Chapter III: Flyin' High To Summer Camp!
HJ: Okay, guys. It's been five minutes since we've been flying and we're not even close to reaching our destination.
Josh: We have three hours and fifteen minutes left, HJ.
HJ: Okay. Thanks, Josh. *to the others, including Josh* Now, where was I? Oh, yes. We have to get those plans hidden at the bottom of that lake at that camp we're going to. And we gotta make sure the Steamferno Clan doesn't notice us from when we steal the plans and hide them. Everyone got that?
All others in unison: Understood, HJ.
HJ: And also, I want everyone to be on their best behavior. Understand?
All others in unison: Yes, HJ.
HJ: And before I forget to mention, if they do notice us about stealing their plans, we'll fight back and defend the evil plans we stole from them. Some of you will blow up some to all of watch towers there, if there are any.
Jamie: They're probably gonna notice the second after we steal their plans. The Steamferno Clan's not stupid, HJ.
HJ: I know that, Jamie! We're gonna make sure we hide the evil plans very well so that the Steamferno Clan doesn't come looking for them.
Narrator/EPF: Five minutes later...
HJ (to Riga): Riga, how long until we reach our destination?
Riga (to HJ): About three hours and ten minutes, HJ.
HJ: Wow, just wow. It's only been five minutes since I talked about the beginning of our plan?
Riga: Yes, HJ. It's only been five minutes.
HJ: *gets out his phone and looks at the digital clock on his phone's lock screen* It's ten 'til two? Or better yet, it's 1:50 PM?
*HJ walks out of the cockpit*
HJ: Guys, it's been 10 minutes since we've been flying. *to Josh* Josh, where are we now?
Josh: Right now, we're flying southeast. We're still in Oklahoma. We will reach Guatemala in t-minus three hours and nine minutes. It's 1:51 PM in case your wondering, HJ.
HJ: I think I know that, Josh. For instance, we all know it's almost 2:00!
(Tom sighs)
HJ: Tom, I told you this already. Our stuff that we packed are in the storage room.
(Tom groans hardly)
Narrator/EPF: Nine minutes after that...
HJ (to himself): Wow, it's 2:00! Just only three hours to go. Or just only 216,000 ticks.
*HJ walks up to the gang*
Josh: HJ, you haven't been sitting down for, like, almost an hour. Or almost 72,000 ticks.
HJ: This plan of ours cannot fail, Josh. We do not have a Nintendo Switch yet. The only handheld game systems we brought with us are our New Nintendo 3DS XLs! And we each only have four games for them. All of which are the same. But we do plan on getting Tomodachi Life sometime later this summer.
Josh: HJ, why don't you sit down and relax for now?
HJ: This is just not fair that this flight on Riga's airship is taking forever. Why can't Riga the warp speed feature that you installed on her airship, Josh?
Josh: Because Riga said she wanted to do it the old-fashioned way. Remember?
HJ: Yes.
Josh: HJ, just sit down for now, okay?
HJ: (sighs) Ugh, alright, fine!
Narrator/EPF: 30 minutes later...
HJ (to himself, quietly): It's been another half an hour and it's only 2:30?
Josh: HJ, it's only been 50 minutes. We'll get there in the next 180,000 ticks. Which is also two hours and 30 minutes.
Narrator/EPF: 36,000 ticks later, which is also 30 minutes later...
HJ: It's 3:00, you guys. *to himself, under his breath* Only two hours to go.
Josh: And in 24,000 ticks or 20 minutes, we will be halfway there!
Duke: Yeah, HJ. One time I had to wait, like, three hours to get my stuff back because of some inappropriate behavior I did. I sat on my couch for three whole hours and got bored during the process. And I had to deal with my boredom. Thank goodness I didn't die from that.
Drew: HJ, this flight on Riga's airship is worth the wait.
Jack: Yeah, HJ. We're all in this together.
Josh: HJ, remember what the Current Position Hero Decider said. He said, "Every Current Position Hero who has ever lived, lives in you."
Jamie: Yeah, HJ. The past Current Position Heroes believe in you. And also, in all of us.
Narrator/EPF: 20 minutes later...
HJ: Guys, it's 3:20. 3 hours and 20 minutes is also 200 minutes. We're halfway there. We are 100 minutes away from reaching Guatemala. And 100 minutes is also 120,000 ticks.
Josh: Wow, HJ. You know how to measure time is in ticks.
HJ: I sure do, Josh.
Zoe: HJ, we're getting closer every second!
Narrator/EPF: 120,000 ticks later, in which it is 100 minutes later...
HJ: It's 5:00, you guys and we made it to the summer camp in Guatemala!
Riga (on her airship's intercom system): Listen up, everyone! We have made it to Camp Mansión Aldea Magen in Guatemala City, Guatemala. Current local time here is 5:00 PM. And let's listen to what HJ has to say. *stops speaking into the intercom system*
*Riga walks up to the passenger room*
Riga: Let's get our stuff and head to our cabin.
*everyone else gets out of their seats and walk up to the storage room to get their stuff and and get off Riga's airship*
Jack: Wow, this place is so awesome!
*Riga locks her airship and puts a force field around it*
(two note blocks of the same note being used)
*force field activates*
(force field humming)
HJ: Here we are, you guys. The entrance to Camp Mansión Aldea Magen.
