Opening by neostardustdragon101
We pass by the city of new your all seems calm as a dark gray sky hangs over the city. Suddenly an explosion erupts from around the city causing the people to run and scream in the chaos as Hydra Bots slither through the streets firing off energy beams. Moving over towards a tower Tony Stark watches on.
Our world's about to break,
Tormented and attacked
Bruce Banner's eyes turn green as he tears through his clothing transforming into the Hulk as he lets out a rage filled roar.
Lost from when we wake,
With no way to go back.
A photo of Captain America is shown before color fills it and Cap holds up his shield.
I'm standing on my own,
but now I'm not alone.
Storm clouds roar as thunder strikes and Thor soars through the sky holding up mjolnir
Naruto stands atop a skyscraper overlooking the city smirking.
Too small to turn the tide
Too stubborn to give in
Tony stands in the center of his armory, his armor parts moving around as he begins to suit up with screens displaying the various heroes and villains. They soon vanish and his Iron Man helmet comes down and his eyes light up.
There's no one left to trust
It all comes down to us
Pushed by pain and pride
To face these fears and win
Naruto throws a punch knocking away several Hydra Soldiers while Wasp comes in from the sky firing bolts at them. Antman smashes his fist down on the Hydrabot while Hulk jumps down swinging it by its tentacle crashing into a building. Thor holds up his hammer unleashing lighting down upon his enemies while Captain America tossed his shield knocking away his enemies
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Always, we will fight as one, 'til the battle's won,
An explosion erupted as the dust clears as the Avengers stand side by side.
With evil on the run, we'll never come undone.
Assembled we are strong, forever fight as one!
(2 weeks after Gamma World. Baxter Building)
A couple of weeks had passed since the events of Gamma World in Las Vegas. For most of the Avengers, life had returned to some normalcy as the team reintegrated The Hulk into the group as well as showing around and briefing and testing Clint Barton aka Hawkeye, their newest recruit.
While normalcy had returned for some. For Naruto it did not. After all, his hidden village's secrets were shown publicly to the world by a crazed, big headed, gamma telepath. And now because of that he was being hounded by reporters and journalists who wanted to get an exclusive report about his village's secrets. Which he had been avoiding like the plague.
Naruto had just arrived at the Baxter building with Jennifer who was in her regular form and wearing a rain jacket and hat while Ben was…..
"I said no press on the premises you bunch of losers!" Ben was heard yelling at the reporters who were trying to enter to follow Naruto and Jennifer inside
"We saw Joyboy enter! We demand to speak with him!" a reporter was heard yelling
"Get off our property! Don't make me call the cops you morons!" Ben yelled
"We refuse to leave until we see Joyboy!" The same reporter yelled
"Ok I'm starting to get annoyed" Jennifer said as she took of her rain hat and glared at the reporters as her eyes slightly turned green
"just let Ben handle this please" Naruto begged her
"... fine. For you I will" Jennifer said as she sighed
"And if you don't leave in 10 minutes I'm calling the cops!" Ben yelled out once more before slamming the door "jeez kid i don't think I've ever seen that many reporters on the lawn"
"Well he is the Japanese equivalent of a wakandan prince or Genoshan royal family like Pietro Maximoff" Johnny said as he came into the lobby
"I'm not here to talk about how my social life is dead." Naruto said as he sighed at the fact that he couldn't leave the mansion anymore without getting swarmed by the press asking questions
"Ok ok what you need kid?" Ben said as he chuckled
"A couple things actually. Tony sent me to see the progress on the negative zone prison" Naruto explained
"Why would Stark send you?" Johnny asked as while he liked Naruto he didn't see him as an expert with this kind of thing
"Because I was gonna come here for another reason and Tony is passing the buck to me so he can take Pepper to little Italy" Naruto informed them with a smirk
"And what's the other reason? Ben asked curiously
"That would be me rocky" Jennifer said with a small wave and a smile
"We wanted to put her new powers to the test" Naruto explained
"Powers?" Johnny asked as he looked at Jennifer
Jennifer smiled at this before she suddenly grew taller and her skin turned green becoming the She Hulk once more before their eyes
"Hello nurse!" Johnny yelled as he looked at Jennifer and smiled as he checked her out
"Not interested flame boy. The only guy I'll let take this body for a ride is the rubber man beside me" Jennifer said pointing at Naruto
"... you lucky bastard" Johnny grumbled out
"Anyway I heard you guys were looking to add another hero to the team and I wanted to ask Susan if she could do me a favor. Even if you don't decide take her on the team I'd still be grateful for the chance to at least test her powers" Naruto said as he looked at Ben
"Well we already have a muscle head on the team so unless she has other skills- " Johnny was saying
"I'm a top rate lawyer and I heard you guys have had some legal problems due to the unfortunate of Dr Richards in regards to investors and inventions" Jennifer said with a professional tone
"Oh? That's wonderful" Susan said as she came out of the elevator and into the lobby
"Where's Frankie Susie?" Ben asked curiously
"I got him down for a nap since the reporters finally left" she said with a sigh as that had taken a while due to those parasites yelling and screaming for an interview
"Sorry about that" Naruto said with a wince feeling guilty
"It's quite alright you can tell Tony the prison is all set and if Miss Walter's wants to join the team I can see her joining us here. It would be nice to have another female on the team after all." Susan said with a smile at Jennifer
"If Susie's on board with it then I don't got any problems with it. We'll just need to test her and make her prove she's up to snuff" Ben said crossing his rocky arms over his chest
"Looking forward to it bulky" Jennifer smirked
"Perfect. Thank you Dr Richards" Naruto said with a smile before Susan winced a bit
"Just Sue is fine. Please" Susan told him as that title felt a bit painful given her husband having the same title
"Oh sorry Sue" Naruto apologized with a bow
"It's quite alright now why don't you relax with Ben and Johnny a bit while me and Jennifer head up to the training area" Susan told Naruto
"Sure thing. I don't exactly want to deal with the vultures on the street anytime soon. It'll be nice to rest" Naruto admitted as he needed a break from the crap with his village reveal
"Understandable. Let's head up then Jennifer" Susan told the gammazon
"Sounds good to me. See you later stud" Jennifer told him with a sensual smirk and a wink as she walked away from Naruto with a slight sway in her hips which Naruto leered at
"... you are the luckiest bastard I have ever met" Johnny told him a bit jealous
"Can we please talk about something else?" Naruto begged
"Not sure what ya want to talk about. Everything we could talk about with ya is something ya don't want to talk about" Ben pointed out
"Ok well I could ask you guys questions or we can just chill and watch a podcast. I'm fine with anything at this point that doesn't involve reporters outside" Naruto said
"Works for me follow me to our pad whiskers "Johnny said as he led the way to the elevator
"I'll bring up some beers" Ben said as he went towards a large fridge
"I'll order pizza, you like three meat?" Johnny asked as he took out his cell phone
"Sounds good to me. So long as there's no pineapple on it I'll eat any pizza" Naruto told them
(later)
Later up in the penthouse Naruto Johnny and Ben were all watching TV while eating pizza and drinking beers
"Ah it's great to just relax. Have some time to yourself." Naruto sighed blissfully before the elevator door opened as Susan and Jennifer came inside "hey how'd the tests go?" Naruto asked curiously
"She needs some training but she has good instincts. I'm surprised Tony told her no to the avengers" Susan said
"He was worried I'd break his bed on a nightly basis" Jennifer said pointing at Naruto as if talking about the weather
"... thank you Jen" Naruto sighed at her forward attitude as She Hulk
"Oh you know you'd love it. Day and night taking a crack at this ass" Jennifer snickered getting blushes from Susan and Johnny at her forward speaking
Naruto ignored this as he turned the channel so he could find a distraction. And luckily he did in the form of a podcast being broadcast not just on a streaming service but also through a news outlet
"Welcome to Just the Facts with J Jonah Jameson. You're probably wondering why I'm not using my normal method of podcasting to my viewers but also broadcasting myself. Well it's because today I am not here to talk about that menace Spider-Man" An older man with gray hair and a mustache was saying
"Huh he's not gonna bash spidey? This'll be interesting" Johnny said as he was friends with the arachnid superhero so this was a bit of a shock
"What I will be talking about today is the freak of nature of the Avengers Joyboy! And his hidden village of power having freaks like him!" Jonah yelled
"Ah crap" Ben sighed looking towards Naruto who's eye was twitching
"But I am not a man in an echo chamber let's take some calls! you're on the air!" Jonah said as he looked at the stage hand
"Uh yea I don't see why joyboy should be feared if he's on a team like the avengers. I mean yeah he kept his village a secret but everyone's got skeletons in their closet" A female caller said
"Well now then whatever your name is" Jonah was saying but was cut off
"It's Becky" the caller said
"Didn't ask. You see it's quite simple much like how Spider-Man stopping crime brought in a bunch of freaks and superhumans to deal with him since he kept sticking his nose in every crime, JoyBoy's village is now gonna send reprisal after him and seeing as the Avengers are in New York we're all in danger from every freak from Japan that'll want his head!" Jonah said
"……well he's not wrong" Naruto said with a sigh at this
"and that's not Even scratching the surface of this character of a so-called hero. What with his copycat abilities of the late great Mr Fantastic"
"Hey! I can't help what powers I was born with!" Naruto yelled as he got up
"and how he attacked senator Robert Kelly in broad daylight over a disagreement" Jonah continued
"Disagreement my ass! I'd punch him again if he said those things again!" Naruto growled
"Not helping your case there" Ben deadpanned
"Not trying to" Naruro said as he listened for more
"But no his biggest sin is his playboy ways that Were broadcast for all to see during the gamma world incident. What with his apparent flirting with the green woman and his own teammate who even admitted on live tv he had several women interested in him" Jonah continued
"……well he's got you there whiskers" Jennifer said with a chuckle
"Wait where did he go?" Susan asked as she noticed Naruto was not in the room
he said he needed some air" Johnny said as he shrugged
"Let's take another call! You're on the air! Jonah yelled on the TV
"Listen up you Hitler stache looking bastard. I'm all for freedom of speech but I'll be damned if I'm gonna be insulted by a former desk jockey who thought he wrote gospel when in actuality you wrote mediocre, cash grab, tabloids that only idiots preached about." Naruto yelled loudly on the air
"Ah crap" Johnny sighed as everyone looked out at the balcony and saw Naruto on his cellphone
"you dare insult me you no good delinquent?! I have half a mind to sue you for your comments!" Jonah yelled
"Delinquent?! I'm in my 20s you try aging being made of rubber! Oh wait you can't you senile old fart! Let's cut this BS and face it the only claim to fame you have is hating Spider-man and getting a hard on because of it. Or can you even get hard anymore given your age? Say is that why your wife left you?" Naruto asked mockingly
"How dare you-" Jonah Was saying till Naruto cut him off
"Oh what's the matter? Can't take someone insulting you over the phone? You can dish it out but can't take it? Hey tell you what how about I stop by there and tell you in person" Naruto told him
"And you're done" Ben said cutting Naruto off and grabbing Naruto's phone out of his hand before looking at it "he's right though you suck" Ben said before hanging up
"That was probably a bad move" Susan said as she shook her head at Naruto
"Bah! I'm not scared of that pompous old windbag" Naruto said as he scoffed
"As you all heard I was insulted and threatened by New York's newest menace Joyboy. Normally such a thing would upset others but I, as a good and righteous man, shall turn the other cheek and not stoop to his level or get angry. Jared, where's my Coffee?! It better be in my hands in 5 minutes or you're fired!!" Jonah yelled out angrily to the side
"... still think I should be worried about him?" Naruto asked Susan sarcastically
Susan said nothing to this as she shook her head in defeat.
"Exactly! Victory for the rubber man!" Naruto cheered
(later)
After leaving Jennifer at the Baxter building Naruto was now using his rubber arms to swing and catapult around the city to avoid the people below. More specifically any reporters.
"Gotta admit that Spider guy makes this look easy - speaking of which" Naruto was saying to himself as he landed on a rooftop to catch his breath before he spotted said spider hero swinging in the distance
"I should go introduce myself… after I catch my breath" Naruto said before he heard yelling
"May Day!" Spiderman yelled as he swung overhead as he seemed to be connected by his Web to an old man that seemed to be wearing a mechanical vulture outfit
"Oh no! Flying geriatrics! I knew this day would come! Hang on dude!" Naruto yelled before catapulting himself after them
"Who are you calling old you -" the vulture man was saying as he turned his head to see Joyboy
"Gum gum catapult!" Naruto yelled as he slammed into the Vulture's side with his head causing him to slam into the side of a building and Spider Man to land on a pole nearby
"Uh….. thanks?" Spider-man said confused on what just happened
"No problem! Now I just need to hide the body" Naruto said as he grabbed the knocked out Vulture
"Please tell me your kidding? He's alive so I can just web him up for the police right?" Spider-man asked concerned
"Uh let me see. Hey old man! Your social security check is late! Kids use curse words! Today's music is awful!" Naruto said before he started to yell in to the Vulture's ear
Spider-man covered his mouth at this as he tried to not laugh at this and he was failing badly
"I blame the rap music" Vulture mumbled out in a daze before his eyes fully closed
"Oh good he's alive" Spider-man said relieved
"Good let's drop this geriatric bird brain off with the fuzz and let's go get a pizza. I heard this area has the best pizza in the city" Naruto said with a grin
"Do we drop him off with the cops or at a retirement home?" Spider-man asked with an audible smirk behind his mask
"Ha! You're officially my favorite hero to team up with after Wasp!" Naruto said with a grin. He liked this guy. He appreciated jokes dammit. That was hard to get with heroes today. Barring Deadpool.
"Hey I heard my name!" Wade yelled teleporting onto the rooftop
"Run away!" Naruto yelled as he jumped off the rooftop with Vulture on his shoulder
"Wait up! See you, Deadpool!" Spider man yelled diving after Naruto
"Ooooo author Sama chose the insomniac one? Good choice though, don't replace him with the newbie!" Deadpool yelled at the sky as he waved his fist
(Police Department)
On the rooftop of police headquarters Naruto and Spider Man were making a report after some policeman had taken Vulture off their hands
"So let me get this straight. You were attached by web to Toomes when he catapulted himself into Toomes?" A female asian police officer in a black leather jacket asked pointing a thumb at Naruto who was sitting on a Railing
"That about sums it up Yuri" Spider-man said nonchalantly
"... I need a smoke before I deal with the paperwork for this one" Yuri groaned
"Oh lighten up. You know in some circles your name means lesbians?" Naruto asked before he started snickering
"……get him out of here before I test how bullet proof he is Yuri said to Spider Man as she felt her trigger finger itch
"Good luck with that! Everything is made of rubber!" Naruto said pulling his cheek and stretching it
Before Yuri jabbed a taser into his eyes and pushed a button
"Yow!!!!! Oh god! It's like walking in on mom and dad all over again!!" Naruto yelled rolling on the roof in pain
"So not everything is rubber huh" Yuri said with a smirk as she put away her taser and turned around
"You stabbed me you psycho! If I was into this crap I would hang out with Logan!" Naruto yelled as he rubbed his now red eyes
"She left while you were rolling on the floor" Spider-man said flatly
"Gah! I'm gonna get her someday for this one! One day! I swear it!!" Naruto yelled
Spider Man shook his head at this before he picked up a report on his police scanner/earpiece "hey listen Joyboy I gotta go." Spider-man was saying
"What's the problem? Another Villain? I could use a distraction" Naruto said as he clapped his hands and jumped to his feet
"Well the Rhino is tearing his way up to Hell's Kitchen" Spider-man said as he jerked a thumb towards said neighborhood
"oh Dammit my lawyers work there. Alright let's go kick his ass" Naruto said
"What about your eyes? You were just tased in them. Shouldn't you be going to a doctor or something?" Spider-man questioned very confused
"Nah I'm fine. Now let's go!" Naruto said before catapulting off the police station
"That raises further questions!" Spider-man yelled
(hell's kitchen)
People were yelling as a giant of a man in a Rhino suit was running down the street bursting through walls and cars as he made his way through the city
Soon he was making his way towards central Park and his way was blocked by what looked like a young pre teen girl wearing a demon mask and carrying a giant iron mace
"Out of my way!" Rhino yelled in a heavy Russian accent as he made his way towards her
But as he approached her, the iron mace suddenly turned black and she swung it hard at Rhino. Smashing the giant of a man in the face
This sent off a Shockwave that shattered several windows and street lights before the Rhino was sent crashing into the ground and making a massive crater below the pre teen girl
She girl scoffed as she grabbed the Rhinos cracked horn and with a pull she yanked it off "well it's not much of a souvenir but I'll take it" the girl said
"Hold it right There Alekse- What the?" Spider-Man asked seeing The giant crater
"Hey why'd you swing ahead of me you dick?" Naruto asked as he landed on a lightpost before seeing the crater "oh that's why? Wow who kicked your ass big guy? Shot in the dark, was it aliens?" Naruto asked
"It was me you moron and he was my warm up!" The pre teen yelled as she walked out of the crater and grabbed her mask and ripped it off
"... ah crap. Hey Akane. How's the village doing?" Naruto said
"It will be good when I take over after I beat you in battle!" akane yelled as she jumped at Naruto her mace raised ready to take a swing at him
"wait Akane you can have the thro-" Naruto was saying before he leapt from the street lamp and dodged the mace strike "will you listen to me you tiny psycho!" Naruto yelled
"Friend of yours?" Spider-man asked confused on what was happening
"Worse she's my baby sister!" Naruto yelled as he landed on another light post
"I'm not a baby you moron! Now fight me!" Akane demanded
"No way! You're my little sister! I'm supposed to protect you not fight you!" Naruto said as he shook his head
"Fight Me like a man you whiny bitch!" Akane yelled as she stomped her foot making the asphalt crack
"Is everyone in your family insane?" Spider-man asked curiously
"Nah she's just from the same crazy tree as my mom." Naruto explained
"Take that back! Mom is a kind and wonderful woman!" Akane yelled out with a glare
"She threatened to and I quote 'Put me through that fucking wall if I ate her ramen' unquote" Naruto said as he made air quotes in the air
"Which was a light punishment" Akane said as she crossed her arms
"I was 5!" Naruto yelled out as he jumped down from the light post
"Not that this isn't funny as hell but the cops are coming to collect your little sisters first catch as a hero" Spider Man said as he pointed out several police cars arriving
"What? This weakling? In what way was he a threat?" Akane said jabbing a thumb at Rhino
"He's some loser that uses his power to terrorize people" Naruto said as he shook his head
"…..pathetic" Akane said with a scoff
"technically he doesn't have powers. He's just trapped in a suit of armor that he can't get out of and is thought to be indestructible" Spider-man explained
"Indestructible? Ha! He could barely take a hit from my mace! He's lucky I didn't transform on him" Akane said with a laugh
"Uh oh here comes the press" Naruto said as he sighed as he spotted some news trucks
"miss who are you? What is your business here?" A reporter asked Akane
"Eh? I'm Akane Uzumaki from Yamitora village. The rightful heir. And I'm here to beat my brother senseless." Akane said as if talking about the weather
"And why did you beat up the Rhino?" Another reporter asked
"That fool was going to destroy that park where children were playing. Also he looked at me funny" Akane explained before looking at Naruto "now put up your dukes brother!" Akane yelled
"I'm not fighting you! You're my baby sister!" Naruto yelled out as he shook his head
"I'm not a baby damn it! Fight me!" Akane yelled as her fangs started to become more profound
"No! and don't bare your fangs at me!" Naruto yelled
"You will fight me dammit!" Akane yelled pointing her mace at him as she transformed into what looked like a wolf woman with grey fur and what looked like lightning sparking around her
(with Janet)
Janet, Tony, Steve, Clint, Hulk, Hank, and T'Challa were in the lounge watching the news as a live report of Naruto being confronted by his little sister played
"I'm not fighting my damn sister!" Naruto was heard yelling before his now wolflike sister jumped at him trying to bite him
"... so do we need to find a replacement for rubber boy?" Tony asked with a snicker
"I'm sure he'll be fine. Siblings argue and fight all the time. I know that quite well" T'Challa explained
"And how many fights with your siblings ended with giant craters?" Clint asked flatly
"36" T'Challa said nonchalantly
"…..well let's go save whiskers from his sister" Clint said ignoring T'Challa's answer for his own sanity
"I'm sure she's a nice girl if she calms down a bit" Janet said with a chuckle as she knee pre teen girls were excitable
"Akane no biting! Bad Akane! No treat for you!" Naruto yelled dodging more bite attacks
"I'll eat your heart!" Akane yelled snarling
"... you sure about that?" Hank asked with a deadpan tone
"... Let's just Go help him" Janet sighed as they all left
(With Amora)
"How dare this brat strike at my beloved! I will end her if she lays a finger on him"Amora growled out watching the fight from a viewing portal
"That's the dopes little sister and he is very protective of her" Sasuke said as he recalled how protective of his sister Naruto was back when he was in the village "want me to kill her?" Sasuke asked curiously
"Don't you dare! If this is my loves precious little sister then she is not to be harmed!" Amora yelled
"Jesus christ you're one crazy, fucked in the head bitch. Go hop on the loser's dick already if you're that obsessed with him." Sasuke told her with a head shake while not noticing the other members of his team inching away from him. Or more specifically from Amora as an aura of green fire surrounded her
(Back at avengers mansion)
Later at the mansion, everyone was entering the mansion after getting Naruto and Akane and making sure either didn't make a scene. Or at least more of one
"Almost making a scene on the news. How else can you embarrass us?" Hank asked Naruto as they all entered the main meeting hall
"Well I could ask Janet on a date. I suppose that's not really embarrassing though now that I think about it. Hmm let me get back to you on how I'll embarrass us" Naruto said with a thinking pose as he started to walk past Hank
"So this is your team's base? Not bad. A bit low tech though" Akane said looking around
"Low tech? Squirt this place is equipped with the best my company has" Tony said as he looked at the pre teen with a critical eye
"Yeah and it's low tech compared to Egghead. I mean where's the food dispensary?" Akane pointed out
"Ah yes Naruto has mentioned that" T'Challa said as he nodded
"YYeah but it can't be any more impressive than Wakanda" Hank said
"We have human cyborgs, artificial blood and organs -" Akane was saying till she was cut off
"Say what?!?!?!" Hank yelled "Tony I need to head there immediately then" Hank told the Avengers leader
"Not a chance Fly man" Akane scoffed "my idiot brother may trust you but I don't and neither would our parents" Akane told him
"What?! But with those artificial organs and blood you could save many lives. You could end the need for transplants"
"I'm with Hank on this one" Janet said as she knew that was a big achievement
"Ok tell you what if you two are so interested why not exchange your shrinking tech then. Your Pym particles I believe they're called?" Akane asked
"Uh, are you allowed to make that deal?" Naruto asked
"No, I'm making a point. Would you trust an entire nation with the science and technology of your abilities?" Akane asked looking at Hank and Janet "You are asking us to divulge classified technology without any thoughts of the harm it could cause. True we could save many lives but what happens when it saves lives it shouldn't. A former Nazi needing a new lung, a dictator in need of a new heart?" Akane said with a firm tone getting silence from the team
"I like this one" Hulk said with a smirk
"You would she has crazy eyes" Clint said as he scowled
"Your sister is scary" Janet said looking towards Naruto
"Yeah, what pre teen acts like this? She should be hanging out with friends or something" Tony said as he looked at Naruto
"I don't associate with weaklings. And my time is better spent towards the affairs of my future rule. Speaking of brother, fight me!" Akane yelled as she turned to look at her brother
"I said I'm not fighting you! You want the damn throne, you can have it! I don't want the damn position!" Naruto yelled
"... say what?" Akane asked raising a eyebrow at this
"I've been trying to say that for years! Mom just wanted me to take the damn position but a throne would suit me ill. I don't want to be tied down. I wish to be free to explore. Free to be myself. Free to help others. I've always thought you'd be better for the job than me if you Could just get it out of your head the desire to be the best and strongest. A leader who does not get to know their people is doomed to lead it into ruin. You showed you weren't ready so Mom named me heir but I never wanted the throne." Naruto told her "By Mito I've been trying to tell you for years and everytime you just dropkick me in the face" Naruto sighed out
"... so you don't want the throne?" Akane asked
"Of course not! I left to be free and help people that need help." Naruto explained
"So you helping people is what makes you stronger?" Akane asked curiously as she raised a eyebrow
"yes. A person is truly strong when they have people they want to protect. Be it someone with a close tie to them or just a random person they see in need of help" Naruto explained
"…..ok I'm staying here" Akane said with a determined gaze
Oh jeez" Tony said as he slapped his forehead as he had a idea what this pre teen was thinking
"Eh?!" Naruto yelled as his eyes bugged out a bit
"Mom always told me you were more suited for the throne. Because of that I threw myself into training to be the strongest. To be the best. But now I'm seeing a new path. So I'm gonna stay here and find out what she meant. And when the time comes I'll prove myself worthy of the title of ruler. And don't worry brother I won't revoke your royal privileges once that happens. Seems like you need them" Akane said with a smirk
"Royal Privileges?" Clint asked with a raised eyebrow
"Uh no need to get into that" Naruto said with a nervous chuckle as his teammates looked at him
"Akane would you mind telling us the royal privileges your brother gets?" Janet asked with a smile
"He didn't tell you? As an uzumaki male he is allowed multiple women to take on as wives so long as they prove worthy to the royal family. I assumed he mentioned that given the comments the green skinned lady mentioned on tv. Mother approves of her by the way" Akane said to Naruto who was red in the face with embarrassment
"Dear penthouse forum" Tony Said with a chuckle at this as this was hilarious
"I had heard this was the case in your village. I just didn't think it was true or still in practice" T'Challa said to Naruto
"It's not very Common even amongst Uzumaki. Only a few males in the history of our village even used the perk. And even then the highest number of wives they had was 6" Naruto sighed out
"Multiple wives" Janet growled with a twitching eye
"Why does the weakling care?" Akane asked seeing Janet's anger
"Weakling?! Now listen here you little brat! I - let me go you man whore!" Janet was yelling before Naruto grabbed her from behind stopping her from approaching Akane
"Woah girl! You don't want to tango with my sister. She makes most of the shit we faced look like sunshine and rainbows." Naruto warned her seriously
"Don't care! She's getting an ass whooping!" Janet yelled gnashing her teeth in a rage while Naruto held her back
"Well if your gonna stay young lady you should know there are rules you will need to follow" Steve said as he approached her
"Let me guess. Don't kill the weaklings I come across. Don't destroy the interior of this shabby manor and don't cause issues with the rest of you on the team or some nonsense. Am I mistaken?" Akane asked boredly
"S-shabby!" Tony yelled out insulted
"oh and the dinosaur outside is your brothers pet" a voice was heard from the ceiling making them look up at the chandelier to see Deadpool hanging from it while holding a cam Corder
"Damn it Wade I told you no entering the premises! How did you get past Jarvis?" Naruto yelled
"Maximum effort! And a lot of silly string!" Deadpool yelled with a laugh
"Who is this buffoon?" Akane asked with a raised eyebrow
"A nuisance." Tony said very irritated
"So I can attack him and make him leave?" Akane asked as she grinned her mace
"…….go nuts kid Jarvis record this please" Tony said as he smiled in realization
"Delighted sir" Jarvis said with a amused tone as Akane turned into her hybrid wolf mode
"Stay back Yamato junior! Stay back and I'll give you a nice tennis ball!" Wade yelled holding up a tennis ball
Akane barked as she pounced at Wade swinging her mace at the mad merc and before he teleported out of the way causing akane to smash the ceiling with her mace
"Nope! I'm not fighting Marvel Kaido Junior! Deadpool yelled as he appeared by the door
"How did you avoid me?! My observation haki should have predicted you!" Akane growled as she landed on the ground
"You can't predict what even I don't know what I'm doing! Anyone want tacos? You Big guy?" Deadpool asked the Hulk
"Wade you may heal but my sister knows how to inflict pain so I would run" Naruto said as he continued to hold Janet back
"Okie Dokie. I have an appointment with old stache face. He will pay a fortune for this information about your harem privileges!" Deadpool yelled as he waved his camcorder
Naruto froze at this as he figured that Deadpool was talking about Jonah "Akane kill him!" he yelled in a panic
"That's the plan! Come here you dumb shit!" Akane yelled before pouncing once more at Deadpool who saluted as be teleported away causing her to destroy the front door of the mansion
"Your parents are paying for that" Tony said with an annoyed tone at the two Uzumaki siblings
"Damn it! The one time I'm ok with you being a bloodhound and you screw it up!" Naruto yelled at his sister
"What does it matter? The Uzumaki Privilege is known to everyone in the village. Why would him knowing make you so uneasy?" Akane asked uncaring as she switched to her human form
"That moron's gonna expose said privilege to the damn world!" Naruto yelled irritated
"... and the point being?" Akane asked still uncaring
"... big guy can you take Jan here? I need to go blow off some steam with a patrol" Naruto requested with a twitching eyebrow
"That weakling would not be able to do anything to me brother. You know that already" Akane scoffed
"It's not you I'm worried about" Naruto grumbled as Hulk grabbed Janet
Akane raised an eyebrow at this before she looked at Janet and narrowed her eyes as she looked at her "You really did fall for this weakling didn't you brother?" Akane stated more than asked as Janet clawed towards her angrily
"And what if I did? Who I fall for is my heart's choice!" Naruto yelled before realizing what he just said "... ah crap" Naruto groaned as Janet paused in her attempted escape
"Jarvis please tell me you got that" Tony said as he smirked
"Already uploaded to your private files sir" Jarvis said
"... this day cannot possibly get any worse" Naruto groaned out with his head in his hands
(With Amora)
"A harem?! I should be the only one for my beloved! Me and me alone! he does not need anyone else" Amora growled angrily as she looked at the image of the team via a magic view portal she was using
"... you really have some issues lady. Like serious fucking issues" Sasuke deadpanned
"Be silent runt! Or I'll have you disemboweled!" Amora growled out angrily
"You wanna try something bitch? Bring it" Sasuke said as darkness surrounded him
"Enough! You two are the main leaders of this group when I am not present. Do not fail me" a male voice said making the two stop their potential clash
"Of course my lord" Amora said as she bowed her head
"Whatever. Just remember to keep your end of the deal. I get Yamitora village and you all can have your share of the world. But that place is mine to rule" Sasuke said as his darkness faded
"Yes yes though I must say what I'm hearing about your village is quite interesting for a mortal village" the horned figure said with a smirk
"You want some of the tech by all means we'll negotiate it when I'm in charge. And she can keep the loser and whatever whores he desires to herself for all But that village is mine by right to rule. It's time for an Uchiha to take the throne denied to us" Sasuke said as he walked away getting a frown from the horned figure and a glare from Amora
"You will watch your tone around lord Loki child. He is far above mortals like you" Amora warned him
"And yet you claim to love a mortal. All that power at your fingertips and you're obsessed with a mortal nowadays." Sasuke said with a smirk
"Ha! I like this mortal! He has a sharp tongue! Reminds me of well me only far less impressive compared to yours truly" the now revealed Loki said with a smirk
"Tch. Whatever. Just remember our deal and stay out of my way." Sasuke said before walking off leaving the rest of the team alone
(With Naruto)
"Oh god I'm so screwed" Naruto groaned as he had left the Avengers mansion to go on a small patrol to clear his head as Jonah had launched a late night podcast episode detailing the perks he got as an Uzumaki of Yamitora village from Deadpool. Which was currently trending on all social media platforms and news outlets in America. Hell probably beyond at this point
Currently Naruto was in Hell's kitchen on a rooftop looking down at the city. Rhino's earlier attacks had caused a lot of damage in the area before Akane stopped him so if crimes were likely to happen it would be in this neighborhood.
currently Naruto was sitting on a rooftop sharing a pizza with Spider Man
"And not only did Wade just fuck me over but now Akane's staying with Janet who Injust admitted to having full on feelings for. Yeah I need to bash someone's face in tonight" Naruto groaned as that was gonna be a conversation that would need to occur.
"Wow and I thought my life was hectic" Spider Man said with a wince as he finished his slice of pizza
"Yeah I could imagine that Peter." Naruto said with a shrug
This caused Spider Man to start to choke on his pizza "w-what?" He asked coughing
"Interesting thing about my observation haki, Thanks to it, that secret identity crap doesn't work on me. Also I See you bail constantly from F.E.A.S.T and you don't exactly hide your voice in costume" Naruto said nonchalantly
"... you are way more observant than people give you credit for" Peter admitted with a sigh
"And that's why the villains always lose to me. They don't take me seriously and they get hurt for it. Ask Abomination how that worked out for him" Naruto suggested as he snickered
"Oh yea I saw the footage of that fight with your Bounceman you called it?" Peter asked
"Yup though that's just one variant of gear 4. I have one that's more offensive and speed based. I have been wanting to try" Naruto said with a smile
"more offensive than punching a giant gamma monster through the sky?" Peter asked incredulously
"Bounce man is raw power. Think of it this way that form was the Hulk this new variant is more Black Panther or Captain America styled." Naruto explained as he ate his slice of pizza
"Ah I get it more combat oriented instead of overwhelming power." Peter said with a nod
"Yup. Anyways thanks for hearing me out on this. Sometimes you just need to vent" Naruto said with a smile
"It's cool hope things work out with Janet from what I can tell she's good for you" Peter said with a wave of his hand
"We'll see. She wasn't exactly thrilled about my status perks. Anyways I'm gonna hang around this part of the city for a patrol so if you want to get some sleep or take another part to patrol feel free to dude" Naruto said as he stood up cracking his neck
"You sure you don't want the help?" Peter asked
"Nah. I should be fine. Go rest up" Naruto said before catapulting off the building
As Naruto swung around the city he used his observation haki to keep an eye out for anyone suspicious and soon he felt something going on in a back alleyway
"Of course" Naruto sighed as he swung himself towards the the back alleyway
Soon he spotted what looked like several men in ninja attire attacking a woman with long black hair while wearing a red kunoichi outfit like leotard who was attacking them with a pair of sai.
"Ninjas in New York? Shit what's next? Cowboys?" Naruto asked getting the action to pause as the ninjas and the woman turned their attention to him
"The one we seek has revealed himself" a ninja said before holding up a ninjato "JoyBoy of the Avengers. The Hand requests your presence" the lewd ninja said before ducking under a stab from the woman with sais.
"The Hand? Seriously? That's the best you guys came up with? You guys sound like a shitty techno band" Naruto scoffed
"enough of your foolishness!" One of the ninjas yelled as he took out some throwing stars
"Oh no my weakness! Shuriken! No how could you- sucker punch!" Naruto was saying as he pretended to be scared before he suddenly threw a punch stretching his arm and slugged the ninja's face. Sending him flying into the alleyway wall.
"Now who's next?" Naruto asked the other ninjas cracking his neck before he watched the lady in red leap over a ninja and jab her sais into his eyes while he was distracted and rip them out on her landing next to him. "Was that necessary?" Naruto asked
"They are trained killers. If you are not going to help then leave. They are after you after all" the woman said as she held up her sais
"And leave you to fight them alone? Not my style miss" Naruto said as he dodged a few swipes from a ninjas tanto before he slugged them in the chin
"I was doing fine before your interference" the woman said as she ran along the wall of the alleyway to dodge a sword slash from a ninja only to leap onto another ninja and stab him through the throat with her sais
"You are still outnumbered. Plus I'm not gonna just leave now that I know you're fighting and killing a group of ninjas" Naruto said as he used his haki coated hands to catch a sword in between them and snap it in two.
"So it's true you are soft hearted with women it seems" The woman said as she sliced a ninjas throat open
"Gah! I am nice to everyone damn it!" Naruto yelled as he punched a ninja hard sending him flying before he was embedded into a brick wall
"Impressive. If a bit soft in execution" the woman said before she jabbed her sais into the last ninja's spine from behind just as he was taking aim at Naruto with some shuriken
Naruto growled at this before he noticed more ninjas gathering above them on a rooftop "oh for fucks sake"
"it would seem they were waiting for you to show up before either of us showed up" the woman said flatly
"Fuck this! I have had a bad enough day!" Naruto yelled as he unleashed a burst of conqueror's haki on the group of ninjas as they jumped down at them. Before they even hit the ground the ninjas all fell prone onto the floor. Littering the alleyway with unconscious ninjas
"…… interesting" the woman said as she twirled her sai and put them away on her sides
"Now that they're taken care of, who are you? It's not everyday that some beautiful woman in a sexy red outfit gets attacked by Ninjas in New York" Naruto said before the woman suddenly pushed him against a wall.
"You do not need to know who I am. Just do not get in my way again" she warned him with a glare
"Or I could help you seeing as they're after me for some bullshit reason. If you have beef with them it'd make more sense to team up" Naruto said as he looked at the woman unflinching
"…..so you do have a brain" the woman said as she let him go "the Hand have an international presence and do work on occasion for Wilson Fisk" The woman said
"The legitimate businessman?" Naruto asked as he did air quotes in the air as he had heard rumors about this guy
"yes. I wish to end his association with them. Permanently." The woman said as she gave a killing stare
"Uhhhh not that I'm against killing if it comes down to me or them but I i don't exactly do that willy nilly" Naruto said
"Then you will only slow me down." the woman said
"Well hold on I have a friend or two that could help with finding information on this guy what if Fisk was put away in jail and made useless to the Hand?" Naruto asked curiously
"... he will not stay jailed long but it may damage them for a time. Very well but know this any Hand Agents I find will die. Whether you assist or not" the woman said
"Fair enough but anyone else you don't kill otherwise I'll stop you" Naruto said firmly
"very well you may call me Elektra. We will see each other again soon JoyBoy" Elektra said as she ran over to a fire escape and started to climb up it to the rooftop
"Friends call me Naruto you know" Naruto yelled after her
"You often make friends with dangerous people that wouldn't hesitate to put a blade to your throat?" Elektra questioned as she reached the top of the roof and looked down at Naruto
"... you know in retrospect I do do that alot" Naruto admitted
Electra chuckled at this before she ran off leaving Naruto alone
"... I blame mom and dad for my attraction to women that could kill me" Naruto sighed to himself before heading back to the mansion.
He'd deal with the fallout from this tomorrow
(China)
"How does your treatment feel Shimura?" Dr Doom asked Danzo as he trailed behind him as they walked up a trail high in the mountains
Danzo now had a robotic arm and a cybernetic eye
"I am slowly recovering my lord. I haven't felt this strong in ages. But I know I am not yet ready for combat with the village denizens." Danzo said
"Which isn't part of the plan yet Shimura now tell me why have you asked me to bring you to China. Speak quickly or I may lose my patience" Doom ordered
"We are here to help you gain a power to combat the village. Tales have told within the village of a being who bestowed onto us our use of Haki. A dragon of absolute power." Dqnzo explained
"Yes yes you have mentioned this before. So this dragon helped found your village?" Doom asked
"Yes from what the tale says he was a leader of absolute power before he was driven away by Mito Uzumaki and others. She became the first Uzumaki to lead us and over time they have always been in power." Danzo explained
"And you have been keeping tabs on this dragon with your technology ever since?" Doom asked
"Indeed. Just in case he ever made his way back to Japan and we had to mobilize our forces. But he hasn't left these mountains in millenia." Danzo explained
"And you think he would help us to take over the village?" Doom asked
"From what the tales say he has always held a grudge against the village and I'm sure if you reason with him. He would be a powerful ally to our cause master" Danzo said with a bow
Doom said nothing to this as they approached a cave inside of the mountain.
As they entered they heard some growling and soon they saw some glowing eyes on the darkness
"I feel your power Yamitoran. Leave now before you are consumed by the mighty Fin Fang Foom!" a booming male voice yelled out as a large green dragon approached them. Snarling
Doom said nothing to this as he stepped forward "we have come to seek an alliance with you to bring about a new rule within the village you despise Dragon. What say you?" Doom asked only getting the dragon to snarl at him
"I have no interest in helping one of the villagers descendants who chased me off. You are wasting my time" Foom said as he growled at Doom
….very well then. If you cannot be persuaded" Doom said as he suddenly raised his hands which suddenly fired some magic aura at the Dragon. Engulfing it in a green energy as it flailed in agony.
Suddenly a magic pulse hit shooting up a dust storm that Danzo covered his eyes for before the dust settled.
Doom stood alone looking at his hand
"So this is your power it is…..intoxicating" Doom said as he felt all of Foom's knowledge on haki enter his mind
"w- what did you take from him master?" Danzo asked as he held up his lantern to look at his master
Doom said nothing as his body changed and he towered over danzo as a giant metallic scaled dragon
"Everything" Doom said before laughing in glee at the power within him. With this power all would kneel before Doom. The village. The world. Susan Storm. All would be his.
He could just taste it.
As Doom laughed he and Danzo didn't notice a painting on the cave of what looked like a man jumping across the sun laughing as he held a spear and as he leapt what looked like an image of Foom was flying away from him.