INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause you only been here a week, and you keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.
LATER
Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good day at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) You know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before you JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
Saten: (sighs) I was fired.
Derpy: That's horrible.. But I DID warn you about drinking the samples..
THE NEXT DAY:
Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. You haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol you got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If you say..
Derpy: (runs over excitedly) Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now?
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomorrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: (sadly) If only you were able to come also.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. In fact.. I also have a date..
Applejack: NO!
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't go together.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: (desperately) I'll give you 40 dollars!
AppleJack: ... Fine.
AppleJack: (wearing the same dress she did last time she went to the Galla, as see and Saten were somehow to take a stage coach to the yearly party) I don't get it. How did ya even get tickets? I thought it was sold out.
Saten: Ohh, I have my way.
CUT AWAY:
Saten: Dude! I need your grand gollaping galla tickets!
Mastersword: No way dude.
Saten: Fine.. I guess I'll ju- (snatches them and flies off as fast he can)
Mastersword: (angrily) Hey!
Saten: *is already gone*
Mastersword: (sighs) And he wonders why I never invite him to anything.
CUT AWAY ENDS:
Saten: Besides.. All that matters is we're here.. *anxiously* Now we're is Derpy?!
AppleJack: (chuckles) What are ya, her mother?.. She's fine, just in another stage coach.
Saten: I'm sorry.. It's just.. She's all I got.
AppleJack: Ah know. Ya told me earlier..
Saten: Fine.. I'll try to relax.
AppleJack: Good.
Saten: So... Wanna make out?
Saten: But kissing is what you do on dates.
AppleJack: For the last time! This isn't a date!.. It's just me doing something nice for ya, and we agreed to leave it at that... Besides. Twilight will be there. And she'll want ta see me.
Saten: Why?... Oh. Right.. The princess thing.
Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her).
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing you too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* you look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fur or whatever horses have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: By the way. You ever been interviewed about being a princess and all that?
Twilight: Once.. But people don't seem to like doing it anymore. Not sure why..
CUT AWAY:
Mastersword as an interviewer: Hey princess Twilight. Good having you here.
Twilight: Sure.
Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?
Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.
Sword: That's nice. But the question is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?
Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a question being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.
Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. You answered 'none' of my questions. You kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.
Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.
Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!
Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*
Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are you reading cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?
Twilight: *still reading off them*
Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?
Twilight: .. Dedication.
Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!.. You know what, (storming off) this interview is over!... *offview* WHERE'S GOD DAMN BEER!?
End cutaway:
AppleJack: Wow.. That's. Interesting.
Twilight: I gue-
Saten: *comes out of nowhere. Clearly drunk* Princeeeeeeess!
Twilight: *uncomfortably* Hello, Saten Twist.
Saten: *hugs her, much to her uncomfort about his smell of being drunk* Congrats on being a prin-(hiccup)-cess.
Twilight: *awkward chuckle* Thank yo-
Saten: I found you a present!
Twilight: What kinda prese- OH MY GOD!
Saten: *holding live snake* I found her outside. *gives the snake to Twilight. Cause he is too drunk to see her fear of it*
Saten: Your welco- *falls down a bunch of stairs, rather painfully*
Derpy: Saten! *speed flies over to him*
Saten: *off view* Good thing I'm drunk.
Applejack: *pets the snake* She's cute.
Twilight: JUST GET IT OFF!
AppleJack: *laughs, and gets the snake off Twilight, and puts it out a window to roam free*
END OF STORY 7