Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.

Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.

Rainbow Dash: [over] [grunting]

Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.

Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much more of that voice!

Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]

Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...

Twilight: You kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!


FLASHBACK:

Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken by a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..

Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before you start.

Twilight: Jesus christ!

Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!

Twilight: HOLLY SHIT!

Master Sword: (annoyed) You gonna let me explain!?

Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would love to know why you shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!

Master Sword: ... He startled me!

Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?

Master Sword: He! Startled me!

Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!

Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..

Twilight: Great... So what now.

Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..

Twilight: You can't be serious!?

Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..

Twilight: ... You planned this, didn't you!?

Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!

Twilight: You planned this! I know you did!

Master Sword: You honestly think I wou-

Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) Hey Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..

(long pause).

Master Sword: You would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.

Twilight: (starts growling)

Master Sword: (happily) I stole it.

Twilight: SWOOO-

Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!