Rainbow: I'M NOT F*IN' GAY!
Lyra: Are you sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: #$% YOU *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming down*
BonBon: Still a lesbian!
Rainbow: *growls and punches BonBon square in the face*
Rainbow: YOU STUPID #$%!
BonBon and Lyra run off in fear.
Rainbow: #$% THOSE #$, MOTHER #$ PIECES OF #$%!., HOW COULD THEY #$ SAY THAT!... FUCK!
Rainbow: I bet I could make even YOU fall in love with me!
Spike: Good luck with that.
Rainbow: No need for luck. I'm awesome!
Spike: Whatever you say.
Saten Twist and Derpy approach sugercubes and see that it's crowded, and Pinkie has pages saying Team rainbow, team Spike.
Saten Twist: *imitating Stewie from Family guy* Da hell is this?!
Pinkie: Didn't you hear?
Derpy: Hear what?
Pinkie: Dash made a bet with Spike that she'll make him fall in love with her.
Saten: Annnd. Your taking advantage of your friends by going into their personal business by betting money on it.
Pinkie: I, I guess.
Saten: No fair! I was gonna do that!
Pinkue: Hey.. How about this. You can be on my team. And if neither wins. We're split the money.
Saten: ... Done *they brohoof*
Rainbow: Rairty!.. Rarity I need makeover.
Rarity: Haha. Very funny.
Rainbow: I'm serious!
Rarity: It'll take to lon-
Rainbow: *angrily* RARITY! I'm desperate!.. Now make me hot or I swear, I'll set your head on fire!
Rarity; Fine. Fine..
Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached by Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There you are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in love with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.
Derpy: *gasps* You swore you'd never speak of that!
Down at Sugercubes. The tensions started rising. Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: You know.. Maybe you and I could be the next to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in love with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* You are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...