as he gestured to Laura who was growling at Mystique
"Guess I need to say goodbye to D D then" Naruto sighed sadly
"It's a dinosaur so yes. We can't take him from these lands" Laura told him
"I know. I wish we could though" Naruto sighed out as they trekked back to the X Jet
(X jet)
"... why is rubber boy tiny?" Johnny asked the very first question on his mind.
"I used up a lot of power from a technique. I'll probably like this for a little longer" Naruto admitted as Mystique set him down
"... adorable" Sue muttered under her breath
"We have the wing. So we can blow this place" Ben said handing the wing to Storm
"Excellent. I'll make the repairs and we can leave these lands within the hour" Ororo informed
Naruto took this opportunity to walk over to the Devil Dinosaur
"Well D D. This has been fun. And I wish I could take you with us. But I can't. I'm sorry buddy" Naruto said as he turned back into his normal size and approached the t rex patting it on the head
Devil dinosaur frowned at this before he grabbed at Naruto with his short arms
"I'll miss you buddy!" Naruto yelled out crying while the crimson T Rex also cried
"It's so sad!!" Wade yelled blowing into a tissue through his mask
"Now go on buddy. Make this place your own!" Naruto told the Devil Dinosaur as they seperated and after a few moments the red dinosaur ran off into the forest
(on a cliffside )
unseen to the group of heros on a nearby cliffside Agoura was watching them as they started to fix the X jet
"So my beloved wants this creature as a pet? Very well then" Enchantress grinned as she followed the red Dinosaur after the emotional goodbye "he will have his pet then as a gift from me" Amora said with a smile as she made magic appear around her as her and unknown to the hero's Devil dinosaur disappear
(A day later. back at Avengers tower)
Hey, I'm back! Naruto yelled as he walked into the meeting room where Steve Tony and Hank were looking at the holographic display
"Welcome back, are you doing better after your break?" Steve asked curiously
"Yea im fine now don't 'worry I'm not gonna let a hiccup helping one person get me down I'm gonna keep going Naruto said with a smile at this
"Good to know whiskers, while you were gone a miss walters came by with info about your case jarvis has the info" Tony said as he looked at Naruto
"Oh? good news I hope" Naruto said with a smile
"I do believe miss walters and Mr Murdock was able to talk Mr Kelly down and make it so that you just have to do community service for the next year" Jarvis voice said while Tony handed him some paperwork
"Community service? I'll take it" Naruto said as it could've been way worse
"Any idea what your community service is?""Hank asked as he hoped it was something that would teach Naruto some discipline
Naruto looked over some of the paperwork "looks like I'll be working at some place called F.E.A.S.T." he said with a grin seeing that apparently it did a lot to help people in the city
"Ah the homeless shelter. Yeah that's actually perfect for you considering you know how to cook and love to make people laugh" Tony said with a smirk
"Um Sir there's something that just appeared on our front lawn from a green portal" Jarvis said
"A portal? Avengers assemble!" Tony yelled out as he sent out the alert
"What is it?" Hank asked curiously
Before anyone could answer they all heard a roar which was very familiar to Naruto
"It appears to be a giant Crimson Tyrannosaurus Rex which seems to be agitated by Mr Thor who has just arrived along with miss Wasp" Jarvis said nonchalantly getting looks of surprise from everyone
"Shit!" Naruto Immediately ran outside the mansion seeing Thor about to clash with devil dinosaur"Stop!!!" Naruto yelled Jumping in front of the T Rex
"Joyboy get back this beast is-" Thor was saying before….
"Devil Dinosaur tackled Naruto to the ground and started to lick him his tail wagging happily to the surprise of the assembled heroes
"... is this normal on Midgard?" Thor asked Janet
"Uh no.. Naruto what's going on?" Janet asked her laughing friend who was being licked by the T rex
"My friend from the savage lands is here! Somehow!" Naruto laughed out "he can be my pet!"
This got stunned looks from everyone as the dinosaur stood up and looked at everyone curiously
"Whiskers I am not cleaning up after him" Tony deadpanned
"This is a terrible idea!" Hank yelled out as devil dinosaur walked over to a tree and sniffed it before quickly turning and knocking it over with his tail
"Hank's right on this one Naruto. This is a bad idea" Janet admitted
"why not? he listens to me thanks to my conqueror's haki" Naruto said as he looked at the team
"Wait, you actually tamed a T rex?" Tony asked baffled
"Yup" Naruto said as he smiled
"... I need a damn drink" Tony sighed as he went inside the mansion
"Well if nothing else villains won't try anything at our base anymore" Steve said with a chuckle as devil dinosaur sniffed him
"...you're going tell me everything that happened on your break" Janet told Naruto firmly
"Would you believe I befriended Deadpool?" Naruto asked with a grin
This got groans from everyone but Steve and Thor
"I'll let you keep the T rex if you promise never to let Deadpool in the mansion!" Tony yelled
"Seconded!" Hank agreed
"Done DD if you see Wade here at the Mansion. You can use him as a chew toy" Naruto told the T Rex
Devil dinosaur smiled at this and nodded at this
"... so you not gonna tell the auburn hottie about how you saw The invisible woman in the buff?!" Deadpool's voice yelled from a tree
"He's here!" Tony yelled out in a panic
"Lock down the mansion!" Hank yelled out in a panic
"Gah! sic him DD!" Naruto yelled as the Devil Dinosaur ran after the merc with a mouth who ran off like a bat out of hell "it was worth it!!!!!"
"... You saw what now?" Janet asked with an icy glare
"...sorry Janet I need to get the address for F.E.A.S.T. for my community service, Later!" Naruto yelled as he took off after his new pet
"Get back here!" Janet yelled as she flew after him