A Fictional History of the United States- A Most Ambitious Crossover

by Ulysses Orbis

A historical summary of the United States set in a universe incorporating hundreds of works of fiction and mythology. It started as a fictional Presidents with footnotes. It now includes multiple character team ups from different franchises as the forces of good battle against alien invaders, secret conspiracies, and Damien Thorn, the future Emperor of the Galaxy and Anti-Christ.

3. A Fictional History of the UK

A Fictional History of the United Kingdom (from 1979 onwards)

1979-1981 Margaret Thatcher (Conservative) [1]
1981-1983 Herbert Attwell (Conservative) [2]
1983-1984 Margaret Thatcher (Conservative) [3]
1984 Jim Jaspers (IngSoc) [4]
1984-1985 Herbert Attwell (Conservative) [5]
1985-1988 Jim Hacker (Conservative) [6]
1988-1990 Margaret Thatcher (Conservative) [7]
1990-1991 Geoffrey Hale (Conservative) [8]
1991 Harry Perkins (Labour) [9]
1991 Henry Collingridge (Conservative) [10]
1991-1998 Francis Urquhart (Conservative) [11]
1998 Tom Makepiece (Conservative) [12]
1998-2006 Adam Lang (Labour) [13]
2006 Maureen Graty (Labour) [14]
2006 Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen (Emergency Government) [15]
2006-2007 Harriet Jones (Labour) [16]
2007-2008 Tom Davis (Labour) [17]
2008 Harold Saxon (Saxon's List) [18]
2008-2009 Aubrey Fairchild (Saxon's List) [19]
2009 Brian Green (Labour) [20]
2009-2011 Tom Davis (Labour) [21]
2011-2014 Alec Beasley (Conservative) [22]
2014-2015 Charles Flyte (Conservative) [23]
2015 Thomas Dawkins (Conservative) [24]
2015-2016 Duncan Craig (Conservative) [25]
2016-2017 Freya Gardner (Conservative) [26]
2017-2018 John Vosler (Conservative) [27]
2018-2023 Michael Callow (Conservative) [28]
2023-2026 Waldo (People for Waldo) [29]
2026-2030 Vivienne Rook (Four Star Party) [30]
2030-2037 Adam Susan (Norsefire) [31]

[1] Margaret Thatcher assumed power after years of Labour government. Thatcher instituted policies of privatization and deregulation. Thatcher's government ruled during a time of great social instability. In addition to terrorism from Irish separatists, the United Kingdom suffered multiple terrorist attacks from the psychic John Morlar. The alien Babloids attempted to take over the U.K by selling clothing which killed those that wore it. Furthermore, Thatcher took power at the height of the First Wizarding War. Thatcher, allied with the Ministry of Magic, secretly fought against the dark wizard Lord Voldemort, who surreptitiously killed thousands of British citizens. The government organization Department 7 fought against Voldemort, as well as the Voldemort-aligned conspiracy of psychics known as Omega. Thatcher conscripted the team of telepaths known as the Tomorrow People to fight against Lord Voldemort, but they were all killed by his Death Eaters. Thatcher herself was placed under the Imperius curse by Lord Voldemort, and was thus forced to resign by the Ministry of Magic. The official explanation for Thatcher's resignation was that she had resigned in order to seek treatment for a cancerous tumor. Thatcher spent several months in Saint Mungo's Hospital while under the Imperius curse. The United Kingdom was additionally invaded by the Zygons in 1980, complicating the crisis of hostile infiltrators within the UK's government. At one point, a Zygon briefly impersonated Thatcher herself. The Autons additionally invaded the UK in 1979, while Kraal androids invaded the UK in 1980.

[2] Home Secretary Herbert Attwell, with the support of the Ministry of Magic, was elected Conservative Party Leader and succeeded Thatcher as Prime Minister. Attwell collaborated closely with the Ministry of Magic when he was Home Secretary, and continued to do so as Prime Minister during the final days of the First Wizarding War. During the Attwell ministry, the Queen ordered the British military to invade Giant Country, part of the land of Faerie, in order to capture a clan of giants who had been eating British children. The invasion is considered part of the First Wizarding War, as the giants of Giant Country were, like many of their kin, aligned with Lord Voldemort. The First Wizarding War ended after Voldemort was apparently killed attempting to assassinate an infant. In 1982, Attwell granted British citizenship to the entire Oompa-Loompa population of Britain, the Oompa Loompas being African pygmies illegally brought into the UK to work at the Wonka Chocolate Factory in 1964. Attwell resigned in 1983 after Thatcher had fully recovered from the Imperius curse and outed Attwell following a Party leadership challenge.

[3] During Thatcher's second term, Argentina occupied the Falkland Islands. In the Falklands War, Thatcher successfully defeated the Argentinian military and took back the Falklands for the UK. Despite Thatcher gaining popularity after the war, she became the victim of mind control once again. Jim Jaspers, a far-right Tory MP, had seized control of the Omega conspiracy, and compelled Thatcher using psychic powers to resign and call a general election in 1984.

[4] Jim Jaspers was a mutant with the power to warp reality and influence public opinion. In the 1984 general election called by Margaret Thatcher, Jaspers left the Conservative Party and formed the English Socialist Party. The English Socialist Party absorbed the National Front, who provided paramilitary support for Jaspers. Numerous conservative MPs defected to IngSoc, granting Jaspers an enormous parliamentary majority. Despite the left-wing sounding name of the Party, the politics of the Party were modelled on those of Oswald Mosley and Third Positionism/Strasserism. Jasper feigned solidarity with the working class and claimed to be opposed to capitalism, but in fact IngSoc was far right. Jaspers additionally promised to stop immigration and to destroy all meta-humans and superheroes. The British public initially became afraid of mutants following the terrorist campaign conducted by John Morlar, but racism against mutants spiked after the mutant Apocalypse ordered his minions, the Four Horsemen, to launch multiple attacks in 1983 on the United Kingdom, including on Muir Island. Jaspers kept secret the fact that he himself was a mutant, and that his anti-mutant platform was intended to eliminate any potential challenges to his power. Upon assuming power, Jaspers assumed the title Big Brother and transformed the United Kingdom into the totalitarian despotism of Oceania. The long-deceased Trotskyist activist Emmanuel Goldstein, who had opposed Jaspers early in his career, was cast as England's national scapegoat. Jaspers further used his reality warping powers to alter the memories of his subjects, creating the illusion that he had been in power for decades. Jasper was eventually deposed by the Captain Britain Corps, who broke Jasper's mind control over the public and restored control to Parliament.

[5] Following the overthrow of Jim Jaspers, Herbert Attwell was appointed interim Prime Minister by Parliament. While Ingsoc had been formally dissolved, the majority of Parliament consisted of the former members of the Party. Attwell decided to resign as Conservative Party Leader on New Year's Day, 1985, since he lacked an electoral mandate.

[6] Jim Hacker, former minister for Administrative Affairs, and Conservative Party Chairman, was an unlikely choice for the Prime Minister's Office. Hacker became Prime Minister by blackmailing the opposing candidates for party leader. Hacker was considered a "Wet" or moderate Conservative, and thus implemented more centrist policies than either Thatcher or Attwell. During Hacker's premiership, the Cybermen launched multiple invasions of the UK. Hacker deployed British troops to the Commonwealth realm of St. George's Island, forestalling a communist coup. In 1986, rogue elements of Soviet intelligence nearly committed a nuclear terrorist attack which would have appeared to have been an accident. The plotters hoped that this event would lead to the collapse of the Hacker's government and the installation of a Labour government which would withdraw from NATO and eliminate Britain's nuclear deterrent. While Hacker seemed to have proved his mettle as Prime Minister when the Conservatives held their majority in the 1987 general election, his premiership was ended by scandal. Hacker's government authorized the illegal purchase of plutonium from International Irradiated Fuels, an American company which was found to have murdered anti-nuclear protesters. When the full details of the IIF affair emerged, Hacker claimed to be unaware of the government's deal with IIF, pinning the affair on his Cabinet Secretary Humphrey Appleby. While subsequent investigations cleared Hacker of blame, the actions of his government nevertheless tainted his reputation, and Hacker resigned shortly after Margaret Thatcher declared she would back a confidence vote on Hacker's leadership. The IIF affair caused a wave of environmental activism and growth in new religious movements. Prophecies regarding nuclear war in the near future were widely believed following multiple nuclear war scares.

[7] Thatcher successfully challenged Hacker for the Conservative Party leadership, attacking him as weak and insufficiently right-wing. When an alien race of Yuppie capitalists was revealed to have infiltrated the Conservative Party along with other global institutions, Thatcher's approval ratings fell since Thatcher collaborated closely with many of the alien invaders. Thatcher herself was briefly impersonated by an alien when the invaders were revealed to the public. The revelation of alien presence in government rocked British society and caused a further growth in conspiracy theories and millenarianism. In Thatcher's third term, the environmentalist New Age cult known as the Planet People claimed to have established contact with a divine alien presence. The Planet People believed themselves to be transported by alien energy when they entered stone circles, but they were in fact killed. 70,000 Planet People were vaporized by aliens. The aging scientist Bernard Quatermass, who had battled aliens in the 1950s, deployed a nuclear weapon against the aliens at the cost of his life, thus preventing more casualties. Thatcher was finally deposed when she introduced a controversial poll tax.

[8] Shortly after Geoffrey Hale became Prime Minister, the entire royal family was apparently assassinated by the IRA. A distant American relative of the royal family was found to be the heir to the throne and was crowned the new King, Ralph I. Ralph's reign was brief, as he disliked being King and courted controversy by dating a stripper. Ralph subsequently abdicated, resulting in Sir Cedric Willingham becoming King. While Thatcher's poll tax dampened Hale's popularity, the Labour Party suddenly gained in popularity following a nuclear war scare between the U.S and the U.S.S.R in 1990 in which the city of Donetsk was accidentally hit by an American nuclear missile. The abdication of King Ralph prompted a political crisis within Hale's government, with hardline conservatives blaming Hale for weakening the institution of the monarchy. Hale, seeking to avoid a no confidence vote, called a general election in 1991 in which the Conservatives lost their majority.

[9] Perkins was a former union official and steelworker who came to prominence by resisting Thatcher's strike busting in 1979 and by exposing banking fraud. Perkins came to lead the left-wing of the Labour Party, and was controversial for his ties to Trotskyists, South African militants, Palestinian activists, and various left-wing extremists. Perkins was a protégée of Emmanuel Goldstein early in his career, deepening the suspicion of the British right. When Perkins was elected leader of the Labour Party in 1989, he was seen as an unelectable candidate. The Donetsk crisis, anti-nuclear activism, multiple corruption scandals, the Conservative Party's ties to alien infiltrators, and the decline of the monarchy, however, allowed the Labour Party to suddenly rise to power. Upon assuming the premiership, Perkins acted immediately to impose his foreign policy agenda. Perkins unilaterally withdrew the United Kingdom from NATO and ordered the dismantlement of the U.K's nuclear deterrent. Perkins additionally moved to nationalize several major industries and attempted to dissolve the press monopolies. M15, with the support of the U.S government and the right-wing tabloids, secretly conspired to subvert Perkins' government. A sudden crash in the stock market, an energy crisis, and a wave of riots orchestrated by M15 led to a drop in Perkins' poll numbers. M15 subsequently blackmailed Perkins, and a group of centrist Labour MPs led by Lawrence Wainwright moved to undermine Perkins' government. Facing a no confidence vote from members of his own party, Perkins was compelled to call a general election. The press ran a coordinated smear campaign against Perkins, and the Conservatives returned to power, acting as if they had never left. The Perkins government is remembered as a brief aberration.

[10] Thomas Andrews, the Prime Minister designate, was killed by the creature Doomsday shortly after the defeat of Perkins. Margaret Thatcher attempted to return as Conservative Party leader, but dropped out after the first round of voting. Henry Collingridge, the moderate Minister of the Environment, emerged as the consensus candidate for Prime Minister. Collingridge was cautious and timid, restoring most of Hale's appointments to his Cabinet rather than make his own Cabinet choices. Collingridge's government quickly fell victim to scandal. The Chief Whip of the Conservative Party, Francis Urquhart, embittered by Collinridge's refusal to appoint him Home Secretary, manufactured a scandal in which Collingridge was framed for leaking information to his alcoholic brother which supposedly allowed him to commit insider trading. Despite Collingridge being innocent of the charges, his inability to prove his innocence prompted him to resign. He endorsed Urquhart as his successor, unaware of the role Urquhart played in his downfall.

[11] Urquhart emerged as Prime Minister by entrapping his rivals for the position, Patrick Woolton and Michael Samuels, in multiple scandals. Urquhart additionally murdered several of his associates who possessed compromising information about him. Urquhart subsequently installed a government even further to the right than that of Margaret Thatcher. Urquhart abolished multiple government agencies, such as the Arts Council, and drastically cut funding for social welfare agencies. This led to massive inequality and a homelessness crisis. Parliament passed a vagrancy act punishing the homelessness in response to the crisis. Urquhart implemented draconian policies on crime in response to the rise in vagrancy and resurgent IRA terrorism. Urquhart controversially authorized the use of the Ludovico technique, an extreme form of aversion therapy, on convicted criminals as a means of rehabilitation. Urquhart additionally implemented national conscription in response to a rise in juvenile delinquency. Urquhart was briefly possessed by a young Djinn in 1993. In 1994, the British royal family, with the exception of the Queen, were mysteriously found alive and with no memory of their supposed assassination and the subsequent three years. King Cedric thus abdicated in favor of the Prince of Wales. The new King held progressive political views and was more active in politics than his mother. Disgusted by urban decay and Urquhart's callousness towards the poor, the King made numerous statements indirectly criticizing Urquhart's policies. In response to the King publicly undermining his government, Urquhart called an election in 1995. The King all but endorsed the Labour Party, travelling around the country on an anti-poverty campaign. Initially, polling indicated that the King would sway the election for the Labour Party. However, during the campaign, Urquhart arranged for the King to briefly be kidnapped by street criminals before he was rescued by the Army, resulting in Urquhart regaining his standing in the polls. Urquhart's bodyguard Corder staged a serious of false flag terrorist attacks which were blamed on the IRA, frightening the public and strengthening Urquhart's position. When the Conservative Party won the election, the King abdicated, having inappropriately intervened in electoral politics. His son became the new monarch. Urquhart's government fought against multiple alien invasions. In July 1996, the alien Harvesters attacked several major British cities as part of their invasion of Earth, killing hundreds of thousands of Britons over a few days before being quickly defeated by the American military. While London came under attack from the Harvesters, Urquhart evacuated Parliament beforehand, preventing serious casualties. British space pilots under the Interplanetary Space Fleet combatted the Venusian dictator Mekon under Urquhart's orders. The dark wizard Voldemort was revived in 1995 and subsequently launched a wave of terrorism against both the magical and non-magical populations of Britain. Urquhart was aware of Voldemort's revival, but continued the government policy of hiding the existence of wizards from the public. Voldemort eventually seized control of the Ministry of Magic, but allowed Urquhart's government to remain in place although multiple Cabinet officials were placed under the Imperius curse. The rogue ex-M16 agent Alec Trevelyan launched a failed attack on the Bank of England in 1995. While the U.K prepared to hand Hong Kong over to China, newspaper mogul Elliot Carver attempted to instigate a war between Britain and China by staging a false flag terrorist attack, but his efforts were foiled by M16. By 1998, Urquhart had become an authoritarian strongman with almost unquestioned power. His cabinet was dominated by members of the Radical Right. His government was brought down by a crisis in Cyprus in 1998. Urquhart's foreign secretary, Tom Makepiece had negotiated a peace settlement in Cyprus between the Greek Cyproits and the Turkish Cyproits. As a favor for his political donor Nures, Urquhart had arranged for water boundaries to be drawn so that the Turkish Cyproits had rights to oil reserves which had not yet been officially discovered. When the existence of the oil reserves was leaked to the public by Urquhart, a revolution occurred in Cyprus deposing President Nicolaou. Urquhart had deliberately instigated the revolution in an attempt to boost his popularity by winning a war. British troops subsequently occupied Cyprus and rescued President Nicolaou. Urquhart's plan backfired when British troops killed several Cyproit children protesting the British occupation, an event which was televised. Urquhart's poll numbers subsequently collapsed, and Tom Makepiece, who had resigned as Foreign Secretary due to Urquhart's Euro-skepticism and war-mongering in Cyprus, launched a leadership challenge against Urquhart which appeared likely to succeed. Rather than have her husband humiliated, Elizabeth Urquhart arranged for her husband to be assassinated in an attempt to save his legacy. Evanghelos Passolides, who was seeking revenge on Urquhart for murdering his brothers when Urquhart was deployed to Cyprus in 1956 by the British Army, was killed and framed for the assassination.

[12] Following Urquhart's assassination, Makepiece was unchallenged for the Conservative Party leadership and thus immediately became Prime Minister. Makepiece was much more moderate than Urquhart, led the Europhile and "wet" wing of the Conservative Party. Makepiece, however, was beholden to Corder, who had arranged for his rise to power. Makepiece was placed under the Imperius curse by Lord Voldemort, bringing the entire British government under Voldemort's control. Shortly afterwards, Voldemort was killed by his own spell backfiring, and Makepiece was released from the Imperius curse. Makepiece remained confused and disoriented following his release from the Imperius curse, and he had trouble organizing his cabinet after a wave of resignations from Urquhart's loyalists. Makepiece called an election in an attempt to win a popular mandate for his government, but the Conservatives were overwhelmingly defeated and were reduced to their lowest number of seats in decades.

[13] Adam Lang came to power with a massive Labour majority. Lang ran on a "New Labour platform" which called for the institution of centrist, neoliberal and market friendly policies. Shortly after Lang took office, the Martian Ice Warriors briefly took over the United Kingdom and installed Xznaal as ruler, but they were defeated by the Doctor. The Queen was found alive after the invasion of the Ice Warriors, and was reinstated as Monarch in place of her grandson. The royal family had been held captive for years by the faction of renegade time lords known as Faction Paradox, who had been collaborating with the Ice Warriors to disrupt British history. In 1998, the Kaiju Manda was manipulated by the alien Kilaaks into attacking London. In 2001, the United Kingdom joined NATO in fighting against the alien Yeerk infiltrators. Lang faced a failed coup by Yeerks who had infiltrated the British government. Margaret Thatcher, who had died in 1998 but was resurrected by Neo-Nazi time travelers, was infected by a Yeerk and led the coup in an attempt to return to power. In 2003, an army of Nazi Vampires known as Millennium attacked London in an attempt to destroy a rival vampire faction and wreck revenge for Germany's defeat in World War II. While Millennium was defeated, numerous Londoners were converted into vampires and zombies, resulting in a nation-wide zombie outbreak. Eventually the zombies were contained and some were domesticated as pets. The Vampire invasion and zombie outbreak killed hundreds of thousands of people. Attracted to the undead infestation, demons infested the London Underground and were repelled by the organization known as Caballistics Inc. This wave of supernatural attacks dwarfed the casualties caused by the British wizarding wars. In 2003, the Labour Party was rocked by allegations of improper influence by the UX-Oil corporation among Labour MPs. The intervention of American ambassador Damien Thorn saved Lang's government from collapse following the scandal. In 2005, the Autons launched another attack on London. Lang's support for the American-led War on Terror, and specifically the Iraq War came to be the most controversial part of his tenure. Under Lang, the United Kingdom deployed troops to assist the U.S invasion of Iraq. As Iraq spiraled into civil war in 2006, Lang's popularity declined and he faced increasing opposition from the left-wing of the Labour Party. Lang was forced to resign by Party leadership before the 2006 election since he was now a liability. After Lang left office, his ex-Foreign Secretary Richard Rycart accused him of illegally extraditing captives to the CIA to be tortured. Reviled for his actions during the Iraq War, Lang was assassinated by an anti-war activist. Evidence was uncovered that Lang's wife Ruth was a CIA asset and that Lang allowed his actions in office to be dictated by the CIA.

[14] Foreign Secretary Maureen Graty was overwhelmingly elected Leader of the Labour Party and maintained a reduced majority in the 2006 election. Graty's Ambassador to the United States, Mark Brayden foiled an effort by private defense contractors to start a war between NATO and Tyrgzstan. Graty had occasionally served as Acting Prime Minister when Lang was incapacitated for health reasons. Graty's premiership was brief, as she was killed during a meeting at Ten Downing Street when the alien Slitheen family mounted a coup against the British government.

[15] The Slitheen seized control of the British government by crashing a space ship into Big Ben, and then killing Prime Minister Graty and her cabinet. They then impersonated low ranking cabinet officials. Jocrassa Slitheen assumed the identity of Joseph Green, the Minister of the Environment. Slitheen ordered the assassination of the U.K's extraterrestrial experts in order to eliminate opposition to the coup. Slitheen attempted to gain access to global nuclear access codes and start a nuclear war which would have wiped out human civilization, the Slitheen then planned to loot the remnants of Earth and make a profit selling these remnants on the black market. The Doctor hacked into a submarine and fired a missile on Ten Downing Street, killing Slitheen and ending his efforts to start World War III.

[16] Harriet Jones was a backbencher representing Flydale North who found herself in Ten Downing Street the day of the Slitheen invasion. Jones collaborated with the Doctor to defeat the Slitheen. Having ordered the destruction of the Slitheen, Jones suddenly found herself the favorite to become Prime Minister, especially with much of Graty's Cabinet killed or incapacitated. Jones ran unopposed for the Labour leadership, since she was overwhelmingly popular due to her resistance against the Slitheen. Jones was skeptical of Adam Lang's "New Labour" and assembled a more left-wing government than Lang had. Jones was originally destined to lead the U.K into a new "Golden Age." However, after the Sycorax invaded Earth on Christmas Day of 2006 and threatened to kill 1/3 of Earth's population unless the planet unconditionally surrendered, the Jones government was suddenly derailed. The Doctor defeated Fadros Pallujikaa, the leader of the Sycorax, in ritual combat; and then proved that the Sycorax's threat of mass extermination was a bluff. As the Sycorax fled Earth, Jones ordered the destruction of their ship in retaliation for their threats. Disgusted with her actions, the Doctor decided to alter history and end the Jones government several years early. The Doctor spread rumors of Jones being in ill health, which prompted Jones to become paranoid and lash out at her subordinates. The Prime Minister's angry behavior only reinforced concerns about her fitness for leadership, and Jones soon faced a confidence vote. Chancellor of the Exchequer Tom Davis, who viewed Jones as an upstart, resigned from the Cabinet along with several other ministers, indicating that Jones had lost the support of many Labour MPs. Rather than lose a confidence vote, Jones announced her resignation early in 2007.

[17] Tom Davis was elected Prime Minister without serious opposition from within the Labour Party. Davis led a faction derogatively referred to as the "nutters." Davis chose to call a snap election shortly after taking power, which proved to be a mistake as the Labour Party fell a few seats short of a majority. As Davis entered negotiations with minor left-wing parties so that he could form a government, a faction of Liberal Democrats led by newly elected MP Harold Saxon defected to Labour in exchange for powerful positions in the Davis cabinet. Saxon was appointed the Minister of Communications and later in 2007 he became the Minister of Defense. Davis faced a declining economy as the Great Recession began in 2007. The stock market crashed in 2008, worsening the recession. Davis faced multiple alien excursions. Davis faced multiple alien threats- the Judoon captured a hospital and removed it to the moon, and the Racnoss attacked London on Christmas Day 2007. Additionally, the Cybermen and the Daleks fought each other at the Battle of Canary Wharf, which resulted in high civilian casualties and the destruction of Torchwood One. All of these threats were repelled by the Doctor, but strengthened the political position of Harold Saxon, who argued for the declassification of material regarding extraterrestrials and a policy of preparedness against invasion. Saxon's public advocacy on extraterrestrial issues attracted bipartisan support. When Saxon resigned from the Davis Cabinet in 2008, he took a significant number of Labour MPs with me, causing the Davis government to collapse and forcing an election.

[18] Saxon, who entered politics as a Liberal Democrat and a freshman MP for Westmorland and Lonsdale in 2007, had a remarkably rapid political rise, becoming Prime Minister less than two years after entering Parliament. After resigning from the Davis government, Saxon formed his own political party, Saxon's List, to which hundreds of MPs from both parties suddenly defected to. While commentators classified Saxon as a liberal centrist, Saxon generally avoided taking any political positions whatsoever, instead making vague promises about a brighter, kinder future. Saxon's sole policy was his aggressive advocacy of increased involvement in extraterrestrial affairs. In the election of 2008, Saxon's List won an overwhelming majority, with Saxon's personal charisma being the driving factor in the Party's success. Saxon was in fact the renegade Time Lord known as the Master, who had time travelled from the far future but became trapped in the early 21st century. The Master assumed the identity of Harold Saxon and fabricated an identity so that he could enter politics. The Master used the Archangel satellite network to subliminally influence the British public into voting for Saxon's List. Upon becoming Prime Minister, the Master executed his Cabinet, deeming them unreliable turncoats and traitors due to their sudden change in political affiliation. The Master then announced to the public that he had made contact with a species called the Toclafane, who were actually descendants of humanity from the future and minions of the Master. The President-Elect of the United States, Arthur Coleman Winters, was killed by the Toclafane in a meeting arranged by the Master. The Master then used the Toclafane to conquer the Earth and begin construction on a massive space fleet he would use to conquer the galaxy. The Doctor, however, destroyed the Paradox Machine which allowed for the descendants of humanity to change the history of their ancestors, and Saxon's reign of terror was erased from history. The Master was temporarily killed, but his true identity was kept secret from the public. The official story was that Saxon had gone mad and killed his own cabinet and the American President, necessitating that he be arrested and institutionalized.

[19] Aubrey Fairchild was designated as Chief Party Whip of Saxon's List, but was absent when Saxon murdered his Cabinet. Fairchild had previously served as a Minister in Adam Lang's government. Fairchild was thus the most senior member of Saxon's List following Saxon's apparent death. Fairchild formed a caretaker government, but he refused to call a new election on the grounds that Saxon's List had just won an overwhelming majority in a recent election. After an alien space ship resembling the Titanic nearly crashed into London, Fairchild forestalled efforts in Parliament to call for a new election by claiming that an election would threaten the ability of the government to remain vigilant against the alien threat. Furthermore, in 2009, NATO entered World War III against Japan and the suddenly reformed Soviet Union due to a time paradox. Fairchild and U.S President Ackerman collaborated to defeat the Soviet invasion of Europe and the American East Coast. World War III allowed Fairchild to delay an election, but Saxon's List had no purpose for existing following the departure of Saxon. With Saxon's List consisting of both former Labour and Conservative MPs, Saxon's List lacked a uniting ideology, and Fairchild thus lacked any domestic policy agenda. During the Fairchild premiership, the Mandragora helix attempted to seize control of the Earth. Fairchild was Prime Minister when the Daleks moved the Earth across the universe to the Medusa Cascade, and subsequently occupied the Earth. Fairchild was killed by the Daleks along with thousands of other British citizens before the Daleks were defeated and Earth was restored to its original position.

[20] Following the death of Aubrey Davis, Saxon's List finally collapsed. Brian Green, the leader of the Labour Party, was elected Prime Minister by Parliament following the Dalek invasion and called a snap election in which Labour won a small majority, while Saxon's List dissolved and did not run a single candidate. Green continued to work with the United States against the Soviet Union. Green was Prime Minister when the entire global population suffered from the effects of the Flashforward. The most significant event of Green's premiership was the 456 crisis, in which the alien race known as the 456 threatened to destroy humanity unless they were given ten percent of the world's children as sustenance. Green initially agreed to the aliens' demands before they were destroyed by Torchwood. After Green's actions during the crisis were made public, he was forced to resign in order to avoid a no confidence vote.

[21] Davis returned to the Labour leadership following the resignation of Brian Green. However, Davis' position was relatively weak. The ongoing recession weakened Davis' popularity as fatigue with the Labour Party set in. Politicians within the Labour Party began jockeying to take Davis' place. Under the Davis government, Harold Saxon was resurrected and temporarily converted the entire human race into duplicates of himself in a failed attempt to bring about the return of the Time Lords. In the general election of 2011, the Labour Party was defeated and the Conservatives returned to power. Davis was succeeded as leader of the Labour Party by Nicola Murray. He was the last Labour Party Prime Minister in history.

[22] Alec Beasley was nicknamed "JB" due to his middle name being Joseph. Since the Conservatives won only a plurality in the 2011 election, Beasley formed a coalition government with the Liberal Democrats. The first crisis of the Beasley premiership was when aliens again attacked London. These aliens produced a pheromone for mating, and devastated several council estates before being repelled. Under Beasley's government, the whole of humanity temporarily gained immortality on what was called "Miracle Day." In 2011, two percent of the world's population suddenly vanished, including two percent of the U.K's population. The Shakri invaded Earth during Beasley's government. Beasley secretly authorized the settlement of thousands of Zygon refugees in the U.K. In response to the constant wave of alien invasions and terrorist attacks, Beasley imposed strict security measures and surveillance, creating the Total Information Awareness system (TIA). Beasley collaborated with the CIA to commit human rights abuses against detainees, and abused intelligence agencies for political purposes. Beasley was a business partner in the intelligence firm Gladstone, which engaged in illegal war profiteering and the construction of CIA black sites. Beasley resigned after information regarding his illicit activities were leaked to the press.

[23] Charles Flyte, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, was a moderate who was elected Prime Minister because he was honest and untainted by the scandals of JB- as JB's rival within the Conservative Party, the Conservatives hope to distance themselves from JB's corruption by electing him their leader. An explosion by a Petrofex plant in Teesside killed nineteen people while Flyte was campaigning in the 2015 general election. Flyte cut his campaigning short to fly to PetroFex headquarters in Texas in order to obtain a monetary settlement on behalf of the survivors. Flyte's jet crashed during this trip without an apparent cause.

[24] Deputy Prime Minister Dawkins assumed the premiership following the death of Prime Minister Flyte. In the 2015 general election, Dawkins won an outright majority for the Conservative Party since the death of Flyte caused the Conservatives to benefit from sympathy votes. Dawkins came under increased pressure from his Cabinet and the British Armed Forces to act militarily against Iran. Some intelligence reports suggested that Iran was responsible for the plane crash that killed Prime Minister Flyte. Following the 5/9 hacking of ECorp and the start of the Second Great Depression, Dawkins controversially nationalized the Royal Caledonian Bank due to its unethical banking practices. Dawkins was manipulated by his Cabinet into launching a drone strike against terrorists in Iranian territory, which caused Iran to declare war on the United Kingdom. Dawkins was subsequently forced to resign after Conservative Party officials attacked him for his reluctance to further retaliate against Iran.

[25] Secretary of State for Education Duncan Craig was a nonentity selected to be Prime Minister by hawkish conservatives seeking an unassuming and noncontroversial figure who would preside over a hawkish and divisive agenda. A brief war between the British and Iranian fleets occurred in the Persian Gulf. This war was forcibly halted when the Galactic Federation suddenly inducted Earth as a member world and compelled Iran and the U.K to sign a peace treaty. The Galactic Federation then dissolved following after the scientist Dr. Sanchez launched a cyberattack on their currency, and withdrew from Earth. Craig additionally faced raids on major cities from the Ethereals, which Craig opposed with military force. The United Kingdom also participated in the war against the Vitons in 2015. In 2016, the United Kingdom held a referendum on whether it should leave the European Union. Craig campaigned on behalf of remaining, but resigned when a slight majority of voters voted for Brexit.

[26] Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Freya Gardner was married to the controversial former minister Aiden Hoynes, who had publicly attacked his Party leadership and worked to undermine Craig's Cabinet. Their personal lives were the subject of much tabloid speculation. Gardner was elected Prime Minister since the premiership following the Brexit referendum was viewed as a poisoned chalice. Gardner was left the thankless task of negotiating Brexit terms with the European Union. Gardner found it difficult to negotiate even the most basic of terms with the EU. Gardner called a general election in 2017 in hopes of strengthening her hand in diplomatic talks with the EU. However, the Conservatives instead lost their majority, and were forced to come to an agreement with the DUP to remain in power. Gardner resigned due to her poor election performance.

[27] Former Foreign Secretary John Vosler had supported Leave during the Brexit referendum, and threatened to implement a "No Deal" Brexit should the EU reject his terms when he became Prime Minister. As Vosler negotiated a Brexit deal, a wave of terrorist attacks spread across the United Kingdom. Vosler's Home Secretary, Julia Montague, was assassinated by organized crime due to her advocacy of a bill which would have violated privacy rights and civil liberties. Montague had collected a blackmail file which provided evidence that Vosler had repeatedly committed sexual assault and financial crimes. Following Montague's death, this file was leaked to the press and Vosler was forced to resign.

[28] Michael Callow was a relatively junior politician who had previously served as Social Affairs Minister. Michael Callow finished negotiations on the terms which led to Britain withdrawing from the European Union. Callow is perhaps most famous for being blackmailed into fornicating with a pig. The author Carlton Bloom kidnapped Royal Family Member Princess Susannah, and threatened to kill her unless Callow had sexual intercourse with a pig on TV. Callow's act was viewed by most of the country on TV, and this act was widely mocked. However, Callow's approval rating rose following his public sex act since many Britons thought Callow had placed the good of the country over his own personal dignity. In 2021, the United States collapsed into civil war as the theocratic Republic of Gilead seized power. Britain came to be increasingly isolated on the world stage. Nevertheless, Callow implemented a lend-lease program for the Alliance to Restore the Republic, which opposed Gilead. Callow also presided over a decline in fertility rates caused by a mysterious conspiracy, in addition to general environmental devastation. In response to a rapid decline in Britain's bee population, Callow authorized the construction of artificial bee drones (ADIs) to replace the role that biological bees had in the U.K's agricultural and ecological systems. Callow secretly authorized the installation of surveillance technology in the ADIs to monitor terrorists as part of TIA. However, this surveillance technology was hacked by former ADI technician Garrett Scholes. Scholes started an online contest in which people used the hashtag #DeathTo vote for who they believed should die. Scholes then used the ADIs to kill everyone who posted this hashtag on social media, resulting in nearly four hundred thousand deaths. Callow resigned after his involvement in installing the surveillance technology into ADIs was made public; and his government subsequently collapsed. In the following general election, the Conservatives lost nearly all of their seats, and populist parties made massive gains as the British political establishment collapsed in the wake of the worst single atrocity in British history.

[29] Waldo was a blue cartoon bear who appeared on a popular TV show in the 2010s. He was originally voiced by Jamie Salter. In 2019, Waldo stood as an independent candidate in a by-election in the constituency of Stentonford and Hersham. Waldo unexpectedly came a close second in the election, prompting television producer Jack Napier to begin voicing the the character following Salter's resignation from the role. Following the by-election, Waldo continued to mock the British political establishment, while Napier licensed the use of Waldo's image as propaganda for authoritarian regimes in Russia, Brazil, China, and Malaysia. Waldo came to be a figurehead for global populism, authoritarianism and the far-right. After the ADI Massacre, Napier recognized that Waldo stood a chance at winning political power. Napier formed a political party called People for Waldo, which existed for the sole purpose of electing Waldo Prime Minister. Napier recruited an eclectic mix of candidates to run for Parliament on the Waldo ticket. Foreign Secretary Roger Barlow led a group of defectors People from the Conservative Party that further boosted Waldo's support. Waldo also temporarily absorbed the populist Four Star Party. In the 2023 general election, People for Waldo won a plurality of seats despite not having any seats in the previous Parliament. Napier formed a coalition government with the far-right Norsefire Party. The Waldo government restricted immigration, imposed draconian mob rule, and engaged in massive corruption. Waldo was also a Eurosceptic who became antagonistic towards the EU after Julian Felsenburgh was elected President of the EU. Waldo additionally feuded with French President Mohammed Ben-Abbes in an attempt to whip up nationalist fervor. Furthermore, Waldo's isolationism caused the British government to withdraw military support for the Alliance to Restore the Republic. Waldo also deployed Sentinels against Britain's mutant population. Jack Napier used Waldo to massively enrich himself and his fellow oligarchs, and the Waldo government was incredibly corrupt. The incoherent beliefs of People for Waldo meant that the Waldo government became disorganized without a clear agenda, and support for Waldo declined rapidly. The main beneficiary of Waldo's collapse in polling was Home Secretary Adam Susan, the leader of Norsefire. After Gilead activated the Doomsday Device in 2026, thus launching thousands of nuclear missiles, the Waldo government collapsed. While Britain was not targeted by the Doomsday Device due to Waldo's neutrality in the Third American Civil War, nuclear fallout caused a massive shortage in supplies and electricity which led to popular unrest against Waldo. Julian Felsenburgh even made a bid to return the UK to the EU, and his followers in the UK launched attacks against the Catholic Church in a bid to overthrow the British government. People for Waldo collapsed as its MPs turned against Napier.

[30] Following the 2026 general election, the Norsefire Party and the Four Star Party seized control of Parliament. Home Secretary Adam Susan declared himself Lord Protector of the United Kingdom, effectively becoming the dictator of Britain. Susan used military force to compel the monarchy to recognize him as Lord Protector, and police forces were deployed to arrest members of the opposition and dissolve democracy. To maintain the façade of an electoral system, however, Susan allowed the Four Star Party to lead a coalition government in Parliament, although Susan remained himself in control. Businesswoman Vivienne Rook became Prime Minister. Rook acted as a puppet of Norsefire, authorized the construction of concentration camps, and the privatization of the police (which brought the police under Susan's personal control). Cyberattacks weakened Britain's electricity grid, while Leeds and Bristol were evacuated after being contaminated with radioactive dust. Post-nuclear fallout caused enormous environmental devastation across Britain. Rook oversaw the beginning of the English Holocaust, under which Blacks, Asians, Immigrants, Muslims, Mutants, Aliens, Homosexuals, Oompa-Loompas, and political dissidents were exterminated in her concentration camps. Rook was outed in a popular uprising in 2030.

[31] Adam Susan was a policeman who entered far-right politics and was rapidly propelled to power following the collapse of the world order in the 2020s. Following a brief rebellion in 2030, Norsefire police forces crushed the attempted uprising. Rook was scapegoated by Norsefire for the environmental devastation and the more unpopular aspects of totalitarianism. Rook was convicted in a show trial for mismanaging conditions in migrant concentration camps, but Susan allowed her to escape prison. Susan assumed the role of Prime Minister himself in 2030 while remaining Lord Protector, thus uniting the entire British government under his direct personal control. Susan's Parliamentary Cabinet was merely a formality, true power was concentrated among Susan's five intelligence ministers: Derek Almond, Peter Creedy, Conrad Heyer, Roger Dascombe and Brian Etheridge. Susan constructed a supercomputer named Fate, from which he took directions on governing. Susan restored relations with the United States, and the United Kingdom became a de facto American protectorate under U.S President Damien Thorn. While maintaining an isolationist foreign policy, Susan relaxed the anti-Europe status of Norsefire since the European Union, now an American territory, was now headed by the resurrected German dictator and TV comedian Adenoid Hynkel, whom Susan found ideologically sympathetic. In 2037, the masked anarchist V launched an insurgent campaign against Susan's government. V attacked multiple British landmarks and government centers. V assassinated key officials in the British government and then killed Adam Susan, destroyed Fate and blew up the Houses of Parliament. The British government collapsed as the result of a popular uprising, and anarchy overtook the U.K. Damien Thorn ordered the American military to invade Britain and suppress the revolt. Seeking to bring the entire planet under his personal control, Damien Thorn annexed Britain into the Terran Empire, the polity which had replaced the American government. The U.K thus ceased to exist as a political entity, and the office of Prime Minister was permanently dissolved.

Populism Comes to Britain: A Black Mirror/V for Vendetta Mashup

EXCLUSIVE: LEAKED PARLIAMENTARY REPORT REVEALS SECRET GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM USED BY GARRETT SCHOLES TO IDENTIFY VICTIMS IN DRONE MASSACRE

HOME SECRETARY RESIGNS AFTER GUARDIAN REPORT REVEALING GOVERNMENT INSTALLATION OF FACIAL RECOGNITION IN ADIs

- The Guardian

" While the Home Ministry took the initiative in advocating for the ADI surveillance program, I am also to blame. With the support of my cabinet, I personally approved the program which was used by a murderous maniac to kill 387,000 people. And for that I am truly, very, very sorry. I don't expect the British people to forgive me. I don't even know if I can forgive myself. Could I have prevented this tragedy? There's no way this government could have foreseen that systems we thought were designed to be especially secure would be manipulated in such an unusual fashion to commit the worst mass killing in British history. Nevertheless, it is clear that the carelessness and shortsightedness of my government resulted in this horror. We-I- have utterly failed in our duty to King and Country. We have failed to protect the British people- in fact it was our actions that directly caused their deaths. I have been informed that the Leader of the Opposition intends to call for a vote of no-confidence in this government today. And if this motion were brought to the floor, I confess I would join many of our backbenchers in expressing that this government has totally failed and has lost the mandate to govern. The motion is thus unnecessary. I can tell by the size of the angry crowds outside Ten Downing this morning that this government has the confidence of no one. Today, I resign as leader of the Conservative Party, I declare this government dissolved, and that I will schedule an election for a new government in the coming weeks..."
- Prime Minister Michael Callow, in tears as he speaks before the House of Commons

" So I hear the Tories liked getting f***ed by pigs. How would they liked to get f***ed by a cartoon bear? Look man, here's mah penis."
- The cartoon bear Waldo announcing his candidacy for Prime Minister on Youtube

"I think it no coincidence that Officer Li, the man who directly implemented the computer program which killed hundreds of thousands of Britons, was of foreign stock. This country has really gone to the dogs- or the eaters of dogs, really. Over fifty years ago Enoch Powell predicted that mass immigration would end in 'rivers of blood.' And now thanks to the actions of of a person whose family would not have been admitted to this country if we has listened to the honourable Mr. Powell, hundreds of thousands of people lie dead. What do you see when you turn on the telly- endless rows of coffins , stretching as far as the eye can see. This is what decades of rule by Cultural Marxists have brought. Britain stands humiliated and defeated in the eyes of the world. Open borders, mounds of money stolen from native British and handed out to benefit-scrounging lazy refugees, submission to Muslim terrorists and politically correct apparatchiks- all these things, brought to you by courtesy of the British political establishment- have left our society on the brink of destruction. Public order and morality have become so degraded, that we have permitted a man who has committed the carnal sin of bestiality to lead this nation- even the native British are adapting the barbaric sexual practices of lesser cultures. Even without the actions of our dear Officer Li- he'll be executed under a Norsefire government, you know- it is clear that Muslim refugees are to blame for the ADI massacre. The government would never have installed facial recognition into the bee drones were it not for the infiltration of Muslim terrorists into this country. But we don't need a surveillance program to tell who the terrorists are- they're the blokes with the big bushy beards screaming 'Allahu Akbar.' A Norsefire government would lock all of them up- and thus all potential tragedies would be prevented. It's also pretty clear the government is covering up the truth about Garrett Scholes. It's not a coincidence that Jo Powers, a foe of radical Islam, was the first person targeted by Scholes. Are we supposed to believe that Scholes really became the worst mass murderer in history just to prove a point about cyber-bullying? Rubbish! What kind of motivation is that? One made up by the government to hide the fact that Scholes was a convert to Wahhabi Islam! The Daily Mail has obtained documents proving it, but the Mainstream Media won't tell you about it because the government is forcing political correctness on them. It won't work though. Finally, the British people are waking up. The Rivers of Blood are coming for Westminister, and they shall soon wash away all of the rotten and crooked politicians. The humiliation of England is drawing to a close. Soon, England Prevails!"
- Norsefire Leader Adam Susan

"Look, People for Waldo is not a political party- the British people are sick of political parties. Look how badly political parties have failed us! You have all these very serious people in suits who all went to Eton who claim they know how to run the country because they went to the right schools and knew the right people, and somehow this makes them experts. These experts claim our proposed policies are, and I quote, 'utterly meaningless fluff with no substance- worse than a drunken First-Year's badly rushed term paper.' Well, I think the British people have had their fill with academics and experts. It was the experts who built the ADIs, right? And it was an expert who figured out how to use them to kill. Were it not for the experts, hundreds of thousands of people would still be alive today. Is a blue bear leading our country a ridiculous idea? Maybe, but is it any more ridiculous then the rule of actual politicians over the last few years? The whole system is a joke, so why not elect an actual joke? It can't get any worse than the jokers who are running things now, can it? This election isn't just about Waldo per se, but about finally getting rid of the politics that have so badly damaged this country and restoring power to the people. That why I'm so heartened to see so many ordinary people, not just politicians, heed Waldo's call and stand for Parliament in hopes of doing away with our political system and making Waldo Prime Minister. Our campaign team will be releasing a full list of endorsements, and Waldo will appear personally to campaign for them. It looks like a really talented group of people and we're excited to work with them to change Britain for the better."
- Waldo's creator and voice actor Jack Napier in an interview with The Sun

LEFT-WING OUTRAGE AS LABOUR PARTY OVERTURNS LEADERSHIP ELECTION, REINSTATES ABBOT AS LEADER
- Daily Telegraph

"Look, the leadership voting process has been hijacked by loons and Trots, the Party is simply acting to install a leader who is more in tune with the views of the British public, not a handful of extremists. The Labour Party remains as strongly committed to our founding principles as ever."
- Labour Communications Director Malcolm Tucker in an interview with ITV

HUGH ABBOT SUGGESTS VOTERS ARE FLEEING LABOUR FOR WALDO AND NORSEFIRE 'BECAUSE THEY ARE UNEDUCATED, UNTHINKING BIGOTS'
- Daily Telegraph

"Seriously, can we not do any better than Hugh f***ing Abbot? The British people would rather vote for a piece of burnt toast; and the way things are going today, they probably will. Because that piece of burnt toast has more charisma then the entire frontbench... He's right about one thing, though he didn't have the intelligence not to say it in public. The British public is full of f***ing morons. Waldo is obviously a scam, but they"ll all vote for him anyway, because we are living in a nation of complete retards."
- Malcolm Tucker, in a private conversation subsequently leaked to the press

"Hey Mista Pickering, why do you hate poor people? Why do you hate the disabled? Why do you hate the ordinary British? Stop these disability cuts! When the People take over Westminster, we're going to give back benefits for everyone! We're going to keep out new immigrants and give benefits to the British people!"
- Waldo, addressing hundreds of thousands of supporters in London

"In this time of national peril, only strong and stable leadership can prevent the next- what are you doing? Stop! Security, Security!"
- Chancellor of the Exchequer and Conservative Party Leader Tom Pickering as he is attacked by a mob while campaigning in his home constituency

"I say Mista Pickering, I feel so bad for you, Mista Pickering! I feel so bad for you, that my friends didn't finish the job! You Tories killed thousands, Mista Pickering. It's only right that the people deliver justice to you for your crimes! It's not just the Blue Bear who will punish you when you lose, but the White Bear as well!"
- Waldo in a Youtube speech

SUPPORT FOR SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE AT ALL TIME HIGH AS SNP SURGES IN THE POLLS

SCHOLES WOULD HAVE KILLED LESS IF AN INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND HAD REJECTED ADI SURVEILLANCE, LORD SUMMERFIELD SAYS

BORIS JOHNSON JUMPS SHIP, JOINS 'PEOPLE FOR WALDO'

AS NORSEFIRE ABSORBS UKIP VOTE, SUSAN MAKES PLAY FOR WORKING CLASS LABOUR VOTERS
- Guardian headlines

"People for Waldo defies easy categorization. It is a political party that strenuously denies being a political party. Members instead refer to it as a "movement." In practice, however, Waldo's owner Jack Napier tightly controls a centralized party structure. His proclamations through his character Waldo are parroted identically by pro-Waldo candidates. Napier has threatened to withdraw endorsements and financial support from candidates who stray from the Waldo line... Napier has refused to disclose the identities of his financial backers. However, People for Waldo appears to be funded through an international conglomeration of stock sellers and hedge fund managers headquartered in Moscow, many of whom have ties to authoritarian governments and organized crime... This is not Waldo's first foray into politics. After performing surprisingly well in a race for a vacant parliamentary seat in the 2010s, Napier made Waldo into a global brand. 'Waldo' has appeared in propaganda campaigns for numerous dictatorships, including the Chinese, Russian, Malaysian, and Brazilian governments... People for Waldo does not seem to have any firm political positions outside of opposition to establishment politicians; although Waldo has expressed vague support for social spending and anti-immigrant sentiment. Its' parliamentary candidates are colorful and diverse, ranging from doctors to comedians to IT specialists to strippers. It's difficult to generalize about them, as they each have such differing characteristics. However, many of these candidates have a more dubious history. People for Waldo has endorsed multiple conspiracy theorists, anti-vaccine activists, and candidates with links to far-right and racist groups. Others have extensive criminal histories- for instance West Country candidate Vicky Pollard is a convicted heroin smuggler... It's anyone's guess how a Waldo government would actually work, but it seems clear no other party approaches Waldo's electoral strength."
- 'How a Cartoon Bear is posed to overthrow the British political establishment, explained' from Vox Media

AS TORIES COLLAPSE IN POLLS, ABBOT MEETS WITH CALLOW TO DISCUSS 'ANTI-POPULIST COALITION'

CALLOW TO TORY VOTERS: WALDO 'DANGEROUS FOR DEMOCRACY', LABOUR GOVERNMENT 'LEAST BAD OPTION'

LIB-LAB-CON 'FUSION TICKETS' INTRODUCED IN A FEW SWING CONSTITUENCIES

LABOUR BACKBENCH SKEPTICAL OF ALLIANCE WITH TORIES

PROTESTS AFTER CALLOW POSTPONES ELECTION DUE TO NATIONAL SECURITY CONCERNS
- Independent headlines

FAKE NEWS ON SOCIAL MEDIA SPURS FEARS AS BRITISH FEAR SECOND MAJOR TERRORIST ATTACK

STEVE BANNON CAMPAIGNS WITH NORSEFIRE CANDIDATES IN ORDER TO 'SAVE THE WEST'

LORD SUMMERISLE: UK 'ON VERGE OF INTERNAL COLLAPSE' TIME FOR SCOTLAND TO 'GO ITS OWN WAY'
- Guardian headlines

"We are projecting that Michael Callow's former constituency has been picked up by People for Waldo candidate Tim Ferris, a former livestock breeder"
- The BBC on election night

WALDO FALLS SHORT OF PARLIAMENTARY MAJORITY, JACK NAPIER TO MEET WITH ADAM SUSAN TO DISCUSS COALITION GOVERNMENT...
- BBC headline

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