I spent seven days making my eevee the softest, most cuddly little pet ever. I then lay down and lay her between my paws like a giant bone. I wiggled my nose in her fleshy eevee fur, and chuckled as my muzzle rooted with increasing pressure.
"Now my sweet eevee." I crooned, pressing harder, the eevee wimperings getting softer, "It is time for the pain to stop, and the kindness to begin. I like to start with an hour of digging my nose into that soft, squishy bunny belly! Then we turn you over on the side to root the ribseys. At last comes the soft and cuddly BACKSIDE! My little eevee is all nuzzled. Now we begin the LICKING!"