All right everybody! Welcome back to RWBY let the fun begin! Until the point that Canon starts we will be seeing quite a few timeskips, With important and fun bits in between and such. So if you don't like the lots of timeskips then chin up, though i will be aiming to make it to at least chapter five before Canon starts, And at least chapter ten.
Last time on where the fuck am I? Our Hero(Me) ended up transported through space and time with some random ass fuckery of a Gacha system that won't even let me use it until NEXT YEAR! I mean what the FUCK? How was I supposed to survive? Like a normal child? I mean I guess that'll work, It worked for Yang and Ruby so If i just stick close to them I'll be fine.
"I found this young child in the forest, Please take care of him,"
AND THE FUCKER IS GIVING ME AWAY TO AN ORPHANAGE! I'LL BURN THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND AND BECOME THE THIRD WORST THING TO EVERY ORPHAN EVER!
I mean why is Tai just giving me to an orphanage? I didn't even get to see Ruby and Yang for crying out loud, And from what little I know about the anime or whatever Tai's face never popped up. So He could be anywhere from thirty to eighty in the show and I won't know the fucking difference. But how do I know It's Tai Xiao Long? Easy. The Gacha stated it to be so.
"Sir? I don't wanna go..." I muttered looking up at him with my lip quivering. He looks at me with an eyebrow raised. Is it working? Please, God! Hell, even the brother Gods! If this works I will personally thank yo-
"Ruby's puppy eyes are a much better kid," Tai states walking off.
I'll fucking kill those brother gods and use their hair as my toilet paper. Actually no That'll give my Ass a Rash.
Quest Discovered! Escape the Orphanage and Live!
Tai Xiao Long has abandoned you at the Orphanage, Get out and make your mark!
Option 1: Escape the orphanage and never look back!
Option 2: Get adopted by a family.
Rewards: Freedom, Growth,
As I turned around and looked at the orphanage I walked inside. And as the doors closed behind me I had only one goal, and the orphanage won't know what hit it.
Eight months later
I groaned as the light hit my bedside, And with it was the end of my patience. For eight freaking months, I have waited and watched as people got adopted or became old enough to leave themselves. Honestly, I was nearly ready just to escape myself, Even if the Gacha took away the Gamer's body and Mind it seemingly kept quests for some insane reason. Maybe to keep myself busy? Or maybe just because some random fucker was messing with me up there in heaven?
But whatever the case was I couldn't just keep sitting around in this dumb(Actually it was kinda decent, But you know what I mean). The thing was that I couldn't shrug off a feeling, The feeling that I would get adopted. Maybe it was just the life I remember, Or maybe it was the sense of childish hope. But something inside me roared that I wouldn't survive out there And that the best choice was to stay here.
I've only gotten that feeling a few times in my past life, There was that time when a fully grown snake had been outside my house, but my gut told me to ignore its presence. And what do you know? A few weeks later I see a few baby snakes slithering off. Or the time when I just didn't feel right riding a horse, a horse that I'd been riding for more than a month, And it bucks off its rider sending the poor chump to the hospital. This feeling in my gut only seemed to appear when it was to help me survive.
And whatever that feeling was, told me to stay at the Orphanage. And so I did, and boy was I glad that I did.
Not even an hour later a couple with a red-haired daughter walked into my orphanage, With a last name that would one day be on the news.
Nikos.
The parents of the future God-damn invincible Girl and love interest of Jaune Arc or the rust knight! A girl whose death changed RWBY from happy to downright tragic. At least that's what I think. And I mean like DAMN! Her death ended up with the entire Cast becoming more depressed than a Reddit moderator! Blake ran off, Yang locked herself away, Weiss was forced back home to Jaques schnee, And man isn't he trouble to unpack?
A peasant man who took a failing business and turned it into the most wealthy business, Say what you will about him you've gotta admire the absolute determination and willpower that it took. It wasn't Weiss's grandparents' legacy oh hell no, It was Jaques's empire, The name Schnee? It was only powerful because of Jaque's actions. But I don't think that lets him be a dick otherwise.
Wait where was I? Oh yeah, And finally the main character of the show, The Happy cookie queen herself, Ruby Rose ended up becoming so depressed that I don't remember her even being the cute girl she was after the third season. Maybe it was because of the change in leadership, I mean for example look at Ruby's condition's to use her silver eyes.
The third season requires trauma and pain to unlock them, But onward it's happy emotions to use them. I mean is that not the littlest bit weird? To use her eyes when Phyrra dies she must have been happy. That's just sick man.
Wait I'm getting off track again!
I shook my head and walked over to the happy family, The goal in my mind was clear.
Get adopted by the family who would become a national celebrity family, Befriend the Invincible Girl, and make sure she never gets that name. Or maybe I just stay in the background? I mean why focus on the boy when you have a champion in the making right in front of you? Why even bother training him? I think that is the perfect cover.
I'll rise from the ashes and show everyone that I'm not to be underestimated. Like a classic(Overused) anime protagonist I will be the kid no one expects. The Spanish Inquisition will take notes! And Even Wally will stand out in the open to watch me!
Does the effect that draws people in deteriorate if I'm not weak from the beginning? Or maybe it is because I am aiming for that outcome? Maybe... But then again It will all be worth it! I'll be able to train in secret, Knowing what the future holds, And If I'm lucky then the Gacha will bless me with an amazing power or Something else. Maybe a Green Lantern ring? Or perhaps the sword of Grayskull? Whatever it is I can use it! And if I can't? Well, whatever Semblance I get will either have to be strong or useful.
And If I am actually weak? If I actually can't do stuff? Well, then I'll just amass money, Power, and influence with non-dust technology or information until I do get something from the Gacha.
After all in a world of Bloody Evolution, Victory won't be found in strength, but why should I listen to an old witch with an immortal complex?
And so I traveled with the Nikos family, Traveling and traveling after I was adopted. Soon I arrived at their home it was nice, But somehow the home I grew up in was far nicer.
And by that I mean my past life. Like really? Okay, let me paint you a picture.
The Nikos family household, I didn't know if it was the same one from the future or not, Was a slightly large one-story home, It had a slightly triangular roof, That was a nice green color. But when you arrive at the household you see a wooden fence.
When you walk in you have a sliding glass door on your left immediately showing you a peak into the house. But the main entrance is actually further down. After you pass the Glassdoor it has a corner facing the right, Turning right shows you the proper entrance. When you enter a Wall-less loungeroom is on your left, A kitchen in-front of you and when you walk in past the Rumpus(Toy/Stuff) room you see a small laundry on the right. Turning left you can see a hallway with a newly built room boarding on the kitchen.
Walking down the hallway after the newly built room, on your left on with one of the only walls on the loungeroom you see a bedroom on your left, On your right(The side of the kitchen and newly built room) you see the Bathroom. Walking inside walls separate the bathroom that contains a bath and shower, and if you are in the hallway and look straight to your right after entering the house you see the toilet room.
Continuing down you pass a small closet on your left, but on your right is another room that is closed at the moment. And then going further down you can see another room down the hallway on your left that is most definitely Pyrrha's room. And at the end of the hallway is the Master bedroom. Walking into it and look left you can see a small closet hallway or whatever it's called, It's about five or six feet long, Most likely five. and after that is the Master bedroom personal bathroom, without a bathroom. It had a toilet at the back right, A sink on the upper right and a shower on the left.
And now let's compare that to the house I had before I kicked the bucket.
Walking into it you instantly are greeted by a hallway, On your immediate left is a toilet and right is a bedroom. Walk a little further down and on your left is the Bathroom, With a heated bath and a sink wall separating the two sinks from the bathroom. It also has a shower.
But continue down the hallway again and you see a bedroom on your right with a marble table that was built in, It also has four sliding glass doors that cover four closet spaces. And on the left of the hallway is the laundry with a door into the Sunroom.
But if you continue going down the sunroom your arrive in the dining room, The kitchen is on your right with a walk-in pantry, and entering the sunroom you have a nice big room about 12 or 13 feet in length and seven or eight in width.
Then if you continue going down from the dining room you enter another small hallway, With a bedroom on your left and on your right is a massive loungeroom with its own fireplace! it's bigger then the sunroom by the way.
But if you stay looking at the loungeroom and look left you see a small passageway to the master bedroom, that has it's own walk in closet and a closet wall on it's right. And if you are in the walk in closet and look left you see a bathroom with a shower, Bath, toilet and sink and if you go past that and exit out the other side you end up in the bathroom at the other end of the small hall that you took to get in there.
A massive wooden deck surrounded the house, and also a stairway after you walk in the first hallway on your right that you then turn left, That leads to a second story, Outfitted with a bedroom, small kitchen, massive living space, bathroom under the Master bedroom above you, with another bedroom under on the left of that bathroom.
Yeah, it cost a shitton of money, But what made it amazing was the 300+ Acres of land that came with it. A forest in my own backyard! It was somewhere in Australia but you had to walk a full four or five minutes to even get to the house in the first place, And that's if you took the short way. It also had its own dam at the bottom of the hill it rested on.
It felt like a rich person's house when I first moved in, But eventually, it turned into a home.
Though I admit my thoughts are a little distracted by the fact that the Nikos family home, Looks exactly like my fucking SECOND CHILDHOOD HOME(After we moved out of the first one).
They also moved me into Pyrrha's room as well. Something about safety and having to prepare a room. Well, I guess now I can confidently say that I shared a room with the invincible girl. Even if it's only for a little while.
Four months later
Today's the day. Today is the fucking day! My first Gacha spin! I can't explain to you how excited I am. I wonder what I can get? Maybe A skill? Superpower? Weapon? Food? Whatever it is I doubt that whatever comes through however I do it I'll freaking scream either way.
Right now I'm in a little Hidyhole that I discovered off in a corner of the 2 acres of The Nikos property. Pyrrha is currently getting trained for something? Maybe becoming a champion? I don't know. I have also been a little distanced from the Nikos Family, I guess that I wasn't able to fit in with them properly without a little time. But I've been getting closer. I just know it!
Would you like to Spin your First Gacha Spin?
As A bonus for being your first spin, All negative spins Such as Plagues or disasters have been removed.
Yes
No
I giggled with happiness, Even the ominous reminder that the Gacha could summon something like a tornado or heaven forbid down the line an alien invasion. I was ready and selected yes.
The Words disappeared and in front of me, a familiar animation played. Do you know the Pokemon Scarlet and Violet giftbox animation? Well combine that with the Botw Shrine effect after you complete a puzzle and you've got what I saw.
I reached forward with no hesitation whatsoever and opened the box, Expecting light to appear or for it to amazingly vanish, but no It just stayed there. Until it vanished a second later.
Gacha Spin Complete!
So nothing else appeared, Why isn't that just swell?
Shaking my head I looked at my item and was quite confused. It was a rock, A very strange rock, It had a swirly pattern of red and orange. You know the storm on Jupiter? Yeah, it kinda looked like that. It had an Egg-shape but I didn't recognize it from anywhere.
"What's that?" An adorable girl's voice asked.
My world froze and I slowly turned to see Pyrrha behind me.
"Oh fucking hell,"
And that's the second chapter! If you can guess the Item that was summoned good on you! However if you noticed the two in-depth houses described, Well good on you they are real-life houses, One as a childhood home, The third one I lived in, and The other was the forth home I lived in. Both have places near my heart and I find it hard to actually describe the size of them.
But anyway I thank you for reading! And I hope you review and Stuff on it! A poll asking what his next item will be is now available on my account, This is a One time Deal and so I do hope you Vote. It will remain open for an amount of time depending on the Item itself.
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