I rolled my prey into the dirt of my den, giggling at the pathetic little cries of terror that erupted from such a tiny tiny being. My plans were simple, and I loved them a lot.
"I am going to break your bunny I shall shatter your tiny bunny mind. I will pick up the ashes and rearrange them to fit your new life...your life as my CUDDLY PET HAHAHA!"
I cackled loudly, reveling in the Eevee's cute squealing that kind of made me want to squee as well...over how adorable my little pet was going to be after I got done with her. The process was simple and caused more mental harm than physical.
I picked up my eevee and fluffed her with my sharp nails, just like a little pillow. I then squished the furry shiny until the bones made wonderful CRACK CRACK CRACKING. Once the bunny stopped cracking, I cuddled her and licked her all over, crooning as she wimpered like a squeaking toy.
"Music to my ears my little Eevee dear. Once I am done with your molding," My voice becme as soft a silk, soothing the tiny toy into a nice little trance, "once I'm done playig with your tiny eevee mind...you will squeal in DELIGHT HAHAHA!"