Ultimate Comedy End Credits!
Team Dino have a statement to make: We are so sorry for that utter misery fest we unleashed. I think we had the worst case of New Year's Blues ever. I know we may not be forgiven for Resurrection, but as recompense we have written the funniest thing we can. We are proud to present…The Ultimate Comedy End Credits! Always look on the bright side of life - Speckles and Blue-Eyes.
The White Dino, Speckles and Blue-Eyes are standing once again in a recording booth…
Speckles: THANKS A LOT YOU. Did you have to unload on us quite so much? I cried the entire night away; Blue-Eyes had to sleep in the spare cave, it was so embarrassing!
White Dino: Look, I don't know how much more apologizing I can do? It was a very dark start to the year and I went to a very dark place. 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 and now 2024. The Speckles Project has gone on so long we have ended up back where we started…another bloody election year! Without the lockdowns of course.
Blue-Eyes: Just so we can clear up any misunderstandings, what is the dark stuff you keep referring to? Hope it's nothing too bad?
White Dino: Okay Blue, let's go there. At the end of September we as a family decided it was time to move on for real. So we put the Author's residence on the market and found another dwelling we liked. We fought throughout October and November to get it. And I thought great, finally I can leave the writer's room for good and start over…
Speckles: Oh boy, I think I know where this is heading…?
White Dino: Yep, we got the survey back on the property and it was gutting. The house was 50 years old not 20, filled with wood rot and…NEEDED A NEW BLOODY ROOF! Hardly the luxury home we were promised. So we dropped the whole thing, and had a nice Christmas instead. January hit, and I did the whole panic thing again…another year in the writing room!
Blue-Eyes: Ooh, I feel your pain. Tried to warn you back in our Christmas Special. Even as Dinosaurs it took us ages to find the right cave! That stuff you hold onto and never let go.
Speckles: Woe betide any other species that tries to evict us from our dwelling. Great views of the forest, great views of Humanity Park. Spare room for Junior when he has time. It's great!
White Dino: I am so jealous you know. Here I am after all this time and back at the beginning again. More elections, another roasting summer, parties in the neighborhood, how long will FanFiction work this time, do I open another social media account? And does that one get bloody banned?!
Speckles and Blue-Eyes: GEEZ, White Dino doth moan a lot!
White Dino: Something the readers have probably figured out about me…I'm a bit of a whinge-chicken! But all the things I have written, even Dino King Resurrection. There has to be hope and rebirth in the end. I will never have any of us flat out hate on each other. It's not why I'm here. I know I went too overboard with Resurrection. But even that dreadful opening called…Paradise Falls was a mix of real events, movie events and stuff I just made up.
Remember dear readers, I am playing the role of story writer not documentary maker!
Speckles: That reminds me of our original movie…Speckles the Tarbosaurus. Very difficult finding the balance between Documentary and Drama.
Blue-Eyes: Well my love, One-Eye provided most of the drama in that one. As did my death scene! Although I could have done a lot better…I think you could still see me breathing!
White Dino: Er, ahem…I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!
Speckles: You know what? If we were in our human forms right now we'd be face-palming!
Blue-Eyes: I think it's time to make our big farewell announcement…
Speckles, Blue-Eyes, White Dino: Out of the darkness, into the light. May our time together never be forgotten. Let this mark the true and final ending to the Speckles Project so help us GOD!
White Dino: That was lovely guys and you know what? I think it is time for a good old SING! And 1…2…3…all together…
"Away we go"
"Our precious loves"
"With our…"
Speckles: NOPE. We know the song at the end of our movie. We WROTE the song from our movie. Blue-Eyes sang the song. We KNOW our own song. Let's please try something else!
Blue-Eyes: Oh, I have it. We learned another song from way back. You humans seem to love it. Let us give it a try my love…
Speckles and Blue-Eyes: "Always look on the bright side of life!"
White Dino: Oh no. Not this one.
Speckles and Blue-Eyes: Come on, join in you. "Always look on the bright side of life!"
The three of them: "Always look on the bright side of life!" "Pew pew, pew pew, pew pew, pew pew…"
White Dino: Oh my God. You guys can whistle now!
Blue-Eyes: Of course we can. We have lips now!
The three of them: "Always look on the bright side of life!"
White Dino: I'm totally going to spend the rest of my life paying for copyright infringement.
Speckles: Hey, it's FanFiction. We're not claiming any of this as ours. We pinched everything!
The three of them: "Always look on the bright side of life…"
A very angry voice bellows from a loud speaker:
Would you lot wrap this up we are running out of time.
White Dino: That's an old one with me. I was born out of time!
Speckles and Blue-Eyes and White Dino:
With God as our witness, this is the final entry into the Speckles Project!
Goodbye Dear Readers! Let 2024 be the end of our worries!