Cat: Naruto X Dog Days X Danmachi X Helluva Boss X Goblin Slayer X High School DxD X Testament of a New Devil sister X Sword Art online X Redo of a Healer X Akame Ga Kill X Konosuba X Kuroinu

Title: I'm not an hero, I just own a bar

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X dont know, but it's a harem. Give me ideas

Summary: Displayed by Kaguya, Uzumaki Naruto ends up in a world where being a magic and the sword rule, nations are ever in conflict and the Adventures Guild holds as much influence and power as the church, but Uzumaki Naruto doesn't care. He just wanted to live a quite live as an Inn Keeper.

I'm not going to respond to Reviews of this chapter. IRL reasons are preventing me from writing more than I normally would at the moment. No nothing bad. I'm not burnt out or anything like that. it's quite good, but i'm keeping why to myself for the time being. But I will answer a question that was questioned. The entire populace of Serber is about 10 million people with half of that being humans out of that 10 million only about 10,000 pose a threat to Naruto's Life and even Less could make him go all out in a fight.

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Chapter 5: Fangs

Location: Zion

Place: South-eastern gates

Time: early morning

Givna, Roysia, Jin, and Leo's party, all stood around as Naruto put a saddle on a horse. He had a cloak on as well as a pair of swords. After the battle with Migul, many people began to ask Naruto WHY he wasn't an adventurer. Miguel was at least Upper A- Lower S Ranked in terms of power and Jin was stronger than that. Naruto had told them that he wasn't cut out to be an adventurer. He'd rather live a quiet life and just run the hostel.

"Okay. I think that's everything I need," said Naruto as he mounted the horse.

Kuroka jumped on Naruto's back and began to rub her large breasts on his back. "OH Lord Naruto is going to be gone for too long!" moaned Kuroka.

"Naruto sighed. "Koneko, can you help me out?" asked Naruto.

"Sure Naruto," said Koneko as she grabbed her sister and pulled Koneko Away making her sister moan about stopping her breeding cycle and true love.

"Are you sure you don't want an escort?" asked Leo with a frown.

Naruto chuckled as he patted Leo's head making her blush. "Thanks, but I won't need an escort for what I'm doing besides I'll only be gone for a week at most," said Naruto.

Roysia looked at Naruto and blushed. "Please be careful Master. I know that you are stronger than you look, but even you are not immortal," said Roysia.

Roysia makes sure your mother doesn't burn down my Hostel," said Naruto.

"Oa gateo swi nitera hungea! Hea yurr getta juntiao! (Watch your mouth you whiskered bastard! You won't ever get laid like that)," said Givna in her native tone.

Naruto grinned back as the others laughed at her words.

Roysia smiled. "Of course, master. I'll make sure she is on her best behavior,"

Jin sent Naruto an amused look. "Take care Naruto," said Jin knowing where Naruto was headed.

"Right Master," said Naruto mounting his horse and riding out of the gate.

As he rode through the gates he caught the eye of Asuna who decided to man the gate today. He was sure that it was just his imagination, but he sure that she was blushing.

Location: Zion

Place: Guild Hall

Time: Early evening

Rarely was the Guild not busy. Between issues requests, vetting Quests, processing parts, collecting money from missions, Rank promotions, and transferring documents between guilds they were quite busy. Even now despite over 90 percent of the active adventurers in Zion out on mission requests and the like; missions were still coming in. Only the high-ranked adventurers were currently in. But because of how long their quests took they usually only took one quest every few weeks. SO when the guild wasn't busy, they took the time to catch up on paperwork was the like.

Athena as the Manager of the Guild desk personnel had her office, she had some measures.

Athena sighed as she looked at the number of quests that had just come in. Many of them were easily C-ranked and a few B-ranked. But that wasn't what was concerning to her at the moment. Several of the quests dealt with Ghoul sitting in the area. Zion while considered the HQ of all adventuring Guilds across the Continent of Serber had its region to patrol and protect. Within their sphere of influence were three Kingdoms, Two Elvin clans, a Dwarf Kingdom, and three Beastman Tribes. The overall number of cities they were responsible for was at least 75 villages each probably numbering around 100 to 2000 people and 3 Major Cities each holding at least 10,000-30,000 people.

So the amount of requests for ghouls was worrying to say the least. It meant that a Vampire or even a Coven was present. A single Vampire was considered a B-ranked threat. A Coven was an Emergency Level Threat. An emergency level threat existed outside of the normal ranking structure and was normally in the A-SSS rank. Anything that hit the Emergency level meant that ALL quests that were not sub-quests of the Emergency were IMMEDIATELY put on hold. In the entire history of the guild, there had only been 2 Emergency level Quests issued. Both times save the death of Dozens of adventures.

Then she saw it... A request for a missing female of 14. She had been abducted in ZION itself. This was not good. Not good at all. Gathering everything she immediately went to Jin with her findings.

opening the door, she saw that Jin was doing his paperwork. He looked up from his work and stabbed out his cigarette.

"Ahena what can I do for you?

"Master Jin, we need to initiate and Emergency S-ranked Quest!" yelled Athena.

Jin raised a brow at this. "Why do we have to do that?" asked Jin.

Athena set all the papers on the desk and quickly explained herself to Jin. After maybe five minutes Jin rubbed his hand through his hair.

"I'm going to have to get the Crimson Knights, the Chruch, and the KOB involved as well. With most of our B and A ranks permanent Parties away we only have Leo's party here as the highest-ranked party.

"I'll Get right- started Athena.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Athena felt fear down to her very soul as the scream seemed to penetrate the walls of the guild. Athena fell to her knees, body shaking in fear.

Jin cursed under his breath and jumped out of the window.

Location: Zion

Place: Streets

Time: Late evening

Roysia sighed as she walked home after her shift was done of the night. This was one of the rare times when her and her mother were not going home together. The air was pretty chilly tonight and fog had rolled in. This was unusual for this time of year but could happen once or twice under the right conditions. She wasn't worried about this at all since she was so close to the guild and Hostal. Guards regularly patrolled the main district of Zion.

She brought her hands up to blow into them for warmth. As she did so she couldn't help but think about her Master and crush. Naruto had always been kind to her and her mother. She had only worked for him for two years but in that time she wanted to believe that one day she could confess her feelings to him and hopefully grow old with him. She quickly pushed those thoughts away. How could she compete with the likes of the beautiful Princess Leo, Lady Kuroka and Lady Koneko? Or even Lady Asuna who now had the choice of choosing her husband if she ever desired to marry. But ever since the battle she had seen the way Asuna had looked at Naruto. Even her own Mother wanted to bed him.

She would admit to herself that she had dreams. Dreams of two children. Both girls ran and played in a small house by a river that was a half-day ride to the city. Just the four of them. And at night when the girls were safely tucked away in bed she and their father- a man who strongly resembled Naruto- would take her to their marital bed and they would spend in night deep in the throws of passion trying for their third child... hopefully a son to carry on the family name.

"Why I keep dreaming of Master Naruto, I have no idea. Maybe I should just ask him on a date and see where it goes... I mean it's not like i'm opposed to giving myself to him one day," thought Roysia.

The clicking of boots caught her ear as she looked around. Out of the fog walked a rather tall and good-looking young man. He was dressed like an aristocrat with shoulder-length blond hair and a chiseled face. His eyes were a hypnotic red and Roysia couldn't help but feel drawn to him.

"Hello my dear," said the man.

Roysia snapped out of it as her hands went to her belt where she kept a hidden dagger. "Go-good evening, sir. I wasn't aware that anyone else aside from the guards was out tonight," said Roysia.

"Why wouldn't I be out? It's a perfect night for a prince wouldn't you say?" asked the man with a smile.

"A Prince?" asked Roysia. What kind of prince?"

"A Vampire Prince of course," said the man as he grinned revealing his fangs as he rushed at Roysia.

Her eyes shot open in fear! GUARDS! GUARDS! GUA-!" a hand slammed onto her mouth before pushing her into the wall Hard enough that her back would bruise badly.

Roysia looked at the thing and read death in his eyes.

"Scream all you want little girl. It will only make your aura all the sweeter!" grinned the man as his hands left mouth before he gripped her shirt and ripped it open and zeroed in on the quicking pulse of her neck, juicy full of blood and aura.

Roysia gripped the arms of her assailant as fangs sank into her neck. The pain of the bite was unlike anything she ever felt. She had never felt anything as intense as this flood her systems! The scream was so raw and intense that she wasn't sure she screamed at all, Urine ran down her legs as she lost control of her insides. This seemed to just encourage her assailant as it only seemed to bite down deeper.

"You will make a perfect bride my dear," said the thing that was biting her.

Jin and several guards arrived at the area to find nothing but a blood and urine on the ground and walls.

"Naruto is going to kill me," said Jin.

"Head to the Guild and tell Athena that on my authority as Guild Master of Zion I'm authorizing an S-ranked Emergency Quest. We are hunting a Vampire Lord," said Jin gritting his teeth.

Naruto was going to be pissed

Location: Hidden Castle 100 miles North East of Serber

Place: Throne Room

Time: Late evening.

The dark corridor of the Castle was littered with bodies of Golems, Litchs, Skeletons, and Reaper Spirits. All At least mid-B-class monsters with the Reaper spirits being A-class. Only one reaper had managed to cut a strand of hair off of Naruto's head. Naruto flicked the blood off of his swords and sheathed them. If this had been an extermination quest it would have quite the bounty. And Soloing it would have been even more impressive since it would have been an S-ranked or even SS-ranked Quest needing at least 10 A-ranked teams and three S-ranked Teams as the Frontal assault team with several dozen B-ranked teams scatted around a mile radius to take care of any runaway demons.

Of course, Naruto had attacked the castle with an army of clones that had destroyed the gates, and the courtyard defenders and swept through the halls like a hurricane. All in all, it took him an hour to get to the tallest tower where the 'Lady of the House' resided.

Creaking his neck from side to side he reached down and picked up the lock of hair that had been cut off. "I'm getting rusty if a reaper was able to cut my hair like this.

Naruto sighed as he kicked the door open to the chamber where the Vampire was or rather where his 'enemy' was. The chamber was dark and lit by green flames that somehow emitted regular light. The dark throne at the end of the large hall had four Platinum Golems guarding the occupant of the throne.

It was a woman. She was quite tall standing at least 6 feet tall. She was also an unearthly beauty beautiful, brown-skinned young woman with a slim hourglass build, followed by bright green eyes with hypnotic-like pupils, claw-like hands, pointy ears, and sharp vampire-like fangs. Her most distinctive feature is her long, flipped-back, two-toned red hair with several curls, makeup consisting of eyeliner which is vaguely drawn to resemble running teardrops, along with dark red lipstick wore a robe-like black dress with a plunging neckline that left a view to the valley of her breasts, which features purple outlines and both a dark red collar and dark red inner lining, a dark red sash around her waist. She also has no footwear.

This was Wuya, the Heylin Witch of destruction, and the previous Demon King. (1)

"Hello Love. It's been quite a few centuries since we have seen each other," said Wuya with a smirk green flames dancing in her right hand.

"I'm going to fuck your world up Wuya," said Naruto drawing his swords.

And Just like Naruto was the Ancestral Father, Wyua was the Ancestral Mother to the Crimson-Haired Clan.

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And cut. I hope you guys enjoyed this.

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1: Thank you DragonBlaze-X. you solved an issue i had when it came to the Crimson Clan.