Darkest hero
Hello folks and welcome back, now this chapter was originally meant to be released near Christmas but due to a corrupt txt file I have had to restart from the beginning. Sorry for the delay.
Edit; holy hell that was a longer delay than expected, got caught up watching the original Gundam series, building gunpla, painting 40k models and watching reruns of MythBusters.
Q and A per the normal.
Q; why would a teacher give underage kids alcohol? Aren't they 14?!
A; characters are aged up and UA turned into a university instead of a highschool. Most are around the 18-20 mark with Charlie being the oldest at 21 in 1A, if you still think they're underage drinking keep in mind America drinking age is 21, it's 18 in Australia and 16 in Japan, hell it's 14 in Germany if I remember right.
Q; so, mama Inko going to be cheering about grandbabies?
A; maybe.
Q; we gonna ignore the fact God was merely walking to the incident location from a city away?
A; not really much he can do. Remember his powers are like using a nuke to open a tin of beans in terms of overkill on earth.
Q; where can we read the unredacted version of this story?
A; on AO3 aka archive of our own, I also use bfghunter2 as a pen name there, however the 2nd lemon is still not there mostly due to me forgetting to write it and knowing I can't write lemons that well.
Q; Is Eri going to get a chance to socialise with normal kids?
A; she will soon.
Chapter 66: Consequences
Recovery girl shook her head in disappointment as the group of young adults sat before her looking thoroughly chastised. One girl however was staring into space with an unreadable expression on her face as was Izuku.
"I hope you know this will have consequences." Recovery girl deadpanned at the group. A smattering of mumbled "yes ma'am" and "yeah" reacher the old heroine's ears. She huffed before making her way over to a small cupboard and ditching a box from inside at Izuku nailing the greenette in the head which snapped him out of his stupor. He fumbled slightly but caught the box before going bright red as his head and upper chest combusted into a raging inferno. "Next time use these! They're super tough with a high melting point."
"Magnum quirk proof 50 pack?" Loona read before a snort left her lips. "Fuck I knew he was big but damn!"
"Well you're the one who insisted we turn the lights off." Mina pointed out for the hellhound.
"Well, I suppose it could be worse." Ibara stated softly as she fidgeted with the ends of her vines. "Atleast only one of us got pregnant, that means it'll be easier to help them."
"I'm so dead." Izuku muttered in shock. "Her dad's going to kill me."
"Your problem brat not mine now everyone out!" Recovery girl snapped as she raised her cane in warning. There was a mass exodus as everyone rushed to get out of the range of such a painful weapon.
"On the bright side atleast you'll have a bigger family." Charlie smiled as she tried to cheer him up, Vaggie hanging limply over her shoulders due to lack of feeling in her legs after last night.
"Trust me, waaay overrated. I've got too many cousins to count." Vaggie admitted tiredly through a yawn.
"I don't even know if I'll be a good dad." Izuku admitted softly as they shuffled on back to the dorms, an occasional burst of machine gun fire from the turrets that now lined UA's walls sounded through the air as another daemon was reduced to a bloody pulp.
"I hope that was a Pinky. The one Inko prepared last night was delicious." Ibara hummed as she licked her lips and looked out towards the now smoking machine gun barrel.
"Eh, the blood was ok but Izu-baby's was best." Toga smirked as she winked at the green haired teen. "Too bad you didn't put I bun in my oven, I'd love to be a mummy."
"Somehow that seems like a bad thing." Mina admitted. "Imagine having to drink enough blood for two."
"So? Periods result in me needing triple the amount of blood to drink. It was fun the first few times but now it's just annoying." Toga pouted as she crossed her arms.
Nobody chose to comment of the blonde haired girl's revelation about her personal health but the girls were all left wincing asides Mina who just looked confused.
"Wait, periods, as in plural?" Mina asked looking confused. "Isn't it just a one and done thing?"
"That's succubus biology, everyone else goes through it once every few weeks." Vaggie explained.
"Oh shit...screw that." Mina scrunched her nose in disgust.
"Lucky." Ibara pouted in jealously.
"...lucky bitch." Loona huffed.
"Fuck you." Momo groaned, uncaring of her crass wording.
All too soon they arrived back at the dorms where they found a passed out Neito hanging above the door frame out cold and in just a pair of stained boxers.
"He got fuck in up hey." Pony chuckled as she peered through the front window. "Call me bitch in Spanish I speak happy Spanish and kick him in balls."
"It's 'I speak good Spanish' but close Pony." Mina smiled at the exchange student. The American had taken a distinct pleasure in pissing off or humiliating Neito after it was revealed just how much he lied to her about, she was just glad she checked with Shishida before going about dressed as a cheerleader between the first two events at the festival yesterday.
"Movieeeee!" Eri squealed from somewhere upstairs.
"Well atleast she's occupied." Came a tired groan from the couch as they entered the dorms. Looking over they found a disheveled looking Beru who was burried under her two youngest children, her husband Ganma was sleeping on the opposite end of the couch in his sweat stained work clothes with a bucket of popcorn in his lap.
"Are you ok ma'am?" Izuku asked in concern as the tired girls went about sluggishly getting their breakfast asides Vaggie who was sat at the table and proceeded to slump back and start snoring as she fell back asleep, clearly exhausted.
"I'm fine Kero." The woman yawned. "Just wish there was more room on the couch available."
"My dear madam I must agree." A half asleep Alister admitted from the kitchen table, a mug of piping hot coffee in hand. "While I was able to acquire some sleep last night it is unfair that several others did not, in part due to the ruckas made by the drunkards."
"To be fair Alister we could hear you and Mrs Midoriya going at it aswell." Loona growled in agitation before grabbing a carton of orange juice from the fridge and chugging the entire thing in one go.
"Well atleast we all had fun~." Mina giggled softly as she rummaged through the cupboard looking for the pop-tarts.
Izuku merely nodded in agreement at this and got himself a bowl of rice and egg for breakfast before sitting at the table, his cheeks a bright red and his hair sparking but not yet igbiting. Meanwhile Alister took a sip of his coffee and pulled a Pentagram City newspaper from his pocket and started to read the business section, uncaring of the embarrassment he caused. The lumbering thumping of bare feet on the floor filled the air as the Nomu lumbered into the kitchen with a note taped to its beak. Momo being the closest removed the note and read it aloud.
"Mister squishy needs help to grab popcorn please, from Eri." Momo read before smiling and opening a small cupboard next to the fridge where various snacks were located along with a chart and clipboard left by Iida to keep track of who had what snack. She merely noted down her own name and "popcorn" before grabbing out a small sachet of microwave popcorn.
"Microwave is broken my dear and for safety reasons the gas stove was disconnected last night." Alister spoke up without looking up from his cup of coffee.
Momo nodded as she grabbed the tin container of popcorn before sighing. She looked about before walking towards Izuku and held it above his head. "Sorry Izuku, could you please use your fire?"
"Momo?" Izuku asked in confusion.
"For the popcorn." Momo admitted.
"I don't think that is a good idea." Ibara spoke up. "Just as I am forbidden to cook so to are you."
"Alright, someone have the extinguisher ready just in case though please?" Izuku asked. Turns out Mina was the first to grab the fire extinguisher and pull the pin out so it was on standby.
"Ready Izu!" Charlie smiled with a thumbs up as she dumped a literal bag of sugar into her hot chocolate mug, a oven mit on hand hand to help pat out any fires.
A burst of green flames shimmered to life across Izuku's skull exposing bone and muscle. Beru flinched slightly at the sudden light and heat but those who were from hell or had been around Izuku long enough barely even twitched. As the seconds ticked by the popcorn slowly started to heat up and eventually, slowly at first, the popcorn began to pop before the reaction spread up and the snack began to sound like machine gun fire.
"Uh is that normal?" Izuku asked in worry at the sound.
"Yeah, it's normal for popcorn to do that. What never had it before?" Toga asked with a tilt of her head, a glass full of blood and a plate of half eaten jam on toast Infront of her.
However the normality of it ended with a loud bang as the popcorn container ruptured into a hailstorm of charred popcorn and ash which blanketed the immediate area. Mr squishy absently licked a piece that had stuck to its beak before shuddering and gagging once but otherwise remaining still. The three young children with frog quirks meanwhile slept through such a loud bang and Ganma's leg twitched and his nose scrunched briefly but otherwise he remained asleep.
"It's official, not even Nomu can eat your cooking." Mina deadpanned as she started picking out chunks of popcorn from her hair.
"I'm terribly sorry, I'll grab the broom." Momo uttered in embarrassment before rushing for the small supply closest near the stairs where the cleaning supplies and spare lightbulbs were kept.
Summoned by the loud bang aizawa shuffled down the stairs, a mug of triple borderline illegal strength coffee in hand, his hair was more messed up than usual and his eye bags were much worse. "What did you do now problem children?"
"Momo tried to use my fire to cook popcorn for Eri since the microwave and stove are out." Izuku explained as he picked the bits of popcorn ashes from his hair.
"Right...back of the cupboard pop the floorboards up, there's pre-popped clown popcorn under there that she can have." Aizawa explained before taking a long slurp of the coffee as Momo returned with the broom and dustpan.
"Oh. I got it." Charlie smiled as she pulled the bag of multi coloured popcorn from it's hiding place and handing it to Mr Squishy. The Nomu grabbed the bag and lumbered back upstairs, a squeal of delight echoing down from Eri a few moments later.
"Huh...wazzit?" Vaggie asked as her head shot up in confusion.
"Vaggitha be glad today is a day off, Midnight isn't as lenient on late night sleep schedules as I am." Aizawa stated bluntly before walking back up stairs, presumably to get some sleep after the long day yesterday and the night patrols.
"THIS IS A PIG STIE!" Iida screamed as he barged down the stairs while chopping his arm. "CLEAN IT AT ONCE!"
"We already are Iida." Charlie smiled as she continued to clean the popcorn ashes from the main table, only stopping to dust some from Vaggie's hair.
"Uh...yes well," Iida coughed, gathering his thoughts. "due to the invasion that occured yesterday and the loss of life 1A and 1B has been requested to aid in search and rescue operations through the city."
"Well atleast we're helping people." Izuku smiled as he continued to help the others.
End.
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